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Looking sharp, Whitlock High.
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Yes, the new
anti-bullying campaign
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is in effect. And I, for one,
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think the new uniforms
look pretty cool.
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Or in the words
of Korean pop star
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and pistachio spokesman Psy,
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♪ Hey, dig those khakis ♪
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♪ Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ♪
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♪ Whitlock High's got style ♪
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Ow, come on, man.
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Grab the day by the horns.
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- Ow.
- Sir, if you don't comply
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with the dress code, I
have to send you home.
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Get off me, man.
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Ralph, will you please
tell your goon here
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that I have a
sweatpants exception?
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Jack, in order for this
uniform thing to work,
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everyone has to participate,
including faculty.
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I didn't like it
at first, either.
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You know how much I love
to wear school colors.
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But just between
you, me and my dogs,
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I still found a way.
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Is it cool if I go
do something else?
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Yes.
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Ralph, this is insane.
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Please cancel the uniforms.
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That is a no I can't do.
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All right, look.
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I was talking to
the superintendent.
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And she said one of
the biggest problems
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in this district is bullying.
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So I pointed out, well,
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if everybody wore
the same thing...
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There's less stuff
to make fun of.
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You know, 'cause
it's harder to tell
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when someone is
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dorky.
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And who's
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poor.
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- Mm.
- They're gonna call it
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the Durbin Anti-Bullying
Uniform Campaign.
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Yay.
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- Who will?
- Yay!
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Who is going to call it that?
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- Can she hear me?
- No.
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[grumbles]
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Look, man.
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Uniforms promote
conformity, okay?
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You're gonna turn
these kids into
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mindless zombies, like a cult.
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[scoffs]
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[scoffs] Okay.
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I do not see that happening.
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[steady music]
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We're forming a cult.
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["Listen To My Heart"
by the Ramones playing]
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Next time, I'll
listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time, well,
I'll be smart ♪
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♪ ♪
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Why are we forming
a cult, exactly?
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Because, Sarika.
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The khakis kind of dig
into my little waist.
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Mm, I smell a trouble
in paradise sitch.
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You and Lynette,
you're having problems.
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So you take it out
on the uniforms.
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Wrong as always, Marcus.
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Now, granted, we're not
forming a real cult, guys.
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Okay, real cults
are for sad people,
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who can't find friends or
sex partners the normal way.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- Wait, we get sex partners?
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Guys, we just need
to act like a cult.
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So that Durbin loses faith
in these stupid uniforms.
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All right, now who's
gonna be our cult leader?
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Cult leaders are... [sighs]
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Insecure, clingy weirdos
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with very basic
acoustic guitar skills.
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That's me.
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Uh, I can play G and C chords,
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and I've been known
to let self-doubt
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nip at my heels.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Your parents' divorce really
rocked your self-esteem,
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didn't it?
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- Nice.
- It did.
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But I've been going to therapy.
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And I use meditative
breathing to cope.
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
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Also, I paint my arms
with finger brushes
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as a means to self-soothe.
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Well, we found our cult leader.
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- [chuckles]
- Nice, man.
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Girl, you picked the right
week to be on bed-rest.
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This uniform is very
tight in the pits.
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Well, wasn't my choice.
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Apparently the baby
got flipped around,
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and if I don't take it
easy for the next few days,
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it's gonna think
that it's supposed
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to come out of my mouth.
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[giggles]
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Okay.
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You know how I get an
email alert anytime
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a '90s R&B singer enters
the state of Ohio?
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- No.
- No.
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Well, I just got us
tickets to Electronni
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with backstage passes.
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Oh, my... [gasps]
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Girl, Electronni was my jam.
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You remember "P U
This Car Stanky"?
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♪ We're banging
in the backseat ♪
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♪ So open a window, girl ♪
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[laughs]
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Oh...
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You probably can't
go, huh, Stef?
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Nope.
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- So unfair.
- No.
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Remember "Pew Pew
Our Love Stinks"?
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[laughs]
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I humped the hell out
of my parents' ottoman
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- to that song.
- Aw, me too.
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I was in love with
my parents' ottoman.
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Well... well, hold on.
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I mean, I want to hear
about your ottoman.
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Take me with you.
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[light music]
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Dave.
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What's that around your neck?
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Oh, this is my lanyard.
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♪ ♪
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[all exhaling]
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No, stop.
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Stop, guys, stop.
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This... this isn't working.
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No, yeah, it is, yeah, it is.
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My brain is tingling like
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it just had a sip of Dr. Pepper.
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I feel amazing, too.
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I'm so relaxed, I
can't close my jaw.
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Well, that's the
thing with cults.
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I mean, they do
start out idyllic.
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I mean, who doesn't love
dancing and fresh lettuce?
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Look, we need year
five of the cult,
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where there's a bunch
of pantsless children
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running around, firing guns
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when everyone's foraging
for dumpster lettuce.
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We gotta make Durbin think you
guys are way more disturbed.
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Maybe we could
hang after school,
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try to dig a little deeper?
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I recently realized I've
been lying to myself
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for years about
having shredded abs.
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- I don't.
- Yeah, sure.
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Uh, let's... let's do that.
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Okay, now have a
creepy routine ready
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by Tuesday morning, okay?
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We gotta freak Durbin out
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so we can get rid of
these awful uniforms.
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[bell rings]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- Buckle up...
- You're about to see
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Dr. Asher's
methodology firsthand.
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How are you feeling?
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You know, Vic.
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On top of the world like always.
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Slam dunk, stop, smell
the roses, repeat.
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Oops.
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You touched your face
when you said it.
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That's a divorce.
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Anytime you break the bond,
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that's a divorce.
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Here, let's try this again.
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How are you feeling?
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Exhale.
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- [exhales]
- Keep going.
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Why are grades so
important to you?
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Because I want to go
to a good college.
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Go deeper.
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Because I want to succeed.
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I want to, like, own sculptures.
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[snickers] Deeper.
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I'm not saying that I'm
attracted to my mom.
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I'm saying my mom
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is attractive.
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In another world, maybe.
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♪ ♪
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Because Harvard's
the best school.
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And I thought if I got in,
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I'd finally feel
like I'm good enough.
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Wow...
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I've been so mean to myself.
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You've been asleep
for a long time,
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haven't you?
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Good morning, Sarika.
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[together] Good morning, Sarika.
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[exhales]
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[exhales slowly]
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Stop.
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[coughs]
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Now I have one question.
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What should we do with this?
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Trash it.
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[triumphant music]
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♪ ♪
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[joyful music]
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We have another good morning.
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[applause]
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Victor cured me, y'all.
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We're really getting
somewhere now.
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I say we continue this
at my home all weekend.
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Some of Dr. Asher's teachings
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can be better illuminated
through lack of sleep.
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♪ ♪
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[tenmse music]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, there you are, Ralph.
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- Hey, wait...
- Helen, Helen, wait.
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Look, not a bully in sight.
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It's working.
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And you know the crazy thing?
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This whole uniform
thing, I made it up.
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I just blurted it out.
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I gotta think less, and
just say things, you know?
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Wall cupcakes.
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Shoes made out of water.
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I... I'm sorry, you wanted
to tell me something?
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Oh, yeah, there's a
bully in your office
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with their victim.
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Okay, Helen.
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Please interrupt me if
you have information
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that undercuts my whole speech.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Well, Ralph.
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Apparently, Jen here
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told Karl Peterkowski that
Anna had a crush on him.
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And then Karl laughed
in Anna's face.
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I... I'm sorry,
and this bullying
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happened while you
were in uniform?
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'Cause that's the
part I don't get.
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Okay, we're...
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We're not gonna make an
official report, but...
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[suspenseful music]
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Hello, everyone.
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I just wanted you
all to know that
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sophomore Jen Salavantis
has a big old crush
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on senior Steve Dunn.
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How did you know that?
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- Your mom told me.
- We pickleball.
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Ha!
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How's it feel to have your
crush outed, you bully?
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Mortifying.
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Mortifying?
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[airy music]
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[all inhale]
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[all exhale]
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[all inhale]
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[all exhale]
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[relaxing music playing]
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All right.
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Morning, everybody.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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This is very odd.
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I like it, okay.
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- Uh, what else you guys got?
- Victor saved my marriage.
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[laughs] That's good.
268
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,577
- You're married?
- Now I am.
269
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,120
To Marissa.
270
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,964
All right, well, this
is all very creepy.
271
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,209
And I like it a lot.
272
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,895
Um, but save some of
it for Durbin, okay?
273
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,313
'Cause when he sees
this, I'm telling you,
274
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,065
he's definitely gonna
cancel these uniforms.
275
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,400
But the uniforms help us feel
like part of the collective.
276
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,594
It's our group skin.
277
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,934
Oh, whoa... uh, Grace
278
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,946
your... your finger is
bleeding pretty bad there.
279
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:56,970
You want to head over
to the nurse's office
280
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,143
and get that bandaged up?
281
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,982
[laughs]
282
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,647
The Illustrious One says
that medicine can't save us.
283
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,438
We have to save ourselves.
284
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,652
I threw my inhaler away.
285
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,613
- I'm gonna kiss my mom.
- Uh... wait, what?
286
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,784
He said he's gonna kiss his mom.
287
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,333
Are you having trouble hearing?
288
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,947
And why the [bleep] are you
wearing shoes in my presence?
289
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,084
[eerie music]
290
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,091
Take the shoes off.
291
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,302
Okay. I'll bite.
292
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,854
My wife will take your shoes.
293
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,018
Did you say your wife, Caleb?
294
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,847
I'm sorry, I must be
having memory loss.
295
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,403
Because I thought we were
all married to Marissa.
296
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,279
Doth thou claim sole
possession over this virgin?
297
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,856
[eerie music]
298
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,862
♪ ♪
299
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,204
I'm sorry, sir.
300
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,241
The Illustrious One says you
shall receive 12 paddles.
301
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,116
Do you accept?
302
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,662
I accept with enthusiasm.
303
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,865
[together] One for the divorcer!
304
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,035
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
305
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,674
[together] Two for the divorcer.
306
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,148
Hey, hey, hey, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
307
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,762
Grace, Grace,
Grace... Ah-ah-ah-ah!
308
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,798
Let's... we're gonna, um...
309
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,392
There we go, good.
310
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,757
Let's take five on
the group paddling.
311
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,345
[dramatic music]
312
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,101
♪ ♪
313
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,233
Uh, you know what guys?
314
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,399
Let me, uh... I'm just gonna...
315
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,363
Give me a sec, give me a sec.
316
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,230
Coming through, sorry.
317
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,856
Uh, hey, listen... uh, Ralph.
318
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,243
I, uh, I tried to ruin
your stupid uniform thing
319
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,320
by forming a fake, creepy cult.
320
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,576
But now it's a
creepy, real cult.
321
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,078
This is their paddle.
322
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,389
Bottom line is, I don't care
about the uniforms anymore.
323
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,623
I just want my
kids brains' back.
324
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,035
Okay, I'm gonna look into this.
325
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,634
Helen, hold my calls.
326
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,839
Actually, no, wait. That
doesn't make any sense.
327
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,219
Answer my calls, and
write down the messages.
328
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,547
So, wait, Helen, what I'm saying
329
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,353
is take my calls.
330
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,222
- Yeah, yeah, cult.
- Here we go, here we go.
331
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,684
Well, now he's got
me all jumbled.
332
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,345
I guess I should
just get rid of that.
333
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,016
Dave, I appreciate you taking me
334
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065
to the Electronni
concert, but what the hell
335
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,239
is going on with
your shirt cursive?
336
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,817
Uh, you know, I've never
been great with fabric paint.
337
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,124
[snickers]
338
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,577
When we got married, Heath said
339
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,237
I could make out
with Electronni.
340
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,655
It was in his vows. [Laughs]
341
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,285
Electronni is my hall pass.
342
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,331
Okay.
343
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,884
When you're single, a hall pass
344
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,603
is just when you pass someone
you slept with in the hall,
345
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,417
and you pretend to be
on a fake phone call.
346
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,552
- Oh.
- Hey-o.
347
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,128
Hey, here's a fun tidbit.
348
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,433
I actually went to summer
camp with Electronni.
349
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,717
Of course, he was
Electronald back then.
350
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,101
Ah, no, I'm just kidding.
351
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,598
He was Ronald, but
we were swim buddies.
352
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,890
Yeah, right, Dave, don't lie.
353
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,354
Electronni's afraid
of the water.
354
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,404
He said it in.
355
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,227
♪ Let's do it on
the dock, girl ♪
356
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,613
♪ 'Cause this lake
stinky and I can't swim ♪
357
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,900
♪ I'll still take
you in the deep end ♪
358
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,244
♪ But you gotta
wear your floaties ♪
359
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,240
- No talking, Dave.
- No Dave.
360
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,951
He can't swim, Dave.
361
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,581
Hey, Mary.
362
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,037
Uh, yes, this is she.
363
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,327
Oh, no, Grandma got frozen?
364
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,041
Oh, no, she froze.
365
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,001
Okay, well, I will
tell the government,
366
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,502
thank you very much.
367
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,214
[quirky music]
368
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,844
Okay, come here,
look, look, look.
369
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,131
Look, yeah. [Grunts]
370
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,568
Look at these pillows,
look at the formation.
371
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,972
Look at... look at their faces.
372
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,180
Victor, say something.
373
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,099
Hi, Principal Durbin.
374
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,178
I was just confiding
in my peers about
375
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,273
how difficult divorce can be.
376
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,019
I don't suppose you
can relate to that?
377
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,521
Ooh, man.
378
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,612
Boy, do I ever.
379
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,817
[groans]
380
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:36,897
You know what can help?
381
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,821
- Hmm?
- Close your eyes,
382
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,780
and think of a painful memory.
383
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,160
[sighs]
384
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,777
Probably when my wife
started introducing me
385
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,155
as her "buddy Ralph."
386
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,833
Now, take a deep breath.
387
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,963
And send that memory
over to Anthony.
388
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,297
[exhales]
389
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,338
[inhales]
390
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,093
Got it.
391
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,144
Permission to excrete
Principal Durbin's memory?
392
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,349
[eerie music]
393
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:14,481
♪ ♪
394
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,021
Guys, that...
395
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,074
That really helped.
396
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,778
Thank you. [Laughs]
397
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,528
That was...
398
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,609
I was so worried
399
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,914
this whole uniform
thing would be a bust.
400
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,158
But I feel 100% better.
401
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,950
[laughs] Cleansed.
402
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,953
[laughs]
403
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,075
Whoo!
404
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:36,633
♪ ♪
405
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,798
You know, I'm actually
starting to feel jealous
406
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,547
- of your setup, Stef.
- Seriously.
407
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,298
You get to see
Electronni tonight
408
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,720
without all the bad parts
of going to a concert.
409
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,139
Right?
410
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,738
Like, I am not going
to miss having to park,
411
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,352
and stand in line,
412
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,729
and pay $18 for a damn water.
413
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,726
Seven words.
414
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,687
Wet toilet paper on the...
415
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,809
Wait, what am I at?
416
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,015
Five.
417
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,734
Damn, I'm gonna need more words.
418
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,994
Bottom of my shoe.
419
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,107
Ugh.
420
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,953
Maybe I hate going to concerts.
421
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,818
Going to concerts sucks.
422
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,065
[scoffs]
423
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,236
- What are we doing?
- I don't know.
424
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,334
Even waiting in line
for the bathroom...
425
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,788
I... it's a nightmare.
426
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,868
[quirky music]
427
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,173
Hello?
428
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,206
Is anybody in this bathroom?
429
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,840
Can somebody please tap
this man and tell him
430
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,708
that my friends have
left the bathroom?
431
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,295
And that he needs to go
jogging down that hallway.
432
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,466
We've had some
time to think about
433
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,273
your little betrayal yesterday.
434
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,267
We're not mad. We get it.
435
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,020
When people get too close
to you, you run away.
436
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,943
We made you a place to sit.
437
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,821
[dramatic music]
438
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,239
I don't like that.
439
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,963
And, actually, if you guys
don't snap out of this
440
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,527
right now, I'm
giving you all F's.
441
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,283
The Illustrious One says that
grades just tear us apart.
442
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,156
The grades also get
you into Harvard.
443
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,213
Oh, I'm not going to Harvard.
444
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,456
No, I'm staying here and
having Marcus's babies.
445
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,674
And that'll do her.
446
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,630
Uh, I'm out. Ah!
447
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,631
[eerie music]
448
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,684
♪ ♪
449
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,257
All right.
450
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,643
It's curious you're
trying to break up
451
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,144
our little family, Jack,
452
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,305
especially considering
the fact that
453
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,484
you're from a broken
home yourself.
454
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,073
Your father...
455
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,239
Where is your father, Jack?
456
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,905
I honestly don't care.
457
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,988
Let's restart.
458
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,953
Good morning.
459
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,543
Where's Papa, Jack?
460
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,159
Is Papa mad?
461
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,916
Nope, joke's on you.
462
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,061
Sends me a Christmas card
every year from Ann Arbor.
463
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:46,255
Tell Anthony about the last
time you saw your papa.
464
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,677
- Let me inhale your pain.
- I'm strong enough.
465
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:55,018
♪ ♪
466
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,346
Okay, look.
467
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,191
My dad didn't care about
me when I was young,
468
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,437
and I don't care about
him now that he's old.
469
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,980
It's too much! It's too much.
470
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,606
Good morning.
471
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,152
Good morning, Illustrious One.
472
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,985
[all laughing]
473
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,162
What an odd joke.
474
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,580
Me, the Illustrious One?
475
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:20,209
The Illustrious One speaks
to us through Victor.
476
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,498
Every Wednesday at 5:30.
477
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,760
- That lady?
- Is that your therapist?
478
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,756
More importantly,
479
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,758
she's our leader.
480
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,260
[steady music]
481
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,184
We must help Jack
reconcile with his father.
482
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,683
I found his father's address
483
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,435
and drafted a letter from Jack.
484
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,357
He forgives his father,
and beckons him home.
485
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,976
Uh, well, let's definitely
not send that letter.
486
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:49,364
Um, brothers and sisters...
487
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,822
Sarika is wise. Let us dance.
488
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,826
[kazoo buzzes]
489
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:03,869
♪ ♪
490
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,802
[tense music]
491
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,811
[laughs] Whoa.
492
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,313
- Wow.
- [laughs]
493
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,355
- So cool.
- Very cool.
494
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,190
Boys, we can't see each other.
495
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,065
Bellies together.
496
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,072
- Uh...
- Here, split it.
497
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,565
Okay, let's get real.
498
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,286
What's the plan when
Electronni gets here?
499
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,117
I know, I'm getting nervous.
500
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,912
I mean, I love my husband.
501
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,076
But, what if?
502
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,294
That was an impressive show.
503
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,463
I liked when he did the worm.
504
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,131
Yeah, I feel bad
for whoever's gotta
505
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,339
clean up that sweat puddle.
506
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,919
Oh, in the janitor biz?
507
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,134
We call that a macho cheese.
508
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,264
Why?
509
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,721
Fine, I lied.
510
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,722
Nobody calls it
that. Uh, I'm sorry.
511
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,015
Dale, we like you.
512
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,619
You don't have to make
up stuff to impress us.
513
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,313
Yeah, you're doing
great tonight.
514
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,273
- Shut up!
- Stop!
515
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,902
We can hear you.
516
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,152
So we agree.
517
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,242
I should make my move.
518
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,358
Wait.
519
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,614
Please don't do this.
520
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,882
Keith, what are you doing here?
521
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,446
You don't even like Electronni.
522
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,871
I'm here to stop this.
523
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,554
Now that you two are in
the same room together,
524
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,948
it's getting too real.
525
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,286
I can't share you with anyone.
526
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,920
What about your hall pass?
527
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,247
Katie Couric can
kiss my ass in hell.
528
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,546
Ooh.
529
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,839
Oh.
530
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,882
That was sweet.
531
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,594
All right, Mary. We're up.
532
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,255
- Oh, okay.
- [laughs]
533
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,515
Oh, wow.
534
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,733
And what's your
name, stinky girl?
535
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,150
Mary.
536
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,728
Mm, and what's your name?
537
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,074
Stef.
538
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,228
Well, this is a dedication
539
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:57,486
to Stinky Mary and Stinky Stef.
540
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,700
♪ Oo-oo-wee, you just
as stinky as can be ♪
541
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,914
[together] ♪ Can somebody ♪
542
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,124
♪ Open up a window? ♪
543
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,325
Hey, Ronald.
544
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,325
Oh, shit.
545
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,586
Oh, goddamn.
546
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,668
- Dave Pugh?
- Yeah.
547
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,173
You scared the shit out of me.
548
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,335
I'm sorry about that, man.
549
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,553
I wasn't gonna interrupt,
550
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,762
but you had your
hand on my thigh.
551
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,012
I felt like I had to say hey.
552
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,473
Dave.
553
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,523
Hey, do you remember?
554
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,016
[together] ♪ Don't
give me no pop ♪
555
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,518
♪ No pop, don't give
me no tea, no tea ♪
556
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,650
♪ Just give me that
milk, moo moo moo moo ♪
557
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,558
♪ That Thunderbird
milk, moo moo moo moo ♪
558
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,646
♪ Camp Thunderbird! ♪
559
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,902
[laughter]
560
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,033
Wow.
561
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,819
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
562
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,822
- Oh, snap, that's good.
- Yeah.
563
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,034
[winces]
564
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,704
Somebody turns us off.
565
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,040
Great idea, Ralph.
566
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,788
[laughs]
567
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,910
[knock at door]
568
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,956
Oh, hi.
569
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,538
Oh, Mr. Dunn.
570
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,713
You made an announcement
571
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,671
that Jen Salavantis
likes me, and...
572
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,843
I like her, too.
573
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,050
Could you maybe make
another announcement
574
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,590
that I like her back?
575
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,263
Steve, that was
done to punish Jen.
576
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,302
Yeah, I mean if you
humiliated a peer,
577
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,926
then we would humiliate you
back by announcing the crush.
578
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,055
Okay, I definitely will.
579
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,522
Ugh.
580
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,482
Oh, Ralph, we did this.
581
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,192
I'm cancelling the uniforms.
582
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,982
They obviously
583
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,356
didn't work.
584
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,322
[suspenseful music]
585
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:25,833
♪ ♪
586
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,464
[tranquil music]
587
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:35,588
♪ ♪
588
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,168
Good morning,
brothers and sisters.
589
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,424
Oh.
590
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,296
I see we have some new folks.
591
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,553
Very cool, very, very cool.
592
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,804
Well, I come bearing a gift.
593
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,557
Dr. Asher?
594
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,100
Yes, oh... Illustrious One,
595
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,153
won't you have a seat
over in the chair here...
596
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:55,267
Oh, I scratched my face
whilst addressing you.
597
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,275
That's a divorce, um.
598
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,586
Please, it would
be such an honor
599
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,150
if you would paddle me yourself.
600
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,605
How many strikes do I get?
601
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,664
What is happening, Mr. Griffin?
602
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,828
Oh, uh, Victor taught
us your covenant.
603
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,656
[together] One for the divorcer.
604
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,416
Come on, Dr. Asher.
605
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,769
Victor said you
believe in paddling
606
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,133
and that you hate
divorce and medicine.
607
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,800
[scoffs] I love medicine.
608
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,969
And... and I think divorce
is a really healthy thing.
609
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,339
I've been divorced
610
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,346
twice.
611
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,467
[all gasp]
612
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,433
[suspenseful music]
613
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,524
♪ ♪
614
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,479
Does this mean I can
have my inhaler back?
615
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,861
Thank you, Doctor.
616
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,147
- That will be all.
- Okay, I'm 150 for the hour
617
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,151
and I only do Zipcash.
618
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,533
Zipcash, okay.
619
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,444
Well, I will figure out
what the hell that is.
620
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,236
[laughs]
621
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,912
Oh, you can go too ladies.
622
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,952
So we are not going
to space when we make
623
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,535
- the thousandth khaki?
- No...
624
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,381
Sorry, ladies.
625
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,917
Gerta, Heidl, Lati.
626
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,712
I'm sorry, everyone.
627
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:04,005
I... guess I got a
little carried away.
628
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,050
Yeah, a little bit
there, bud, little bit.
629
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,684
But I think everything's
gonna be okay.
630
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,391
Sarika, do you
care about grades?
631
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,812
More than anything.
632
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,494
And do you want to
have Marcus's babies?
633
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,308
- No.
- Damn it.
634
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,693
Well...
635
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,520
Good morning, Sarika.
636
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,275
[upbeat music]
637
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,606
- Attention, students.
- I'd like to admit
638
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:26,032
that I have a crush
on my pastor, Vicky.
639
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,532
I-I don't even know
if she's allowed
640
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,414
to go out on dates or not.
641
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,543
I have a crush on the
lady that neutered my pug.
642
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,291
And, uh, if Dr. Meg is your mom,
643
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:39,214
I apologize, but she's cute.
644
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,632
Okay, so there you have it.
645
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,550
A taste of our own medicine.
646
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,759
And... oh, and uniforms
are no longer mandatory.
647
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,259
Wear whatever you want.
648
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,681
You still have to cover up
your bellies, your Susies,
649
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:53,480
your Willies, your vuvuzelas,
and your dangling Henrys.
650
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,186
Lunch today is Salisbury steak.
651
00:23:58,563 --> 00:23:59,763
[laughs]
652
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,408
♪ We're banging
in the backseat ♪
653
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,527
♪ Ooh, open that window ♪
654
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,204
♪ Yeah ♪
655
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,702
Oh, man.
656
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,865
[mischievous music]
657
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,375
♪ ♪
658
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,876
John Griffin.
659
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:21,919
Oh, hey.
660
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,511
Hey, hey, hey. Diane, hey.
661
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,627
I got one more for you.
662
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:29,085
Have a good one. [Laughs]
663
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,045
[sighs]
664
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,506
You did good, Dale.
665
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,675
You did good.
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