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Sergey Viktorovich, tell us how did you
celebrate the president's birthday?

I think that
He will never forget this holiday.

Answer the question that
worries the whole country.

I don't know what will happen to the dollar.

Well no. When the most enviable
bachelor of Ukrainian politics marries.

Oh, are you talking about this? Thanks.

Of course, I'm flattered, but I
think it's too early to think about a wedding.

So you have a chosen one?
Why are you hiding it?

Why am I hiding it?

Yes, it would be something to brag about, Lord.
An ordinary,

unremarkable girl,

not a top model, a movie star.

Normal, yes, gray mouse, yes, ha ha ha.

Sorry, I need to go.

Sorry.

Let's talk at night.

Vasya, let's get started, shall we?

Wait, where are you in a hurry?
Did everyone come?

Serega is never late, right?

Hello.

Here he is, our hero.

- Hey.
- Glad to

see you, handsome.
You look good.

- Sit down, sit down, we won't start without you.
- Thanks.

Is the alcohol tank
overturned or what?

I'm being pinched right now, Vasya.

Such amber
should be eaten, not drunk.

King of humor, can
I tell you now?

Thanks guys. Pass, please, a
glass, you will have enough.

Dear junta,

I would like to thank you all

for,

not even for the holiday,

but this,

this is some kind of pentathlon of sensations.

Of course, I don’t know who
exactly came up with this,

but I’m right bursting.

Yes, I would take, with

my own hands, and

hug this
person, and thank you.

Vasya, well, really,

but did you like the execution more
or the fool?

I liked everything, everything
from start to finish.

I especially liked it
, when they put the bag on me,

then took it off, and then
decided to put it on

again, take it off again, you know,

despite the fact that I
have Claustrophobia ...

Well, okay, I liked it, and I liked it.

Praise straight ...

Comments, I understand that with regard to
you, I may have gone too far,

but you are there, you are great,
so subtly hinted to me,

even my heart ached.

You will need to do a
cardiogram just in case.

Vasya, that's enough. All clear?

Well, OK. Let's

get serious, let's get down to business.

Olya, our people are worried.
Big delays in wages.

What about our gold and foreign exchange reserves?

All unchanged, they are not.

Not a penny?

We gave the last pennies to the SBU
to bribe Yury Ivanovich.

And as for Yuri
Ivanovich, how are things going?

- No way.
- Why?

We have problems with its offshore companies,

and neither Cyprus,

nor the Caymans, nor Chinchillas give us information.

Seychelles, Lord.

And Europe?

What is Europe? Neither Austria, nor
Switzerland, nor

Luxembourg want to communicate with us,
so they all turned away from us.

Why?

Because they are waiting for a fair
trial of Yuri Ivanovich.

And how can I judge him if
I have no information?

And how will they give you information

if you did not jail Yuri Ivanovich?

And where do I get the information
to put Yuri Ivanovich in jail?

So you are the position of Yuri Ivanovich,

Sit down, calm down.

- And you sit down, calm down.
- I don't want to sit.

Okay, wait, calm down.

So, well, if Europe is
waiting, we can't wait.

Miko, do we have anything on him?

All documentation

on Yuri Ivanovich disappeared
along with Tereshchenko.

- Who is Tereshchenko?
- The head of the Tax Office,

but Yuri Ivanovich's man.

But what is it,
this Yuri Ivanovich is everywhere.

Skorik, maybe the
defense industry has something on him?

Surely you have wondered?

Yes, there must be something.

Listen, what if I

consult with Yuri Ivanovich?

Are you crazy or what?

Will you
consult with Yuri Ivanovich about Yuri Ivanovich?

Vasya, this is not the same Yuri Ivanovich.

This is my Yuri Ivanovich,
deputy intelligence officer, well.

In general, go nuts, wherever you spit,
this Yuri Ivanovich is everywhere!

It feels like, seriously,

That now the door will open, and under ...

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Vasily Petrovich, congratulations on the past,

as noted, by the way?

Wonderful.

You know, I wanted to call, congratulate,
but in prison there is a terrible connection,

Comrades, it passes, we are not shy.
Let's go.

Excuse me, we're having a little
investigative experiment here,

but I think we won't be long.

Turn it on.
We are working.

So, that day Vasily Petrovich

was sitting at his desk.

In front of him was an open computer.

Yes.

Vasily Petrovich, the
computer was open.

This is classified information.

Vasily Petrovich, what
secret information can you have from me?

Everyone is already here. Here, yes.

Next to him was Mr.
Mukhin, please.

Here you go.

And from this side stood the head of the SBU.

I hope he hasn't died yet?

- Not yet.
- And here he is, I recognized you.

You gave us permission to conduct an
investigative experiment?

So
come on, help us, help us.

So, the head of the SBU was here, a

little in such a tense pose.

In the same way,

here, Vasily Petrovich,

open the computer, after all, an
investigative experiment.

They were excited and played,
apparently, some kind of game,

because all the time
something was beeping there, wee-wee-wee-wee.

- Sun, it didn't beep so much.
- And how did it peep?

Pi-i, pi-i, pi-i ...

Well, you know better.

I looked into the office,
stood a little and left.

And they would definitely have
seen me if they

were NOT so passionate about the game.

Are you saying I took a bribe?

When? I physically could
not do this,

because at that time
I was here

in this office.

I think this is the
end of the investigative experiment.

I turn it off.

An alibi is an alibi.
By the way, Vasily Petrovich

, you did NOT invite me to your
birthday, but I invite you.

- Where?
- Come to your court

, it will be interesting.

There will be many surprises, animator.

Well, let's not distract serious people
from serious public affairs.

Come, you won't regret it.

Vasya!

Well, I think that we
won't get together before 12 after yesterday.

Therefore, allow me to conduct an
investigative experiment.

I'm sorry, was

it real now, or did the
mineral water screw me up like that?

I love my country,

I love my wife,

I love my dog.

I'm just a member of everything,

almost Superman,

but rarely blade in a fight.

The whole court knows,

my sentence is a

servant of the people.

I have almost everything,

dignity and honor,

and even cries of "Bravo!"

The

people gave me a personal plane.

And what? I have the right.

On my stomach,

right here, I

'll get a tattoo -

"Servant of the people."

We are in the building of the Pechersk Court.

A
hearing

on the selection of a measure of restraint for Yury Chuiko should be held here any minute.

Yuri Ivanovich, what will
you do next?

Yuri Ivanovich!

Please stand up, the court is coming.

Please sit down.

We are starting hearings on the case

on choosing a measure of restraint
for Yury Ivanovich Chuiko.

Complaints, motions

- recusals, self-recusals ...
- There will be, Your Honor,

we announce the removal of the judge.

Reasons?

You, Your Honor, are the
defendant's godfather.

This is not true, he is no godfather to me.

Here is a copy of the

certificate stating that he is
your son's godfather.

After what he
had with my wife,

I can’t turn my tongue to
call him my godfather.

So, this is another argument that

you, Your Honor, cannot be impartial
about the consideration.

Complaints, petitions,
challenges will be?

They will, Your Honor.
We announce the removal of the judge.

Reasons?

The defendant is related to you.

Third cousin.

Second cousin?

It's not even a relative.

And, in general, we all went from Adam and Eve,

and all people on Earth are brothers and sisters.

Maybe so.

But not with all the
descendants of Adam and Eve,

Mr. Chuiko,

every winter he rests in Courchevel,

plays tennis every week,

and annually celebrates the
day of the court workers,

where he makes
very valuable gifts for the presiding lady.

We announce the removal of the judge.

Oh, let me guess?

There was a godfather, there was a brother, and now,
nothing more than a matchmaker.

No.

The judge and the defendant have much in common.

What is in them Spilna?

Eye color, hair?

Figure what?

Nothing but shared
offshore companies,

shared hunting grounds, and a

shared restaurant business.

And do you have proof?

They are with the Security Service of Ukraine.

And soon they will present them to you.

In the meantime, there is a conflict of interest.

Listen, Lord,
maybe I will judge myself?

I have no
conflict of interest with myself.

And Yuri Ivanovich Chuiko and I are

in complete harmony
and mutual understanding.

Miko,

remember, I need proof.

Search wherever you want, even in Antarctica.

God forbid that Yuri Ivanovich be
released on bail.

- Understood.
- Okay, come on.

- Sanya.
- Yes, Vasya.

Do not forget.

Money for development from you.

And it's time to jump off
this credit needle.

It's easy to say that 80% of our
economy is in the shadow.

So let's get out into the sun.

People need a breath of fresh air.

Bye.

We need some positivity.

It's nothing.

Something, something needs to be done.

- Yes, what are you doing here, Vasya.
- Well,

Bezviz.

The last president just
went out on this.

He promised, he promised, and
then, bam, he did.

And if it is, why
do it again?

How do we eat? He is not there,
he then canceled it himself?

- Why?
- To promise again.

- So he's not there yet?

Naturally, there is, Iceland
cannot possibly ratify it.

I don't understand who is the Minister of
Foreign Affairs?

Who is the foreign minister?

- Taunting..?
- I'm kidding, calm down.

Understood so far.

- Talk to Icelanders.
- Okay, I'll talk.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Yuri Ivanovich!

Go to that room, huh?

I'm sorry, but
your place is right there.

We know, but my
client suddenly became ill.

However, he looks
completely healthy.

- Can you make a diagnosis by eye?
- Not.

That's why I called the doctor.

And you didn’t have to invite anyone,

you tell me the

name of the doctor, and I’ll tell you
what your diagnosis is.

If Tarasov is a heart attack,

and if Peretyatko is a microstroke.

Does Augemblick tell you anything?

Is this a diagnosis?

No, it's a doctor.
Yakov Robertovich Augemblik,

professor of medicine.

Well, what arguments
can we present

- this Ireland.
- Iceland.

I said so, Iceland.

You said Ireland.

Maybe he said Ireland,
meant Iceland, Dublin.

Dublin is the capital of Ireland

, but the capital of Iceland?
Yes, I have read Wikipedia.

The capital of Iceland is Riki-tiki-takik.
- Reykjavik.

I almost said so.

The area is 103 thousand square kilometers, the

population is 330 million.

Thousand, Seryozha, 330 thousand.

Is this like our Troyeshchina, or what?

Yes, 3 people per
square kilometer,

they have more deer than people.

Exactly, Trinity.

And what should we ask them for, tell me?

We are a great power with a population
of 40 million people.

With the largest area in Europe.

What are we supposed to ask for this
Scandinavian appendix?

Well, did you finish, did you say everything?

Showed Kuz'kin's mother to everyone?

And now quietly, on tiptoe, with a
pleading look and an imploring look, we

go in.

Please sit down.

We are starting hearings

on the case on choosing a preventive measure
for Yury Ivanovich Chuiko...

Your honor,

are you not embarrassed by the absence of the
defendant and his defense?

Although, what's the difference?

Anyway, the decision is already ready and
all this court is just a formality.

First, I'm giving you

a contempt ticket.

And secondly, where is the defendant?

On examination by a doctor, he
suddenly became ill.

Traditions have not been cancelled.

Or is he really bad?

And if he, God forbid,
dies during the trial?

Who will be responsible for this
, you?

That's the same.

Let's wait for the
defendant and then

start the hearing.

This is what

myocardial infarction looks like. Shall we try?

We take in air, but we don’t breathe,

and then our eyes

roll up, roll up, go, go,
go eyes, go.

And fainting!

Well,

Yuri Ivanovich, everything seems to
be nothing, only

everything is exactly the opposite:
first the hand,

behind the heart, yes, and then - fainting.

Heart, well, somewhere like that, yes.

Here, good, good.

- Nothing good.
- Why?

Now wherever you spit, everywhere everyone has a heart attack.

We need to come up with something more
original.

- Stroke?
- Yes, what a stroke.

Rare. Rare, I show.

The arm hangs like a whip, the leg stretches,

and further, the face, eyes look nowhere, the

chairman falls to one side,

and the tongue falls out at the same time.

I didn't understand what you said?

You speak incoherently.

- Shall we try?
- Yes.

- Let's.
- Yes.

Yes, let's start.

Here, a hand with a whip, yes, a leg,

here is some
one leg, okay?

She does not bounce, she
stretches, her leg is whipped, she

walks, no matter how everything,

no matter what, stop!

Mr. Minister,

give me at
least one reason

why we should be in favor of
visa-free Ukraine?

And there are thousands of them, Mr. Ambassador.

Let's start with the fact that we have

one common national tragedy.

What are you talking about?

About football usually.

And in you and in our country

, anyone plays for the national teams,

but not football players.

In Iceland, this is due to a lack of population.

For example, I am part-

time goalkeeper of our football team.

Well, then I must admit that

even though you are an amateur,
you play football

professionally by our specialists.

Mr. Minister

, a meeting of Europe on
visa-free travel for Ukraine will begin in a few hours.

Therefore, I advise you

not to waste time talking about football,

and to bring strong arguments,

if you have them, of course.

You know, I thought that

we wouldn't have to persuade anyone, but you.

What's this?

Because relatives should

- Relatives?
- Yes, Mr. Ambassador, relatives.

Such names as

Rurik, aka Khrerik,

Oleg, aka Odd,

Igor, aka Ingvar, tell you something,

no, don't you remember?

Have you not read The Tale of
Bygone Years, Mr. Ambassador?

Hanging with a whip, the leg goes, excellent.

Pulls this leg, She does not bounce,
one stretches, the leg is whipped.

It goes, as if everything, as if
nothing, stop, wait.

There, in general, everything seems to be fine,

but the main thing is the face
and language, look.

Synchronously.

Comments, look at me again, right?

Together.

Well, uh, uh, uh, uh. I
can show you my tongue too.

But it's NOT a stroke,
it's schizophrenia.

Come on, can I have a face now?

I'll just show you, okay?

Allow me?

First, the

face falls and the tongue falls out
simultaneously, then.

Relax, relax, well,
don't hold, your neck is free.

Here, as it were good, yes, keep it on your side, then, yes.

Yes Relax your face!

And, times.

DO NOT pinch the same you, damn it, your head!

- No, damn it!
- Wow!

You hit me.

Yes, right, right.

Same thing, only with
tongue down, slurred,

Look, you hit me.

Comments, inarticulate. Rehearse, rehearse.

He will drive me crazy,
this is the hardest case.

I'll have a stroke or a heart attack.

- He hit me.
- For what?

do you like it now? Like it now?

Do you like it? And so, do you like it?

There will be no stroke.

You can do anything, you can
paralysis of the lower extremities,

you can Graves' disease,
you can incontinence.

No need!

I don’t need it, but you, by the way, are the best.

E-on-cut.

And most importantly, nothing needs to be done.
Three liters of water, and that's it.

You are at home.

Ah, well, that's good.

Which means good, it's unaesthetic.

Well, well, if not enuresis?

Well then, diarrhea.

Just diarrhea?

No, NOT simple diarrhea, but
Diffuse diarrhea, think about it.

Firstly, the sound, and
secondly, the smell.

All this is a win.

And then Voldemar ruled here,

in our opinion - Vladimir the Great.

Imagine, he had 800 women.

So, if you multiply the number of
women by the number of children

and by the number of generations,

it turns out that today

every fourth
Ukrainian is an Icelander.

And you know, I think that it is
incorrect when 300,000

do not let
10,000,000 of their compatriots into their homeland

.

And this is when you have a demographic crisis in your country

.

So, the conclusion is that this visa-free is

not needed by us, but by you.

How?

That's right, Ambassador.

After all, it is in your country

that they even pay for marriage with Icelandic women?

The marriage bonus is a myth,

we don't pay anything,

but we will gladly accept
Ukrainian into ourselves,

only they will have to
learn Icelandic.

But this is impossible.

Icelandic is one of the most
difficult languages in the world. What

Then it is actually a denial.

After all, Mr. Ambassador, how can one learn this?

You take at least the names of your volcanoes.

I understand there, Askyagetlakatla,

simple, but

Krisuviksürzergemsvyortner is very difficult.

And these are
Lisyuhoodlborderbungarikyanesfjarfyatl,

I'm already silent, Mr. Ambassador.

about Timyafyadleyukull

Snayfitlekull

and Eyeyafyadleyukull.

Mr. Ambassador is amazed,

frankly speaking,

he himself cannot pronounce
half of these volcanoes.

This is how you should teach, Mr. Ambassador.

Well, I don't know,
maybe some kind of syndrome?

Alzheimer's there, Parkinson's?

Parkinson, beat it all.

syndrome Tourette's syndrome.

Tourette? Interesting
name, but what is it?

Characterized by vocal,
mechanical, motor

, tics that are NOT controlled by the

sick patient.

Okay, what are the symptoms?

Symptoms, well, I don't
know if I can do it now,

... [ __ ]! ..

Well, there are a lot of things, but somewhere like that.

Well, with this they will let go for sure.

Yes, but I'm afraid not home.

Look, I've got what I

think is a brilliant idea.

And so we ask
to change the measure of restraint

from detention
to house arrest.

Your Honor,

I ask the defense to
reasonably

explain on what basis
they are asking for house arrest?

Your Honor, this is a matter
of life and death.

The fact is that my client is

going to have a very complicated
transplant operation.

I'm sorry.

On organ transplants.

This is something new.

What kind of organ
will be transplanted to him,

I'm even afraid to ask.

NOT to him, but to him.

The fact is that Yuri
Ivanovich gives his kidney

to a child who needs it.

Here's a man!

This is an act!

I have no other choice
but to satisfy the request of the

defense and release the
defendant from custody,

placing him under house arrest.

Thanks, your honor.

Wait a minute, Your Honor,

where exactly is the defendant

going to stay under
house arrest?

How is it where? Houses.

Therefore, the arrest is called house arrest.

You surprise me.

Here is an excerpt from the state register,

according to

which Mr. Chuiko has a house at home,

as well as other movable and
immovable property.

What will the defense say?

Yes, I confirm that
my client has

comments about
real estate in Ukraine.

But there is a small, almost
ascetic house, a fisherman's house

abroad, well,
abroad, in San Torino.

And a small room,
almost a communal apartment, in Nice.

So you're suggesting that I
let the defendant go abroad?

NOT him, the kidney.

Well, and Yuri Ivanovich, of course, while

she is still in it.

I understand, Your Honor, that
this is a serious precedent.

But we are talking about the life of a child,

And maybe not even one

, after all, Yuri
Ivanovich has two kidneys.

Your Honor, if

Mr. Advocate decides to hand
over the entire defendant to organs, the

measure of restraint cannot be changed,

because a

5-storey house
with an area of 850 sq.m., a small

penthouse in Nice,
have also been arres

ed. We insist on
detention.

After listening to the arguments of both sides,

Do the parties have no more arguments?

But if a small house in
Florida does NOT solve anything?

- No arguments.

After listening to the arguments of both parties, the

court decided:

to appoint Yury Ivanovich Chuiko a

preventive measure of
detention for a period of

60 days.

Well,

how do we know the names of volcanoes?

This is nonsense, I was once
in love with geographer,

she said she would give me if
I learn all the volcanoes of Iceland.

And did you get what you wanted?

No, he collapsed on EMiyafyatlayokutle.

- A.
- Uh-huh.

That is, Seryozha,

- Seryozha, Seryozha!
- Stop hitting me.

This is the teacher and you are the student!

It was at the institute in the
last year of choice.

In the theatrical, in the last year of the
theatrical, where did you come from?

In the Theater ....
Woman, what are you ....