All language subtitles for Brockmire - 4x03 - Low and Away [720p-AMZN-WEBRip-x264-GalaxyTV]

Hey, guys. It's Jules James

coming at you live from Philly

on the Fourth of Jul-y,

and we are here at another
Jules James promotion sellout,

and I'm working with the Goat.

That's right, world-famous
escape artist,

the Great Tomas is here!

Now, people have tried for years

to get him to come out of retirement,

but nobody can say no to Jules, right?

- Right.
- Last time we saw you,

you were locked in a safe,
tied to a railroad track

right before two
freight trains collided.

Tell us what you have planned today.

First I'd like to dedicate
today to my late wife

and to all the other survivors

still trying to get out of Scottsdale.

Yeah, super sad, which is why
today's uplifting stunt

is gonna be just
what this country needs.

Take us through it.

Um, well, to start things off,

the gospel choir from the
Triumphant Heart Baptist Church

will be singing
"America the Beautiful."

USA, USA, right? USA.

- And then what?
- I...

I will be trapped in a box
surrounded by fireworks...

Which will explode
just as the song crescendos.

All on our nation's birthday.

Well, Tommy, see you on the flip side?

Good-bye, everybody.

How about that, fam?

Now, don't forget to swipe up
so you can see

my entire calendar
for the rest of the season.

I'm once again doing this
for all 30 teams.

Happy Fourth.

There's my superstar.

Happiness?

Amazing, just amazing, Jules.

We're sold out again.

Every other game today

is getting interrupted to carry this.

Philadelphia,
please give a warm welcome

to the Triumphant Heart Gospel Choir.

They will be singing
"America the Beautiful."

This song is dedicated to all
the deceased in Scottsdale

and The Disputed Lands.

# Oh beautiful #

# For spacious skies #

# For amber waves #

# Of grain #

Ladies and gentlemen,

please put your hands
together for the Great Tomas.

Have you considered my offer?

I'd love to have you work
for me full-time.

Freddie, this is an open relationship.

You're free to see other promoters,

but why would you?

# Above the fruited plains #

# America #

# America #

Getting the kids to do
the honors was a nice touch.

I'm all about the details.

# And crown thy good #

# With brotherhood #

# From sea to shining sea. #

Is that dynamite?

I only get the good shit, Freddie.

Five, four, three, two, one!

Ahh!

Ahh!

- I hate this song!
- Shit.

I had no inkling
of Tomas' mental state.

I suppose I could have seen
the signs on Twitter.

His last Facebook post

could be interpreted as a suicide note,

but that's a lot of

Monday-morning quarterbacking going on.

I have just been trying to hug

as many of the traumatized as possible,

and to the families
who had to witness this...

It's a sad day for America

and for baseball.

- Ms. James...
- Is it true that the owners

have canceled
all your upcoming promotions?

How could you do this to baseball?

Anyone who knows me knows
how much I love baseball.

Ms. James, why do you hate America?

If that's true, then why

did Jim Brockmire have no comment?

Julia...

Hey there, America.
It's me, your friend,

Gatling Gary, and I got a problem.

I got too many guns!

How many guns?

Well, I got this gun,
this gun, this gun,

and even got this little bitch gun!

Look at it. I got too many guns!

But that's not all we got.

Are you tired of your
armor-piercing rounds

not piercing the armor
of all those ATF tanks

that are coming on your property?

We got Uncle Uriah's
uranium super bullets!

They will a mother up!

We got flak jackets,
custom-tailored flak jackets

for formal occasions,
weddings, funerals,

outlawed gay wedding, cock fights,

gangbangs,
bar mitzvahs, and, of course,

we got all the above in kids' sizes!

And we've got water-siphoning kits,

chemical toilets,

lime for body disposal,

erectile dysfunction injections.

We've got it all!

But what do I really got?

I got too many guns!

If you don't come down
and buy some of these guns,

I'm gonna blow my brains out!

I'm not kidding!

I'm gonna do it in front of my kids,

so come on down!

Gatling Gary's Guns not
responsible for any crime

committed with Gatling Gary's gun.

Gun companies are not responsible
for Gatling Gary

actually blowing his brains out
in front of his family.

Content fatigue, it's real,
and it's a problem.

Millions suffer from the anxiety,

inability to focus,
and irritability brought on

by mild to moderate CF.

Sure, we could just watch...

Carol, turn that shit off.

That Charles fella called again.

I got his number for you.

Won't be needing it.

Just keep telling him I'm busy.

I thought you were dealing
with that rash.

Well, the bus to Canada

doesn't come through here anymore,

so I haven't been able
to get my swine shingle pills,

but it's fine.

Really? That thing was
covering half your body

before you got on your meds.

I fought my fight.

The rash won.

Tour's here.

I won't be back later, you'll lock up?

Oh, God.

God, Carol!

Second one this week,

and I'm still standing.

It's fine.

It turns out spraying toxic
chemicals underground

to dissolve shale into a natural gas

has some unforeseen consequences,

but the most impressive
consequence of fracking

is our eternal flame here.

Beneath where we stand,

rages of fire
that will outlast all humanity.

'Kay, now time
for the burning of regrets.

Let's line up.

The flame is green for a reason.

It offers pure catharsis

incinerating whatever it is
you've come to burn,

marriage certificates,
love letters, a bad prom photo,

but please no dead pets.

The fire burns quickly,
but the smell tends to linger.

We do request a $50 donation
to go toward flame upkeep

and the completion
of our visitor's center.

The flame is booked up
for Halloween parties

years into the future,

but the visitor's center
will make this place

a year-round destination.

$100? Do you have anything to burn?

A whole day, apparently.

This is why you're too busy
to call me back?

Life's been pretty good.

Career is great, um.

I'm divorcing Denise, though.

Aww, that's a shame.
I really liked her.

Oh, not that Denise.

This... that divorce
was... five years ago?

I'm also paying alimony to a Patrice.

- I have a type.
- Mm.

No, thank you, I don't really...

oh, that was for you.

What happened to white wine?

This yanks the shades down
a little faster.

Well, look, I tried to call,

but you just never answered.

After the whole Philadelphia thing,

you just kinda disappeared.

How much are you charging Jim?

Excuse you?

Jim is one of my oldest friends,

so I'm charging him my friend rate,

of $100,000 per day.

- How kind.
- Look, I know it can be scary

to return to something you failed at.

I didn't fail at baseball.

I failed at saving Morristown.

Who's that?

You here for a drink or trouble?

'Cause I serve both.

Carol, wh...

Are you living here?

'Fraid so.

Copperheads hit my place
a couple weeks back.

They're a roving biker gang

who steal all the copper piping out

of the buildings around here.

Ripped all the floors open.

Then they had
some kind of yogurt party.

Please tell me
you didn't eat that yogurt.

It's fine.

It was all over my walls.

Of course I ate the yogurt.

Carol, it's not fine.

Ay-yi-yi.

I do have one idea to help baseball,

a great one, actually,

but it's gonna cost him.

- How much?
- $134,000.

That's a bizarrely specific number,

but I'm sure Jim
can convince them to do that.

I'll get back to you tomorrow.

- Okay.
- Limon, blimp.

Mankind is a virus,

infecting the Earth.

Mankind is a virus,

infecting the Earth.

What exactly am I looking at right now?

We do a lot of business with cults.

It really helps when

tourist season slows down.

You work with cults?

Well, I weed out the suicide-y,

marry young girls-y ones.

These guys are great, no drugs,
and a very upbeat message.

Mankind is a virus infecting the Earth.

Let's give them some space.

- Mankind is a virus...
- Got my money?

Yeah, the whole amount should have been

- wired to your account.
- Mankind is a virus

infecting the Earth.

So it was.

And Jim can't wait for your
big idea to save baseball.

Oh, I can just tell it to you.

All Jim has to do
is build a time machine

to take everyone back

to when America wasn't
a blighted hellscape

and baseball was still popular.

It's gonna have to be really
big to fit everybody inside.

So you just scammed Jim

out of $134,000?

I just recouped my legal expenses

from when those asshole owners sued me,

and I will use that money...

To finish my visitor's center.

Anyway, what do you care?

You just bilked him for $300,000.

5 actually.

Are we bad people
for fleecing our friend?

If he were really our friend,
he would have seen this coming.

Is there a time when
the eternal flame...

Goes out for a little bit?

No, Charles, that's why it's,

called the eternal flame.

Well, it's out right now.

Oh, no.

It can't just go out.
It can only relocate.

Do you have too many payday loans?

Are you feeling crushed by debt

that you just can't keep up with,

harassed by predatory collectors?

Well, Permacash has the solution.

Permacash will give you
the cash advance

your family needs today.

If you're not using your organs,

why not give them to us,

and we'll give you cold, hard cash?

And for a limited time
you could take advantage

of our patented pain-free, no-muss,

no-fuss euthanasia process.

You have a choice of coming to
a Permacash location near you,

or we can send you a Permacash

home donation and euthanasia kit,

and you can file permanent bankruptcy

in the comfort of your own home.

You get those predatory
companies off your back,

and your family gets
the quick cash they need.

Why suffer through the effects
of water toxicity,

radiation sickness, or super cancer?

Let your body go now, before
it's of no use to anybody.

Let it go to a good cause.

So if you're in trouble
and you can't see a way out,

call Permacash,
the last loan you'll ev...

Oh, my bad, sorry.

It seems the years have not relieved me

of my catlike stealth.

- If you came here to beg me...
- Beg you?

I'm not even asking you anything.

I mean, work-related, that is.

Jules, I'm just here as your friend.

- Friend?
- Yeah.

Whenever I need you, you're always,

running in the opposite direction.

No comment?

What the hell was that?

A man had just exploded, okay?

For the first time in my life,

I was at a loss for words,

and I tried calling you,

for months after that.

I don't take calls
from spineless traitors.

I didn't think you needed me
to back you up, Jules.

I mean, after all,

you had George Brett, now, didn't you?

Our marriage was already falling apart.

He was very judgmental about
the drinking and the drugs.

Plus, he played a lot of golf...

I mean, a lot of golf,

like, a lot.

A lot, Jim.

I don't understand what's happening.

Are you using golf as a euphemism?

- No, he played a lot of golf.
- Oh.

He bought bathroom humor
books about golf,

and crocheted head
covers for his driver.

He once stopped in the middle
of fucking me,

to talk about meeting Brandt Snedeker.

Okay, that sounds like a lot of golf.

My disgracing baseball
was the final straw for him.

It's just not fair.

You shot yourself on the national stage

way more times than I ever did.

Why'd you get five second chances,

and I didn't even get one?

Probably 'cause you're a woman, Jules.

That and uh,

people have a hard time letting go

of getting Gallaghered
with human flesh,

but you know what?

You don't need five chances.
You just need the one,

and I am here to give it to you, okay?

I'm here to take you out

of Morristown for your health

and for your safety.

Please just come with me right now.

I'll take you anywhere you want to go.

I'm not done here.

Morristown can still rebound.

Are you out of your mind?

Rebound? It's over.

My God, it was over years ago.

You have to know when to walk away.

There's life after Morristown.

All right, the two singles for you,

the double for me, huh?

A win is a win.

I don't care how ugly it is.

It still counts, huh?

- Dad, a word?
- Mm-hmm.

Take a seat.

Well, I'm behind the bar, sweetheart.

There are no stools here.
What's happening, Jules?

This is the hardest part
about being a daughter, but,

Dad,
it is time for you to quit baseball.

What?

You just don't have it anymore.

What are you talking about?

I doubled today.

Yeah,

and you barely caught up

to an 80-mile-an-hour fastball,

which you blooped into the right field,

where their guy lost it in the sun.

But a hit is a hit.

- Am I right?
- Yeah!

A hit that ended your 0 for 39.

But on the bright side,

you're batting 1,000
at being a dad right now,

and that's where you should
focus your attention,

but as far as baseball goes,

it's over, Dad, and you know it is.

You've got to walk away, there's...

Life after baseball.

Ohh...

Well...

it looks like this
is a retirement party!

I'm hanging up the cleats.

Drinks are on me!

Carol, are those my pipes?

I realized you were right.

It's not gonna be fine.

I figure if I give
the Copperheads an offering,

they might jump me in.

Oh, and I also found your other gun.

Sloppy bitches get stitches.

I'm ready to go now.

Who is the toothless woman
who just held us hostage?

- Fantasy.
- Fantasy.

- Desire.
- Desire.

- Lust.
- Lust.

- You're a man.
- You're a woman.

With needs, so slip into a realm

where your fantasies, desires,
and lusts,

all become reality.

Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium.

Once you step into your pleasure pod,

you're in Mr. Magorium's world.

Take the journey to
Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium.

Once you're in his world,
you won't want to leave.

We'll hate to see you go,
but we love to watch you come.