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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,560 You bottle up your feelings, you'll do something stupid like I did. 2 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,560 What did you do? 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,760 I can't wait around for Mister Right forever. 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,800 Your son is not a joke! He's brave. He's sweet. 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,440 And he deserves a dad who respects him. 6 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,360 Dad, stop messing around. It's not -funny. -He's not messing around. 7 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,800 -He's gone into arrest. -One of my team's just lost their dad. 8 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,400 Bloody hell, who died? 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,280 -Oh. Yeah. -Do you want to sign the card for Maleek? 10 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,960 You've not left much space for anybody else. 11 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,280 Once we started, the feelings just came pouring out. 12 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,400 Is that all you're gonna write? Why don't you just spit on his head. 13 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,320 Do you think it's a bit soon to have Maleek coming 14 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,480 -back to work? -Yeah probably, but we're stretched. 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,160 I'm even having to ride an ambulance with you, ya big hairy twat. 16 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,440 Think you'll cope without your desk, pen pusher? 17 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,160 Think you'll cope without your bike and stabilisers, prick!? 18 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,320 Oh, sorry about your dad, Maleek. Yeah. 19 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,840 You probably feel like... you feel like you're in a strange space at 20 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,120 the moment but it comes and goes in waves. 21 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,800 Two years from now, you know... 22 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,360 that's when it gets really bad and then you sort of 23 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:36,120 go into freefall and then your head goes. You try and get it back but... 24 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,440 Yeah. Thanks. 25 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,560 We're all here for you mate. Thank you. 26 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,800 Who are you? Gary. 27 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,680 I work here. 28 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,840 Look, I... I don't know your dad. 29 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,360 OK, enough chat everyone. Off... go. 30 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,560 Thanks for coming back so soon. We'll try to make today easy, 31 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,720 cover the Cat 1's, pick up the slack for you. Yeah? 32 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,960 -Thank you. -That said, job's the job so you might see some horrible shit. 33 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,120 Touch wood though. 34 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,680 Yeah, I ordered a massive bellend and uh... 35 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,800 oh, I'm terribly sorry, it has just got here! 36 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,440 That's good. Um... I'd like to order a blonde paramedic control freak. 37 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,480 Um, oh hang on, she's here already because she's... a control freak. 38 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,640 Strap in you strap on. 39 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,920 How's my guy? I've been so worried about you. 40 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,400 I don't know if you got my texts. Yeah. 41 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,760 So sorry about the first one, I genuinely thought LOL meant 42 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,080 lots of love. 43 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,080 How was the funeral? It was a funeral, it was sad. 44 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:18,040 I stood up, said a few words, spat some bars... had everyone in tears. 45 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,640 I felt bad about missing it. But you didn't invite me, 46 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:24,160 so I didn't know where it was. 47 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:29,120 I thought you might blame me for what happened. Crazy eh? 48 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,440 Sorry, I'm looking for a woman who works here... Helen? 49 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,080 It's really important that I find her. I honestly don't say things 50 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,160 are important when they're not, 'cause I find that really fake. 51 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,320 I do remember a Helen from the Lewisham depot. 52 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,600 Why don’t I give them a bell... 53 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,400 Gary, step away from the school shooter and get in. 54 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,360 In. -All right. -Now! 55 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,360 451 Papa Kilo, we’ve got a fainter at the market. 56 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,040 Just hold that on there luv. 57 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,080 No wonder you fainted, if you've not eaten since breakfast? 58 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,720 Guys... just so you know, anything you want... totally free. 59 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,960 Aww. Thanks. Anything for you NHS Heroes. 60 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,840 Thanks. Maleek? 61 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,720 Oh nah, I'm... I'm not hungry. What!? 62 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,000 It’s free food. Just like Lockdown. 63 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,080 I don’t want it. No to free food? 64 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,240 You’re the reason Krispy Kreme stopped giving paramedics 65 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,480 free doughnuts. 66 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,760 All right. Fine. I’ll have a double chicken burger... Yep. 67 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,520 with cheese and... and some sweet potato fries. 68 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,160 Yeah. And a Coke. Full fat. 69 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,800 ♪ Run, smile and go, smile and go 70 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,360 ♪ Until the sun comes up, smile and go, smile and go ♪ 71 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,320 It's rough on Maleek. It’s hard coming back you know... 72 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,440 when your whole world’s just... boom! 73 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,840 He’ll be okay... 74 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,200 ..won’t he? I mean... how long does grief take? 75 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,720 Well you can’t put a timescale on -it really. -No? 76 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,080 Have a bash. Karen died ten years ago. 77 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,600 And sometimes I'm completely fine. 78 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,680 Next minute.. boom, I’ve gone down the hole... Yep, I've seen it. 79 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,960 I think the best thing for Maleek would be to just get over it... 80 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,360 --move on. -Right. -Shouldn't he try to be happy. I don't know. 81 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,760 Maybe find someone new. 82 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,320 There could be someone new right under his nose right now 83 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,160 that he's never thought of that's there, waiting to love him, 84 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,520 look after him, make him happy again. 85 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,600 Hmm. What... a new dad? 86 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:45,040 No. Not a... not a new dad. A... 87 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,160 Can we talk about something else -please Lozz. -Sure. 88 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,560 'Cause you're sending me down the hole now! 89 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,080 All right Debbie. I'm just going to lift you up a bit... all right? 90 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,080 Here we go. There we go. 91 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,880 You’re applying for a transfer? It’s none of your business. 92 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,040 You’re my partner. This IS my business. 93 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,120 You can’t just leave. Listen. I'm just done. 94 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,280 I’m done with these streets. 95 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,440 That’s why I wanna transfer, 96 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,720 see if I could get switched to control room. Or... 97 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:29,200 -Foot Locker. -I don’t think you can transfer directly to Foot Locker. 98 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,080 -Anyway, you can’t give up. -I’m safer on the phones than I am out here 99 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,600 with my kiss of death. Death’s part of the job. 100 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,920 It hurts but 101 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,240 you just have to get up and move on. Yeah? 102 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,440 My dad isn't moving on is he? 103 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,720 What are your hobbies and interests? Oh well... I like walking. 104 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,880 --Lovely. -Reading. -Ah ... great. Breathing 105 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,920 Universal interests there. Anything else? 106 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,960 Music... I like... do you like music? 107 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,120 -Never been into music actually. -No? Nah... never got into that. 108 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,000 Uh... National anthem. You like that? 109 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,560 Love that. Rule Britannia. Of course. 110 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,720 Well that's music I s'pose. Classic. 111 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:16,000 358 Lima Charlie. We’ve got 40s female, damaged ankle. 112 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Says it's probably nothing. 113 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,320 Ow... Oof. I mean... it's probably nothing. I just can't move it. 114 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,880 Is Mummy going to be OK? 115 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,800 Of course she is. Yes, we're going to have to look 116 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,080 at Mummy's leg in the hospital. You know what that means? 117 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,920 You are going to go for a ride in an ambulance... you lucky girl. 118 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,480 Do you wanna grab some toys in case there's a bit of a wait? 119 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,840 Just ponies? Aww... you got any Transformers Mum? 120 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,960 All units, we've got a woman in labour on the Victoria Line. 121 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,520 Please respond. 440 Alpha Romeo here. 122 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,720 Maybe it'd be good for Maleek to get over a loss of life with a birth? 123 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,360 Yep. Nice idea, but what if it gets messy? 124 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,120 Yeah, true. That'll break him. 125 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,480 Guys, you’re all coming through very loud and clear. 126 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,040 448 Hotel Uniform here, we’ll take it. 127 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,560 You’re half an hour away. I can do it in five! 128 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,720 451, you're the closest we've got. 129 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,720 I know you’re scared but we have to take it. 130 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,440 You’ve fallen off the horse... best thing is get back on. 131 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,040 No, that’s rubbish. If you fall off a horse then you shouldn’t be 132 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,520 getting back on no bludclart horse! 133 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,760 We'll take it. Darrells, you go too. 134 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,960 Might need you if Maleek freaks out or whatever and everyone dies. 135 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,280 Still loud and clear guys. 136 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,600 -You having fun Jo? -Er, I’m not Jo, I’m Twilight Sparkle. 137 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,880 Thanks for staying. Are you guys married? 138 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,080 Married! Um... 139 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,760 Me and him!? Are you mad!? No way. 140 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,600 I thought you were married. Er... Sorry. 141 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,920 Well I was married once... 142 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,240 but then my wife, she died. 143 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,520 -My daddy died too. -Don't worry... she tells everyone that. 144 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,080 It's the best thing that ever happened to her. Except it's not. 145 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,080 It's.. Um... Kind of a personal tragedy. 146 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,200 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that. 147 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,800 Why did you think we were married? 148 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,040 What can you see? 149 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,400 All change. All change here. This train is ... 150 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,560 -Excuse me. Move! -Paramedicine. -Coming through. -Nothing to see here. 151 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,600 Whoo! Whoo! What’s your name? 152 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,520 No way in hell. I'm not having this baby on the tube. 153 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,600 That is not part of the birth plan. 154 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,520 I think that train might have left the station now luv. 155 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,840 Wendy, Wendy. It's all right. 156 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,760 This doesn't feel right. I told you, we shouldn't have taken the call. 157 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,080 What if I can't do it. What if it -goes wrong? -You'll be fine. 158 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,360 Wen... Wen... Wendy's gonna take charge. And deliver the baby. Yeah. 159 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,680 Because I'm... I'm better at, you know, 160 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,080 at the top... doing the small talk. 161 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:04,920 Hey Nicole, did you know, some of my-my fox saw... my cousin... 162 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:08,600 and my cousin...saw a fox on the underground...a fox... 163 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,920 I can’t do this. I’m supposed to be having this baby at home. 164 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,880 We’re going to get you through this. Just you, me and the doctors. 165 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,720 Paramedic. -It will feel just like home. -OK. 166 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,840 C'mon, have a bang on that. Just... 167 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,280 Yeah, you take some drugs. -Shhhh. -Mmmm. 168 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,840 -Shh, shh. -That's it. -All lovely and calm now. -Yes. 169 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,360 Who the hell is that? Excuse me. 170 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,480 We're in the middle of something. I'm also in the middle of something. 171 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,360 Want to do my job? 172 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,920 You want to do my job. Take it. No, I don't want to do your job. 173 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,120 I don't tell you people to 'stop arresting my people'. 174 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,760 What? Arres... I'm a paramedic, not police. Look just get out, out. 175 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,360 Now sir! Out! God will deal with you. 176 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,680 -What the hell? -Is this going to Brixton? -Never mind. -Yeah. 177 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,720 You’re really good with kids. 178 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,000 You calling me a nounce? 179 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,160 I've never seen you like that. You were great with her. 180 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,040 You ever want that? Kids? Being a dad? 181 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,160 Um, once upon a time, but no, not now. That ship’s sailed I think. 182 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:25,640 Can’t see yourself with little Lawrence’s running about? 183 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,440 Teaching them to fire their first air gun? 184 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,960 Taking them to the rugby club to cheer their mum on? 185 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:36,520 Um, well I think about it. Kids were always part of the plan I suppose. 186 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,800 There you go then. But then, so was Karen. 187 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,600 Who? Oh yeah... dead wife! 188 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,640 No, 'cause you always say, 'Oh Karen', 189 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,640 just inside, you were like 'Oh Karen' you know. Always like 190 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,680 saying everything's fine -then 'Karen'. -Yeah. 191 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,040 Lozz's got a dead wife. 192 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,880 448 Hotel Uniform. Postman reported a woman in distress. 193 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,200 Please attend and wait for police. 194 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,920 Wake up and let us in! 195 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,720 They’d better be dead, messing us around like this. 196 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,360 I really think you need to start channelling your anger. 197 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,560 Channelled. Why are we waiting? 198 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,760 For a forced entry, we need the police. 199 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,080 I have had enough of waiting. Waiting is the Gary way, slow, 200 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,080 useless, probably impotent. 201 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,200 Mmm, actually all tip top in that department. 202 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,200 I think my Trish sometimes wishes I was less potent. 203 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,520 Fuck the police! 204 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,800 The head’s out. 205 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,720 Oooh, your baby have a head. Final push Nicole. Come on. 206 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,680 There you go. OK Nicole, there you go. 207 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,840 Still just the head. Big push Nicole. 208 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,160 Come on. Come on. Yep. 209 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,840 What? Watch her. 210 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,280 What’s going on? The shoulders won’t come. 211 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,400 It's OK Nicole. I just need to radio for advice. 212 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,800 Just keep breathing. Just-just keep breathing. 213 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,920 358 Lima, Charlie. Yep, we've got a problem. 214 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,160 The shoulders aren't coming. They seem to be jammed. 215 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,160 I-I've never had this before and I think I might be slightly 216 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,320 spinning out because I can't seem to stop talking and please advise. 217 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,320 Received. OK Wendy, it sounds like you've got a shoulder dystocia. 218 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,560 You need to get the baby out of there pronto. 219 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,040 Oh God. See I told you I’m cursed. 220 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,240 We shouldn’t have taken the call. I should be in Foot Locker! 221 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,120 I’ll take the lead. We can do this all right. 222 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,680 Whatever happens, this is on me. All right? 223 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,960 I’m not even going to point out what you’ve done wrong there, 224 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,920 I think you’ve got a fairly good idea anyway. 225 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,520 Now let’s get you out. I’m fine... I'm fine, I'm fine. 226 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,480 Kareshma, the only way we get your foot out of there with 227 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,000 no major damage is to let me take over. 228 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,720 You... are not saving me. I’d rather bleed out. 229 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,400 You'd rather die than I help you? Yes. All I need to do... 230 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,480 if I could just, just lift, 231 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,440 lift that ... lift that up to... Oh. She's gone! 232 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,600 Get the patient on their back... 233 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,800 All right Nicole. You're all right. 234 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:25,200 -.. knees to the chest. -We'll lift her knees up just ever so slowly. 235 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,440 -There you go. -Now you're going to want to apply a lot of pressure 236 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,760 on the abdomen. Three. Two. One. 237 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,960 It’s still not coming. 238 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,080 OK. You’re going to need to go in manually to get the shoulder out. 239 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,040 It's all right Nicole. You're going to be all right, OK. 240 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:48,200 Nothing to worry about. Nice and calm. Nice and calm. 241 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Any idea when we might be moving? Only...? 242 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,320 Can anybody not involved in delivering this baby just fuck off! 243 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960 Thank you. 244 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,600 Let's get you some pain killers. 245 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,320 I can do it myself. 246 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,600 Straight in the vein, well done. 247 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,120 There you go. Come on. Come on. 248 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,120 I need you to do it. What? No. 249 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,480 No. No. No. No. No. Don't try it. You think you’re smart, 250 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,200 pretending you can’t do it so I have to. I told you, I’m done. 251 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,440 I'm not pretending! I can’t do it, 252 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,280 so I need you to step up because a life's depending on this. 253 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,280 Wendy it's not... 254 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,320 Um, er... Nearly there. So nearly there. 255 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,640 Maleek's, er, taking over. 256 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,960 Shit. Maleek, you can do this. 257 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,680 Disagree Jo. Hold on and I can be there in twenty minutes. 258 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,840 You can't walk! 259 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:48,040 Don't worry Maleek, you've got this. Thank you. 260 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,440 Who-who is this? 261 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,680 Gary... 262 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,400 You came to my 50th at the golf club. 263 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,440 We’re parking up outside if you need us. 264 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,400 This ain't about you Darrell bruv! Maleek, you're one of a kind. 265 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,440 We love you Maleek. Radio Silence everyone. 266 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,680 Maleek, you need to get the baby out of there now. 267 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,960 Work that shoulder out. 268 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,920 Oh, it’s the last Pringle in the tube. 269 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,640 What? Pringle? 270 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:21,480 It's the last Pringle. No-one was able to get the last Pringle 271 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,720 out of the bottom of the tube, except me. 272 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,720 It's a special skill... my dad taught me. 273 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,280 Did he say Pringles? I heard Pringle. 274 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,760 It's all right. 275 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,800 Hello? How you doing guys? 276 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,800 How you doing guys? Hello? 277 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,280 BABY CRIESAhh. Yes. Get in there! 278 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,960 Here she comes. 279 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,640 Hello. I’m your daddy. 280 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,520 ♪ Stay up pray up ♪ 281 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,320 I need a hug! Hey. 282 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,320 ♪ Stay up pray up ♪ 283 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,320 You did amazing. It was brilliant. 284 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 ♪ Pray up 285 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 ♪ Pray up stay up ♪ 286 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,520 Sod it. Can’t have a birth and no cigars. 287 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,560 Ahhh. 288 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,480 Another family starting on their journey. 289 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,520 -Magic. -Seems a shame to write that off from your life. 290 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,960 I see what you’re doing. 291 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,560 Well wouldn’t she have wanted that for you? What’s her name? Karen? 292 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,560 A family? Probably. 293 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Yeah, course she would. 294 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,000 I forgot the bloody lighter. Oh. 295 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,360 -Do they do menthol? -I don’t think so Lozz, there’s a sign there says 296 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,520 it’s not a shop for absolute pussies. 297 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:13,000 What was that? Hey,“I’m getting you out of there my yout”, then... pow! 298 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,880 Popped that baby out the pum pum real quick. 299 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,360 That’s not how I remember it. What do you remember, 300 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:22,200 -you was on bare drugs? -We wondered if you had any name suggestions? 301 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:28,000 Brother... there is one name. Um, 302 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,400 yeah, someone really special to me. 303 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,080 Obe. 304 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,920 It means knife... or soup. 305 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,040 Hmm. ‘Obe’...? Any others? 306 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,120 Well you were on the Victoria line, so what about Victoria? 307 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,920 Focus on the road Wendy. What about Wendy? 308 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,560 No... shut up! That's shit. C'mon she didn't even do anything. 309 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,160 No, we're going to go with Wendy. Aww. Thanks. 310 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,960 No! There is no Helen. 311 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,920 Have you got a photo? Yes but my phone’s dead. 312 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,120 Can I come in and charge it? It needs to be an official 313 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,760 Apple charger because I was reading about how dangerous 314 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,680 unofficial chargers are when you use them with official Apple products 315 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,000 and this phone’s only two months old. Is that ok? 316 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,080 Of course it’s not. 317 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,320 Later bellend. Ah. 318 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,800 Thanks for today. Oh...what, 319 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,960 for carrying South London’s shittest paramedic? 320 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,840 No, for everything. You know, you’re right. 321 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,120 I need to start living. Give love a chance. 322 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,480 Or even just some shit dates. 323 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,880 I’m gonna put myself back out there. 324 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,800 -Mate! -Yeah, on the scene. -Mate! -Oh yeah. 325 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,360 I couldn't have got here without your help. So, thank you. 326 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,080 And um, I'll see you tomorrow. 327 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,760 Fuck... 328 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Lawrence... Yep? 329 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,480 Let's go for a drink, me and you. Ah yeah, I'd like that. 330 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,960 Great. Er... great... er... I... 331 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,520 I can't tonight though, 'cause um, I've got a sort of date... I think. 332 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:21,160 Remember Polly? The mum from this morning? She gave me her number. 333 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,520 I was gonna bin it and then, well I didn't because 334 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 you got me thinking. 335 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:34,520 -I did. -You did. I did. Great. Well... well done me. 336 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,000 I can’t remember when I was last nervous like this you know. 337 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,080 You know, when you feel like you wanna throw up? 338 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,400 Yep. Yep. Know it well. 339 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,200 Is this crazy? Am I rushing in? 340 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,200 Is it too soon? 341 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400 Well... 342 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,560 No. You should go. 343 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,880 It’ll really be good for you. 344 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,720 You're right. I'm gonna go for it. OK. How do I look? 345 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,600 See ya. 346 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,680 Yo, Wens. Um, quickly. 347 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,880 Look, thanks for having my back. 348 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,440 Seriously, there was a moment back there before... before I went all 349 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:28,680 baby-saving, super-hero, super-God that I started to doubt myself. 350 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,440 I needed my hype woman to bring me back. 351 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,880 Happy to help. Also... thank you... 352 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,840 for what you said about me to my dad. 353 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,920 It meant a lot. Aww. 354 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,000 For a minute... and then he died! 355 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,560 But... thanks anyway. Oh, I don't know what you're doing, 356 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,160 but I thought you might want to come back to mine for a munch? 357 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,600 Well my mum's house. She kind of wants to see you. 358 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,240 So you ain't really got a choice. Yeah. I'd like that. 359 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,320 Well then let's roll! Oh my God. 360 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,520 Mummy. Spencer! 361 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,640 -Why are you in London? -Oh, I live here now, it’s, it's complicated. 362 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,080 Wait. Mummy? Why is this grown man calling you Mummy? 363 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,160 I thought he knew you were here? Well... um... 364 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,480 Is it something we did? We thought you’d been kidnapped. 365 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,520 Hey, Wendy you took the bin out and didn't come back. 366 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,040 -You did a runner? -Wendy? I think you’ll find she’s called Helen. 367 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,440 She doesn’t mind being called Hells though like as in Hells bells. 368 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,680 Or Hel. Or... All right Spencer! 369 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,680 I can explain everything... 370 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,240 I-I just need to get something from the ambulance. 371 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,400 Maleek, can you just help me get something from the ambulance? 372 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,640 Who is this man child? 373 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,200 You have got some explaining to do Madame. 374 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,680 Just drive... All right, don't... ..quickly! 375 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,040 Just one minute! 376 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,560 Oh my God. You made that couple call their baby some dry old lady name 377 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,280 and it's not even your name! I don't want to talk about it. 378 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,840 Are you even from Emmerdale? Nottingham! 379 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,280 Emmerdale's not even a real place. Don't get aggy with me. 380 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,360 You don't even know who you are! 381 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,760 What do I call you from hence-forth? 382 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,840 Hence-forth you call me Wendy as you've always called me. 383 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,120 Nah, brother... Wendy... Nah brother. Nah, brother. 384 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,160 Don't know who you are. Could be Benjamin for all I know! 385 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:25,360 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 30779

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