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Is this enough?
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Wow! Enough to feed an army.
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Mom, you didn't win a Nobel prize.
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A normal spread for your retirement.
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-What should I do?
-Yes.
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-Okay.
-Are we going?
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-Yes!
-Pit stop at the station.
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Okay.
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-Good morning, Mom.
-Honey.
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Happy first official day of retirement.
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Thanks, Vasya. Sit and eat heartily.
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Salad and cutlets.
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I can't, I have a meeting with the IMF.
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I have too much to do,
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pay the utility bills.
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Dad, bills?
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I'm seeing the IMF.
I don't know how long.
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Right, you have the IMF,
and I have dog shit.
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Son, take some cutlets for the IMF.
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Yeah, right!
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They give us this much,
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and we give this much, right?
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I heard that Rovno Oblast
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has loads of amber.
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Maybe I'll mine that stuff?
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Don't even start on this topic.
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Alright. Why do I need amber, right?
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I'll drill for oil in Poltava Oblast.
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And gas in Uzhgorod!
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PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION OF UKRAINE
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I congratulate Mr Holoborodko
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for ascending
to the post of president of Ukraine
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and I express my satisfaction
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with the democratic processes
taking shape in the nation.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate the greeting, Miss Rasmussen.
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At the same time, as the IMF chief,
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I am deeply concerned
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with the unmet terms of the agreement.
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Honestly, I'm new to the job.
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I don't quite understand which
specific terms you're referring to.
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It's about the IMF loan.
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The first tranche of $5 billion,
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you received as a gesture of good faith.
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Upon that, reforms were promised
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that were not carried out.
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Therefore,
I'm compelled to issue an ultimatum.
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Either you implement reforms in one month,
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or return the money.
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In the worst case, you face the threat
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of international economic sanctions.
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The foreigner is barefaced
in her speech to the prince.
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I like her type.
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Did I tell you,
my wife is of Scandinavian descent?
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Yaroslav the Wise,
I'm a historian. I know.
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Heed my advice.
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Marry her.
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Marry her?
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That is foolish.
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Foolish was you borrowing money!
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Debt is the beginning of slavery.
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A wedding is a dowry.
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Land,
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silver, gold!
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I know, but she isn't my type.
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Don't just think about yourself!
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Think about the nation!
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Look at her.
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What a magnificent beauty!
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She'll bear
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a whole household of children!
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Yaroslav the Wise, what children?
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I have a son already.
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Have him marry her!
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He is underage!
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Let her raise him!
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There must be someone
you can spare to marry her!
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Spare?
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I established
blood ties with all of Europe.
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I didn't pay them,
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but they paid me tribute!
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They respected me.
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Listen, Vasyl.
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Do they still impale people
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in your era?
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I fear Europe won't approve.
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I never had to ask Europe
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who I could impale on a stake!
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Yuriy Ivanovich!
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You're of good upbringing.
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So?
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As a gesture of deep respect,
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I propose, Vasyl Petrovych,
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that you ponder
and deliver your resolution over dinner.
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I hope
that it will be the right decision.
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Sure.
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-Where are you going?
-I have lots to do.
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Care to offer an explanation?
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Meaning?
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Meaning that I sat and blushed
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and felt like an idiot.
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Why didn't you warn me?
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I thought you weren't interested.
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I'm very interested!
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What did your government
spend 5 billion on
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that we have to return?
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-May I?
-Sure.
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Vasyl Petrovych, you catch on quickly.
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Yes, blame it all on your predecessors.
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Very convenient.
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You think it's funny?
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Me? God forbid.
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We simply borrowed money
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to pay back the loans of predecessors,
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who borrowed money
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to pay back the loans
of their predecessors.
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-Who, in turn--
-Enough.
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I know this formula well.
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We won't behave this way.
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We'll give back the first tranche.
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Okay? Prepare the order.
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-Which order?
-The order!
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So state workers won't be paid this month?
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Or pensions won't get paid?
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That's ludicrous.
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As if you used it
for wages and pensions.
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You're insulting me.
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Insulting or not,
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if there's no money, then make reforms.
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Raise the retirement age
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and utility prices.
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All in one month, not a year.
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Correct. All in one month
instead of a year.
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Good luck.
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I hope you know some
patriotic-minded border guards.
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Okay, what do you propose?
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Vasyl Petrovych,
you don't have to reinvent the wheel.
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We'll borrow money from the European Union
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and pay off the first IMF tranche.
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Let's theorize.
How do we pay off the EU loan?
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Borrow from the US.
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How do we pay the US loan?
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Don't get mad,
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but you're like a child.
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The key word here is "later".
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Let your successors
bang their heads worrying about that.
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I think they will also borrow from the EU.
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This is our so-called national know-how.
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The eternal engine of debt in the economy.
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Sure, but don't you see
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that these steps will lead to default.
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Wonderful! Default is...
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It's our national dream.
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First we strove for communism,
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now for default.
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In case of default,
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they will write off our loans.
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I know.
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And later they will stop
lending money forever.
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Don't worry...
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about later.
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Have a nice day.
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This is one of three depositories.
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Five rooms equipped
with modern Diebold safes.
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The walls are 50 cms thick
and made of reinforced concrete.
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If somebody gets
the bright idea to crack the wall,
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it will take 20 hours to do.
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So much information.
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Do you give daily tours?
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Sure. This is my life.
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I live and breathe it.
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I'm kidding.
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I take each new central bank chief here.
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But you're the first sightseer
to be so charming.
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After you.
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I trust there's real gold in there
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and not ceramic like in Odessa?
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Olya Yurievna, when was that?
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Six months ago.
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-That was before you.
-Of course.
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Sergei!
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Sergei.
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It's me, open the door!
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Sorry.
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Is Sergei home?
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-Who?
-Sergei.
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The owner of all this stuff.
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-Come in, please.
-Thanks.
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Sorry for coming at an inopportune time.
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-Excuse me.
-Yes?
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Can I take a selfie?
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-Is it proper?
-Yes.
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Okay.
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Smile.
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Nice! Would you maybe...
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-Would you like some coffee?
-Yes, please.
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Sergei Viktorovich will have a double.
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-I'll take a shower first.
-No problem.
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Okay.
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This is quite fun!
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Right.
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You're very cool!
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Likewise, thanks.
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Sergei.
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Sergei, get up.
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Sergei Viktorovich.
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Fatty!
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Rise.
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Okay, then.
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Here we go.
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Sergei.
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Kitty needs a time out, not now.
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You need a time out?
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Kitty is tired.
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Kitty got drunk?
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I had a few drinks.
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Kitty is a lush.
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Rita, why are you snoring like this?
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Oh my!
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Vasya, what are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood.
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I thought I would visit the kitty.
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Is he hungry? I brought Whiskas.
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The kitty is important,
he is the foreign minister.
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Why isn't the kitty attending meetings?
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What time is it?
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-It's early. Only 2 p.m.
-What?
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Two o'clock.
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Why did you come so late?
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Who knows what you're up to.
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What am I up to?
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I could answer that question.
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You're the foreign affairs minister.
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We have to see
the International Monetary Fund.
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But you're in bed with some blondie.
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Don't yell, twat.
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I'm a twat?
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You're the face of our nation
on the international arena.
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No more, kitty.
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Get dressed.
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By the way,
I was resolving our nation's problems
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in the international arena.
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Not with my face...
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I know what with.
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Okay.
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You say that
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there are three depots in Kiev?
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-Yes.
-How many in total in Ukraine?
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-26.
-26.
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Our gold reserves amount to $18 billion.
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Right.
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How much is in this room?
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In total, there are
seven tons and 125 kilograms of gold...
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2 billion, 725 million,
142 thousand dollars.
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Plus, one billion,
447 million, 238 thousand euros.
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Astonishing.
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So exacting!
You know it to the last cent?
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Do you have doubts?
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No.
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Be proud, you impressed your boss.
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It wasn't difficult.
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It's all written down.
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Very professional, Dmitriy.
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Thanks.
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Well, well.
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Why are you quiet?
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Nothing else to read?
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No.
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You know everything else.
If you don't, then you can guess.
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For example, in the US, gold reserves
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equal seven thousand what?
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Correct, 133 tons.
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-Yes.
-Who is second?
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-Correct, Germany, and so forth.
-Germany.
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Can we return closer to Ukraine?
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Of course.
277
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,200
You have a very nice dress on.
278
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,720
Dmitriy Vasilievich, please, stop.
279
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,280
Regarding Ukraine,
280
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,680
then we have to drop 51 places down.
281
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,120
Incidentally,
282
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,760
this blondie is the head of the youth
and sports department of the Baltics.
283
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,920
Sure. Of the whole world, I think.
284
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,520
Do I look like an idiot?
285
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,440
What is this?
286
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,440
RITA MIKOLIUNAS
287
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,320
Intriguing.
288
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,640
Rita... Mikoliunas. Not bad.
289
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,440
-You wouldn't know.
-Of course.
290
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,840
A little baggy...
291
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,360
not enough sleep.
292
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,680
After all, three rounds of talks.
293
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,920
Don't sugar coat it.
294
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,840
In your youth,
you could handle two meetings.
295
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,160
Shut up.
296
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,800
We reached a consensus.
297
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,840
Now our young and gifted athletes
298
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,080
will vacation in Jurmala.
299
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,760
For one or two months.
300
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,400
I don't remember the agreement.
301
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,480
For six months, to be exact, right?
302
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,440
Six months.
303
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,800
Nice.
304
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,240
Now go, your homeland needs you.
305
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,880
Can it wait
while I use the bathroom?
306
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,560
If you can't wait, the homeland will.
307
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,360
-Thanks, homeland.
-Go.
308
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,960
I also won't forget you.
309
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,120
Do you take sugar?
310
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,560
-Are you married?
-Vasya!
311
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,600
I am saying sugar with my coffee, sugar.
312
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,880
Do you want to hold it?
313
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,920
I don't know.
314
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,040
-Go ahead.
-May I?
315
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:27,920
Sure!
316
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,840
It is... our gold.
317
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,280
Is it heavy?
318
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,640
Wow.
319
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,120
-12.5 kilograms.
-Right.
320
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,440
You're holding $650,000 in your hands.
321
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,360
-Wow.
-How do you feel?
322
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,360
I don't know. It's all just numbers to me.
323
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,240
I see your look has changed.
324
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,040
You look like a gold rush miner, Dmitriy.
325
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,320
Do you like it?
326
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,640
I like it, Olya Yurievna.
327
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,240
I do, I love it.
328
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,440
You know...
329
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,520
there's a special aura here.
330
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600
-Really?
-Yes.
331
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600
Remember Pushkin?
332
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,160
What about him?
333
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,000
"I shall light a candle
334
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,120
before each chest.
335
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,760
I shall open them all
336
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,920
and stand in the midst of them,
337
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,880
gazing at the gleaming heaps.
338
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,240
I... reign!
339
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,240
What enchanting...
340
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,880
glitter!"
341
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,720
Bravo, Dmitriy Vasilievich.
342
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,720
You're not in the right job.
343
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,680
Actually, I never took a liking to acting.
344
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,280
In childhood,
345
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,040
I dreamed of working in the circus.
346
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,840
As a juggler.
347
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,280
-What happened?
-What happened?
348
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,480
-What is it?
-Nothing.
349
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,920
Have you gone mad?
350
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,360
Is it your dress? I--
351
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,520
What dress? How dare you do that?
352
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,480
-Let me go.
-Wait.
353
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,120
-I'll kiss you again.
-What?
354
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,040
-Olya Yurievna!
-Listen, Dmitry!
355
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,720
Just because I'm divorced,
356
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,320
it doesn't mean
that I'm looking for someone.
357
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,480
I want to leave. Open the door for me.
358
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,920
Okay, I'm opening the door.
359
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,200
Olya Yurievna,
360
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,360
the door isn't opening.
361
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,400
What do you mean?
362
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,880
How dare you?
Open the door! Kindly open it, now!
363
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,680
There's no reason to be upset.
364
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,720
It slammed shut.
365
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,520
Wonderful. Call the security chief.
366
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,920
Yes, we should call the security chief.
367
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,880
There's no reception here.
368
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,760
-What?
-No reception.
369
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,360
-What?
-None.
370
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,440
Are you teasing me?
371
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,960
No reception and the door is locked.
372
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:39,880
-Yes.
-Now what?
373
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,800
-I don't know.
-Are there cameras?
374
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,960
Cameras?
375
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,680
There are no cameras
because it's a new depot.
376
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,240
They haven't been installed.
377
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,200
-Great. Wonderful!
-Yup.
378
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,200
-Olya...
-Are you messing with me?
379
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,600
-No.
-Let's call for help.
380
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,440
Hey. Anyone, help!
381
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,720
Do you hear us?
382
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,800
Let us out!
383
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,440
-Olya Yurievna, no one can hear us.
-Hello?
384
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,080
Don't bother shouting.
385
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,839
There's 50cms of concrete wall.
386
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,599
Even if I rape you here
387
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,000
in a perverted way...
388
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,640
Why did I say that?
389
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,200
Listen here, Dmitriy!
390
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,359
Cool the ardor of your erotic fantasies.
391
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,319
Is that clear?
392
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,440
You'd better think
how to get out of here.
393
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,920
Is anyone ever scheduled to come here?
394
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,520
No need to be upset.
395
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
People periodically come here.
396
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,119
How often is periodically?
397
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,240
Every time
398
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:30,320
the nation's gold reserves
are replenished.
399
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,400
Last time that happened,
400
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,360
I think... in 2007.
401
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,640
Olya Yurievna, I'm joking.
402
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,040
Tomorrow, there is a shift change.
403
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,560
You're such an obnoxious person,
404
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,000
Dmitriy Vasilievich.
405
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,440
Oh, Olya Yurievna...
406
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,080
I surprise myself.
407
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,000
My brain totally isn't working.
408
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,880
Why is that? Is it the weather?
409
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,960
Look, stop mocking me!
410
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,840
Okay, Vasya.
411
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,360
-One more time.
-Okay.
412
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,720
You want to conduct reforms.
413
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,120
-That, I got.
-Yes.
414
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,240
-Because we can't repay the money.
-Alas.
415
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,760
I also get that.
416
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,080
So, what do you not get?
417
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,880
I don't get my place in all this.
418
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,040
Let's go over it one more time.
419
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,480
So.
420
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,680
Who is the IMF chief?
421
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,160
-Who?
-A woman.
422
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720
-Who are you?
-Who?
423
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,640
A lady's man.
424
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,200
A collector!
425
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,680
I collect women
426
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,000
of various professions.
427
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,320
Listen, collector,
428
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,120
you just have to charm a lady.
429
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,040
Like the Baltic one?
430
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,360
No, you Baltic sailor. Not like that.
431
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,880
Just sit and talk to her.
432
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,480
Be interesting, you know.
Have some wine.
433
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,840
See how it goes. Just get a delay.
434
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,600
For six months, or better, a year.
435
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,760
I think you're using me.
436
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,160
I think so as well.
437
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,320
Is she attractive?
438
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,320
Very.
439
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,320
Mr President!
440
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,680
Which one is she?
441
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,960
Then again, what's the difference?
442
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,200
-Good afternoon.
-Afternoon.
443
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,080
Hello.
444
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,600
You...
445
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,400
You said that you wouldn't be alone.
446
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,440
So I also decided to bring a friend.
447
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,280
Matilda Olsen, head of the EBRD.
448
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360
Matilda.
449
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,920
-Vasyl Petrovych.
-Matilda.
450
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,960
-Sergei.
-Helga.
451
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,440
-Vasyl Petrovych.
-Helga.
452
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,320
Helga.
453
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,560
Helga!
454
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,520
Please join us.
455
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:02,880
Here you are.
456
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,880
We sit here.
457
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,520
Well, please.
458
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,840
Please, careful.
459
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,800
-We'll just....
-Yes.
460
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,680
We'll sit here.
461
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,600
Okay.
462
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,720
Would you like an aperitif?
463
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,400
-A little white wine.
-Red wine.
464
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,280
For you?
465
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,880
Vodka!
466
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,320
Are you comfortable?
467
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,040
Sort of.
468
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,240
I could spread dollars underneath
469
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,880
and cover you with euros.
470
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,840
Always joking, Dmitriy.
471
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,120
Laudable.
472
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,200
You deceived me
473
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,960
about this place being empty.
474
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,240
Pity.
475
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,320
If there was food here, I would eat it.
476
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,240
-Are you hungry?
-Very.
477
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,840
What a funny predicament.
478
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,280
Money...
479
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:07,920
tons of it.
480
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,800
Yet, nothing to buy.
481
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,240
However...
482
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,120
Wow.
483
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,800
Drinking on the job?
484
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,800
Exclusively not during work time.
485
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,120
Exclusively good whiskey.
486
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,120
Your husband... I mean your ex.
487
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,720
-Does he drink?
-Vasya?
488
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,400
Vasyl Petrovych?
489
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,600
No way.
490
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,760
Never ever.
491
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,200
Not one drop.
492
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,920
I'm envious.
493
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,600
Such willpower.
494
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,960
Sergei. Where are you?
495
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,320
Where am I?
496
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,520
I'm here.
497
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,680
Where are you?
498
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,880
Are you still asleep?
499
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,080
Me?
500
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,920
No, I'm on my way.
501
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,440
I'm on my way, I'm nearby.
502
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,920
Traffic is at a standstill.
503
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,800
What are you...
504
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,040
yacking about?
505
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,320
Hurry up, the group came at 11 a.m.
506
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,080
What group?
507
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,800
You don't remember?
508
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,440
Yesterday we agreed to record a speech.
509
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,160
A speech to whom?
510
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,040
To the country.
511
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,840
To which country?
512
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,400
To Zimbabwe!
513
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,480
Hurry, people are waiting.
514
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,960
Last question.
515
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,680
Why me?
516
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,040
Because, you lush,
517
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,880
you're the president of the country
518
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,080
and the people elected the hungover one.
519
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,160
He'll be here soon.
520
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,560
Any minute now.
521
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,920
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
522
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,120
CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR RETIREMENT
523
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,320
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