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Behold, one of the Seven
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Great Wonders
of the Ancient World.
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Does anyone know the name
of this majestic sight?
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Come, now. Your parents
spend a great deal of money
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to send you to this institution.
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As Virgil once wrote, "Nothing
ventured, nothing gained."
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You're a new face,
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and judging by that
unseasonable cap,
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plenty bold?
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Um, the Great Pyramid
of Giza, my man.
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Ha. At least someone's
been paying attention.
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Lights, please.
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This architectural marvel
was the tallest structure
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in the world
for over 3,000 years.
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But for all we know about them,
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the pyramids remain
a mystery to this day.
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How were they built?
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Why?
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For the sole purpose
of burying the kings of Egypt,
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or by some higher power
for a reason as yet unknown?
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And if we dare to consider
the latter, by whom?
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Aliens, bro.
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To think supernatural forces
or alien life do not exist
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in some form or fashion
is both shortsighted
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and deeply narcissistic.
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Does anyone here believe
such things are possible?
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Or are you all taking this class
simply to mock me?
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I believe.
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Yes.
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I am quite certain you do.
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♪
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The Salvatore School
is in crisis.
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Our home is in disarray.
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"Disarray" means dirty dishes
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or breaking curfew, not all
of our friends being gone.
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Which is the very issue
we must address.
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As we remain here,
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we are the leaders of
our respective factions.
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We must decide what to do
about our troubling new guest.
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Uh, Ben. That's his name.
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Ben does not pose
a direct threat, as of yet,
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but his mere presence
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could destabilize
our school even more.
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He is afflicted
by a condition
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I do not yet understand.
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With all due respect,
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all we need to understand
is that he's a monster magnet.
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And as much
as I love inclusion,
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we've got to take care
of our own
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before we lose anybody else.
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Kaleb had to go home,
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and he can't come back
while Ben's here.
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So Ben's got to go.
That's my vote.
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Duly noted.
In counterpoint,
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I may be able to find
an inspired solution
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for what made Kaleb
and Ethan attack Ben.
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If he remains here
for me to study him.
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That is my vote.
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Also, noted.
But for the record,
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I do not consider Ethan
a friend anymore.
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So I guess that means
it's up to you.
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Oh, hell no.
I-I'm not qualified. I...
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You are the alpha. That is the
only qualification necessary.
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So, are you with her...
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...or with me?
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Both?
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Speaking as the
guy who used to...
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punch new kids in the face,
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I totally get
distrusting outsiders.
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But I also
think this place
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is way better
for having Cleo here,
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and she wouldn't be
if we'd kicked her out.
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I need to talk to Ben
before I vote.
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Figure out if the risk
is worth the reward.
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"If you pray twice a day
beneath a false face,
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you'll be as blue in the face
as I am. Who am I?"
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Let's face it. We're screwed.
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How did I ever
let you convince me
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that giving the sphinx
all of our coins
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for this mumbo jumbo
was a good idea?
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It's the second time that
that bewhiskered scam artist
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has betrayed me.
Well, if memory serves,
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you were trying to bring about
the end of the world
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the first time, so, eh,
probably not the best example.
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Ugh, details.
Would you two stop?
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Everything in the sphinx's
first riddle came true.
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Maybe not exactly how
we expected it to, but love
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was definitely the greatest
destroyer of all, trust me.
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Perhaps you should
trust me instead.
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Dr. Dolittle's desperate,
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and his poor judgment
is gonna be
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the death of us all.
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We're already dead, Ted.
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I-I'm s-struggling to recall
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when any plan you've ever
made has worked, and...
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...bubkes.
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Look who's talking.
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How did that whole
monster apocalypse
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of yours work out, huh?
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As I was saying,
we have no reason to believe
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this riddle is gonna
be any different.
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If we can solve it,
unlike the last one.
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Which is why we need
to work together.
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Three heads are better
than one, right?
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Not when his is one of them.
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So until you can
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riddle me that
and convince me otherwise...
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...I'm taking a nap.
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Well, bad news.
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It's on me to decide whether or
not you can stay at the school.
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Ben?
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Uh, look, you don't
know me well enough
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to know how bad
relying on my judgment is,
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so maybe you should wake up.
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It's still here.
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Ben.
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What the hell was that?
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The story of my life.
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This is astounding.
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Does that mean
you know what it is?
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Not exactly.
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But certain elements...
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Uh, this writing, for example.
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Not visible to
the naked eye,
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but scrawled in blood
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in multiple languages,
speaking of the gods.
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But the gods
of a dozen different cultures.
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Maybe more.
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Look, I know you're supposed
to be the expert, but...
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gods don't exist.
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Nor do vampires.
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At least as far as most people
are concerned.
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Myths are but one
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discovery away from becoming
our reality.
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Did Virgil say that, too?
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No, I did.
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At first glance, I assumed
this was a forgery,
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but my preliminary analysis
points to it being ancient.
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I'll have to run many more tests
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to divine its purpose
and origin,
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but out of curiosity,
why bring this to me
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instead of your headmaster?
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Oh, Dr. Saltzman and I
had a fight,
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so I'm taking the semester off.
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I see.
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A supernatural Rumschpringe?
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If you say so.
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It pains me to hear that.
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I dearly miss
the Salvatore School.
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I only toil at this all too
human palace of privilege
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because the university
funds my research.
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Uh, which, speaking of...
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...I should do a thermal sweep.
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Extraordinary. Someone's inside.
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And miraculously, they're alive.
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Trust me,
it'd be much more of a miracle
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if Lizzie Saltzman were dead.
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Hope.
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What's happened to you?
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You're supposed to be
so brilliant. You tell me.
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Can we speed this up?
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Places to go, people to kill.
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I am moving as fast as I can.
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Well, it's not fast enough.
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I've tried everything to destroy
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that artifact,
and nothing has worked.
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So if you can't, either,
and you're just stalling...
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Merely release
Elizabeth from it.
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She's a siphon witch.
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She should be able to remove
any magic that protects it.
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Mm, yeah, well, I guess
I forget to mention that I, uh,
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killed her and she's technically
in transition.
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She'd be a Heretic,
a vampire who is also a witch,
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able to siphon
an endless amount of magic,
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which sounds
like a lot.
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So I did a sleep spell on her
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and I'm waiting
for her to starve.
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Speaking of transitions...
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...I didn't realize
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becoming the Tribrid
would make you cruel.
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Oh, my humanity is off, so...
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like I said, I'd move faster
if I were you.
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Pentelic marble
should do the trick.
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If I'm right about the origins
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of the artifact
you've brought,
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the marble may be able
to absorb its powers,
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as it was said to
centuries ago in ancient Greece.
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Eureka. I've found it.
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Hmm. A bowl.
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Only until one looks inside.
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Okay. Not a bowl.
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It's a trap.
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This is a chambre de chasse.
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I'm from
New Orleans.
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You can skip the lecture.
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That's French
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for "stupid witch escape room."
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Which means I'm going to escape.
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And when I do,
I'm gonna kill you, too.
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Then hopefully Elizabeth and I
will be gone before you can.
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What's with the rush?
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Where's everybody going?
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I may have inspired Finch
to take the entire school
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on an impromptu field trip.
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It will help her, too.
She's been very depressed
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since Josie left.
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I know the feeling, but did you
tell them about the monster?
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Then this place is gonna be
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just as dangerous
when they get back.
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Milton, I know how much
you miss Lizzie and Josie.
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Kaleb is
my boyfriend now.
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I miss him, too.
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Then maybe you should
change your vote.
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Maybe Hope was right
about what it takes
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to be a leader,
and we just hadn't been pushed
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far enough to realize it yet.
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Her humanity is off.
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Ours is our only advantage.
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So perhaps
you should help me
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trap this monster instead,
and trust that I will find
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a solution to return
our friends.
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Don't worry.
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This barrier spell Cleo put up
should keep the monster out.
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Which means we got plenty
of time for that story of yours.
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Why bother? We're living it.
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I don't know.
Maybe because last night,
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you said something about
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"monsters were the least
of our problems"?
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Because they're nothing
compared to gods.
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Sounds epic.
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Tell me more.
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It won't change anything.
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Well, I'll be the judge
of that, remember?
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My mother used to tell me
a story,
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many nights when I was a child.
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As she told it,
our people loved the gods.
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One in particular, in her case.
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And I was the proof
of that love,
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which explained
my invincibility in battle.
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I fought to keep
our village safe,
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but I had no use for the gods.
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They never revealed
themselves to me,
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nor did I ever ask
anything of them.
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Ashur.
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Wake up.
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I am finally home.
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Until the day that Ashur,
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my best friend and lover,
fell ill.
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Hey... And I realized
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that both of those things would
need to happen were Ash to live.
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Why do I get the feeling
like this story
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is about to ruin my day?
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Aw, that's sweet,
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but we haven't even reached
the ruinous part yet.
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Oh, boy.
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Fear not, Jed.
For when we do,
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you will know exactly
what to do with me.
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Ouch!
259
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,425
Oh. Hey, Professor.
260
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,210
Are you okay?
261
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,429
You look like
you've seen a ghost.
262
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,475
Something far worse than that,
I'm afraid.
263
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,784
Who are you
and what do you want?
264
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,134
Uh, my name's Jen.
265
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,266
I loved your lecture today.
266
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,443
I wanted to talk more.
267
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,489
Ah, I see.
268
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,536
Well, uh, hmm...
269
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,845
If knowledge of the supernatural
world is what you seek,
270
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,282
then you must help me
to open this.
271
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,762
But I must warn you, Jennifer...
272
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,677
It's just "Jen."
Zip!
273
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,940
In doing so,
you will take a step
274
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,769
into a larger
and far more frightening world.
275
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,640
Yeah, I don't know.
276
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,947
I'm kind of trying to avoid
that whole thing right now.
277
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,296
Ah.
278
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,646
Um, is this the latch?
279
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,960
Holy crap.
280
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,007
Curse my delicate hamstrings.
281
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,400
I may not have been fast enough.
282
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,793
Elizabeth?
283
00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,882
Elizabeth.
284
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,057
Can you hear me?
285
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,636
Dude.
286
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,812
Ugh. That is so gross.
287
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,294
Yet I'm still hungry.
288
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,996
Okay, that was embarrassing.
289
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,739
Still getting the hang of
my new powers, so bear with me.
290
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,001
Speaking of.
291
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,568
Don't leave this room.
292
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,700
I'm saving you for dessert.
293
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,877
Whatever you say, dude.
294
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,101
Oh, my God. Fangs.
295
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,974
I'll give you a closer look
when I get back.
296
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,761
Right after I kill
Hope Mikaelson.
297
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:10,605
♪ You hide, I'll seek
298
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,911
♪ Come play...
299
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,131
May as well start
with the obvious.
300
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,177
Daddy issues.
301
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:21,442
♪ Just close your eyes
302
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,097
♪ I'll take
303
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,969
♪ What I need
304
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,755
♪ Come out, come out,
wherever you are ♪
305
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,777
Fine.
306
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,349
♪ Come out, come out,
wherever you are ♪
307
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004
This doesn't look
like it's going well.
308
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,007
Not yet, but only so many keys.
309
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,269
That's not what I meant.
310
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,403
I escaped the artifact,
obviously.
311
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,709
Mm.
Completed my transition.
312
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,582
See my fangs?
313
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,366
Hmm. Well, lucky for me,
becoming a vampire
314
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,846
has, uh, heightened
your stupidity,
315
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,239
because now
you're stuck here, too.
316
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,284
What it's heightened
is my urge to do
317
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,070
what I should have done
in the first place: kill you.
318
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,117
I'm practically an expert
on mental prisons by now,
319
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,206
so I'll give you a hint:
320
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,642
getting out is always about
321
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,993
getting to the root
of your problems.
322
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,085
And the truth is...
323
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,653
...you've always
been my problem.
324
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,048
Which means I get to leave
whenever I want.
325
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,223
Then why bother to come in here?
326
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,138
I thought I owed you a goodbye.
327
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,270
You can't kill me.
328
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,793
Maybe not in here.
329
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,056
But out there,
in the real world,
330
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,145
where you're completely
defenseless?
331
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,018
That's another story.
332
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,370
It was a big tree, Hope.
333
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,589
I made more than one stake.
334
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,333
♪ Come out, come out,
wherever you are... ♪
335
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,682
Including cute ones.
336
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,162
You're lying.
337
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,859
No. You're dying.
338
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,732
And this time,
I won't lose my nerve.
339
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,475
♪ Go too far
340
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,607
Vampire powers are so fun.
341
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,696
♪ Come out, come out,
wherever you are. ♪
342
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,706
This is impossible.
343
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,883
I give up.That's not an option.
344
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,189
This is your plan, remember?
345
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,062
Okay, "If you pray twice a day
346
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,759
"beneath a false face,
347
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,630
"you'll be as blue in the face
as I am.
348
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,110
Who am I?"
349
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,025
Wait.
350
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,071
I know the answer.
351
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,681
You're a
gullible moron
352
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,336
who's doomed us
to remain in Limbo forever.
353
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,730
Knock it off, Ted.
Things are bleak enough
354
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,906
without you saying
stuff like that.
355
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,824
He's right.
356
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,392
I am a desperate man.
357
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,264
I'm dead.
358
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,831
I can't help my daughters,
Hope is on a rampage,
359
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,791
and my students are dealing
with all of it alone.
360
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,706
Maybe the mistakes
I've made in the past
361
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,186
and continue to make
362
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:24,146
means that this
is the fate that...
363
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,150
that I deserve, but not you.
364
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,766
I used to feel that way
being a foster kid.
365
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,465
Bouncing around from house
to house all the time.
366
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,380
I mean, if no one ever
wants you to stay,
367
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,425
there's got to be something
wrong with you, right?
368
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,819
But then, Rafael
walked into my life
369
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,603
feeling the same way.
370
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,084
He blamed it
on his anger issues,
371
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,696
felt he was, uh, doomed
because of them.
372
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,829
So doomed he didn't
even bother to unpack
373
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,048
the four things he
owned from his suitcase.
374
00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,182
Then I realized
how wrong he was.
375
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,879
I mean, he had to be.
376
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,881
He was one of the best people
I had ever met.
377
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:08,495
Which meant
I was wrong about myself.
378
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,585
And once I convinced him
of that, and myself,
379
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,369
we unpacked our bags together.
380
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,197
Became brothers.
381
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,635
Look, however the three
of us got here, our sins
382
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,637
don't define us
unless we let them.
383
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,466
I promise, you're just one good
moment away from believing it.
384
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,038
So, why not make this...
385
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,171
...that moment?
386
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,745
Hands together.
387
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,534
Pray twice a day.
388
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,320
Like the hands of a clock.
389
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,017
That must mean
the clocktower.
390
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,064
Oh, we can work with that.
391
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,372
Welcome back, Ted.
392
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,243
I know what I would do.
393
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,550
If someone I loved was
hurting, I-I'd march
394
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:07,423
right up to the gods' palace
or whatever, and be like, "Dude,
395
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,469
are you my dad or what?"
396
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,514
That's exactly what I did.
397
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,125
Hopefully, my plea didn't
sound that ridiculous,
398
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:18,086
but what father wouldn't
want to help their son, right?
399
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,958
Mine, as it turns out.
400
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:26,616
The gods of our village
lived atop a high mountain.
401
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,879
I brought Ash to the threshold
402
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,708
beyond which mortals
could not pass.
403
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,015
There, I cried out to my father
404
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,060
for the first time.
Father!
405
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:40,195
Not for his love, but his help.
Where are you?
406
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,197
But he never came.
407
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,070
And so I took matters
into my own hands,
408
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,724
as I had my whole life.
409
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,647
But Ash was not a god
as I supposedly was.
410
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:32,595
And that is how I learned
my mother's story was true.
411
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,077
Holy crap.
412
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,340
So, what'd you do?
413
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,864
I claimed my birthright.
414
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,301
Stole it, actually.
415
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,999
I can't imagine
that went over well.
416
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,654
It did not.
417
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,439
Do you know what separates men
from gods?
418
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,920
Togas?
419
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,401
Magic.
420
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:59,013
Magic that I hoped
would save Ash's life.
421
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:12,374
But it was too late.
422
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,420
Ash...
423
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,133
By the time I returned
with the fire
424
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:35,223
this world would come
to know as magic...
425
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,706
...Ash was dead.
426
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,667
I am so sorry.
427
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,061
And I think I know
what happens next.
428
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:50,325
The gods cursed you,
made monsters to hunt you down.
429
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,240
Gods didn't create monsters.
430
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:54,503
I did.
431
00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:59,116
Out of spite, I gave the magic
I stole to the village.
432
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,031
I figured, that way,
people could help themselves
433
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:04,121
instead of worshipping these
fickle, uncaring sky bullies.
434
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,733
I was foolish
to think that, too.
435
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,561
Why? What did they do with it?
436
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,432
What humans always do.
437
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:14,001
They sought the same power
and privilege the gods abused.
438
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:16,133
They didn't want to stop
worshipping the gods.
439
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,179
They wanted to be them.
440
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:21,791
And in their lust
for that power,
441
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,750
monsters were born.
442
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,058
Along with many
of the world's ills.
443
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:35,022
I'm cursed to this day
because I trusted them.
444
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,240
Perhaps I deserve it.
445
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,155
Like hell.
446
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,464
Look, I can't uncurse you
or whatever,
447
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,292
but I can give you
a place to stay
448
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,294
while we figure out how to.
449
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:49,036
A new home.
450
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,212
You got my vote,
is what I'm saying.
451
00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,434
I'm grateful.
452
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,088
But...
453
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,177
I can't accept.
454
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,704
Well, you can't leave, either.
455
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,402
Barrier spell, remember?
456
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:17,412
The blood of a god flows
through my veins.
457
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,501
Magic cannot hold me.
458
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,374
Farewell, Jed.
459
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,862
Oh, God.
460
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,647
He is so dead.
461
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,866
No crap, dude. You killed him.
462
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,920
Most vampires make that seem
a lot less painful.
463
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,141
Can I just get some space?
464
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,492
I don't want to get
a contact high.
465
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,196
Dude.
466
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,764
I am just as surprised
as you are, Jennifer.
467
00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:11,379
Thank you.
468
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,600
But I assume there's a reason
you saved my life?
469
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,646
I need your help.
470
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:23,565
Because as much as I want
to kill Hope Mikaelson,
471
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,524
I can't.
472
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,750
See what I mean?
473
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,230
I literally
can't kill her.
474
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,148
Try this.
475
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,585
If you can't kill 'em...
476
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,848
...maim 'em.
477
00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:54,596
Son of a bitch.
What is wrong with me?
478
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,035
I have a theory,
but as with all theories...
479
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,473
...it must be tested.
480
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,782
Okay, h-- Why did I do that?
481
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,567
It's bad enough
that I can't kill her.
482
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,569
Now I'm protecting her?
483
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,530
I think it's
time you told me
484
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,141
exactly how you became
a vampire.
485
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,581
It doesn't matter.
486
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,802
She won't be one
for much longer.
487
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:29,936
I found the answer.
488
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:33,983
Where's Ben?
489
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,289
Oh, Ben?
Yeah, he just, uh,
490
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:36,812
waltzed through that barrier
491
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,509
because he's a freaking demigod.
492
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:41,861
Then that is not
all that makes him special.
493
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:45,604
His blood was on
one of the creature's quills.
494
00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,390
Oh, that's weird.
495
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,566
I have wolf ears
and I can't hear anything.
496
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,089
Monsters can.
497
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,874
That is how they track him.
498
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,400
If I can spell a solution
to mute this frequency,
499
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,620
maybe I can free Ben
from his curse.
500
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,710
You know these are made
out of wood?
501
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,582
Ben's lucky he's not a vampire.
502
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,497
But MG is.
503
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,456
And I've just sent him
to find the monster.
504
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,198
Where you at?
505
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,461
It's cool.
506
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,898
You don't have to answer.
507
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,644
Not as long as your heart
is beating.
508
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,134
Damn, Ben.
509
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,223
You could've gotten
yourself killed.
510
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,964
Actually, I couldn't.
511
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,271
Jed said you
voted against me,
512
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,012
so why do you care?
513
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,493
Old habits die hard, I guess.
514
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,544
Run.
515
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,907
I'm surprised you escaped.
516
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,736
You usually suck at games,
'cause they're fun.
517
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,346
Turns out you showing up
was the hint I needed.
518
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,957
You made yourself
my problem, Lizzie.
519
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,654
All I needed to do
was find your key.
520
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,917
She won't be a problem
any longer.
521
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:23,223
I know. Motus.
522
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,487
Because now
that she's a vampire,
523
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,706
I know exactly how to kill her.
524
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,316
Technically, I'm a Heretic.
525
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,753
The Bibrid to your Tribrid.
Incendia.
526
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,452
Do you have a pencil
I could borrow?
527
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:38,673
Hope, Elizabeth
can do you no harm.
528
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:42,590
In fact, I'd be willing to wager
529
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:43,765
she'll do anything you say.
530
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,289
Like hell.
531
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,030
I'll take that bet.
Stop talking.
532
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:55,472
Whose blood was
in your system when you died?
533
00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:58,824
Answer him.
534
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,216
Beats me.
535
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,696
Whatever vampire
donated their blood
536
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,393
to the school's
first-aid kits.
537
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:05,134
What is happening?
538
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,483
It was my blood.
539
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:10,531
Which I'm guessing means
you're sired to me.
540
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,671
Just when I thought
this day couldn't get any worse.
541
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,412
Where'd the artifact go?
542
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,023
I don't know.
543
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,677
Especially as it weighs
over 500 pounds.
544
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,592
That's not
the only thing missing.
545
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,638
That stoner chick's gone, even
though I compelled her to stay.
546
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:33,075
Well, then it sounds like
you suck at compulsion.
547
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,816
It was my first one, okay?
548
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,557
Now, will you please let me
stop hopping around
549
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,341
on one leg like a drunken bunny?
550
00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:41,649
Being mind-controlled is a major
violation of my agency.
551
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,086
Fine.
552
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,134
Though you did just try
to compel someone,
553
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:49,744
and I make the rules, remember?
554
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,963
Right.
Mm.
555
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,312
Son of a...
Please.
556
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,879
I am as shocked
as you both
557
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,925
that your dynamic
could become even stranger.
558
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,884
But we cannot let
559
00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,974
an immensely powerful artifact
that may have ties to the gods
560
00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,019
loose into the world.
561
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,025
Okay. I'll find it.
562
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,897
But I'm only doing this
because I don't want her
563
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,115
stuffing me in it.
564
00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,813
Know the feeling. Sucks.
565
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,251
Sweet. Now I can blow
this Popsicle stand
566
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,992
before she gets back.
567
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:23,647
I've heard becoming a vampire
heightens your emotions.
568
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,084
I assume it's true for Heretics?
569
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,781
Beats me.
570
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,828
Mine have always been
a little heightened.
571
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:34,397
Because you're a good person,
Elizabeth.
572
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,792
So please, before you
leave, consider this:
573
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:41,187
Hope is in a very dark place,
574
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:44,843
and she's going after
an innocent student.
575
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,645
Need a hand?
576
00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,908
Already got one.
577
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,563
And that monster's got Ben.
Uh, most of him, at least.
578
00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,478
Story of his life.
579
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,567
And I think I've figured out
what his deal is.
580
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,874
You are our concern, MG.
581
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,353
You must get back
to the school at once.
582
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,833
The monster's quills
are made of...
583
00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:32,194
This thing can't kill me, but
it can sure as hell kill you.
584
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,196
Go!
585
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,937
Not our style
of leadership, right?
586
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,982
Speaking of style.
587
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:45,207
I-I mean, that looks dope,
but what's it gonna do?
588
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,080
It will protect Ben
so long as he wears it.
589
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,385
If I am right.
590
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,707
Booyah. I know submissive
behavior when I see it.
591
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:07,926
You nailed it, Cleo.
592
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:13,757
It looks like it's...
593
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:15,759
thanking you.
594
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:18,284
It seems like my curse
is also its curse.
595
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:26,292
So I guess I should
thank you, too.
596
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:29,077
Yeah, I don't know, dude.
You're still missing an arm.
597
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,820
I'll mend.
598
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:43,831
You're just full of
surprises, aren't you?
599
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:46,007
You mind telling me why
you're stealing that thing?
600
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:47,748
Or better yet,
601
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,489
why my locator spell
didn't work on you.
602
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,404
I had to follow your scent.
603
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:53,667
Uh, it's a long story, man.
604
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:54,929
Well, I'm immortal, so...
605
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,714
Immortality's a bitch, huh?
606
00:32:57,758 --> 00:33:00,065
I mean, not really. But I am.
607
00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:01,457
So start answering
my questions
608
00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:03,068
or I'm gonna rip your arms off
609
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,591
and beat you to death with them.
610
00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:06,680
Well, I'm a pacifist.
611
00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,248
So I don't really want
to hurt you.
612
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,424
Don't worry. You won't.
613
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:24,393
Sorry, tiny angry dude, but...
614
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,266
you don't want to know the
things that you think you do.
615
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:29,964
First of all, ow.
616
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,922
Second of all,
now I really need to know.
617
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:38,538
Then for what it's worth,
I really wish you didn't.
618
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,719
Hey, bitch.
619
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:49,853
Okay, whatever you two are,
I want no part of it.
620
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,551
Not an option, apparently.
621
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:53,640
Well...
622
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:56,860
...then it's time to get high.
623
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:04,651
Well, you don't see that
every day.
624
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,089
What the hell is she?
625
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:11,658
If I had to guess? A god.
626
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,669
This is probably gonna hurt.
627
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:23,844
Always does.
628
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,759
That's the point.
629
00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:27,717
Yeah, because you're Prometheus.
630
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,157
People don't think I'm smart,
631
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,768
but the grades I get
aren't for lack of trying.
632
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,639
I do the reading.
633
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,338
Especially when it comes to
something as badass as the gods.
634
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,731
It's more just "bad,"
in my experience.
635
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,302
You're the bastard son of a god.
636
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,174
I mean, you stole fire...Magic.
637
00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,480
Whatever. From the gods
and gave it to the people.
638
00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:55,832
That sucks it didn't
work out, but...
639
00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,834
that's a baller move.
640
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,489
♪ Stark, black night
641
00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:03,536
♪ I'll go...
642
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,451
So the gods punished you
643
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,323
by chaining you to a rock
so eagles could eat your liver.
644
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,195
And cursed you
to heal by sunrise
645
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,676
so you could feel that same pain
again the next day.
646
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,504
Forever.
647
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,159
♪ Oh, I can see it now...
648
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,380
So, there was a rock and chains,
but no eagles.
649
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:22,903
Just monsters.
650
00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,255
That is my story and my curse.
651
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:31,259
And theirs, too, apparently.
652
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:35,307
The myths that persist today
are a gross oversimplification.
653
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,787
The names are all wrong,
for example,
654
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,747
because you could never
pronounce my real one.
655
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:44,098
♪ Without you,
it wouldn't be right... ♪
656
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,622
But I've come to prefer Ben.
657
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,799
It's simple, like Jed.
658
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:54,282
And I like simple.
659
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,632
Well, then, buddy, I'm your guy.
660
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:01,942
You can't be,
because I can't stay.
661
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,422
The hell you can't.
662
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,685
Look, once a month,
I wake up in chains, too.
663
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:09,036
Covered in what I pray
is my own drool.
664
00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:12,039
Being cursed is
pretty much a requirement
665
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,954
for being
at the Salvatore School.
666
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:17,349
♪ Oh, I'll face all these
things, but without you... ♪
667
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,089
Give it a shot.
668
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:22,615
I suppose remaining here beats
669
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:25,661
passing through the small
intestine of a gorgon again.
670
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,239
Why the long face?
671
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,067
You said you wanted
to destroy that thing.
672
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,982
Mission accomplished.
673
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,766
Gods exist.
674
00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,204
If Aurora ever found that out...
675
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,205
Well, that's your problem.
676
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,771
Actually, it's not.
677
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,860
Which is why I'm so depressed.
678
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,385
As much as I don't want it,
I need your help.
679
00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,256
That's better than killing me,
I think.
680
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,084
Care to elaborate?
681
00:36:57,127 --> 00:37:00,566
Truth is, as powerful
as being the Tribrid makes me,
682
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,350
I've been waltzing into traps,
683
00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:05,266
being blindsided ever since
I shut off my humanity.
684
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,268
I care so little about,
well, everything,
685
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,792
that I have been reckless, so...
686
00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:12,317
While I shudder at the thought,
I need a partner in crime
687
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,796
to take Aurora down.
688
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,929
More like a canary
in the coal mine.
689
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:19,367
Going after gods
and bitchy vampires?
690
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:20,977
Hard pass.
691
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,110
You're sire-bonded to me.
692
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,112
You can't pass.
693
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,378
Hope?
694
00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,293
Just imagine
how annoying
695
00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,947
Heretic me will be.
696
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,601
See how heightened
my desperation is right now?
697
00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,907
That's gonna get old real quick.
698
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:40,562
Not to mention, all my friends
are gonna come looking for me
699
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,825
the second they find out
what happened.
700
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:45,219
Not if you do what I tell you.
701
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,483
Which you have to.
702
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,226
Pukwudgie.
703
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,836
Excuse me?
704
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,796
Aw, he's a good
little Pukwudgie,
705
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,015
a woodland sprite
from Native American lore.
706
00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,148
They can be quite
peaceful and playful,
707
00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,758
when not beholden to a curse.
708
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,804
Did you see how he teleports?
709
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,329
I think we may have finally
found out
710
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,679
what Ethan's monster side is.
711
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,115
Uh, speaking of,
712
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:14,074
does this mean
that him and Kaleb
713
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,815
can come back to the school?
714
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,643
It does.
715
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:20,689
Though I thought you and Ethan
were no longer friends.
716
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:25,477
I was quick to judgment today.
717
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,392
Good thing you and Jed weren't.
718
00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:30,046
You're a good
leader, Cleo.
719
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,440
The kind I've always
wanted to be.
720
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:35,574
That makes sense, because
at every turn, I asked myself,
721
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:39,752
what would the MG
I know and respect do?
722
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,015
Seriously?
723
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,931
You are a fine leader, too,
Milton.
724
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,280
No matter what Hope said.
725
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,934
Thanks.
726
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,720
I am a little on tilt
with Lizzie being gone.
727
00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:54,244
Now with the monster
problem handled,
728
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,377
I can finally go find her.
729
00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:00,338
I was gone for
like five minutes.
730
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,472
And that is the ugliest
emotional support animal
731
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,344
I have ever seen.
732
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,216
Lizzie, where have you been?
733
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:14,090
Hug first. Talk later.
734
00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:23,448
You should probably sit down.
735
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,493
A lot's happened on my end.
736
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,892
You think he bought it?
737
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,633
If there's one
thing I've always
738
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,853
been able to do,
it's manipulate Milton Greasley.
739
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,899
Even in astral-projection form.
740
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:43,903
As far as he's concerned,
I am going to spend some time
741
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:46,253
with my mom to get accustomed
to being a vampire,
742
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,560
and you are too dangerous
to be around.
743
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,432
At least that last part's true.
744
00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,434
But I hate that you made me
lie to him.
745
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,218
Get over it.
This could be the beginning
746
00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,395
of a beautiful, mutually
beneficial relationship.
747
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:58,961
Hope, for the last time,
748
00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,746
I don't want to do this.
749
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,401
I haven't even gotten my head
around being immortal,
750
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:06,534
much less being immortal
and on a suicide mission.
751
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:09,929
So mutually beneficial, my ass.
There is nothing in this for me.
752
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,278
Sure, there is.
753
00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,498
Because once Aurora is dead,
754
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,108
I'll make you promise
not to kill me
755
00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,675
and I will send you on your way.
756
00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:18,677
You'll be free-ish.
757
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,462
Do you really expect me
to believe that?
758
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,986
I could make you. It's easier.
759
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,293
Don't bother.
760
00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:28,164
Codependency is my crutch.
761
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,471
And if I have to
help you kill anyone,
762
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,081
Aurora's pretty high up
on my list.
763
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,866
Great.
764
00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,171
You drive while I nap.
765
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,528
Ted was right.
766
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:45,007
The riddle was leading us here,
which...
767
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:47,880
not exactly what
I was expecting.
768
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,448
Okay, so, new riddle.
769
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:53,015
What the hell is this place?
770
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,844
Well, like you said, the sphinx
has never lied to us, so...
771
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:59,108
someone in here must know
their way out of Limbo.
772
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,502
Yeah.
And if not,
773
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:03,373
at least we can get a drink.
774
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,984
Yes.
775
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,594
Three bourbons.
776
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,161
Coming right up.
777
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:09,554
You're new to this
establishment,
778
00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,120
so that'll be three coins.
779
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,079
Bet you wish you
had some more
780
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,298
of those coins now, mate, hmm?
781
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,784
What's the matter, gents?
782
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,786
Never seen a jinni before?
783
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,485
Blue in the face.
784
00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:31,140
Bingo.
785
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,711
On second thought,
hold those drinks,
786
00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,713
'cause we're gonna need
three wishes instead.
787
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,978
Then you've come
to the right place.
56017
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