All language subtitles for Episode 20

Am I not good looking?

And was I wrong when I went around thinking
I was a hero.

I was wrong?

Now if you give your heart at the wrong place,
this will happen.

No, does a person give their heart themselves?

Did you give your heart after thinking.

I didn’t get a chance to think and understand.
Oh buddy, think now.

You will find someone.

The car of your love will be on track.

It doesn’t work like this Bills,

that if one tyre wears out,
you replace it with another.

The thing
you have added in this great urdu dialogue,

Billu Chaudary
has nothing to do with these.

Then what do you have to do with Pari?

Why do you give her so much margin,

she made you face a loss,
and you are stunned in silence.

Are you mad?

what could I have done? Shot her?

If it was me, you would have shot me.

Here are your earpods. Oh yes.

I found them in the washing machines Huh!

What would be left of them, then.

Yes,
they got washed out for free like my heart.

Washed out?

This torment was not mentioned in any book,
I never read about it, nor did I hear about it.

If you worn this tiger print shirt,
then you should have also worn animal print pajamas.

Leave this.

Either take out these animals from the TV,
or go inside the TV yourself.

Brother,

the English man does amazing work.
Wow. Wow. Wow.

They made an outclass documentary.
Check it out.

Should I check out the
English man’s work or should I look at my horse?

You sit here. Come on, Sabir.

Sabir, do you have a technical fault,

I mean a childhood defect or do these animals have
a magnetic wave or stench that attracts you towards them?

Brother,

it is such a pretty creation,
that you keep on referring to as animal.

Try and spend time with them once,
you will enjoy.

I am spending time with one right now.
What do you think?

Do humans live in this home?

I want that I remove the board of ‘Chadary Villa’
from the gate and put a board that says ‘Zoo’.

They speak all sorts of languages and you.

Brother,
why did you switch off the TV?

Because
I can only watch one animal at a time.

You tell me,

what happened to Tashi’s wedding cards?

We will get them tomorrow.

Son, if we don’t get them tomorrow,
then we will get them in heaven.

Because papa, as per his habit,

as per regular practice is going at the speed of 190

and his mood
and face will not care about anyone.

Brother, you calm him down

and let me complete this documentary.

The lioness has her eyes set on the swamp dear.

I am holding my breath because of it.

Son, take this, you breath again, okay?

I will tell papa that we will get the cards,

you are spending time
with your real brother and sisters.

Tell papa, whatever happens will be good.

Oh,
I wish I was in the jungle with these animals.

What a life I would have had.

She said it without thinking that

I am an ordinary looking boy.

There is nothing special about me.

She didn’t even find an inch,
even a little about me that is special?

Let me ask Shobby.

Hello.

Yo. Shobby.

What are you doing? Where are you?

God forbid, did robbers come in your house that
you are speaking in such a husky voice?

Bro, tell me something.

Bro,

am I an ordinary looking boy?
I am not good looking?

Huh?
You called me at 2:35 am to ask me this?

She says to me that
there is nothing special about me.

Who? Emma Watson?

Pari.

Buddy, will you now ruin my sleep
because of something useless a fake fairy said to you.

This will be accounted for separately on the
day of judgement.

Tell me. Bro,
doesn’t your brother have a killer smile.

Yo, you…

You know, you are not that ordinary.

There is something about you.

But I don’t know why Pari doesn’t see it.

Try wearing my glasses, you will see it.

Grandma.

You have your eyes on
Pari even when you are sleeping?

Go to sleep.

I will see you in my dreams as well.

Hey, is everything fine, Billu?

I didn’t sleep all night.

Hey, there is a couplet.
Now you remember a couplet.

He too found the air of the city of love,

he too Amjad lives really worried.

Uncle,
I don’t understand this funda of love?

Then what has ruined the sleep of my lion,
Billu.

Tell me something completely unbiased,
keeping our love aside.

Look at me carefully.

How do I look by my face?

You are my prince. Lion.

I don’t have your pictures enlarged on the back of
my trucks for no reason.

Then why does that idiotic Pari say to me that
I am ordinary looking,

there is nothing special about your face,
Billu Chaudary?

You are laughing?

Hey,

Salma used the same dialogue in the start.

I stood in front of the mirror for two days.

The mirror started to speak, Billu.

The mirror said, stop it Chaudary,

will you kill me now?

Whatever it is,

but is this something you say to anyone’s face?

Hey son,

this love makes a person special.

Before that everyone is ordinary.

Just like my Billu has said
yes to the proposal for my love.

Remember one thing, grandpa.

I am getting married because you asked me to

or else I knew that in our family,

there is no permission for a love marriage.

You have to remember.

Prince. My lion.

There is no one like you. I know that.

Go son,
go tell your mother to send really good milk tea.

Live long.

Is everything fine?
Did someone steal your cement bags again? Hey, no.

Since last night,
Paro’s father in law has me really worried.

What does he say?

During our conversation he was telling me that

the boy likes an 1800 cc car.

and this,
that does Tooba have a share in my home?

Hey, what cheap people did you
fix your daughter’s wedding in?

No, no, I got it fixed with people I know.

But you know what they say,

either the one who takes the path knows,

or the one who has been through it.

By the way, buddy, forgive me.

they are not talking like people from a good family,

so be careful.

It’s a mess. The world is filled with greed.

Why are you ruining the milk after us?

Sorry,

I am really worried since last night.

Who are you fooling?

Me? Bills? Or yourself? I am worried.

Why do you talk to me like this?

Because I really think that
you are fooling everyone.

I can swear,

I don’t want to marry Bilal.

Why?

I…I…I cannot tell you that.

So what can I do?

You tell me a way in which
Bilal says no the wedding himself.

Are you speaking the truth?

I cannot swear on everything.

Then do one thing,

do everything that Bills dislikes.

How would I know what he doesn’t like?

I am here,

I have done a PHD on him.

Meaning my work will be done.

100%. If you follow my orders…
I mean my advice.

Fine.

The tea is spoilt,
you will have to make it again.

Someone like me has written this English.

Be quiet, and remove this from in front of
my name using a whitener.

Sabira!

Who proofread these cards?

Brother, I did the proofreading.

I don’t know how this happened.

Everything was ruined by the
one assigned to do the job.

Did you not find anyone else,
you had to misspell the name of the groom?

Thank God you are getting married,
is it something small?

Every friend I am showing it to,
is making fun of me.

Hey, they are not making fun of your name,
but your age. Think about that.

and they changed my gender,

they made me Sabira, instead of Sabir.
I am still standing here patiently.

Tashi,

your brother in law called.

He said take out time today,
about an hour,

and check the sherwani at the tailor’s.

First, you check this card.

Hey, Oh my God,
who is this Sabira Chaudary?

Him.

Oh, Sabir,
how did you change your gender overnight?

No sister in law, it’s a mistake.

You can see brother Sabir’s name misspelled

and you cannot see that they changed
my name from Tashfeen to Tashafee.

Hey, first fix his name,

even if my gender is changed,
I will compromise.

I am tired. I have a cricket match,
I will fix the rest when I come from there.

Hey…To hell with you. Tashi, son,
my brother, my love,

there are few days left for the wedding,
go get your face polished a little.

It wont make a difference.

This is my face,

not a tile from uncle Ramazan’s home,
that I polish it.

Oh. Oh. Oh.
the nearer the wedding days get,

I don’t see no light on his face,
but he is losing his mind. Huh?

My brother got upset.

Look at that, young man, Sabira Chaudary.
I am erasing the ‘a’.

Oh, come on.

Tell me more are you satisfied seeing the card?

I think you are not satisfied.

I am also satisfied,

seeing things go wrong for you.

What are you taking revenge from me for?

Ask your heart.

I don’t have a heart now.

You have just now realized that
you have a heart.

Pari.

Yes? This yellow jeep is worth more to
Billu than his own life.

You will see, I will hit a shot and put such a dent that
it will not be removed all his life.

Well done.

What are you two whispering?

Nothing, you bowl, I am going to hit a big six.

See how upset you look.

You keep on making wrong guess yourself.

Oh God, they have not understood and
they will never understand what I am saying.

Paro,

sort yourself out.

Leave me, you get your facial done.
Can you not see how dull your skin is.

Then mind your head.

Yes. Yes. Bowl.

Ouch! Oh!

Oh, thank God the eye got saved,

or else mama, a blind groom would have
looked so weird on his wedding.

Is it bruised? Yes.

What do I say about bruises?
My body and soul is completely bruised.

I swear
I didn’t think of it after seeing the bruise.

Mr. Atashi got the evil eye.

Nimmo, you do one thing,
take a black goat and sacrifice it.

No grandma,

look at him,
things have progressed further from a goat to a camel.

Then sacrifice a camel.

After all, who knows, what will happen.

No, tell me,

who made this home into Gaddafi stadium?

Sister Pari hit the four.

Tooba asked me to hit in that direction.

Towards me?

No, no, towards Billu’s jeep.

The boundary like was there.

If the ball had hit my jeep,

I would have picked up the entire Gaddafi stadium
and thrown it in the lawn of your home.

Straight up.

I was not batting, Pari was.

This four that has been printed on my face,
what do I do about it?

Be strong, be patient, my brother.

What else can you do?

Elder sister,
should I do the cold fomentation?

Huh? Yes, yes, you do it.
I know you can do it well.

Yo, uncle.

Tolerate it.

Your wedding is around the corner.

You save your head,
your wedding is also around the corner.

let me apply this cold pack.
I will do it lightly, my brother.

Oh. Are you fine? Lightly. Lightly.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Come on.

Papa, don’t please.

Then become like a rooster.

Papa, it means the same thing.
Don’t make me do all this.

You treat the roosters of the entire country
and you cannot even do this.

Papa, I will hold my ears like this.
I wont be able to hold my ears from between my legs.

Okay, if you cannot hold it from between the legs,
then become a ‘chargha’.

Its arms are like this. Papa, forgive me.

You are impressing us with your education,

you got your own name misspelled. Damn it.

You became a female from male.
You got Sabira written as your name.

Idiot. Such…

Papa, did you call?

What is this stupidity?

You too got the news? How?

Some doctor made fun of papa.

I whatsapped the card to Dr. Salma.

Dr. Salma?

All year long
she gives me a concession in the fees,

so I need to invite her on Tashi’s wedding.

Fine,
then why are you giving so much justification?

Because she has scolded papa badly,

that who is the idiot who printed a card
with so many mistakes.

So you should have told her that
we have an animal doctor.

At times he is not able to see properly.

Yo grandpa. Let’s go grandpa.

Come on,
lets go give the card to Dr. Salma.

One minute. One minute.

How many cards do we have to give her?

What do you mean how many cards?

We only have one wedding at our home.

It’s a different that
the groom cannot show his face.

But papa is saying he has whatsapped the card.

You surprise me brother.

It doesn’t look nice that
we whatsapp the card to such a good doctor and invite her.

He has become so smart after getting the
wrong card printed. Uncle. Uncle.

Yes?

Quickly give me one, two, three,
four, five, six, one million only.

I have to take the bride shopping for the wedding.

Child, the money is kept with you,
spend as much as you want.

Hey, I had forgotten.

Fine, I will use that..
Hey, what is the storm?

Don’t waste money.
Just spend what is necessary. That is it.

Here we go.

When its our turn,
the quiet one started crying.

Hey, I have to take quiet one for shopping.

Come my quiet one take out the car,
we will go shopping. Come my son.

Child, shop as much as you want.

The wedding is the home of Hoshyarpuris.

Open up! Open the windows and doors,
son. its really suffocating.

Yes papa, I will do it just now.
The obedient animal doctor. Very nice.

Hey, leave me. why are you treating me like a train.
Idiot. Have you lost it?

Mama, listen to me.

You are my good mother, right?

In fact, you are not a normal mother,

you are Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa.

Look Billu,

every time you call me this Mother Teresa,

I get scared.
I know you will make me spend a lot of money.

Mama, it is not about spending money?

Then what is it? It must be something stupid.

Yes.

At this time sisters help brothers.

Billu Chaudary doesn’t have a sister,
so what can he do?

you make a sacrifice.

You don’t act like my mother,

act like my sister.

Oh. Damn it.
Why are you making me your younger sister?

What is the issue? Tell me.

If I tell you will you get upset?
Look, Billu, I don’t have time,

I have a lot of work to be done for the wedding,
Tell me quickly.

Me and Pari are getting married, right?

You are getting married.
If you don’t like her, then don’t get married,

it doesn’t make a difference to me. say no.

Hey, no, no, no. Don’t say no.

she makes such great fried flat bread,

and she does the work of the kitchen in minutes.

No, sister in law Nimmo, no.

Huh? What? When am I saying no?

Then what is your problem?

I was saying that can
I take Pari shopping?

Hey you don’t even know how to bargain.

You will go and check your card cashed
and spend all the money.

Hey, I don’t want money.
Billu Chaudary has grandpa’s card.

I am talking about the same card,
give me the card.

I will give you the card back. Listen to me.
For God’s sake,

please stop the magician grandma Malka,
she should go along, that is it.

Okay,

you want to use filmy dialogues on her when alone.

You make mama understand.

You have resigned from a fourteenth grade job.
Have you not? You can make her understand?

What do you think?

sister in law Nimmo will say no?

Yes. She will never say no.

You have no idea,
she will be a really broadminded mother in law.

In the history of our family, the smartest,

broadminded and great mother in law award
will only go to sister in law Nimmo.

What minded?

Enlightened, modern, broadminded.

Okay, if I am broadminded, and what else?

Enlightened, fashionable, modern,
then son what is left? You take her.

Aunt,

thank you.

Say thank you to your mother.
Why are you thanking your aunt?

Do your lips get stuck thanking your mother?

No, will this small thank you be enough for you.

This year, we will get you
the award for the best mother in law of the year. Yes.

Okay, so will they put a band on me?

They will put the band on and uncle.
What will uncle stand and do? Clap.

Good Pari,

in our times a song was really famous,

don’t look at me with those killer eyes,
I will die.

Oh my love, I will die.

Whatever you are doing with Pari,

she actually wants to go the skies.

Fine. Fine. then you fly and
what we will do is send our flying saucer in flight.

The flight will bring you down,
and I will get you married to Billu boy, hah.

You have any idea,

he is forcefully marrying Pari
because his grandpa’s order.

Wow.

What an obedient young man.

These are the things about Billu boy that
have won grandma Malka’s heart.

Okay,

he has won your heart,

and you are marrying Pari.

Aunt, you have put us in trouble.

God forbid, what trouble?
I didn’t any demand any special meals from you.

No, it is not that.

Tashi is saying that
he will buy the wedding jewelry you like.

Now look at this.

Really?

How intelligent and smart boy.

He turned out to be decent boy from a good family.

Now see,

God knows where my sister in law
got married leaving this decent boy from a good family.

I feel that those people will be really idiotic.

Don’t say that child, this is really rude.

I am sure
those people must be from a good family too.

Anyway, tell me,
when are we going to the jeweler?

We will go out,
have an outing and have ice cream.

No, no, we don’t have to go anywhere,
the jewelry is coming home.

Really?

Very nice. Very nice. Pari,
we will do one thing,

we will also select your jewelry.

No, no, no, no.

Sister in law Nimmo is taking
Pari to buy her wedding dress.

No. No. Not at all.

Pari has no taste in clothes.

I will go myself and get your clothes, Pari.

Yes, yes, you take grandma.

have you see how stylish my clothes are.

Have you seen my saris,
the color combinations I have.

We have only seen sense,
we have not seen good clothes till now.

Okay, you check this,
select something and tell me.

I am in my room.

Show me. Show me.

Aunt, I have to talk to Pari freely.

You do it, who has stopped you?

Do it, who has stopped you.

We have ten CCTV cameras in our home,

and that grandma Malka,
she is not a grandmother,

she is the angel of death, she is always behind her.
She doesn’t give me a chance.

You are right about that.

She is still not ready to let
Pari go from under her wings.

Now tell me, what should we do?

I think only one person
can take sister Pari out of this home.

Who? You?

No, not at all.

Let me know. Who is she or me?

Bro, this is not fair.

Look, listen to me Bunty Chaudary,

you are my lovely younger brother.

What if I punch you and break your jaw.

Billu Chaudary is not in the position to
tolerate such fundas right now.

Tell him.

Ask uncle Tashi,

sister Pari has recently injured him.

What do I say to him?

That, he takes her out with any excuse,
and you can hijack her from outside.

Hey Bunty Chaudary, a kiss here,

and I don’t have time to kiss you on the other side,
because I have to go to uncle Tashi’s room.

Good.

You are right,
we have no importance in this home.

That is why I ask you to study,
to learn something

or else all your life you
will be doing the accounts for these trucks and trolleys.

Accounts reminds me,
I have to do my math homework.

Oh God, useless boy.

You think she doesn’t like you?

Yes,

that is why I want to confirm.

and if she confirms,

how will you say no to uncle?

I will do something, bro.

By the way,

between us,

why are you marrying that girl?

Because it has grandpa’s happiness

and Billu Chaudary can even give his life
for grandpa’s happiness. You know this.

Buddy, I will not be able to digest this
dialogue of yours in today’s time.

Hey, you have your digestive medication later.

Right now talk to Pari. Please, buddy.

and if she doesn’t agree, then?

For God’s sake, uncle.

I beg you, in this long life of yours,
at least convince one girl,

please. No, do you want to fight an election
with your flawless young age and great past?

Okay, Fine. Fine.

Tell Bunty to send her.

Uncle, thank you. Ouch.

I think this Pari,
flying saucer will fool everyone.

After all, what does that girl… Shh…

After all, what does that girl have that
Bills is ready to marry her so quickly? Huh?

This is the magic of love,

it speaks volumes.

A person doesn’t learn even
after learning a lesson.

Look at Tashi,

a person can give false hope. No.

You know,

we shouldn’t have come here.

Coming near I found out that
there is peace in distance.

Don’t be so sad.

My whole life has become a sad movie
and you are asking me not to be sad.

Ouch. Child,

you have not left this face
worth showing to anyone,

help me finding a wedding gift for the bride.

I am sorry.
I didn’t hit you with the ball on purpose.

You leave the ball,

come to the shopping mall with me.

How can I go? Take aunt Nimmo.

I had asked her,

she brought an old bracelet and she says make it work.
This is mistreatment, right?

Yes this is mistreatment.

Take the kitchen aunty.
Take aunt Shabbo along.

How can I take her?

The whole house wants her
to do something every five mintutes.

If I take her, then everyone will make noise that
where did Tashi take Shabbo?

Should I talk to aunt Paro?

No.

I was not able to do anything for her,

should I put her in a new test,
now?

Yes,

this will be wrong with her,
she will be really hurt.

It’s a matter of thirty minutes,
we will just go and come.

Yes,

lets take grandma along, her choice is great.
Yes, take her.

I had told you earlier that
we don’t need to inform the world.

If sister Nimmo
finds out she will break my legs.

But how can I leave without informing grandma?

The jeweler is coming in a while.

I swear to you,

our women wont let him
move before four hours.

But grandma…

Hey nothing will happen,
no one will even pay attention.

And then Bunty is there,
he will handle it. Shall we go?

Okay fine, lets go then.

Okay. Come on. Come on.

Let’s go.

Yes, let’s go. You go the car in the porch,
I will just go change and come.

Okay.

What gift do you want to get for your bride?

You tell me.

I think you get a locket.

The one that has a heart,
you can even add a picture inside.

Hmmm…

Yes,

so we can get a diamond ring it’s a good show too.

Yes. Hmmm…

Why are you responding to
Hmmm to everything?

Did you bring money?

Yes, money is not an issue.

Then why do you look worried?

I…Pari, I..

I lied to you.

What lie?

Bilal wanted to talk to
you about something important.

So I lied to you and brought you here.

What?

If grandma finds out she will chop off my legs,
and she will not leave you either.

Please don’t tell her. Please.

Miss Dilshad says that
you shouldn’t lie to the people who trust you.

You are such a big fraud.

What is this method?

Nothing, I just tried to do things differently.

You have lied to grandma
and brought Pari.

Yes, lying is a sin.

No problem I will apologize to her.

I have to talk about three-four important things to you.

Don’t say anything wrong.

Billu Chaudary doesn’t have any such funda,
do you understand?

I will just tell you.

The jeweler still hasn’t come yet, right?

I had told you earlier, lets go to his shop.

Listen,

the thing that can be done at home,
what is the need to go out and get tired for it?

I understand your taste,
you want that you go for an outing

and snacks. Right?

Feed me.

hello.

Handsome young man, do something for me.

Yes. Please. Please.

Check where Pari is.

She is in aunt Tooba’s room.
She is very busy.

Oh.

She is sitting in the girl’s room with them.

Aunt,
get in the habit of staying separate from her.

Yes, after all,
you don’t have to sit with her all your life.

No, that I completely understand,

but you should know what the girl is doing,
right?

She is sitting with Paro and Tooba,

they are fixing the wedding dresses for Tashi,
so she is talking.

Don’t be so superstitious.

Come on. Get up. Get up young man.
Go get her.

Good boy.

Oh, I think the jeweler is here.
The jeweler is here. Yes. Yes.

Go. Go. Bring him. Go open the door,
quickly. Quickly.

This is what I wanted that
Pari too comes and selects the jewelry she likes.

Yes…Then I too will sit here and
see what sort of jewelry your jeweler brought.

What are you staring at Pari for?

No, I am not staring.

I am thinking that like I agreed in
my grandpa’s love that fine, I will marry Pari.

What is your helplessness?

Why?

Only you love your elder papa,

can Pari not love her grandmother?

Yo.

Congratulations,
this means we travelers of the same boat.

and you brought this boat here to sink it?

No. No. No. No.

I came to ask you that

if because of some pressure,

or if you are marrying me against your will,
then you don’t need to say no,

let me know I will take it on me and say no.
okay?

and the reason for this graciousness?

Your straightforwardness. I liked it.

And after all,

my inner feeling is that
you don’t deserve an ordinary boy,

and you yourself told me,

that I have an ordinary face.

How much do you love your elder papa?

Now how do I answer this?

if he asks me that marry this tree.
I will say, Yo grandpa, okay, done.

This is not love, this is madness.
You can call it anything.

If you don’t want to call it love,
call it mad love.

Huh?

You know who I saw when
I open my eyes for the first time?

Grandpa.

He has cared for me all my life.

There is nothing, not a wish,
that Billu Chaudary has wished for and grandpa didn’t fulfill it.

This is why when he said marry Pari,

you said fine, I will do it. The happiness on his face
was so much and grandpa happiness,

yo!

I can do anything for grandpa’s happiness.
Anything.

Pari has seen such love between grandpa
and grandson for the first time.

Idiot, you didn’t tell me,

why are you getting married?

The first thing is that no one asked Pari.

The second thing is that

grandma thinks you will look good with Pari
and the thing,

Pari will tell you herself today.