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Previously on This Is Us...
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My time with you is just--
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it's just been
the happiest time of my life.
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What do you say
we make it official?
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I am so, so happy for you.
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Thank you.
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And for you, too... Philip.
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Thank you.
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- Come on. Hey, no,
I just need to know...
- Get out.
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- ...if movie quotes
or impressions are allowed.
- No.
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- That's all.
- KATE: Yes.
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This is the last time
I'm doing this,
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so go crazy, brother.
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("Long Cool Woman"
by The Hollies plays)
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(kids laughing)
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REBECCA:
Guys,
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can we please eat our breakfast
like normal human beings?
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Hey, I mean it.
You're not puppies.
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(all barking)
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(all howling)
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(howling continues)
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(sighs)
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♪ Saturday night I was downtown,
working for... ♪
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Right on time, Ms. Pearson.
Just like clockwork.
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- Come on, kids.
- (exhales)
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♪ Whiskey bottles
piling high... ♪
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Hi, I'd like...
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- Pound of ham.
- Hey, pound of ham.
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Coming right up.
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♪ Bootlegging boozer
on the west side ♪
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Thank you.
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♪ People who are doing wrong ♪
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♪ Just about to call up
the D.A. man ♪
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♪ When I heard this woman
sing a song ♪
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♪ A pair of 45s made me
open my eyes... ♪
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HAIRDRESSER:
The usual?
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Actually, no.
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♪ Rise ♪
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Let's try something different.
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♪ Long, cool woman
in a black dress... ♪
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HAIRDRESSER:
All right. (chuckles)
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♪ With just one look,
I was a bad mess... ♪
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I'm sorry, but I don't need
my hair done today.
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Wh-- Uh, honey.
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Remember, we are going
to Kate's wedding today.
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And Kelly here
is gonna style your hair.
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But maybe not too glamorous,
because we don't want
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to upstage Kate
at her own wedding, now do we?
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What do you think?
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Yes, Kate's wedding. Okay.
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Okay.
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I know, I know.
I'm getting dressed,
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but the wife wanted stockings.
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What the hell
am I supposed to do?
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I got him, it's all good.
Let's move, Nicky.
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- Move.
- Loved the article, by the way.
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- Hated the picture.
- Oh, you know
I looked good, brother.
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(knocking on door)
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Yo. Morning, Miguel.
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Randall, wow.
You polish up real nice.
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- Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
- Wow, look at that.
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- RANDALL: Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
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- You excited for the day?
- Mm-hmm.
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Now remember, after I finish
with my reception toast,
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I'm gonna call you up to perform
the song on the piano.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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I'm excited.
I've... never been more ready.
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(tongue clicks)
I love it, I love it.
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Uh, folks are starting to head
down for the wedding photos.
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So, getting myself together.
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I just can't wait
for your father to get here.
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- What's that?
- Uh, Randall.
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It's okay, it's just been
a little bit of a slow morning.
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Honey, you are looking amazing.
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We're on the homestretch now,
aren't we?
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Uh, don't forget, when, uh,
you're done with your hair,
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we're gonna head downstairs
to do pictures with Kate.
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- REBECCA: Mm-hmm.
- MIGUEL: Okay? It's gonna
be a lot of fun.
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- REBECCA: Hmm.
- MIGUEL: Okay? So...
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Hey, uh, Randall?
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I-I wouldn't knock yourself out
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with all that medicine
right now.
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It's, uh,
it's constantly changing, so...
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I haven't seen that.
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I guess with the swearing in
and everything,
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I've missed some things.
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Yeah, well, it's, um,
it's been a rough month
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and the travel hasn't helped.
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But everybody's on board
with my plan to get
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the wedding photos knocked out
early so that she has
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a nice, long break to relax
before the ceremony.
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- (sighs)
- There is something
I'd like to ask you, though.
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Yeah.
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Are we sure about that part
on the side of your head?
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- You gonna mock me?
- I'm just...
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Because The New Yorker says
I'm a "rising star."
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So you should probably
address me accordingly.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Rising Star.
I'm sorry, uh, Senator Pearson.
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- Apologies, Senator Pearson.
- (laughs)
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You're a damn fool,
you know that?
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Yes. Look how handsome
you look, though.
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Is that government-issued
handsome?
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Just trying to keep up
with you, big guy.
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- Oh, I like that.
- (laughs)
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- RANDALL: I love you, Ma.
- I love you.
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All right,
see you guys down there.
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MIGUEL:
All right, see you there.
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♪
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TOBY: (over phone)
I want you to know
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that I see it now.
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- (knocking on door)
- Knock, knock.
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No, no, no. Really?
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You and Kevin have
serious boundary issues.
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Get out. You can't see Kate.
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Come on, Big Phil. No looky.
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Ladies, this is my second trip
down the aisle.
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And you know what
I learned the first time?
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That silly superstitions
have zero bearing
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on the outcome of marriages.
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So I'm gonna looky. Okay?
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I'm gonna looky real good.
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Fair enough.
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(exhales)
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Looky, looky.
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(phone chimes)
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Uhp, crap.
I have to dress the twins.
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BETH:
I'm gonna go with you.
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- See you downstairs.
- Goodbye.
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(door closes)
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Here we go.
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- Here we go.
- (chuckles)
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You don't mind me
sneaking a peek at you
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- before the day starts?
- Oh, hell no.
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I mean, I'm Zen Kate.
I'm Second Wedding Kate.
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I'm, like, the opposite
of a bridezilla.
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Like, I am cool with whatever
this wedding throws at me.
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- I'm cool.
- Mm.
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Sounds precisely like something
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someone who's overcompensating
would say.
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What's up?
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(exhales)
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Did you triple-- uh,
quadruple-check
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that the sheet music
is taped together?
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I don't want my mom
to rifle through
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while she's performing.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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I quadruple-checked.
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All right? Listen,
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you've been working on this
with her for a year.
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She'll be fine.
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Philip, "fine" doesn't cut it.
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It doesn't cut it. This...
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This is a melody she's played us
since we were kids.
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This means a lot to her,
and if something goes wrong,
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- she's going to be
utterly devastated.
- Hey, listen to me.
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She'll be fine, okay?
Just breathe.
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(inhales sharply)
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- (exhales)
- She'll be fine.
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(quietly)
Yeah.
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Yes. She'll lock in
once she finds her key.
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There you go.
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Kevin couldn't have
dressed the twins
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- while we were getting ready?
- BETH: I'm gonna leave him
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a penis doodle as punishment.
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(laughs)
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Oh, hold up.
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What's this?
(gasps)
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"I would never leave you lost"
in female handwriting.
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Is this a love letter?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. Beth, look, a bra.
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Ooh, and it's right next to
some kind of floral wrap thingy.
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Kevin.
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It's like a frickin'
crime scene in here.
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Huh.
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- There's even makeup
in the bathroom.
- (gasps)
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(rapid footsteps)
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Oh, that's actually mine.
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Kevin borrows
my foundation sometimes.
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We have the same skin tone.
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Kevin is having a secret
wedding weekend romance,
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and these are the clues.
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It's like a true crime whodunit.
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But with sex.
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(camera clicks)
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Who do you think
he slept with last night?
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KEVIN:
That's really good.
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Uh, maybe we do, uh, just one
without all the wine glasses.
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Huh?
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Okay.
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Yep. Just like that.
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("Take Five"
by Dave Brubeck playing)
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(Madison gasps)
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- It could be the wedding singer.
- (gasps)
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- Philip's friend.
- She was at the rehearsal
last night.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And they were talking.
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You ain't slick, Kevin.
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- You ain't slick, Kev...
- No.
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- Don't do that.
- Hmm.
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(indistinct chatter)
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MADISON:
(gasps) Wait.
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Did you see that look
Sophie just gave him?
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Did I see it? I felt it.
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- They have crazy
history together.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Insane history.
- Mm-hmm.
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But wait. She's married.
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- Oh, yeah. That's not her M.O.
- No.
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Hello...
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BETH/MADISON:
Ooh.
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BETH:
Then there's Cassidy,
his plus-one.
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- MADISON: Right.
Just as a friend, though.
- BETH: Mm...
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He sizzles, she sizzles,
they're both single.
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Let's keep our options open.
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- (laughs) This is gonna be fun.
- Yeah, it will.
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- Oh, but hey, girl, hey,
I'm just checking in.
- Hmm?
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You sure you're cool
with figuring this out?
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I mean, you were gonna
marry the guy.
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You have seen his junk.
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Beth. It was a half decade ago.
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I have five-year-old twins
with the man
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and a nine-month-old
with my husband.
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- I need this.
- (chuckles)
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So let's find out who he banged.
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Let's get our
Agatha Christie on.
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PHOTOGRAPHER:
Okay, Pearsons.
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Tuck in a little. Come on.
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Oh, you know what?
I was thinking,
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we got to be really careful
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who Senator Pearson
takes photos with.
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So, Elijah, bud? No offense,
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-but are we sure
you're not on any...
-Oh, boy.
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...you know, fugitive lists
or anything like that?
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You know, as designated
babysitter for the day,
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I just, I'm not gonna take
any crap from the Manny.
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- Ah.
- ALL: Ooh!
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All right, Senator Pearson,
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you better go get
your security detail.
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Elijah's getting aggressive.
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Uh, my daughters
are my detail, so I'm safe.
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Okay, you're trusting Annie
to stop a bullet?
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This is not
Kevin Costner-level security.
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She's really fast.
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Very funny, Jack.
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That's Kevin, Mom.
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Dad hasn't been with us
for a while, remember?
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- Uh, Randall...
- Why would you say that?
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- (shushes)
- No, no, no, no. S--
247
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,350
- W-Why would you say that,
Randall? Seriously.
- I'm right here. I'm right here.
248
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,284
- I'm right here. I'm right here.
- It's not true.
249
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,786
It's okay, I'm right here.
250
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,354
- I'm right here.
- I don't know
why he would say that.
251
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,256
RANDALL:
Sorry. I'm sorry, Mom.
252
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,128
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Okay, let's burn one on three.
253
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,632
One, two, three.
254
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,467
(camera shutter clicking)
255
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,370
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Great.
256
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,505
♪
257
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,382
(Jack groans softly, exhales)
258
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,217
Oh, wow. Look at these.
259
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,819
Look at these. We...
260
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,354
are gonna sell these
to help pay for college.
261
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,056
(chuckles)
Hey.
262
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,959
You know,
I can't remember the last time
263
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,127
I saw you wearing a hat.
264
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,029
Um...
265
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,831
I may have done something...
266
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,532
kind of stupid.
267
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,469
Oh. Wow.
268
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,839
Good wow or bad wow?
269
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,174
It's different. It's different.
270
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,210
I'm, uh... I'm-I'm...
271
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,511
I'm getting my head
272
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,713
- around it.
- Yeah?
273
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:46,714
Yeah.
274
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,816
KATE:
It's all right, Mom.
275
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:49,917
Hair grows back.
276
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,853
It's not all right.
I want old Mom back.
277
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,254
KEVIN:
Argh!
278
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,423
Walk the plank!
279
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,692
Wh-What is this?
What is he-- what is he doing?
280
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,028
He's playing Captain Hook.
281
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,430
Because he thinks
I look like Peter Pan.
282
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,199
(laughing)
283
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,400
(chuckling)
284
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,236
(laughing)
Oh, my God. He...
285
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,372
Uh, not funny, pal!
286
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,707
You look at me. Not funny.
287
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,008
No. Give me this.
288
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,210
All three of you,
dining table, right now.
289
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,881
We are gonna talk about how
you speak to your mother.
290
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,388
Okay, so that just happened.
291
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,858
It's the new normal.
292
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,625
I'm aware.
293
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,694
- Still, it's...
- Yeah.
294
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,696
She's been calling Kev "Jack"
on and off
295
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,365
for the past couple days.
296
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,532
Probably just triggered by,
you know,
297
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,534
the shake-up in her routine,
298
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,702
the wedding excitement.
299
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,873
Doctor says
we're at the stage where...
300
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,540
you shouldn't correct her.
301
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,942
You know?
Just-just roll with it,
302
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,744
you try to distract her
until the episode fades.
303
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,712
Still.
304
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,314
I know.
305
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,154
Maybe Mom
shouldn't perform later.
306
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,156
It's a lot of pressure.
307
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,992
Yeah.
308
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,294
Maybe it's too much.
309
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,829
Mm.
310
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,263
Uh...
(clears throat) Sorry.
311
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,899
May I interject?
312
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,433
Mm.
313
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,970
Music is good for the soul.
314
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,306
It's-it's been good
for her memory,
315
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,942
and, the doctors,
they encourage her to do it.
316
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,177
It's also why we have
the most...
317
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,446
bizarre wedding schedule
of all time
318
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,017
and why you'll be sitting
in your dress for 12 hours
319
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,919
like a bridal mannequin.
320
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,855
So that Rebecca gets
all the downtime she needs.
321
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,458
Hey.
322
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,260
Once she finds her key,
323
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,995
she'll lock in.
324
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,101
I'm gonna go check on her.
325
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,003
Yeah, I will come with you,
326
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,138
if you don't mind.
327
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,641
Zen Kate.
328
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,344
Your mother can
and will do this.
329
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,647
I have no idea
if Rebecca can do this.
330
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,683
I mean, th-this unfettered hope
that all will go well
331
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,886
does not come naturally
to an Englishman.
332
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,721
- Mm.
- I mean, I-I'm gonna try my best
to keep optimistic
333
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,958
that it'll all be okay,
because it will...
334
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,126
crush your sister if it doesn't.
335
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,128
Tell me, um, in the event
336
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,998
that she gets up on that stage
and starts to flounder,
337
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,367
do you have
any senatorial powers
338
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,369
to call a citywide blackout?
339
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,536
I do not.
340
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,472
Ah. Worth a try.
341
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,340
(elevator dings)
342
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,708
"You sip your drink,
343
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,177
deepen your breath."
344
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679
Oh, who writes love letters
anymore?
345
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,315
What, is Kevin's hookup
a World War II pilot?
346
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,051
Wait, this totally has
the cadence of a poem.
347
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,819
"With just one glance,
348
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,688
I'd take my chance."
349
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,523
- Yeah, a third grader's poem.
- (hisses)
350
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,858
Yeah, it's not great.
351
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,493
- Okay, then we have...
- (elevator dings)
352
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
353
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,530
- Hey, Kev.
- Hey.
354
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,731
- What's up?
- (hums)
355
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,233
Well, you look fresh and ready.
356
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,868
- Do I?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
357
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,369
Relaxing night or not so much?
358
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,171
Well, it was, you know...
359
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,606
Mm.
360
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,442
Yeah, well... (inhales sharply)
I went to bed so early
361
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,711
I feel like I missed out
on everything.
362
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,547
Anything, uh,
interesting happen?
363
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,182
(sighs)
You have no idea.
364
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,550
I feel like I need a nap.
365
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,886
- Huh.
- (elevator dings)
366
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,254
Oh.
367
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,722
- Hey, party people.
- Hey.
368
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,257
You know,
this hotel has a sauna.
369
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,292
That's, like, really swanky,
right?
370
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,694
- Yeah, it is.
- So swanky.
371
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,363
(quietly) Bet it gets
pretty hot and steamy in there.
372
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,597
Mm-hmm.
373
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,599
(whispering)
Oh. It's getting kind of chilly.
374
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,368
Can I get my wrap
from your room?
375
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,869
I think
I left it there last night.
376
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,238
The, like, floral wrap thing.
377
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,805
- KEVIN: Yeah. Course.
- Thanks.
378
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,975
(elevator dings)
379
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,877
(doors open)
380
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,884
All right, now listen up.
There is no making fun
381
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,553
of your mother.
382
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,656
If you don't have something nice
to say about her new haircut,
383
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,059
you don't say anything at all.
384
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,594
What about you, Jack? You...
385
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,230
haven't really said anything
about it since you saw it.
386
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,066
I love it.
387
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,268
You look great.
388
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,835
Like a hotter Jamie Lee Curtis.
389
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,972
But why did she cut it?
390
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,341
Well, Randall, uh...
391
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,943
I...
392
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,013
I wanted to try something
more fashion-forward, okay?
393
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,115
And I don't want
to talk about it anymore.
394
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,684
(exhales)
395
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,685
(grunts)
396
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,753
What's wrong with Mommy?
397
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,122
She looks like He-Man--
398
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,523
that's what's wrong with her.
399
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,425
(chuckles softly)
400
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,526
Not funny.
401
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,696
- MIGUEL: All right.
- NICKY: Ah.
402
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,099
- Uh-huh. Okay, okay.
- Look at that.
403
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,666
And...
404
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,302
- (Nicky chuckles)
- Mm-hmm.
405
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,270
- Hello!
- (gasps)
406
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,472
- Oh, come on. What is that?
- REBECCA: Oh!
407
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,142
- Oh!
- MIGUEL: There is no way.
- Oh, yeah. Uh, what?
408
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,176
- Where'd that come from?
- (chuckles)
409
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,611
- What?
- Are you palming cards?
410
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,013
NICKY:
Whoa! I'm a lover,
411
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,815
Miguel, but those
are fighting words.
412
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,683
- (laughs)
- I'm coming for you.
- RANDALL: Hey, Mom!
413
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,652
- How you feeling?
- Look at that.
- Hi, sweetheart.
414
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,622
Oh, good, good, good, if Nicky
here would just stop cheating.
415
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,291
- Oh! Et tu, Rebecca?
- MIGUEL: Ooh.
- Honey,
416
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,193
roll up your sleeves
so we aren't tempted to think
417
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,029
- that you're hiding something.
- Hey, just--
418
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,464
- Look, woman. Look at this.
- Oh, he's definitely
hiding something.
419
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,199
- Right?
- (chuckling)
420
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,535
Okay. Well, uh...
421
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,238
Hey, should we talk about
that reception performance?
422
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,140
Oh, no, I-I think we have, uh...
423
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,874
We still have plenty of time
before the ceremony.
424
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,045
And, clearly,
this game is over and tainted.
425
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,181
- (sighs)
- Why don't we let Philip get
his mind right for the nuptials
426
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,250
and you and I can go
and do our wine tasting
427
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,351
that we've been talking about.
428
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,685
That way,
we can replenish all the wine
429
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,220
that Philip's family
drank up last night.
430
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,022
(chuckles)
431
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,857
Yeah, I don't know
if now's the right time
432
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,026
- for a wine tasting, Miguel.
- Sure, it is.
433
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,894
Come on. I insist.
434
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,529
You go ahead, kiddo.
435
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,897
You just leave me
with the ladies.
436
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,333
We're gonna play
a new cheat-proof game.
437
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,369
Yeah. Keep the optimism afloat.
438
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,071
With a little merlot.
439
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,039
Oh, no, if anybody orders
any merlot, I'm leaving.
440
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,241
I am not drinking
any frickin' merlot!
441
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,379
You see the-- Sideways.
442
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,047
The movie. It was...
443
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,516
Okay. You know what, let's go.
444
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,352
- (birds chirping)
- (soft chatter)
445
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,022
(swishing)
Mmm.
446
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,558
- That is good.
- Mm.
447
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,797
It's one thing to understand
these changes in Mom.
448
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,932
It's another thing
to accept 'em.
449
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,367
And accept
that even more are coming.
450
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,770
Hey, should we, um,
try this older pinot next?
451
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,207
- Mmm.
- All right. Let's go with that.
452
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,875
Nice color.
453
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,412
What if she starts to think
I'm William?
454
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,615
Well, then let's toast
455
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,617
- to your mother
not calling you William.
- (sighs)
456
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,951
- Salud.
- Salud.
457
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,257
Mmm.
(swishing)
458
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,226
Oh, yeah. I'm getting, um,
459
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,228
- notes of tobacco.
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,629
Uh, is that cherry cola?
461
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,930
- I think so.
- Yeah.
462
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,498
- (sniffing)
- It's nice.
463
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,633
Total Christmas notes.
464
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,168
There's a toasty fireplace,
465
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,469
a-a fresh-cut wreath.
466
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,803
- It's...
- I mean, what if
this is the beginning
467
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,839
- of an even bigger slide, man?
- (chuckles)
468
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,341
- Okay, Randall, come on.
- Hmm.
469
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,775
- I mean, seriously.
- What?
470
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,513
I just thought
that we could both use a break
471
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,515
from talking about Alzheimer's
today.
472
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,684
- (takes deep breath)
- That is why we are here.
473
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,018
- You're right.
- 'Kay?
474
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,654
You're right, sir.
475
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,855
- I'll toast to that.
- All right.
476
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:09,989
- Salud.
- Salud.
477
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,695
Hey, Miguel,
I hate to say it. Um...
478
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,863
but every time we toast, man,
479
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,098
I've noticed a little
tremor there.
480
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,001
- Come on, Randall. Just tell me
what you're tasting in...
- Back up in the room earlier,
481
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,504
I saw some blood pressure meds
with your name on it.
482
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,480
Why don't we jump
to the cabs next?
483
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,849
I'm really excited
about tasting their big boys.
484
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,351
Okay.
485
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,355
Um, supposedly, this water here
is, uh, just amazing.
486
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,624
Thank you,
you bed-hopping relic.
487
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,493
(laughter)
488
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,530
- (laughter)
- (chuckles) Okay.
489
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,864
Edie's right, Nicky.
490
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,533
You're definitely Sophia.
491
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,734
Thank you.
492
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,169
You mean the promiscuous one?
493
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,004
No, the grumpy, old one.
494
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,706
Oh, Christ, I'm taking fire
495
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,374
- from all sides today.
- (chuckles)
496
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,810
Definitely something
Sophia would say.
497
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,913
Well, that would make
one of you broads the trollop.
498
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,581
- Oh-ho.
- EDIE: Oh, hush up.
- (knocking)
499
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,582
(gasps)
500
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,083
Jack.
501
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,019
Hey. There you are.
502
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,654
Come. Sit.
503
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,822
We're watching Golden Girls--
504
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,658
the one where, uh,
Blanche pops the balloon.
505
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,160
(chuckles)
506
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,395
♪
507
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,731
SOPHIA:
First husbands, then cute shoes.
508
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,566
What's wrong?
509
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,567
Nothing.
510
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,403
Um, nothing. I...
511
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,871
I don't know. I just...
512
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,507
had a rough night last night.
513
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,544
Oh.
514
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,413
Well, why don't we go take
a-a walk?
515
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,215
You can tell me all about it.
516
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,384
Yeah.
517
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,052
You know, that'd be good.
518
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,187
Mm. Okay.
519
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,393
We won't be too long.
520
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,898
(whispers)
You okay, kid?
521
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,701
Yeah.
522
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,536
Okay.
523
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,738
- Shall we?
- Mm-hmm.
524
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,540
(chuckles softly)
525
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,651
Oh, babe.
526
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,420
It looks good.
527
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,788
Okay?
528
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,590
It was just, uh...
529
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,125
an unexpected jolt.
530
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,960
- The kids hate it.
- (scoffs)
531
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,263
Hey, if we're taking style tips
532
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,565
from six-year-olds,
we're screwed.
533
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,134
I hate it.
534
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,137
Then why'd you cut it?
535
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,408
(sighs)
536
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,909
I'm-I'm...
537
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,844
on autopilot, Jack.
538
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,914
I can box the kids' lunches
539
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,682
blindfolded.
540
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,685
The guys at the deli
call me "Pound of Ham."
541
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,854
They know I'm a mom--
I reek of mom.
542
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,590
God, I-I don't want
to be Pound of Ham, Jack.
543
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,526
Please tell me
I'm not just Pound of Ham.
544
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,461
- Rebecca.
- (chair sliding)
545
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,364
You are not
546
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,032
Pound of Ham.
547
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,134
Okay?
548
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,203
You want me to go down to the
deli? You-you want me to go down
549
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,872
- and straighten
those idiots out?
- No,
550
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,007
Jack, no, I-I...
551
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,778
Sometimes I just
get tired of our routine.
552
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,314
And...
553
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,816
I want to feel spontaneous,
554
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,018
like we used to.
555
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,055
Come on, don't you ever
feel like this?
556
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,290
Honestly, I...
557
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,729
When I was a kid,
and we sit down at dinner,
558
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,332
we didn't know if my dad
was gonna explode on us or not.
559
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,001
If mom was gonna be crying.
560
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,971
I mean, those two were
just a high-wire act.
561
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,039
So...
562
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,376
I don't know, I mean, I-I...
563
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,480
I kind of find our routine
564
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,582
to be a bit comforting.
565
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,085
- So I'm awful.
- You're not awful.
566
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,857
I don't want to lose myself
and forget who I am.
567
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,028
I think I needed
to make a change
568
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,230
to remind myself
that surprising things
569
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,199
can still happen.
570
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,510
Give me a minute.
571
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,059
What's wrong, sweetie?
572
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,461
Mom?
573
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,796
Kev, talk to me.
574
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,232
I missed you at the bonfire.
575
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,034
Something happen last night?
576
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,136
Um, well, you know, per usual,
577
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,639
I find myself
in a bit of a pickle.
578
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,707
I'm really struggling, you know?
579
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,876
I feel like
I'm lost, romantically.
580
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,581
You okay?
581
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,882
- Mom?
- (scoffs)
582
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,584
He'll figure things out.
583
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,588
They just got married so young.
584
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,890
High school first love.
585
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,627
I think Kevin needs some...
586
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,229
time to figure things out
with her.
587
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,234
Yeah.
588
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,673
(glasses clink)
589
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,675
Wait, are we toasting
to Kevin and Cassidy?
590
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,643
Or to our McNulty-level
detective work?
591
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,645
Oh, definitely
our detective work.
592
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,847
(chuckles)
Mm.
593
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,015
Speak of the devil.
594
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,618
- Hello.
- Hey!
595
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,754
Oh, he's a good man.
Cassidy's a lucky girl.
596
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,423
- Yeah.
- REBECCA: Oh, Sophie.
597
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,192
We were just talking about you.
598
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,360
No, we weren't...
599
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,796
(clears his throat)
600
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,330
Did you get any sleep?
601
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,533
A little, yeah. You?
602
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,268
KEVIN:
Yeah.
603
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,505
We... We'll see you
at the wedding.
604
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,807
Yeah.
605
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,942
- Yeah.
- MADISON: Hmm.
606
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,648
Okay, what the hell was that?
607
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,149
Case un-closed.
608
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,985
Did Kevin sleep
with Sophie and Cassidy?
609
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,854
He is a terrible man.
610
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,322
Just awful.
611
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,190
- Trash.
- Mm.
612
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:23,229
You'd think the one
Uber driver in this place
613
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,532
would want a good review
and actually help out.
614
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,002
Whoa! I got it, man.
615
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,704
Okay.
616
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:32,872
I see.
617
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,340
What?
618
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,977
You didn't need to snoop through
our pill bottles, Randall.
619
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,846
I wasn't snooping through,
Miguel, I just stumbled
620
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,714
upon it and I got concerned.
621
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:44,050
Reasonably so, might I add.
I got it.
622
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,686
No, I've got it. You don't think
I can handle a box, Randall?
623
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,323
You know what I handle
on a daily basis?
624
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,492
Hmm?
625
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,095
I didn't need you calling out
my hand shaking.
626
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,865
Which is a harmless response
to my medication,
627
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,867
- which I am handling.
- Okay.
628
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,869
Do you know what I needed?
629
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,436
I needed an hour.
630
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,773
To drink wine with someone.
631
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,241
I needed just one minute to feel
632
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,544
like a human being.
633
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,446
I wanted to go with you.
634
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,448
Because you drink wine.
635
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,618
And you appreciate it,
like I do.
636
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,622
I just needed a day, Randall.
637
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,757
Because it is moving fast now.
638
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,859
It is moving so fast
that I have whiplash.
639
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,028
- What's moving fast?
- All of it.
640
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,699
All of it.
641
00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,041
(car door closes)
642
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,548
It's just you and me.
643
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,918
It's not too late
to call this off, Skeletor.
644
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,120
(lasers firing on TV)
645
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,888
I think you just look like
646
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,890
a really pretty boy, Mommy.
647
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,592
(chuckles)
648
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,761
Thank you, sweetheart,
thank you.
649
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,330
SKELETOR:
Very clever, you muscle-bound...
650
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:07,099
I did a thing.
651
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,069
What did you do?
652
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,472
You look like Magnum P.I.
653
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,174
You look weird, Dad.
654
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,843
I kind of like it.
655
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,345
You know, I've always wondered
656
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,313
if I can pull one of these off.
657
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,949
I...
658
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,451
am wondering the same thing.
659
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,687
Well, a very wise woman
once told me
660
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,455
it doesn't hurt
to shake things up
661
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,190
from time to time.
662
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,192
(chuckles softly)
663
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,361
Hey, I called the sitter.
664
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,964
What do you say we get
these new versions
665
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:41,300
of ourselves dolled up
and take 'em out for a spin?
666
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,435
Let the rug rats
eat the meatloaf.
667
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,674
- On a Wednesday?
- On a Wednesday.
668
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,711
(both laugh)
669
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,180
I can't tell if you look like
670
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,949
a pizza delivery man
or a porn star.
671
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,818
Baby, tonight,
672
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,352
I can be both.
673
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,855
- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
674
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,326
♪
675
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,354
♪
676
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,877
What can I say?
677
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,747
I love you, Kate Pearson,
with every inch of my heart.
678
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,448
which you single-handedly
defrosted
679
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,450
and resuscitated
like an emergency room
680
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,252
- physician...
- I think, uh...
681
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,720
I think you might have my notes.
682
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,421
Oh, dear.
683
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,290
- (laughter)
- Ah, yes!
684
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,225
This makes more sense.
685
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,862
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for gathering today.
686
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,396
We come together
to celebrate Kate and Philip...
687
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,065
KATE:
Admit it.
688
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,467
You hated me
the first time we met.
689
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:25,537
And maybe I hated you
a little bit, too.
690
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,207
So, no, this was not
a "love at first sight"
691
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,476
magical fairytale romance.
692
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,411
It was gritty.
693
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,480
- Flaws up front.
- Mm-hmm.
694
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,385
A Super Bowl ring only worthy
695
00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,220
of those willing to battle
696
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,989
in the snow and in the mud.
697
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,892
I'll explain
what a Super Bowl is later.
698
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,493
(laughter)
699
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:49,728
I give you this ring
700
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,898
as a sign of my love.
701
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:56,235
KATE:
And I give you this ring
as a sign of my love.
702
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,638
OFFICIANT:
And there you have it.
You may now kiss the bride.
703
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,176
(cheering, applause)
704
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,015
Yeah!
705
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,590
♪
706
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:21,693
♪ Now every pretty,
pretty girl ♪
707
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,864
♪ Want to live in his mind
all the time ♪
708
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,100
♪ He says I'm sitting
next to my girl ♪
709
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,170
♪ On the dock of the bay. ♪
710
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,705
(lisping heavily)
Marriage.
711
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,676
Marriage is what brings us
712
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,678
together today.
713
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,881
Marriage,
714
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,350
the blessed arrangement.
715
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,785
That dream within a dream.
716
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,454
Oh, good Lord.
717
00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:50,322
(laughs)
718
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:51,824
Haud yer wheesht!
719
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:54,526
You're quite the loud bunch,
aren't ya?
720
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,029
Or maybe just off your trolleys.
Ah dinnae ken.
721
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,697
(laughs)
722
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,332
Right.
723
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,368
Guess I should've
prepared something.
724
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,703
(laughter)
725
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,705
And that kills?
726
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,307
And so, Philip,
727
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,342
welcome to the family,
my brother.
728
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,346
Sister.
729
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,383
I love you beyond measure.
730
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,351
WOMAN:
Aw.
731
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:23,155
The two of you
have been very smiley today.
732
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,192
- And I dig that.
- (people chuckling)
733
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,561
- And, Philip,
yours is very nice,
- (mouthing)
734
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,731
but my sister's...
735
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,402
...my God, if it's not
the same infectious smile
736
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,604
that she had
since we were little kids.
737
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:42,708
And I'm so happy
that time hasn't changed that.
738
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:46,445
And I'm really glad
that you broke it back out.
739
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,050
(smacks lips)
740
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,887
I've been thinking
a lot today, um...
741
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,689
about time.
742
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:59,425
And how, when you're young--
743
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,627
like when you're Jackie's age--
744
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:04,863
a year is like a fifth
of your existence.
745
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,200
And so maybe
when you're younger,
746
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,403
time seems to move
a little bit slower.
747
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,908
Summer vacation is a lifetime.
748
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,045
But the older we get,
749
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,248
the faster time
just seems to come at us.
750
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,450
All of us.
751
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,653
You know, the years
just keep flying by,
752
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,622
faster and faster.
753
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:35,394
It can give a guy whiplash,
just thinking about it.
754
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:42,068
And so while I would love
nothing more than to...
755
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:45,237
stay in this moment
as long as humanly possible,
756
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,174
to celebrate
our favorite newlyweds...
757
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,776
sadly, I have yet
to build a remote
758
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,512
that pauses life.
759
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:56,082
- Damn.
- (laughter)
760
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:58,284
That doesn't mean
there aren't still
761
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:01,487
summer vacations to be enjoyed.
762
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,823
Still good conversations
to be had.
763
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,459
And still love to be shared.
764
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:12,531
It just all happens much faster.
765
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,168
But, um...
766
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,204
in moments like this,
767
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,872
when you're around
all your favorite people...
768
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:25,444
...celebrating
a really special day...
769
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:29,048
...time does slow down
ever so much.
770
00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,851
So I'm grateful to Kate
771
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,187
and Philip for that.
772
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,860
And I'm filled with comfort,
as I look around this room,
773
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,363
knowing that all of you
will be on this
774
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,999
speeding train with me,
775
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:50,036
slowing down
for the occasional special stop.
776
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:53,872
All the way till the very end.
777
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,642
So, um...
778
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,210
cheers.
779
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,879
- MAN: Cheers.
- WOMAN: Cheers.
780
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,382
(smacks lips)
781
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,384
Okay.
782
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,853
And now to drag us
back from the dark abyss
783
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,688
that I just pushed us all into.
784
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,524
(laughter)
785
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,160
Uh, it is my pleasure
to introduce
786
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,562
a very special performance.
787
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,365
So without further ado,
ladies and gentlemen, I give you
788
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,867
the one, the only...
789
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:24,203
Mom.
790
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,212
The stage is all yours, Mom.
791
00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:39,385
(whispering indistinctly)
792
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,772
It took me a sec,
but I am turning
793
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,041
positive on the mustache.
794
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,077
- Women dig a 'stache.
- (laughs)
795
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,778
And men...
796
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,082
dig a woman who can pull off
a hot, short haircut.
797
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,751
- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
798
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,087
(chuckles)
799
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,258
I think multiple men
calling me Pound of Ham
800
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,393
really threw me.
801
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,895
I love our routine.
802
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,465
I know.
803
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,601
Still good to shake things up
from time to time though.
804
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,104
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
805
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,512
You know something
that Pound of Ham Rebecca
806
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,414
- would never do?
- Hmm?
807
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,117
Strut over to that piano over
there and rip it a new one.
808
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,020
(laughs)
809
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,323
Well...
810
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,792
Pound of Ham Rebecca's dead.
811
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:56,595
Oh, okay.
812
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,797
(laughs)
813
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,802
(crowd murmuring)
814
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,172
I want you to know...
815
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,540
that if your mother
is unable to perform,
816
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,176
I've arranged for me
and the band
817
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,178
to immediately start playing
818
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,513
Celine Dion's
"My Heart Will Go On."
819
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,182
(both laugh)
820
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,817
- That's right, me on lead vocal.
- Mm-hmm.
821
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,652
Going full Titanic.
822
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,688
All right,
it's gonna be a catastrophe
823
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,690
of such epic proportions
that no one's really gonna
824
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,692
remember anything else
about this wedding.
825
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,395
- I love you very much.
- Yeah.
826
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,829
It's good to hear, you know?
827
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,030
Considering.
828
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,200
(both laugh)
829
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:48,214
(playing off-key chords)
830
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:59,024
(playing in-tune)
831
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:07,233
♪ They say time will tell ♪
832
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,401
♪ But I think it likes ♪
833
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:12,671
♪ To keep secrets ♪
834
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:17,209
♪ So we'll wait and see ♪
835
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:21,046
♪ But it's just as well ♪
836
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,715
♪ The years can be counted ♪
837
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,185
♪ In seconds ♪
838
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,123
♪ That's fine with me ♪
839
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,696
♪ 'Cause I get this morning ♪
840
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,965
♪ With you ♪
841
00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:43,602
♪ Forever now ♪
842
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,073
♪ It all ♪
843
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,109
♪ Hits me at once ♪
844
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,613
♪ Forever now ♪
845
00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:00,552
♪ If there's a right way ♪
846
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,054
♪ To say it ♪
847
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,892
♪ I'm still learning how ♪
848
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,564
♪ And maybe all that we have ♪
849
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:17,603
♪ Is a forever now ♪
850
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,579
(vocalizing)
851
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:36,522
♪ I've been looking for words ♪
852
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,458
♪ For feelings that shouldn't ♪
853
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:42,994
♪ Get spoken ♪
854
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:47,866
♪ It's something I do ♪
855
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,869
♪ I'm starting to learn ♪
856
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,172
♪ Some silences shouldn't be ♪
857
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,476
♪ Broken ♪
858
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:01,880
♪ Just listened to ♪
859
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,387
♪ I get this moment ♪
860
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,356
♪ With you ♪
861
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,291
♪ Forever now ♪
862
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,996
♪ It all ♪
863
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:21,232
♪ Hits me at once ♪
864
00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:25,303
♪ Forever now ♪
865
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:30,542
♪ If there's a right way ♪
866
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,844
♪ To say it ♪
867
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:36,848
♪ I'm still learning how ♪
868
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:43,188
♪ All that we have ♪
869
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,359
♪ Is a forever now. ♪
870
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:58,003
(vocalizing)
871
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,710
(stops playing)
872
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,415
(applause)
873
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,082
(cheering)
874
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,589
You're still gonna make me
sing Celine, aren't you?
875
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,725
- Yes.
- (both laugh)
876
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,529
Listen, you really are a god
for tracking these kids all day.
877
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,930
I wouldn't have been upset
with you if you'd lost, like,
878
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,765
- one of them.
- ELIJAH: Yeah, well,
thanks, man.
879
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,133
Just let me know
when my shift's over,
880
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,068
so I can take all the edibles.
881
00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,904
(clears throat)
882
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,143
What gives? You guys have been
looking at weird me all day.
883
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,146
- Have we?
- Uh-huh.
884
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,881
Have you been dishing
any weird looks?
885
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,816
- Not I. Have you?
- No, no.
886
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,718
- No weird looks over here.
- No clue what
you're talking about.
887
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,587
Huh.
888
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,558
Hey, um, can I steal you
for a second?
889
00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:54,325
Sure.
890
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,161
Excuse me.
891
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,666
Okay, so, um...
892
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,568
about last night,
I am not usually...
893
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,570
It's the wedding singer.
894
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,171
We should've known
it was the wedding singer.
895
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,173
It's always
the damn wedding singer.
896
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,609
Always the wedding singer.
897
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:14,145
♪ Well, my friends,
the time has come ♪
898
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,450
♪ Raise the roof
and have some fun ♪
899
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,152
♪ Throw away ♪
900
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,321
♪ The work to be done ♪
901
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,958
♪ Let the music play on,
play on, play on ♪
902
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:31,763
♪ All night long, all night... ♪
903
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,099
I loved your speech.
904
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:36,802
It was equal parts sexy
905
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,104
- and depressing.
- Well, that's my sweet spot.
906
00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:41,940
- So, yes.
- (giggles)
907
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,676
- ♪ All night long, oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
908
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,211
♪ All night... ♪
909
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,213
Mom is sick.
910
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:49,881
♪ People dancing
all in the street ♪
911
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,017
Miguel's getting old.
912
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,020
♪ See the rhythm
all in their feet... ♪
913
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,856
I can see
where it's all heading now.
914
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,860
And it's all headed there
so fast.
915
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,563
♪ All night long... ♪
916
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,198
What are you supposed
to do with that?
917
00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:10,035
Only thing you can do, baby.
918
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:14,039
You dance.
919
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,543
♪ Everyone you meet,
dancing in the street ♪
920
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,045
- ♪ All night long ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
921
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,815
♪ Oh, yes, all night long ♪
922
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,485
♪ All night long ♪
923
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,655
♪ All night, all night... ♪
924
00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,489
- Yo.
- Hey.
925
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,525
So, for real, bro.
926
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,661
What happened with you
last night?
927
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,029
Aw, man, it's a long story.
928
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,831
Is it a good story?
929
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,267
- ♪ All night ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
930
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,403
- ♪ All night, all night ♪
- ♪ All night ♪
931
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:49,908
- ♪ All night, all night ♪
- ♪ All night, all night long ♪
932
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,577
♪ All night, all night... ♪
933
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,712
- I don't know yet.
- ♪ All night long. ♪
934
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:03,221
♪ They say time will tell ♪
935
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,691
♪ But I think it likes ♪
936
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:09,527
♪ To keep secrets ♪
937
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:13,198
♪ So we'll wait and see ♪
938
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:16,234
♪ But it's just as well ♪
939
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,204
♪ The years can be counted ♪
940
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,574
♪ In seconds ♪
941
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:25,043
♪ And that's fine with me. ♪
942
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:31,082
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