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- Happy anniversary, babe.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, God damn.
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15 red-hot years, you know?
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And this is gonna
be the best one yet.
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Better than the first?
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- Our honeymoon period?
- Oh, come on. Fuck that.
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I mean, yeah, maybe
our bodies were better,
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but we didn't know
how to use them.
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We were just like two seals
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just slapping
against each other.
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Dad, stop.
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- Sorry, Corby.
- I forgot you were here, okay?
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Forget the thing I said
about the seals fucking.
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My point is this, okay?
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I know my body's a
bit more bloated,
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but so is our bank account.
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I'm a manager now.
We're buying a house.
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Things are starting
to come together.
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- To things coming together.
- Coming together.
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Oh, sorry.
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This is gonna take
one second, okay?
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It's Chuck.
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He's just probably telling me
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that we closed the Stabler deal.
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What's up, Chuck?
How you doing, bro?
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- What the fuck, bro?
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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No, I... I can definitely
hear you, Chuck.
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Okay. Yeah. All right.
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Well, why don't you...
Why don't you just...
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Why don't you tell
me what's going on?
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Stop yelling, all right?
There was a glitch.
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No, I'm not making
excuses, okay?
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I'm telling you I filled
out the paperwork,
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so that if it's not in the
system, there was a glitch.
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- You are fucking fired!
- Fired?
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You can't fire me! I've
been there for six years!
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You've been there
for six months!
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Do me a favor! Put
Bill on the phone.
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- Oh, you're there?
- You're fucking done.
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Well, then, fuck you, Bill!
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You ungrateful fuck!
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And your dinosaur of a company
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is still gonna get
swallowed up by Amazon!
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Bill, I'm sorry I said
that. Bill, I need this job.
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Please, Bill!
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Find it in your
heart to forgive me!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Hey.
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How you doing? Yeah.
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How you doing?
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Yeah.
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Great call. Let's do it.
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Most expensive
thing on the menu.
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Veal scallopini.
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Yeah.
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Let's get the veal
scallopini, huh?
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Let's fucking
celebrate! Whoo! Yeah!
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I'm not egotistical,
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but even I'll admit I'm a star.
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They said, "Brock,
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don't fly too close to the sun."
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I said, "Why?
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You afraid I'm gonna
melt the motherfucker?"
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I'm manly.
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I can kill python
with my bare hands.
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Less than 0.1% of the
population would even try.
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But I'm also sensitive.
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I could bake a cake.
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I cry when I think
of my mom's passing,
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and women eat that shit up.
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I got four-quadrant appeal.
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Kings, queens, teens,
tweens, and men.
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Oh, shit. I guess
that's five quadrants.
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And you just got the
last one for free.
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I already got my fan base.
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I'm just looking for a partner
to help me monetize it.
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Turn my six-figure
follower account
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into a six-figure income.
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Why are you sleeping
on the couch?
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Whoa. Sneak attack.
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Kinda just strolling
up behind people.
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Ah, you know, I got
a big meeting today,
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so I was down here prepping.
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Didn't wanna keep your mom up.
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But you've been out
here for, like, a month.
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It's a really big
meeting, you know?
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Dad, you know, Ian's parents
went to marriage counseling,
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and it really helped.
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Oh, really, Corby? Ian?
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Ian has a wheelie backpack.
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Yes, because Ian has scoliosis.
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And they fucking let
him get scoliosis,
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so don't tell me what
they did right, okay?
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Hey, buddy. Your
mom and I are fine.
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Rocks.
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All right.
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- Yeah, that's my guy.
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That's my guy.
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Everything's okay.
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What kind of products
could I promote?
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I'm glad you asked.
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Picture this: Me in a
pair of Wrangler jeans.
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I'm free balling, my
ass is looking great.
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I'm out there in the middle
of the swamp wrangling snakes.
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What are you doing?
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- Every woman...
- Oh, it's a big day.
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I got a meeting with the
biggest PR firm in Miami.
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- They called me, by the way.
- Wow.
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What do you think's
gonna come of it?
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- Think? I don't think.
- I never fucking think.
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I know that they're gonna put
me with a corporate sponsor
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and help me start bringing
in some real cash.
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Well, what about the snake hunt?
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We're a big deal, Robin, okay?
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There are a lot of people online
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that are thriving with
way less talent than me.
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One guy makes 190K a year
just letting spiders bite him.
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Wow.
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Is he, like, really
hot or something?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he's incredibly hot.
He used to be an actor.
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- That's not the point.
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The point is this is bigger
than any fucking snake hunt.
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You know what, Corby? Come on.
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I'ma take you to school.
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Hey, yo, check this out.
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When I go into the meeting
and they offer me water,
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I'll fucking say, "No way."
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You know, establish dominance
right from the jump.
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What you think about that?
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Corby!
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What?
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You know, you might wanna
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take a little bit more
interest in my career, okay?
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'Cause when I blow up,
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we're gonna be hauling ass
to school in a Super Duty.
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You know the Flo Boys? They
just got a McLaren 570GT.
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Dad, I don't care what
kind of car you drive.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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You telling me you
don't want a Super Duty?
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Yeah?
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You a fucking liar.
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Yeah. You want a
Super Duty. Come on.
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Yeah, you know, um...
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Yeah.
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You know, when I was a kid,
I... I worshiped my dad.
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You know, I would... I'd
sit in his roofing truck
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and pretend to be him.
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And, uh, and sometimes,
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I would bring this
little hammer to school.
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You know, like a little freak.
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When you were born
I... I thought,
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"Man, this kid's gonna
look up to me so hard.
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"The other kids are
gonna bully him,
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and that's gonna be rad."
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You know, son, I know I haven't
given you a ton to idolize,
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but, um, God, it would
sure mean a lot to me
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if you could occasionally
pretend like I matter.
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Did you say something?
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No, I mean, I'm...
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Yeah, I'm just
practicing my pitch.
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You know?
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Imagine me in a pair
of Wrangler jeans,
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and I'm free balling.
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- And my ass looks great.
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm out in the swamp.
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Mr. Tiemeyer, she's
ready to see you now.
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- All right.
- Thank you very much.
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Hey, I don't want a water!
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Okay.
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Sandra Stevens.
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I specialize in
brand integration
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and viral marketing.
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- Brock.
- Mm.
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I'm not egotistical, but even
I gotta admit I'm a star.
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They say, "Brock, don't
fly too close to the sun."
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Yeah, we've watched your videos.
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We are familiar with your work.
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Oh, okay. Skip the foreplay.
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Just go right at it
dry. I like that.
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What are you thinking about
in terms of sponsorship?
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Imagine me a pair
of Wrangler jeans...
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Actually, one of our clients
is a major tobacco corporation.
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Okay, okay.
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I have no moral issues working
with a cigarette company.
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I'm not some little,
fucking weird-ass pussy.
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Good to know.
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- What'd you think?
- How about this here, right?
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I kill a snake, I light one up,
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then I stick it out
right on the python's eye
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and I say something
like, um, like, uh,
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"You just got smoked, son."
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Actually, are you aware
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of the rising popularity of
vape pens and e-cigarettes?
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They pose a serious threat
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to the market
aspirations of my client,
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and we're looking
for creative ways
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to bring negative social
attention on the sector.
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- Negative social attention?
- Social attention.
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I'm glad you asked.
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We'd like to provide
you with a vape pen.
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Use it once, go
on about your day,
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hang out with your son,
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and then in eight to ten hours,
you'll start feeling ill.
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- The fuck?
- It's nothing too serious.
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Just little dizziness,
little headache,
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and then your liver
will give out.
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But don't worry. You won't die.
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As long as you get to
the hospital in time.
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- In time?
- Mm-hmm.
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How much time is in time?
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You know, I'm gonna have to
circle back to you on that,
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but I can assure you
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we've got some really
great poison guys on this.
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I mean, Brock, the best.
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Wait... no, I...
what... I mean...
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Why
would I do that?
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- Because we'll pay you.
- $8,000 for the liver failure.
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$100,000 if you die.
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Which you won't,
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as long as you get to
the hospital in time.
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Don't you have some
normal sponsors?
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You know, something
like... Like gloves,
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or, fuck, I'll
even do baby shit.
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We just don't feel like you have
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a significant enough
following for that.
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Yeah, but I got
150,000 subscribers.
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We need at least a million.
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Would you look at that?
This is great news, Brock.
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Poison guy says that
you'll be totally fine.
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Huh? Yeah.
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Oh, my God. He is such a flirt.
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Oh, poison guy!
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Now, when you're in the swamp...
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Oh, what the fuck? 190 views?
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You realize you're looking
for any clues whatsoever.
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Come on.
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Well, 1.3 million view...
It was uploaded an hour ago.
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Come on.
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Both: What is up, Flo Boy fam?
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We hope you're staying positive.
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We wanna remind you
that if you work hard,
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pursue your dreams,
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and have faith in the Lord,
good things will happen.
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Now who wants to see Kyle
the intern eat some mace?
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- Ah, let's go!
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- Oh, yes.
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Both: Mace, mace,
mace, mace, mace, mace.
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- both: Mace, mace, mace, mace!
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- Oh, shit!
253
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Oh, my.
254
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,043
Hey. Hey, Corby!
255
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,042
Corby, come in here. Come on.
256
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,464
Come on, on the
hop. Look who it is.
257
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,053
I don't know that person.
258
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,798
- What? Yeah, you do.
- Yeah, you... yeah.
259
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,009
I'll show you the video. Here.
260
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,220
His name is Kevin
Brailing, aka Kev.
261
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,721
But in the world of
online influencers,
262
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,354
he's better known
as The Kingmaker.
263
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,561
- Kingmaker. God damn it.
- He represents channels
264
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,691
with a combined subscriber
count of over 120 million,
265
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,808
making him the most profitable
social media manager
266
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,225
on the scene today.
267
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,903
I can get anyone 2
million followers.
268
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,033
Take my client "Terry
Almost Drowns."
269
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,780
She had no brand.
Poor thing.
270
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,573
She was just a woman
who almost drowned
271
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,366
at a Fourth of July party,
but I saw something in her.
272
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,751
She was funny when she
almost drowned, you know?
273
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,289
And she had a good body.
274
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,752
She had that definition
275
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,842
that's, like, kind of
right in the waist.
276
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,667
There's a word,
the... It points...
277
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,883
Come getters.
278
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,302
And I look at her
six months later,
279
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,220
she's doing a Super Bowl
commercial for Oikos.
280
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,890
She almost drowns,
but in Greek yogurt.
281
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,179
The Kingmaker has made
overnight sensations
282
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:44,313
of everyone from frat boy
pranksters to ASMR whispers.
283
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,152
I stay grinding 24/7.
284
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,357
I literally only
have time to work
285
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,728
and go shopping and
go to the movies
286
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,420
and hang out with friends
while on vacation.
287
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,614
- Okay.
- Yeah.
288
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,863
Why are you showing me this?
289
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,615
'Cause the Kingmaker's
in a Flo Boys video
290
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,157
that was uploaded
today, which means
291
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,620
the fucking Kingmaker is
in Miami right fucking now.
292
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,121
Come on. We gotta find him.
293
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,141
I can't. I have a bio test
on photosynthesis tomorrow.
294
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,955
- Photosynthesis?
- Who gives a shit about...
295
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,750
The plants eat sun, okay?
296
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,963
Some eat dirt,
297
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,803
and the Venus flytrap
eats a fly, okay?
298
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,918
But then the squirrels,
299
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:13,924
they hatch under
the fucking trees.
300
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,215
Biology. It's done, all right?
301
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,678
- Now, come on.
- Dad, seriously, I can't.
302
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,322
And do you even know
where the Flo Boys live?
303
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,448
Yeah, I know where
the Flo Boys...
304
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,022
Everybody knows where
the Flo Boys live,
305
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,887
ever since they got
doxxed by MixUp and Dash.
306
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,103
You're a grown man.
307
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,490
You shouldn't even
know those names.
308
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,769
- This is my profession, Corby.
- All right?
309
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,733
This is what
professionalism sounds like!
310
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,315
Your destination is approaching.
311
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,990
0.1% of the population
would dare even try.
312
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:40,529
I can
also be sensitive, right?
313
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,445
- Go for Brock.
- Hi, Brock. Sandra Stevens.
314
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,455
Listen, something's come up.
315
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,377
Apparently, five boys in Ohio
got poisoned while vaping,
316
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,586
like, actually poisoned...
317
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,047
Liver failure, the whole deal.
318
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,522
So we won't be moving
forward with the concept.
319
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,666
- Hey, you know what?
- Hey, hey, hey, do me a favor.
320
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,375
Okay? Lose my number.
321
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,175
All right? Because
my life has value.
322
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,099
Do you understand
that? I have a family,
323
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,097
I have talent, and I'm
about to pull into a meeting
324
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,229
that's gonna change the
course of my entire fucking...
325
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,366
Dude.
326
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,367
- Holy shit, it worked!
- He's alive!
327
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,798
Another epic miracle
from the Lord.
328
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,001
Yeah.
329
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,842
Both: Jesus!
330
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,383
What happened?
331
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,092
So we got a bunch of
unexploded landmines
332
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,342
from Cambodia for a video.
333
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,053
Yeah, we buried them in the yard
334
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,238
and took turns throwing tennis
balls trying to blow 'em up.
335
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,472
Shit was lit.
336
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,893
- Yeah.
- We thought we hit 'em all,
337
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,271
but I guess our numb-nut
intern Kyle miscounted.
338
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,808
Get over here, Kyle.
339
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,402
- Sorry, guys.
- There was no way for me
340
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,227
to find 'em all without
blowing myself up.
341
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,652
Get creative, K.
342
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,230
Use the drone from the
comfort of your own bed.
343
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,396
Seriously, Kyle,
344
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,204
if you wanna be a
Flo Boy one day,
345
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,567
- you gotta do better.
- Yeah, man.
346
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,243
- Right now, you're toxic.
- Hey, guys!
347
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,413
Guys!
348
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,928
- Fuck Kyle, okay? Who cares?
- This man is hurt.
349
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,007
We need to get him inside.
Act your fucking age.
350
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,934
Hey, we got a doctor here.
351
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,022
He's gonna take a
look at you. You okay?
352
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,639
I'm doing a lot better now.
353
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,476
Let's go see Dr. Ben.
354
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,821
Well, you're lucky
you just drove over
355
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,070
the landmine with
your rear wheel,
356
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,532
or you'd be vaporized.
357
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,966
Man, seeing someone
come so close to death
358
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,160
makes me want to go live,
you know, talk to some fans.
359
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,928
Remind them that we're
all in the Lord's hands.
360
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,952
Okay. No, no, no.
361
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,405
No religious videos
today, Jordan.
362
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,325
- What's my rule?
- One for you, one for God...
363
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,134
One for me, and
then one for God.
364
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,537
And then one for God.
365
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,455
- All right, bro. My bad.
- How's he doing?
366
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,964
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
367
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,665
Let's let Dr. Ben be
the judge of that.
368
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,027
Oh, and don't let
that shirt fool you.
369
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,471
That's just our
corporate sponsor.
370
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,641
He's the best in the biz.
371
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,429
Well, you're gonna
have a headache,
372
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,432
and this wrist is
gonna hurt you.
373
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,354
So I want you to stay hydrated,
374
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,773
and I want you to get some rest.
375
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,441
- Yeah, rest. Right.
- No time for rest.
376
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,820
You know, I gotta be
making content 24/7.
377
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,317
- You're a creator?
- Oh, yeah.
378
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,569
That's actually why I'm here.
379
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,202
- I know who you are, Kingmaker.
- Aww.
380
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,910
And I think you and me should
be in business together.
381
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,663
A'ight.
382
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,090
Let's see if your
brand speaks to me.
383
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,792
Hey, Brock nation. Oh.
384
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,296
You know the story about...
385
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,207
Say cheese, motherfucker!
386
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,006
No, see, you just... some...
387
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,009
Some you're not really kind of
even getting through the intro.
388
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,062
So you know, you kind of gotta
let 'em gestate and sink in.
389
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,597
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
390
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,640
So the average person only
watches a video for one second.
391
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,936
So that's all the time you
have to grab them up top.
392
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,440
Yeah, well, I can fucking grab
150,000 subscribers, yeah.
393
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,993
Yeah, I see your stats, but...
394
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,121
It just seems to have plateaued.
395
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:10,537
Well, so a couple months
ago, my... my mom got sick,
396
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,287
and she went into hospice.
397
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,538
Did you hear yourself?
398
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,040
"My mom got sick and
she went into hospice."
399
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,132
Do you hear that?
400
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,587
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Do you hear that?
401
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,746
There's always an
excuse to stop creating.
402
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,665
For example, Jordan and Dylan,
403
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,384
they had the opportunity to
meet their birth parents.
404
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,755
- Wow.
- Yeah.
405
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,641
And I found out it was
gonna take a day of travel
406
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,769
and I said, "Fuck you."
407
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,806
- Oh, you just... you said no.
- I said no.
408
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,060
Yeah, "fuck you." Yeah, no.
409
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:41,476
Okay, you're old, but
you have balls, you know?
410
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,734
And you're kind of zaddy,
411
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,606
if we just keep the
camera off your legs.
412
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,112
Oh, my God, you know
who would love you,
413
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,985
is Monica from YouTube.
414
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,582
I should just call
her right now,
415
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,077
or I could just go
see her in person.
416
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,221
I mean, I can practically
walk in there whenever I want.
417
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,765
When you have as many
Play Buttons as I do,
418
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,669
you practically get
the motherfucking key.
419
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,997
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
- Let's call Monica at YouTube.
420
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,594
- Okay, okay.
- But if we're gonna do this,
421
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,149
like if we're gonna
really, really do this...
422
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,383
Yeah.
423
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,568
There's some stuff you
might need to change.
424
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,932
Okay. Like what?
425
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,798
Well, your shit has to
look more professional.
426
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,425
Your videos need to
look more polished.
427
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,433
- Well, see, my...
- My son films me,
428
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,635
and, you know, I kind of like
having him be a part of it.
429
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,896
It's... it's... it's kind
of like the one thing
430
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,858
keeping us, you know, together.
431
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,609
Fire your son.
432
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,108
- Okay.
- Right?
433
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,324
- Right.
- Okay.
434
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,074
You just... you need
better equipment, okay?
435
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,776
You cannot be shooting
shit on a flip.
436
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,969
- Okay.
- You need a legit camera.
437
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,455
You need a gimbal.
You need a good mic.
438
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,785
Gimbal's clutch.
439
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,932
I been saving up
for one of those.
440
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,666
And we gotta expand your base.
441
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,458
We have to expand your
base. Okay, collabs.
442
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,262
You need to be making vids
with other content creators,
443
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,006
you know, cross-pollinate
your sub lists.
444
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,089
All right, well, you're
the man for that, right?
445
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,885
- You got all the contacts.
446
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,018
Well, I do actually know two
people right in this very house
447
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,976
who need to be making
something right now.
448
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:01,397
They didn't do shit today,
and Aeropostale's on my ass!
449
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,151
Hey, are you saying
450
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,742
you want me in a Flo Boys video?
451
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,109
Consider this your tryout.
452
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,492
Dude, you cannot wear
that in the pool.
453
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,786
- What? Why not?
- It costs like 5 grand.
454
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,170
The chlorine will
tarnish the gold.
455
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,786
- Oh, shit, you're right.
- I can't do God like that.
456
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,125
So wait a minute.
457
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,260
You're, like, a doctor
and a makeup artist?
458
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,758
Well, I have a variety
of production jobs.
459
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,681
Doctor. Wardrobe.
460
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,156
Keep the house supplied
with mini-muffins.
461
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,640
Yo, gots to have my minimuffs.
462
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,142
- He loves the mini-muffins.
- Yeah.
463
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,018
- Okay, you guys.
- So here's the deal.
464
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,152
We need to make a
viral video today
465
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,569
that is cute, sexy,
funny, adventurous,
466
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,228
and I'll loop back
to the top, viral.
467
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,071
And we need to play to
Brock's unique skill set.
468
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,373
Hey, when you say unique
skill set, you mean...
469
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,700
- Oh, that skill set.
- That's AJ.
470
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,366
He's super chill,
except when he's not.
471
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,874
AJ's a rattlesnake.
472
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,666
Yeah, we got him for a
prank six months ago.
473
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,039
Yeah, we put him in Kyle's bed.
474
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,246
Fucking bit him on the dick.
475
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,165
Ballooned up like
a sweet potato.
476
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,384
Had to pee from a catheter,
and he got infected.
477
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,144
See, rattlers are venomous,
and I catch pythons,
478
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,887
which, you know, don't
have a venom sack.
479
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,429
You're a snake hunter.
480
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,949
It'll be fine, and we
already all talked about it.
481
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,397
All agreed on the
concept. We love it.
482
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,733
Okay, is everyone ready?
483
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,808
Lights, camera, content!
484
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,654
What is up, Flo Boy fam?
485
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,190
We love you, and hey,
486
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,193
if you're having a
hard time, not anymore.
487
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,235
Yo, thank you so much to
everybody who came out
488
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,408
to the water park in
Tampa... It was amazing
489
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,697
meeting so many girls with
just really long wet hair.
490
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,928
All right, so check
this shit out.
491
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,042
Remember AJ, the guy
that bit Kyle's penis?
492
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,409
- He got out of his cage.
493
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,665
Good thing we've got the guy
494
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,247
who's on top of his snake shit.
495
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,644
Yo, no, we seriously
love this dude
496
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,498
and his twisted-ass videos.
497
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,563
You gotta check out his channel.
498
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,547
What up, brah?
499
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,759
- What up, Flo Boy family?
500
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,550
Um, okay.
501
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,933
The thing about AJ
is that he is...
502
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,771
He's... he's a
venomous snake, okay?
503
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,767
So normally I'd have
on a pair of gloves,
504
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,139
or have some snake tongs...
505
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,145
- Okay, Professor Dork.
- Just grab it, dude.
506
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,768
Can you just stay back, please?
507
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,065
All right, here we go. Come on.
508
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,377
Come on, just go.
I'll pick you up.
509
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,823
I got you, fucker!
510
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,163
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, that was lit!
511
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,447
Literally sick!
512
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,780
- That was savage!
- Savage!
513
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,945
Don't you love it when
God comes through?
514
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,704
Welcome to the team.
515
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,130
Dear Lord, we thank
you for this feast,
516
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,287
and we thank you
for our followers.
517
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,086
We pray that you grant
us increased engagement
518
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,840
- across all platforms...
- Fuck yeah.
519
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,512
And give us the
strength to develop
520
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:39,300
the most epic videos that
do not result in death.
521
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,676
And please have the girls
that slide into our DMS
522
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,523
be over 18 years old. Amen.
523
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,808
- Amen. I like that.
- Amen.
524
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,692
Hey, what it do?
525
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,165
I need you to sign
these release forms.
526
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,859
They just let us
use your likeness.
527
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,376
You, you know, acknowledge
that you're made aware
528
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,780
of any potential risks
while filming, et cetera.
529
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,159
- Same old boring shit as always.
- Fuck yeah.
530
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,777
Hey, Kyle, where's
your notary kit?
531
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,583
Yeah, where's your
little stamp, Kyle?
532
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,907
- Um, I don't know actually.
- Haven't been able to find it
533
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,805
since you guys filled my
room with all that shrimp.
534
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,329
Okay, it's actually
not funny, Kyle.
535
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,767
I need you to find the
notary kit right now.
536
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,171
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm... I'm gonna get it.
537
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,500
So, bro, Brock, you gonna
do more vids with us?
538
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,955
Oh, for sure.
539
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,524
Hell, I can come back tomorrow
if you guys are working.
540
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,178
Dude, we're always working,
but I have to warn you
541
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:22,178
we get up, like, mad
early, like, 11:45.
542
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,642
Yo, you should just
stay the night.
543
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,522
We have, like, nine
empty bedrooms.
544
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,598
I'd like to do that, but I
gotta get home and see my kid.
545
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,685
You know, I'ma just get
myself an Uber after dinner.
546
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,151
- Uber?
- Gross.
547
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,111
Why?
548
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,360
'Cause my fucking truck blew up.
549
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,823
Oh, shit! That's right!
550
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,881
- That was so funny.
- So funny.
551
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,993
Fuck it. Just borrow our car.
552
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,454
Borrow yours?
553
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,419
Whoo!
554
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,288
Oh, bam!
555
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,836
Oh!
556
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,799
Oh, yeah!
557
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,221
Oh, my God.
558
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,220
Whoo!
559
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,806
That's what I'm talking
about.
560
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,225
Oh, yeah.
561
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,240
Okay, what is going on?
562
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,697
What's going on is I did it.
563
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,738
The Kingmaker signed me. I
flipped the fucking script.
564
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,082
- Yeah.
- How much did the car cost?
565
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,538
It didn't cost a dime.
566
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,868
It's a lender from my best
friends, the Flo Boys.
567
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,134
- The YouTube teens?
- The YouTube teens.
568
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,997
Babe, what happened
to your face?
569
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,804
It's called a
fucking smile, babe.
570
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,957
You know what I mean? Yeah.
571
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,756
You're gonna see a lot
more of those now, huh?
572
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,970
Hey, Corby,
573
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,011
you ever drive 120
miles per hour?
574
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,095
Oh!
575
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,773
- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah!
576
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,651
This is fucking awesome!
577
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,108
That's right! Oh!
578
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,278
Hey, I'm supposed to go back
to the Flo Boys tomorrow
579
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,647
to shoot a video,
but if we go now,
580
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,534
yo, they're pretty cool
and the pad is sick.
581
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,872
You wanna check it out?
582
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,134
- Yeah, that sounds cool.
- Let's do it.
583
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,618
All right, let's do it.
584
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,289
Whoo, baby!
585
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,415
All right.
586
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,129
Now if that doesn't
make your balls tingle,
587
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,919
I don't know what will.
588
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,962
Hey, listen, when we get inside,
589
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,296
I want you to play
it cool, okay?
590
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,881
I know it's the Flo Boy mansion,
591
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,154
but I don't want you touching
shit or taking any souvenirs.
592
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,388
- I wouldn't.
- Yeah.
593
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,349
You say that now, but
wait till you see it.
594
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,230
Okay.
595
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,476
- Whoa, Dr. Ben.
- Que Paso, amigo?
596
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,830
I'm actually not a
doctor right now.
597
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,154
Brock, I'm doing security.
598
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,359
Kev said if you were to show up,
599
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,281
take the keys,
600
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,649
never let you in
the house again.
601
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,371
The fuck?
602
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,458
Listen, clearly,
603
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,459
there's a little bit of
a misunderstand... oh.
604
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,750
No can do.
605
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,104
I'm just trying to
see the Flo Boys.
606
00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:01,258
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Not this time, buddy.
607
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,514
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
608
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,602
Corby, let's get a Uber!
609
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,468
- No, Brock!
610
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,225
Hey! Whoa, whoa, hey.
611
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,347
What the fuck is going
on? What the fuck?
612
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,163
- You cannot be here.
- Dr. Ben, what the fuck?
613
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,107
- He tricked me.
- It's not my fault.
614
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,648
Kyle was supposed
to be my backup.
615
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,861
- Fucking Kyle!
- Fucking Kyle!
616
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,901
Why can't I be here? Why?
617
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,297
Because I can't have you
distracting the boys.
618
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,621
Do you realize they made
no content today? None.
619
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,052
- What are you talking about?
- What...
620
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,446
What about our fucking
sick-ass rattlesnake vid?
621
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,405
Sweetie, I can't upload that.
622
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,786
Yeah, the Flo Boys hanging
out with a 45-year-old man?
623
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,844
I...
624
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,248
I have to laugh.
625
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,648
I mean, I'm literally
laughing right now
626
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,672
in response to what I just said.
627
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:48,716
Teenage girls don't wanna see
some sad dad grab a snake.
628
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,312
They wanna watch my boys dance.
629
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,307
I thought that video
was mad funny though.
630
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,309
No, it wasn't.
631
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,140
No, it was depressing and weird.
632
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,975
Dad, maybe we should just go.
633
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,810
- It's a misunderstanding.
634
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,855
Just please. Just
please. Listen to me.
635
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,149
Hey, if I'm just some sad dad,
636
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,693
then why you want
me as a client?
637
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,486
- I know.
- Wait, did I say that I did?
638
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,008
Yeah, you looked me right
in the eye and you said,
639
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,032
- "Welcome to the team."
- Welcome to the team. Yeah.
640
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,656
That's fundamentally
meaningless.
641
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,163
Kyle's part of the team.
642
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,515
I mean, that whole
rattlesnake thing...
643
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:17,869
That's your idea.
644
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,352
- Okay, okay.
- Let me break this down for you.
645
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,876
So I needed you to sign the
papers waiving your right
646
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,880
to compensatory damages
related to any prank,
647
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,593
video, or interaction with
me and the boys, okay?
648
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:33,014
So now you can't sue us for
the landmine explosion thing.
649
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,806
Wait, what landmine explosion?
650
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,519
Oh, something bad
ass your dad did.
651
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,809
Dude, he flew, like,
450 feet in the air.
652
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,194
So many feet.
653
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,191
Yeah, well, now your
dad has brain damage,
654
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,823
which is probably why he's been
acting like such a big bitch.
655
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,900
Okay, I'm really sorry I
didn't tell you sooner.
656
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,026
I just had to get
the papers notarized,
657
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,333
and then the boys gave
you their fucking car!
658
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,537
- Dude, it's okay.
- Like, Brock's cool.
659
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,327
- Yeah, man.
- You didn't have to trick him.
660
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,751
Guys, I did this for you, okay?
661
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,250
You could have gone to jail.
662
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:03,291
You could have... your channel
could have been suspended.
663
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,126
- Wait, for real?
- Yo, they take our channel?
664
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,302
Yes.
665
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,971
Brock, you gotta
get outta here, man.
666
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:13,930
- Yeah, for real right now.
- You're, like, toxic.
667
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,562
Bye-bye, old man.
668
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:17,228
Yeah, Brock, fuck you!
669
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,517
You're toxic, and
you need to go!
670
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,811
- Oh, shit!
- Oh!
671
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,685
- Oh, shit, Kyle!
- No fucking way!
672
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,743
- Corby, come on.
- Fucking let's go!
673
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,318
Where the fuck is this Uber?
674
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,655
- It's okay, Dad.
- It's not a big deal.
675
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,241
That Kev guy's a fucking joke.
676
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:39,206
He discovered Terry
Almost Drowns, Corby!
677
00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:41,997
All right? He's
not a fucking joke!
678
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,045
I'm sorry, all right?
679
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,836
I'm... I'm sorry.
680
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,761
Fucking out here trying
to be a YouTube star.
681
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,720
Jesus Christ, Brock.
682
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,601
That's fine.
683
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,757
I know you're just trying
684
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,175
to make the best
of a bad situation.
685
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,733
Yeah, a bad situation
I brought on myself.
686
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,848
You didn't bring it on yourself.
687
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,355
You got fired. There
was a computer glitch.
688
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,317
Wake up, son.
689
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:10,398
All right? There was no glitch.
690
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:13,065
I didn't file the
paperwork on purpose
691
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,874
'cause I wanted to get fired.
692
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,094
But that night at
the restaurant,
693
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,538
you were so upset.
694
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,618
Yeah, well, that's 'cause
I'm a great fucking actor.
695
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:22,964
I don't understand.
696
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,709
I... I thought you
liked your job.
697
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:29,092
I did, and then one night,
we were at Applebee's.
698
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,010
You were fucking there.
699
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:33,509
And I saw this guy,
you know, and he...
700
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,511
He was dressed the same
as me... Same khakis,
701
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,313
same button-down
shirt from Ross...
702
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,597
You know, he must have
just come from work.
703
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,561
He even ordered the same
fiesta lime chicken as me.
704
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,152
Same lite beer as me.
705
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,977
Then his fucking son sits down.
706
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,483
Do you know what
that kid's name was?
707
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,646
What?
708
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,065
Borby.
709
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,411
Yeah.
710
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,239
Borby?
711
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,624
Mm-hmm.
712
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,581
I don't know. Maybe
I misheard it, okay?
713
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:03,015
'Cause I was across the
room. That's not the point.
714
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,709
The point is,
715
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,550
my life was so unspectacular,
716
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,546
so fucking average
717
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:16,089
that there was just another one
of me walking around out there.
718
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:19,006
That's not what America's about.
719
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,095
We're supposed to be special.
720
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,061
So why not just quit?
721
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,272
I mean, why pretend
to get fired?
722
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,581
'Cause I needed
the unemployment,
723
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,395
and your mother
wouldn't understand
724
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:32,691
and she still fucking doesn't
and I don't blame her.
725
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,316
Where's
the fucking Uber?
726
00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:36,215
Do you know why I hate making
YouTube videos with you, Dad?
727
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,119
Yeah, 'cause they're
fucking stupid.
728
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,198
'Cause I thought
you hated it too.
729
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,043
I thought it was
just another thing
730
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:44,288
you were pretending to
be okay with, right?
731
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,250
Like... like how you're
pretending you're all right
732
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,132
- with Matt sleeping with Mom.
- Son, that's a...
733
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:53,050
I have a little bit
of an elbow situation.
734
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,549
- So, you know, your mom...
- Dad.
735
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,802
Come on.
736
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,564
Yeah.
737
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:05,975
Yeah, that Matt thing is
a full-on fucking tragedy.
738
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,019
I love making content, Corby.
739
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,274
Honest to God, I mean,
when that camera's on,
740
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,316
I feel like I
could live forever.
741
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,400
You know, like I fucking matter.
742
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,605
- You know, I...
- I used to always think
743
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:21,075
that you were just somebody
that shit happens to, you know?
744
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,657
Yeah. I know.
745
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,503
But you're not.
746
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:28,878
You're someone who
makes shit happen.
747
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,417
Thanks, son.
748
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,921
I mean, it means a lot to me
that you think that, but...
749
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,423
Yeah.
750
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,755
I'm not the guy that
makes shit happen.
751
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,892
I'm not. I'm too old.
752
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:43,349
And I have no one
to collab with.
753
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,310
And I have shitty
fucking equipment.
754
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:46,850
So let's buy some new equipment.
755
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,813
Corby, I'm broke.
756
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,653
I mean, I am broke.
757
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,026
Well...
758
00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,567
I mean, we could always
759
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:03,116
sell this.
760
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:06,079
Oh. What the fuck?
761
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:09,291
- Come on, Dad.
- It's the Flo Boy mansion.
762
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,632
I had to take a little souvenir.
763
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:16,718
- Oh.
- That's my fucking cameraman.
764
00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:18,336
That's my fucking cameraman.
765
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:21,143
- A camera.
- Yep, that's the one.
766
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,717
Top of the line.
767
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,023
Got a microphone.
768
00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:27,556
Yeah, professional grade.
769
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,600
And a gimbal.
770
00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:32,404
Still have no idea what
the fuck a gimbal is.
771
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,689
Well, all together,
that comes up to
772
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:37,903
$2,079.15.
773
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,791
Hey, how much we get for
pawning that necklace?
774
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,821
Ah, 2,500.
775
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:46,995
- Okay, so that's about...
- That's about 400 to spare.
776
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,577
What do you want? You wanna go
get some expensive haircuts?
777
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,502
Yeah? Some steaks and cigars?
778
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,711
Rent a couple Jet
Skis? Do some damage?
779
00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:55,962
All right, all right.
780
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:58,264
Oh. Oh, yeah.
781
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,008
How much are those drones?
782
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:03,550
Uh, 399.99.
783
00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:08,523
Ring her up.
784
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,938
Fuck yeah. We got picture.
785
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,855
Whoo.
786
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:22,202
Yeah, I'll show you
professional vids, Kev.
787
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,028
God damn!
788
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,766
Oh, no.
789
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,269
What the fuck?
790
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:18,694
Not a doctor. Shh.
57868
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