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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:23,500 [Narrator] Long ago, the arakacians ruled the galaxies. 2 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,170 Horror and devastation lay in their wake. 3 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,882 The source of their terrifying power 4 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,720 lay within a chamber on planet uroboris. 5 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:41,018 The waters it contained held the promise of everlasting life. 6 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,315 The chamber could only be opened with a single key 7 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,442 which, if ever found, 8 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:54,531 would guide its bearer back to the fountainhead of immortality. 9 00:01:55,949 --> 00:02:00,871 However, the key would drive all who touched it insane. 10 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:06,960 When the arakacians were finally defeated, the chamber was locked 11 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,381 and the key, cast out deep into space. 12 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,259 It has never been found 13 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,471 until now. 14 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,807 [Dramatic music playing] 15 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,467 [Computer beeping] 16 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,058 - [Iackhammer pounding] - [Man grunting] 17 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,727 [Man] Come on. 18 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,521 Give it up, why don't you. 19 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,568 - [Iackhammer breaks] - Damn. Not again. 20 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,699 I can't wait to get those new matter munchers. 21 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,202 I've had just about enough of these cheap heads. 22 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,920 [Shouts] 23 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,220 Hey, Tyler, major find here. 24 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,304 What is it? 25 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,810 I don't know. 26 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,272 [Dramatic music playing] 27 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,532 [Groaning] 28 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,913 Careful, it could be a class 4 biohazard. 29 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,624 What is that thing? 30 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,503 What's it doing? 31 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,380 [Groaning] 32 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,861 It's weird. 33 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,072 ["Silver future" playing] 34 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,574 [Grunting] 35 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,204 J“ what kind of creature do we have here... j“ 36 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,372 Tyler. 37 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,790 [Groaning] 38 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 What's going on? 39 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,586 Are you okay? 40 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,550 Should I call for a containment crew? 41 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,095 Tyler. 42 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,182 No, no, please. What are you doing? 43 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,142 - [Screaming] - [Iackhammering] 44 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:59,609 J“ you stand on the edge j“ 45 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,549 The guardian has revealed himself. The key has been found. 46 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:27,304 Odin, tell us. Is the day of the great darkness at hand? 47 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:33,143 Yes. It is written in the old books. The coming back time has begun. 48 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,814 Evil will descend upon us. 49 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,775 We must prepare to defend the chamber. 50 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,872 [Computer beeping] 51 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,965 [Man] Sanders, sector 3. 52 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,635 We're still waiting for their preliminary core samples. 53 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,512 What? How long have they been down there? 54 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,141 Over 12 hours. They must be going nuts. 55 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:19,064 Weird. System checks out, but no response. Deadsville. 56 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,484 Send someone down there. I want to know what's going on. 57 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,735 [Door opens] 58 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,237 I need a big ship to get somewhere. 59 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,532 What the hell do you think you're doing? Security. To the bridge. 60 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,544 Any other stupid questions? 61 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,003 Uh... [screams] 62 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:49,469 You, fat boy. Name and duties. 63 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,181 - Lambert, sir. Navigation's officer. - Drive. 64 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,768 Germain St. germain. 65 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,938 When I want your name, shit brain, I'll ask for it. 66 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,648 Take over engineering. 67 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,360 Plot a course for br-549, sector 7. 68 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,196 And somebody better get rid of this garbage. 69 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,950 [Alarm blaring] 70 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,619 Oh, and by the way... 71 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,790 You have 20 seconds to get us out of here. 72 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,556 ["Ion" playing] 73 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,708 J“ agents wonder about this world? J“ 74 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:07,213 j“ transmitter of empty bytes j“ 75 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,594 j“ shortwave burning up my sky j“ 76 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:28,943 J“ dead way, dead way j“ 77 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,698 j“ there's no return j“ 78 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,995 j“ there's no return! J“ 79 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,084 j“ there's no return! J“ 80 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,798 j“ there's no return j“ 81 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,591 [Upbeat music playing] 82 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,108 [Woman] Oh... 83 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,363 What are you still doing here? 84 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,698 I know. I'm going to be late for school. 85 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,742 Where's dad? 86 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,870 He's at the council meeting. I thought you were supposed to go. 87 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:26,788 Oh, shit. 88 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,289 [Ominous music playing] 89 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,181 [Germain] Do you believe any of that immortality crap? 90 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,309 I mean, think about it. A stupid key? 91 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,062 Yeah, call him a liar and see what happens. 92 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,940 Listen, this guy's getting weirder by the day. 93 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,901 Imagine in 10 years? Hell, 100. 94 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,487 You've got a point. 95 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,200 I am getting sick of it. Going all over the bloody place. 96 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,661 Looking for a stupid compound. 97 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,787 - [Lift whirring] - Shh. 98 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,792 - What have you got? - A fakk 2 planet, sir. 99 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,671 Death to all carbon-based life forms. 100 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,467 Federation assigned kitogenic killzone to the second level. 101 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,053 Which means, uh, it's a dead planet. 102 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,388 Scan it anyway. 103 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,183 [Lambert] I don't get it. 104 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,103 There's life out there. 105 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,106 The fakk 2 must have been from an old registry. 106 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:39,027 I want a bio-scan for compound h20-471. 107 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,153 [Computer beeping] 108 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,704 There are small traces in their systems. 109 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,374 Yeah. Immortality all over the place. 110 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,459 [Grunts] 111 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,463 Just remember, you're not immortal yet. 112 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,048 [Germain] Ow! 113 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,799 What's this place called? 114 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,220 Eden, sir. 115 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,808 Welcome to paradise. 116 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,944 And our irrigation programme is already showing promise. 117 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,823 Agro-production is up 5% in the last six months. 118 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,534 Phase two of our expansion project, 119 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:33,289 the development of the noma valley will begin in three weeks as scheduled. 120 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,377 Things look good, ladies and gentlemen. Our future is bright. 121 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,753 [All applauding] 122 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,547 ["Immortally insane" playing] 123 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:45,801 [People shouting] 124 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,435 Help kerrie. I'll get our air defences up. 125 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,771 Be careful. I'll see you up there. 126 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,485 Quickly. This way. 127 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,530 J“ deathlike silence j“ 128 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,199 j“ red clouds shake... j“ 129 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,871 [groaning] 130 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:20,545 J“ the undying battle of extinction j“ 131 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:25,550 j“ who would believe in sanctuary? J“ 132 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,803 j“huhj“ 133 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:35,309 j“ in sanctuary... j“ 134 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,896 kerrie! 135 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,448 [Gasping] 136 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,796 J“ ...Destroying j“ 137 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,298 j“ foundation j“ 138 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,218 j“ I'm going, I'm going j“ 139 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,095 j“ forever j“ 140 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,308 j“ immortally insane j“ 141 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,939 j“ immortally insane j“ 142 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,445 j“ immortally insane j“ 143 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,701 j“ immortally insane j“ 144 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:41,542 j“ Eden, hardly a tranquil place j“ 145 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:47,548 j“ the prophecy leers its hateful face j“ 146 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:53,137 j“ the warheads like lightning strike again and again j“ 147 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:58,559 j“ separating the land from the wolf and man j“ 148 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:16,452 J“ survivors will rise from strength and brain j“ 149 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,455 j“ the skulls of rivals... j“ 150 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,915 [shouts] 151 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:28,130 J“ the seeds of breeding swallow the waste j“ 152 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:33,219 j“ creating more for the next war j“ 153 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,228 [Clicking] 154 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,237 Julie. 155 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,160 Looks like the boys got a little trigger-happy. 156 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,456 When making an omelette, one breaks a few eggs. 157 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,674 [Germain] Here, let me help you. 158 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,052 [Kerrie coughing] 159 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,929 They attacked. 160 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:03,476 - You okay? - We never had a chance. 161 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:08,564 Hey, look at this. Alive one. 162 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,273 Leave her alone. 163 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,910 Get off of me. Let me go. 164 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,795 Feisty and sexy. 165 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,214 Careful, boys, this one's a keeper. 166 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,133 Pack them up. 167 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:40,262 Yes, sir. Splitsville, boys. We're moving out. 168 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,349 ["Green iron fist" playing] 169 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,898 [Germain] Hey. Hey. 170 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,149 Hey, wait for me. 171 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,152 - Lover boy, you're on your own. - [Germain] What? 172 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,613 You can't just leave me here like this. 173 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,449 Whoa! Wait a minute, man. 174 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:10,793 - Like the sign says, a dead planet. - [Henchmen laughing] 175 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,524 [Groaning] 176 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,984 ["Apparition" playing] 177 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,034 This won't hurt. It's just a DNA test. 178 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,829 The good stuff comes later. 179 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,167 [Tyler] Start with the others, doc. 180 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,755 - This one's special. - [Schechter] But of course. 181 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,009 What I need is in your system. 182 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,386 Not enough to make you immortal 183 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:07,391 but it probably keeps your people beautiful and healthy. Especially you. 184 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,603 I'll save you for last. 185 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:14,023 And if you're lucky, my dear, and play your cards right, 186 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,984 we'll spend a lot of quality time together. 187 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,072 [Shouts] 188 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:29,121 Perfect. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me. 189 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,750 Clean her up. 190 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,128 And I don't have to remind your kind, 191 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,088 she's mine. 192 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,139 [Julie grunting] 193 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,766 ["The dog's a vapour" playing] 194 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,595 J“ the moon sheds light j“ 195 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:31,100 j“ when all is dark j“ 196 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:35,980 j“ the dog's reaction j“ 197 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,359 j“ is to bark j“ 198 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,529 j“ is that the moon's fault? J“ 199 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,448 j“ tell me true... j“ 200 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:48,951 why? 201 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,309 [Grunting] 202 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,907 Oh, man, I should have been a cook. 203 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,993 Try this for an appetiser. 204 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,578 I didn't do anything. I swear. 205 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,371 You're one of them. 206 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:37,833 No. I mean, I was, but I ran away. I didn't kill anybody. 207 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,376 Who did this? 208 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,879 He took over our ship and forced us to come here. 209 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,381 - Who? - His name's Tyler. 210 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,716 Why did he attack? 211 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,427 He's nuts. He thinks he can live forever. 212 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:53,057 Where did he go? You've got one second. 213 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,227 Wait. Wait. I'll take you to him. 214 00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:00,064 - Where? - Do we have a deal? 215 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:07,196 - How long to fix this spacehawk? - Two hours, Max. I'm almost there. 216 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:14,119 You dropped your wrench. Aren't you going to pick it up? 217 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,461 What did I do, huh? 218 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,064 I am a genius. 219 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:47,027 [Tyler] Doc, this had better work. 220 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,374 I like the hint of lemon. 221 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,710 I'm so glad. 222 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,099 [Julie] So where are we going? 223 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:21,353 Uh... He said he needed to get to a jump port. 224 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,648 Computer, set coordinates for the closest spaceport 225 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,442 that can handle a class c vessel. 226 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,943 [Computer] Searching. Searching. 227 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:31,780 Confirmed. Neo Calcutta. Course set. 228 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,368 ["Missing time" playing] 229 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,507 [Germain] So, what's your name? 230 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:55,304 Listen. Don't talk, don't touch, don't even breathe, 231 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,058 - or I kill you. Got it? - I got it. 232 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,729 J“ black is everything j“ 233 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:08,776 j“ put me right out of my misery j“ 234 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,696 j“ do what you want to me j“ 235 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,743 j“ life outside goes on j“ 236 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:23,540 j“ my world is crashing inside out j“ 237 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,711 j“ I'm gently hacking off the hinges j“ 238 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:32,382 j“ erase the space erase the memory j“ 239 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,802 j“ missing time j“ 240 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,806 j“ what I don't know will never hurt me j“ 241 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,600 j“ missing time j“ 242 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:46,563 j“ cannot forget cannot remember j“ 243 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,649 j“ missing time j“ 244 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:52,611 j“ disinformation is forever... j“ 245 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,824 [Julie] Request incoming docking coordinates. 246 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,326 [Computer] Please continue holding pattern. 247 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:05,541 Lock in approach at anus-6370. 248 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:09,378 - Confirmed. - State the purpose of your visit. 249 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,922 - Revenge. - Processing. 250 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,592 Invalid entry. Resubmit. 251 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,637 - Family business. - Confirmed. 252 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,639 Forty-eight-hour access. 253 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:26,478 Visa file number urfukd-881. 254 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,356 Please submit identity. 255 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,947 Confirmed. Cleared for docking. 256 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:40,868 J“ erase the space erase the memory j“ 257 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,704 j“ missing time j“ 258 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,583 j“ what I don't know will never hurt me j“ 259 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,502 j“ missing time j“ 260 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:54,798 j“ cannot forget cannot remember j“ 261 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,301 j“ missing time j“ 262 00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:01,180 j“ disinformation is forever j“ 263 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,476 [indistinct chatter] 264 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,063 [Germain] Whoa. 265 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,107 All right. 266 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,525 [Julie] Ew. 267 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,776 You like this place? 268 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,946 Ugh. Looks like a lot of your type. 269 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:22,993 Well, I mean, after four days stuck in a spacehawk getting the cold shoulder, 270 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,746 it's not so bad. We could have a lot of fun here. 271 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,040 What are you, socially deprived? 272 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:31,501 I'm not socially deprived. Well, maybe a little. 273 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,419 But I mean... 274 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:37,591 "Sit down. What are you looking at? You snore. 275 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,053 Get out of my face. Shut the fuck up." 276 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,640 Hey, this is heaven compared to where I come from. 277 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,142 [Julie] Shut the fuck up. 278 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:59,488 Are you sure this guy Tyler is looking for a jump port? And to where? 279 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:07,454 We're talking high-grade, silicone-rubber flesh here. 280 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:12,668 And a pvc skeleton with plastic ball and socket joints for optimum movement. 281 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:16,129 You can customise her with a choice of seven synthetic hair dyes. 282 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,550 And optional entry ports with four speeds of suction. 283 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,136 Loveable, isn't she? 284 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,805 Well... 285 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,139 Check this out. 286 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:30,352 She's loaded with the latest micro-sensor orgasmatronic technology 287 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:36,275 and an expandable vocabulary of over 200 dirty words. 288 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,819 Test results indicate she's better than the real thing. 289 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,656 Go on, Venus. Show the gentleman what you got. 290 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,912 Please select your sexual preference. 291 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:53,041 Vaginal. Anal. Oral. Other. 292 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,877 Only 2,000. 293 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,381 I don't know. Two thousand, huh? 294 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,884 Unless, of course, you'd prefer the fellation blowfish. 295 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:08,515 Sick, twisted, low-life, scum-sucking pig. 296 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,809 At least I'll have someone to talk to. 297 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:11,892 Oh, no. 298 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,478 What? 299 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,315 That's him. The tall one. 300 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,778 - Let's go. - I'll wait here. 301 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,071 But he'll see me. 302 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,532 - You don't know what he's like. - Yeah, right. 303 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,284 Chickenshit. 304 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,873 ["Inside the pervert mound" playing over speakers] 305 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:42,758 Baby. 306 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:52,601 J“ she can suck holes in my world j“ 307 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:59,775 j“ she can twist my nerves like wires j“ 308 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:05,405 j“ everybody crawls up and down the walls j“ 309 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,242 j“ up and down the cracks in each other backs j“ 310 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:12,954 j“ in and out the holes in everybody's souls... j“ 311 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,588 God, this is fun. 312 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:27,969 J“ she excites the pervert inside of me... j“ 313 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:29,888 [shouts] 314 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:34,267 J“ she knows how to make me howl j“ 315 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:36,937 [howls] 316 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,316 J“ all of the insects crawling on her sex... j“ 317 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,778 nobody touches these... 318 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,531 But me. 319 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,158 Bar towel. 320 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,466 Yes! Oh, god! 321 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,262 Hello? Captain Tyler, metal mammoth mining. 322 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,013 We need some drinks. 323 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,980 We should make it fast. We don't want to miss the jump. 324 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,939 Screw the jump. 325 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,526 I've got all the time in the world. 326 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:28,363 - Besides, something just came up. - [Lambert] But... 327 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,618 - [Screams] - You just found the man of your dreams. 328 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,036 [Woman groaning] 329 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,301 [Tyler laughing] 330 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,642 [Blaster cocks] 331 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,014 [Burps] 332 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,897 When you kill someone, darling, make sure he's dead. 333 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,232 What the hell? 334 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,484 [People shouting] 335 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:19,432 [Groaning] 336 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,032 Well... 337 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,742 Looks like happy hour is over. 338 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:42,622 - Hey. Who's gonna pay for all of this? - This ought to take care of it. 339 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,749 Here. Keep the change. 340 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,168 What? Holy shit. 341 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,087 Grenades! 342 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,922 - [Grenades beeping] - [People shouting] 343 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,025 [Germain] Julie? 344 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:12,986 Julie? 345 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,031 Julie. Are you all right? 346 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:23,538 He died. And then he was alive again. 347 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:24,998 Now you know. 348 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,376 I don't know dick. How does he do it? 349 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,754 He's got this weird potion. 350 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,298 And a key leading him to some chamber of immortality. 351 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,592 Why didn't you tell me that before? 352 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,887 "Sit down. Get out of my face. Shut the fuck up." 353 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,349 Okay. Okay. 354 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:46,144 So if I take away his potion, he'll stay dead, right? 355 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,397 If you can get close enough. 356 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,735 [Julie] That's him, isn't it? 357 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,112 Son of a bitch, he's getting away! 358 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:59,616 [Tyler] What more could the universe want in a tyrant? 359 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,620 Perfect body, perfect mind. 360 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,291 - Irresistible charm. - Perfect psycho. 361 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:12,504 [Chuckles] Psycho? Time to come out and play. 362 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,589 Don't even think about it. 363 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,424 [Alarm blaring] 364 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,179 The hyperspace jump. There's always something. 365 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,058 I'll make it up to you later, sweetheart. 366 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,105 Let me out of here, you bastard. 367 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,614 [Germain] Oh, yeah. This is fun. Oh, yeah, this is good. 368 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,703 Oh, yeah, I'm having a good time. 369 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:49,874 Cortez to jump control. Set lock-in for uroboris. 370 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,378 [Computer] No pre-set lock-in. Set coordinates. 371 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:57,215 Quadrant 9, sector 4013, in the terackian system. 372 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,842 Scanning location. 373 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,388 Warning. No return jump port. 374 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,056 Please confirm lock-in. 375 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,308 -Confirmed. —but... 376 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:10,311 It'll take us forever to get back. 377 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,565 That won't be a problem, once we get there. 378 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,112 We'll never make it. This thing's a death trap. 379 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:24,534 - It's gotten us this far. - This far is nowhere. 380 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,703 Spacehawk in hyperspace equals death. 381 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,122 - Stow the bag. - [Groans] 382 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:30,790 ["Alcoholocaust" playing] 383 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,837 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus! 384 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:56,900 - Are you nuts? - I'm not going to lose him now. 385 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,154 J“ this whole world is ours so let's take it... j“ 386 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,046 [Germain shouting] 387 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,473 You can't just piggyback theirjump. 388 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,109 A tractor beam. Are you insane? We're going to rip to... [screams] 389 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,094 - [Computer beeping] - [Lambert] What the hell is that? 390 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,762 We've got company. 391 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,431 Excuse me, "company"? What do you mean "company"? 392 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,977 [Lambert] See that blip? It's like somebody hitched onto ourjump. 393 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:19,065 That could change our trajectory. I want them dead. Now. Take them down. 394 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,693 I've never heard of anyone firing on a ship in hyperspace. 395 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,611 Do you have a better idea? 396 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,906 - Do it. Now. - Oh, man, that's suicide. 397 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,794 We lost them all. They're toast. 398 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,879 Send the bomber. 399 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:45,466 One more word, and I'll send you. 400 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,807 Oh, shit. 401 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,228 We're hit. I knew it. I knew it. 402 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,938 This is all your fault. 403 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,696 Do something. 404 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,239 - Ooh. - [Screams] 405 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,420 The tunnel's breaking up. 406 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,464 We're not going to make it! 407 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,886 [Alarm blaring] 408 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,394 Oh, yes. Do it. Do it. 409 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:39,771 [Sucking noises] 410 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,970 I sense the key is here. 411 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:17,558 For the moment, it is best if Zeek and I assess the threat alone. 412 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,269 [Creatures snarling] 413 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:08,608 [Coughing] 414 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,732 My ampoules. 415 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,444 [Groaning] 416 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,741 Oh, I'm afraid it's down to you. 417 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,119 No. Please. 418 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,331 [Kerrie gasping, whimpering] 419 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,213 Lambert, damage report. 420 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,175 Lambert, I want a damage report. 421 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,681 [Coughing] 422 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,146 Don't worry, I'm fine. 423 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,941 Yeah? Like I give a shit. 424 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,319 What's the status on the double d—4os and munitions? 425 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:34,987 We found a wheel. 426 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:36,823 Personnel? 427 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,449 Seventy... 428 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,827 Seventy-eight percent dead or missing. 429 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,036 Life scan? 430 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:48,584 There's a town, looks like it's about 10 or 12 miles north of here. 431 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,378 Flight status? 432 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,380 You've got to be kidding. 433 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,675 Gather the weapons, what's left of my men, 434 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,844 shoot the injured. We're moving on. 435 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,946 - [Sex robot] Yes. - Germain? 436 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,283 [Sex robot moaning and speaking indistinctly] 437 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:29,667 Was it good for you? 438 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,964 I'll start you off like this. 439 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:39,385 The next step, in three or four days, depending on your production, 440 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:42,013 will be the body tank. 441 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:43,097 [Kerrie gasps] 442 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,433 You're sick. 443 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,395 I'm a sick genius. 444 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,730 [Grunting] 445 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,325 [Zeek] I can't breathe. 446 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,119 Get off my face. 447 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,207 What are you? 448 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:54,168 I'm Zeek, what are you? 449 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,258 You're so soft. 450 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:02,551 I'm harder than you think, little stone man. 451 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:06,639 Please, you must not touch my master Odin's property. 452 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,976 He's left me with the responsibility to guard it. 453 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:14,063 Relax, your thing is safe with me. Where is your master? 454 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,023 [Odin] I am Odin. 455 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:20,695 Please excuse my little friend. He takes his duties very seriously. 456 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,864 - What are you called? - Fakk Julie. 457 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,283 [Groaning] 458 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:29,787 Julie, soft. Very soft. 459 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,498 You're not from our world, are you? 460 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:35,167 Hardly. What is this place? 461 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:39,755 Uroboris. Some call it home. Others call it hell. 462 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:42,925 My master says you come from the sky. 463 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,386 Do you have it? Do you have the key? 464 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,930 I don't know anything about a key. 465 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,683 I crashed here trying to kill a madman who won't die. 466 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:53,394 I did see two fireballs. 467 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:57,231 The other was headed in the direction of a city called shantaar. 468 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,901 It's not far from here. We'll take you there. 469 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,946 Yeah. So please, come with us. 470 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:08,075 Tell me more about this madman. 471 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,788 Bastard named Tyler, killed everyone I ever cared about. 472 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:18,002 Our legends say that whoever carries the key becomes insane. 473 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,755 [Julie] That's him all right. 474 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,843 [Odin] I'm sorry. I sense your sadness. 475 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:28,512 It's hard to be the last of your people. 476 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,434 ["Rough day" playing] 477 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,486 [All shouting] 478 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,019 [Screaming] 479 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,737 J“ simply a rough day j“ 480 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:28,965 j“ 'cause I'm going to hurt you j“ 481 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,951 j“ going to cause so much pain, pain, pain... j“ 482 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:39,708 [Tyler] Not much of an army. But it's a start. 483 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:44,171 Look. The ugliest one seems to be sitting in my chair. 484 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,008 J“ simply a rough day j“ 485 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,303 j“ I don't mean to hurt you going to do it anyway j“ 486 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,932 j“ fly your gut, every tear, every rip j“ 487 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,615 j“ bleeds you I don't need to hurt you j“ 488 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,812 j“ going to cause so much pain, pain, pain... j“ 489 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:12,450 Hey, you, ugly. 490 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:13,534 Yeah? 491 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:17,037 Your mother is a hectarian whore's handbag. 492 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:22,126 - [Shouting] - [Crowd cheering] 493 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,784 Molten lava? We have to cross this? 494 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:59,413 Yes, shantaar lies on the other side. 495 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:04,543 - I hate this place. - How are we going to cross? 496 00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:05,836 [Creature hisses] 497 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:12,635 I am chartog, guardian of the red river. 498 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,678 I know the way across, 499 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,890 and I will tell you. 500 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,310 You just have to... [giggling] 501 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:24,230 Kiss me. 502 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:25,773 No way. 503 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,860 What's the matter, my precious? 504 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,907 Don't you find me attractive? 505 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,036 If this is what it takes to kill Tyler. 506 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:44,792 That's a good girl. Help your friends. 507 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,294 It will be over soon. 508 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,673 Who will I have to kiss to get back? 509 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:54,677 [Grunting] 510 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,561 [Zeek] Hey, what are you doing? 511 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,355 We're waiting for you. 512 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,734 Son of a bitch. Kiss this. 513 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,659 [Odin] Your people have strange customs. 514 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:22,037 [Julie] Hmm. Tell me about it. 515 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,691 Mortality sucks, immortality sucks. 516 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,943 Everything sucks. 517 00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:57,281 Oh, shit. 518 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,619 This really sucks. 519 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,320 ["Tirale" playing] 520 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,656 Is he the one you search for? 521 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,742 Oh, yeah. 522 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:51,085 Yeah. Come on, Tyler. 523 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,183 [Tyler shouting] 524 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:10,187 - Shit. - I'm your new leader. Me. Yeah. 525 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,362 Oh, now we're up the creek. 526 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,543 When you kill someone... 527 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,714 Make sure they're dead. 528 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:41,301 [Screaming] 529 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:45,848 Yo, baby. 530 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,104 [Crowd cheering] 531 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:02,906 I am Tyler. Your new lord. 532 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,290 Oh, yes. 533 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:18,297 Blind adulation makes me so horny. 534 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,507 Bring me a wench. 535 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,384 [Grunts] 536 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,852 Master, he's the one with the key, isn't he? 537 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:36,523 And he's far too powerful for us to deal with alone. 538 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,192 Leave that to me. 539 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:42,946 Julie, you are too impulsive. Please, think about this. 540 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,158 - Think about what? - The key. 541 00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:50,496 - You don't understand. - You worry about the key. 542 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:52,289 Tyler's mine. 543 00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:59,087 She is letting her thirst for revenge rule her mind. 544 00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:30,744 A little retro, but hey. 545 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:34,289 [Yawns] 546 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,542 [Door opens] 547 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,924 Where'd they find you? Hmm? 548 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:49,888 I hear you're very special. I've come a long way to meet you. 549 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:58,772 - You're not a robot, are you? - Why don't you find out for yourself? 550 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:02,276 God, I could say I've died and gone to heaven, 551 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,570 but that wouldn't be true. 552 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:09,241 Which part, the dying or the heaven? 553 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,712 I know I'm irresistible, but what do you want? 554 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,714 I want you... 555 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:26,800 And what you have. 556 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,928 There's a price to pay for immortality, 557 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:32,973 and the universe is going to pick up the tab. 558 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,559 How original. 559 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:38,478 Every king must have a queen. 560 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,398 Do you want me? 561 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,109 Take a wild guess. 562 00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,198 Forever? 563 00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:52,618 Shut up. 564 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,912 [Tyler moans] 565 00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,583 [Rock music playing] 566 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:10,844 Time to die. 567 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:17,516 Die. 568 00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:24,942 What are you doing? 569 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:30,656 - Stop. - I can't. The master told me. 570 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,785 Stupid rock. You stupid rock. 571 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:48,507 What does it take to get laid around here? 572 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:53,053 I had him. Ten more seconds and he was dead. 573 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,931 We thought you were in trouble. 574 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:59,351 Julie, it's too late. 575 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,937 It's not just about you and Tyler. 576 00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:06,817 What Tyler seeks lies within the walls of the holylands. 577 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:12,072 He will come, and we will all be judged. 578 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:16,743 What do you mean you can't find them? 579 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:23,417 How do you lose a six-foot bitch with a talking rock? Huh? 580 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,210 How do you do that? 581 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:28,839 - We looked everywhere. - You idiots. 582 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,465 Gather the troops. 583 00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:33,677 [Germain] So this is it, huh? 584 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:39,307 I could sure use a drink and a little social give and take. 585 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,311 Well, there goes that idea. 586 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:04,708 Can we stop for a moment? I'm not as young as I once was. 587 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,085 I'll see what lies beyond. 588 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,924 Eden was beautiful. 589 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,969 Then he destroyed it. 590 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,722 Master, come see. 591 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,243 [Grunting] 592 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,375 It's time for the next phase. 593 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:51,254 Don't. Please. 594 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:54,758 In five minutes, you will lose all senses. 595 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,680 It will seem like a very peaceful dying. 596 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:04,309 - [Alarm beeping] - What? We have company. 597 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:17,656 [Creatures whispering] 598 01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:28,375 What have they done? 599 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,011 - Kerrie. - [Kerrie] Julie! 600 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,763 - _[rock music playing] - [Grunts] 601 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,598 I don't appreciate being disturbed. 602 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,569 Do you like this? 603 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,955 You shouldn't have done that. 604 01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:26,641 Now I'm really upset. 605 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:34,691 I am worried, master. The soft one has been inside too long. 606 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,987 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 607 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:42,449 I know where you are. 608 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:45,327 I can smell you. 609 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:46,536 [Julie groaning] 610 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,126 Help me. 611 01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:01,760 - Kerrie, what about the others? - They're all dead. 612 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:05,263 Come on. Hang on to me. 613 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:11,811 It's okay. 614 01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:14,688 Nearly there. 615 01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:16,650 [Grunting] 616 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:21,905 Hurry, run. 617 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,503 [Explosion booms] 618 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,432 Hey. Isn't that where we crashed? 619 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,271 My ampoules. No. 620 01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:06,366 I've had it up to here with that bitch. 621 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:11,788 When I find her, I'll make her immortal so I can screw her and kill her 622 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:16,042 every hour of every day for all eternity. 623 01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,586 We march on the holyland now. 624 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,514 [Odin] Where the key goes, horror follows. 625 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,517 All in the sacred name of immortality. 626 01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:34,644 Why us? 627 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,772 [Odin] Do your ancient books not teach you about the arakacians? 628 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,733 [Julie] We have no ancient books. 629 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,902 They were destroyed so our people could live in peace 630 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,071 without the memory of past evil. 631 01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:50,160 To forget history is to allow evil to rise again, Julie. 632 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,079 More sinister and ruthless than ever. 633 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:56,708 - Is Tyler an arakacian? - [Odin] He is not. 634 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:58,376 Many centuries ago, 635 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:03,131 the arakacians discovered an ancient tear in the fabric of the universe 636 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:07,052 from which flowed a liquid capable of bestowing immortality. 637 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,221 They enslaved my ancestors 638 01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:13,016 and forced them to build a chamber in the holy/ands 639 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,061 to contain this unnatural power. 640 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,773 And so it was that the arakacians ruled in infamy 641 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,817 until my people were able to lock the chamber 642 01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:25,487 and cast the key deep into space. 643 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:31,076 Without their life-giving waters, the arakacians became mortal 644 01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:33,787 and we were finally able to defeat them. 645 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,539 But now Tyler has the key. 646 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:40,210 Yes. The key which holds the promise of immortality 647 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:43,713 but also renders its bearer insane. 648 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,799 Such is the curse. 649 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:49,719 The promise of immortality? He's already invincible. 650 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:52,180 No. He is not. 651 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:56,476 The key is guiding him to the everlasting waters, 652 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,269 but he has yet to reach them. 653 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:00,688 Why did he have to destroy Eden? 654 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,691 [Odin] The arakacians also occupied your colony 655 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:08,071 and stored some of the liquid there as they ravaged the universe. 656 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,907 Over time, it seeped into the earth. 657 01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:14,494 Your people absorbed traces of it into their systems. 658 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,955 Which Tyler distilled from their bodies. 659 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,498 [Odin] Yes. 660 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,917 Not enough to render him immortal, 661 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,920 but now he has the strength to reach the chamber. 662 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:27,632 A whole people destroyed because of the lust for power of one man. 663 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:32,262 It has happened before, Julie. It will happen again. 664 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,639 Not with Tyler. 665 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,101 ["Hate me" playing] 666 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,821 [Man] Welcome back, master Odin! 667 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,673 - [Man] Odin, the key? Is it here? - [Odin] I'm afraid so. 668 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,258 As we speak, 669 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:56,930 the carrier and the vile scum of shantaar descend upon our city. 670 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:02,185 We have done all we can to prepare. We will fight to the death. 671 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,460 You know each other? 672 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,629 He tried to save me at the school. 673 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,547 It was nothing. 674 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:57,842 And where did you meet? 675 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,552 We're sisters. 676 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:04,807 - The elders have been killed. - The elders have been killed. 677 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:07,477 - There's a traitor among us. - Warn the others. 678 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,230 There it is. 679 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:16,235 The chamber of immortality that holds the everlasting waters. 680 01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:57,360 The last one. 681 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,377 [Rock music playing] 682 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:28,307 Everybody fight. Come on. 683 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:00,965 Come on. Come on. 684 01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:23,446 [Germain] Okay. This is going to suck. 685 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,079 Help me. 686 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,416 [Grunting] 687 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,220 Huh? 688 01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:35,977 You fool. 689 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,396 That was my last one. 690 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:41,148 No, no. Please! 691 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,671 Tyler. 692 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:35,494 - Aw, thank you, soft one. - Anytime. 693 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:46,047 [Speaking alien language] 694 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,348 Hey, asshole. 695 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,100 You again. 696 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,246 [Screams] 697 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,159 Did you miss me? 698 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,302 You always hurt the ones you love. 699 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,221 Like this? 700 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:18,764 [Screaming] 701 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,268 [Screams] 702 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:31,152 Hold that pose. I'll be right back. 703 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:02,975 It's mine. It's all mine. 704 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,685 [Laughing] 705 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:26,123 Bring it on, bitch. You're really starting to piss me off. 706 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:29,877 You are not worthy of the holy waters. 707 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:32,213 Not today. 708 01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:37,593 [Odin screams] 709 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,529 [Bones crack] 710 01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:01,033 Remember this on your way to hell. 711 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:11,460 The insanity has to end now. 712 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:19,468 Now, we must destroy the key. 713 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,805 [Odin] Perhaps not. 714 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:28,727 Why? 715 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:34,733 Because I am arakacian. 716 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:38,195 My charade fooled the insufferable holylanders. 717 01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:40,531 And even that little stone idiot. 718 01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:43,868 What makes you think a pathetic mortal could stop me? 719 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,982 [Odin laughing maniacally] 720 01:18:18,903 --> 01:18:20,404 You fools. 721 01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:24,408 You fools. 722 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,806 I must fulfil my destiny. 723 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:07,576 [Julie] Zeek. 724 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:09,328 [Odin] Stop! 725 01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,873 - You must. - [Odin] Zeek, I command you. 726 01:19:22,716 --> 01:19:26,679 Goodbye, soft one. I'll never forget you. 727 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,016 [Odin] No! 728 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,726 Stop! 729 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:54,622 Julie. 730 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,298 It's over. 731 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,762 Whoa! Hey. 732 01:20:08,846 --> 01:20:12,057 - Let me help you. - Oh, no. He survived. 733 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:13,726 Are you okay? 734 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:16,895 What does it look like, you dickhead? 735 01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:30,075 Eternity is a long time to spend alone. 736 01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,910 What are you talking about? 737 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:37,082 Does this mean we're gonna be immortal? [Chuckles] 738 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,335 Because if that's true, you know... 739 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:41,670 Listen, I'm going to be around for a long time. 740 01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,672 Hey, who took the key? 741 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:46,342 Hey, does this mean we're friends now? 742 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:50,012 Because I've been putting up with a lot of your crap, so... 743 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:53,223 I think it's payback time. Come on, you know you love me. 744 01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:54,308 Come on. 745 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:17,998 [Zeek] And so the key to the chamber of immortality 746 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:23,337 was once again cast out into the silent gulfs of space 747 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:30,552 with a new stone protector to guard it against evil. 748 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,165 ["Buried alive" playing] 749 01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,688 J“ it's the season of the dark horse j“ 750 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,898 j“ the ocean of the night j“ 751 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,609 j“ it's the angel of mercy j“ 752 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,862 j“ leaving you behind j“ 753 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,072 j“ in this moment j“ 754 01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:34,783 j“ you ache for the cure j“ 755 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:36,535 j“ you're pleading j“ 756 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:37,911 j“ save me j“ 757 01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:39,621 j“ give me some more j“ 758 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,291 j“ there's no shelter tonight j“ 759 01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:44,460 j“ no escape from the pain j“ 760 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:47,129 j“ there is nothing j“ 761 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,465 j“ no end to this game j“ 762 01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,550 j“ you're so wicked j“ 763 01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,595 j“ evil and cruel j“ 764 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,472 j“ it won't save you j“ 765 01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:57,890 j“ save me j“ 766 01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:00,309 j“ from what I'm gonna do j“ 767 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,145 j“ you're just a victim j“ 768 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,856 j“ you're just a number j“ 769 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:08,025 j“ a dead man walking j“ 770 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:11,195 j“ buried alive j“ 771 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,238 j“ you're just a victim j“ 772 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,908 j“ you're just a number j“ 773 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,910 j“ a dead man walking j“ 774 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:21,455 j“ buried alive j“ 775 01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:34,927 J“ there is no better hand j“ 776 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,638 j“ there are no better days j“ 777 01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:39,264 j“ and it's coming j“ 778 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:42,559 j“ the fury and the rage j“ 779 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:45,229 j“ my vengeance j“ 780 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,314 j“ will rain down on you j“ 781 01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:48,857 j“ there's no mercy j“ 782 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,234 j“ have mercy j“ 783 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:52,611 j“ from what I'm gonna do j“ 784 01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:55,864 -j“ you're just a victim j“ -j“ you're a victim j“ 785 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,659 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ you're a numberj“ 786 01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:00,911 j“ a dead man walking j“ 787 01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:03,288 j“ buried alive j“ 788 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,958 -j“ you're just a victim j“ -j“ yeah j“ 789 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,627 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ a number j“ 790 01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:10,504 j“ a dead man walking j“ 791 01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,924 j“ buried alive j“ 792 01:24:42,286 --> 01:24:45,414 J“ it's the season of the dark horse j“ 793 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,541 j“ the ocean of night j“ 794 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:50,127 j“ I'm the angel of mercy j“ 795 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:52,588 j“ and you are my child j“ 796 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,548 j“ my sweet love j“ 797 01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:56,883 j“ evil and cruel j“ 798 01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:59,344 j“ it won't save you j“ 799 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,763 j“ my child j“ 800 01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:05,183 j“ but you can't hide from me now j“ 801 01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:10,814 j“ and you can't turn back the page j“ 802 01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:15,527 j“ yeah, you can feel me coming j“ 803 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:19,072 j“ you can feel the fury j“ 804 01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:26,163 you can feel the rage j“ 805 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,165 j“ you're just a victim j“ 806 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,001 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ yeah, just a numberj“ 807 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:33,086 j“ a dead man walking j“ 808 01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:36,256 j“ buried alive j“ 809 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:38,383 j“ you're just a victim j“ 810 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,969 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ just a number j“ 811 01:25:41,053 --> 01:25:44,014 j“ a dead man walking j“ 812 01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:45,932 j“ buried alive j“ 813 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:48,310 -j“ you're just a victim j“ -j“ just a victim j“ 814 01:25:48,393 --> 01:25:51,021 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ just a number j“ 815 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,066 -j“ a dead man walking j“ -j“ walking j“ 816 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,109 j“ buried alive j“ 817 01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:58,487 -j“ you're just a victim j“ -j“ yeah j“ 818 01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:01,198 -j“ you're just a number j“ -j“ aw, yeah j“ 819 01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:03,408 j“ a dead man walking j“ 820 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,744 j“ yeah, you are buried j“ 821 01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:08,163 j“ yeah, you are buried j“ 822 01:26:08,246 --> 01:26:09,790 j“ yeah, you are buried j“ 823 01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:16,880 j“ alive j“ 824 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:21,802 ["you don't know what it's like" playing] 825 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:31,353 J“ did you give up? J“ 826 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,981 j“ did it get easier? J“ 827 01:26:35,065 --> 01:26:40,362 j“ did all those things you wanted come together in the end? J“ 828 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,281 j“ was I the one? J“ 829 01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:47,327 j“ was I even there? J“ 830 01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:52,040 j“ did you ever really notice how I never really cared? J“ 831 01:26:54,167 --> 01:26:57,921 j“ she smiled and looked at me and said j“ 832 01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:03,176 j“ you don't know what it's like j“ 833 01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:05,679 j“ what it's like, what it's like j“ 834 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:08,932 j“ you don't know what it's like j“ 835 01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:11,685 j“ what it's like, what it's like j“ 836 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:17,149 j“ I feel like nothing at all j“ 837 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:20,444 j“ you don't know what it's like j“ 838 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:23,488 j“ what it's like, yeah j“ 839 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,324 j“ I feel like nothing at all j“ 840 01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:28,702 j“ I feel like nothing j“ 841 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:34,624 j“ 'cause you don't know what it's like j“ 56791

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