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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 想在此处添加您的广告信息？立即联系 www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,598 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}番王興兵來犯境 3 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,935 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}玉門關外動刀兵 4 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,571 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梨花親自掛帥引 5 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:48,007 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大破火網保邊城 6 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:51,811 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誓殺俘虜 7 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:56,441 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}聲威振 8 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,389 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}火網陣侍候 9 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:45,189 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.哎呀 10 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,273 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}飛毛腿.放水 11 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:27,967 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}知道了 12 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,313 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}上面是危樓.沒有人住 13 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,614 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們要趕快控制火勢 14 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:35,603 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要讓它蔓延 15 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,206 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}記住.沒有我的命令不要進去 16 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,114 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Yes.sir 17 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,387 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.聽到了沒有 18 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,718 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿Sir說沒他的命令.不能進去 19 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:43,721 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}請我我都不進去 20 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,083 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命啊 21 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,388 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命啊.救命啊 22 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,728 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒.你幹什麼？ 23 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:53,800 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}上面有人呀 24 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,562 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有人？ 25 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,263 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神經病.哪裏有人呀？ 26 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,312 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}八八九.叫那些人退後一點 27 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,013 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 28 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:10,005 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命啊.救命啊 29 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,310 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.七零二二 30 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:21,790 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命啊.救命啊 31 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,538 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.快.救生網 32 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:52,785 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你發什麼瘋呀你？ 33 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,835 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}七零二二報到.Sir 34 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,537 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神主牌.你把它當女人 35 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:05,697 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}桌子你可以當沉殿霞了 36 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,071 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怎麼那麼會幻想呀？ 37 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,043 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是呀.阿Sir.我不是幻想 38 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,340 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我真的看見一個女人 39 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,312 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.你坐下來.慢慢告訴我 40 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,114 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Yes.sir 41 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:17,412 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒誒.不是那裏.是這裏 42 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,879 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這裏沒有椅子.怎麼坐呀？ 43 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,979 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有.這一張不就是嗎？ 44 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,361 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看見了？ 45 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,755 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有.我沒有看見 46 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:34,801 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不過通常我們看不到的 47 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,598 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你都看得到.對嗎？ 48 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,167 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}請坐 49 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,897 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你知不知道消防最高的守則是什麼 50 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,244 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嚴守紀律.服從上司.Sir 51 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:49,010 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}很對.我現在命令你坐.坐 52 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:49,980 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Yes.sir 53 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,055 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你看.你看對不對？ 54 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,190 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明明沒有椅子你當有 55 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:57,986 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是有毛病呀？ 56 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,791 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你命令我坐的嘛 57 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:02,156 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我現在懷疑你患了色情錯亂癥 58 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:05,625 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因為極度需要女人.以致精神分裂 59 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,425 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在任何環境之下.都會產生幻覺 60 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,203 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}觸摸每一樣東西 61 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,228 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}都會幻想觸摸女人肉體一樣 62 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,699 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在醫學上.這叫性若失 63 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,709 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這種專業名詞你聽過沒有？ 64 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:17,573 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒聽過 65 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,474 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當然沒有 66 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:23,440 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你這種態度是不是 對我的醫學常識有懷疑呀？ 67 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,485 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我沒這麼說過 68 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,287 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有.我從你的眼神看得出你絕對有 69 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,490 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看.這個是電話.這個是杯子 70 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,692 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果我硬說這個電話是杯子 71 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:33,420 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你說行不行呀？ 72 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,254 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}告訴我.行不行？ 73 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,123 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那.還有....哎喲 74 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,367 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿Sir 75 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,801 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}電話和杯子有時候也會弄錯的 76 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,500 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我現在不跟你談這個 77 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,063 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這件事你叫我怎麼向外界交代呢？ 78 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,299 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}難道說你撞邪了？ 79 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,724 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還是跟人家說 80 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,392 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們的消防隊員精力過剩 81 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:07,552 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而產生性幻覺呢？ 82 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,836 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿Sir.你怎麼了？ 83 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,141 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你.你不要過來.出去 84 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:24,607 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出去 85 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,769 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Yes.sir 86 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:27,976 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}等等 87 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,507 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}把你朋友帶走 88 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:32,614 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我朋友？ 89 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:33,953 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不管什麼東西 90 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,386 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你立刻在我面前消失 91 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,649 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我現在放你三個月假 92 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,157 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}然後當你擅離職守.革職查辦 93 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,124 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出去 94 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,967 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不幹就不幹.當個局長了不起呀？ 95 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,142 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}停 96 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:04,947 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要 97 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:11,985 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打 98 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,019 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}時辰到 99 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,303 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}到到到到到 100 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,702 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}到到到到 101 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,769 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神鬼人.人鬼神 102 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,412 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有鬼有人 103 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,306 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}格外留神 104 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,618 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}三分像鬼七分像人 105 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:39,886 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}九成是好人.一成是壞人 106 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,683 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是鬼還是人.浪費精神 107 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,290 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呸.呸呸呸呸 108 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,757 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}牛鬼蛇神 109 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:49,117 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}各位觀眾.冤鬼大使馬後炮又來了 110 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,060 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.好煩 111 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:54,892 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇塞.更無聊 112 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:59,796 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這一集的主角就是怡香院的飄紅 113 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,706 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她在一個很靜很靜的晚上 114 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,703 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有什麼人.收工算了 在一個月黑風高悽迷飄零的晚上 115 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,015 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}飄紅就出來了 116 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,879 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大家想不想知道發生什麼事呢？ 117 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,778 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.小姐.要不要我載你一程呀？ 118 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,182 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}上來吧 119 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,898 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}飄紅一生為男人而生 120 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,559 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也為男人而死 121 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,736 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而且她死得很慘很慘 122 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:34,239 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐.去哪兒？ 123 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:36,236 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你說去哪兒就去哪兒嘛 124 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,440 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}難道我說去開房間你也去？ 125 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:40,874 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你決定吧 126 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:42,670 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼狗屎運呀 127 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:47,584 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怎麼了？ 128 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,288 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不知道為什麼 129 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,085 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的心撲通撲通地跳 130 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,681 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不信的話.你摸摸嘛 131 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,227 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你再忍耐一下 132 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,396 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我馬上找個地方給你按摩 133 00:09:58,698 --> 00:09:59,926 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可走運了 134 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,604 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算你是唐三藏 135 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,595 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也無法抗拒她的魅力 136 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,173 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}更沒有辦法抗拒她的舌尖輕舔 137 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,278 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別那麼急呀 138 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,509 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當她秋波微送.慾火焚身的時候 139 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:18,808 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也就是死神向你招手的時候了 140 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,364 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}雖然她亂殺人 141 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,731 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是我們不應該怪她 142 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,843 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因為如果不是我們男人對她不仁 143 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,902 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她也不會對我們不義 144 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,547 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以各位聽眾 145 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,811 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}做人千萬不要起色心 146 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,148 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好了.今天就到此為止 我終於找到知心人了 147 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,112 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明天同一時間再會 148 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,923 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今天晚上又有人送錢給我花了 149 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,136 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你少得意.打完了才知道 150 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,728 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你今天運氣差.死定了 151 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,640 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒.糟了 我覺得你屋裏好像有人吶 152 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,972 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你別嚇唬我.家裏只有我一個 153 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,211 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就是有小偷 154 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,012 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 155 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,001 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊喲！ 156 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,098 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去你媽的.敢做小偷.我打死你 157 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,993 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別打.別打 158 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,864 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別打嘛.他是我表弟呀 159 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,297 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼樣？沒事吧？ 160 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,233 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你早點說嘛.老兄啊 161 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,634 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的朋友呀？ 是呀 162 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,540 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不知道嘛.對不起 163 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,835 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誤會.誤會 164 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,383 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒.不是小偷.不是小偷 165 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,147 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是我表弟.我表弟.我表弟 166 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,253 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.我知道 167 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,915 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是想找個地方把酒瓶放好 168 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,083 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.好.你坐下坐下 169 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,527 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}胖子.自己拿啤酒喝 170 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:09,595 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我跟我表弟聊聊 171 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,323 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你過來過來 172 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,554 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.坐下 173 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,424 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼了.不用上班呢？ 174 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,233 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊哈.沒有.我放假回來走走嘛 175 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,068 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是不是沒錢用了？ 176 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,168 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誰說的.我剛剛才發的薪水 177 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:27,971 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}被人開除了？ 178 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:29,742 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是啊 179 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:35,814 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥從小就一把屎一把尿的 把你給拉把大了 180 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,656 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還在我面前放假屁 181 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:38,645 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拿來 182 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,760 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我只是想換換工作環境嘛 183 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,154 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別騙我了 184 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,631 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這樣也好 185 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,565 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}用不著再擔心你什麼時候受傷 186 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,964 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你們兩兄弟有話等一會再講嘛 187 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:50,736 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打麻將啦 188 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,670 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去.打麻將.去呀 189 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,536 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.別擔心.表哥還養得起你 190 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,075 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來了來了 191 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,167 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.快一點嘛 192 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,274 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看看是誰 . 哦 193 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,442 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來了來了 194 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,384 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿Sir.什麼事呀？ 195 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,750 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}知不知道三更半夜打麻將 會妨礙鄰居呀？ 196 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,118 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還沒開始打怎麼會妨礙呀？ 197 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,584 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是不是三缺一呀？ 198 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,692 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀.你怎麼知道？ 199 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:14,954 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}三缺一很難過.我湊一角 200 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,228 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿山.別逗了.快進來吧 201 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,891 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.妨礙公務有罪的 202 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,473 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}先講好.今天只打八圈 203 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,462 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別沒完沒了的 204 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,112 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.坐錯位子了.坐錯位子了 205 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,340 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}莊家應該在對面 206 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,382 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來嘛.在那邊才對嘛 207 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,542 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是瞎子呀 208 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,553 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來.坐這裏才對嘛 209 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,055 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼每次東都是這邊 210 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,347 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}錯不了呀 211 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,427 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是因為你.害我被人開除了 212 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,304 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.到你了.快點呀 213 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,572 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹嘛？趕著輸呀？ 214 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,542 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.眼睛不方便也可以打麻將嗎？ 215 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,614 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他不是眼睛不方便.是瞎子 216 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,943 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以才要跟我打麻將嘛 217 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,755 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊.要是你們三個串通了 218 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:17,619 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他不是永遠都輸嗎？ 219 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,823 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}切.我們希望.可是你表哥不准呀 220 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:22,328 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對了 221 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,023 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你有沒有聽過瞎子精啞巴毒？ 222 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,121 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誰騙得了他呀？ 223 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哼哼.跟你們幾個打麻將 224 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,696 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我早準備好你們什麼花樣都會出了 225 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:31,758 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}八萬 226 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,809 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.表弟呀.沖幾杯茶來 227 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,605 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 228 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,038 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？ 229 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,707 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想問問你們喝什麼茶 230 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:44,984 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.隨便啦 231 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:45,882 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 232 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,025 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用客氣.坐下來好了 233 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:53,753 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹嘛？ 234 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,124 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你站著打麻將呀？該你了.摸牌呀 235 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,988 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒誒.你幹什麼？ 236 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,134 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我拿出去放好.免得打爛 237 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,066 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼打爛了？ 238 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,237 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒什麼.我摸了個花 239 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,864 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打爛了.沒平胡了 240 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:08,974 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我把它拿出去了 241 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,316 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}五簡 242 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,518 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}五 243 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:24,484 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}十 244 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:25,318 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}十五 245 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,285 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有 246 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,220 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}五 247 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,022 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}五呀.五呀 248 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,925 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打麻將.劃什麼拳呀 249 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,424 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不劃就是了嘛 250 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:37,263 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.我摸到了.我摸到了我摸到了 251 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,861 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這麼開心幹什麼？你自摸呀？ 252 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,665 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是.我連絕章北風都摸到了 253 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,504 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一萬 254 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,370 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}請把腳拿開一點 255 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,938 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？什麼事？ 256 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,579 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}恩 .啊 257 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,044 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拖地.很快.對不起 258 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,614 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你表弟真不錯.好.好 259 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,887 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}紅中. 碰 260 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,431 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}說碰就得碰.別出老千 261 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,103 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}七簡 262 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,371 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}碰 263 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,943 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我碰了.你不要摸牌呀.九萬 264 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,001 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不摸就不摸 265 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,107 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一簡 266 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,148 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}碰 267 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,216 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一簡.我開個槓 268 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,545 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}花.花 269 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,163 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就不信摸不到 270 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,330 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 271 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,776 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}自摸清一色.三辣 272 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,369 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.粗粗糙糙的很可能會摸錯了 273 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,245 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對呀 274 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,045 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們全都睜著眼睛看不見？ 275 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,086 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你手拿開點.讓我看清楚再說 276 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,280 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}給錢給錢.給錢 277 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,649 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.自摸清一色 278 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,816 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的手氣可真好 279 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,756 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小意思.哈哈哈哈哈 280 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,820 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.不打了.不打了 281 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,530 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那.這裏一千三百塊.找我二十塊 282 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,390 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不打了.不打了 283 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,397 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再打嘛 284 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,269 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼打？ 285 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,396 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這個絕章五簡也能被他摸得到 286 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,040 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對呀.我也不打了 287 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,439 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這個樣子怎麼打？ 288 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,642 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可以讓他睡覺呀 289 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,507 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不想睡.我想陪你們玩通宵 290 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,177 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看看.怎麼打呀？ 291 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:28,907 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不打了.不打了 292 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,942 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}給錢給錢 好好 293 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,651 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別說我不讓你們報仇呀 294 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,050 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}改天我請你們喝酒 295 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,178 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.改天再玩 296 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,750 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來.我扶你出去 好 297 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,592 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的衣服.陳先生 298 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,822 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.謝謝.哦 299 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,364 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你幫我放回去 300 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,390 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.誒 301 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,840 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你跟那個瞎子打麻將 302 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,670 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明明是騙人家嘛 303 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,644 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人家叫瞎子看風水.不也是被他騙 304 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,475 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他騙人.我騙他.天經地義 305 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,474 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你這樣做.你當心會折壽呀 306 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,275 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊？我折壽？ 307 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,556 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}找誰呀？ 308 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:11,423 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}馬後炮在不在？ 309 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,856 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼馬後炮？下象棋呀？ 310 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,583 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}找我的.問他是誰 311 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,928 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是誰呀？ 312 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,622 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒消息`呀 313 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:18,887 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒消息`呀 314 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,561 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來了.來了 315 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,936 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我聽電話你小點聲行不行？ 316 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,531 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒消息`.是不是有什麼好消息`？ 317 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,037 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有群鄉下來的大姑娘 318 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,769 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鄉下來的.那做老婆合適 319 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,371 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你早應該找個老婆了 320 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,516 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}能不能把她們約出來讓我挑一挑 321 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,717 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是不怎麼漂亮 322 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,520 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要緊 323 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,181 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不漂亮沒有關係.像林青霞就行了 324 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,211 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}謝謝你 325 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,958 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不自量力.還要挑呢？ 326 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,653 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以為我要呀.替你找呀 327 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,827 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不給你找 328 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,294 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你一輩子也娶不到老婆呀 329 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,592 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神經 330 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,364 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}蠢蛋 331 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,699 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}都這麼大人了 332 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,132 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}永遠躲在家裏做家務 333 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,701 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不做.難道你做？ 334 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:57,924 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀你 335 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,728 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我拜託你.不要再做女人工作了 336 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,573 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還耍性格 337 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,736 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以後有事求我.看我會不會幫你 338 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,412 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.恩人.我要他求你 339 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,626 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}都二十幾歲人了 340 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,389 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}連女人的手都沒摸過 341 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,520 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}將來怎麼娶老婆`生孩子 342 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,635 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼沒有水了？ 343 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,406 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}耶.你這個混蛋.怎麼搞的嘛 344 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,532 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}把水管搞得亂七八糟的 345 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,116 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.快來幫忙 346 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,787 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}叫救命我也不幫你 347 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,317 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀.救命呀.救命呀 348 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,426 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？ 349 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,428 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒事 350 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,162 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒事不要亂叫嘛 351 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:46,905 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 352 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:55,783 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 353 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,219 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.快來幫忙呀.表弟.快來呀 354 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,594 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要亂叫行不行？ 355 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,686 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不行呀.著火啦 356 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:04,926 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哪裏著火呀？ 357 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,090 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這裏呀.前邊呀 358 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,994 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}刷牙的時候抽什麼煙嘛.真無聊 359 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:12,664 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那 360 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:38,753 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你早 361 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,225 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}馬後炮.你梅毒呀？ 362 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是沒有毒呀 363 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:42,859 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那一定是皰疹了 364 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,397 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別開玩笑了 365 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,837 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就是梅毒`皰疹一起了 366 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:46,633 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對了 367 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,340 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你有沒有看過鐘樓怪人？ 368 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,867 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}安東尼昆演得多好.我學他呀 369 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,979 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我看他是有毛病 就是嘛 370 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,657 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎.最近實在太背了 371 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,352 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}連表弟都跟我吵架 372 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,858 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我來個倒轉乾坤.避避邪 373 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,629 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊.鍋呀 374 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:12,321 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這麼大的鍋掛在門口 375 00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:13,585 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怪不得那麼倒霉 376 00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:22,160 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哪來的水呀？ 377 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,504 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.躲到電視機裏再說 378 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,071 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼那裏也有水？ 379 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:41,286 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}恨胡兒興人馬 380 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:44,483 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}中原來侵 381 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:49,961 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}迷霧滿天際 382 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:55,024 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}千里布戰雲 383 00:23:55,567 --> 00:24:00,595 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不知何日將番奴驅盡 384 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:07,746 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}柔情萬縷 385 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:13,013 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}寄付無人 386 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:18,288 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}冤家令我添怨恨 387 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:22,727 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}何日裏興壇郎 388 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:26,356 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}比翼 389 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,403 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}雙飛 390 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:37,103 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}共偕鴛盟 391 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,078 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼會這樣？什麼戲.這是？ 392 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,113 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.到底怎麼樣？打還是不打呢？ 393 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:51,617 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我說過不打了 394 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,720 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒誒誒.這不是開玩笑 395 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,096 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看他紅光滿面.像三德和尚似的 396 00:24:58,096 --> 00:24:59,364 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}保證你一人吃三家 397 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:00,626 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}馬後炮 誒.小姐 398 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,257 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別走.你叫什麼名字？ 399 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,927 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幾點鐘下班？我帶你去游車河 400 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,439 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}活該.活該 401 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,202 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}叫你跟我打牌你不打 現在被人打了 402 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,899 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我寧願被人打.也不跟你打麻將 403 00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,646 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的話你是不信 404 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,511 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有一件事由不得你不信 405 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:17,713 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？ 406 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,043 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你命帶桃花劫 407 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,753 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我每天都想被桃花劫呀 408 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:25,319 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你今天晚上就會被劫 409 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,824 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}笑.他還以為我跟他開玩笑呢 410 00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:32,122 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}馬後炮.你根木就是開玩笑 411 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,833 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們兩個別以為我開玩笑 412 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,266 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是真的.我絕不騙你 413 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,298 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}除非你的女朋友不再出現 414 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,902 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一出現就雷雨交加`烏天黑地 415 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,875 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哈哈.你剛剛在電台講完故事 416 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,035 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在來嚇唬我？ 417 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,471 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}烏天黑地？ 418 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,842 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}正點呀 419 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,517 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你剛才說的那個女人是不是她？ 420 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:27,686 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你現在相信我了？ 421 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:28,420 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相信 422 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,854 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我剛才不大相信.現在好相信呀 423 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:33,320 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那要看看有沒有緣份嘍 424 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,153 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有.我覺得我跟她好有緣份 425 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,796 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以為說說就算了？笨蛋 426 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,168 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是真的想認識她？ 427 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:43,862 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當然啦 428 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:47,963 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這樣.行.你拔她的頭髮給我 429 00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:48,768 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹什麼？ 430 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,508 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你有沒有聽說過結髮夫妻呀？ 431 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,606 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}聽說過 432 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,846 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就對了.你去拔她的頭髮給我 433 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,871 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就把你們變成結髮夫妻 434 00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:58,750 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這靈不靈的？ 435 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,115 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那還是不相信我？ 436 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:01,953 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你不相信.我相信 437 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,784 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我相信.不要亂來跟我搶呀 438 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,961 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是騙那個胖子？ 439 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:10,825 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是真的 440 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,062 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐 441 00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:19,767 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐.你的錢掉了 442 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,532 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是我的 443 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,165 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那是我的了 444 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,242 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊.小姐.你的頭髮好漂亮 445 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:33,983 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我自己也知道 446 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,153 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可不可以.... 447 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,017 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不可以 448 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:37,651 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的意思是.... 449 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:38,586 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒意思 450 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,372 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好了.有了 451 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,236 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你可真有一套 452 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,507 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在怎麼樣？ 453 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:04,946 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那『把頭髮給我 454 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:11,382 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你把頭髮在食指上繞這麼幾個圈 455 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,692 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}繞完之後呢 456 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,889 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對著那個女人.就這樣子 457 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:20,688 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吸這麼一下 458 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,831 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她自然會對你有好感了 459 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:25,265 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好感有個屁用 460 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:26,871 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你還想怎麼樣？ 461 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:28,236 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當然想那個啦 462 00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,267 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想那個呀 463 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,903 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也可以.就像我這樣 464 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:36,546 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再多吸一次.她就會發浪了 465 00:28:41,419 --> 00:28:43,410 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.她真的發浪了 466 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,356 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你說過那個女人是我的 467 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:46,624 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}給我吸.給我來吸 468 00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:48,626 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的手指怎麼可以讓你吸呢 469 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:49,320 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我來吸 470 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,429 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用吸了.來不及了 471 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,833 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐.要不要喝杯東西呀？ 472 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:11,714 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在這裏喝不好.我們換個地方喝吧 473 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,246 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 474 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,012 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你喝了這杯.我們就走吧 475 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:16,782 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 476 00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:24,729 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再見 477 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:27,357 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.喂餵馬後炮.馬後炮 478 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:33,395 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.馬後炮.你搶了我的馬子 479 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,098 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我咒你得中風.得愛滋病 480 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:36,533 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你個赤佬 481 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,643 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐.小姐 482 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:43,677 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事啊？ 483 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:50,586 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒關係.馬上好.馬上好 484 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:05,436 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}媽呀.吸了這麼多次她都不明白 485 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,870 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真是個豬腦呀 486 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,734 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}糟了.忘了開門 487 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,340 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鑰匙呢？ 488 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,614 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}醉 貓.活著也是白活 489 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,893 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}乾杯.再喝 490 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,746 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}舒坦了 491 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,946 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這麼快就找到女朋友了？ 492 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:56,887 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.表哥 493 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,913 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.你喝醉了？ 494 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,223 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.表哥 495 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,594 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一定是你送他回來的.謝謝 496 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,127 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你醒一醒呀.喂 497 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,736 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對不起.我先扶他回房 498 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,604 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你長得好帥呀 499 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,749 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別開玩笑了 500 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:28,443 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎喲.到哪兒去喝？ 501 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,787 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可以照顧他.你先回去吧.謝謝 502 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:45,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你好 503 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,168 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我把你當淑女.你別把我當西門慶 504 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,337 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我送你到門口 505 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,115 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你說話很直爽 506 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,709 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}直爽才有快感.你說對不對呀？ 507 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,010 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的身體很強壯 508 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,891 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我最喜歡強壯的男人 509 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:08,358 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你可不可以讓我摸一摸？ 510 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,720 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你讓我覺得很充實.很有爆炸力呀 511 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,557 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我熱得像爆開一樣 512 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,366 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你抱緊我呀 513 00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:18,600 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}抱呀 514 00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:19,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想.... 515 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:23,231 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想什麼？別想了.做才實際呀 516 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,003 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想你一定是出來撈的 517 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:30,271 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.我頭暈了.快點扶著我 518 00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,654 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你把我抱得好興奮呀 519 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,057 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有.我沒有抱你呀 520 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:40,786 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有呀.有呀 521 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,925 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來呀.怕什麼？ 522 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,627 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對不起.我去開門 523 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:04,405 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你找誰？ 524 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:09,615 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐.你找誰呀？ 525 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:13,083 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是什麼人？ 526 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:15,782 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以前是個好人.現在是個好鬼 527 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,061 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他是我的恩人 528 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,330 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是他現在是我的獵物 529 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,161 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼獵物.你獵狗呀你 530 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,626 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我等這個壯男很久了.讓路吧 531 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,498 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你..... 532 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,861 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對不起 533 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,601 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐.太晚了.別騷擾人家了 534 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,843 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.原來你們是姐妹倆 535 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,537 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀是呀 536 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,268 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}太晚了.我們走吧 537 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,448 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.那你先送她回去 538 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,245 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我暫時不想走 539 00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:42,186 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對呀對呀.這麼晚很難叫車 540 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,653 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我等她一起走 541 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:45,423 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}既然這樣 542 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:48,085 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可不可以.你請我們喝杯茶呢？ 543 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:51,996 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不會不歡迎吧？ 544 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:52,997 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不不不 545 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:54,692 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們先坐一會.我倒茶給你們 546 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,672 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可是提醒你了.他早晚是我的人 547 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:03,237 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你最好別多管閒事 548 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:05,943 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你找誰做替身我都不管 549 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,274 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是不能找他 550 00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:11,980 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果得不到他.我是絕不會罷休的 551 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,513 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那我對你不客氣了 552 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:17,889 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是嗎？我是吃軟不吃硬的 553 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,517 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.我肚子餓了.有沒有東西吃？ 554 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,020 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.我煮麵給你吃 555 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,446 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你姐姐呢？ 556 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,976 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她累了.想躺一會 557 00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:49,220 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好吧.那你們隨便吧 558 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,278 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我去煮麵給你們吃 559 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,291 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這燈好漂亮 560 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,856 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你想拆下來？ 是呀 561 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,926 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她一看見漂亮的東西就失去人性了 562 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,289 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這個麵一定很好吃 563 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:37,425 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你嘗嘗 564 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,765 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好香呀 565 00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:43,473 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒放味精.吃吧 566 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,749 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你幹什麼？ 567 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,961 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒事.她東西掉了嘛 568 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:07,856 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我幫她撿 569 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:16,733 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒東西呀 570 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,538 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你姐姐又怎麼呀？ 571 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,009 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她覺得太辣了.麻煩你倒杯水給她 572 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,110 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 573 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:43,501 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的麵吃完了 574 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:44,968 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可不可以再給我一碗呀？ 575 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:45,964 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀 576 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,470 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真能吃呀 577 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:56,043 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼啦？ 578 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,472 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我陪你一起拿 579 00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:58,645 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 580 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,396 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀 啊？ 581 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:21,865 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}要不要我幫忙？ 582 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:24,665 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用了.我自己收拾就行了 583 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,911 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你姐姐怎麼走了？ 584 00:37:38,055 --> 00:37:40,387 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀.她不舒服先回去了 585 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,823 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我也得走了.再見 586 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:47,159 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？ 587 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,934 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒什麼.我聽人家說 588 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,492 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}譚詠麟的歌很好? 589 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:53,067 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他正在開演唱會 590 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,202 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明天我不用煮飯給我表哥吃 591 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,175 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不過演唱會的票很難買得到 592 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:03,673 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}假如能買得到的話.我想.... 593 00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:16,151 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有別的事了？我走了 594 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,933 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真笨.連約她都不敢 595 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,012 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼會那麼像呀？ 596 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,281 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你的話.我就敢約了 597 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:15,419 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明晚准八時正 598 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:16,886 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}共進晚餐.玲字 599 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:22,984 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲？她是誰呀？ 600 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,427 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}昨晚上那個女的.一定是她了 601 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,030 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.表弟 602 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:34,031 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}起來起來.表弟.快起來 603 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:36,865 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}起來.我有重要的話跟你說 604 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:38,770 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹什麼？ 605 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:41,876 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}起來起來.起來呀 606 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,882 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今天晚上給我烤兩隻雞 607 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,214 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}煮一鍋羅宋湯.買兩支香檳 608 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:49,320 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}用腦子想想.還能夠弄點什麼？ 609 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,844 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我今天晚上要回來吃飯 610 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,215 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你吃得了嗎你？ 611 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,958 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怎麼了.你睡糊塗了你？ 612 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,229 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我晚上要跟女朋友燭光晚餐 613 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,096 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你聰明一點.自動消失懂了吧 614 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:04,062 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還有還有.你幫我佈置得浪漫一點 615 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,803 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}羅曼蒂克一點.知道了 616 00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:06,633 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼羅曼蒂克？ 617 00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:08,302 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}浪漫嘛 618 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,832 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}浪漫和羅曼蒂克都分不清？ 619 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,636 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怪不得這麼大年紀也討不到老婆 620 00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:26,153 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吃什麼烤雞.我快成烤雞了 621 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,457 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.表哥.幾點回來？ 622 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:40,533 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.我今天電台有事趕不回來了 623 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:41,760 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你陪她吃好了 624 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:43,207 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不行啊 625 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:45,505 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你快點回來.我不會招呼人呢 626 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:48,212 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別逗了你 627 00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:50,077 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陪人家吃頓飯你都不會？ 628 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,216 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我十點多鐘一定趕回來 629 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:54,582 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}記住.招呼歸招呼 630 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,582 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她很有可能就是你未來的表嫂 631 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,689 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要看見漂亮的女孩子 就起色心呀 632 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,426 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}未來的表嫂 633 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:03,950 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是蓋的？快點回來呀 634 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,095 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}行了行了 635 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,723 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我一辦事就馬上回來.拜拜 636 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,128 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這麼快就來了？ 637 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:25,940 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼會是她？ 638 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,212 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你呀 639 00:41:33,924 --> 00:41:35,789 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是找錯地方了？ 640 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,718 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是在等人呀？ 641 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:39,120 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是啊 642 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,488 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那還不快請我進去坐？ 643 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,664 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.請進來坐 644 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:50,630 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她是我未來的表嫂？ 645 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:53,500 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真是好有情調 646 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,438 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有想到你這麼會討女孩子喜歡 647 00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,016 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這不是我的主意 648 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,381 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是我表哥叫我這麼做的 649 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,143 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那你表哥的主意也蠻不錯的 650 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,655 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可不會這樣弄 651 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:08,552 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那你會怎麼樣？ 652 00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:11,652 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我？好.你看著 653 00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:18,435 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我認為這樣子最好 654 00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:19,925 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}起碼可以看清楚你 655 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:22,061 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}原來你想看清楚我？ 656 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,339 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對了.這隻雞你想怎麼吃？ 657 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:28,543 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}隨便怎麼吃都行 658 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,369 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀 659 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,514 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我吃死你 660 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:39,789 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}弄隻無情雞給你嘗嘗 661 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:42,784 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}醜八怪 662 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,099 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}做個引度辣咖喱雞給你嘗嘗 663 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,599 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}辣你個蕩婦.辣死也沒人救 664 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,903 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}辣死你個賤婦.叫你一輩子做蠢婆 665 00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:11,822 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}辣你個騷貨.叫你一輩子沒人要 666 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,084 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}要不要幫忙？ 不要 667 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:18,790 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我跟我表哥 從小到大都不用女人幫忙 668 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,296 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那你做菜一定很拿手 669 00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:25,069 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還可以.雞馬上可以吃了 670 00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:26,229 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你先坐一會 671 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,201 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 672 00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:34,971 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}豈止是拿手.簡直是辣手 673 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:39,742 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？什麼事？ 674 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,080 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}手指頭割破了 675 00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:43,512 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我拿OK繃給你 不用 676 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:44,646 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是你流血了 677 00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:45,889 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}告訴你不用嘛 678 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:50,092 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我來幫你把雞弄好吧 679 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,261 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要碰我的雞 680 00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:52,489 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我說過不要女人幫忙的 681 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:54,391 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}免得表哥回來又罵我 682 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,097 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥？ 683 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,129 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我只是想幫你而已嘛 684 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,735 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果你不歡迎我的話.我走好了 685 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,109 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不歡迎你就不會開門讓你進來 686 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:07,940 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不歡迎你就不會烤雞給你吃 687 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:10,544 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不烤雞給你吃就不會割傷手了 688 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,984 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你先去坐一會 689 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:15,508 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}很快就可以吃了.行吧 690 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:24,183 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你為了歡迎我.就烤雞給我吃 691 00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:26,354 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}為了烤雞就把手指頭給割傷了 692 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,799 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那麼割傷了手指之後呢 693 00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:30,100 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就不能烤雞給我吃 694 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,226 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒雞吃我肚子餓 695 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,235 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你乾脆讓我自己來烤好不好？ 696 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:35,435 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}手指頭給我 697 00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:46,347 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}行了 698 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:53,824 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒 699 00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:56,384 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這隻雞是我們兩個人合作的結果 700 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,959 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你先嘗嘗看好不好吃？ 701 00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:01,327 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不行.這雞是特別為你烤的 702 00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:06,134 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那好吧.我們一起吃 703 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:08,533 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀 704 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,798 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大不了一起辣死 705 00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:15,801 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼不可以這樣吃雞 706 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,050 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}烤得好不好？ 707 00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:25,150 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 708 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,993 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我覺得味道差了一點 709 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:30,961 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我去加點辣椒油啊 710 00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:31,655 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 711 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,040 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真奇怪.辣椒油用光了 712 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:47,168 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那我們繼續吃 713 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:48,041 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀 714 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:50,903 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你渴不渴？ 715 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:52,779 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這酒好棒呀 716 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,072 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用了 717 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,478 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可能是你表哥回來了 718 00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,156 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}糟了 719 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,389 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼糟了？ 720 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,160 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有.你幫我去開門 721 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,228 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我弄些東西給我表哥吃 722 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:04,922 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 723 00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,426 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}毀屍滅跡 724 00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,094 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}太太.叫你小孩別把雞骨頭扔過來嘛 725 00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,938 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對不起.我會罵他們的.不好意思 726 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:18,939 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真是 727 00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:23,646 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我表哥呢？ 728 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:24,777 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她找錯人了 729 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,918 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不是白吃了 730 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:34,654 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你沒有白吃.不過我是白來了 731 00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:43,057 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我留了字條是約你不是約你表哥的 732 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,325 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你要是再提你表哥的話.我可走了 733 00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:58,271 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}辣死我了 734 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,282 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}先生.還沒找錢呢 735 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,215 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用找了.當小費吧 736 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:06,221 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}謝謝 737 00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:17,196 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.我回來了 738 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:24,103 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}臭小子.一定想給我一點驚喜 739 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:35,385 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哈囉 740 00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:38,555 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不可能呀 741 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,684 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.這下糟了.雞也吃光了 742 00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:47,555 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一定是飽曖思淫慾 743 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:54,365 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊.酒能亂性 744 00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:58,899 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}衣服都脫了 745 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:05,073 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不會的.不會的.不會的 746 00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,046 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不可能收拾這麼乾淨 747 00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:24,559 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.一根毛.還是卷毛 748 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,692 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟頭髮是直的 749 00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:28,665 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鴛鴦戲水 750 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:31,903 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們這對狗男女 751 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:36,976 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}血？ 752 00:48:37,114 --> 00:48:38,638 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這下可全完了 753 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:41,974 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}變成殘花敗柳了 754 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,182 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一定是這個臭小子 755 00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:47,791 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一定是你這個臭小子 756 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,326 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}王八蛋.我殺了你 757 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:50,093 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}王八蛋 758 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:50,991 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是我呀 759 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,421 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.你一個人在家裏呀 760 00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,695 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這可不能丟臉呀 761 00:48:57,534 --> 00:48:59,365 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我現在正在亨受呢 762 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:01,995 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}親愛的.拿杯酒來 763 00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:03,499 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼樣？ 764 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,474 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是嗎？是不是昨天晚上那個女的？ 765 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,708 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可不就是她嘛 766 00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:12,409 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她可厲害了.剛剛要了七次 767 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:15,485 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒想到她是日木車的身材 768 00:49:15,485 --> 00:49:16,509 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}美國車的油缸 769 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:18,281 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}加來加去都加不滿 770 00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:19,612 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你吃得消嗎？ 771 00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:20,790 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我快吃不消了 772 00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:22,390 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎喲.她又來了 773 00:49:23,393 --> 00:49:26,794 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她把我給推倒了.她現在親我 774 00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:28,461 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}親我的臉 775 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:29,900 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}親我的鬍子 776 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,128 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}親我的耳朵 777 00:49:31,401 --> 00:49:32,663 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還親我的脖子 778 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:35,433 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她整個人都壓下來.我快要死了 779 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:39,267 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀.她就快要親你的腦門子了 780 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,610 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怎麼知道？ 781 00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,937 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她現在是不是正在爬上來呀？ 782 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:45,872 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.是呀 783 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:52,055 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我偷偷的告訴你們.她是處女 784 00:49:52,055 --> 00:49:53,044 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊？ 785 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,085 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.我不是跟你們開玩笑.是真的 786 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:00,230 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}笑什麼？ 787 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:04,997 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我笑你的馬子現在在酒吧裏 勾引別的男人呀.蠢蛋 788 00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:09,170 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}臭小子 789 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,212 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別喝太多了 790 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,550 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女人嘛.這次沒有了 791 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,279 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你就再吸一個回來不就行了嘛 792 00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:24,086 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別提了.不要再提了 793 00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,347 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別喝了.我們一起走吧 794 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:27,487 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們先走吧 795 00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:29,192 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你再喝.喝死你 796 00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:29,988 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走吧 797 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:31,995 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}少喝點.別喝醉了 798 00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:32,723 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}知道了 799 00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:35,989 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小弟.半打 800 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:40,369 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幸虧你帶我來.我自己還不會來呢 801 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:42,939 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果你喜歡的話 802 00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:44,270 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們可以常常來玩 803 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:45,832 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的假的？ 804 00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:46,905 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的 805 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:54,150 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇 806 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:55,943 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好恐怖呀 807 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:58,877 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}舊了一點 808 00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:00,986 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這裏是後台化粧室 809 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:05,695 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}很多年沒有人用過了 810 00:51:05,695 --> 00:51:06,457 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀 811 00:51:07,097 --> 00:51:08,999 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我帶你到這個地方來 812 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,159 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是有些話想跟你說 813 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:11,525 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你先坐下 814 00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:12,829 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}坐？ 815 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,765 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不是要講鬼故事給我聽吧 816 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:19,770 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怕鬼呀？ 817 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:22,645 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼有什麼好怕的 818 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,285 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}劉大叔 819 00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:35,417 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不用怕.他不是鬼呀 820 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,830 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嚇死我了.我還以為撞鬼了呢 821 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,923 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是以為.你真的撞鬼了 822 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,301 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}劉大叔.你這樣會把他嚇死的 823 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:46,792 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果我的煞氣不大.會被你嚇死的 824 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:48,801 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇.他把你當鬼 825 00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,197 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不是有話跟我說嗎？ 826 00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:54,774 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在不是時候.改天再告訴你吧 827 00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:56,307 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們走吧 828 00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:58,041 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走就走吧 829 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,971 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}臭小子.出來.快點出來 830 00:52:29,846 --> 00:52:31,211 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喝點水解解酒 831 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:48,687 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}手足手足.我沒有足還要手嗎 832 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,999 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我決定不要手了 833 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:57,338 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怕了吧？休想我同情你 834 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:03,580 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}早知有今日.何必當初呢 835 00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,571 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你就算.... 別求他.別求他 836 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:06,650 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我非找他算賬不可 837 00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:08,515 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}急得我一身汗 838 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:11,488 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我請你幫個忙 839 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:13,888 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}找不到樊梨花 840 00:53:14,891 --> 00:53:17,553 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我等人回不了家 841 00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:20,118 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.你別昏倒啊 不好看 842 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:22,956 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂喂喂.不要關不要關.你不要關 843 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,402 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}叫誰呀？ 叫你呀 844 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:26,136 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你這個大笨蛋 845 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:26,898 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我？ 846 00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:28,495 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}難道這屋子裏還有別的笨蛋嗎？ 847 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:32,003 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有.我表弟比我還笨呢 848 00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:33,543 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是你這個表弟 849 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:34,840 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}害得我們到現在都收不了工呀 850 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,172 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你認識我表弟呀？ 851 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,240 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是因為你表弟 把我們的女主角帶去談情說愛 852 00:53:40,283 --> 00:53:42,478 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一晚上沒回來.害得我們唱不完 853 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:47,150 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}了不起 854 00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:49,152 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快把她找回來吧 855 00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,350 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女主角是誰呀？ 856 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:51,686 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}樊梨花 857 00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:53,463 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}樊梨花？ 858 00:53:53,463 --> 00:53:56,626 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以為我表弟是薛丁山呀？笨蛋 859 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,197 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要關 860 00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:13,776 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}起來了.起來了.時候不早了 861 00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:19,185 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}昨天晚上受什麼刺激.喝得那麼醉 862 00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:21,047 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別睡了.我弄早點給你吃 863 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,954 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.等一等.過來.過來過來 864 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:25,823 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹嘛？ 865 00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:29,560 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你穿誰的鞋子？ 866 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:30,697 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}問這個幹嘛？ 867 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:31,835 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你自己的鞋子不穿 868 00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:32,597 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}為什麼要穿我的？ 869 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:33,601 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的鞋子在這裏呀 870 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:34,633 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不是說這一雙 871 00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:36,640 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我說昨天晚上我那雙新鞋 872 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,732 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我還沒穿你就穿了 873 00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:42,243 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你到底想暗示什麼？ 874 00:54:42,912 --> 00:54:44,470 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你昨天晚上到哪兒去了？ 875 00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:46,082 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我去遊樂場 876 00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:46,878 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊？ 877 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,349 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}遊樂場也可以開房間的？ 878 00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,387 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}開什麼房間？ 879 00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:53,379 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我真的去遊樂場了.不相信就算了 880 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:54,555 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就是太相信你了 881 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:56,189 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我把女朋友交給你 882 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:57,557 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你就當是自己的 883 00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:58,662 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我叫你好好招呼她 884 00:54:58,662 --> 00:54:59,829 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你居然跟她上床 885 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:02,565 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂喂喂.我想你一定是搞錯了 886 00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,334 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那個不是你的女朋友 887 00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:07,671 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我知道.現在是你的女朋友嘛 888 00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,039 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大哥 889 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:10,472 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不是大哥.我是武大郎 890 00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:11,973 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那你是說我是西門慶了？ 891 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,093 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}木來我也以為我的女朋友 就是你的女朋友 892 00:55:30,093 --> 00:55:31,961 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}其實呢.那是我的女朋友 893 00:55:31,961 --> 00:55:32,893 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是你的女朋友 894 00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:35,959 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是.你是想告訴我 895 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,468 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}說我的女朋友變成你的女朋友了 896 00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:39,992 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真是太頑固了 897 00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:41,703 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好.我立刻去找她 898 00:55:41,738 --> 00:55:42,762 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}晚上帶她來見你 899 00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:43,807 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你說什麼？ 900 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:45,035 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}晚上帶她來見你呀 901 00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:46,836 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是這一句.上一句 902 00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:49,341 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真是個老頑固 903 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,776 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那個時候.一群孤兒在這兒學戲 904 00:55:57,053 --> 00:55:58,577 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她是最聰明伶俐的 905 00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:02,684 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}剛剛熬出頭來.她就被燒死了 906 00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:03,886 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不信你自己看看 907 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,285 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是她跟人一模一樣 是呀 908 00:56:06,596 --> 00:56:08,198 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果不是你救了我的牌位 909 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:09,833 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我已經形神俱滅 910 00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:10,959 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼影子都沒有了 911 00:56:13,336 --> 00:56:15,531 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你放心.我不會害你的 912 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,907 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是我們以後不能見面了 913 00:56:17,907 --> 00:56:19,067 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那不是很淒慘嗎？ 914 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,968 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別擔心.我已經習慣了 915 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,068 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是說我呀 916 00:56:22,445 --> 00:56:23,935 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是不想做人呀？ 917 00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,583 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你可千萬別傻 918 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,483 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不值得你為我這麼做的 919 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,220 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人鬼有什麼分別？ 920 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,348 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有.你表哥的女朋友就是勾魂女鬼 921 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,592 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}回去晚了.做鬼的就不是你 922 00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:36,524 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你表哥了 923 00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:39,820 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快去通知他吧 924 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:45,290 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你放心.我不會再騷擾你了 925 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:30,063 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}C死了.燙死了.燙死我了 926 00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:32,705 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大哥呀 927 00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:34,377 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不.小姐.你有沒有弄錯呀？ 928 00:58:34,377 --> 00:58:35,144 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我急著，，，，， 929 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,046 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你急著也不能到男廁所來呀 930 00:58:37,046 --> 00:58:37,847 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我急著找你 931 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:39,474 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是因為你表弟在家裏被女鬼迷了 932 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,585 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我表弟被女鬼迷了？簡直是荒謬 933 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:43,517 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的 934 00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:46,116 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你相信我了 935 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,585 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不是相信你.我是相信我自己 936 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:52,886 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我也覺得最近有點不大對勁 937 00:58:53,296 --> 00:58:56,493 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怪事這麼多.難道真的有鬼？ 938 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,364 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不可能看不到呀 939 00:58:59,135 --> 00:59:00,966 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也許那個鬼躲著你呢 940 00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:03,506 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這還像句人話 941 00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:05,098 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別說廢話了.快回去吧 942 00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:06,572 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}等一等 943 00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:13,242 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這個符厲害吧 944 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,374 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人都怕了.何況鬼呢 945 00:59:15,752 --> 00:59:16,548 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀 946 00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:22,219 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你可回來了.我等了你一個晚上 947 00:59:22,759 --> 00:59:24,659 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用怕.一切事情有我 948 00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:26,920 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.你找什麼？ 949 00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:28,224 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出事了 950 00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:30,696 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是認識個女朋友？ 951 00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:31,529 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待會再說 952 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,098 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 953 00:59:39,442 --> 00:59:40,238 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她 954 00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:43,602 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要緊張.不要緊張 955 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:46,883 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她是鬼呀 956 00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,685 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼？在哪兒？ 957 00:59:48,685 --> 00:59:49,913 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那 958 00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:56,751 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打她.打她 959 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,119 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}聽見沒有？他叫你打呀 960 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:00,493 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打她 . 我打 961 01:00:03,466 --> 01:00:04,763 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼會打我呀？ 962 01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:07,528 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對不起呀表弟.打暈你比看你死好 963 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:15,078 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你看著他.我出去收那個鬼 964 01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,773 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不管發生什麼事情你都不要開門 965 01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:18,006 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我會照顧他的 966 01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:25,510 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.不行.還是貼上符比較安全 967 01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:31,822 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你放心.我可以擺平的 968 01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:36,329 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我要準備一下.鬼最怕光了 969 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:44,838 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 970 01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:48,207 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼事？ 971 01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:50,741 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大哥.她是鬼呀 972 01:00:51,614 --> 01:00:53,013 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快放開我.放開我 973 01:00:53,049 --> 01:00:53,845 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼？在哪兒？ 974 01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:55,316 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看看.他又被鬼迷了 975 01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:57,516 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.你鎮靜點.我要出去收鬼 976 01:00:57,587 --> 01:00:58,781 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你貼著符了.不要怕 977 01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:01,750 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.表哥.表哥 978 01:01:02,892 --> 01:01:03,824 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要過來 979 01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:05,526 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要過來 980 01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:07,526 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別過來呀 981 01:01:08,564 --> 01:01:09,531 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以為怕你呀？ 982 01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:42,799 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他幹什麼？ 983 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:43,663 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他想出去 984 01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:46,069 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}忍耐一下嘛.我要去收鬼 985 01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:46,865 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好好看著他 986 01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:48,337 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}記得把門鎖上 987 01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:49,031 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 988 01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:50,563 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}等一等 989 01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:58,579 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要過來 990 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:05,819 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誰打開電視機的？ 991 01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:10,323 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}馬先生 992 01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:11,388 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要過來呀 993 01:02:11,794 --> 01:02:12,783 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別過來 994 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:15,488 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怕了吧？ 995 01:02:20,937 --> 01:02:22,962 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}請你讓我進去.沒有時間了 996 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:25,007 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹什麼？你想幹什麼？ 997 01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:26,201 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}樣子變了就沒得救了 998 01:02:26,442 --> 01:02:29,809 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}變變.你儘管變.我才不會怕你呢 999 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,561 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別過來啊 1000 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:52,863 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.救命呀 1001 01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:54,267 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是在救你呀.別吵 1002 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:08,446 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要 1003 01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:11,510 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要過來.不要過來.表哥 1004 01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:30,907 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 1005 01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:32,465 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別過來.救我呀 1006 01:03:34,443 --> 01:03:35,501 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 1007 01:03:36,412 --> 01:03:38,846 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥表哥.快進來.救命呀 1008 01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:40,342 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命啊 1009 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,012 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 1010 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:43,981 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你放心.我會收拾她的 1011 01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:45,151 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是她呀 1012 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,318 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別動 1013 01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:48,658 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.她才是呀 1014 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:49,886 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我知道.我正在收拾她 1015 01:03:52,695 --> 01:03:53,663 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 1016 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,893 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用怕.到天亮她就沒有辦法了 1017 01:03:56,098 --> 01:03:56,928 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小心 1018 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:57,860 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}別動 1019 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:00,826 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你也是鬼呀？ 1020 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:32,335 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}刺她胸口 1021 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:33,029 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 1022 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:42,607 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}用劍刺她呀 1023 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:45,147 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我吃不消了.你來吧 1024 01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:48,317 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.啊 1025 01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:49,215 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}幹什麼？ 1026 01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:51,888 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點過來呀 1027 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:52,684 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 1028 01:04:59,362 --> 01:05:01,130 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你快點刺她 1029 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,358 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊？哦 1030 01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:07,167 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我今天對付不了你們 1031 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:09,064 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明天看你們怎麼救他 1032 01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:15,845 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好了好了.總算過去了 1033 01:05:15,845 --> 01:05:17,213 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可是明天晚上還會來 1034 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:19,477 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}來就來好了.我有這把劍還怕她？ 1035 01:05:19,515 --> 01:05:20,716 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的劍沒有用 1036 01:05:20,716 --> 01:05:22,051 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}明天是她的死忌 1037 01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:23,177 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她一定會要阿健的命 1038 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:24,818 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我有辦法了 1039 01:05:25,988 --> 01:05:26,977 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快放開我呀 1040 01:05:39,335 --> 01:05:40,632 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這還像個人樣 1041 01:05:43,806 --> 01:05:44,864 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還沒修好？ 1042 01:05:46,475 --> 01:05:47,703 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我正在修 1043 01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:49,640 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點.天亮就來不及了 1044 01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:51,613 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真的要走？ 1045 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,608 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再不走我就會消失 1046 01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:55,779 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以後你再也見不到我了 1047 01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:59,377 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}其實電視機沒壞 1048 01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:04,760 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今天晚上她來的時候 1049 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,057 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你把電視機開著 1050 01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:07,027 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就會出來救你 1051 01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:07,786 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老兄啊.到底怎麼辦嗎？ 1052 01:07:08,457 --> 01:07:09,287 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎！ 1053 01:07:10,393 --> 01:07:12,088 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.怎麼回事嗎？ 1054 01:07:12,161 --> 01:07:14,330 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我說了一晚上了.你是瞎子看電視 1055 01:07:14,330 --> 01:07:15,262 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是啞巴唱歌 1056 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:19,602 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在的選美.一屆不如一屆 1057 01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:21,126 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}越來越沒水準 1058 01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:26,132 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是在拖延時間吶 1059 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,267 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你到底會不會抓鬼呀？ 1060 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:32,009 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不會抓鬼你也不會來找我 1061 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:37,787 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}抓鬼這種事最重要的是冷靜 1062 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,482 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}夠狠`還得夠準 1063 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:42,719 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}既然你找了我就要相信我 1064 01:07:43,692 --> 01:07:45,683 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我辦事.你放心 1065 01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:49,464 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我先去換件衣服 1066 01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:51,960 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我看是搞不好了 1067 01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:10,176 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿健.簾子打開了沒有？ 1068 01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,508 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}全開了 1069 01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:17,250 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我看吶.你這次麻煩大了 1070 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,218 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在怎麼辦？ 1071 01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:24,031 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拿著糯米粉把全身都塗滿了 1072 01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:28,104 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在鬼的面前.我們就隱形了 1073 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:28,866 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神經 1074 01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:29,901 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你才神經呢 1075 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,931 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}硃砂混糯米.冤鬼躲著你 1076 01:08:33,008 --> 01:08:34,373 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這句話你聽過沒有呀？ 1077 01:08:34,643 --> 01:08:35,473 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我沒聽過 1078 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:36,500 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我也沒聽說過 1079 01:08:36,846 --> 01:08:38,447 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當然沒有聽說過了 1080 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,210 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不知道研究了多少年 1081 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,383 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}才編出這句話來的 1082 01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:45,821 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你編出來的？那搞個屁呀 1083 01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:47,289 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那我們怎麼能夠相信你呀？ 1084 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:48,381 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一點科學根據都沒有 1085 01:08:49,091 --> 01:08:50,960 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼有沒有科學根據呀？ 1086 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,722 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒有啊 1087 01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:56,528 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你幹什麼？ 1088 01:08:56,932 --> 01:08:59,059 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不相信我.我收拾東西回家 1089 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:00,893 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}死的又不是我.關我屁事 1090 01:09:01,504 --> 01:09:03,734 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}反正都是死.我們就博一博吧 1091 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,065 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相信我了？ 1092 01:09:05,374 --> 01:09:08,434 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}事到如今.不信你信誰呀？ 1093 01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:15,080 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.看不看到我？ 1094 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:16,475 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看不到 1095 01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:19,952 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你當然看不到了 1096 01:09:21,423 --> 01:09:23,220 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.看不看到我？ 1097 01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:27,989 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看不到.只看到一張白皮 1098 01:09:28,597 --> 01:09:29,325 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 1099 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,501 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.那個鬼到底看不看到我們？ 1100 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,470 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果她看到我們.那就一定看得到 1101 01:09:35,771 --> 01:09:37,640 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果她看不到我們呢 1102 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,801 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那她就一定看不到了 1103 01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,506 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有道理 1104 01:09:42,778 --> 01:09:44,547 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}糯米治殭屍.我看沒問題 1105 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:45,605 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.噓 1106 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:52,688 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你去哪裏呀？ 1107 01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:53,552 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼來了 1108 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:55,687 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們都已經隱形了.怕什麼？ 1109 01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:56,859 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要太大聲 1110 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,451 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}還是躲起來.安全一點 1111 01:09:58,694 --> 01:09:59,995 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}躲.快躲 1112 01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:00,896 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那不是白塗了 1113 01:10:00,896 --> 01:10:01,624 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀 1114 01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:31,658 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}行了 1115 01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:34,930 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老陳吶.她看不見我們了 1116 01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:36,765 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用怕了 她看不見 1117 01:10:36,765 --> 01:10:37,697 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看不見了 1118 01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:41,536 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我說糯米粉一定有用嘛 1119 01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:50,713 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出來.快給我出來 1120 01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,180 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我知道你們在裏面 1121 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:01,085 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快.快走 1122 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:21,977 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呀 1123 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,142 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.你的屁股呀 1124 01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:31,153 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的屁股？ 1125 01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:31,847 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是你 1126 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:42,861 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.快點把簾子放下來 1127 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:43,994 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}蹲下 1128 01:12:20,903 --> 01:12:23,672 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}剛才我被那個鬼狠狠的踢了一腳 1129 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:24,502 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我都沒吭聲 1130 01:12:24,707 --> 01:12:25,696 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你了不起 1131 01:12:26,442 --> 01:12:28,467 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.你滿頭汗 1132 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,679 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}被鬼看到那就完蛋了 1133 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:31,509 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}擦掉就行了 1134 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,547 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你也是呀 1135 01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:45,094 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥 1136 01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:47,255 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那個鬼東西跟我面對面都看不到我 1137 01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:01,506 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.不玩了.一點也不好玩 1138 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:04,980 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什麼塗上糯米粉就隱形了 1139 01:13:04,980 --> 01:13:05,810 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}弄得像個面人一樣 1140 01:13:06,415 --> 01:13:08,610 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一個屋子都是符.又不是過聖誕節 1141 01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:10,542 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.不行.不行 1142 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,653 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這下不是穿崩了.那怎麼辦？ 1143 01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:16,920 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鎮靜點.裝作若無其事就行了 1144 01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:18,857 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我可沒有這個木事 1145 01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,263 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們裝成很有辦法的樣子 1146 01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:23,231 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她就會怕我們了 不行呀.我還是怕呀 1147 01:13:24,633 --> 01:13:25,725 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的頭髮怎麼白了？ 1148 01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:26,699 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}找機會走呀 1149 01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:30,162 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂.你們兄弟倆說什麼？ 1150 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,741 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}能走就走.別玩了 1151 01:13:32,741 --> 01:13:33,730 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊 1152 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,246 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走？耍了我一個晚上 1153 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,110 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在叫我走？ 1154 01:13:40,015 --> 01:13:44,219 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當初要不是我借給你 二十塊錢買漫畫書看 1155 01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:46,522 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你今天能在電台講鬼故事嗎？ 1156 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:47,989 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你能有今天嗎？ 1157 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:50,325 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在欺負我看不見 1158 01:13:50,325 --> 01:13:52,088 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你們哥兒倆合起來耍我 1159 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:54,096 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你有沒有良心呀？你說 1160 01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:55,495 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你有沒有良心呀？說 1161 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:58,195 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒說的 1162 01:14:00,369 --> 01:14:02,104 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}既然你們不跟我玩了 1163 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:03,230 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我還待在這兒幹什麼？ 1164 01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:04,166 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我回家了 1165 01:14:06,408 --> 01:14:08,076 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老陳吶.別那麼衝動 1166 01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:09,373 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}先坐下來.坐下來 1167 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:10,343 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在怎麼辦呢？ 1168 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:11,878 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我會在後面擋著 1169 01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,012 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}擋不住那可就完蛋了 1170 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,388 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不會完蛋的.人多只會誤事 1171 01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,557 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}少一個人暴露.少一分危險嘛 1172 01:14:21,557 --> 01:14:22,558 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.對不對？ 1173 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:23,252 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}對 1174 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:25,919 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不行.我怕 1175 01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:27,026 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你先擋著她.我去開電視機 1176 01:14:29,898 --> 01:14:30,922 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟 1177 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,433 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表哥.開電視機呀 1178 01:14:37,739 --> 01:14:38,467 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點吶 1179 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:09,293 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你沒事吧？ 1180 01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:10,727 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}沒事 1181 01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:36,360 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走哇.你還不走？ 1182 01:16:07,129 --> 01:16:08,153 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}子`醜`寅`卯 1183 01:16:08,196 --> 01:16:08,992 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我是阿健呀 1184 01:16:09,131 --> 01:16:12,498 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}被你嚇死我了.我數到哪裏了？ 1185 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,031 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我怎麼知道 1186 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,764 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在幾點鐘了？ 1187 01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:16,634 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快十二點了 1188 01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:19,169 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點把簾子打開.去呀 1189 01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:38,794 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點吶 1190 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,696 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}過了時辰就消滅不了那個鬼了 1191 01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:41,560 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快呀 1192 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:40,920 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿健.快救我.快點呀 1193 01:17:42,457 --> 01:17:43,856 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿健 1194 01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,285 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救我 1195 01:17:49,965 --> 01:17:51,023 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}抓緊呀 1196 01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:52,455 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救我呀 1197 01:17:52,801 --> 01:17:53,825 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要放手呀 1198 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:03,707 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟 1199 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:07,847 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟.表弟.你不能死呀 1200 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,817 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你還記不記得你是消防員呀？ 1201 01:18:26,034 --> 01:18:27,365 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}雞呀 1202 01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:28,596 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想起來了 1203 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,870 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}辣.辣 1204 01:18:36,678 --> 01:18:37,610 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吃 1205 01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:39,312 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦.好.我吃我吃 1206 01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:42,308 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是這樣.吃.吃 1207 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,079 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}整個吃.整個吃.快吃.快吃 1208 01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,850 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好 快點吃『快吃『快吃啊 1209 01:18:49,491 --> 01:18:50,651 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你想到什麼了？ 1210 01:18:51,526 --> 01:18:53,289 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}雞.女人 1211 01:18:53,795 --> 01:18:55,353 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吃.快吃 1212 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:58,165 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女人.雞 1213 01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,292 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我喜歡.我喜歡吃女人 1214 01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,200 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女人.女人.女人.女人.不是 1215 01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:03,772 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女人.我.女人 1216 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:06,605 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我吃.我.... 1217 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:09,234 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我喜歡吃雞 1218 01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,076 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吃呀 1219 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,920 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好了.總算是老天爺肯幫我的忙 1220 01:19:25,227 --> 01:19:27,129 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果我沒記錯 1221 01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:29,393 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}三十年前那女鬼死的晚上 1222 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:32,532 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}也是狂風暴雨.打雷閃電 1223 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,569 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我叫你來救我表弟的 1224 01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:36,059 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是讓你來講鬼故事的 1225 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:39,471 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你以為你表弟是失憶呀？他是失魂 1226 01:19:40,142 --> 01:19:44,913 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}當晚他的魂魄 跟那個女鬼進了三十年前 1227 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:46,448 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別開玩笑了你？ 1228 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,609 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}把這屋子佈置得像五十年代的樣子 1229 01:19:49,317 --> 01:19:50,819 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你找了那麼多醫生 1230 01:19:50,819 --> 01:19:52,684 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有沒有治好你表弟呀？ 1231 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:55,787 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果不把這裏佈置成當年的環境 1232 01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:59,424 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼可以把你表弟 送回去找回他自己的魂魄呢？ 1233 01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:01,663 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.又是你編出來的是嗎？ 1234 01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,131 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果你想治好你表弟 1235 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,598 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就別囉哩囉嗦的 1236 01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:08,063 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我沒有記錯的話 1237 01:20:09,104 --> 01:20:13,939 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}應該是一九五0年七月十四日午時 1238 01:20:17,679 --> 01:20:19,114 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}現在什麼時辰？ 1239 01:20:19,114 --> 01:20:20,547 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊？哦 1240 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,082 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一點十三分 1241 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,610 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}剛剛好 1242 01:20:39,568 --> 01:20:40,569 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}開電視 1243 01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:41,558 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦 1244 01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:06,584 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}殺入火網陣 1245 01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:21,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你來幹什麼？ 1246 01:21:21,509 --> 01:21:23,500 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你千萬不要進去.進去就完蛋了 1247 01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:25,207 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你別管我 1248 01:21:26,047 --> 01:21:28,483 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}樊梨花.休前進 1249 01:21:28,483 --> 01:21:31,653 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不理它.我偏要進 1250 01:21:31,653 --> 01:21:34,322 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}妻呀妻.你莫逞能 1251 01:21:34,322 --> 01:21:37,559 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}此去.我有信心 1252 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:42,087 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你如今分明是去那枉死城 1253 01:21:42,130 --> 01:21:44,699 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}莫亂我軍心 1254 01:21:44,699 --> 01:21:49,938 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以卵擊石白送命.白送命 1255 01:21:49,938 --> 01:21:51,337 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你進去就死定了 1256 01:21:52,474 --> 01:21:56,878 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你亂講.你惹怒為妻我不容情 1257 01:21:56,878 --> 01:22:00,649 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你太自信.忠言你不? 1258 01:22:00,649 --> 01:22:03,174 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}莫忘記曾遇祝融君 1259 01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:05,318 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲阿玲 1260 01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,348 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}難道你忘了你自己是怎麼死的嗎？ 1261 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:12,260 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你再不走的話.我就被你害死了 1262 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,056 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你走呀 1263 01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:25,171 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待我殺入火網陣.誓立功勳 1264 01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:31,273 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那怕那滔飛騰 1265 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,778 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}盲人瞎馬亂闖陣 1266 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:38,549 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}到時叫天天不應 1267 01:22:39,187 --> 01:22:42,791 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}丁山休要亂軍心 1268 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:46,693 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}絮絮叨叨氣煞人.休怪我無情 1269 01:22:46,928 --> 01:22:51,592 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}眾兵丁.將他綑 1270 01:22:55,103 --> 01:22:56,764 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}眾兵丁 1271 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:57,539 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有 1272 01:22:57,539 --> 01:22:59,507 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}薛丁山擾亂軍心.押上城樓 1273 01:23:00,275 --> 01:23:01,765 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}且慢.且慢 1274 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:03,072 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我叫且慢呀 1275 01:23:03,111 --> 01:23:03,839 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲.阿玲 1276 01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,978 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}做戲呀 做戲呀 1277 01:23:14,022 --> 01:23:15,216 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}做什麼？ 甩頭髮 1278 01:23:15,256 --> 01:23:16,382 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎麼做？ 甩頭髮.甩呀 1279 01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:18,421 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}甩頭髮？ 快點甩呀 1280 01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:40,110 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀.哎呀 1281 01:23:42,884 --> 01:23:43,646 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}著火啦！ 1282 01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:45,976 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救火呀.快 1283 01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:48,623 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀 1284 01:23:48,623 --> 01:23:54,118 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀 1285 01:23:54,496 --> 01:23:55,292 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲 1286 01:23:56,164 --> 01:23:57,222 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀 1287 01:23:57,999 --> 01:23:59,466 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快來救我 1288 01:24:00,268 --> 01:24:00,962 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲 1289 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:01,997 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀 1290 01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:03,594 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲.不要怕.我來救你 1291 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,738 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀 1292 01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:08,938 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿玲 1293 01:24:09,611 --> 01:24:12,307 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點走呀.很危險.快點走呀 1294 01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:13,705 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}把手給我 1295 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:30,789 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我們走吧 1296 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:31,627 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去哪裏？ 1297 01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:33,395 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出去呀.走 1298 01:24:34,369 --> 01:24:35,358 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走吧 1299 01:24:38,306 --> 01:24:40,706 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老陳吶.他們出不來了 1300 01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,944 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那我可不知道怎麼辦了 1301 01:24:42,944 --> 01:24:46,107 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}送他進去也全是靠矇的 1302 01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:48,547 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}糟了.那出不來不就完蛋了 1303 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:49,808 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你沒事吧？ 1304 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,177 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再衝一次 1305 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:54,055 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老陳.他們又衝出來了 1306 01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:54,919 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快點想辦法呀 1307 01:24:55,156 --> 01:24:58,421 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}這樣呀？你試試把電視機打破了 1308 01:24:58,693 --> 01:24:59,921 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打不破怎麼辦呢？ 1309 01:24:59,961 --> 01:25:02,020 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打不破？那你就少了一個表弟了 1310 01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:03,591 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我死也得拼了 1311 01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:17,574 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我看不下去了 1312 01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:24,219 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒.吃飯了 1313 01:25:24,219 --> 01:25:25,553 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}討這種老婆就好了 1314 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:26,485 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}誒 1315 01:25:26,855 --> 01:25:28,413 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那我帶你到電視機裏去吧 1316 01:25:31,392 --> 01:25:33,451 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表弟呀.身材真是一流啊 1317 01:25:46,107 --> 01:25:50,009 {\fnSimHei\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以後不准看電視.只准看電影 1317 01:25:51,305 --> 01:26:51,218 请点击www.osdb.link/7vw5r评价此字幕帮助其他人选择最佳字幕 130960

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