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[crowd clamoring]
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- [horn honking]
- Duchess! Duchess!
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- Disgusting.
- Get away...
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You're scum. You're scum!
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[horn continues honking]
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- Slut!
- Oh, you'll be judged.
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[voices fading]
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[muffled clamoring]
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[man] Get back.
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I've told you!
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♪ ♪
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[brakes screech]
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[clamoring in distance]
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[Ian] I saw the crowds.
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How was the reception?
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Rapturous. What do you want?
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You've played a spirited game,
but we both know
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you don't have
the guts for this.
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Do we, really?
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Margaret, I want to give you
one last chance.
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Because I'm an honorable man.
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I'll go in there, talk to my QC,
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and this will all be over.
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There'll be no need for you
to be confronted with...
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...the evidence.
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Just nod your head.
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Hadn't you better
take your seat?
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[court official] In the matter
of Argyll v. Argyll,
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the court now calls Margaret,
Duchess of Argyll.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[train whistle blowing]
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[quiet chatter]
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[Ian] I once saw you
at the Café de Paris.
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You were coming down the stairs,
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all eyes were on you,
the famous Mrs. Sweeny.
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I won't be Mrs. Sweeny
for much longer.
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Yes, I heard that.
You're divorcing him.
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- Desertion. The man's a fool.
- [lighter flicks]
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If you were mine, I'd never
let you out of my sight.
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If you were mine.
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Captain Ian Campbell.
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I know who you are.
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What happened next?
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I can't have just
walked down the staircase.
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Well, you descended
the stairs, and...
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I was enchanted.
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Utterly bewitched.
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I said,
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"There's the girl
I'm gonna marry."
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- Who did you say that to?
- Janet, my wife.
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I rather think it's why
she divorced me.
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My first wife, that is.
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I wonder what reason
your second wife will give?
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Oh, she'll never divorce me,
no matter how hard I try.
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Well, you should try harder.
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Put your...
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...back into it.
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You have a delicious
little stammer.
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It's never been
called that before.
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You keep a diary?
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Doesn't everyone?
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You know what I think?
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You should put a thick line
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through all those
boring appointments and write,
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"Off to Scotland
with Captain Campbell."
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Should I?
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You can join me while I take
care of some family business.
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I'll be a perfect gentleman.
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In that case, I'll stay at home.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[exhales]
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[Ian] Yvonne.
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Margaret.
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Yvonne MacPherson,
my wonderful assistant.
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Woman's a bloody godsend.
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- Where are they?
- In the library.
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I wouldn't come in
if I were you.
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Place is a plague pit.
Cold as a morgue.
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Take a look around the grounds
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and then we'll go
for some dinner.
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- Let's see Cousin Niall.
- [clears throat]
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I've read so much about you,
seen your photograph so often...
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...I feel I know you.
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Do you?
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[Ian] [distant] Yvonne!
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[exhales]
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[muffled singing]
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[Ian] Christ, I'm dreading this.
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[Niall singing indistinctly]
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Hello, Niall.
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[singing in Italian]
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Really quite incredibly hungry.
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Well?
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We could sell an island.
Or maybe some land.
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Do it, then. But not Tobermory.
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Tobermory is off-limits.
It's sacrosanct.
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Sell Tiree or some
of the other land.
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It still wouldn't be enough
to cover the costs
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of essential work
needed to the castle.
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We can't even start repairs
while the duke is still alive,
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as he's so fiercely
against anything
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he perceives as intrusion.
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Well, he believes in fairies.
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Perhaps it would help
if you wore little wings
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and carried a wand.
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You said you would consider
an income from the estate.
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For me.
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We discussed it and we agreed.
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You are princes among men.
How much?
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1,500 pounds a year
for the term of your life.
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1,500 pounds?
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I'd earn more selling my
arsehole on the Glasgow docks.
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- Well, if you don't want it...
- Jesus wept, fine.
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I don't have a choice, do I?
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When do I get it?
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When you inherit
the Duchy of Argyll.
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Give all those pieces of paper
to Mrs. MacPherson.
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I don't have time for them.
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[birds chirping]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[Ian] I'm done.
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What does this mean?
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"Forget Not."
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It's beautiful.
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You didn't tell me
it was so beautiful.
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It's a pile.
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Just needs love and attention.
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She's just neglected.
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[Charlie] Margaret.
It's so good to see you.
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You don't have to be here.
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We don't have
to sign it together.
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I made mistakes.
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- It's not too late.
- Charlie.
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It is.
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[Margaret] We'll always
be friends.
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Always.
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Write to the children.
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It's important
they know you love them.
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You can never tell a child
it's loved too much.
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Bye, darling.
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♪ ♪
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[Margaret] Charlie cried
like a baby.
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Poor thing.
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He cried and he cried.
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He said he could never
love anyone the way he loved me.
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[Diana] We don't have to go,
you know.
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We could just go
for a girl's dinner somewhere.
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Of course we have to go.
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Imagine the talk
if I didn't turn up.
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There's already been talk.
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Your jaunt to the Highlands
with rugged Captain Campbell?
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That's curdling some milk.
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Is it?
What do you know about him?
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Terrible time
with those bloody Nazis.
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Locked up in one
of their horrendous
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prisoner of war camps.
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Men being operated on
with no anesthetic
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to see how long they last,
that sort of thing.
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Christ. Poor man.
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He never said anything
about that.
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Well, it's not very erotic,
is it?
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You're not going to fall
backwards on to a chaise lounge
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with tales of torture
and starvation.
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I don't know.
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- Cheers, darling.
- Come on, tell all.
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There's nothing to tell.
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- It's me.
- I know it's you.
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- There's nothing to tell.
- Because he's married?
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There are stories about
Captain Ian Campbell, you know.
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- [dog barking]
- Not war stories.
Women stories.
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Diana, darling,
there are stories about me.
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I liked him. I liked his castle.
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Keep your powder dry.
It's not his castle yet.
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- Yet. Are they out there?
- Of course they are.
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How much do you want to bet
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- Maureen gets her penis out?
- [laughs softly]
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Not a penny. Maureen
always gets her penis out.
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Ugh.
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[dog barking]
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- [door opens]
- [man] This way, please!
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- This way, please!
- [crowd clamoring]
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[Maureen] Congratulations
on your divorce.
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Now you can grace us
with your beauty again.
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How we've missed you.
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Ah, hello. Oh...
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Everyone, handpicked by moi,
to cheer you up.
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What a wonderful hostess
you are, Maureen.
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You really do think
of everything.
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Canapés and cock.
Is there anything else?
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- Well, hopefully a dessert.
- [laughs]
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[Maureen] Mm.
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I know what's going
to get this party started.
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Here we go.
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[clicking]
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[cheering]
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[laughter]
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Do it again.
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[people cheering]
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I think we need
another one, don't we?
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Who is going to be
the lucky person?
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Freddy.
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- Come on, darling.
- All right, then.
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- [clicking]
- [man] Go on, Freddy!
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[cheering]
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[laughs]
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- ♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
- [♪ The Four Preps:
"Dreamy Eyes"]
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♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes,
who are you dreaming of? ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
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♪ Who do you really love? ♪
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♪ Who holds ♪
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♪ The key to your heart? ♪
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♪ Heart ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me who ♪
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♪ Who do you yearn to kiss? ♪
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♪ Open up your heart ♪
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♪ Don't torture me like this ♪
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♪ Your dreams ♪
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♪ Will drive us apart ♪
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♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
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♪ Your lonely lips ♪
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♪ Cry for love ♪
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♪ You live ♪
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♪ And you die ♪
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♪ Just for love ♪
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♪ But my lips excite ♪
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♪ Thrill and ignite ♪
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♪ The fire of love deep inside ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes ♪
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♪ I need you desperately ♪
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♪ Dreamy eyes...
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[exhales]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Thought of you the other day.
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Mm?
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I took little Sheridan
to London Zoo.
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I arranged for him to have
a tour with one of the keepers.
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The boy is obsessed
with animals.
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Hmm. I like them myself.
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We went to the monkey house.
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My dear, those chimps
with their ghastly pink bottoms,
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just hideous.
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They don't know that, do they?
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They probably think
they look charming.
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There were these other monkeys.
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Um, apes, bonobos.
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Quite fascinating.
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Everything they do is about sex.
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They meet a new bonobo,
they have sex with them.
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Sticking it in and out, dear.
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Hello. How do you do?
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In and out,
tossing each other off,
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fingering each other,
in and out, in and out nonstop.
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It's how they make friends.
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00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,320
And I thought...
266
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,200
that's Margaret.
267
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,320
In and out, in and out.
268
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,200
Margaret is a bonobo.
269
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,280
[Maureen snickering]
270
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,960
It's not my fault
that you don't like it, Maureen,
271
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,560
and that you're no good at it.
272
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,560
I do like it.
273
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,320
I like it very much.
274
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,400
And I'm extremely good at it.
275
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,320
That's not my fault.
276
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,080
And bonobo apes
sound perfectly precious.
277
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,200
I shall have to make a handsome
donation to their welfare.
278
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,520
- Bonjour, mon capitan.
- Bonjour.
279
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,480
[door closes in distance]
280
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,280
[aria playing quietly]
281
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,960
Oh, you're back.
282
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,560
I am. And I got you a present.
283
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,560
Lovely new mink...
284
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,800
for my lovelier wife.
285
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,200
Magnificent.
What a picture you look.
286
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,800
Look at us.
287
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,920
What fun we're having.
288
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,480
It's too hot for mink.
289
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,400
Well, it's bloody freezing
in Scotland.
290
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
[aria continues]
291
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,080
♪ ♪
292
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,520
[soprano holding high note]
293
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,800
[soprano continues
holding high note]
294
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,080
[aria continues]
295
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
[aria ends]
296
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,760
[newsman] Honoring the death
of Niall Diarmid Campbell,
297
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,680
Captain Ian Douglas Campbell
has been announced
298
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,960
as the 11th Duke of Argyll.
299
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,920
Captain Campbell is
a distant cousin
300
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
of the tenth duke and is headed
to Inveraray Castle
301
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,080
where he will now
take up residency,
302
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,440
obtaining salvage rights to
the sunken Duque de Florencia
303
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,080
- in Tobermory Bay.
- Oh.
304
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,520
[newsman continues indistinctly]
305
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,800
Yes?
306
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,520
[operator] Go ahead, caller.
307
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,920
Yes, it's for the 11th Duke
of Argyll at the House of Lords.
308
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,760
Congratulations, Your Grace.
309
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,240
Stop.
310
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,080
I'm feeling restless. Stop.
311
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,480
Come and see me. Stop.
312
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,040
M. Stop.
313
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,680
[pen scribbling]
314
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,760
♪ ♪
315
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600
♪ ♪
316
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,880
♪ ♪
317
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,560
[Margaret] That's it?
318
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,800
[Ian] Yeah.
319
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,640
The Duque de Florencia.
320
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,640
Part of the Spanish Armada.
321
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,160
Buried under four centuries
of silt and seaweed.
322
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,200
Shipwreck full of jewels.
323
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,320
It's like finding the El Dorado.
324
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,560
You could almost touch it.
325
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,920
People have tried.
Previous dukes.
326
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,960
No one's managed it yet.
327
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,840
Costs a bloody fortune.
328
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,320
Maybe you will.
329
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,120
Well, it would make it all
seem more real.
330
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,960
I wasn't brought up here.
331
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,720
Don't know it.
Wasn't born to it.
332
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,400
I inherited it all
from a distant, distant cousin,
333
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,000
not a father or even an uncle.
334
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,920
I'm only the duke
'cause there was no one else.
335
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,720
There's only me.
336
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,800
A bit desperate, really.
337
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,000
I don't know.
338
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,480
It's gonna rain.
339
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,480
- Better head back.
- [sighs]
340
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,320
Let's go fast again.
341
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,240
[distant thunder rumbling]
342
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,360
[quiet footsteps]
343
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,440
[Margaret gasps softly]
344
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,280
I didn't know you were there.
345
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,640
- Yes, you did.
- [laughs]
346
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,720
Yes, I did.
347
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,360
I thought
I'd rustle us up some tea.
348
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,480
[Margaret] Now?
349
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,360
- Mm. [laughs softly]
- What is it?
350
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,480
What is it?
351
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,480
Nothing.
[clears throat]
352
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,960
What?
353
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,600
No one ever sees that.
354
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,000
[exhales]
355
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,440
30 stitches.
356
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,440
♪ ♪
357
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,120
[Margaret moans]
358
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,360
[logs crackling in fireplace]
359
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,280
[distant thunder rumbling]
360
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,360
You're going to be the one
to do it.
361
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,560
To raise the shipwreck.
362
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
We're going to do it all.
363
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,640
[sets glass down]
364
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,840
Yes?
365
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,760
Be my duchess?
366
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,360
We have to promise
367
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:43,360
that we will never,
ever bore one another.
368
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,120
I'll do and say many things.
369
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,040
None of them will be boring.
370
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,160
I believe you.
371
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Then yes.
372
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,440
I think it's time
you met my father.
373
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,280
- ♪ ♪
- [low, indistinct chatter]
374
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,160
[rhythmic grunting]
375
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,600
[panting, grunting]
376
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,600
[George chuckles]
377
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,280
- Daddy!
- Darling girl. Mm!
378
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,480
- Ian?
- Mm.
379
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,440
This is my father,
George Whigham.
380
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,440
Daddy, this is
Captain Ian Campbell,
381
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,120
- the Duke of Argyll.
- Well, none of that
antiquated nonsense.
382
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,640
Just Ian. Please.
383
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,720
Nice to meet you, George.
384
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,440
The Argylls have
salvage rights, Daddy.
385
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,800
Granted by King James II.
386
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,480
Yes, and it's full
of Spanish gold.
387
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,480
Oh, and a crown from the pope.
388
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,000
Imagine the rocks in that.
All just lying there,
389
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,080
- waiting.
- Raising it sounds a job.
390
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,160
- That's wild water.
- [Ian] Yes. The Royal Navy
391
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,280
is sending their best men out
for free.
392
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,280
But don't think I
won't be checking those frogmen
393
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,280
for doubloons, though.
394
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,160
Margaret's been telling me
395
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,560
about Inveraray.
396
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,280
My daughter's fallen in love
with your castle.
397
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,480
Well, George, my castle
has fallen in love with her.
398
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,400
Hook, line and sinker.
399
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,200
Can't bear to be without her.
400
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,760
That's why I put that ring
on her finger.
401
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,920
Statement of intent.
402
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,080
[Margaret] Now you've
made me go pink.
403
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,160
I'm going to go
and talk to Mummy
404
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,400
and leave my two favorite men
to talk.
405
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,640
[knocking]
406
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,080
[door opens]
407
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,400
Hello, Mummy.
408
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,000
Careful.
409
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,000
Yes, I can see it.
410
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,440
It's an Argyll family heirloom.
411
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,080
It looks like it came
from Woolworths.
412
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,560
Well, it didn't.
413
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:04,440
I may be trapped in this chair,
but I still hear things.
414
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,800
He's a married man.
415
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,880
You're carrying on
as if he isn't.
416
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,760
My daughter, an adulteress.
417
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,760
A roundheel.
418
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,840
The squalor of it.
419
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,240
It's not adultery
if the marriage is unhappy.
420
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,840
It doesn't count.
421
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,720
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
422
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,400
He's got children.
Think of them.
423
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,640
I'm in love with him.
424
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Your skin is looking dull.
425
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,520
No, it isn't.
426
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,360
And your jawline's looking...
427
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,920
soft.
428
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,760
Getting a few wrinkles.
429
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,800
I'm not getting any wrinkles,
430
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,640
and there's nothing wrong
with my jawline.
431
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,400
I massage my creams in
every night.
432
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,880
I do my exercises
just like you taught me.
433
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,120
Why must you always...
434
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,200
[muffled grunt]
435
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,520
[shudders]
...be like this, Mummy?
436
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,520
Could you not say something nice
to me for a change?
437
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,200
[shudders]
438
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,160
I'm so lonely.
439
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,680
I think your father has
a mistress.
440
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,040
He goes out at night,
leaves me on my own.
441
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,400
Tell him to stay here with me.
442
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,640
He'll listen to you.
443
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,840
Daddy needs company.
444
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,280
He doesn't have a mistress.
445
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,120
He'd never do that to me.
446
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,960
[Ian] George,
447
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040
you're now a patron
of Clan Campbell,
448
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,040
and I'm humbled
by your generosity.
449
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,000
[George] I'm a Scot,
a proud one.
450
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,000
It's every Scot's
ancestral heritage,
451
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,960
and I am honored
to play my part.
452
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,200
Also, one thing. I've...
453
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,680
I've let my London
club memberships lapse.
454
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,720
Couldn't help me out
at your place, could you?
455
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,000
I'd be happy to.
456
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,640
Thank you, Daddy.
457
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,480
- You've made me so proud.
- Hmm.
458
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,880
- [♪ Edith Piaf:
"La Vie En Rose"]
- ♪ Hold me close and ♪
459
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,400
♪ Hold me fast ♪
460
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,200
♪ The magic spell you cast ♪
461
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,440
♪ This is la vie en rose ♪
462
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,560
[both laughing]
463
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,720
♪ When you kiss me ♪
464
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,280
♪ Heaven sighs ♪
465
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,360
♪ And though I close my eyes ♪
466
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,600
♪ I see la vie en rose ♪
467
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,840
♪ When you press me
to your heart ♪
468
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,160
♪ I'm in a world apart ♪
469
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,200
♪ A world where roses bloom ♪
470
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,400
[Janet] He did the same thing
when we were married,
471
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,120
and now it's your turn.
472
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,480
[Louise] But he does realize
that I can see this,
473
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,560
that his sons will see this.
474
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,520
Their father-- with her.
475
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,960
She was engaged to my brother
for a while.
476
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,560
Engaged to just about everyone
as I understand it.
477
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,600
Is it true about David Niven?
478
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,640
That's the rumor.
479
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,840
And Prince Aly Khan?
480
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,360
[chuckles] Yes.
481
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,160
Good God.
482
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,360
I'm rather fond of her.
483
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,200
Janet, she's humiliating me.
484
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,360
He's humiliating you.
485
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,520
How can he do this?
486
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,840
How is this fair?
487
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,600
- [song ends]
- Louise...
488
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,040
Mon cher Oui-Oui,
489
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,880
why carry on like this?
490
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,440
He's making it easy for you.
491
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,520
Divorce him.
492
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,200
Best thing I ever did.
493
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,320
Divorce him.
494
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,840
Ian always gets
what he bloody wants.
495
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,120
And her...
496
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,640
I suppose Daddy's millions means
that she gets what she wants.
497
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,760
♪ ♪
498
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,160
[Louise] Dear Margaret...
499
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,160
Well, congratulations.
500
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,160
You win.
501
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,640
Mummy! Mummy!
502
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,760
I hope you'll be gratified
to know that every detail
503
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,160
of Ian's public betrayal
of me with you
504
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,040
has been unbearably painful.
505
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,360
[Margaret] I'm not
a very good teammate,
506
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
[laughs] I'm afraid.
507
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,160
Welcome to White's.
508
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,920
Honored to have you as a member.
509
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,160
Thank you, George.
510
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,040
- A celebratory snifter,
I think.
- Hmm.
511
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,120
[indistinct chatter nearby]
512
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,880
One second.
513
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,640
[chatter continues]
514
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,480
Charlie Sweeny.
515
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,360
To the victor the spoils, eh?
516
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,640
[Louise] Perhaps if I
didn't love my sons so much
517
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,360
I would fight harder,
518
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,440
delay the inevitable,
519
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,760
just to deprive you
of your gloating triumph.
520
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,520
So much money out there
just waiting for us.
521
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,640
[Margaret] Good luck!
522
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,320
Don't come back
until you've found our treasure.
523
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,640
[Frances] Good luck!
524
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,080
[Louise] But
I don't want
525
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,920
to drag this out for them.
526
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,880
So I'm letting you win
527
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,840
and giving Ian his divorce.
528
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,040
I hope my pain makes you happy.
529
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,560
[Diana] "...and I hope you
never have to know the agony
530
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,800
of having your private life
laid bare for all to see,
531
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,000
of being paraded
for the judgment of others.
532
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,840
Though, knowing a little
of your character,
533
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,160
I imagine you would welcome
the publicity.
534
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,920
Sincerely, Louise."
535
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,280
Poor me.
God, the tedious old horse.
536
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,280
Although, I suppose
what can you expect, really,
537
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,920
from someone
who calls themself Wee-Wee.
538
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,800
Oui-Oui.
539
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,200
A nickname only used
by close friends.
540
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,640
And you, my darling, are
never going to be one of those.
541
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,160
Then she doesn't know
what she's missing, does she?
542
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,440
I'm delightful.
543
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,560
Poor old Wee-Wee.
544
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,280
- Oui-Oui.
- Yes, Diana, darling,
that's what I said.
545
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,840
Wee-Wee.
546
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,400
[♪ Riaan Vosloo & Benedic
Lamdin: "The Get Around"]
547
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,200
[Ian] Should we have Junior in
the middle? What do you think?
548
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,160
[Margaret] No, I think two girls
together is a terrible idea.
549
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,000
[Ian] All right, your children
behind you. Mine behind me.
550
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,280
One happy family.
551
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,920
Chest out. Back straight.
552
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,640
Now, you come closer.
I think he needs to come closer.
553
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,680
Colin right there?
Here? All right.
554
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,960
- That's much better.
- Junior, you-you...
555
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,840
- Just there, sweetheart.
- [Ian] Sho-Shoulders...
556
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,520
- Shoulders back.
- [Margaret] Shoulders back.
557
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,560
[Ian] Everybody ready?
558
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,440
It's not a funeral.
You can smile.
559
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,320
♪ It's a tidal wave ♪
560
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,320
You gonna hold my hand?
561
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,920
- I suppose I should.
- ♪ Comin' round ♪
562
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,080
- Everybody tense up.
- ♪ We doin' this thing ♪
563
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,600
♪ Called the get around ♪♪
564
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,640
[indistinct chatter]
565
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,760
- [Ian] Hello!
- Welcome, Captain!
566
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,200
Thank you!
567
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,760
[cheering]
568
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,760
- [Margaret laughs]
- Thank you.
569
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,440
Thank you so much! Thank you.
570
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,080
Welcome, Your Graciousness.
571
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,120
Thank you.
572
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,800
[indistinct chatter]
573
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Shall we?
574
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,200
- I'm gonna carry you.
- What?
575
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,040
I'm gonna carry you
across the threshold.
576
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,280
- Oh, no, Ian, please.
- The Duke of Argyll
577
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,120
will carry his duchess
into Inveraray Castle.
578
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,320
- [chuckles]
- Come on. Up you come.
579
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,600
- [cheering]
- [straining] Oh, my God,
580
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,680
it's like carrying
a piece of wood.
581
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,680
I'm sorry, but I just,
I don't like it.
582
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,400
Well, I can't put you down.
Everybody's looking.
583
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,000
Oh, no, you're going to drop me.
584
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,160
I'm not gonna fuckin' drop you!
585
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,640
Can you please put me down.
Please.
586
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,040
[cheering muted]
587
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,520
♪ ♪
588
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,680
Ian...
589
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,160
There, you're down.
590
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,560
Happy?
591
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,960
[door opens]
592
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,800
[Margaret chuckles softly]
593
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,920
Thank you so much
for that wonderful reception.
594
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
We'll have champagne
and cake inside.
595
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,640
[bagpipes playing
"Amazing Grace"]
596
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,920
[bagpipes fading]
597
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,280
[moans softly]
598
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,680
Mm.
599
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
♪ ♪
600
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,760
[Margaret] So, it's just to take
this whole toilet,
601
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,880
um, through that door and up
to the second floor bathroom.
602
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,640
- Okay.
- Okay. It's very delicate.
You might need some help.
603
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,680
Hello.
604
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,840
♪ ♪
605
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,760
I'm all confused.
606
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,800
- ♪ ♪
- [birds chirping]
607
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,760
[mooing in distance]
608
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,880
♪ ♪
609
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,480
[door closes]
610
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,640
Father.
611
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,440
- [Colin] Father.
- Ian.
612
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,640
Colin. Other hand.
613
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,760
Look me in the eyes.
614
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,920
[chuckles softly]
We're so happy that you're here.
615
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,080
Mwah! Such handsome boys!
616
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,120
We've got so much to show you.
617
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,360
- Mm.
- Your rooms are all ready.
618
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,160
And we've got toast and cake.
619
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,160
And my little doggy can't wait
to make friends.
620
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,840
All right, well,
I'm going for a walk.
621
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,960
- What? They've
only just got here.
- I know.
622
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,840
Give you a chance
to get to know each other.
623
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,160
Better without me, I think.
624
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,280
[footsteps approaching]
625
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,640
- Where's my father?
- Still on his walk.
626
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,360
Has he had an accident?
627
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440
- He might have fallen.
- No, of course not.
628
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,040
He knows the countryside
around here.
629
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,320
It belongs to him.
630
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,120
He hasn't fallen anywhere.
631
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,160
He's just lost track of time.
632
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,520
Boys...
633
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,360
I know how hard it is
to share your daddy.
634
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,560
I used to hate sharing my daddy
with anyone.
635
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,560
We don't call him Daddy.
636
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,640
We call him Father.
637
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,320
Right.
638
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,480
When I was a little girl,
639
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,200
I was rather lonely,
640
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,560
and my daddy got me two puppies.
641
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,520
They were such lovely company,
always so cheerful.
642
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Would you both like a puppy
643
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,200
to be your friend
while you're here?
644
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,640
What would happen
when we weren't here?
645
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,400
Well, I'd look after it.
646
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,880
I love dogs.
647
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,280
And you could write it letters
from school,
648
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,160
and I could read them out,
and your little puppy would know
649
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,760
exactly what you've been up to.
650
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,480
Dogs can't understand what
you say. That's stupid.
651
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,480
It's just an idea.
652
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,720
We want to be excused.
653
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,000
Do you know...
654
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,600
maybe I should send some men out
to look for your daddy.
655
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,880
- He's our father!
- [Ian] I heard there were
656
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,680
two young gentlemen still awake.
657
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,360
Colin, you should be in bed.
So should you, Ian.
658
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,160
[Margaret] They
were waiting for you.
659
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,560
Ian was worried that
you'd fallen down a mountain.
660
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,560
- Really?
- No, I wasn't.
661
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,240
You own all this countryside.
662
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,680
You'd never fall down anywhere.
663
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,480
[Ian] Damn right.
664
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,520
Only cretins
fall down mountains.
665
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,640
Mm!
666
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,120
All right, come on, bed.
667
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,440
♪ ♪
668
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,720
♪ ♪
669
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,400
- [knocking]
- [Margaret] Ian?
670
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,680
[doorknob rattles]
671
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,520
[rattles doorknob]
672
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,480
- Ian?
- [knocking]
673
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,200
Ian, why have you locked
the door?
674
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,320
Ian?
675
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,600
Come to bed.
676
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800
♪ ♪
677
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,160
Oh. Off you get, naughty boy.
678
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240
Off.
679
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,680
♪ ♪
680
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,840
[bird cawing in distance]
681
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,840
You said that the Navy were
supplying the divers for free
682
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,400
because they were interested
in the project.
683
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,880
But that says 6,000 pounds.
684
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,120
They're chiselers.
685
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,520
- Jackals.
- The Royal Navy
are not chiselers.
686
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,520
Well, then they're arseholes.
687
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,920
- [sighs]
- And...
688
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
what mink coat from Worth?
689
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,560
Oh.
690
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,640
I bought that for Oui-Oui.
691
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,040
- Did you?
- Mm-hmm.
692
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,120
Well, you didn't buy it, Ian,
693
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,640
because they've issued a writ
for 4,000 pounds, and...
694
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,600
that's 10,000 pounds
all together.
695
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,840
Why are you being
such a fucking wife?
696
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,160
Honestly.
697
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,040
I'm not...
698
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,080
- ...being a wife.
- Oh, God.
699
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,880
It's a lot of money.
700
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,960
On top of everything else.
701
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,840
This is serious, Ian.
Those are writs.
702
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,560
So let them come for me,
703
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,560
I'll kill myself,
704
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,800
and that'll get rid
of the problem.
705
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,080
Can't take a corpse to court.
706
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,720
For God's sake.
707
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,120
Look...
708
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,360
I'll pay them both,
709
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,480
- this time.
- Mm.
710
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,680
But it's galling in the extreme
711
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,600
to think that I'm paying
for Wee-Wee's mink.
712
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,480
[takes deep breath]
713
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,720
I want to clear up this library.
714
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,480
- All these papers.
- You do not touch those.
715
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,920
Those are my cousin Niall's
papers; they're his work.
716
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,920
They're heirlooms.
717
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,480
Ian, it's rubbish.
718
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,200
You wouldn't know
a serious academic work
719
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,000
if it came up
and bit you on your fanny.
720
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,960
Those are an act of thought,
721
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,360
of inquiry...
722
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,680
creation.
723
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,680
What have you ever created
in your entire life?
724
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,120
Except... you.
725
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,120
And who else, exactly,
am I supposed to have created?
726
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,360
And I made
two beautiful children.
727
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,560
Mm, mm, marvelous job
you've done there.
728
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,640
They're completely spoiled.
729
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,400
[shudders]
730
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,400
How...
731
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,120
How d-d-d-dare I, perhaps?
732
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,760
Here's a thought, Margaret.
733
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,520
Pay the b-b... b-bills.
734
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,320
It's what you're for.
735
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,960
♪ ♪
736
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,240
[Clacy] Excuse me, Your Grace.
737
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,200
Thank you, Mr. Clacy.
738
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,360
Uh, I'm a monster.
739
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,920
And a bastard.
740
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,080
And I'm sorry.
741
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,880
And I know I would be nothing
without you.
742
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,320
Forgive me.
743
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,040
How many men did I marry?
744
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,960
Every morning I wonder which Ian
I'm going to wake up to.
745
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,120
[departing footsteps]
746
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,280
[indistinct chatter]
747
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,800
♪ ♪
748
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,520
[indistinct chatter]
749
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,600
[footsteps approaching]
750
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,960
- [Margaret] Maureen.
- Darling.
751
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,600
- How are you?
- Mm. Very well.
752
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,280
Oh. Every inch the duchess.
753
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,880
[clicks tongue]
As if you'd been born to it.
754
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,040
[quiet gasp]
What a triumph, darling.
755
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,280
It's-it's all exquisite.
756
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,320
You should be very proud.
757
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,760
Mm, I am.
758
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,280
I didn't know that people
had started arriving yet.
759
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,880
Oh, well, we have.
760
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,320
[chuckles]
Little old me and, uh,
761
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,880
a special someone
I don't think you're expecting.
762
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,760
Wee-Wee.
763
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,960
How lovely to see you.
764
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,760
Oui-Oui.
765
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,880
That's what I said.
Glorious mink.
766
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,880
I think I bought it.
767
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,680
[Ian] Oui-Oui!
768
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,640
You made it. Marvelous.
769
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:31,200
What do you think
of the old place?
770
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,600
Can you picture yourself here?
771
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,720
Why don't you...
772
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,160
get yourself...
773
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,520
outside a glass of champagne
and have a poke around
774
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:44,760
and then cast a beady eye
over the fixtures and fittings.
775
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,880
Well, she's looking rather good,
isn't she?
776
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,520
What?
777
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,640
Did you invite her?
778
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,760
Darling, Louise is
the mother of my heir.
779
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,840
Needs her stamp of approval.
780
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,680
But you didn't consider
that it might upset me,
781
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,560
when I've put so much work
into this day?
782
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,600
I didn't give you
a second thought.
783
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,440
[man] Your Grace?
784
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520
No.
785
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:20,560
What did you mean,
can she see herself here?
786
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,440
Oh, not now. Obviously.
787
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,120
Couldn't be under the same roof
for more than a couple of hours.
788
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:29,200
But later, when I die,
my son will be duke.
789
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,200
It'll be up to him,
and it's traditional
790
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,280
to have one's old mum rattling
around in one of the wings.
791
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:40,040
And what happens to me
when you die?
792
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,360
Well, I imagine you get sad for
a little bit, but then you marry
793
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,040
some ghastly banker,
and off to Monaco you'll pop.
794
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,360
No, Ian, what happens to me
and Inveraray?
795
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,600
The home that I've built,
what happens?
796
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,000
Well, that
will also be up to my son,
797
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,040
and he's very fond
of his mother.
798
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,800
[Margaret] Does this mean I've
got to make friends with her?
799
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,520
I think it might help, yes.
800
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,520
Then that's what I'll do.
801
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,760
That's the spirit.
802
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,600
By the time I'm finished
with her,
803
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,000
she's going to adore me.
804
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,000
If she doesn't stab you
in the neck while you sleep,
805
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,840
I'd call that a triumph.
806
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,320
Oh, here they come.
Shall we, Your Grace?
807
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,760
[indistinct chatter]
808
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,680
[bagpipes playing in distance]
809
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,760
- Margaret?
- Hmm?
810
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,280
Don't push her in the lake
or anything.
811
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,280
Of course I won't.
812
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,600
Promise?
813
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,840
[thunder rumbles in distance]
814
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,880
[thunder rumbles in distance]
815
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,520
[laughing, applause]
816
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,360
[people shouting indistinctly]
817
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,800
[man] Congratulations!
818
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,120
- Speech! Speech!
- Speech!
819
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,560
Say something.
820
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,040
It's been one of the greatest
privileges of my life
821
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,800
to restore Inveraray Castle
to such magnificent grandeur.
822
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,960
An enduring legacy
for my husband,
823
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,280
the Duke of Argyll,
and his heirs.
824
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,680
- [applause]
- [man] Yes, indeed!
825
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,280
[cheering]
826
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,120
[thunder rolling]
827
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,560
♪ ♪
828
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,440
[cheering and applause]
829
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,160
[woman] Bravo!
830
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,880
- [cheering continues]
- [man] Bravo!
831
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,280
♪ ♪
832
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,760
[Margaret] "I love you so much,
833
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,560
I am so happy my sons
are yours, not Ian's.
834
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,520
Your own Louise."
835
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,600
♪ ♪
836
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,080
♪ ♪
837
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,040
♪ ♪
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