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Anyone who knows
me will tell you
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- I'm an affectionate guy.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
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I love my wife. I
say it all the time.
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And sure,
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sometimes she's not
in the mood, but...
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I warm her up.
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Believe me,
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she's happy once we get going.
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I do my part.
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- Okay.
- Hey!
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All I'm asking is
that she does hers.
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- Oh.
- Friday.
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- Not today, honey.
- Hey.
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It's right there in
the wedding vows...
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- No.
- Hey.
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Love, honor, and obey.
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I said I want 'em spicy.
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How hard is it to
give me what I want?
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♪ The good guys giving in ♪
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♪ And letting the bad
guys win sometime ♪
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♪ I'd like to see
the bad guys win ♪
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♪ I'd like to see the
bad guy get the girl ♪
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Sorry, sweetheart. I
know you like it hot.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
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- Fuck yeah.
- Mm.
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Oh, damn, babe.
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Yup. Yup.
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Oh.
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Aah! Oh!
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God, it burns!
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Ow! God!
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♪ ♪
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Hi. Hello.
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Am I... yeah, I am here.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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Okay, let it out.
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Wow.
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How long has this been going on?
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You know what? Yeah,
no. You know what?
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That's really none of
my business at all.
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Unless blink twice
if you need help.
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Oh, well, well, well.
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Look who's back
from the Big Apple.
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Yeah, I don't know
why you're saying that
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so triumphantly.
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I live here.
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Come on in. I'm
making flapjacks.
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No. That... nope.
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I'll just talk to
you right here.
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Oh, once you get a
taste of these fluffies,
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you'll be singing
a different tune.
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So you're okay with the bird?
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It's not my favorite
affectation.
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Whatever you came here
to say, we're good.
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People fight. Emotions run high.
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I gotta give you credit.
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It takes a lot to come
here, you know, hat in hand.
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No, I'm not here to apologize.
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I saw the pictures of Billy.
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You cannot publish
those, and you know it.
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They are a betrayal
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of everything we've
been building together.
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Look, if you wanted
a say in that shoot,
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then you should have
been here for it.
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Doug, no woman in her right mind
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is gonna sign off on those.
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Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor,
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see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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What?
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but you quit.
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You remember?
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Wow. Congratulations.
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You already found a
replacement for me as well.
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Doug, you cannot do that.
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Oh, yeah, we can.
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Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti.
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Let's see who it is.
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It's okay.
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Happy for you.
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Deal's not final yet.
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Ah, son of a bitch. We're
on the hook for this how?
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You two, along with the entity
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known as "Minx" magazine,
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are being sued by plaintiff
William Wilkerson,
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who claims that your
article about marital rape
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incited his formerly
sane and loving wife
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into maiming his penis
with a substance measuring
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over 1 million Scoville Units,
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resulting in damage
to the foreskin
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and audacious
blistering of the shaft.
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"Audacious blistering of
the shaft," that's good.
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And they say there's
nothing new under the sun.
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Fitting end to your circus:
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Us being shot out of a cannon.
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Gotta admit, A-plus
publicity stunt.
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Good old Willy turning
lemons into lemonade
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or hot peppers into...
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Salsa or potentially jelly.
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Okay, hello.
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I see you're taking this
as seriously as he is.
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Bubbe, in this business,
if you don't laugh,
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you don't last very long.
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Yeah, Myron and I have
been dealing with this crap
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since it was a crime to
show your kneecaps, right?
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Offer a little settlement,
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make this go away, and
everybody is happy.
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No, no, no, no, no. We
go big. We counter sue.
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- Dougele.
- What? Absolutely not.
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You cannot pay for this kind
of publicity. This is a gift.
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Oh, yeah, like the
Trojan horse was a gift.
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Why am I even named
in this suit anyway?
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He's the publisher.
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I'm just... I was just
a powerless employee.
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I don't have any
editorial control.
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According to this,
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you're the creator of
"The Matriarchy Awakens,"
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the original iteration
of this magazine
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and the offending
article herein.
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Yeah, but I don't even recognize
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my own magazine anymore.
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Well, the law doesn't
see it that way,
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and you're liable by virtue
of your proprietary rights.
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You know my lawyer asked me
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not to discuss my
case on the air.
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And I see you
heeding this advice.
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
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but women like Joyce Prigger,
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magazines like "Minx,"
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they need to know that
the free ride is over.
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Oh, yeah, I'm using
the power of the law,
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but in my other hand, I hold
something more powerful:
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People.
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Not just people.
Men Energized Now.
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We are calling on all
M.E.N. to get out there
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and make things uncomfortable
for Prigger and Bottom Dollar,
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AKA public enemies
number one and two.
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I think it's really clever
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how the name of the
organization is M.E.N.
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but it also spells "men."
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Men are smart.
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Are you talking about
the organization
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- or men in general?
- Both.
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Oh, my God.
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Proprietary rights?
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So you own part of "Minx"?
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Yeah, according to Doug's lawyer
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and one very snooty clerk
at the UCLA Law Library.
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Please tell me you're
not trying to...
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Exercise my rights?
You bet I am.
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You don't wanna go to war.
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You've only seen
Doug's nice side.
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- That's his nice side?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ask Fred Salzburg,
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the paper vendor who
double-billed Doug for years.
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Why? What happened to Fred?
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No one knows, but
it's no longer called.
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Salzburg & Sons.
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Okay, well, I'm very sorry
for the Salzburg family,
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but "Minx" is our baby.
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- Mm.
- We can't just walk away.
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- Don't say "we."
- But he's murdering our child.
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Yeah, well, my
paternal instincts
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haven't kicked in just yet.
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- Try something else.
- Fine.
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I can't do this without you.
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And I don't wanna do
it without you, Richie.
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You make the magazine
better in every way,
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and I know that you know this,
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and I know that you care
about it as much as I do.
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Come on, Richie.
This is our time.
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"Minx" is our baby. We can't...
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I'm in. Let's go tell Doug.
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Oh, great. All right.
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- Don't you need shoes?
- The Earth is my shoe.
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Go. Go.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh! Shit.
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We have rights too.
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- Men rights.
- Come on.
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Norman, what are you doing?
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Men are finally fighting back.
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Oh, yeah, you're blaming
us for Willy's wife?
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She's a nut job, Norm.
Look at who she married.
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You're siding with
her now? Come on.
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What happened to you, man?
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I'm not siding with anyone.
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Can you just move so
I can get in my spot?
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All right.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Norman made some friends.
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A woman is sexually assaulted
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every 20 seconds
in this country.
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One guy gets a
boo-boo on his wiener,
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and it's the end of
the fucking world.
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Joyce, is that your first swear?
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Yeah, could you tell?
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- How was it?
- It was great.
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- Was it...
- It was great.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Natural.
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I've never marched in
someplace and just quit before.
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I have. There was bloodshed.
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Oh, something tells me
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this isn't an apology
walking in my door.
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No, sir, it is not.
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Until issues of ownership
have been resolved,
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please immediately cease
and desist publication
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of the third issue of "Minx."
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Handwritten.
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For that personal touch?
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My Selectric was out of ink.
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And what are you two
knuckleheads doing?
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They are with me.
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Well, thank you for informing me
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of your intentions, Joyce.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Let's go. Thank you.
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Well, if you touched
all the bases,
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in my book, that's a home run.
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You tell Roger Middleton
that it doesn't matter
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if it was a ground
ball and three errors.
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It still counts. God,
he's just like his mom.
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Oh, I wish I could have seen it.
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No, it's okay. Go. Yeah, go.
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We'll talk more when
I'm back from my...
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My trip.
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Okay, love you.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my two favorite people.
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Take the Leica.
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You're the only one who
really appreciates it.
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Thanks, Doug.
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- Already did.
- Oh, good. You know me.
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I like to take care of my
people even if they move on.
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Sorry, let me say that again.
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Even if they stab me in the back
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and then move on.
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I saw that Billy centerfold.
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You stabbed yourself.
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But you wanna throw away
years of our relationship
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over a couple of bad days?
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And do you really think
Joyce has what it takes
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to do all this on her own?
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I don't know, Doug.
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If it wasn't for
"Minx," you'd have me
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plucking stray pubes
for the next decade.
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Right, 'cause if
you think about it,
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I had the idea for you
to shoot for "Minx"
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before she ever walked
through those office doors.
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So, what, you're
making moves now?
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You're a hustler?
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Then let me give
you a little advice.
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I recommend you stay
here in the big leagues
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as opposed to shipping off
to Palookaville with her.
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Well, if you really want me,
258
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,884
I suggest you make me
an offer I can't refuse.
259
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Some initial suggestions.
260
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,990
Two editorial assistants.
261
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,826
Good. Taught you something.
262
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,870
And I know I taught
you everything.
263
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,404
I hate conflict.
264
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,165
My stomach feels like the
butter churn at Spahn Ranch.
265
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,834
Yeah, and who got
you out of that mess?
266
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,320
What, you think you're
gonna call Joyce
267
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,689
and she's gonna smuggle you out
268
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,277
in the trunk of her
car at 2:00 a.m.?
269
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,136
- I don't know, maybe.
- She's gonna be asleep
270
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,985
with a glass of milk, out cold.
271
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,498
I'll take a look
at these, hotshot.
272
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,999
Did you find that address?
273
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,605
You sure about this?
274
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,209
Of course not.
275
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,564
You're really tempting me,
276
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,076
but I do have to keep
my girlish figure.
277
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,456
I'm back on the market,
in case you hadn't heard.
278
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,915
Well, any man would be lucky
to date a fox like you, Wanda.
279
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,583
Oh, well.
280
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,919
My dance card's not
exactly full these days.
281
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,926
I'm told that men
find me intimidating.
282
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,735
Yeah, well, I understand that.
283
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,929
I think that's because you're
taking a beating in the press,
284
00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:41,885
and I can help turn
that around for you.
285
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,766
You know, Willy
has a big platform
286
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,890
and an even bigger mouth,
which I think you know.
287
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,600
Yeah.
288
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,464
But I think you also
deserve to be heard.
289
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,527
And I've got a venue that
is built to champion women.
290
00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,943
I've never really thought of
myself as a public figure.
291
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,045
Betsy Ross was just
sewing her husband's pants
292
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,780
when she invented
the American flag.
293
00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:00,909
Did you know that?
294
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,490
Was Rosa Parks even an activist
295
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,661
before she refused
to get off that bus?
296
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:08,193
You mean refused
to change seats?
297
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,789
Joyce Prigger?
298
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,915
May I?
299
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,208
Of course. Yes, come in.
300
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,502
- Thank you.
- It's Joyce Prigger.
301
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,627
- Wow.
- Hello, Wanda.
302
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,087
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
303
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,781
What are you doing,
tailing me now, Joyce?
304
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,969
Nope, just followed the
smell of manipulation.
305
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,136
- Great.
- Wanda?
306
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,078
- Hmm?
- Do not trust this man
307
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,080
with your story.
308
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,501
He does not care about you
309
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,557
or me or anyone, really.
310
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,648
Oh, are you two an item?
311
00:12:29,672 --> 00:12:30,976
- Ew. God, no.
- Oh, no.
312
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,647
I'm just getting some
jilted lover vibes.
313
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,338
He did break my heart but
as a business partner.
314
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,817
I promised you a magazine
315
00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:38,629
when no one else
in the world would.
316
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,277
Only to turn around
and then hand it over
317
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,641
to that charlatan, Wendy Mah.
318
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,947
Oh, I love Aphrodisia.
319
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,117
Who told you about Wendy?
320
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:46,658
I have friends at Bottom Dollar.
321
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,932
Can you say the same thing?
322
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,163
I am Bottom Dollar.
323
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,345
And I am "Minx."
324
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,096
And I will save both my magazine
325
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,688
and this poor woman from
your predatory ways.
326
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,364
I don't think I need saving.
327
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,179
No, because you are a
strong, independent person.
328
00:12:59,203 --> 00:13:00,355
Okay, I...
329
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,257
Don't let him perpetuate
330
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,302
this disgusting lie
that's already out there.
331
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:09,826
My article obviously did not
inspire your act of revenge.
332
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,021
Oh, it did, actually.
333
00:13:11,045 --> 00:13:13,268
Well, come on, Wanda. That's...
334
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,686
Listen, Willy never forced me,
335
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,380
not like the women
that you wrote about.
336
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,382
But I mean, you show me a
wife who's never had sex
337
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,693
when she's not in the mood,
and I'll show you a liar
338
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,427
or at the very least, a woman
who's still on her honeymoon.
339
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,432
So it did... the article,
it got me thinking.
340
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,868
But I didn't suggest
turning to violence.
341
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,289
Well, I didn't know that it
was gonna do that much damage.
342
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,705
I thought it would just,
343
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,040
you know, burn a little
bit and be funny.
344
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,000
And it was very funny.
345
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,694
Not to take away from
any of your suffering,
346
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,396
but the jalapeño
hand job was very...
347
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,214
- We're talking here.
- No, we were actually talking.
348
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,632
We're talking. You're
making it worse.
349
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,526
- Do you understand...
- Can I finish?
350
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,702
- Sorry.
- Please.
351
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,710
I just got sick of
being told what to do
352
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,869
and who to be in my own home.
353
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,415
Some people just want to use you
354
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,319
for their own stupid desires
355
00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,899
or selfish aims or
petty squabbles.
356
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,473
They don't even bother
seeing you as a human being.
357
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,237
I don't know what's going
on between the two of you,
358
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,739
but I don't want any part of it.
359
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,183
I'm gonna tell my own story.
360
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,788
Well, thank you for your time.
361
00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:14,079
- You have a great day, Wanda.
- Thank you.
362
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,630
- Happy?
- Oh, my God.
363
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,436
Welcome back to day five
364
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,252
of the M.E.N. offensive.
365
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,254
Now, we've struck
a nerve, folks.
366
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,608
Ratings are through the roof.
367
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,606
Contracts are
being renegotiated.
368
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,198
I'm getting an in-ground pool,
369
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,543
and you can't come use it, Ma.
370
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,155
Now, in addition to
Willy's legal action,
371
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,766
we'll be providing resources
372
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,460
to men who can't file
lawsuits of their own.
373
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,763
That's called an escalation
of conflict, my friends.
374
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,169
And guess what.
375
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,047
The ladies want a piece
of the action, too,
376
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,366
and we have the most
impressive lady of all
377
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,640
here with us today.
378
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,662
The first female councilman
379
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,476
in Southern California
380
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,193
and a total babe to boot.
381
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,548
The pride of the
San Fernando Valley,
382
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:03,837
Bridget West bury.
383
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,298
Well, it's a
pleasure to be here.
384
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,801
What happened to your... person
385
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,905
is a travesty, and we all
know who's responsible.
386
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,140
I blame "Maude,"
"Mary Tyler Moore,"
387
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,401
and to a lesser
extent, "That Girl."
388
00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:18,977
Mm, enemies all.
389
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,148
But we're taking
the fight to them.
390
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:24,858
People vote all the time
to ban nuclear power plants
391
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,222
and strip mines,
392
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,930
and those industries
make our economy strong.
393
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,826
Pornography like "Minx"
enfeebles our community.
394
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,409
That's why on Monday, I'm
proposing a resolution
395
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,523
to ban the production of
pornographic materials
396
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,943
in the San Fernando Valley.
397
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,624
Bold move.
398
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,834
Let me say, as
someone who does not
399
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,148
find pornography appealing...
400
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,424
Let's leave the filth
401
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,844
to the dirty Europeans.
402
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,763
Californians have
always been pioneers,
403
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,597
and I am proud to lead the wagon
404
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,601
into my valley...
cleaner and nicer.
405
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,455
I can almost smell it.
406
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,357
- Where is everybody?
- I sent them home.
407
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,011
Good, it's weird
vibes out there.
408
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,156
I saw a guy piss on himself
and not seem to mind.
409
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,862
- Oh.
- What about the cops?
410
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,716
I called, but it's a peaceful
protest of white men,
411
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,426
a famously calm,
reasonable people.
412
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,016
Okay. All right, we gotta
get them out of there.
413
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,456
- I have an idea.
- Yeah? Do that.
414
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,150
13 more lawsuits in two
days, and word on the street:
415
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,761
Dozens more on the way.
416
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,797
You are in it now, my friends.
417
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,215
They're outlandish.
418
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,886
I mean, surely no
reputable lawyer will...
419
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:34,386
What, wanna create an
exciting new legal precedent
420
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,471
and be in textbooks forever?
421
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,455
Doll, my kind lives
for this shit.
422
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,999
This porn ban, is it real?
423
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,582
Well, West bury is
an opportunistic SOB
424
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,588
or DOB or whatever.
425
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,237
Nixon's about to be reelected.
426
00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:48,817
News flash: The '60s are over.
427
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,408
Well, I think this
will help us take care
428
00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:52,886
of the councilwoman, so...
429
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,010
Huh? Okay.
430
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,180
Oh, that's fascinating.
431
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,412
That's great.
432
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,056
You've got dirt on
the councilwoman?
433
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,415
Yeah, I was saving
it for a rainy day.
434
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,250
The hypocrisy is staggering.
435
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,252
I mean, taking the high road...
436
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,646
What are you doing?
437
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,196
What are you doing?
438
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,659
It's a felony to blackmail
a government employee
439
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,080
and disbarment for me
to even know about it.
440
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,016
What kind of shmendrik
hands this to his lawyer?
441
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:22,037
All right, Myron, come
on. There's always a move.
442
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,084
Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx."
443
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,730
Don't even think about
publishing the third issue.
444
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,816
The news cycle moves
on. Lawsuits fade away.
445
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,380
They're just trying
to jam you up, Dougie,
446
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,737
but don't take the bait.
447
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,238
You still have your company,
448
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,222
and you can hold on
to your other titles.
449
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,216
And you, you can
use the notoriety
450
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,411
to start something new.
451
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,455
Okay, look, the bright side?
452
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,249
From what I've seen
of the two of you,
453
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,943
not all partnerships
are meant to last.
454
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,424
Maybe it's a good thing
455
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,905
that you two don't have
to work together anymore.
456
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,828
What do we want?
457
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,264
All: For men to be
safe from women!
458
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,307
And when do we want it?
459
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,308
All: Yesterday!
460
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,422
Tame the "Minx"!
461
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,830
All: Tame the "Minx"!
462
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,979
Tame the "Minx"!
Tame the "Minx"!
463
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,608
We're gonna get out of it,
and you're gonna help us.
464
00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:10,899
All right, all right.
Anything I can do...
465
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,263
- I know.
- You just call me.
466
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,841
- You've always been...
- All right.
467
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,737
- Let me talk to those guys.
- This is your idea?
468
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,101
- You got something better?
- I can get them to leave.
469
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,908
No, you can't. They're lunatics.
470
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,392
That's what I've been saying,
471
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,786
but someone's being very
reckless these days.
472
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,390
Okay, well, I'll come with you.
473
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,728
No.
474
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,874
I am a vessel of power.
475
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,045
All of these men
fantasize about me,
476
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,336
and when I speak,
477
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,214
they will obey my every command.
478
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,174
That was for my
audition for Cleopatra.
479
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,760
I didn't get it.
480
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,954
Try pulling, Bam.
481
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,182
We're doing this?
482
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,934
It might work.
483
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,811
Jimbo, Norman.
484
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,604
Stinky Pete, they
let you out early.
485
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,356
- Yeah.
- We love you, Bambi.
486
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,650
- I love you too.
- Oh, yeah.
487
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,594
Boys
488
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,362
the world is changing.
489
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,197
I know a lot of people
don't look or think
490
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,181
the way they used to
and that can be scary,
491
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,910
but we're strong.
492
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,204
We have big hearts, and together
493
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,478
we can face this world,
494
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,904
and it's gonna be okay.
495
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,042
Yeah.
496
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,476
There's no need for anger here.
497
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,629
"Minx" isn't your enemy.
498
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,089
It's a special place
499
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,493
that's opened my eyes
to so many new things.
500
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,553
Here, my ideas matter,
and I have a voice.
501
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:27,684
Me, Luann Pryzbylko from
Reseda by way of Kuala Lumpur.
502
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,228
And it's high time I
shared some news with you,
503
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,212
because you're not just my fans.
504
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,650
You're my family.
505
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,070
Like the trumpeter swan,
506
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,762
she's shed her juvenile feathers
507
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,366
and reemerged in a blinding
white blaze of beauty.
508
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,310
I need to get the
fuck out of here.
509
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,413
I made a mistake.
510
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,834
I thought sharing my truth was
the surest way to their hearts,
511
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,543
so I told them I officially
retired from nude modeling.
512
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,067
Aw, officially?
513
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,492
Oh, Jesus, God.
514
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,589
Yeah, they think
you brainwashed me,
515
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,663
and they're very angry.
516
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,601
Oh, they've breached
the perimeter.
517
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,777
Okay, fall back.
518
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,970
- Fall back!
- To where?
519
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,664
- What?
- The layout room.
520
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,265
We'll be pinned down, but
it provides the best cover.
521
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,686
- How do you know that?
- Military family.
522
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,788
Come on. Are we
really doing this?
523
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,223
♪ ♪
524
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,866
Let's get that
window boarded up.
525
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,846
Okay, I'm moving the
couch. Excuse me.
526
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,970
Joyce, mailbags.
527
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,450
Yeah.
528
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,119
Are we really hiding from
these jelly doughnuts?
529
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,630
That's what we're
doing right now?
530
00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:32,685
Bottom Dollar attacked
by its own fans.
531
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,533
Sounds like an A-plus
publicity stunt to me.
532
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,532
Who knew virgins
could be so mean?
533
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,048
Get away from the window, Bambi.
534
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,412
They're looking for you.
535
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,717
Tina, kill the lights.
536
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:47,251
♪ ♪
537
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,999
Your Majesty
538
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,712
time to call a minion.
539
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:57,357
♪ ♪
540
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,446
Things have gotten out of
hand down at Bottom Dollar.
541
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,320
We should send a couple
black-and-whites.
542
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,073
Or wait and see how
the situation unfolds.
543
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,517
Don't wanna be too hasty.
544
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,457
♪ ♪
545
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,334
Cops aren't coming.
546
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,688
Westbury's hanging us
out to dry on this.
547
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,047
Settle in.
548
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,383
Well, I guess I'll
die right here
549
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,927
next to my greatest humiliation.
550
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,331
Perfect end to a
perfect chapter.
551
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,764
Oh, nobody's gonna die.
552
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,391
They're just blowing off
some steam, that's all.
553
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,325
Oh, there must be
someone we can call.
554
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,479
What about those goons this one
trotted out for Billy Brunson?
555
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,303
Oh, what, you wanna turn
this into a bloodbath?
556
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,880
Better their blood than ours.
557
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,693
What happened to the
Joyce who had an aneurysm
558
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,695
when she found out the Mob
was delivering her magazine?
559
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,929
You happened to me.
560
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,893
Hey, this one's locked.
561
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,473
Norman found Renetti's office.
562
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,535
Come on.
563
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,059
Whoa. All right, come on!
564
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,654
If those animals
get into my cameras,
565
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,206
I swear I'll fight them myself.
566
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,360
All right, listen, don't
worry about the gear.
567
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,543
When this is all over,
568
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,937
I'll buy anything
you want, okay?
569
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,214
Why would you buy new equipment
570
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:02,255
for my photographer?
571
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,798
I can buy anything I want
572
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,800
for my new art director.
573
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,994
Right, pal?
574
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,222
Yeah, I appreciate
your interest,
575
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,706
but no, thank you.
576
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,396
Oh, I see. So all
that was game to you?
577
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,920
No, it's not a game, Doug.
578
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,399
It's just a small
taste of what it's like
579
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,933
to be pushed around by a bully.
580
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,259
But thank you for your
master class in negotiation.
581
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,103
Aww!
582
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,161
These reader letters.
583
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,538
People love us.
584
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,942
Well, not you.
585
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,782
Well, everything I did,
I did for Bottom Dollar.
586
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,591
Look at that.
587
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:47,945
He put me front and center.
588
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,413
It's your time to shine.
589
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,124
"Your magazine made me feel good
590
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,269
"about wanting what I
want and angry at people
591
00:22:54,293 --> 00:22:56,059
"trying to stop me
from getting it.
592
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,898
"'Minx' is a refuge
for every woman
593
00:22:57,922 --> 00:23:01,064
who thinks she's alone in
this wicked, wonderful world."
594
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,548
Each one of these is a person
reaching out because of us.
595
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,433
This kid is asking if
we have any internships.
596
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,489
He's 16 years old.
597
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,783
Ah, he keeps the centerfold
under his mattress.
598
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,884
Ooh, we gotta get this boy
the hell out of Mississippi.
599
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,984
My, God, this woman is
inviting us to her wedding.
600
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,442
This is just a recipe
for a Tuscan bread salad.
601
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,757
Oh, there it is.
602
00:23:21,781 --> 00:23:23,735
Someone named their baby Joyce.
603
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,464
Oh. Oh, my God.
604
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,174
There's a soda can
as a reference point.
605
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,302
Oh, she took her husband back
606
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,805
to the asylum.
607
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,209
What is that smell?
608
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,488
- Oh, my God.
- All right, that's it.
609
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,615
This fucking ends now.
Let's call the Russians.
610
00:23:48,639 --> 00:23:51,489
- Already did.
- Thank you.
611
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,273
- Yeah.
- What would I do without you?
612
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:02,444
♪ ♪
613
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,629
♪ There's a new world coming ♪
614
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:11,203
♪ This one's coming to an end ♪
615
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,513
♪ There's a new voice calling ♪
616
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:20,077
♪ You can hear it if you try ♪
617
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:24,207
♪ And it's growing stronger ♪
618
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:31,112
♪ With each day that passes by ♪
619
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:35,056
♪ There's a brand-new morning ♪
620
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,810
♪ Rising clear and
sweet and free ♪
621
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,935
♪ There's a new day dawning ♪
622
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:48,244
♪ That belongs to you and me ♪
623
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,530
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
624
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:56,536
♪ The one we've had visions of ♪
625
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,556
♪ Coming in peace ♪
626
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,017
♪ Coming in joy ♪
627
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:06,397
♪ Coming in love ♪
628
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:13,601
♪ ♪
629
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,412
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
630
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,290
King of the valley found
his way to Pasadena.
631
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,047
Well, I don't hate a road trip.
632
00:25:26,071 --> 00:25:28,986
I even went to the Rose
Bowl. I took a picture.
633
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,279
You see "Betsy"?
634
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,427
Wendy really did a
number on us, huh?
635
00:25:32,451 --> 00:25:33,758
Yeah, I got off easy
636
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,760
with "pretentious"
and "solipsistic."
637
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:40,964
You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum
with a dash of Judas Iscariot."
638
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,643
Maybe I misjudged
her as a writer.
639
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,417
She had good reason
to be pissed.
640
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,899
We had a deal, and I pulled
the plug at the last minute.
641
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,607
Her taste too rich
for your blood?
642
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,841
No, it wasn't about the money.
643
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,447
I just didn't think she was
the right fit for "Minx."
644
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,891
Why? Seems like a
match made in heaven.
645
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,604
Because she's not you.
646
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,080
Look, what you made, it
means something to people,
647
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,251
and I didn't know
what to do with that.
648
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,340
And so I turned it into
something pretty ugly,
649
00:26:08,364 --> 00:26:10,858
and I got...
650
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,114
I got pretty ugly along
the way, too, so...
651
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,385
That is very big
of you to admit.
652
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,266
And I know that we're sailing
against the wind on this one,
653
00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:24,167
and I'm responsible for
that, but I can fix this.
654
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,979
We can fix this together
as partners this time
655
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,633
and fuck everybody
who's trying to stop us.
656
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,174
You know, I got a call last week
657
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,944
from a literally agent
just out of the blue
658
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,488
telling me about all the
opportunities out there
659
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,990
and that it's just
a matter of me
660
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,934
deciding what I wanna do next.
661
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,077
Oh, good. You've earned that.
662
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,191
Yeah, but
663
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,190
attached to each one
of those opportunities
664
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,418
is another Doug Renetti,
665
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,716
someone who wants
something from me,
666
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:54,714
something that they could
never do on their own
667
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,328
but still insists on
holding all the power.
668
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,083
I'm not sure I'm interested in
giving away my power anymore.
669
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,554
So that's it? You're
gonna go at it alone?
670
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:13,983
Maybe.
671
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,257
Two issues and you're
ready to be a publisher?
672
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,934
I mean, the stones on you.
673
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,650
I'll tell you what.
674
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,439
"Minx" is yours.
675
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,299
Yeah, I don't wanna do it
without you, so take it.
676
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,886
Go to all the places
you wanna go with it.
677
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,370
I can't wait to see what you do.
678
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,130
Doug.
679
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,922
Thank you.
680
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,589
Good luck.
681
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,450
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
682
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,854
♪ ♪
683
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,370
♪ Here's your one
chance, Fancy ♪
684
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,914
♪ Don't let me down ♪
685
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,858
♪ Lord, forgive
me for what I do ♪
686
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,860
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
687
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,862
♪ Well, it's up to you,
now, don't let me down ♪
688
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,931
♪ Your mama's gonna
help you move uptown ♪
689
00:28:17,955 --> 00:28:19,986
♪ Don't me let me down ♪
690
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,801
♪ Don't me let me down ♪
691
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,595
♪ Mama dabbed a little bit
of perfume on my neck ♪
692
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,514
♪ And she kissed my cheek ♪
693
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,350
♪ And I saw the tears well
up in her troubled eyes ♪
694
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,102
♪ When she started to speak ♪
695
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,645
♪ She looked at
our pitiful shack ♪
696
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,938
♪ And then she looked at me ♪
697
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,882
♪ And took a ragged breath ♪
698
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,900
"♪ "Your pa's run off
and I'm real sick ♪
699
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,474
♪ And the baby's gonna
starve to death" ♪
700
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,199
♪ She handed me a
heart-shaped locket ♪
701
00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:44,890
♪ That said, "To thine
own self be true" ♪
702
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,893
♪ And I shivered as I
watched a roach crawl ♪
703
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,829
♪ Across the toe of
my high-heeled shoe ♪
704
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,960
♪ It sounded like somebody
else that was talking ♪
705
00:28:51,984 --> 00:28:54,250
♪ Asking, "Mama,
what do I do?" ♪
706
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,734
♪ "Just be nice to
the gentlemen, Fancy ♪
707
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,068
♪ And they'll be nice to you" ♪
708
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,101
♪ Here's your chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
709
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,905
♪ ♪
710
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,847
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
711
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,640
♪ Lord, forgive
me for what I do ♪
712
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,504
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
713
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,650
♪ Well, it's up to you ♪
714
00:29:12,674 --> 00:29:14,207
♪ Now get on out, girl ♪
715
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,634
♪ You better start
movin' uptown ♪
716
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,275
♪ ♪
717
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,569
♪ Well, that was the
last time I saw my ma ♪
718
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,826
♪ The night I left
that rickety shack ♪
719
00:29:23,850 --> 00:29:26,215
♪ 'Cause the welfare people
came and took the baby ♪
720
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,453
♪ Ma died, and I
ain't been back ♪
721
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,805
♪ But the wheels of fate
had started to turn ♪
722
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,000
♪ And for me, there
was no way out ♪
723
00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:34,521
♪ And it wasn't very long ♪
724
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,316
♪ Till I knew exactly what ♪
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