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I'm sorry, I'm waiting for someone.
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You are
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Uh, under normal circumstances,
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I'd never turn you away,
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but this is a business meeting.
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What kind of business are you in?
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Um, I work in real estate,
corporate real estate.
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What's your name?
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Look, I don't mean to be rude.
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I swear if you knew me,
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I'm the last guy to
say no to a beautiful-
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Wow, you can't even tell me your name?
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- Dennis.
- I don't believe you.
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- Pardon me?
- Let's start over.
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No, let's not- I'm not- I can't-
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I, I is this like, uh...
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You're
- are you a professional?
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A professional what?
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- I don't..
- I'll tell you my name.
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My name is Driver.
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You're kidding me.
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No, I don't have a sense of humor.
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- You're Driver?
- Yes.
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- Frank didn't mention that..
- I had a vagina?
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It's not his job to talk
about my genitals, Nick.
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Jesus
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I don't know how I feel about this.
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Oh, if it changes things for you.
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Well, yeah, it changes things.
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By all means, pay attention to that.
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How do I know for sure it's you?
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You have a dental practice
on Wilshire and Doheny,
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you've been married two
and a half years to Karen,
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second marriage for you,
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Your dog is named Hendrix,
you drive a Land Cruiser,
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you hired Frank eight weeks ago.
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Okay okay
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You're not a cop, are you?
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Do I look like a cop?
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No
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Frankly you look like
a Playmate of the month.
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Want to frisk me?
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What?
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Do you want to pat me down?
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Are you messing with me, I can't tell.
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I already told you, I
have no sense of humor.
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- Are you wired?
- What?
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Are you wearing a wire right
now recording our conversation?
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- Of course not.
- Open your shirt.
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Here?
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You go to the gym three times a week,
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what's the problem?
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My turn
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Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
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It's LA, Nick, nobody notices
some chick lifting her shirt.
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So how do We uh
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how does this work?
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Frank didn't walk you through it?
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He said the less I knew the better
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and it'd be done within the week.
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That's pretty much all there is to it.
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If you knew me, you'd realize
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I'm really the most harmless guy.
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We're all pretty harmless
until we're cornered, Nick.
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Sometimes we find ourselves
in an unbearable situation,
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options dry up and we
resort to drastic measures.
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It's called survival.
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I'm not a shrink, I'm not a priest,
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you don't need to
justify yourself to me.
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But I'm no idiot, I realize these things
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go south more often than moi
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Well, not exactly more
often than not, but yes,
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there's always a risk.
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Thing to remember with cops
regardless of what you read
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in detective novels or watch on TV,
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they’re pretty dumb
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Until they're not.
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If you feel so strongly about it,
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maybe you should get up, walk away
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and we never had this conversation.
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I'm passed that point...
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and Frank says you're the best
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Well, I don't like to brag,
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but you're welcome to ask around.
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How did you learn to do this?
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Why, you writing a book?
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No, I'm sorry, I'm just-
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It helps me to talk this through.
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The less you know about
me, the better all around.
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Yeah
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I helped liberate Kuwait.
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I learned on the job exactly
how to be all that I can be.
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Strange Work!
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Safer for you trust me
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How do you mean?
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In this line of work, you
can't imagine the amount of guys
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who fall for their targets
and then you've bought yourself
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a world-class headache.
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No kidding?
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Most men see themselves as saviors,
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they want to fix things.
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Main problem between men
and women right there,
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women like to talk about
their problems in detail
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ad nauseam
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Men just want to fix them
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and move onto something
more stimulating.
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- Yeah.
- Like blow jobs, sure.
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Why did you say that out loud?
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A lot of guys don't have
the ovaries for this job.
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Now, what's it gonna be?
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Do it.
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That's 20K
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But half before, Frank said.
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I remember what Frank said.
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Well, I don't have it on me.
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I can go, I can get it.
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I can be back within two hours.
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I'll be here.
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Ah, so that's it then?
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Until you bring me the
first half and I give you
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instructions on how to
get me the second half.
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Frank will handle that.
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After tonight, you'll never see me again
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and your wife will be dead.
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No misunderstandings,
let me hear you say it.
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No misunderstandings.
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I want her dead.
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No misunderstandings.
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I want her dead.
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- Sam.
- Did you get it?
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- I got it.
- Great work.
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Just hold on to that tape,
let's see where he goes.
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Right, he said he'd be back
here in a couple of hours.
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Perfect
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- Hold on!
- Sorry.
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Just sit back, relax,
have a drink on me.
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Two even
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Talk to you soon.
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Hey sorry about that
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Oh, no problem.
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I'd like to make it up to you.
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No need
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Here you go
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I see you're the kind of
guy that takes initiative.
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Is that bad?
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No, it'll serve you well.
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Don't they card people any more?
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I'm older than I look.
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- 12?
- Cheers.
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- Henry.
- Francine.
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Can I ask you a question, Francine?
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It depends
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By some miracle of circumstance,
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I happened to look over there
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and you were lifting
your shirt for that guy.
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Hmm, that's not a question.
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My question, and call
me a hopeless romantic,
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is about the extraordinary
possibility of those being real.
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Could they be?
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You need a girlfriend.
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I have a girlfriend.
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- Where is she?
- Stood me up.
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Aw, a tale of woe,
playing on my sympathy.
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Good luck with that.
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Are you waiting for someone?
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Nope, just gonna sit here
and watch you shoot some pool.
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I'm not very good.
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Hmm, what would a pool shark say?
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I could teach you.
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How do you know I'm not one?
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That's a good point.
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Maybe you flash guys and take
them for all they're worth.
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You'll never know.
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But what I love most
of all is photography.
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Some of my teachers say I
have a real knack for it.
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I get myself into dangerous situations
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and document them
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People seem to trust me.
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Like gang bangers and
bikers, weird-ass freaks
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who by all means should be
kicking the crap out of me.
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They don't find me threatening.
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They tell me stuff.
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It's a weird talent.
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What?
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You remind me of my ex-husband.
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No, he had some good qualities.
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Okay, he's a son of a bitch,
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but he once had a great ass
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Wow, I feel objectified here.
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Tell me the truth,
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did you pick the bathroom lock earlier?
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Because I know for a
fact that I locked it.
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That sounds all wrong.
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Truth is I was just
looking for an excuse
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to talk to you.
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You weren't trying to get
into the bathroom with me?
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No, that's not very gentleman-like.
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Not to mention unhygienic.
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On that note, I'll be right back.
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Which way did he go?
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I don't know.
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She just walked out on her bill.
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- Is he a regular?
- No.
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Hey, your friend said you'd settle it.
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He is not my friend.
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Well you looked pretty friendly to me.
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Yeah, well, he stole my wallet
with my keys, everything.
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Jesus, do you want me to call the cops?
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No! no cops
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You have never seen him before?
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No
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I have.
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- Really?
- Yeah, a couple weeks ago,
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I saw him hitting on this
little hottie at the Tonga Hut.
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Okay, do you know her name?
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No, but she has a
tattoo on her shoulder.
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it says "Lucky you "
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Listen, here is my number,
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you hear anything, you call me.
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And the tab?
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I just told you he stole my wallet.
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Yeah so you say
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- What, you think this
is some elaborate routine
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to not pay you, I'm a cop.
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- You're a
cop? - Ex-cop.
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And he stole your wallet.
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Save it, I'll find him,
I'll be back in an hour.
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Teri: The roaming eye alights
a solitary, young woman
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walking through a den of ill repute.
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You know this place or
surely know one like it.
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These so-called palaces of sin
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where young women in flimsy
underwear gyrate robotically
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while male patrons with an otherwise
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catastrophically moldy grasp of
male-female communication skills
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try out their studliest one-liners
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amidst a barrage of staring
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and drooling and wagging of tongues.
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The clientele at these places
is fairly interchangeable.
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You've met one peeler bar
customer, you've met them all.
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These guys seem to only listen
to Motley Crew or maybe Zeppelin
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and love to play golf.
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They usually vote for the
most conservative politician
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as long as he looks
and sounds like a jock.
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Now that we've established our setting,
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let me take this opportunity
to introduce the young woman
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with what the consensus of the day,
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would surely deem an
extraordinary behind
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and a practiced strut.
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That would be me, stage name... Trix.
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Catholic name... Teresa Augustina,
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preferred name... Teri.
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One look at me, all supple
youth and feline affectation,
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you'd correctly assess I
neither stand out nor blend in.
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Appearing by all conventional notions
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to simply be one more apathetic
skin-trade participant.
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The type of girl with
little or no connection
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to the bra burning
activists of yesteryear.
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Lucky you, says dare number one.
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Dare number two occupies
a more private place.
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Although here the term
private is relative,
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like all my lucid
revelations are relative,
263
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,366
like my loathing for
gentlemen such as this one,
264
00:12:00,423 --> 00:12:02,232
is relative.
265
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,271
What do you say I take you
far away from all these creeps
266
00:12:04,327 --> 00:12:08,173
and I show you a dozen tricks
I can do with my tongue?
267
00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:10,404
Loathsome because, well,
268
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:13,447
it's just hideous how he
assumes everybody else is a creep
269
00:12:13,503 --> 00:12:16,347
but not him and his
horrifying invitation.
270
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:20,683
And relative because I'm pretty
sure he's my second cousin.
271
00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:22,848
However, none of this
occupies my thoughts
272
00:12:22,912 --> 00:12:25,358
as I apply my war
paint and tuck and cover
273
00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:27,860
all my fetishized bits,
274
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,658
those parts deemed the most exciting
275
00:12:29,719 --> 00:12:31,289
in the fashion of the moment.
276
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,857
No, what occupies my
thoughts is the reminder
277
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:35,834
that I'm not a woman of action.
278
00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,462
I'm a woman of will,
279
00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:40,371
but I can't believe in my
will unless I act from it.
280
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,070
Onstage is where I truly
come alive, where I shine,
281
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,845
where I kick serious ass.
282
00:12:50,907 --> 00:12:52,113
You're coming for drinks after, right?
283
00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,621
I can't tonight, sorry.
284
00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:55,849
This is the highlight of my day.
285
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,448
The rest is paste.
286
00:12:57,513 --> 00:12:59,288
When their eyes and
crotches are hot-wired
287
00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:01,794
to my every tiniest single move,
288
00:13:01,851 --> 00:13:03,262
that's when I stop time
289
00:13:03,319 --> 00:13:07,563
and I become myself, the real me.
290
00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:10,968
Theresa the Astonishing!
291
00:13:11,027 --> 00:13:12,836
But you already knew that.
292
00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:15,705
Cunning feats of mentalism
and supernatural amusements
293
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:18,507
performed with the drop of a hat.
294
00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,275
Theresa the Astonishing can tell
295
00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:21,940
with the blink of an eye
296
00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:24,780
that Ricky here is obsessed
with his neighbor Colette
297
00:13:24,841 --> 00:13:27,617
and that her complete dismissal
of his pathetic advances
298
00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:32,183
has caused him to purchase
some gamma hydroxyl butyrate
299
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:34,091
to slip into her drink later tonight.
300
00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:38,856
That Jimmy is secretly, deeply in love
301
00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,867
with his best friend Roger,
302
00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:43,062
even though he's assisted
his sociopathic friend
303
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,299
more than once in bashing what
Roger here so sweetly calls,
304
00:13:46,362 --> 00:13:49,241
"Dumb-ass homo pussies."
305
00:13:52,368 --> 00:13:55,315
That Emir Horsain beats his mistress.
306
00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:58,716
That Regis Blackburn Senior
raped his wife repeatedly.
307
00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:01,778
That Marko Castillano is
deep-down a sensitive man
308
00:14:01,844 --> 00:14:04,290
who could potentially
learn to respect women,
309
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,520
but then he does that and you realize
310
00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,425
he's got a Way to go
311
00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,964
Maybe he doesn't need
all this trust fund cash.
312
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,364
That in his longing for
female companionship,
313
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:16,892
Nestor "Needle Dick"
Molina, has been harassing
314
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,405
a mute, young clerk
at the public library,
315
00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:24,172
humiliating her with
his dirty insinuations.
316
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,213
- Are you sorry?
- Sorry?
317
00:14:26,269 --> 00:14:28,271
I'm doing her a favor.
318
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,338
What's the problem?
319
00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:30,611
No problem, Needle Dick.
320
00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:31,651
Lei me see it
321
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:35,018
See What- Hey what are you-
322
00:14:35,077 --> 00:14:37,819
Sometimes Teresa feels mischievous.
323
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,757
Sometimes she can go too far.
324
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:42,989
But that's why she's
called astonishing, people.
325
00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:48,569
Hmm, three inches.
326
00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:50,467
I suppose he could be a grower.
327
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:53,798
Sensitive question, Nelson,
328
00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:55,672
are you a grower or a show-er?
329
00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:58,541
Don't lie now, this is vital.
330
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,171
I'm a grower.
331
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,340
You lyin'
332
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:03,145
Too bad
333
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:05,412
The whole game is rigged against us.
334
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:08,455
Somebody's gotta tip the
scales once in a while.
335
00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:11,390
Pow pow pow
336
00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:14,087
Die, little douche bags.
337
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:18,223
The women of the world sleep
a little cozier tonight.
338
00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:28,505
They are such
world-class jerks tonight.
339
00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:30,009
I don't know how you do it.
340
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:32,012
Gotta lighten up, babe.
341
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,706
I hate this job.
342
00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:38,007
Hey baby cakes
343
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,884
No, perfect timing, I just finished.
344
00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:42,354
Okay celosita.
345
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:43,446
Eye
346
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:54,660
A wife wants to take her
husband to a strip club
347
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,829
for his birthday, all right?
348
00:15:56,892 --> 00:15:59,202
So they go to the strip club,
349
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,797
doorman sees the guy
350
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:03,776
he says "Hey Dave how you been?"
351
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,506
Walking in, the wife says,
352
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,377
"How did he know your name?
353
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:09,074
You been to this strip club before?"
354
00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:11,744
He says, "No, no, no, that
guy's on the bowling team.
355
00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:14,481
We bowl every Thursday
night together," right.
356
00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:17,456
Sit down at the table,
waitress comes over and says,
357
00:16:17,513 --> 00:16:19,459
"Hey, Dave, you want the usual?"
358
00:16:19,515 --> 00:16:22,223
She brings him over a Budweiser.
359
00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:23,422
She says, "Wait a minute,
360
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,488
how did that woman know
you drink Budweiser?"
361
00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:28,125
He says, "Well, she's on
the ladies bowling team,
362
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,726
they all know what I drink.
363
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,362
Come on, relax."
364
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,566
Next thing you know,
a stripper comes over,
365
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:35,438
jumps right on his lap and says,
366
00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:39,105
"Hi, Davey, you want
the usual lap dance?"
367
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:41,944
That's it, the wife picks
up her bag, leaves the place.
368
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,950
Dave runs after her, he goes outside.
369
00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,849
She's just jumping into a cab.
370
00:16:45,908 --> 00:16:48,286
He opens the door, he jumps
in behind her, he says,
371
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,982
"Look,honey,honey, I'm telling you,
372
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:53,289
that...that woman must have
thought I was somebody else."
373
00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:54,726
She's not having it, the wife,
374
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,525
she's screaming at the top of her lungs,
375
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,997
calling him every name in the book.
376
00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:01,160
The cab driver turns around
at that moment and says,
377
00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:05,171
"Looks like you picked up
a real bitch tonight, Dave."
378
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:16,583
Bill - Billy, Billy, can't you see
379
00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:17,811
we're playing cards, you know?
380
00:17:17,873 --> 00:17:19,216
This guy's giving me a headache.
381
00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:21,778
He said it's urgent.
382
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,448
Aw, Billy
383
00:17:23,512 --> 00:17:26,356
All right, be right back.
384
00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:27,826
Don't look at my cards.
385
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,996
Hey
386
00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:39,733
Mr. Aldo, I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to interrupt you.
387
00:17:39,795 --> 00:17:41,172
I know you?
388
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,573
Yo, it's Nick.
389
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:44,076
Nick.
390
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,374
Nicholas, your dentist.
391
00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:47,812
My dentist?
392
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:50,009
Nick, you almost gave me a heart attack.
393
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,312
I'm in the middle of a game,
394
00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:53,250
my mind is elsewhere.
395
00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:54,982
What are you doing here?
396
00:17:55,044 --> 00:18:00,426
Um, actually it's about the funds.
397
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,520
The funds?
398
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:05,327
Yeah, you know, the money I gave
you to hold for me to invest.
399
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:08,197
The remember the 20 grand?
400
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:09,759
Yeah, I remember.
401
00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:12,101
- You need it?
- I do.
402
00:18:12,161 --> 00:18:13,105
Right now?
403
00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:14,937
Yeah, sorry for the late notice.
404
00:18:14,997 --> 00:18:16,408
I tried to get in touch
with you, I left you
405
00:18:16,465 --> 00:18:19,776
- a couple of messages,
but... You called my house?
406
00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:20,973
Yeah
407
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,845
You speak to my wife?
408
00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:24,976
Yes
409
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,986
How did she sound?
410
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:29,318
Did she sound out of breath?
411
00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:32,121
What?
412
00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:33,717
I'm just kidding you.
413
00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:37,559
I trust my wife
implicitly on all matters.
414
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,157
Give me ten minutes,
I'm finishing this hand,
415
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:41,701
I'll get you your money.
416
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:42,792
See I'm in a little bit of a hur-
417
00:18:42,858 --> 00:18:44,701
No, no, no, just have a drink
418
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,899
Tommy, give my dentist a drink.
419
00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:50,205
There's a singer coming up,
really good voice, relax.
420
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:04,451
Dress
421
00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:05,583
Excuse me?
422
00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,458
Dress mess
423
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:12,488
Uh, I got no idea what
you're talking about.
424
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:14,330
Down with the manners up with the dress.
425
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:17,735
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice into this mess.
426
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:20,433
Is that some kind of a rhyme?
427
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:22,339
Into duress.
428
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,742
You some kind of poet?
429
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,541
Now, now she's depressed
430
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:28,172
- Now who's depressed?
- That could work.
431
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:29,409
Down with the manners,
up with the dress.
432
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:32,816
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice, now who's depressed?
433
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,548
It's ambiguous.
434
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:35,884
Could be Johnny's the
one who's depressed.
435
00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:40,018
I get it, you're the singer here.
436
00:19:40,082 --> 00:19:41,152
Teddy Wright.
437
00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:45,023
Nick.
438
00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:47,931
Are you in some sort of trouble?
439
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,298
Why do you say that?
440
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:52,100
You just got a puzzling way about you.
441
00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:53,868
You know, you should
mind your own business.
442
00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:55,465
Well, I didn't mean to antagonize you.
443
00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,374
I was just under the impression
that a bar is like a church,
444
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,470
a place where a guy
can go to be left alone
445
00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:00,809
and think in peace.
446
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:01,904
One would think so.
447
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,450
Yeah, one would be wrong, wouldn't one?
448
00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:05,416
Don't get all riled up now.
449
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:06,851
I'm just saying.
450
00:20:06,909 --> 00:20:09,685
Man: One more time, Teddy Wright.
451
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,986
Farewell, my sinking ship.
452
00:20:26,962 --> 00:20:30,205
Down with the manners up with the dress
453
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:34,078
Johnny sweet talked Alice into this mess
454
00:20:34,136 --> 00:20:37,913
No you don't bring checkers
to the big game of chess
455
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:46,289
You know that only bad can come
456
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,759
Down with the shutters
up with the lights
457
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:55,700
Johnny sweet-talked Alice
all through the night
458
00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:59,399
No world full of kisses
gonna make it all right.
459
00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:06,140
You know that only bad can come
460
00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:11,716
Listen to your ma
461
00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:15,654
Listen to your pa
462
00:21:15,711 --> 00:21:19,352
Listen to your heart
463
00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:23,363
Listen to the law
464
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:25,990
Only bad can come
465
00:21:28,924 --> 00:21:32,201
Down with the manners up with the dress
466
00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:36,266
Johnny sweet-talked
Alice now who's depressed
467
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:39,939
Now you don't bring checkers
to the big game of chess
468
00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:47,718
You know that only bad can come
469
00:21:47,776 --> 00:21:51,349
You know that only bad can come "
470
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:59,889
Dentist, I got the good
news and I got the bad news.
471
00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:02,333
The good news, I have
your money, don't worry,
472
00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:05,201
but I can't give it to you tonight.
473
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,570
I don't see how that's good news for me.
474
00:22:07,629 --> 00:22:09,700
No that's the bad news
475
00:22:09,765 --> 00:22:12,336
Um, okay, I just really-
476
00:22:12,401 --> 00:22:14,244
I need that money tonight.
477
00:22:14,303 --> 00:22:18,445
I
- I know, but I don't have it here.
478
00:22:18,507 --> 00:22:20,111
Yeah, it's right there.
479
00:22:20,175 --> 00:22:22,246
I can't get it until tomorrow.
480
00:22:22,311 --> 00:22:23,984
But I-
I just-
481
00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:25,582
I need it, I really need it tonight.
482
00:22:25,647 --> 00:22:26,990
I understand.
483
00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:29,928
That's why when Billy told me his idea,
484
00:22:29,985 --> 00:22:32,056
I said, "Ah-ha!
485
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:35,591
We kill two birds, one
stone, everybody's happy."
486
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,000
What idea?
487
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,266
Billy has to go pick
something up for me tonight,
488
00:22:39,328 --> 00:22:41,171
but he can't go alone.
489
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:44,609
So he said, why don't you go with him?
490
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,203
This way you can get your money.
491
00:22:47,269 --> 00:22:48,771
What does he have to pick up?
492
00:22:48,837 --> 00:22:51,283
- Money.
- Money... for you.
493
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,514
Yeah money for me
494
00:22:54,576 --> 00:22:56,886
Look, Mr. Aldo, I mean,
all due respect here,
495
00:22:56,945 --> 00:23:03,294
I don't want to get
involved in your business.
496
00:23:03,352 --> 00:23:05,093
What business is that?
497
00:23:05,154 --> 00:23:06,326
It's none of my business.
498
00:23:06,388 --> 00:23:08,265
Don't get cute with me,
what business is that?
499
00:23:08,323 --> 00:23:09,495
I don't know, I'm a dentist.
500
00:23:09,558 --> 00:23:12,334
Oh, oh, so that okay, you're a dentist.
501
00:23:12,394 --> 00:23:15,102
That means you're not
accountable for what you say?
502
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:16,302
What business?
503
00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:21,314
Look, all I'm saying is,
you know, you know some guys.
504
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:22,872
I know some guys?
505
00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:25,111
Yeah, sure, I know some guys.
506
00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:26,881
BMW knows some guys
507
00:23:26,942 --> 00:23:28,751
Everybody knows some guys
508
00:23:28,811 --> 00:23:31,291
Well, for example, I don't.
509
00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:33,417
I don't know any guys,
that's all I'm saying.
510
00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:34,517
All you're saying.
511
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:38,030
Yeah
512
00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:43,001
But it's how you're
saying, is a little...
513
00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:44,731
I don't know.
514
00:23:44,793 --> 00:23:48,206
A more sensitive man might
think you might be insulting him.
515
00:23:48,263 --> 00:23:50,140
No no no no-no no
516
00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,179
That is the last thing I want to do.
517
00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:54,373
Good, then the quicker
you go with Billy,
518
00:23:54,436 --> 00:23:56,814
the quicker you get your 20Gs
519
00:24:23,098 --> 00:24:24,304
- Howdy
- Howdy
520
00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:25,436
What can I get you?
521
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:26,912
I'm looking for a
girl I here comes here,
522
00:24:26,969 --> 00:24:29,108
she's got a tattoo on her
shoulder that says, "Lucky you."
523
00:24:29,171 --> 00:24:31,242
Oh, well, lots of people come here.
524
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,980
I can't check out every tattoo.
525
00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:36,283
Is that her?
526
00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:37,415
No
527
00:24:37,479 --> 00:24:38,583
How can you be sure?
528
00:24:38,647 --> 00:24:40,183
I'm not, I don't know.
529
00:24:40,249 --> 00:24:41,694
Why pick her and not her?
530
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,286
You didn't look
surreptitiously in her direction
531
00:24:43,352 --> 00:24:45,127
when I mentioned the tattoo.
532
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:46,427
You want a drink or what?
533
00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,126
Look, she's not in any
trouble, but a guy she knows is
534
00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:49,692
and I don't have a lot
of time to find him.
535
00:24:49,758 --> 00:24:51,260
I just serve drinks, you know?
536
00:24:51,326 --> 00:24:52,805
Help me out?
537
00:24:55,264 --> 00:24:57,266
Some of the girls from Chick
Planet come here after work.
538
00:24:57,332 --> 00:24:59,642
I think maybe I've seen
Lucky eat with those two.
539
00:24:59,701 --> 00:25:01,510
You are a princess.
540
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:02,776
What are they drinking?
541
00:25:02,838 --> 00:25:04,215
Uh, Tonga Lei and a Zombie.
542
00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:05,445
Lei's do two more of those
543
00:25:12,147 --> 00:25:13,990
I'm looking for a friend
of yours with a tattoo
544
00:25:14,049 --> 00:25:15,119
that says "Lucky you"
545
00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:16,719
She's not in trouble,
but a guy she knows is,
546
00:25:16,785 --> 00:25:19,095
and I need to find him right away.
547
00:25:19,154 --> 00:25:20,997
What did he do?
548
00:25:21,056 --> 00:25:22,797
He stole my wallet...
549
00:25:24,326 --> 00:25:25,999
but that's not what I'm after.
550
00:25:26,061 --> 00:25:28,405
- Sorry it's not funny
- Yeah, Sorry
551
00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:30,465
He took evidence from
a case I'm working on.
552
00:25:30,532 --> 00:25:33,809
- Did you do him?
- Excuse me?
553
00:25:33,869 --> 00:25:35,212
Friggin' Henry mam
554
00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:36,374
That's him.
555
00:25:36,438 --> 00:25:37,712
- Did you do him?
- Excuse me?
556
00:25:37,773 --> 00:25:40,185
- He's really suave.
- He's not a bad kid.
557
00:25:40,242 --> 00:25:41,482
Are you gonna arrest him?
558
00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:42,817
He just loves himself the ladies.
559
00:25:42,878 --> 00:25:44,983
I don't care about him except
to get back what he took.
560
00:25:45,047 --> 00:25:46,549
I don't know where he is.
561
00:25:46,615 --> 00:25:47,889
Well, what about his girlfriend?
562
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:49,122
What girlfriend?
563
00:25:49,184 --> 00:25:50,128
The one with the tattoo.
564
00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:51,858
- Teri?
- That's his sister.
565
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,898
Can you call her?
566
00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:54,434
She should be here any minute,
567
00:25:54,489 --> 00:25:56,366
but I don't know that
she knows where he is.
568
00:25:56,425 --> 00:25:58,200
Okay, this is a
life-or-death situation.
569
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,943
Henry's secret is that he's a
really talented photographer.
570
00:26:08,003 --> 00:26:09,505
So he said.
571
00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:10,811
He did?
572
00:26:10,872 --> 00:26:14,718
That's unlike him, he's usually
very modest about that stuff.
573
00:26:14,776 --> 00:26:17,347
I think it's because he
really cares about it.
574
00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:18,948
What are you good at?
575
00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:20,516
What do you mean?
576
00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:22,425
You look like you're
really good at something,
577
00:26:22,484 --> 00:26:25,658
and I can't figure out what it is.
578
00:26:25,721 --> 00:26:28,895
Me, I prefer to be
amused than to be amusing,
579
00:26:28,957 --> 00:26:33,565
but this weed is making me so paranoid.
580
00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:35,108
I'm usually really articulate.
581
00:26:35,163 --> 00:26:36,642
No problem.
582
00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:39,838
It all goes back to my
fear of being buried alive.
583
00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:40,936
You're afraid of that?
584
00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:43,279
I think about it a lot.
585
00:26:43,338 --> 00:26:44,783
Detective!
586
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,719
Yeah yeah second Worst
587
00:26:47,776 --> 00:26:49,119
What's worse?
588
00:26:49,177 --> 00:26:50,747
Dying in your sleep.
589
00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,450
Why... that seems like the best way.
590
00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:54,494
That's what they want you to think.
591
00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:56,187
- Who? -
Grown-ups.
592
00:26:56,251 --> 00:27:00,666
The people running things
and the church, you know?
593
00:27:00,722 --> 00:27:03,032
They don't really want you
to stop and think about it.
594
00:27:03,091 --> 00:27:04,934
How so?
595
00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:08,372
Well, everybody thinks
that dying in your sleep
596
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:12,242
is the best way to go, but
it scares the hell out of me.
597
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,405
I mean, what if you're
having a nightmare
598
00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:16,642
and you're being chased by someone
599
00:27:16,705 --> 00:27:18,241
or you're about to jump off a cliff
600
00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,786
and then you have a
heart attack and die?
601
00:27:20,842 --> 00:27:23,652
I mean, everybody just thinks,
602
00:27:23,712 --> 00:27:26,022
"Oh, they went
peacefully, it's so great.
603
00:27:26,081 --> 00:27:27,617
Okay, I have a problem
with authority, I admit it.
604
00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:29,685
Blah blah blah.
605
00:27:29,751 --> 00:27:31,731
It is the worse way to go.
606
00:27:31,787 --> 00:27:33,391
I just left her a
message and I texted her,
607
00:27:33,455 --> 00:27:35,059
so We just gotta Watt
608
00:27:35,123 --> 00:27:37,933
Thank you
609
00:27:37,993 --> 00:27:41,031
No friggin' way, look
who just walked in.
610
00:27:41,096 --> 00:27:42,575
Oh no
611
00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:43,803
Who is it?
612
00:27:43,865 --> 00:27:45,003
A real creep from Chick Planet,
613
00:27:45,067 --> 00:27:46,375
he must have followed us.
614
00:27:46,435 --> 00:27:47,812
He's in love with Teri.
615
00:27:47,869 --> 00:27:49,143
Don't look over, don't look.
616
00:27:49,204 --> 00:27:50,649
Detective Francine Driver.
617
00:27:50,706 --> 00:27:52,151
He's coming over.
618
00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,114
Lathes
619
00:27:56,178 --> 00:27:58,317
hey, do you know what winks
and screws like a tiger?
620
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,450
No
621
00:28:00,816 --> 00:28:02,022
I'm Ralph.
622
00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:03,757
Detective Francine Driver.
623
00:28:03,819 --> 00:28:07,858
Okay, pirate captain Ralph,
expert at pillaging booty.
624
00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:10,199
We're off work, man, give us a break.
625
00:28:10,258 --> 00:28:11,328
It's a free country, right?
626
00:28:11,393 --> 00:28:12,497
We didn't ask you to sit down.
627
00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:14,006
Now if I told you that
you had a beautiful body,
628
00:28:14,062 --> 00:28:15,336
would you hold it against me?
629
00:28:15,397 --> 00:28:17,172
Those are the worst pick-up
lines I've ever heard.
630
00:28:17,232 --> 00:28:18,540
You're bothering my friends.
631
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,635
But moi you?
632
00:28:19,701 --> 00:28:21,874
Me, oh no, I'm enjoying this.
633
00:28:21,937 --> 00:28:23,109
See, I could tell from across the room
634
00:28:23,171 --> 00:28:25,048
that you were a woman of taste.
635
00:28:25,107 --> 00:28:26,085
I'm Ralph.
636
00:28:26,141 --> 00:28:27,085
You already said that.
637
00:28:27,142 --> 00:28:28,120
Did I?
638
00:28:28,176 --> 00:28:29,519
Well, it is so hard to concentrate
639
00:28:29,578 --> 00:28:30,682
with the three of you,
640
00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:33,249
you're like a club sandwich from heaven.
641
00:28:33,315 --> 00:28:35,420
Maybe this is the time.
642
00:28:35,484 --> 00:28:38,897
Maybe I should introduce
a more personal note.
643
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,331
You married, Ralph?
644
00:28:47,395 --> 00:28:49,773
Yeah,you love your wife?
645
00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:51,606
You got kids?
646
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,612
You carry their pictures
around in your wallet?
647
00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,079
You want to see 'em'?
648
00:28:55,137 --> 00:28:57,913
No, what I want is for you
to apologize to my friends...
649
00:28:57,973 --> 00:28:59,111
I'm sorry.
650
00:28:59,174 --> 00:29:00,676
And never see them again.
651
00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:03,621
I won't.
652
00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:06,215
- Not even at the club?
- Not even at the club.
653
00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:08,090
See, one loser approaches them,
654
00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:10,426
pretty soon all losers assume
they can waltz right on over
655
00:29:10,485 --> 00:29:11,759
and strike up a conversation.
656
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,731
It's a slippery slope, and
they can't afford to lose
657
00:29:13,789 --> 00:29:15,359
that kind of credibility.
658
00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:17,926
So no more Chick Planet for you.
659
00:29:17,993 --> 00:29:19,097
But I'm a VIP there.
660
00:29:19,161 --> 00:29:21,004
Not any more, stop
living in the past, Ralph.
661
00:29:21,062 --> 00:29:23,235
It's time to go.
662
00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:24,743
Okay
663
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,677
Get up mow
664
00:29:26,735 --> 00:29:27,873
Okay
665
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,341
All the way to your
car, yeah, keep walking.
666
00:29:38,346 --> 00:29:41,020
You just blew my mind.
667
00:29:44,052 --> 00:29:46,293
Detective!
668
00:29:46,354 --> 00:29:48,231
I love you.
669
00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:51,203
I just remembered where
Teri was going tonight.
670
00:29:51,259 --> 00:29:52,636
Just came to you, huh?
671
00:29:52,694 --> 00:29:55,504
Okay, I have a problem
with authority, I admit it.
672
00:29:55,564 --> 00:29:56,872
Don't tell her I'm a detective,
673
00:29:56,932 --> 00:29:57,876
just let me talk to her.
674
00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,241
Okay
675
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,648
Bottoms up, partner
676
00:30:43,712 --> 00:30:45,055
Can I buy you one?
677
00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:12,583
So, how you doing, Katie?
678
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:16,248
You getting some on a regular basis?
679
00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:19,053
My name's Camilla.
680
00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:22,561
Creature as good looking as you,
681
00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:25,223
I sure hope you're getting some.
682
00:31:25,287 --> 00:31:28,962
Well, thanks for the concern.
683
00:31:29,024 --> 00:31:30,560
Wait, stay.
684
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,764
I'll bet you we got something in common.
685
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:37,572
My name is Dodge, in
case you were wondering.
686
00:31:37,632 --> 00:31:41,307
I haven't gotten some in so long.
687
00:31:41,369 --> 00:31:43,212
Might tonight, though.
688
00:31:47,409 --> 00:31:50,185
I don't know.
689
00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:54,250
So, what, it's your birthday?
690
00:31:54,316 --> 00:31:56,523
Coming out party.
691
00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:59,155
You're gay
692
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,598
Coming out from someplace else.
693
00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:04,330
Oh you're a tough guy
694
00:32:04,392 --> 00:32:06,929
Let's not put labels on a man.
695
00:32:06,995 --> 00:32:10,238
Life is unfriendly enough as it is.
696
00:32:10,298 --> 00:32:12,039
You want another one?
697
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:15,570
I want you to tell me
what's bothering you.
698
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:16,877
Me?
699
00:32:16,938 --> 00:32:18,542
Nothing.
700
00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:20,449
You were on the phone earlier.
701
00:32:20,508 --> 00:32:22,647
What was that all about?
702
00:32:22,711 --> 00:32:24,884
You eavesdropping on me?
703
00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:27,119
I read lips real good,
704
00:32:27,182 --> 00:32:29,287
little talent you develop inside.
705
00:32:29,351 --> 00:32:31,024
You're bluffing.
706
00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:32,360
Are we playing cards?
707
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:36,266
Bluffing to try to get me to
reveal something about myself.
708
00:32:36,324 --> 00:32:39,828
"Emmet, it's me again.
709
00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:41,464
I don't mean to be a pest."
710
00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:44,271
Now first of all, a woman
like you could never be a pest.
711
00:32:44,332 --> 00:32:46,539
You don't have the tone of voice for it.
712
00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:50,481
You know, you gotta have a
certain screechiness, you know?
713
00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:53,075
How did you hear that?
714
00:32:53,141 --> 00:32:55,621
"I meant it when I said
I don't need a commitment,
715
00:32:55,677 --> 00:32:57,156
"but there is a game being played
716
00:32:57,212 --> 00:32:59,556
I don't want to be any part of."
717
00:32:59,614 --> 00:33:03,653
- Okay, okay, stop.
- Who is Emmet?
718
00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:06,494
Nobody
719
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,363
Some guy, my neighbor.
720
00:33:08,423 --> 00:33:10,460
You're having a fling
with your neighbor?
721
00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:11,833
Is he married?
722
00:33:11,893 --> 00:33:13,702
Divorced.
723
00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,002
T gotta get back to Work
724
00:33:15,063 --> 00:33:16,133
What work?
725
00:33:16,197 --> 00:33:18,177
How long you been dating this guy?
726
00:33:18,233 --> 00:33:20,645
Weeks, months?
727
00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:22,773
It's been seven, eight months.
728
00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:24,544
He's not your upstairs neighbor?
729
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:25,778
What if he is?
730
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,820
Bedroom isn't just above yours?
731
00:33:27,876 --> 00:33:29,116
It is.
732
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:30,781
That's your trouble right there.
733
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:34,054
So, when you're not out with
him, he says he's at home,
734
00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:36,857
you hear his bed springs creaking.
735
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:40,889
He's got some other broad up there?
736
00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:43,629
So what do I do?
737
00:33:43,691 --> 00:33:45,693
You have to move...
738
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,434
and you might want to put
up a couple more of those,
739
00:33:48,496 --> 00:33:51,500
my kids are about to show up.
740
00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:53,546
How do you know?
741
00:33:53,601 --> 00:33:55,080
I can feel them.
742
00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:56,547
Teri: All words have double meanings,
743
00:33:56,604 --> 00:34:00,347
even the small words all
bundled up in death and sex and-
744
00:34:00,408 --> 00:34:01,751
What is this?
745
00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:02,811
Just take a deep breath
746
00:34:02,877 --> 00:34:03,821
You're an asshole.
747
00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:05,152
Teri!
748
00:34:05,213 --> 00:34:07,489
Let her go!
749
00:34:07,549 --> 00:34:10,029
Do yourself a favor and
never have a daughter.
750
00:34:10,085 --> 00:34:12,656
Cuddliest little things
until about the age of 12,
751
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:16,964
then be prepared to be banished forever.
752
00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:18,936
I once dodged a bullet from her.
753
00:34:18,993 --> 00:34:21,337
True story, not a figure of speech.
754
00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:39,186
Sorry, Dodge, she gets so emotional.
755
00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:42,421
Lei her be
756
00:34:42,484 --> 00:34:46,364
Ah, Tatiana, Annabel?
757
00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:47,991
This is my kid.
758
00:34:53,795 --> 00:34:55,866
- Thanks
- Mm-hmm
759
00:34:59,501 --> 00:35:02,675
I've been dreaming...
760
00:35:02,737 --> 00:35:04,910
that I can't sleep.
761
00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:09,683
I wake up exhausted every morning.
762
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:11,587
I got this bag for you.
763
00:35:18,153 --> 00:35:20,690
Yeah
764
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,940
All words have double meanings,
765
00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:31,842
even the littlest of ones.
766
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,005
That's why you can't trust words, Henry.
767
00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:58,600
I got this for you, too.
768
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,196
It's Spanish, antique.
769
00:36:16,144 --> 00:36:17,782
It's for food.
770
00:36:23,318 --> 00:36:25,798
I'm glad you're out.
771
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:36,631
Women are the most
resilient of creatures.
772
00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:40,043
You can do anything you want to a woman,
773
00:36:40,101 --> 00:36:44,811
and maintain her respect.
774
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:49,378
You can forget a romantic anniversary,
775
00:36:49,444 --> 00:36:52,687
you can cheat on her
with her best friend.
776
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:55,489
You can pop her in the
rear once in a while
777
00:36:55,550 --> 00:37:00,021
just to change the pace of things.
778
00:37:00,088 --> 00:37:05,766
But you must never never
779
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:09,365
let her smell your poop.
780
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:12,411
This is my gift to you, son.
781
00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:23,254
Never forget it
782
00:37:23,311 --> 00:37:24,551
Thanks, Dad
783
00:37:24,612 --> 00:37:25,955
Keep it tight.
784
00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:29,561
I'll cherish it.
785
00:38:03,484 --> 00:38:05,157
You ready for another one?
786
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:11,794
Do you mind if I ask you something?
787
00:38:11,859 --> 00:38:14,100
What's in the suitcase?
788
00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:15,664
Bones
789
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,710
What is that, like,
slang for domino bones?
790
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:19,244
Human
791
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,803
Skeleton.
792
00:38:21,869 --> 00:38:25,646
So why does he like
- carries those around?
793
00:38:25,707 --> 00:38:27,744
Puts them together and
he takes them apart.
794
00:38:27,809 --> 00:38:30,813
Helps him relax.
795
00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:32,755
He used to be a science teacher.
796
00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:46,430
You okay?
797
00:38:51,399 --> 00:38:54,710
Are you close with your dad?
798
00:38:54,769 --> 00:38:56,510
He died last year.
799
00:38:56,571 --> 00:38:57,982
Thai sucks
800
00:38:58,039 --> 00:38:59,950
Yeah
801
00:39:01,943 --> 00:39:04,514
He had Alzheimer's.
802
00:39:04,579 --> 00:39:08,459
I spent all Christmas with
him watching soccer on TV.
803
00:39:08,516 --> 00:39:10,189
European League
804
00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:11,992
He had no idea who was playing.
805
00:39:12,053 --> 00:39:13,396
He'd start rooting for a team
806
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:15,525
and them ask me who it was
807
00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:17,263
I'd leave the room and walk back in
808
00:39:17,325 --> 00:39:21,501
and he'd greet me with this huge smile.
809
00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:23,769
Ask me all sorts of questions.
810
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:29,645
Soon enough he didn't know
who I was, what anything was.
811
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:35,950
Suddenly you realize that
all we are is our memory.
812
00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:39,219
Life doesn't mean anything
unless you can remember it.
813
00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:47,595
Excuse me
814
00:39:47,655 --> 00:39:50,534
Hello?
815
00:39:50,591 --> 00:39:51,729
You Henry?
816
00:39:51,793 --> 00:39:53,295
Yeah
817
00:39:53,361 --> 00:39:55,307
It's your sister.
818
00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,074
Nice going.
819
00:40:01,135 --> 00:40:03,945
Because he wanted to surprise you.
820
00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:07,077
Look, Teri, I'm still trying
to figure this out myself, okay?
821
00:40:07,141 --> 00:40:08,620
How many years ago was that?
822
00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:11,452
The man beat me, too, but I got over it.
823
00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,014
You stole his Cadillac and he got mad
824
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,718
and so he shaved your head
while you were sleeping.
825
00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:15,988
It wasn't the most fatherly thing to do,
826
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:18,860
but it happened
827
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,957
Okay, I'll be right over.
828
00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:24,402
Family.
829
00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,513
What was that for?
830
00:40:40,575 --> 00:40:41,781
In case I get Alzheimer's
831
00:40:41,843 --> 00:40:44,084
and I forget that I
really wanted to do that.
832
00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:12,750
Hey, guys!
833
00:41:12,807 --> 00:41:14,150
- Hey, June!
- How you doing, girl?
834
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:16,017
Oh, you know, can't complain.
835
00:41:16,077 --> 00:41:17,579
How's the acid reflux?
836
00:41:17,645 --> 00:41:18,988
Way better.
837
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,616
I switched to white
wine like you suggested,
838
00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:23,628
and, oh, my God, huge difference.
839
00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:24,788
Well, I told you.
840
00:41:24,852 --> 00:41:27,025
Yeah, but I gotta admit...
841
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,795
I'm still eating chocolate.
842
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:30,699
Well, some things you
just can't give up.
843
00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:35,935
I know, I mean, I've cut way
down, but it's just so hard.
844
00:41:35,997 --> 00:41:37,635
Y'all feeling limber tonight?
845
00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:39,336
Ready for trouble, baby.
846
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,710
Oh, well, have fun.
847
00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:49,949
Hey Mr Trombone
848
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,547
How you doing, sweetheart?
849
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:52,955
Not too shabby.
850
00:41:53,014 --> 00:41:54,550
Where's the missus?
851
00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:56,356
Aw, she's upset with me.
852
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,192
Oh, what did you do this time?
853
00:41:58,252 --> 00:42:00,789
Don't don't
- don't get me started.
854
00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:03,358
I took her to the race
track, Hollywood Park?
855
00:42:03,424 --> 00:42:04,596
Yeah?
856
00:42:04,659 --> 00:42:06,468
I like to humor her with some bets
857
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:09,098
and she always picks the
horse with the cutest name.
858
00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:11,200
I mean, Fluffy Banana.
859
00:42:11,265 --> 00:42:12,869
Who the hell names
their horse that, huh?
860
00:42:12,934 --> 00:42:14,709
I mean it kind of
makes you wonder, right?
861
00:42:14,769 --> 00:42:16,373
So you didn't place the bet?
862
00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:19,748
No, I couldn't, you know, I
put the money on Silver Prelude,
863
00:42:19,807 --> 00:42:21,480
now that's one hell of a damn horse.
864
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,249
You know, you've been through
this before, Mr. Trombone.
865
00:42:23,311 --> 00:42:28,021
That son of a bitch beats
my horse out by a nose
866
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:29,993
in a photo finish.
867
00:42:30,051 --> 00:42:32,053
Muriel almost crapped her pants.
868
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:35,066
30 to 1 odds on Fluffy Banana.
869
00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:38,763
I mean, how could I put
money on a horse like that?
870
00:42:38,826 --> 00:42:42,638
Aw, I'm sorry, Mr. Trombone.
871
00:42:42,697 --> 00:42:45,439
Ah, anyway, you know Muriel.
872
00:42:45,499 --> 00:42:46,773
I'm getting the treatment.
873
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:49,075
Yeah, she'll come around.
874
00:42:49,136 --> 00:42:50,080
She always does.
875
00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:51,582
At least the house is quiet.
876
00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:52,947
I got that to look forward to,
877
00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:55,283
and I, you know, I got my health.
878
00:42:55,343 --> 00:42:56,617
Have you lost weight?
879
00:42:56,677 --> 00:42:59,715
Yeah, maybe, I mean she hasn't
fed me since that happened.
880
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:02,488
But, you know, I'll
probably put it back on.
881
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:03,893
Don't worry.
882
00:43:03,951 --> 00:43:05,487
I'm not.
883
00:43:05,553 --> 00:43:07,055
Have fun tonight.
884
00:43:07,121 --> 00:43:08,862
You too sweetheart
885
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,433
You should probably wear this.
886
00:43:16,931 --> 00:43:19,104
Hey, guys, it's members-only night.
887
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,304
Well, that's a good thing,
888
00:43:20,368 --> 00:43:21,540
because this is a
members-only hold-up.
889
00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,081
- Jesus Christ!
- Jesus Christ!
890
00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:26,016
Wallets, purses, jewelry, go, go, go!
891
00:43:28,142 --> 00:43:29,212
Hey, you should probably put that on
892
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:30,949
or she's gonna pick
you out in a line-up.
893
00:43:31,012 --> 00:43:32,389
It takes an average of 15 seconds
894
00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:34,722
to form a personal picture
of someone in a crisis.
895
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:36,125
Or would you rather I just shoot her?
896
00:43:36,183 --> 00:43:37,321
Jesus Christ, put it on!
897
00:43:37,385 --> 00:43:38,762
No, no, no, don't, don't, don't.
898
00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,059
I'll put it on, you don't
have to do that- -why-
899
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:42,158
Shut up, why don't you just
go watch the door, okay?
900
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,668
Right.
901
00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:47,831
Hey, fill up this bag, fill
it up, watches, watches, okay?
902
00:43:47,895 --> 00:43:48,839
Here
903
00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:50,375
No, not that one, the gold one.
904
00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:51,569
Okay
905
00:43:51,632 --> 00:43:52,838
Okay were you go
906
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,311
What the hell would I want
to do with a plastic watch?
907
00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:56,279
I don't know.
908
00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,647
Hey,hey, what are you doing?
909
00:43:58,706 --> 00:43:59,912
I told you to go watch the door.
910
00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:01,385
I don't want to have to kill this bitch.
911
00:44:01,442 --> 00:44:02,614
No, no, don't
- don't, don't kill her.
912
00:44:02,677 --> 00:44:05,123
Not that door, go park your
ass in front of the curtain,
913
00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:06,385
make sure nobody is peeking in.
914
00:44:09,617 --> 00:44:11,119
Ah, phones, too, the phones?
915
00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,131
Oh here
916
00:44:13,187 --> 00:44:16,259
Great, great, you're doing great.
917
00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:20,794
You've got great eyes, by the way.
918
00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:23,603
Yeah, they just hit you like, bam!
919
00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:26,406
Spring-loaded glove
to the face, ha-ha-ha!
920
00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:28,276
I'm sure you've heard
that before, though.
921
00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:29,643
Please don't hurt me, okay?
922
00:44:29,704 --> 00:44:31,183
I just work here part-time.
923
00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:33,184
Well, what do you want to be?
924
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,413
I'm studying to be a dental hygienist.
925
00:44:35,476 --> 00:44:37,012
What are the chances, he's a dentist.
926
00:44:37,078 --> 00:44:38,318
I'm a dentist.
927
00:44:38,379 --> 00:44:39,357
Hey, by the way, how
are we looking in there?
928
00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:40,517
I
- I don't know.
929
00:44:40,581 --> 00:44:41,753
Why don't you check, Einstein?
930
00:44:41,816 --> 00:44:43,159
Make sure nobody’s peeking in, okay?
931
00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:06,914
What?
932
00:45:14,448 --> 00:45:17,827
Can you believe these perverts?
933
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,762
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
934
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,163
I doubt it.
935
00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:22,826
Aldo always says I don't
see the big picture,
936
00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:25,131
well, now I see it and it's panoramic.
937
00:45:25,192 --> 00:45:26,432
What's panoramic?
938
00:45:26,494 --> 00:45:28,132
You know, like a wide-screen
TV with the black bars
939
00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:29,435
at the top and the bottom.
940
00:45:29,497 --> 00:45:31,033
Yeah, I know what the word means.
941
00:45:31,098 --> 00:45:33,305
All right, then let's take
some pictures of these yahoos.
942
00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:34,812
We already have their
names and addresses.
943
00:45:34,869 --> 00:45:36,815
I will bet they would pay
beaucoup bucks to make sure
944
00:45:36,871 --> 00:45:38,782
those pictures don't get
to their kids' schools,
945
00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:41,149
their bosses and whatnot.
946
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:43,245
Why don't you just let them be, okay?
947
00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:45,290
Because blackmail never works.
948
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:46,484
What do you know about it?
949
00:45:46,547 --> 00:45:47,958
Because I tried it once in high school.
950
00:45:48,015 --> 00:45:49,688
You should listen to her.
951
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,730
- Take your clothes off.
- What?
952
00:45:51,786 --> 00:45:52,730
- Get in there.
- What are you doing?
953
00:45:52,787 --> 00:45:54,289
This is a robbery, people!
954
00:45:54,355 --> 00:45:55,595
What are you doing?
955
00:46:00,628 --> 00:46:02,539
All right, get in there, take 'em off.
956
00:46:02,596 --> 00:46:03,631
She just Works here Why does she have to
957
00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:04,869
take off her clothes?
958
00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:06,502
Because I want to see
what she looks like.
959
00:46:06,567 --> 00:46:08,171
I am not taking off my clothes.
960
00:46:08,235 --> 00:46:10,146
Okay, look, listen, just-
961
00:46:10,204 --> 00:46:12,912
All right, leave her be,
I'll take my clothes off.
962
00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:15,977
Why would I want you to
take off your clothes?
963
00:46:16,043 --> 00:46:17,181
True
964
00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:18,723
Well, if you're gonna pick on somebody,
965
00:46:18,779 --> 00:46:20,122
pick on that guy over there.
966
00:46:20,181 --> 00:46:21,319
Why him?
967
00:46:21,382 --> 00:46:22,884
He looks mean.
968
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:26,989
No,see, I like his girlfriend.
969
00:46:27,054 --> 00:46:28,397
That is not his girlfriend.
970
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:31,026
Hey, you, come here!
971
00:46:31,091 --> 00:46:33,662
- Me?
- Yes, you.
972
00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:39,304
- Let's be gentlemen about...
- Hey, shut up
973
00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:42,472
Yes you come here come on sugar ms
974
00:46:42,536 --> 00:46:44,038
We don't have all day.
975
00:46:44,104 --> 00:46:45,515
Don't call her sugar tits!
976
00:46:49,510 --> 00:46:51,456
You think that's loaded?
977
00:46:51,512 --> 00:46:52,718
What am I, stupid?
978
00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:55,192
You're just saying that.
979
00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:57,388
That one's for show, this one's loaded.
980
00:46:57,451 --> 00:46:59,795
So if I squeeze this
trigger, nothing happens?
981
00:46:59,854 --> 00:47:01,492
Squeeze away compadre.
982
00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:09,232
Damn it
983
00:47:11,165 --> 00:47:13,668
All right, doll face,
let's see what you got.
984
00:47:16,737 --> 00:47:18,114
Leave her alone!
985
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,348
Get out of here, run, everybody run!
986
00:47:25,713 --> 00:47:27,124
Oh, my God, is that you?
987
00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:29,559
No no shh
988
00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:32,894
So you know about Otis?
989
00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:34,523
Is that really you?
990
00:47:34,588 --> 00:47:36,761
No no Karen no that's moi me
991
00:47:36,824 --> 00:47:39,031
This isn't me.
992
00:47:39,093 --> 00:47:41,699
It's not what it looks like.
993
00:47:41,762 --> 00:47:43,332
I am so ashamed.
994
00:47:43,397 --> 00:47:45,001
No, no, don't cry, Karen-
995
00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,738
No, no, no, not here.
996
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,007
But when those guys came into the bar,
997
00:47:49,069 --> 00:47:51,071
before I realized it was you,
998
00:47:51,138 --> 00:47:52,879
a single thought came into my head.
999
00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:54,180
First I thought terrorists,
1000
00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:56,312
but then it just hit me, like a hammer,
1001
00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:58,323
and everything became clear.
1002
00:47:58,379 --> 00:48:01,917
I have been so misguided and so selfish,
1003
00:48:01,982 --> 00:48:04,861
telling myself that I need
something more from life,
1004
00:48:04,919 --> 00:48:08,128
something dangerous, something exciting,
1005
00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:10,896
and you are the most exciting thing
1006
00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:13,370
that's ever happened to me
1007
00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:29,387
Okay, I'm here, you big baby.
1008
00:48:31,779 --> 00:48:32,951
You set me up?
1009
00:48:33,013 --> 00:48:34,356
I didn't know she was gonna do that.
1010
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:36,361
Now get off him.
1011
00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:37,896
- Oh, shit, she's a cop.
- Ex-cop.
1012
00:48:37,952 --> 00:48:38,896
- You ripped off a cop?
- Ex-cop.
1013
00:48:38,953 --> 00:48:40,261
I didn't know.
1014
00:48:40,321 --> 00:48:41,925
How stupid could you be?
1015
00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:43,525
Can I just say you look
really great from this angle?
1016
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,126
See where your hand is, that's a felony.
1017
00:48:45,192 --> 00:48:46,637
I was right, though: real.
1018
00:48:46,694 --> 00:48:47,900
This better be intact.
1019
00:48:47,962 --> 00:48:49,566
I swear, I didn't touch it.
1020
00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:50,700
The cash I did spend.
1021
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:52,903
It was an emergency, I'm so sorry.
1022
00:48:52,967 --> 00:48:54,674
You spent her cash on Dodge?
1023
00:48:54,735 --> 00:48:55,839
Hit him again.
1024
00:48:55,903 --> 00:48:56,973
Hey, stop trying to help me, honestly.
1025
00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:58,914
Is that me, where is it?
1026
00:48:58,973 --> 00:49:01,544
Yeah, it's right there.
1027
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:04,680
Sam, hold on one sec.
1028
00:49:04,745 --> 00:49:05,883
Oh, really?
1029
00:49:05,946 --> 00:49:07,186
Stay
1030
00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:11,521
He fessed up to the whole thing.
1031
00:49:11,585 --> 00:49:12,791
What, to you?
1032
00:49:12,853 --> 00:49:14,696
No, he fessed up to his wife.
1033
00:49:14,755 --> 00:49:15,859
How do you know?
1034
00:49:15,923 --> 00:49:18,369
He came clean, soup to
nuts, and she forgave him.
1035
00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:19,836
She forgave him?
1036
00:49:19,893 --> 00:49:21,167
That's not all.
1037
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,798
In the scuffle, a gunshot went off,
1038
00:49:22,863 --> 00:49:24,604
and guess whose leg
got hit with the bullet?
1039
00:49:24,665 --> 00:49:25,609
The wife's lover.
1040
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:26,644
Bingo.
1041
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:27,872
Okay, so we got him on manslaughter.
1042
00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:29,175
No, an accident.
1043
00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,374
Oh. come on.
1044
00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:32,041
I have a room full of naked witnesses
1045
00:49:32,106 --> 00:49:33,141
to corroborate it.
1046
00:49:33,207 --> 00:49:34,345
Why are they naked?
1047
00:49:34,408 --> 00:49:35,478
Wait until you get a load of this.
1048
00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:38,648
There is a nudist ping-pong
club in Silver Lake.
1049
00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:40,282
The shooting was at the Cracker Shack?
1050
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:41,519
You've been there?
1051
00:49:41,582 --> 00:49:43,459
No, I've just seen the sign driving by.
1052
00:49:43,517 --> 00:49:45,224
There is no sign, it's members-only.
1053
00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:47,356
What can I tell you, I love ping-pong.
1054
00:49:54,261 --> 00:49:59,040
A Chopin martini up,
olives, not dirty, bruised.
1055
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,703
Two
1056
00:50:05,606 --> 00:50:07,882
I felt really bad stealing from you,
1057
00:50:07,941 --> 00:50:10,080
but I just want to say one thing.
1058
00:50:10,144 --> 00:50:11,646
What?
1059
00:50:11,712 --> 00:50:15,023
I bet you're the kind of
woman that looks great naked.
1060
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:17,358
Unbelievable, that sounds
like the guys from my work.
1061
00:50:17,418 --> 00:50:19,056
Better than you can ever imagine.
1062
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,928
I have a highly developed imagination.
1063
00:50:20,988 --> 00:50:23,696
Oh, barf city, Greedo,
you're killing me.
1064
00:50:23,757 --> 00:50:26,465
I mean way beyond.
1065
00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:28,234
But you'll never know.
1066
00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:29,968
Oh poor baby
1067
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,271
Turned down by Officer Mucha Muchacha.
1068
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:33,743
Shut up.
1069
00:50:33,801 --> 00:50:35,712
Golly, articulate.
1070
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:36,713
Thank you
1071
00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:37,908
Shut up.
1072
00:50:37,971 --> 00:50:39,382
So willing to engage.
1073
00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:46,315
You do, however, owe me big time.
1074
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,484
Anything, name it.
1075
00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:48,754
You know a bar called
the Bigfoot Lodge?
1076
00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:49,760
- Cop bar?
- Mm-hm.
1077
00:50:49,817 --> 00:50:50,887
What of it?
1078
00:50:50,951 --> 00:50:52,225
I want you to pick a
cop's wallet for me.
1079
00:50:52,286 --> 00:50:53,492
Intriguing, is this
like some kind of test,
1080
00:50:53,554 --> 00:50:54,589
pick a cop's wallet?
1081
00:50:54,655 --> 00:50:56,032
Not just any cop, my ex-husband
1082
00:50:56,090 --> 00:50:57,694
Wow, this idea keeps sounding worse.
1083
00:50:57,758 --> 00:50:59,032
Why, he won't pay alimony?
1084
00:50:59,093 --> 00:51:00,367
Well, he has a picture
he won't give back
1085
00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:01,701
and he keeps showing all his friends.
1086
00:51:01,762 --> 00:51:03,241
It's really starting to piss me off.
1087
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:04,605
Are you naked in it?
1088
00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:06,110
What's with the one-track mind?
1089
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:08,373
Maybe
1090
00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:10,779
If I steal it, am I allowed to see it?
1091
00:51:10,838 --> 00:51:13,148
You're not exactly in a
position to negotiate here.
1092
00:51:13,207 --> 00:51:14,743
Hope strings eternal.
1093
00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:16,788
Okay, who writes your dialogue?
1094
00:51:16,844 --> 00:51:18,187
Okay, you steal it first,
1095
00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:20,156
you get it back to me
without him noticing,
1096
00:51:20,214 --> 00:51:21,818
then we will discuss further terms.
1097
00:51:21,882 --> 00:51:26,058
But first, we gotta make a stop.
1098
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,497
- Yes.
- Thank you.
1099
00:51:27,554 --> 00:51:29,192
Yes
1100
00:51:41,902 --> 00:51:44,906
Yeah, I think you can give
her a little more considering.
1101
00:51:44,972 --> 00:51:46,952
Sorry for the inconvenience.
1102
00:51:47,007 --> 00:51:48,452
So where's this Bigfoot?
1103
00:51:48,509 --> 00:51:50,386
It doesn't get going for another hour.
1104
00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:53,015
What do undercover
detectives do for fun?
1105
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,252
Teach me to shoot some pool.
1106
00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:55,486
Him?
1107
00:51:55,549 --> 00:51:56,823
I taught him everything he knows.
1108
00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,795
She's right, you guys start without me.
1109
00:51:58,852 --> 00:52:00,525
First round of beer is on me.
1110
00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:01,622
Is he gonna make a run for it?
1111
00:52:01,688 --> 00:52:03,497
Nah, he's totally dishonest
1112
00:52:03,557 --> 00:52:04,797
until he gives you his word,
1113
00:52:04,858 --> 00:52:07,668
then he's the most loyal
puppy dog in the world.
1114
00:52:07,728 --> 00:52:08,832
Thanks
1115
00:52:11,932 --> 00:52:13,172
What's a smart girl like you doing
1116
00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:16,373
taking off her clothes
for pocket change?
1117
00:52:16,436 --> 00:52:17,540
What's a smart girl like you doing
1118
00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:19,948
playing cops and robbers?
1119
00:52:20,007 --> 00:52:21,987
I need the medical.
1120
00:52:22,109 --> 00:52:24,180
Profound me too
1121
00:52:24,244 --> 00:52:25,518
Go for the three
1122
00:52:29,049 --> 00:52:31,290
Is he really a good photographer?
1123
00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:33,854
His portraits are surprisingly good.
1124
00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:35,525
It's impossible for people
to not let their guard down
1125
00:52:35,589 --> 00:52:37,466
around him, it's weird.
1126
00:52:37,524 --> 00:52:40,664
So if he asks to take
your picture, beware.
1127
00:52:40,727 --> 00:52:41,797
Don't do it?
1128
00:52:41,862 --> 00:52:43,739
No, do it
1129
00:52:43,797 --> 00:52:45,333
but you've been warned.
1130
00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:53,849
Who is teaching me
here, you or your sister?
1131
00:52:53,907 --> 00:52:56,945
go for the ten,
1132
00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:58,683
You're not going for the ten, are you?
1133
00:52:58,745 --> 00:52:59,849
Leave her alone.
1134
00:52:59,913 --> 00:53:01,187
The nine is all set up.
1135
00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:02,886
Who is teaching me
here, you or your sister?
1136
00:53:02,950 --> 00:53:04,588
I thought you asked me.
1137
00:53:04,651 --> 00:53:07,029
Come on, pilgrim, go
get us another round.
1138
00:53:12,893 --> 00:53:14,531
Who's the shark here?
1139
00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:16,336
Beginner's luck.
1140
00:53:16,396 --> 00:53:18,933
You're full of shit, Detective.
1141
00:53:29,276 --> 00:53:31,381
- Doing the sweet slide.
- Thin Cap.
1142
00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:32,549
- Erin Yorkid.
- Thin Kitty.
1143
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:33,557
Getting the little man
in the boat to go fishing.
1144
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:35,616
- You made that up.
- Sounds legit to me.
1145
00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:36,660
Oh, God!
1146
00:53:41,255 --> 00:53:42,632
Okay, checking for depth.
1147
00:53:42,689 --> 00:53:44,100
Cleaning my fur coat.
1148
00:53:44,157 --> 00:53:45,363
Petting the petunia.
1149
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:46,495
Baby in the kitty.
1150
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,834
I already said it.
1151
00:53:51,031 --> 00:53:53,170
Okay, automatic pilot.
1152
00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,610
Uh, finding yourself.
1153
00:53:54,668 --> 00:53:56,079
Digging for gold.
1154
00:53:56,136 --> 00:53:57,410
Gilding a lily.
1155
00:53:57,471 --> 00:53:58,711
Letting your fingers do the walking.
1156
00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,080
Coming into your own.
1157
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,278
Tickling my fancy.
1158
00:54:01,341 --> 00:54:03,048
Uh, uh, spelunking in the mystery cave.
1159
00:54:03,110 --> 00:54:04,783
- Time!
- What?
1160
00:54:04,845 --> 00:54:05,983
Spelunking in the mystery cave.
1161
00:54:06,046 --> 00:54:07,047
Let's go steal a wallet.
1162
00:54:07,114 --> 00:54:08,354
That's moi a Word
1163
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,792
It's a word, it means exploring.
1164
00:54:15,489 --> 00:54:17,400
Okay, triple or nothing.
1165
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:19,061
No, I say we pick this up later.
1166
00:54:19,126 --> 00:54:23,707
Let's go steal a wallet.
1167
00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,038
That's mine.
1168
00:54:25,098 --> 00:54:26,668
Thank you
1169
00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:47,627
So we should just sit down and,uh...
1170
00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:49,690
can I get you a drink?
1171
00:54:49,756 --> 00:54:52,066
Anything, as long as it's whiskey.
1172
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,230
Two Macallans, rocks
1173
00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:57,400
I just had a near-death
experience, officer.
1174
00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:58,772
Yes, you did.
1175
00:54:58,832 --> 00:55:00,402
Uh, Detective.
1176
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,707
It's the kind of thing
you imagine happens
1177
00:55:01,768 --> 00:55:04,078
to somebody else, never you.
1178
00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,548
It can be very traumatic.
1179
00:55:05,605 --> 00:55:08,552
I read somewhere that when
something horrible happens,
1180
00:55:08,608 --> 00:55:10,417
you know, like a senseless tragedy
1181
00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:13,083
or a terrorist attack or, you know,
1182
00:55:13,146 --> 00:55:15,023
an incident where you suddenly realize
1183
00:55:15,082 --> 00:55:19,087
that you could die that very instant,
1184
00:55:19,152 --> 00:55:23,862
that all you want to do
suddenly is eat and drink
1185
00:55:23,924 --> 00:55:27,872
and smoke and have sex
1186
00:55:27,928 --> 00:55:29,100
Is that how you feel?
1187
00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:30,470
No
1188
00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,668
Well, it could take a
little while to kick in,
1189
00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:33,075
you're still on shock
1190
00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:34,339
You know, that's what
they mean when they say
1191
00:55:34,401 --> 00:55:36,881
life is cheap in all those
third-world countries.
1192
00:55:36,937 --> 00:55:39,110
But they just keep on
drinking and screwing.
1193
00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:40,651
Even in India where
they just did this study
1194
00:55:40,707 --> 00:55:44,519
that the average penis is
shorter than in other places.
1195
00:55:44,578 --> 00:55:45,784
Did you read that?
1196
00:55:45,846 --> 00:55:47,018
I can't say that I have.
1197
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,458
Okay, the BBC reported
that condoms made according
1198
00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:51,962
to international sizes
are just too large
1199
00:55:52,018 --> 00:55:53,759
for most Indian men.
1200
00:56:04,464 --> 00:56:05,602
She'll have another one.
1201
00:56:05,665 --> 00:56:08,771
Actually make it two.
1202
00:56:08,835 --> 00:56:11,907
So, you had some more questions for me?
1203
00:56:11,972 --> 00:56:13,815
Yes, basic stuff.
1204
00:56:13,874 --> 00:56:16,616
I just don't want to miss
anything on my report.
1205
00:56:16,676 --> 00:56:18,587
It's so lucky you were right outside
1206
00:56:18,645 --> 00:56:20,352
when that gun went off.
1207
00:56:20,414 --> 00:56:22,860
Not just luck, I was
there on a case, June.
1208
00:56:22,916 --> 00:56:24,452
I was following one of the perps.
1209
00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:25,519
Do you mind if I call you June?
1210
00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:27,861
What I don't understand
is why he wanted me
1211
00:56:27,921 --> 00:56:29,594
to take off my domes
1212
00:56:29,656 --> 00:56:31,431
I mean, you're right in
the middle of a robbery,
1213
00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:34,938
adrenaline pumping violence, greed.
1214
00:56:34,995 --> 00:56:39,307
Do you really have time to stop
and admire a girl's cha-cha?
1215
00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:42,677
These guys they're psychopaths
1216
00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:43,942
Yeah
1217
00:56:44,004 --> 00:56:45,381
They get off on fear and entry
1218
00:56:45,439 --> 00:56:46,975
What I don't understand
is the coincidence
1219
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,316
of Nick's ex being there.
1220
00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:52,220
Uh, who are you talking about, Silas?
1221
00:56:52,279 --> 00:56:53,815
Salazar.
1222
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:54,881
Never heard of him.
1223
00:56:54,948 --> 00:56:56,791
No, I'm Salazar, Samuel Salazar.
1224
00:56:56,850 --> 00:56:58,329
The perp's name is Billy.
1225
00:56:58,385 --> 00:57:00,490
Karen is the other perp's wife, Nick.
1226
00:57:00,554 --> 00:57:02,966
Oh yeah Karen
1227
00:57:03,023 --> 00:57:04,331
She's his ex?
1228
00:57:04,391 --> 00:57:05,597
They're still married.
1229
00:57:05,659 --> 00:57:06,729
Have you seen them there before?
1230
00:57:06,793 --> 00:57:07,794
Never
1231
00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,841
Otis seems to have a lot
of luck bringing women
1232
00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:12,706
there on their first date.
1233
00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:14,712
It takes a certain
kind of, I don't know,
1234
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:17,612
je ne sais quoi to bring a first date
1235
00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:20,049
to a nudist ping-pong bar.
1236
00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:21,312
Would you?
1237
00:57:21,374 --> 00:57:22,944
I'm not much of a player.
1238
00:57:23,009 --> 00:57:25,615
Unless he couldn't help himself.
1239
00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:26,885
Otis?
1240
00:57:26,947 --> 00:57:28,085
BMW the perp
1241
00:57:28,148 --> 00:57:29,991
Maybe he just couldn't help himself
1242
00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:31,961
and that's why he was
willing to throw away
1243
00:57:32,018 --> 00:57:33,964
all that careful planning,
1244
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:37,263
just to get a peek at
me in my birthday suit.
1245
00:57:37,324 --> 00:57:41,170
It's kind of like a
Greek myth, you know?
1246
00:57:41,228 --> 00:57:43,435
I think you're
romanticizing it a little,
1247
00:57:43,497 --> 00:57:46,000
which is perfectly natural.
1248
00:57:46,066 --> 00:57:48,672
I don't think that he planned
it all that thoroughly.
1249
00:57:48,735 --> 00:57:50,681
I hear the words coming out of my mouth
1250
00:57:50,737 --> 00:57:52,148
and I want to cry,
1251
00:57:52,205 --> 00:57:54,276
but I can't remember
the last time I cried.
1252
00:57:54,341 --> 00:57:56,412
I make eye Contact and
not when I'm supposed to,
1253
00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:58,080
spewing platitudes plausible enough
1254
00:57:58,144 --> 00:57:59,714
right after the baby is born.
1255
00:57:59,779 --> 00:58:01,588
but what I really
want to say to her is-
1256
00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:03,992
Did I mention you
set my heart a-flutter
1257
00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:06,929
and make me feel all funny inside?
1258
00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:08,466
Heaven forbid I go through with it.
1259
00:58:08,522 --> 00:58:10,798
I'm the kind of guy who
always bets on the wrong horse.
1260
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:13,861
Me, Samuel Salazar, at your service.
1261
00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:16,271
They say women forget the
physical pain of childbirth
1262
00:58:16,329 --> 00:58:18,036
right after the baby is born.
1263
00:58:18,098 --> 00:58:19,634
That's how come they
can start all over again,
1264
00:58:19,699 --> 00:58:21,076
have another child.
1265
00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:22,579
I guess I'm not like a woman at all,
1266
00:58:22,636 --> 00:58:24,377
because I have a crystal clear memory
1267
00:58:24,437 --> 00:58:26,508
of every heartbreak I've
suffered since the age of nine.
1268
00:58:26,573 --> 00:58:28,484
I was only conversational then.
1269
00:58:28,542 --> 00:58:31,489
Still, I can't help but
wonder if this could be
1270
00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:33,456
a true happy ending,
1271
00:58:33,513 --> 00:58:37,017
or one more false hope.
1272
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,494
It's like a traffic accident,
1273
00:58:38,552 --> 00:58:40,293
I know I shouldn't look,
but I can't turn away,
1274
00:58:40,353 --> 00:58:42,594
because in my heart of
hearts, wherever that is,
1275
00:58:42,656 --> 00:58:46,194
I know the answer does
not lie within words,
1276
00:58:46,259 --> 00:58:47,863
but within her eyes.
1277
00:58:47,928 --> 00:58:50,101
The world is made up of a
billion little mysteries,
1278
00:58:50,163 --> 00:58:51,870
but it's not words that explain them.
1279
00:58:51,932 --> 00:58:53,411
Of this, I'm sure.
1280
00:58:53,466 --> 00:58:54,672
Do you think I could have developed
1281
00:58:54,734 --> 00:58:55,940
Stockholm Syndrome that quickly?
1282
00:58:56,002 --> 00:58:57,913
No
1283
00:58:57,971 --> 00:59:00,417
I've always wanted to go to Stockholm.
1284
00:59:00,473 --> 00:59:02,885
I've never been anywhere.
1285
00:59:02,943 --> 00:59:04,650
Have you traveled a lot?
1286
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:07,692
A little, mostly in the United States.
1287
00:59:07,747 --> 00:59:09,488
I want to go to Europe...
1288
00:59:09,549 --> 00:59:12,428
and Egypt and those raves in Greece
1289
00:59:12,485 --> 00:59:15,625
where the music is really
bad and everyone is on ecstasy
1290
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:19,535
and they’re all so super
tanned that it doesn't matter.
1291
00:59:19,593 --> 00:59:21,402
Have you been?
1292
00:59:21,461 --> 00:59:22,872
No
1293
00:59:22,929 --> 00:59:24,374
My friend went once and she said
1294
00:59:24,431 --> 00:59:26,206
that nobody spoke the same language,
1295
00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:27,643
but no one had anything to say anyways,
1296
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:30,739
so the DJ played the music so
loud that even your eyes hurt.
1297
00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:39,750
Thank you for saving my life, Samuel.
1298
00:59:39,813 --> 00:59:40,883
I wouldn't go that far.
1299
00:59:45,485 --> 00:59:48,056
Is it true that Mexican
men love cunnilingus?
1300
00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:51,563
Um
1301
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,764
Oh, I'm sorry, that
came off really forward.
1302
00:59:53,827 --> 00:59:55,932
I just suddenly feel like I have this
1303
00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:57,566
new lease on things, you know?
1304
00:59:57,631 --> 01:00:00,373
And there's just no time for
pleasantries and being polite.
1305
01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,935
I mean, there's barely
enough time to go out there
1306
01:00:02,002 --> 01:00:03,379
and get what you want.
1307
01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:04,676
My grandfather was Mexican,
1308
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,240
I was born here.
1309
01:00:06,306 --> 01:00:09,583
Oh, I guess it'd be an
awkward question to ask him.
1310
01:00:09,643 --> 01:00:13,386
Yeah, he's
- he passed away anyway.
1311
01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:16,052
Took the secret with him.
1312
01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:17,527
Do you want to dance?
1313
01:00:19,519 --> 01:00:21,795
Not just yet.
1314
01:00:23,523 --> 01:00:24,831
I'll be right back.
1315
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,398
Mmmm'
1316
01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:37,145
Ready for another one?
1317
01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:38,273
Probably.
1318
01:00:39,506 --> 01:00:42,180
So how's it going, officer?
1319
01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:43,949
Detective.
1320
01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:45,785
Not going so well, actually.
1321
01:00:45,845 --> 01:00:47,347
You seem a little uptight
1322
01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:48,859
if you don't mind me saying so.
1323
01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,293
Actually, I do mind, I'm
trying to figure some stuff out.
1324
01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:54,389
- What stuff?
- Personal stuff...
1325
01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:58,834
about courage
1326
01:00:58,892 --> 01:01:01,099
and what makes us special.
1327
01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:02,572
Oh
1328
01:01:02,629 --> 01:01:04,768
I thought it was about the girl.
1329
01:01:04,831 --> 01:01:06,174
Her too
1330
01:01:06,232 --> 01:01:07,438
What's wrong with her?
1331
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:09,207
She's sending me mixed signals.
1332
01:01:09,269 --> 01:01:11,647
Hey, Officer Salazar?
1333
01:01:11,705 --> 01:01:13,275
Detective.
1334
01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:16,081
I'm not wearing any underwear
1335
01:01:21,114 --> 01:01:23,720
I wouldn't read between
the lines so much.
1336
01:01:35,528 --> 01:01:39,169
You are unique.
1337
01:01:39,232 --> 01:01:41,303
There are, I'm sure, uncommon things
1338
01:01:41,367 --> 01:01:44,314
that you are particularly good at.
1339
01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:46,907
Play to your strong suits, shine.
1340
01:01:46,973 --> 01:01:48,611
Don't concentrate on things
1341
01:01:48,675 --> 01:01:51,747
that other people have
told you you're no good at.
1342
01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:54,587
Relish the talents you have.
1343
01:01:54,647 --> 01:01:57,560
And always...
1344
01:01:57,617 --> 01:02:00,689
always surround yourself with
people who appreciate you.
1345
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:06,295
Sam?
1346
01:02:39,325 --> 01:02:43,933
But if I'm gonna be
completely honest with you,
1347
01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:46,603
I haven't had a real
piece of ass since El Paso.
1348
01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:49,169
That was one hot, little
lady you had there.
1349
01:02:49,235 --> 01:02:50,942
Jewel.
1350
01:02:51,004 --> 01:02:52,745
I suppose you banged
her, too, after I left.
1351
01:02:52,806 --> 01:02:55,252
Well, I was with my wife
at the time, remember?
1352
01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:57,788
She gets manicures, doesn't
she, she goes shopping?
1353
01:02:57,844 --> 01:02:59,517
All wives do.
1354
01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:01,081
Just saying, where there's
a will there's a way.
1355
01:03:01,147 --> 01:03:02,558
Point is I didn't do anything.
1356
01:03:02,615 --> 01:03:05,289
Yeah, you wanted to, I can tell.
1357
01:03:05,351 --> 01:03:06,921
Empty again.
1358
01:03:06,986 --> 01:03:07,964
You ready for another?
1359
01:03:08,021 --> 01:03:09,432
No, still working on this.
1360
01:03:11,424 --> 01:03:12,835
Mikey did, though.
1361
01:03:12,892 --> 01:03:14,997
Chafes me to this day, you know why?
1362
01:03:15,061 --> 01:03:16,870
Because if I hadn't
told him she was hooking,
1363
01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:19,740
he never would have had the
balls to ask her up to his room.
1364
01:03:19,799 --> 01:03:22,439
Guy is a complete pussy when
it comes to talking to women,
1365
01:03:22,502 --> 01:03:25,176
especially women with cans like those.
1366
01:03:25,238 --> 01:03:26,478
I don't know what you're talking about.
1367
01:03:26,539 --> 01:03:28,382
You never noticed how
intimidated he gets around women
1368
01:03:28,441 --> 01:03:29,613
who got a great rack?
1369
01:03:29,676 --> 01:03:31,246
Never noticed.
1370
01:03:31,311 --> 01:03:35,589
He-he-he can't talk,
he st-st-st-stutters.
1371
01:03:35,648 --> 01:03:36,956
It must be something in his past.
1372
01:03:37,016 --> 01:03:38,723
Mother, I don't know.
1373
01:03:40,887 --> 01:03:43,333
You remember how he could
never talk to your ex?
1374
01:03:43,389 --> 01:03:44,766
No disrespect.
1375
01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:47,065
Nome taken
1376
01:03:47,126 --> 01:03:51,006
Guy can't see past a
decent-sized double barrel.
1377
01:03:51,064 --> 01:03:52,475
Great looking girl, though.
1378
01:03:52,532 --> 01:03:54,534
We're talking about Francine now?
1379
01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:57,377
No, I mean, her, too, but, no, Jewel.
1380
01:03:57,437 --> 01:03:59,212
What was her real name?
1381
01:03:59,272 --> 01:04:01,013
Nice Jewish name.
1382
01:04:01,074 --> 01:04:03,054
Oh, man, let me tell you,
that is a lethal combination.
1383
01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:05,589
Nice Jewish girl drops out
of school, starts hooking.
1384
01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:07,283
Unstoppable.
1385
01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:09,384
Night you saw her, what was she wearing?
1386
01:04:09,449 --> 01:04:13,192
To be honest, I don't
remember what she had on.
1387
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,789
More the shape underneath
1388
01:04:14,854 --> 01:04:17,357
didn't leave so much to the imagination.
1389
01:04:17,423 --> 01:04:20,870
She had me up like a rock for five days.
1390
01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:23,134
Blue steel, I don't mind telling you.
1391
01:04:23,196 --> 01:04:24,903
That's a lot of information.
1392
01:04:24,964 --> 01:04:26,500
Yeah, I'm not kidding you, man.
1393
01:04:26,566 --> 01:04:27,977
We've known each other ten years?
1394
01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:29,945
Six.
1395
01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:31,448
- A long time.
- Long time.
1396
01:04:31,504 --> 01:04:33,211
- Long time
- Long time
1397
01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:34,809
At least among the guys on the force,
1398
01:04:34,874 --> 01:04:36,581
I consider you a fairly knowledgeable
1399
01:04:36,643 --> 01:04:38,316
connoisseur of ass.
1400
01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:39,789
I don't know where
you're going with this.
1401
01:04:39,846 --> 01:04:43,851
Look, after the divorce,
1402
01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:46,261
you've had your fair share of tail.
1403
01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:48,663
You know, I'm just going by
the red head with the boots
1404
01:04:48,721 --> 01:04:51,031
and the cousins down Cucharacha Way?
1405
01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:53,536
Who was that chick you
were with the other night?
1406
01:04:53,593 --> 01:04:55,834
Camilla, she's my neighbor.
1407
01:04:55,895 --> 01:04:57,602
What did you do, ring her doorbell,
1408
01:04:57,664 --> 01:04:58,904
ask her for sugar or something?
1409
01:04:58,965 --> 01:05:00,103
She's a good girl.
1410
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:01,372
She's got some issues.
1411
01:05:01,434 --> 01:05:03,141
I'm just trying to
loosen her up a little.
1412
01:05:03,202 --> 01:05:05,705
Point is, you like it.
1413
01:05:05,772 --> 01:05:06,807
What?
1414
01:05:06,873 --> 01:05:07,977
Ass!
1415
01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:11,511
You mean the actual buttocks
or the general region?
1416
01:05:11,577 --> 01:05:12,715
What?
1417
01:05:12,779 --> 01:05:15,487
The royal ass, women, dames, skirts.
1418
01:05:15,548 --> 01:05:16,993
Sure, I like them.
1419
01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:18,586
Yeah, well, see, these guys today,
1420
01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:19,959
young guys on the force
1421
01:05:20,019 --> 01:05:21,896
they don't seem to think
about it all that much.
1422
01:05:21,955 --> 01:05:23,957
Maybe it's a generational shift.
1423
01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:29,069
Porn on the Internet, I don't know.
1424
01:05:29,128 --> 01:05:30,698
You know, maybe I didn't
think about it as much
1425
01:05:30,763 --> 01:05:32,367
when I was younger.
1426
01:05:32,432 --> 01:05:34,605
One day it just hit me: Wham!
1427
01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:37,944
Full-blown epiphany.
1428
01:05:38,004 --> 01:05:40,211
Went from being a hobby
to a full-time occupation.
1429
01:05:40,273 --> 01:05:41,479
Chasing skirts.
1430
01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:44,215
Yeah, I don't know when it happened.
1431
01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:47,087
I don't know why it happened.
1432
01:05:47,146 --> 01:05:50,286
At first, it was because
things were terrible
1433
01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,296
with me and Eileen.
1434
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:55,993
Terrible...
1435
01:05:56,055 --> 01:05:59,434
and then it was because she found out,
1436
01:05:59,492 --> 01:06:01,995
things between us got worse.
1437
01:06:02,061 --> 01:06:06,305
If you want ass, there is no
ass in the whole wide world
1438
01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:11,509
like Jewel Kazinsky, El Paso.
1439
01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,812
I'll keep that in mind.
1440
01:06:13,873 --> 01:06:16,615
I gotta go.
1441
01:06:16,676 --> 01:06:17,848
Ooh!
1442
01:06:17,910 --> 01:06:20,254
- You gonna be all right?
- Sure.
1443
01:06:20,313 --> 01:06:22,293
We should call you a cab, Captain.
1444
01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:28,522
Speak of the dew
1445
01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:30,261
That your ex-wife?
1446
01:06:33,326 --> 01:06:35,533
Yes, it is.
1447
01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,165
You still got that photo?
1448
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:39,141
The photograph you showed me?
1449
01:06:39,198 --> 01:06:40,404
Yes, sir.
1450
01:06:40,466 --> 01:06:41,968
- You got it?
- Excuse me.
1451
01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:47,479
What are you doing here?
1452
01:06:47,540 --> 01:06:48,678
I was thirsty.
1453
01:06:48,741 --> 01:06:50,778
A thousand bars in this
county, you gotta come here.
1454
01:06:50,843 --> 01:06:52,481
Yeah, I like the way
they mix their drinks.
1455
01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:53,956
You're something else.
1456
01:06:54,013 --> 01:06:55,253
Bar is big enough for both of us,
1457
01:06:55,314 --> 01:06:56,258
so why don't you go back to your corner
1458
01:06:56,315 --> 01:06:57,350
and I'll be right over here.
1459
01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:58,452
You checking up on me?
1460
01:06:58,518 --> 01:06:59,724
What is there to check up on?
1461
01:06:59,786 --> 01:07:00,890
What is it, you like the aggravation?
1462
01:07:00,953 --> 01:07:02,330
Why are you so aggravated, Emmet?
1463
01:07:02,388 --> 01:07:03,458
What is it you're not telling me?
1464
01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:05,002
I'm not telling you anything,
don't have to any more.
1465
01:07:05,058 --> 01:07:07,470
I know you, you're here, it's
because you want something.
1466
01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:09,507
Well, rest assured, it isn't you.
1467
01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:16,274
Hi.
1468
01:07:16,335 --> 01:07:19,578
Emmet.
1469
01:07:19,639 --> 01:07:23,314
Yeah, I'm not really a prick, I-
1470
01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:27,085
We just have a really bad
history of horrible chemistry.
1471
01:07:27,146 --> 01:07:28,090
What's your name?
1472
01:07:28,147 --> 01:07:29,091
Teresa
1473
01:07:29,148 --> 01:07:30,422
- You?
- Henry.
1474
01:07:30,483 --> 01:07:32,053
Hi, could you do me a favor?
1475
01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:33,597
You don't have anything.
1476
01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:36,634
We're not so good when
we're around each other.
1477
01:07:36,689 --> 01:07:39,795
Okay, if I back you up,
what do I get for my trouble?
1478
01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:40,894
What do you want?
1479
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,497
We're hoping to score some back rubs.
1480
01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:45,304
Funny, keep it up, Junior.
1481
01:07:48,935 --> 01:07:50,243
Now What?
1482
01:07:50,303 --> 01:07:51,680
Now I got him.
1483
01:07:51,737 --> 01:07:52,943
You don't have anything.
1484
01:07:53,005 --> 01:07:56,009
He's on high alert, he hates
your guts and he's a cop.
1485
01:07:56,075 --> 01:07:58,487
Watch and learn.
1486
01:07:58,544 --> 01:08:00,217
Get Us a dark booth
1487
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,587
Hey, man, where do you get
off calling me junior, huh?
1488
01:08:03,649 --> 01:08:04,821
Get your hands off me
1489
01:08:04,884 --> 01:08:06,022
How would you like it
if I called you senior
1490
01:08:06,085 --> 01:08:07,029
in front of your lady friends?
1491
01:08:07,086 --> 01:08:08,156
Lei go of my arm
1492
01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:09,825
Why are you so jumpy, man?
1493
01:08:09,889 --> 01:08:12,665
What part of this are you
not understanding, punk?
1494
01:08:12,725 --> 01:08:14,932
You come into this bar
again, I will kick your ass.
1495
01:08:24,704 --> 01:08:26,377
How'd it go?
1496
01:08:29,509 --> 01:08:31,887
We're even
1497
01:08:31,944 --> 01:08:33,617
Not until you put this back.
1498
01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:36,683
I said pick his wallet, not steal it.
1499
01:08:36,749 --> 01:08:38,490
Such a sweet sweet mam
1500
01:08:38,551 --> 01:08:40,224
Why would you ever divorce him?
1501
01:08:41,787 --> 01:08:43,232
It's not here.
1502
01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:48,162
This a bad time?
1503
01:08:48,227 --> 01:08:49,399
I was out of line.
1504
01:08:49,462 --> 01:08:50,463
It's no big deal.
1505
01:08:50,530 --> 01:08:51,941
It's a pretty big deal, let me finish.
1506
01:08:51,998 --> 01:08:53,534
As Francine may or
may not have told you,
1507
01:08:53,599 --> 01:08:55,943
I've been battling
anger management issues
1508
01:08:56,002 --> 01:08:58,004
for quite a chunk of time.
1509
01:08:58,070 --> 01:08:59,208
Emmet, this is not the time.
1510
01:08:59,272 --> 01:09:00,808
I respectfully disagree.
1511
01:09:00,873 --> 01:09:02,750
Now I jumped on your friend here
1512
01:09:02,808 --> 01:09:04,185
and made an ass out of myself
1513
01:09:04,243 --> 01:09:06,052
and I like to think that
we're all grown up enough
1514
01:09:06,112 --> 01:09:07,386
that I can rectify it
1515
01:09:07,446 --> 01:09:09,448
and we can all enjoy our
evenings at the same location
1516
01:09:09,515 --> 01:09:11,586
without it being awkward.
1517
01:09:11,651 --> 01:09:12,629
How's everyone doing over here?
1518
01:09:12,685 --> 01:09:13,925
- Another round?
- No.
1519
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,931
Sure, my treat
1520
01:09:15,988 --> 01:09:17,331
Emmet, you really don't have to do that.
1521
01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:18,926
I'm sorry I insulted you, man.
1522
01:09:18,991 --> 01:09:20,129
Hey, it happens
1523
01:09:23,529 --> 01:09:24,906
Have we met?
1524
01:09:24,964 --> 01:09:28,343
Uh, I don't know, maybe.
1525
01:09:28,401 --> 01:09:29,937
- You a dancer?
- Here we go.
1526
01:09:30,002 --> 01:09:31,481
- Yes.
- Exotic.
1527
01:09:31,537 --> 01:09:33,073
Yes
1528
01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:35,050
I think I've gotten lapped by you.
1529
01:09:35,107 --> 01:09:37,747
Emmet has a photographic
memory of every exotic dancer
1530
01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:39,187
east of the 405
1531
01:09:39,245 --> 01:09:42,249
Now, now, now, let's not exaggerate.
1532
01:09:42,315 --> 01:09:43,658
Welcome to paradise.
1533
01:09:43,716 --> 01:09:45,491
Emmet, Teri's going
through some stuff right now
1534
01:09:45,551 --> 01:09:48,395
and I really, as much as
I appreciate the gesture,
1535
01:09:48,454 --> 01:09:52,129
I need some alone time
with her and her brother.
1536
01:09:52,191 --> 01:09:55,434
Her brother?
1537
01:09:55,494 --> 01:09:57,667
No disrespect.
1538
01:09:57,730 --> 01:10:01,041
All righty, that'll be $16 even.
1539
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:02,807
Okay, let me get this.
1540
01:10:02,868 --> 01:10:04,006
Why don't I get this?
1541
01:10:04,070 --> 01:10:06,209
No, no, no, no, I insist.
1542
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:14,856
Okay
1543
01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:18,054
You can keep it
1544
01:10:18,117 --> 01:10:19,357
Thank you
1545
01:10:19,418 --> 01:10:20,863
You know, we gotta
get going anyways.
1546
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,366
No, no, stay
1547
01:10:23,422 --> 01:10:24,833
I'll get out of your hair.
1548
01:10:24,890 --> 01:10:27,234
You guys, drink in peace
1549
01:10:27,293 --> 01:10:29,569
I said what I came to say.
1550
01:10:32,398 --> 01:10:35,345
You look like a million
bucks, Detective Driver.
1551
01:10:43,209 --> 01:10:47,214
I guess that's that.
1552
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,157
That is that.
1553
01:10:53,919 --> 01:10:56,229
You guys can go
1554
01:10:56,289 --> 01:10:57,632
Why don't you come with us?
1555
01:10:57,690 --> 01:10:59,533
Where?
1556
01:10:59,592 --> 01:11:02,266
There's an after hours,
starts in a few minutes.
1557
01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:06,037
Ah, no, I'm done for the night.
1558
01:11:06,098 --> 01:11:07,839
The night hasn't even started.
1559
01:11:11,304 --> 01:11:13,716
You guys are really going
somewhere else right now?
1560
01:11:13,773 --> 01:11:15,650
We haven't even danced yet.
1561
01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:17,881
Can't call it a night out
without a little dancing.
1562
01:11:17,943 --> 01:11:19,980
What do you say, Francine?
1563
01:11:20,046 --> 01:11:21,889
Lei's get out of here
1564
01:11:21,947 --> 01:11:25,087
This place is crawling with cops.
1565
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,597
I have something for you.
1566
01:14:16,655 --> 01:14:19,693
What?
1567
01:14:19,758 --> 01:14:21,237
- You are a son of a bitch.
- I didn't look at it.
1568
01:14:21,293 --> 01:14:23,569
- Right.
- I swear to God.
1569
01:14:23,629 --> 01:14:24,505
You look like an atheist to me.
1570
01:14:24,563 --> 01:14:26,008
Oh, no, I'm a believer.
1571
01:14:26,065 --> 01:14:27,305
I knew what it was
right away, but I figured
1572
01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:28,845
if I looked at it, it
would wreck my chances.
1573
01:14:28,901 --> 01:14:30,403
Of What?
1574
01:14:30,469 --> 01:14:33,814
I've been trying to get the
nerve to ask you all night.
1575
01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:37,480
I want you to pose
for me, for a portrait.
1576
01:14:37,543 --> 01:14:38,920
Why me?
1577
01:14:38,978 --> 01:14:41,356
You have this intangible quality.
1578
01:14:41,413 --> 01:14:42,619
Try harder
1579
01:14:42,681 --> 01:14:45,662
I'm cursed by the blossoming
knowledge of my feminine ideal
1580
01:14:45,718 --> 01:14:48,528
and she looks suspiciously like you.
1581
01:14:48,587 --> 01:14:50,533
That's not bad
1582
01:14:50,589 --> 01:14:52,660
It's pretty good, you mean.
1583
01:14:52,725 --> 01:14:53,965
Not a total waste?
1584
01:14:54,026 --> 01:14:55,562
How about the truth?
1585
01:14:55,628 --> 01:14:57,437
The truth is you're not my usual type.
1586
01:14:57,496 --> 01:14:59,840
And what's your usual type?
1587
01:14:59,899 --> 01:15:00,934
Gaunt, fashionable and dumb
1588
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,741
with a big, square Appalachian ass
1589
01:15:02,801 --> 01:15:04,747
and obsessed with country music.
1590
01:15:04,803 --> 01:15:06,305
Jesus
1591
01:15:07,773 --> 01:15:10,515
Will you at least consider it?
1591
01:15:11,305 --> 01:16:11,244
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