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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hello there. Welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.48,0:00:27.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just in time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.48,0:00:29.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to tell a story.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.48,0:00:31.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,One I'm sure you'll enjoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.48,0:00:35.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you like this one, I may spoil you with more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.91,0:00:40.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come gather round and I'll enthrall you with my tantalizing tales.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.15,0:00:42.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,These stories are centuries old.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.32,0:00:46.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That have been passed down from generation to generation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.23,0:00:52.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They may seem familiar, but they are not quite as you remember them from your childhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.34,0:00:55.94,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They have been brought back to their original form.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.94,0:00:59.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A darker, more depraved form.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:04.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No longer the sweet, watered-down bedtime stories you may have been told.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.66,0:01:07.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,These are tales of sex and sin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.72,0:01:13.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Passion...perversion...desire....debauchery.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.45,0:01:16.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The following is a collection of sex tales.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.96,0:01:21.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Like the Brothers Grimm, these are tales from a dark world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:26.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A world where evil lives and danger lurks in every shadow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.48,0:01:28.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,These are tales not for the young...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.48,0:01:30.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...or for the faint of heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.24,0:01:31.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So take caution.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.83,0:01:38.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For these are the fairy tales that your mother never told you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:42.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Our first fable was first told in 1812.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.14,0:01:46.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A miller who had a beautiful young daughter...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.07,0:01:48.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to gain favor and notoriety.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.48,0:01:52.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The miller began telling people his daughter had a magical power.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.96,0:01:56.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,One that would let her spin straw into gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.81,0:02:06.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, it didn't take long for the tale of the gold-spinning siren to reach the king's ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.20,0:02:07.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He summoned the miller.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.62,0:02:10.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and his lovely daughter to the castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.06,0:02:13.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...so that he may see this miracle with his own eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.76,0:02:16.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The miller and his daughter stood there looking quite nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:21.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As they knew their tale was nothing but a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.01,0:02:25.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The king was so overcome by the young lady's beauty...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.22,0:02:27.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...that he made the miller a proposition.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.78,0:02:35.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I've heard tales of your enchanting daughter's ability to spin gold from straw.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.34,0:02:39.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,If this is indeed true, I offer you this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.27,0:02:42.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I will take your daughter's hand in marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.06,0:02:47.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...for my queen. And I will offer you a position in my court.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.11,0:02:53.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Very generous your Majesty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.81,0:02:55.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So are we agreed?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.17,0:02:58.98,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, your Highness.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.98,0:03:01.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent! Excellent!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.28,0:03:03.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My dear...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.38,0:03:06.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I leave you to your spinning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.44,0:03:08.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Right this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.08,0:03:14.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So the king gave her three nights time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.59,0:03:19.09,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To spin a room full of straw into a room full of gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.09,0:03:22.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The young miller's daughter knew not what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.90,0:03:26.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She knew the tale of her spinning straw into gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.41,0:03:28.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...was nothing more than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.41,0:03:30.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...a tale.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.41,0:03:32.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And a tall one at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.51,0:03:36.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.78,0:03:39.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,If the king returns...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.93,0:03:41.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and there is no gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.87,0:03:45.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...there will be no throne for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.24,0:03:48.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No position for my father...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.24,0:03:52.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and if luck is not on my side...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.30,0:03:57.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...we could forever end up in the dungeon indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.60,0:04:00.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What should I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.05,0:04:07.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Before long the sweet young girl had fallen asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.15,0:04:09.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and day had fallen to night.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.71,0:04:13.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Then out of nowhere...a little voice called out to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.18,0:04:16.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you haven't figured it out by now...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.44,0:04:19.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...this is the story of Rumpelstiltskin.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.90,0:04:21.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And as you'll soon see...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.90,0:04:23.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...the story has changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.90,0:04:27.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He is no longer in the market for shiny trinkets.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.18,0:04:29.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...what he now longs for...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.18,0:04:31.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...is more carnal in nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.46,0:04:33.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget the necklace and bracelet...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.50,0:04:37.09,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...our Rumpelstiltskin wants something more.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.17,0:04:39.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mistress Miller...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.57,0:04:41.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mistress Miller....
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.57,0:04:43.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.03,0:04:44.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind the pillar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.63,0:04:46.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Who goes there?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.24,0:04:49.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Show yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.18,0:04:50.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It is I.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.00,0:04:53.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I was coming to help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.25,0:04:57.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I have come to help you in your time of trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.84,0:05:01.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And what is your name kind sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.62,0:05:05.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My name....
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.44,0:05:07.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...my name is...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.16,0:05:08.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...unimportant.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.15,0:05:11.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What is important...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.77,0:05:14.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...is that I've come to help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.00,0:05:16.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You see I...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.55,0:05:18.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...unlike you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.32,0:05:22.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...can spend straw into gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.03,0:05:26.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.30,0:05:27.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.74,0:05:29.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.48,0:05:31.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But it'll cost you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.30,0:05:33.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it will.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.57,0:05:37.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me kind sir...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.61,0:05:40.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What is your fee?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.01,0:05:42.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My fee...my fee...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.87,0:05:44.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What shall it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.49,0:05:46.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...something for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.49,0:05:48.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to give to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.49,0:05:50.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps a kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.27,0:05:52.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we agree?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.29,0:05:59.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come my pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.61,0:06:08.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can really...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.78,0:06:11.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...turn this straw...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.01,0:06:12.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...into gold?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.30,0:06:17.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww...indeed I can. Indeed I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.11,0:06:19.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,All you need do...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.11,0:06:21.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...is pay my bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.15,0:06:30.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come my dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.08,0:06:32.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to fear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.94,0:06:35.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me my kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.07,0:06:37.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I'll disappear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.37,0:06:42.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.36,0:06:50.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And kiss they did.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.08,0:06:51.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They kissed so long...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.68,0:06:53.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and so hard...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.15,0:06:55.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and so passionate was his kiss...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.15,0:06:57.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...that the beautiful young girl fainted.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.85,0:06:59.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The strange little man...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.85,0:07:01.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...with the impish grin...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.64,0:07:04.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...laid her down and began to spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.69,0:07:16.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He started off slow...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.46,0:07:18.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...then picked up speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.46,0:07:21.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,His skill with the wheel was impressive indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.50,0:07:34.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Before too long...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.10,0:07:36.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...the straw turned to gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.10,0:07:40.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,His end of the deal he would uphold.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.87,0:07:54.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And as time ticked on and dark turned to day...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.54,0:07:58.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...as quick as he came, he just snook away.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.63,0:08:04.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The next night, the strange little man, came to Mistress Miller.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.08,0:08:06.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...as he had the night before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.31,0:08:11.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And once again he offered to spin straw into gold for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.61,0:08:17.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And once again, he asked the beautiful young girl for something in return.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.14,0:08:20.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But this time he would be more daring.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.72,0:08:22.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,More dirty!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.12,0:08:27.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And what fee will you ask of me tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.55,0:08:31.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Although your kiss was very nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.53,0:08:34.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...tonight you'll pay a higher price.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.10,0:08:38.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll again spin your straw to gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.83,0:08:40.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...but in return...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.20,0:08:43.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...my cock you'll hold.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.65,0:08:46.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll suck it fast. You'll suck it slow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.62,0:08:50.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And very soon the cum will flow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.27,0:08:56.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A deal we have?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.57,0:11:21.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget about the balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.50,0:11:24.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For your lips my scrotum calls.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.06,0:13:37.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Taste my seed!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.94,0:13:41.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's good indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.77,0:13:58.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And after she had once again paid his fee...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.30,0:14:00.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She once again laid down to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.27,0:14:07.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And once again the strange little man set to work in front of the spinning wheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.67,0:14:10.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And again the young woman woke up...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.27,0:14:13.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to find that more of the straw had been spun to gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.85,0:14:16.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But there was still much work to be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.21,0:14:19.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And much straw to be spun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.51,0:14:23.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,On the third and final night the man returned again.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.03,0:14:27.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And once again he asked for a fee.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.74,0:14:32.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But again this is where our story takes a turn toward the dark side.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.77,0:14:37.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't ask her for her first born child as you've heard before.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.06,0:14:41.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead he asks her...to lay with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.26,0:14:46.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take you from the front. I'll take you from behind.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.48,0:14:48.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And take you anyway you'd like.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.48,0:14:50.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'll be so kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.03,0:14:55.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She again hesitates as she ponders her predicament.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.78,0:14:57.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A single night in the bed...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.89,0:15:00.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...for a lifetime on the throne.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.07,0:15:03.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,An easy choice for most.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.97,0:15:07.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She looks around at the straw still to be spun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.40,0:15:09.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And then agrees.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.04,0:15:11.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What say you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.57,0:15:14.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A deal we have. A deal we make.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.15,0:15:17.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Make up your mind for goodness sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.59,0:15:41.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing better I can dream of!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.97,0:15:43.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on my sweet!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.01,0:15:45.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's make sweet love.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.72,0:17:09.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah! Just like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.69,0:24:28.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And as this story comes to its sordid end...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.23,0:24:32.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,After Mistress Miller had paid her debt...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.46,0:24:34.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she again fell asleep...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.46,0:24:38.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And Rumpelstiltskin again went to work spinning...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.92,0:24:42.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She woke up to find her lover gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.50,0:24:46.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But the rest of the straw had indeed been spun into gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.45,0:24:49.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But a top the freshly spun gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.19,0:24:52.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...sat a note...which the young girl quickly read.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.89,0:24:55.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mistress Miller my job is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.71,0:24:58.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I must admit, I had much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.87,0:25:01.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Your secret's safe with one condition.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.58,0:25:04.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And pardon me for my slight omission.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.34,0:25:07.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You must name your heir as I have told...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.29,0:25:09.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...or that to straw will turn to gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.78,0:25:13.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A crown and jewels and a throne you'll win.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.13,0:25:17.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...but the name of the prince must be Rumpelstiltskin.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.14,0:25:19.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And so the king kept his word.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.53,0:25:22.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and took the young miller's daughter as his bride.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.93,0:25:25.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and she would indeed become queen.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.79,0:25:28.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And nine months to the day...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.02,0:25:30.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she would give him an heir to the throne.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.91,0:25:36.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No one but her mother and father would know he was not of royal blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.36,0:25:38.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But one thing is for certain.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.46,0:25:41.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,His name would be Rumpelstiltskin.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.04,0:25:44.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And he one day would be king.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.49,0:25:55.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Our next story is again over 200 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.01,0:25:57.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the tale of Hansel and Gretel.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.02,0:26:00.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Most will remember the bread crumbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.14,0:26:01.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...the ginger bread house...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.86,0:26:04.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and maybe even the wicked witch...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.37,0:26:06.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...but there is so much more.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.37,0:26:08.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to this vaulted fable.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.79,0:26:14.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth is Hansel and Gretel weren't brother and sister...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.41,0:26:16.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...with horrible parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.07,0:26:20.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They were in fact two young lovers whose parents disapproved of their union.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.26,0:26:24.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So they decided to head out on their own.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.76,0:26:28.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But things didn't go exactly as planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.31,0:26:33.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They soon learned Hansel's satchel that was carrying their supplies...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.48,0:26:36.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...had a tear in it and all their food had fallen out.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.85,0:26:39.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So they had left a trail of food along the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.38,0:26:42.63,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But it had been by accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.16,0:26:49.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They looked down the path only to see their trail of food had been gobbled up by all the animals in the forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.43,0:26:55.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They quickly realized the outside world had been a very inhospitable place.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.41,0:26:57.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So tired and hungry...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.67,0:26:59.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...Hansel and Gretel sat for a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.17,0:27:03.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to figure out what to do next.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.82,0:27:11.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Then suddenly they hear music coming from deep inside the forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.29,0:27:13.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So they set out on their way....
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.50,0:27:15.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to see where it was coming from.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.35,0:27:28.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They come upon an enchanted little house.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.10,0:27:32.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A house decorated with gingerbread and gumdrops.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.11,0:27:36.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hansel and Gretel were both famished by this time...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.50,0:27:40.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...they started gorging themselves on the house's delightful decor.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.20,0:27:42.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But what the two didn't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.11,0:27:44.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...was that there was someone watching them.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.70,0:27:46.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...laying in wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.00,0:27:49.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What do we have here?! Whoa! Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.54,0:27:52.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs evilly.]
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.05,0:27:56.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Little tender morsels for me to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.34,0:27:57.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...or lick.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.59,0:28:00.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.73,0:28:04.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here little kiddie, kiddie, kiddies.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.88,0:28:06.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Get some candy!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.88,0:28:08.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Evil laugh.]
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.12,0:28:11.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The evil witch whose house it was...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.82,0:28:13.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...was said to be a cannibal.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.21,0:28:15.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This wasn't true.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.82,0:28:18.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...though she did have a taste for young pretties.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.01,0:28:21.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She would use her appetizing abode...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.00,0:28:24.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to lure unsuspecting travelers into her wicked web.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.88,0:28:30.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She eyes Hansel and Gretel up and down as if they're what's for dessert.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.53,0:28:33.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The house wasn't the only sweet treat in the woods that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.12,0:28:37.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But the witch knew she wouldn't be able to entice the young lovers...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.91,0:28:40.94,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...in gingerbread and candy alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.31,0:28:44.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And her frightful self would only scare them off.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.06,0:28:47.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She would need a spell.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.10,0:28:53.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...a spell....
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.43,0:28:58.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh this will never do!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.50,0:29:06.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.23,0:29:11.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose been nibbling at m door?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.85,0:29:14.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine young stud and a dirty little whore!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.92,0:29:18.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please come in and have your fill!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.50,0:29:20.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.50,0:29:22.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.24,0:29:30.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.53,0:29:32.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. You're so kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.84,0:29:34.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So as Hansel and Gretel entered...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.09,0:29:37.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Their eyes were immediately drawn...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.12,0:29:39.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to a large table piled high...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.12,0:29:41.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...with cookies and cakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.12,0:29:44.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Their eyes went wide and their mouths moistened.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.88,0:29:47.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It was obvious they wanted to devour the whole table.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.88,0:29:49.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,May I?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.88,0:29:51.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You may...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.88,0:29:53.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so fast...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.88,0:29:55.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.31,0:29:58.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Out here in the midst of the forest, one tends to get..
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.68,0:30:00.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...a little lonely.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.68,0:30:02.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,All I have is my baking...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.42,0:30:05.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and although I'd love to share my tasty treats with you...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.64,0:30:08.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'll need something in return.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.59,0:30:11.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...we have nothing to offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.05,0:30:13.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.10,0:30:14.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.59,0:30:16.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I disagree.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.59,0:30:21.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A fine young man...a pretty little lass...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.87,0:30:25.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you have much to share indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.87,0:30:27.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.47,0:30:29.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...enjoy...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.13,0:30:32.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter that you can't repay my kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.64,0:30:37.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.83,0:30:46.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they to your liking?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.40,0:30:48.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, its very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.41,0:30:59.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.43,0:31:04.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel great!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.14,0:31:05.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.68,0:31:08.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No one but the witch herself...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.71,0:31:09.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...would ever know.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.92,0:31:13.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,If it was a magical love potion mixed into the batter...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.48,0:31:18.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...or a spell-casting gaze that turned lovers into ravenous beasts...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.53,0:31:23.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...from the first bite, Hansel and Gretel were insatiable.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.03,0:31:27.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They couldn't get their fill of either cakes nor cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.27,0:31:31.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The three fell atop the table of treats in an embrace...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.61,0:31:34.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Kissing and ripping at each other's clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.06,0:46:09.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hansel then saw the witch's true form.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.85,0:46:12.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,His eyes went wide and his mouth gaped.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.68,0:46:14.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He grabbed his young wife to be...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.68,0:46:17.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and ran screaming from the cottage.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.08,0:46:21.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,With the taste of her guests still lingering in her mouth...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.65,0:46:26.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The witch watched in sadness as Hansel and Gretel went running through the forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.73,0:46:29.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She knew she would never see them again.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:29.72,0:46:32.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So now it was time to set the trap.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:32.44,0:46:35.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For our next weary wanderers...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.35,0:46:39.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...back to the oven...for more cupcakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.14,0:46:43.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My! My! My tasty little treat!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.34,0:46:45.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.49,0:46:58.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This next little tale is a bit more famous than most...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:58.61,0:47:01.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,....it's been changed and changed...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.05,0:47:03.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...yet remains the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:03.60,0:47:07.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the story of a young woman with hair of spun gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.99,0:47:11.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...A girl named Goldilocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.20,0:47:13.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She's wandering the forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:13.20,0:47:16.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Tired and hungry from her long journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.86,0:47:18.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,When she comes across a cabin.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.86,0:47:22.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...that she thinks is abandoned.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.86,0:47:30.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She slowly opened the door. Then snuck her way inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.54,0:47:34.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As she looked around the cabin....
Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.51,0:47:38.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she noticed a table with three bowls of porridge upon it.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.73,0:47:47.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She took a seat at the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.80,0:47:50.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And had a taste from the first bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.27,0:47:52.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She then made a face.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.97,0:47:54.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:54.97,0:47:57.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This porridge is too hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.75,0:48:19.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This porridge is too cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.73,0:48:41.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This porridge is just right!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.29,0:48:43.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,With her belly now full...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.78,0:48:47.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...the young girl decided it was time for a nap.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.00,0:48:50.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She moved over to the beds that were all in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.72,0:48:55.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She looked them up and down and chose the one that seemed the most comfy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.44,0:48:57.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She untied her corset.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.44,0:49:00.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and let her clothes fall to the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.53,0:49:23.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She laid down on the first bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.93,0:49:25.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Then wiggled around a bit...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.35,0:49:28.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It was quite obvious...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.03,0:49:31.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...that this bed was not to her liking.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.31,0:49:34.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This bed is too hard!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.99,0:50:16.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This bed is too soft!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.35,0:50:43.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This bed is just right!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.20,0:50:50.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And now that Goldilocks had found the perfect bed...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.23,0:50:53.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She drifted off to sleep to dream the perfect dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.84,0:50:55.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But not even she could dream...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.84,0:50:58.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...about what would be in store for her next.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.64,0:51:02.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You see the cabin wasn't really abandoned after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.69,0:51:05.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It was home to the three woodsmen.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.57,0:51:07.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...bear hunters by trade.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:07.53,0:51:12.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and certainly not the family of cute little bears you were told about as a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:12.35,0:51:15.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The bearhunters came down from their morning hunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:15.64,0:51:19.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and soon realized something was amiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.35,0:51:24.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the men looked at the table of porridge and scowled.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.71,0:51:26.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been eating my porridge!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.22,0:51:29.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been eating my porridge too.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.44,0:51:32.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.54,0:51:35.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The men then moved to their beds.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.12,0:51:38.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And it was again obvious something was amiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.61,0:51:41.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the men looked down as his messed up bed...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.36,0:51:44.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and said...someone's been sleeping in my bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.24,0:51:47.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been sleeping in my bed too!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.84,0:51:49.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been sleeping in my bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.84,0:51:51.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and the little wench is still here!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.84,0:51:56.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The bearhunters all gaze upon Goldilocks as she lay there sleeping.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.88,0:52:01.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,They've nay seen a more beautiful woman in all their days.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:01.29,0:52:04.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's been many days since they've seen a woman at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.41,0:52:07.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just then...Goldilocks begins to wake.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.88,0:52:09.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As her eyes flutter....
Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.88,0:52:13.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...She realizes she's surrounded by the woodsmen.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.88,0:52:17.09,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But instead of being afraid like most...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.09,0:52:19.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she's grateful for the company.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.50,0:52:21.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.97,0:52:24.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know I had company.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.20,0:52:27.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.27,0:52:30.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Goldilocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.11,0:52:32.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm lost.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.11,0:52:34.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That we can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.11,0:52:38.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please sirs let me do something to repay you for your kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.67,0:52:40.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can...cook...?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.20,0:52:44.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.56,0:52:50.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The men did indeed have a chore for Goldilocks to attend to.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.38,0:52:52.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually...three.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.31,0:52:57.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But these chores won't be taking place in the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.29,0:52:59.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As the young women looked up at the men....
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.87,0:53:04.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she soon realize the chore they had in mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.61,0:53:17.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This cock is too big.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.04,0:53:25.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This cock is too small.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:31.01,0:53:35.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But this one is just right!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.77,0:53:42.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.20,0:53:44.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'll suck them all!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.89,0:53:46.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And suck them she did.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.89,0:53:52.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She went back and forth and back and forth like a woodsman with a long saw.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.27,0:54:00.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,At this pace she would soon be finished with her chores indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.50,0:59:22.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So it would seem that this innocent young woman....
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.74,0:59:24.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...with hair spun of gold...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:24.74,0:59:27.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...was not such an innocent at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.99,0:59:30.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And as she made her way through the forest...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.71,0:59:36.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...it was obvious that this day would be remembered by all!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.59,0:59:45.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Our next little fairy tale...was said to have a fairy in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.89,0:59:50.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But that like most of the story was a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.30,0:59:53.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the story of Pinocchio.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.78,0:59:58.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He was said to be a puppet with dreams of being a real boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.87,1:00:01.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But that to was a lie.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.67,1:00:07.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact the only truth in the story...and it was a half-truth at that...
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.66,1:00:12.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...was that one day Pinocchio would indeed cross paths with the blue fairy.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:12.99,1:00:16.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And it would forever change his life.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.15,1:00:21.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Our story starts on the day of Pinocchio's 18th birthday.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.23,1:00:25.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can plainly see...he's not a puppet.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:25.64,1:00:27.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He is no longer a boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.64,1:00:30.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But not yet a man.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.38,1:00:35.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And on this day, he's been punished by his father, Geppetto for lying.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.44,1:00:41.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So instead of celebrating he had to stay in and work at the toyshop.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.50,1:00:49.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And as fate would have it...a woman who was commonly referred to as the 'blue fairy' happened by.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:49.23,1:00:51.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She always wore blue.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.23,1:00:55.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But she was of course not a real fairy.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.60,1:00:59.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But she was a real whore!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.03,1:01:03.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And very familiar to those who lived and worked on the boulevard.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.57,1:01:08.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hello there cutie! Why so glum?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:08.33,1:01:13.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a long, sad story.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.53,1:01:16.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a slow night sweetie.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.49,1:01:18.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got nothing but time.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:22.94,1:01:26.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,When the blue fairy heard of Pinocchio's plight,...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.07,1:01:28.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...she offered not to make him a real boy...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.68,1:01:32.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...but to make him a man...in her own special way!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.36,1:01:37.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He was of course, very excited about the offer of such a gift!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.12,1:01:39.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come my lovely.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.12,1:01:44.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me just a couple of secs, and I'll make you a real man!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.16,1:01:46.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been with a girl before?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.86,1:01:50.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.98,1:01:55.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, well...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.27,1:01:58.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...what do we have here then?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:58.04,1:02:01.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel something growing...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.20,1:02:04.63,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What you say, I take a little looksee?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:06.01,1:02:11.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my. You and me are going to have the time of our life!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.11,1:02:16.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's make this a birthday to remember...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.24,1:02:18.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.43,1:02:35.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.40,1:02:43.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.44,1:02:57.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel like to be with a real woman?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.71,1:03:14.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you had anybody play with your cock before?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.83,1:03:18.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think you have!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.30,1:03:35.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look at this! Look at this growing in your pants!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.26,1:03:39.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Make you a big boy tonight?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:39.15,1:03:41.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You like that?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.49,1:03:43.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, of course you do.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.73,1:03:49.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's so nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.10,1:04:03.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get my hands on it. Let me feel this nice cock of yours!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:06.06,1:04:08.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me feel it.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.50,1:04:11.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Make it nice and hard for you?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:53.16,1:12:56.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,See that? See what I did to your cock?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.82,1:04:21.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.93,1:04:25.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like that.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.29,1:04:40.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:45.64,1:04:50.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You like that do you? Very much so.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.06,1:05:03.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how it's grown!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.77,1:05:08.09,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.76,1:05:25.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Feel good does it?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:33.72,1:05:36.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck this hard cock of yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.24,1:05:47.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:05.26,1:06:08.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like being sucked?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:24.06,1:06:27.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My pussy juice all over your face!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:40.06,1:06:43.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's a very good boy!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:43.08,1:06:48.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You making it nice and wet are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:48.03,1:06:49.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Lick that pussy for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.88,1:06:53.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, lick that clit!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.83,1:07:14.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick it inside.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:14.96,1:07:16.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh that's it!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:21.00,1:07:25.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Your fingers in and out for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.78,1:07:41.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good boy!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:54.52,1:08:57.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Feeling the nice wet pussy!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:14.27,1:09:16.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,We going in nice and deep?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.16,1:10:33.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, fuck me!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.83,1:10:36.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me that hard cock!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.64,1:14:04.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He did indeed have the time of his life.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.07,1:14:07.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And it was a birthday that would be remembered forever.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:07.61,1:14:11.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd lost his virginity and become a man.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:11.25,1:14:14.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,All thanks to the blue fairy.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.19,1:14:18.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But the moment would be tarnished when the the two were saying their goodbyes.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:18.57,1:14:20.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well how was that then?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.50,1:14:24.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It was amazing! I shall remember it always!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.80,1:14:27.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I should suspect you would.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:27.68,1:14:29.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How's about a little tip then?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.46,1:14:31.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Tip?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.68,1:14:37.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You know a gratuity? A little something for services rendered.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.18,1:14:39.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A show of appreciation?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.71,1:14:42.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You did appreciate it didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:42.32,1:14:44.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, very much so.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.32,1:14:46.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But I thought this was a gift.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.57,1:14:47.98,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it was.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.98,1:14:49.98,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Except for that last bit then.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.98,1:14:52.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That usually cost extra.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.74,1:14:54.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But...I...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.74,1:14:56.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I haven't got any money.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.10,1:14:59.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You wee, cheeky bugger, you...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.36,1:15:02.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll give you something else to remember!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.02,1:15:04.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I set off on my way!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:04.02,1:15:07.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And this too would not soon be forgotten.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.57,1:15:12.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The blue fairy took some cording from the shop, tied Pinocchio up.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:12.66,1:15:15.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Gave him a rather rigorous birthday spanking....
Dialogue: 0,1:15:15.87,1:15:17.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...and then left him there.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:17.87,1:15:25.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Over the next few hours, poor Pinocchio, with his backside aglow, tried best he could to free himself...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.75,1:15:30.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...but it was of no use.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:30.78,1:15:36.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This maybe where the idea of Pinocchio being a puppet came from...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:36.30,1:15:42.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He did indeed look like a little marionette, dangling on a string.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:42.51,1:15:45.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Pinocchio!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.26,1:15:47.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you done now?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:47.26,1:15:52.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Pinocchio hung there in silence so he wouldn't get punished again.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.57,1:16:01.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For he knew whatever came out of his mouth next, surely, would be a lie.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.95,1:16:08.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This next tall tale is my favorite of all....
Dialogue: 0,1:16:08.49,1:16:11.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Humpty Dumpty and a rather large wall...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.84,1:16:14.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...Most know the rhyme of this oversized chap...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.31,1:16:18.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But for those who don't, here's a speedy recap.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:18.26,1:16:21.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The version from 1803 goes as so...\
Dialogue: 0,1:16:21.36,1:16:26.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.01,1:16:31.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.97,1:16:36.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But in it's original version, it was a much more scandalous rhyme.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:36.46,1:16:38.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The last two lines were actually....
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.69,1:16:42.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...All the king's whores and all the king's men...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:42.18,1:16:45.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...had a big orgy and invited their friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.06,1:16:50.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For you see, Humpty Dumpty was a very wealthy, debaucherous nobleman.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:50.96,1:16:55.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Who used to pay young men and women to perform sex acts...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.73,1:16:59.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd watch the depravity from high atop his castle wall.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.21,1:17:08.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But on this day, the voyeuristic Humpty had fallen down drunk before the festivities had begun.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.04,1:17:18.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can plainly see, the show went on without him.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:29.27,1:18:31.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck it!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:35.29,1:30:39.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And so ends another chapter of The Craving.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:39.08,1:30:43.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you've enjoyed my tantalizing tales.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:43.05,1:30:48.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But please....take heed to the words between these pages...
Dialogue: 0,1:30:48.35,1:30:53.09,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And remember...not everything is as told.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:53.09,1:31:00.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially in the dark fairy tales of old.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:00.95,1:31:02.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,
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