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They told us we were young, yet
we understood the enormity of it.
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We understood what was at stake.
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Our fear was replaced with something
altogether more terrifying...
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..hope.
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Hope is so much worse.
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With hope you have
something to lose...
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{\an1}TAPE REWINDS
VOICE DISTORTS
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
What's happened now?!
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Your TV is such a piece of crap.
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No, it's not.
Your camera's the problem.
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My camera's top of the range!
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It's true. His ma only sends him
really expensive shit, you know,
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to make up for the fact
that she doesn't love him.
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Michelle!
Oh, sorry, that came out wrong.
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I meant... Nope, can't think
of any other way to put that.
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That actor there looks so familiar.
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That's you, Orla.
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We're gonna have to reshoot
this footage. No chance!
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Oh, come on, Michelle!
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These kids from Germany made a
short film about the Berlin Wall,
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and it won an Oscar!
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Aye, but they probably had,
you know, talent.
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Look, we need to face the fact
that we've spent the summer
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making something
that's really quite shite.
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It's not shit, Michelle! Well, the
script might need a bit of work.
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Do not start on the script again!
The script is a masterpiece!
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The script is boring, Erin. It
doesn't make any sense.
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What's it even about? Peace.
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Urgh, I am so fucking sick of peace!
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It's all anyone ever bangs on about.
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OK, I think we should
just cut our losses,
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and make a couple of fake videos
for You've Been Framed.
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Oh, I can fall down three flights of
stairs without even hurting myself!
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It's £250 a pop, people!
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No! Can I ask something? Yeah.
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How much longer are we gonna ignore
the elephant in the room?
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Where? It's tomorrow, girls.
Tomorrow!
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Christ, I feel sick. Why?
You're gonna walk it, Clare.
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I know that! I'm not worried about
me, I'm worried about you four.
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If you fail your GCSEs
the school won't take you back.
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I don't wanna have to make
new friends from scratch,
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I'll have enough on my plate
with the A-levels!
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I'm just praying you lot scrape by!
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That is very considerate of you,
Clare.
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I know!
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{\an1}MUSIC: I'm Gonna Get You
by Bizzare Inc
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Once again, the Maze
was the focal point
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of a troubled peace process today,
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as Mo Mowlam arrived for a visit
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that has been variously described
as mad or brave.
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If we manage to get people
round the table on Monday...
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God, she's a ballsy wee thing,
isn't she?
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I've said it before
and I'll say it again,
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if anyone's gonna sort that lot out
it'll be a woman.
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Where is he? D'you get the butter?
He's done it again. Seamus!
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Keep your voice down, Gerry!
I want him out, Mary!
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He'll hear ye! I don't care!
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He's a psychopath, and he's
outstayed his welcome.
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{\an1}DOOR OPENS
Seamus!
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Seamus! Just what the hell
is your problem, boy?!
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{\an1}That.
CAT MEOWS
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That is my problem, Joe. There is
now a dead shrew on our doorstep.
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And? And if we add that to the three
dead pigeons, the dead mouse,
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and the dead feckin' frog,
that's quite the body count, Joe.
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What's that gotta do with Seamus?
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The fact that the corpses
starting piling up
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within 24 hours of you taking in a
feral cat is no coincidence, Joe.
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It wasn't Seamus!
Seamus wouldn't hurt a fly.
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I've seen him EAT flies.
Seamus didn't kill anything!
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There's a tabby,
two streets away,
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has a vendetta against him.
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They had a falling out.
I don't know the details.
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So, Seamus has been framed
by another cat?!
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Exactly!
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Jesus, that's desperate.
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He could at least put a bell on the
thing. That's a good idea, Daddy.
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That way if Seamus is the culprit...
He isn't!
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Well, then the birds, the mice,
the shrews, the frogs,
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they'll hear him coming.
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Put a bell on him? I dunno, Mary,
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is that not a breach
of his human rights?
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No, because he's a cat.
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He doesn't want to wear a bell,
Mary, he's made that very clear!
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Christ almighty!
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We're going to Michelle's
to watch a film,
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can we borrow your video-cam, Daddy?
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So, big day tomorrow!
Is our Avon order due?
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The weans
get their GCSE results, Sarah.
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Oh, aye.
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Listen, no auld filth, do you hear
me?
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I'm sorry?! I had to pay
an overdue fine last week,
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and American Gigolo is not suitable
viewing for teenage girls.
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I didn't rent American Gigolo,
Daddy.
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I swear!
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Leave the weans alone, Gerry.
Away you go.
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{\an1}DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
Interesting.
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Jesus, this looks class.
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This Scottish drag queen takes on
the entire English army.
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William Wallace wasn't
a drag queen, Michelle.
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He's wearing a skirt, and has a full
face of foundation on him, James.
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Oh, fuck's sake.
You dirty wee bastard.
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What kind of a fucking animal
doesn't REWIND?!
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Dennis, what are you doing here?
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I work here. No, you don't.
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Aye, I do. Since when?
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Jesus Christ, I was asked less
questions when I was interned.
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I don't think I've ever seen you
outside of your wee shop.
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I didn't even know you had legs. Are
yous gonna get something, or not?
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Well, is there anything in particular
you'd recommend, Dennis? No.
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OK, well...
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..we're just having a bit of a read,
and then...
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Bit of a read? This isn't
a fucking library, girls.
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It is a library, Dennis, it's...
It's a video library.
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{\an1}Ah.
HE CHUCKLES
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GET OUT!
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{\an1}GIRLS GASP
DOOR OPENS
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Ladies. What happened, Sister?!
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This? This is nothing.
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You should see the other guy.
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Right.
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We wanted to rent a video, but...
Yeah, I didn't ask.
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Trying to take
our minds off tomorrow.
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Why are you still talking to me?
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The results, you know? Stop it!
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I suppose in many ways you're as
nervous as we are.
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Well, no, because the school
actually receives them
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the day before you do,
and also, I don't care.
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Awk, Sister, it's yourself.
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I've left the new Scorsese over
for you.
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You...have the results already?!
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You know how we did?
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Just try to enjoy what time
you've left, girls.
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{\an8}"Try to enjoy what time we have
left." It doesn't even make any
sense.
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It means we've failed, Erin. It means
no GCSEs, ergo no A-levels,
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ergo no university, ergo the end!
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"Ergo" wise up, Clare.
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You're over-reacting.
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I knew I should have cut ties
with you lot a long time ago.
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It's not our fault!
Of course it's your fault!
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You've dragged me down
to your level,
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your stupidity has
finally rubbed off on me.
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I was a scholar when I met you,
Erin, a scholar!
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You were three! Our lives are over.
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I wouldn't say our lives are over.
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Passing those exams
was our only chance.
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We're girls, we're poor,
we're from Northern Ireland
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and we're Catholic,
for Christ's sake!
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Oh, my God, she's right!
What type of future will we have?!
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We don't need to worry
about the future, Erin.
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If we fail, well, our mas
are gonna fucking wipe us out,
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and dead people don't need jobs.
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Oh, thank you, Michelle,
that's very reassuring(!)
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{\an8}How bad do you think it is? Do you
think it's, like, grounded bad,
or...?
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Run-away-from-home bad. Exactly.
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And if it is run-away-from-home-bad,
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I'm afraid I will need my snorkel
back, James. OK, let's not panic...
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Let's just wait until tomorrow,
and see what we're dealing with.
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Or...we can see what
we're dealing with tonight.
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How?!
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Sh!
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I do have a slight concern that this
plan might be a little flawed.
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Do you wanna find out or not, Clare?
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Shouldn't we wait till dawn?
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No, we shouldn't, Clint Eastwood!
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Won't the alarm go off?
I know the code. How?
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Last summer I had a bit of a thing
with Jackie Ryan...
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Jackie Ryan, the caretaker?!
He's about 60! That's disgusting!
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That's elder abuse!
And he's married.
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I just think that is the
most... Jackie Ryan's son!
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Oh, right.
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We used to sneak in here
all the time.
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Oh, the things we got up to on
them crash mats, girls.
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Thank you, Michelle(!)
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Now we just have to work out how
to get through the actual door.
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We could just smash the
shit out of it.
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I'd rather not smash the shit out of
it, if you don't mind, Michelle!
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This is what they'd do in the
movies.
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What, wave a Video Village card
around like a fucking simpleton?
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Jimmy the Lock, step aside.
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So, if I just...
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..and then it should...
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Yeah, it's not gonna work.
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Can I try something?
Knock yourself out, Orla.
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{\an1}THEY GASP
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Yes!
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We lived on the edge back then.
We were young, wild, fearless.
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We didn't play by the rules.
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I'm gonna shove that camera
up his hole!
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What are we playing at? This is
breaking and entering, girls!
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It's not breaking and entering,
Clare, the door was open.
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It's...entering.
I think I'm coming out in a rash!
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{\an1}DOOR SLAMS
What was that?!
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MAN: Hello?
Jesus Christ! Let's go, let's go!
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MAN: Hello?
Hurry up!
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Quietly!
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Why are we walking backwards?
I'm not sure.
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{\an1}Oi!
THEY GASP
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Oh. Hello, girls.
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Who are you?
What the hell's going on?
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What are you doing here, girls?
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Breaking and entering.
No! Shut up, Orla!
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Netball.
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What?!
We are here for netball practice.
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It's a bit late, isn't it?
Christ, would you look at the time?
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Listen, girls.
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I'm gonna ask yous something now,
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and I want yous to give me
an honest answer.
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Is that clear?!
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Sweet...Jesus.
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We don't know this was someone's
pet! It looks wild to me.
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It's wearing a collar, Da.
And a name tag!
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"Fluffy." God, aye, he looks
like a fluffy, doesn't he?
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He looks like a piece of taxidermy,
Sarah!
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Seamus has crossed a line!
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He's out of control!
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He can't go around killing people's
pets, Da. There'll be a riot!
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We haven't had one of them
in a while.
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He is innocent. Come on, Da!
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This is pretty damning evidence.
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Aye, you're right. It is that.
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Praise the Lord. Well, Seamus, looks
like there's only one thing for it.
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Yeah.
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We're gonna have to
get rid of the body.
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Excuse me? Mm.
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Thanks for giving us a hand, girls.
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Honestly, can't thank you enough.
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Christ, the amount of crap
we had to shift.
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We thought we'd be here all night.
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No sweat. Sorry, what's your name?
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Hans. Hans?!
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Hans? Yeah, Hans. What,
is that like a nickname, or...?
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No, it's a first name, you know,
like Hans Christian Andersen.
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That's very unusual. Isn't it just?
Yeah, my mother, she was Danish.
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Was she now? She was, yeah.
I never knew that. Well, now you do.
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All right, just whack them in there.
237
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Good work.
238
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Fair play to you, love.
239
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,800
I think that's the last of it,
girls.
240
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Let me give you something for
your trouble. Awk, not at all.
241
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It's far too much.
242
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Cheers, Hans.
243
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Mind yourselves, now. Slan.
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{\an1}DOORS SLAM
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{\an1}ENGINE REVS
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Hans? Prick!
247
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They were so sound.
248
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,800
And that Hans fella had an arse
on him like two boiled eggs.
249
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,480
I hope they're getting overtime.
Me too.
250
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,560
Aye, that was some amount
of gear they shifted.
251
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,080
It was, wasn't it?
252
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,200
They didn't actually say where they
were taking it, did they? No.
253
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,520
So...now that I think about it,
254
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,360
weren't those computers, like,
relatively new?
255
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,800
I think they might have been, yeah.
256
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,920
Right, so...
257
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,120
..is it a bit weird that two men
we've never seen before
258
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just sort of took away a load
of really expensive equipment
259
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,600
in the middle of the night?
What are you getting at, Clare?
260
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,600
It's just that...now...on
reflection...
261
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,760
..I'm slightly worried
we might have accidentally
262
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,920
helped burgle the school.
263
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{\an1}SIRENS WAIL
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Sweet merciful Jesus!
265
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,320
{\an1}ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
266
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,040
Armed police! Hands in the air now!
267
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,040
Hands in the air,
slowly turn around,
268
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,280
and place your palms
flat against the wall!
269
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,200
This is a set-up!
270
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,040
You have my full cooperation, sir!
271
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,720
I repeat, put your hands in the air,
272
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,400
slowly turn around and place your
palms flat against the wall!
273
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,240
What the hell's going on?!
274
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,600
What? No! No!
275
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,840
No, no, no, no!
276
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,680
Can I hold your gun?
277
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,720
No, no, no, no!
This is a terrible mistake, officer!
278
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,120
Wait, are they arresting us?
279
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,160
But they haven't said the bit!
You haven't said the bit!
280
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,760
Do you know the bit about
how we don't have to
281
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,760
say anything at this time,
and anything we do say
282
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,840
may be given in evidence?
283
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,400
You know,
our right to remain silent?
284
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,600
You haven't told me about
my right to remain silent!
285
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,840
What about my right to remain
silent?! Shut the fuck up, James!
286
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,720
We didn't do anything,
we're innocent!
287
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,480
Like that matters, Erin,
we're Catholics, for Christ's sake!
288
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,600
Have you never seen
In The Name Of The Father?
289
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,520
They'll think nothing of sending us
down for a crime we didn't commit!
290
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,720
We'll be like the Guildford Four,
the Birmingham Six!
291
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,200
Or the A-Team.
We can't go to prison, girls!
292
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,640
We're too delicate for prison!
293
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,320
We go to convent school, Erin,
for fuck's sake, we'll be grand.
294
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,640
Excuse me, ma'am, can I just say
I'd be absolutely willing
295
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,200
to give evidence against these guys
296
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,840
if the right deal was on
the table. Seriously, Clare?!
297
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:23,480
{\an1}MUSIC: Born Slippy
by Underworld
298
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Pull over.
299
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,600
This is a good spot.
300
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,120
Oh, is it now?
301
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,440
Disposed of a body before,
have you, Joe?
302
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,000
No.
303
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,360
But I've often thought
about how I might.
304
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,600
{\an1}DOOR SLAMS
305
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,240
God love him. Don't be soft, Gerry.
306
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,800
It was him or us.
That's just not true, is it, Joe?
307
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,000
Right, you take his legs,
I'll take his...
308
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,360
..legs. Grand, so.
309
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,640
{\an1}POLICE RADIO CHATTER
310
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,800
Put your back into it,
for Christ's sake!
311
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,600
{\an1}GERRY BREATHES HEAVILY
312
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{\an1}Sir.
DOOR CLOSES
313
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,800
Sir!
314
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,280
MICHELLE: Oh, dickhead!
315
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,080
Please, sit down.
316
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,800
OK, ladies...
317
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,440
We'd just like to ask you
a few questions.
318
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,120
Nice uniform.
319
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,400
Thank you. Oh, you're welcome.
320
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,680
Not now, Michelle.
321
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,960
OK, sir, I would just like
to state for the tape...
322
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,320
There is no tape. ..that we are
completely and totally innocent.
323
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,360
And this is a...horrific
miscarriage of justice.
324
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,480
Grand. Excuse me?!
325
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,120
Here's where we're at, girls.
326
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,880
I'm actually a boy. OK, love.
327
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,320
We've had several reports of
suspicious activity
328
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,440
on the grounds of Our Lady
Immaculate College this evening.
329
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,840
Following up on that lead, we
discover you five on the premises,
330
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,160
that the locks on the side door
have been forced,
331
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,600
and the alarm system deactivated.
332
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,400
Now, we can't get hold
of the headmistress,
333
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,200
one...Sister George Michael.
334
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,440
George Michael?
But the caretaker has informed us
335
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,600
that a substantial amount of
computer equipment
336
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,160
seems to have vanished.
337
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,000
We didn't take it. What were
you doing on the grounds, girls?
338
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,720
We went there to...
We thought that we could...
339
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,640
We were just trying to...
340
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,720
Break in.
341
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,800
We would like to speak to a
solicitor, please. All in good time.
342
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,520
For the tape, the inspector
is refusing us
343
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,880
the right of legal representation.
344
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,600
There is no tape. Well, why can't we
speak to a solicitor?!
345
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,480
I didn't say you couldn't. You're
trying to stitch us up, aren't you?
346
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,880
Why would I do that?
Because we're fenians.
347
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,440
That is a very serious
allegation, girls.
348
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,600
{\an8}Are you denying that your
organisation is prejudiced,
Inspector?
349
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,160
For the tape, the inspector
is refusing to answer.
350
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,600
There is no tape!
351
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,320
If your organisation isn't
prejudiced, Inspector,
352
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,280
then you won't mind telling
us how many Catholic officers
353
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,880
are serving in it at this time.
354
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,200
I think we're losing sight
355
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,600
of who's questioning who here,
girls. How many?
356
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,200
{\an1}HE STAMMERS
357
00:16:55,240 --> 00:17:00,640
Well, if you count the Jewish fella
from, uh, Ballymena, three.
358
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,680
In the entire police force,
359
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:08,480
you have three Catholic officers,
and one of those officers is a Jew?
360
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,800
Lovely fella, by the way.
He is, yeah.
361
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,800
I would like to speak to our lawyer
immediately. Who is our lawyer?
362
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,840
I don't know.
Look, we're just trying to work out
363
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,240
what happened here, girls.
364
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,120
It was Hans!
365
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,880
Hans? Hans and his friend,
they did it!
366
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,200
Hans?
367
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,320
You know, like,
Hans Christian Andersen.
368
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,800
His mother was Danish. Do you think
you could describe this Hans?
369
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,640
Well, I could pick that arse
out of a line-up.
370
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,960
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
371
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,400
OK, before this goes any further,
you're minors,
372
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,040
we need to get a parent or
a guardian down here, ASAP.
373
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,880
Who would you like us to call?
374
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,880
Can you just give us a minute?
375
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,080
We can't call my ma!
376
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,960
Well, we're not calling mine!
Mine neither!
377
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,160
Do not look at Orla, her ma
is just an extension of my ma!
378
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,520
What about someone's dad?
Das can't be trusted!
379
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,760
Das are in the pockets of mas.
It's true.
380
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,520
Das are just Ma enablers.
381
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,680
Well, who, then?!
Oh, God, there's nobody!
382
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,680
They'll just wear us down
until we say we did it!
383
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,600
We'll be forced to sign false
confessions, there's no way out!
384
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,040
What if we wear them down first?
385
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,400
How?
386
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,600
I know who we should call.
387
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:29,280
So, I says to myself, says I, Colm,
who'd be ringing you at this hour?
388
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,360
And sure, if I hadn't been in
the middle of a Maeve Binchy,
389
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,200
I'd have probably slept
through the thing altogether.
390
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,560
What was it we asked him?
I can't remember, sir. Jesus.
391
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,920
..I'm like a dead one.
392
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,720
Mr McCool, if I could just...
393
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,440
Your nieces and their friends
claim they saw the men
394
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,880
who carried out this burglary.
We did see them.
395
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,280
They've given us some rather vague
descriptions. Hardly vague!
396
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,560
I apologise, Miss Mallon,
you did provide us
397
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,760
with quite specific details
of the suspect's rear end.
398
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,160
Apology accepted.
We also gave you a name.
399
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,080
Nobody in Londonderry
is called Hans, girls.
400
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,680
Well, you say that, now,
401
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,360
but there's a young lad up in
Pennyburn called Diego.
402
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,880
Is this relevant?
The mother, she's a Derry woman,
403
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,040
but the father, he was Spanish.
404
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,920
Though not on the scene,
by all accounts.
405
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,320
{\an1}Thank you, if we could just...
KNOCK ON DOOR
406
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,680
Alex, don't leave me.
407
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,080
It's every man for himself, sir.
408
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,640
..Diego's father, this is, well, he
came over with the Spanish Armada,
409
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,880
then cleared off, leaving her
to raise the wean on her own,
410
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,160
but that story didn't totally
add up, was the thing.
411
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,120
I need you to stop talking now.
412
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:46,080
The problem being that the Spanish
Armada landed here in 1588,
413
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,400
and that the son, Diego,
as she called him,
414
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,320
well, he was born more
than four centuries later.
415
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,760
I will caution you.
She made the whole thing up!
416
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,160
As mad as a bag of cats, she was.
417
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,320
Sir. And she had been clattering
the wean in thon fake tan stuff,
418
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,600
to make him more Spanish-y
looking, you know?
419
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,000
There's a van matching the
descriptions on CCTV.
420
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,240
Which how suspicions
were raised, you see,
421
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,880
because there was a powerful whiff
off the wee critter. That'll do.
422
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,200
Thank you very much for your time.
423
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,800
You've been a huge help.
424
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,600
We'll take it from here.
425
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,240
We can go?
426
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,160
Yes, please. Do, go, right now.
427
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,600
And for the love of suffering Jesus,
take him with ye.
428
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,800
Thank you, you're a legend, Colm,
a legend!
429
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,480
Thank you, Colm! Any time, weans!
Any time at all!
430
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,440
Ah, Jim. What about ya?
431
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,360
You remember Cara?
432
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,600
Not your Kathleen's girl?
Jesus, she's shot up!
433
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,760
Aye, she's staying with me
this week, so she is.
434
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,400
Past her bedtime, though, now.
Wise up, Granda!
435
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,520
Jim was wondering if we've
seen Cara's rabbit, Da.
436
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,240
Oh, dear Jesus. A rabbit?
437
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,280
Yeah, Cara's rabbit went missing,
Daddy.
438
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,880
They were wondering if
we might have seen it. Right.
439
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,400
Cara was gonna take it a walk
earlier, but the hutch was open,
440
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,680
and there was no sign of him.
441
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,520
She was gonna take it a walk?
442
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,000
That's right. The rabbit? Aye,
you're supposed to walk 'em, Mary.
443
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,080
Really? Really.
444
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,680
So, Seamus about, is he?
445
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,120
What business have you with Seamus?
Don't cover for him, Joe.
446
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,600
I don't know what you mean.
447
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,520
He's still refusing to wear a bell,
I hear.
448
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,440
What about it?
People have been talking, Joe.
449
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,080
People are concerned.
450
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,720
The pigeons, the mice,
that's how it starts.
451
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,200
Next thing you know,
pets are disappearing.
452
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,000
Seamus didn't touch the rabbit!
453
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,320
Well, if I find out any differently,
Joe... You won't.
454
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,720
{\an1}I'm watching you.
BELL TINKLES
455
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,160
I'm watching all of yous.
456
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,120
Come on, Cara, love.
457
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,280
Right, we need to get that wean
a new rabbit.
458
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,480
Well, what a great but
ultimately uneventful evening.
459
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,200
The robbery was my favourite part.
460
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,400
What?!
461
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,680
Oh, sub-plot in Braveheart!
462
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,080
What did you guys get up to?
463
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,240
Nothing! Nothing much.
Nothing to report.
464
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,520
Oh, what's this?
465
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,000
Fluffy who?
466
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,480
Oh, thanks, love.
I was looking for that.
467
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,960
They're all the rage, girls.
468
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,480
{\an1}BELL TINKLES
CAT MEOWS
469
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,080
Ah, don't look at me like that, you.
470
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,920
I had no choice.
471
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,840
{\an1}PUPILS CHATTER
472
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,240
Christ, this could not get any worse!
473
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,520
Straight As! Straight As!
474
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,160
I stand corrected!
475
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,680
Should we say a wee prayer first,
maybe?
476
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,160
Yeah, I'd say our lord is up there
now, looking down on the world,
477
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,600
thinking the floods and the famine
can wait,
478
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,560
for there is a child in Derry
479
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,440
who needs me to magically
alter the contents of an envelope.
480
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,840
That's very good, Sister Michael,
that's very funny!
481
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,800
Ach, don't be such a lick,
Geraldine.
482
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,120
Oh, just get on with it, please.
483
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,160
Oh, my God, I passed, I passed!
484
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,000
Me too! Me three!
485
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,720
Aye, by the skin of your teeth,
Michelle.
486
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,040
Straight As, straight As!
487
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,000
Oh, my God, Erin, snap!
488
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,120
Look, an A, four Bs,
three Cs, and a D!
489
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,800
What?! Let me see that,
that can't be right.
490
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,320
How?
491
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,920
How have you got the same results
as me? This can't be right!
492
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,560
Christ, you don't think there's been
some sort of a mix-up, do you?
493
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,560
Orla just does really well at exams,
494
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,880
despite the fact she obviously,
you know...is subnormal.
495
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,400
Aaw! Thank you, Sister.
496
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,800
You said we failed!
I didn't say you failed.
497
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,480
I IMPLIED you failed.
498
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,680
Why? Bit of a slow day.
499
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,760
We passed! We did it! We did it!
500
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,520
Oh, hello there.
501
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,720
There was a bit of an incident
last night in the school.
502
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,840
Have you seen this before, Sister?
No.
503
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,120
Shit!
504
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,760
We just found it
in the computer lab.
505
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,440
Gonna spin through the footage now.
506
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,320
Ah, fuck-a-doodle-doo!
507
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:32,480
{\an1}MUSIC: Wannabe
by The Spice Girls
508
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,920
# I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want
509
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,400
# So, tell me what you want
What you really, really want
510
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,920
# I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
511
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,840
# I wanna really, really, really
wanna zig-a-zig-ah
512
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,520
# If you want my future
513
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,600
# Forget my past
514
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,360
# If you wanna get with me
515
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,200
# Better make it fast
516
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,400
# Now don't go wasting
my precious time... #
517
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,000
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