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♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts ♪
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♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts. ♪
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D'oh.
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♪ ♪
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(playing harmonizing notes)
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You know, you play pretty well
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for someone
with no real problems.
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That's 'cause I had
the best teacher. (giggles)
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-(saxophone playing jazz music)-ANNOUNCER: If you love sports
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and house flipping shows, telenovelas mexicanas
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and Holocaust documentaries,
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get Everything+.
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We'll stream anything,
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even shows that Peacock rejected.
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We've got vintage cartoons
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with the racism and violence edited out,
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so they're four seconds long.
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(whistling tune)
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Gurr, why, look, it's Mr. Crow Jangles.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Scratch that itch, scratch that itch ♪
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♪ The lotto's gonna make you rich ♪
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-(jazz music stops playing)
-Hey, that's
a Bleeding Gums Murphy song.
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But they changed the lyrics.
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He never would've sung
this garbage.
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♪ Only a dollar ♪
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♪ Scratch and you'll holler. ♪
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This is sacrilegious.
Listen to the original.
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(blues music playing)
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♪ So filled with sorrow ♪
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♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪
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♪ Get in it to win it ♪
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♪ It just takes a minute ♪
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♪ Neither the state lottery nor any of their employees ♪
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♪ Or agents make any warranty express or implied ♪
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♪ Including warranties of merchantability and fitness ♪
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♪ For a particular purpose or assumed liability ♪
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♪ For the accuracy, completeness or usefulness ♪
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♪ Of information from this song. ♪
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I can't believe
they're using a jazz legend
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to sell lottery tickets.
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Why do you hate the lottery?
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It's my retirement plan.
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Ugh.
The lottery is a tax on people
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who can't calculate
the insanely low odds of winning
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because they went to schools
that are underfunded
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because of-- guess what--
scams like the lottery.
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(breathes deeply)
And they trick poor dopes
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into buying tickets
they can't afford.
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♪ Only a dollar ♪
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♪ Scratch and you'll holler ♪
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♪ I've got a one-in-50 million chance to win. ♪
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Bleeding Gums
would've been furious.
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He hated gambling.
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Really? How do you know?
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Because I'm Bleeding Gums's
biggest expert.
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I edit his web page.
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All right, all right,
working on that title.
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And I made a bust
of his embouchure.
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So that's what an embouchure is.
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I learned something today.
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And now to forget it.
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Gone.
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-♪ Scratch that itch ♪
-♪ Scratch that itch ♪
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♪ I can buy a diamond collar for my bitch ♪
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♪ Sólo un dólar ♪
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♪ Scratch y usted llegará holler ♪
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♪ That's the end of our pitch. ♪
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-(Lisa groans)
-Oh, lighten up, Lisa.
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As Jesus said,
"You've got to play to win."
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He didn't say that.
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After he turned water into wine,
he said a lot of stuff
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that he didn't remember
in the morning.
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Hey, Sticks, Soaky,
Count Four Count,
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Hi Hat Pat, The Three Bottoms,
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-Salty Joe
and the Irregular Heartbeats...
-(plays chord)
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...No Nickname Henderson,
Daly Night, Nighty Day,
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and the Backup Boys.
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♪ Ooh, woo, ooh ♪
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♪ We're expendable. ♪
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I am sure
you're all as upset as me.
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Hell yeah!
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-About what?
-About Bleeding Gums's music
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being misappropriated
by the lottery.
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It happens all the time.
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America's only original art form
is stealing Black music.
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Well, there's only one way
to stop them:
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boycott the lottery.
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Shh. They're announcing
the lotto numbers.
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(excited chatter)
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BROCKMAN: Six, 27,
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32, 14...
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-(disappointed chatter)
-Oh, man. Come on.
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Let me tell you something, people. One more number,
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and I'm a winner.
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If it happens, that's the last
you'll see of me.
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I despise this town,
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especially
the death-stalking ghouls
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who watch local news.
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And the last number is...
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-(chime sounds)
-62. I lost.
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(groans)
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In other news, Kent Brockman's
"Hooray for Springfield!"
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airs tomorrow at 8:00.
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(chuckles):
Oh, I love this town.
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Just once,
I want to be one of those guys
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who wins the lottery
and blows it on a single binge
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that haunts him to his grave.
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(Lisa sighs)
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Aw, what's wrong?
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A jazz god's work
has been misappropriated.
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But I'm gonna fix it.
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Come here, kid.
This is important.
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Lisa, if you ever listen
to one thing I say, it's this:
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don't try to save anyone
or anything.
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Please, please,
do not waste your time
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chasing lost causes.
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The environment? It's over.
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Democracy? Hanging by a thread.
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Broadcast television?
Only losers still watch that.
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-(drill whirs) -(man screaming)
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So promise me
you won't waste time
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on this jazz dealy.
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You have my word.
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I won't waste any more time
on lost causes.
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(quietly): Because time spent
on lost causes is never wasted.
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What did you just mutter?
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Something that undercut
what I said.
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That's my girl.
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The Springfield Lottery
has been accused
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of misappropriating
a revered musician's work.
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Tonight, because...
(chuckles)
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...this crap station
is still stuck with me,
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I'm hosting a debate between the
state lottery and Lisa Simpson,
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who has anointed herself
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the world's foremost
Bleeding Gums Murphy expert.
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I'm still working on that name.
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But I can tell you
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he would not want
his incredible music
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used for this carnival of greed
known as the lottery.
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-Little girl, you claim to know
everything about Mr. Murphy.
-I do.
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-Do you even know
his first name?
-Oscar.
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-Do you know his favorite key?
-B-flat.
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Mm, that's right.
Favorite brand of reed?
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Légère.
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Favorite type of jazz?
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-Straight-ahead.
-Huh.
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Do you know the name
of his first recording?
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Well, his first album
was Broken Elevator Blues.
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-Yes...
-But his first recording
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was at Minton's Playhouse
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playing
alongside Thelonious Monk
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when Bleeding Gums was 16.
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Hmm, right again.
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She'll know this.
She'll know this.
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Aha. How old is his son?
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He has a son?
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-(buzzer buzzes)
-(gasps)
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I did not know that.
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No further questions,
Your Honor.
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But this isn't a courtroom.
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Overruled.
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-We'll be right back.
-(musical sting plays)
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(crying) I feel like a fool.
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How could I love someone so much
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and not know something
so important about him?
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Don't worry, Lisa.
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-To me, you're perfect.
-I am?
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Yes. But I'm just an image
created by your mind,
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so I say what you want.
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Oh, that's pleasant.
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Come on, Lis.
Let's play Target Lisa.
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Sorry, I'm too sad.
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I can barely play
the soulless sounds of Kenny G.
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No one likes Kenny G.
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That's why they killed
Kenny A through F.
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I didn't even know
my hero had a son. (sniffles)
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Watching you cry
makes me feel the need to act.
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Ah, much better.
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I'm gonna find your son.
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And I'm gonna find out
what he thinks
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about the way
your songs are being used.
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Well, here's a clue. I named him
after my favorite piano player.
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Monk. M-Monk Murphy.
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That's right.
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Now that you've got the name,
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just check the phone book.
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What's a phone book?
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I have been dead a long time.
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Hi. I'm Lisa Simpson.
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And you're Monk Murphy.
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Oh, my God.
You look just like your father.
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Let me guess.
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You're one of the musicians
my dad mentored.
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Do you want to come in
and see pictures of him?
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Well, I don't want to impose
on your time.
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-Okay.
-Oh, yes!
Please, please, please.
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Let me just tell you,
I loved your dad.
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For a blues musician,
he could really cheer people up.
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Just thinking about him
makes me smile. (chuckles)
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And I found out
he recorded a song just for you.
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"Monk's New Tune."
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(singing along):
♪ Before I was saved by my better half ♪
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♪ I once disappeared ♪
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♪ In a black-and-white photograph. ♪
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Please, I'm sorry.
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That's not something
I can enjoy.
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I understand. You miss your dad.
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I do. But I can't enjoy music
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because I can't hear it.
Never could.
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I was born profoundly deaf.
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Oh. But this whole time
we were talking,
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-you seemed to hear everything.
-I read lips.
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Then read this:
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I'm your dad's biggest fan.
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(chuckles) Did you love him
as much as I do?
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Yes. He was a great dad.
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He even refereed
my soccer games.
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(whistle blows, jazz tune plays)
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-(Lisa exhales)
-You know,
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his whole world
was music and me.
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So he took it kind of hard
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when he found out
that I couldn't hear.
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(clanging loudly)
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This boy's hearing loss
is so profound,
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you could fire a gun
right next to his head,
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and he wouldn't hear it.
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That's not how you tested him,
is it?
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Of course not.
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There have been
great advancements, though.
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With a cochlear implant
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combined with auditory
and language therapy,
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he could potentially
hear quite well.
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But I have to warn you, like
any important medical miracle,
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it's only for rich people
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and doctors
who get a huge discount.
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(laughs)
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Son,
I'm gonna work night and day
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to get you
that cochlear implant.
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Uh, do you have any other skills
besides playing jazz?
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I also teach jazz.
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Uh, how are you paying
for this appointment?
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With this.
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Looks like about $16.
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Yeah. I had a good month.
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Wow. That must be
when your father wrote
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"Sixteen Bucks
Just Ain't Enough."
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Do you still want to get
the cochlear implant?
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I do. Very much.
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But I take after my dad.
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He played jazz for a living.
I run a nonprofit.
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I make a lot more than he did
but not enough.
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Wait. Did you know
they're using your dad's song
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00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:31,354
for the Springfield Lottery?
255
00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:33,873
Oh, my God. What?
But he hated gambling.
256
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,967
I know. Did he tell you that?
257
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:38,711
Uh, no.
I learned it on the website,
258
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,530
Bleeding Gummy Bears.
259
00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,975
(chuckles):
Yes! Finally nailed the title.
260
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,293
But the lottery
must be giving you money.
261
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,388
Enough for the implant. Right?
262
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:51,207
Nope. I'm afraid
I haven't gotten any money.
263
00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:54,301
I'm sorry, what?
I was destined to find you.
264
00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,713
My new mission in life
is to make you happy.
265
00:10:56,806 --> 00:10:58,231
You're my new cause.
266
00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:00,158
Hold up.
I'm not anybody's cause.
267
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:03,310
I enjoy who I am.
I love my community.
268
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,906
And, you know, sometimes I like
turning off annoying sounds
269
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,558
by just closing my eyes.
270
00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,727
Oh, yes. I hate annoying noises.
271
00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:13,396
Now just listen.
Here's what we're gonna do.
272
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:17,008
We're gonna bring
those publishers to their knees.
273
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,301
You and I are g...
274
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,388
...gonna lawyer up, and I...
275
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,558
Then, eventually,
the Supreme Court will hear...
276
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,187
...going to restore
your dad's legacy.
277
00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:32,248
Now? I have to eat.
I have a blood sugar thing.
278
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:36,027
It's so much easier if you
don't work against me here.
279
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,938
It's cool. They know me here.
280
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,181
(coughs)
281
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,591
(raspy voice):
Mind if I open this window?
282
00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:44,093
This place has windows?
283
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,187
(coughs)
I'm home.
284
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,190
Ooh, they put up
a memorial wall.
285
00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:51,692
That's McCoy Tyner.
He played with Coltrane.
286
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,379
Gerald Wilson,
the west coast Duke Ellington.
287
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,198
And look, Sarah Vaughan.
(gasps)
288
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,959
Oh, no. Etta Pryor passed?
289
00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:01,553
No, baby, I didn't.
290
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,889
I am not gonna lean
against this wall anymore.
291
00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:07,726
Now scat. (chuckles)
No, no, no. Baby, please.
292
00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,635
Not that kind of scatting.
293
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730
(scatting)
294
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,125
We just wanted some information
about my dad.
295
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,794
Monk Murphy?
(chuckles)
296
00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:21,147
Your dad used to bring you here
when you was just a baby.
297
00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,649
You know,
I wrote so many songs about you.
298
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,393
Like, uh, um, um, "Please Change
the Baby's Diaper."
299
00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,747
"That Baby Spit Up
on My Good Dress."
300
00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,749
And "Who Brings a Baby
to a Jazz Club?"
301
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,250
Now, that was a smash hit.
302
00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:34,160
Oh, it's so good
to see you again.
303
00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,813
No one
knew your dad better than me.
304
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,906
I knew him better than his mama,
305
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,426
his preacher and his supplier
306
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:43,336
at the Sunglass Hut.
307
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,321
Great. Who owns the rights
to his music?
308
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:48,157
I don't know.
But I do know this.
309
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,843
Let me tell you
about Bleeding Gums.
310
00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:54,105
♪ He was a scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy man ♪
311
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,681
♪ With no business sense ♪
312
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,500
Oh, look,
don't you listen to him,
313
00:12:57,593 --> 00:13:00,686
'cause nobody
knew Bleeding Gums like me.
314
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:03,114
♪ I went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪
315
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,675
♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪
316
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:08,194
-♪ Bad businessman ♪
-♪ Yeah, through the '90s ♪
317
00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:10,863
-♪ Went on tour with him,tour with him, tour with him ♪
-♪ Bad business, bad business ♪
318
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,366
-♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪
-♪ Bad businessman ♪
319
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,518
-♪ Havana, New Orleans, Manhattan ♪
-♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪
320
00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:17,370
-♪ And Tokyo, Paris and Amsterdam ♪
-♪ Bad businessman ♪
321
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,038
-♪ In the '90s ♪
-♪ Not helping, not helping ♪
322
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,739
-♪ He was a bad, bad ♪
-♪ Not helping, not helping ♪
323
00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:22,041
-♪ In the '90s ♪
-♪ Not helping, not helping. ♪
324
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,427
(Count and Etta scatting)
325
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,534
Oh, what's that?
326
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:34,479
"Treasured Artist Records."
His publisher.
327
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:36,689
That's where we go.
328
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,402
-♪ Bad businessman ♪
-♪ Through the '90s. ♪
329
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,809
Now we'll find out
who's selling your dad's music.
330
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,829
-"Check Is
in the Mail Publishing."
-(show tune plays)
331
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,738
"Fair Shake Records,
a Subsidiary
332
00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,666
-of Exploitainment Partners."
-(Latin music plays)
333
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,910
-"Rhythm and Soul Records,
Harvey Whitebread, Owner."
-(hip-hop music plays)
334
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,730
Ugh. Oh! Here we are.
335
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:05,510
Look, before I can even talk
to you, sign this. Please.
336
00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:08,662
Why'd you do that?
337
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,423
All I got was "please."
338
00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,334
That mustache
makes his lips hard to read.
339
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:15,669
Ah, thanks. I work hard
on not having readable lips.
340
00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:17,522
Or handwriting. Or fingerprints.
341
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:20,007
(laughs)
Yeah.
342
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:22,026
How could you sell
Bleeding Gums's song
343
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:25,346
to the lottery? It belongs
to him and his family.
344
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,848
No, you're right.
Uh, Bleeding Gums wrote it.
345
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,275
Then he came to us to distribute it.
346
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,444
He should've read the contract boilerplate,
347
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,446
which we never showed him nor told him actually existed.
348
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:36,115
And, boy, is there a lot of boilerplate.
349
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,784
But, uh, he got his share.
350
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:42,271
"Worldwide royalties, 92 cents"?
351
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:45,032
This is half
of what they promised.
352
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,126
This is the 21st century, bub,
353
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:49,128
where artists own their work.
354
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,947
Although they often have
to release it for free
355
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,409
on the Internet.
But we are gonna sue you.
356
00:14:54,411 --> 00:14:55,894
We don't own the rights anymore.
357
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,121
We sold them
to a powerful consortium
358
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,123
including Nike,
Lay's potato chips,
359
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,049
Turkish oligarchs and Evil Corp.
360
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,794
His hologram's been on tour
in Europe.
361
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:05,978
(saxophone playing jazz music)
362
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,798
♪ Oh, I been so lonely ♪
363
00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,300
♪ Since the day I was born ♪
364
00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:14,654
♪ All I got is this rusty ♪
365
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,498
♪ This rusty old horn. ♪
366
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,251
Well, you tell your consortium
367
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,903
that there's
46 pounds of trouble
368
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,480
standing right here.
369
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,816
It could take years and years
to beat them,
370
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,092
but you're into that, right?
371
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,820
-(sighs) Not really.
-What?
372
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,838
I'm happy. Let me rephrase that.
373
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,599
I was happy
374
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,251
until a little girl came
and told me I wasn't.
375
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,772
Please, stop helping me.
376
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:43,349
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me one more chance.
377
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,501
Read my lips.
378
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,195
Nope.
379
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,175
I guess you were right, Dad.
380
00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,600
I'm ready to quit.
381
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,936
I'm proud of you, sweetie.
382
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,288
I've never even tried.
383
00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,182
I'm very proud of you, boy.
384
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,866
I'm going to my room.
385
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,019
Nothing beats
a lonely, dark room
386
00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,687
after a giant mistake.
387
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,965
Love you.
(slurps)
388
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:10,284
Mm. I think something's wrong
with Lisa.
389
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,286
Something was wrong with Lisa.
390
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,289
Good news, Marge.
I got it all handled.
391
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,790
Oh, boy.
392
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,685
Maybe I should talk to her.
393
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,370
She just told me she agreed
with everything I said.
394
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,630
If you interfere,
it'll ruin all my hard work
395
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,632
and send this home
into a tailspin
396
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,727
that it may never recover from.
397
00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:30,046
(sighs)
Are you sure she's okay?
398
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:32,991
(saxophone
plays melancholy jazz)
399
00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:36,643
She's in her happy place,
sad music.
400
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,903
All right, then.
401
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,646
Good night, sweetie.
402
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:42,500
Uh, sweetie?
Could you close your eyes?
403
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,335
They're really bright.
404
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,245
(Marge groans)
405
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:50,066
♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪
406
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,010
This is so sad.
407
00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:53,903
What's on the B side?
408
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,471
Oh.
409
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,908
Hmm.
410
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,227
I'm taking a walk.
411
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,189
I just wish you were here.
412
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,483
You always knew what to say.
413
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,253
Little Lisa,
414
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:13,089
I'm always magically here
for you,
415
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,700
like Will Smith
in The Legend of Bagger Vance
416
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:20,038
or, better yet, Morgan Freeman
in Driving Miss Daisy.
417
00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:22,415
(playing theme
from Driving Miss Daisy)
418
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:29,121
May I drive you
to the Kwik-E-Mart, Miss Lisa?
419
00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,364
(Southern accent):
Yes, Hoke.
420
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,534
And teach me about equality
and civil rights
421
00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,961
in a way that doesn't
make me feel too guilty.
422
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,889
In return, in 30 years,
423
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:41,208
I will ask you your last name.
424
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,211
(chuckles):
Hey, whoa. What are you doing?
425
00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:46,472
I was forming
an unlikely friendship.
426
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,141
Hey, me, too.
Against how many odds?
427
00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:50,568
All.
428
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:52,737
(normal voice): But I see you
as so much more than that.
429
00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,630
It's your legacy
I'm fighting for.
430
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:58,242
And evil corporations can't win
against someone like me
431
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,820
who has a big heart,
gumption and...
432
00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:02,488
Oh, crap.
433
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,990
I'm just a kid,
this is real life,
434
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,476
and there's only so much
I can do.
435
00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:10,070
All right.
I surrender to reality.
436
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,572
Little Lisa,
437
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,833
you're finally starting
to understand
438
00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:15,985
what the blues is all about.
439
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,220
(Lisa groans)
440
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,675
Is this where Monk Murphy works?
441
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,103
Yes. He's directing a production
of Richard III.
442
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,088
I believe it's the first time
an eight-year-old deaf girl
443
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,756
has played that role.
444
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,017
Wow. I am so there.
445
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,004
Now is the winter
of our discontent
446
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:38,524
made glorious summer
by this son of York.
447
00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:42,102
Son of York!
448
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,497
Son
of York!
449
00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:49,460
A mentor. Just like your dad.
450
00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,462
Uh, I came to apologize.
451
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:54,465
Hey, you really don't need
to apologize to me.
452
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,283
Oh, really?
But I worked so hard on it.
453
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,043
Four drafts. Single-spaced.
454
00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,378
It's really good.
455
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,697
How about you
just give me the gist?
456
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,050
Sure. You'll love the gist.
It's such a great gist.
457
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,127
Okay, here we go.
458
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,963
"Your dad saved me once
when I was really sad.
459
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,298
"So when I found out
you existed,
460
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:12,799
"even before I met you,
461
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:16,045
"I thought saving you somehow
was what I was meant to do.
462
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,138
"Now I know
the right thing to do
463
00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,140
"would have been
to just listen to you
464
00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:23,569
when you said you didn't need
or want saving."
465
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:26,813
Awesome. And guess what?
I'm getting the implant.
466
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,148
(gasps)
That's wonderful.
467
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,075
How did you get the money?
468
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,395
I finished ninth in the lottery.
469
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:35,898
"Get in it to win it,
it just takes a minute."
470
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,917
Ugh. Forget I asked.
471
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,569
Okay, I'm about to activate
the device.
472
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:42,421
This is gonna be so great.
473
00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,515
I've picked
something very special
474
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,227
for the first sounds
you'll ever hear.
475
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:52,932
(groans)
476
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,859
Screw you, Bart!
477
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:57,028
"Screw you, Bart"? I heard that.
478
00:19:57,255 --> 00:19:59,271
Wow. Beautiful.
479
00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:03,092
Woo-hoo! A forgotten prank
made me the center of attention.
480
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,852
Oh, no, no, that's not it.
481
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,855
This is what I wanted you
to hear.
482
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,857
("Monk's New Tune" playing)
483
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,861
♪ Well, I hear the man say ♪
484
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,790
♪ Heads up, fellas ♪
485
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,776
♪ I hear the band play ♪
486
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:23,537
♪ Monk's new tune ♪
487
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,039
♪ My ears hear ♪
488
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,892
♪ The music my hands ♪
489
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:32,146
♪ Were blessed to play. ♪
490
00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:34,381
Oh, my God.
491
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,642
I can hear his voice
for the first time.
492
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,810
Thank you, Lisa.
493
00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:40,238
This is totally going
on the website.
494
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:44,800
Oh, you made an old jazz man
happy, little Lisa.
495
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:48,246
Also, uh... what's a website?
496
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,081
Captioning sponsored by
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497
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,974
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498
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,567
And FORD.
We go further, so you can.
499
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,461
Captioned by
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500
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,319
("Happy Talk" playing)
501
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:07,581
♪ Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk ♪
502
00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:11,844
♪ Talk about things you'd like to do ♪
503
00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:14,179
♪ You've got to have a dream ♪
504
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:17,016
♪ If you don't have a dream ♪
505
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:21,696
♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪
506
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:26,008
Couldn't you dream us
getting better seats?
507
00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,601
Much better.
508
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:30,270
♪ Ooh, you've got to have a dream ♪
509
00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:32,957
♪ If you don't have a dream ♪
510
00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:36,669
♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪
511
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,465
Shh.
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