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- Okay, okay, we have to hurry up and get out there.
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I'm talking to this guy and
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I don't wanna get ahead of myself,
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but I have a really good gut feeling about him.
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- Ooh, is it that tall hot guy who bought you a drink?
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The one who looks like the baby of KJ Apa
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- and Liam Hemsworth? - Yes!
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With the personality of Noah Centineo.
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But not him on Twitter, him in his movies,
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'cause he's a douche on Twitter.
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- You're deluding yourself.
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- What the hell, Kate? - Seriously, again?
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- Yeah, I mean, he's probably already forgotten your name.
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- Can we please go clubbing
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without your suite mate next time?
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- You shit on like every dude.
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What's your deal?
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- Do you wanna know my deal?
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'Cause I'll tell you my deal.
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This pretty like messed up thing happened in senior year.
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You guys ready for this story?
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- Go ahead.
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- [Kate] Stories about a guy
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don't always begin with the guy.
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They begin with the calm before the storm.
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That brief moment where everything is perfect.
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When he hasn't ruined your life yet.
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- Do you think something's wrong with us?
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There's a rumor going around that we're virgins.
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I mean we are but like I feel like this Cabo trip
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is just an excuse for everyone to hook up.
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- [Kate] Hannah's been my ride or die
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since the first day of second grade,
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the one person in our school who truly got me.
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- Who's gonna hook up with who though?
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- Kate!
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Gossiping about people's personal lives is a gateway.
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Okay, it's like the jewel of interpersonal relationships.
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- Oh, no, no, it's my crack.
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Like I will snort it straight through my eyeballs.
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What?
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It's not like they're not talking shit about us either.
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It is second semester of senior year.
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We all hate each other.
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- I don't hate you.
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Okay, this is so bad,
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but Olivia Lee and Will Park for sure.
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- Definitely.
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They are so lusty.
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Every time I see them,
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I feel like the whole school is going to get fertilized.
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What about Aria Goldman?
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- [Hannah] Anyone she wants.
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You know that photo of Tienanmen Square?
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She's literally the human version of that tank.
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- [Kate] It's so weird they let Emma Daniels
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hang out with them.
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There is no way she's on the same strata of cool.
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- Yeah, but her mom created the little chips
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that go in all the cellphones,
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so she's like crazy loaded.
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She could buy all of us and sell us three times over.
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- Hm.
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- What about Bogdan?
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- Oh now his level of hotness is confusing,
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because either his face distracts from his clothes,
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or his clothes distract from his face,
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like I can never really tell which.
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I'm gonna say nobody and Rachel Katz.
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Actually no, I take that back,
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she's definitely gonna hook up with her hand.
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- Okay, I'm so evil for laughing but,
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I don't know, I'm not gonna be hooking up
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with anyone either, so.
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- Well, that's only because you're too good for anyone
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at this this garbage trash school!
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I feel like all the guys here
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are gonna end up like selling cars after we graduate.
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- I don't know, I feel like we should at least
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try to be open.
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I mean, we have two months, we have this month,
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and then we have two months after that,
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and then we have graduation,
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and then three months of summer before we start college.
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- Yeah, I think I'd like to go to college
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with my self-esteem intact.
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♪ I was tempted
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- [Kate] Jason Curtis,
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perfection in human form.
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♪ I was tempted.
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There is one thing going for this school,
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and I want it inside me.
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(Hannah chuckles)
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- Kate, this is so good,
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like Ocean's 11 would steal it in a heist level good.
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Okay, you have to post it.
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- Fine, okay.
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- Smile.
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Okay, turn your airdrop on.
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- All right.
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Oh God.
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Why did I have to be born
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with the ugliest possible facial feature combination?
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- Okay Kate, you know I saw your looks are unique.
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- [Kate] You know how you never know
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you've hit your peak until you start sliding downhill?
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That was me, literally then.
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♪ Farewell and goodbye
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- [Ms. Perez] Kate!
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Here to turn in your yearbook design I presume?
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- Ooh, I am still working on those.
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I was gonna use the senior trip to finish 'em.
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- Oh okay.
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- We actually have our permission slips.
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- Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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Well, you know a journey is an opportunity for growth.
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(teacher laughs)
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- Um yeah I've been looking forward to the senior trip
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more than I've been looking forward to senior year.
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- Oh, it's also my favorite time of year, shh.
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- Oh, you're chaperoning?
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- Me?
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Oh God no.
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No,
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no, no,
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you couldn't pay me to go on that trip.
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Just a bunch of hormonal teens
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all cramped together on a hot bus?
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That is a recipe for disaster.
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It's also a category on PornHub.
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You know, what, ha!
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I guess they put the seniors together for a field trip
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on spring break, you know, keep 'em outta trouble.
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But, funny thing is,
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they usually end up getting into even more trouble.
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- I don't like trouble.
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- Trouble finds those
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who aren't looking.
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You be careful on this trip.
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You two are such bright pupils,
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and I don't want to hear stories of you
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taking rectal narcotics.
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- Rectal narcotics?
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That's a thing?
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- Yeah, no, no, no, no,
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I'm pretty sure it's a thing only adults worry about
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but doesn't actually exist.
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- No, no, no. I mean it, Kate.
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Your choices
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make you
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who you are.
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- [Kate] Ms. Perez was full of shit.
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If I got to 17 without knowing how to make good choices,
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then I didn't deserve to make it to 18.
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- What did I do with your slip?
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Oh! You folded it.
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Oh, Cabo.
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- [Kate And Hannah] Cabo.
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- [Kate] Hm, I did kinda have a knot in my stomach
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that wasn't there a moment ago.
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Weird.
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I never get why P.E. is right after lunch.
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I read most of our energy goes toward digesting,
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so scientifically,
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this is right when we'd be the most sluggish.
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- Hm. - Yeah.
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It only takes one second to change your life.
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I saw that on a drunk driving PSA, but it still holds up.
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Holy shit, holy shit.
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I'm not even shitting you right now,
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Jason Curtis liked my picture.
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- Seriously? - Yes.
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- Jason Curtis, Jason Curtis? - Yes, yes!
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- Whoa.
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He's so fine.
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- I know, it's like his cheekbones were carved
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with a fricking' chisel.
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- So, do you think this means anything?
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- Like, no, I dunno.
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Maybe? Yes?
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I mean like, Jason Curtis doesn't just
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give out his likes like they're Tic Tacs, right?
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- Oh, I wouldn't know.
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- Dance with me!
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- Okay!
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- This is so exciting. - Jason Curtis!
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- Okay, not to harbor on this,
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but this definitely changes my life, right?
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Like, an entire makeover but for my existence?
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Sorry.
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- Um, can I touch you?
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- I mean, imagine being Jason Curtis's girlfriend?
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Nobody would talk shit about you.
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- Okay, have we noticed how hot Matt Spenser's gotten?
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- Matt Spenser, like Matt Spenser?
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- Yeah, Matt Spenser.
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- Matt Spenser, who got drunk
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at Jacob Brominger's toga party,
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that Matt Spenser?
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- Matt Spenser who's helping me out in AP lit,
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and who's face is currently morphing
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into a hotter version of itself,
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right now as we speak.
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- What? Ew, no, Hannah.
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I'm not even like going with you there on that one.
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How could you imagine making out with him
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when his ass was hanging out of his toga
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for like seven hours?
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- He was drunk, it's not his fault.
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- Why are you not wearing underwear under your toga?
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And secondly, how could you go to school on Monday
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knowing everyone has seen your weirdly smooth balls?
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- Fine, fine, I get it, I get it.
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But we haven't even hung out-hung out yet.
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- I'm just saying like we are nobodies at this school,
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and yet we are still better than Matt Spenser.
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- Okay.
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- We are!
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(all yelling)
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(rock music)
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Honestly, we shouldn't even be focusing
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on boys right now, because
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they take up all of your mental energy
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and make you go nuts.
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- Look, I just like him 'cause he's nice to me.
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- Guys at this school are like shit in a chocolate box.
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Except for Jason Curtis,
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he's like the one exception to my rule,
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you know what I mean?
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(gasps) I am on your team, jaggoffs!
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- Do you like my balls on your face, Kate?
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- No, no, I don't actually,
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because I only like things that don't suck
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around my face.
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See? Shit in a chocolate box.
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Why do you keep throwing balls at me?
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Is it because you don't have any?
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Aria Goldman.
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You know those girls who make everyone fear them?
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The ones that nobody actually likes,
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but somehow they're still popular?
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That was Aria.
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Aria ran with the cool crowd.
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The coolest, in fact.
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She ran with Jason Curtis's crowd.
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- Sorry!
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Sometimes I'm so stupid, my arms can't even throw.
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- No, no, no, no, I'm, I'm stupid.
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Like, why did my head even get in the way?
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- No, I'm stupid.
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- No, like, I'm stupid.
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- No, I was born stupid.
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- I'm stupid though- - We're both stupid!
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Kate, right?
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Why've we never hung out before?
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Oh, I mean, I didn't, I didn't even know
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you were aware I went to this school,
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until like this moment.
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- So weird. Well, if you're going on the Cabo trip,
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a bunch of people are sleeping over at my house.
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Come if you want.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, um.
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Well, I mean like no, like I'll go if I want,
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like, I mean if I can,
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which I think I,
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like I, I probably,
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I will go.
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I will be there.
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- Yeah, I just think it's important
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we all get to know each other really well
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before we graduate.
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These are important moments, you know?
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(Aria screams)
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- Yeah.
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Luke, I swear to god, I will take that ball
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and I will stick it down your dick hole,
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so the nurse will have to get it out with tweezers.
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Are you kidding me?!
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(Kate groans)
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- So when are you coming over tonight?
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'Cause my mom wants to make sure that dinner's-
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- Wait, what?
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- Oh, are you not sleeping over before the trip?
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Sorry, I just assumed.
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- Oh, sorry, um, no I forgot to mention it because
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it actually just happened, um.
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Aria Goldman invited me over.
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- Aria Goldman?
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Don't we hate her?
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- Well, like, only 'cause she hates us.
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- Remember when she came to my party in the fourth grade
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and then stopped talking to me completely
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because she found out my dad's a nephrologist?
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"Nobody makes money with kidneys."
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- What, I mean, look,
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you know I don't want to be friends with her, but,
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she's friends with Jason Curtis and
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if you like a guy,
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you have to make friends with their friends.
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So it's more of like a strategic friendship, you know?
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These aren't going to be our last moments together.
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We're gonna have the whole bus trip
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to sit next to each other.
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- I guess so, it's just
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you got into Kenzer, you know,
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and it's all the way across the country.
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Fine.
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(upbeat music)
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(both giggle)
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(Kate gasps)
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- I didn't mean that!
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- [Kate] When I finally register to vote,
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I'm gonna vote for the person
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who campaigns to fund time travel,
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so you can go and undo all of the mistakes you've made.
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(whimsical music)
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Um, sorry, am I in the right place?
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- Kate! Idiot.
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That's my housekeeper.
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We've had her since I was like five,
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and she's like my second mom.
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I think she's stealing from us.
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- What? Oh my god.
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- Yeah, one of my necklaces went missing.
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- You sure you didn't like, lend it out or something?
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- My dad says you can never trust anyone,
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and you know, it's so true!
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- [Kate] You can trust me.
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(Aria laughs loudly)
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- [Aria] Oh my god, I love how funny you are, Kate.
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(Emma chews loudly)
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Oh my god, can you, like, not be hypoglycemic for once?
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- Sorry, sorry.
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My body is so gross.
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(Olivia gasps)
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- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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- What?
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- Oh my god,
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I just ruined my life forever.
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Oh my god,
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I just liked Will Park's post.
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(Aria gasps)
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, you know, it's like,
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it's one thing if you like him,
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but if he know you like him,
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I mean, you'd be better off changing your whole identity
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using one of those like Face/Off things.
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(Olivia hyperventilates)
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It's a classic movie my dad likes.
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- Well, if you liked his picture
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and unliked it five seconds later,
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he won't get a notification.
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I've done it.
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I mean, I saw someone do it.
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- And, did he notice that she liked it?
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- He didn't say anything.
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It was Jason.
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- Jason? What Jason?
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There were four Jasons in our class,
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including two Jason C.'s,
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but realistically,
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there wasn't a single other Jason in the world.
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- Jason Curtis,
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the guy who not only has one, but two subreddits,
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dedicated to how literally every girl
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in the tri-county area wants to date him?
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- Jason Curtis, the guy that won prom king in freshman year,
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even though freshmen legally aren't allowed to go to prom.
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- Jason Curtis,
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the guy who was personally told by Ralph Lauren
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that he was too handsome to model.
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- I swear, he could hold you down and fart on you,
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and you'd ask for more.
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00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,170
- Well, not like every girl wants to date Jason Curtis.
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I don't want to date Jason Curtis,
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because I'm not a thirsty slut.
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- Wait, so,
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Jason didn't see that your friend liked the photo?
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- I literally just said he didn't!
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I mean, I don't think he did,
382
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,810
he didn't like her photo back or anything.
383
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- No but Jason Curtis wouldn't do that.
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You know he doesn't give out likes,
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he only gets them.
386
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- What if, hypothetically,
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Jason Curtis did like your picture?
388
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,060
- That means he'd wanna get you pregnant in every way.
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- I mean, he probably gives out charity likes.
390
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,760
If he sees a post and it's so dumb that nobody like it,
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he's gonna like it.
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- Okay this doesn't even matter any more,
393
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okay because it's been over five seconds,
394
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and I am not going on the trip tomorrow!
395
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I can't! And I won't, okay?
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I mean, I should just die!
397
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Right?!
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I should just die right now.
399
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,780
Like right now, I should just die.
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- We'll miss you.
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(Olivia sobs)
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- Yeah.
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(gentle acoustic music)
404
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,990
- I had to face the facts.
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Jason Curtis liked my photo,
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which means he liked me.
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Fact, Jason Curtis was a senior,
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ipso facto, Jason Curtis would be on the senior class trip.
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I was a senior.
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00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,980
I was going to be on the senior class trip.
411
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Also a fact, people hook up on the senior class trip.
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This could be my shot, fact.
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And if it wasn't,
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what if I made it my shot?
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He was clearly interested in me.
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If I went for it now,
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I wouldn't be the weird, quiet girl
418
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,890
who's always drawing in her notebook, anymore.
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00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:44,300
I'd be the girl who married Jason Curtis.
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00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,500
I'd be a legend.
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00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,140
I was going to do it.
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00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,870
The impossible.
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00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,010
I was going to do
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00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:55,440
Jason Curtis.
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00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,120
(Aria snores, farts)
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00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,430
(mischievous music)
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(rooster crows)
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00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,760
Whoa.
429
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,940
- Today's the day!
430
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,310
What are you looking forward to most in Cabo?
431
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,150
- Um.
432
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,580
- Seeing Jason Curtis?
433
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- Oh, he's going, too?
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00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,390
I figured he'd be spending his break
435
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,120
you know, interning at a financial planner's office
436
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,820
so he could get some real world experience
437
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:19,460
before heading off to Linsmore, you know?
438
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,030
- You like him, don't you?
439
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,600
- What?
440
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,560
No!
441
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,400
What?
442
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,370
- It's okay, admit it.
443
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,600
You're obsessed!
444
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,070
And you want to kiss all over him,
445
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,400
and then get pregnant after a wild night
446
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,000
of sex positions you saw in a porn video
447
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,170
and then you have to get an abortion
448
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:35,180
because he will never pay for Plan B!
449
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,650
- I mean, you don't think he'd pay for Plan B?
450
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,220
- (gasps) Oh my god, I can't believe you admitted it!
451
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,650
- You told me to!
452
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,320
Please don't tell anyone.
453
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,920
If you like a guy and he finds out you like him,
454
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,190
it's literally worse
455
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,490
than getting both of your eyes gouged out
456
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,190
with a dull spork.
457
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,900
So, like basically a spoon.
458
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,960
- Don't worry.
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00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,370
I got you, bitch.
460
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,800
- Okay, thanks.
461
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,880
(Country Western music)
462
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,420
- [Woman] Get out of the way!
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00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,850
Get to the buses!
464
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,360
Move over, get out the way.
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00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,190
You're supposed to be checking them in.
466
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,040
- I frigging hate that my mom signed up to chaperone.
467
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:39,870
She's always worried that I'm gonna run off
468
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,410
and do butt drugs.
469
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,880
- Oh I know, do you remember when she actually came to my
470
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,750
18th birthday party because she was all paranoid
471
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,410
that we were going to go to a strip club?
472
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,250
- She never lets me do anything!
473
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,850
I feel like, I can't even, like (gasps) breathe.
474
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:52,020
"Visiting a strip club
475
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,050
is like a one-way ticket to prostitution.
476
00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,320
Do you want to be owned by a man
477
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,660
with a face tattoo of a gang symbol?"
478
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,860
Like, what?
479
00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,930
- Um, so what's, like, the bus situation?
480
00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:03,500
Anyone sit anywhere, like free for all, or?
481
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,230
- You'll figure it out.
482
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,330
- What? Okay.
483
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,440
- Here it is.
484
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,140
This my bus, right here?
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00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,510
Yo, let's go to Cabo!
486
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(bus cheers)
487
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,980
- Sorry, honey, this bus is full.
488
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,950
- Um, but I just saw somebody get on it, so.
489
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:25,620
- Well, that's why it's at capacity.
490
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,820
If I let one more person on this bus,
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00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,590
we run the risk of overweight cargo.
492
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:32,860
And that is a one-way ticket to getting stranded
493
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:36,530
on the side of the road, and popping a tire.
494
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,600
- Okay.
495
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,310
- Hi.
496
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:51,110
- Um, is it okay if Matt sits with us?
497
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,450
- Why is Matt such, like, a big deal all of sudden?
498
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,320
You do realize he got drunk at that toga party
499
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,550
and passed out, right?
500
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,020
- It was two years ago,
501
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,820
and it was his first time having liquor that wasn't beer.
502
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,050
- That's like, not a thing.
503
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:01,860
- Look, you can't keep on bringing up
504
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,120
people's past like that.
505
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,190
Although, I will admit,
506
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,730
seeing a picture of his penis,
507
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,360
that someone photoshopped to look like Gonzo's nose,
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00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,830
was a personal hurdle, for sure.
509
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:09,760
- It would be.
510
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,370
- But I dunno, we just kinda,
511
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,900
chatted all last night.
512
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,330
It was just easy.
513
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:22,380
Oh look, he saved us a seat.
514
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,780
One for you, and one for me.
515
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,010
Let's sit by him.
516
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,180
- And make everyone think my thing is
517
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,680
watching you and Matt make out?
518
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,950
Yeah, no.
519
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,120
Sitting next to Matt, on a two day bus trip,
520
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,320
is social suicide.
521
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,090
I would actually rather kill myself.
522
00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,260
- [Hannah] Oh.
523
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:42,760
- Um, but, you could sit next to Matt, if you want?
524
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,100
- Are you sure?
525
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,200
- Yeah.
526
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,000
- Okay.
527
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,380
- Hi.
528
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,680
- Hey, bitch.
529
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,680
Sorry, this seat's saved for my feet.
530
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,650
- Kate!
531
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,180
Sit down so we can leave!
532
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,580
This bus cannot go into motion
533
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:04,920
until you're safely secured.
534
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,160
- I'll just squeeze in here.
535
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,170
(upbeat music)
536
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,670
We weren't just heading into the heart
537
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:22,270
of the Baja California peninsula.
538
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,940
We were heading into the heart of something else.
539
00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:26,840
Something a lot darker.
540
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,550
(upbeat music continues)
541
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:35,950
(dance music)
542
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:51,670
(overlapping loud chatter)
543
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,050
- Thanks, um, here.
544
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:17,460
(overlapping yelling)
545
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,240
(phone rings)
546
00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:35,540
Hey.
547
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,080
- Ugh, I wish you were here.
548
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,580
I feel like a veteran who lost their arm in combat,
549
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:41,680
and now I'm feeling like phantom pains.
550
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,850
- Aw, I know.
551
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,350
I'm sorry!
552
00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:47,090
But things are going really well though, I think.
553
00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:50,490
I mean, Aria knows that I like Jason, um,
554
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,930
and so I know that gives her more power over me but,
555
00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:57,700
I dunno, I think it's good.
556
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,670
Jason Curtis liked my photo, Hannah.
557
00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:01,500
Liked it.
558
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,500
I dunno why, or how, but
559
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,410
if I don't get in with Jason Curtis now,
560
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:07,240
I just-
561
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,580
- I support your goal.
562
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,540
But that being said,
563
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,780
I do feel a little ditched.
564
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,280
- I mean, you're the one that wanted to sit
565
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,250
next to Mat Spenser.
566
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,280
- Stop it, what?
567
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,490
Nothing.
568
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,790
- Why are you talking to Hannah Herpes?
569
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:20,620
- Um. - What was that?
570
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,620
- Oh, sorry, I gotta go.
571
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,160
She doesn't have herpes, by the way.
572
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,130
- Well I know but, they both start with an H.
573
00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:34,170
Kate, listen, there's just some people we don't talk to.
574
00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:36,240
You know her dad's only a doctor, right?
575
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,740
- Okay, um, so what? Like, I'm on a scholarship.
576
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,040
- Wait, you're what?
577
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,180
(phone pings)
578
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,610
- For a minute, I felt like my heart stopped beating,
579
00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:49,550
and my body kept living.
580
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:51,890
But not in like a heart attack way.
581
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,350
In a zombie apocalypse way.
582
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:57,990
- Ugh! I hate Jason Curtis, he's being so lame.
583
00:24:57,990 --> 00:25:00,260
Like, if an Olympic sport was for lameness,
584
00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,700
he would win a platinum medal.
585
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,100
- Yeah, I mean he's,
586
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,630
he's good at everything, isn't he?
587
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,700
- He's car sick, how dumb is that?
588
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,000
- Oh, uh, so dumb.
589
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,510
- Ugh. - Yeah.
590
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,540
- Like, what is he even doing, on that other bus?
591
00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:14,670
But seriously, though, like what is he doing?
592
00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:16,140
Is his stomach okay?
593
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,780
Is he gonna be able to like continue the trip, or, you know?
594
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:19,110
- Oh, should I just text him right now
595
00:25:19,110 --> 00:25:20,350
and let him know how much
596
00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,550
you wish he was going down on your beave'?
597
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:22,720
- What? No, no! Don't text him that!
598
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,050
- Hey Jason, I'm sitting next to Kate,
599
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:26,190
and she said she got wet looking at your name,
600
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,750
she's slipping and sliding all over the bus,
601
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,160
and we don't even have a mop!
602
00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:35,560
Don't worry, I would never.
603
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,800
- Um.
604
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,170
I don't know like why I did this, but um.
605
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,000
Here we go.
606
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,610
(Aria laughs)
607
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,640
- How do you know what it looks like?
608
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,940
- Oh, uh, I'm just like guessing,
609
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,450
based off of anecdotal information,
610
00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:57,450
it's like a forensics composite, but for his penis.
611
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,290
Did you know that his thing is so big,
612
00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:01,620
he has to get custom underwear?
613
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,520
- It doesn't look like that.
614
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,190
I mean not that I've seen it.
615
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:09,800
Kate, you're unwell, I have to take this away from you.
616
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,200
Whenever you think of Jason Curtis,
617
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,670
all you gotta do is think of cat pee,
618
00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:14,940
'cause then every time you think of Jason Curtis,
619
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,940
you'll think of cat pee!
620
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,410
(Aria giggles)
621
00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:25,150
- [Kate] Once someone knows you like someone,
622
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,280
they feel like they have the right
623
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,320
to dissect all of your feelings.
624
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,050
It's like getting emotional surgery
625
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:32,420
from a monkey wielding a scalpel.
626
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:35,590
And also the monkey doesn't have a medical degree.
627
00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:39,590
It should at least have a medical degree, right?
628
00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,070
Thank god, I am bursting.
629
00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:52,310
- I'm holding mine 'til we get to Cabo.
630
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,380
- [Kate] Okay, let's go.
631
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,160
- Oh, are you car sick?
632
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,600
- Nothing! I'm just, uh, getting a snack.
633
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,670
- What are you doing?
634
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:26,910
- Okay so, Jason Curtis is using the bathroom, right now,
635
00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:28,310
in this very moment, right?
636
00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:29,710
- Um.
637
00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:32,110
- So, if I just wait outside the men's restroom,
638
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,610
he'll come out and whoops,
639
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,550
I just guess we'll have to start talking.
640
00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:36,850
Mm, sorry, what was that?
641
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:38,990
He wants to continue the conversation on the bus?
642
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,050
We'll sit next to each other,
643
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,490
and fall in love.
644
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,320
- Okay, I support you,
645
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,090
- but I- - Amazing, follow me.
646
00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:49,660
(upbeat music)
647
00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:03,910
- [Hannah] I dunno, it's just,
648
00:28:03,910 --> 00:28:05,350
I feel like you talk about him a lot.
649
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,880
- You talk about Matt a lot.
650
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,080
- Yeah that's 'cause Matt and I are in a thing.
651
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,250
Can you believe it? We're in a thing, now!
652
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,350
- Just shh. I think I can see him, lift me higher.
653
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,790
Oh wait, that' not him.
654
00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,260
- Okay, what are you doing?
655
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,290
- I just wanna see what his schlong looks like.
656
00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:22,100
I heard it's not what I think, so it's probably better.
657
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,630
And I just wanna see for like artist's reference,
658
00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:26,670
like, that's why. And this is going to be such a funny story
659
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,900
at mine and Jason Curtis's wedding.
660
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,170
- Okay I think we should get going
661
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,510
'cause the bus is gonna leave without us.
662
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:36,280
- Yeah, okay, I'll be right behind you, here.
663
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,110
- [Hannah] So are you good?
664
00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:39,350
- Yeah. - Okay.
665
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,490
(upbeat music)
666
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,860
- Why are you hanging around the men's bathroom
667
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,490
like a 1970's suburban dad
668
00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:54,890
who's keeping a big secret from his family?
669
00:28:54,890 --> 00:28:57,660
- Great, now even the kid who brought a freaking french horn
670
00:28:57,660 --> 00:29:00,130
on a school trip thought I was weird.
671
00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:02,400
- Everyone else is on the bus, waiting.
672
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,770
They sent me to find you.
673
00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:07,010
- Crap, crap, sorry,
674
00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:08,710
let me like, use you to-
675
00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:09,540
(he yells)
676
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,380
Oh, sorry.
677
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,780
- Anastasia!
678
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,610
- Sorry.
679
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,690
(he plays a tune)
680
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:29,130
Sorry.
681
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,100
- Dip shit!
682
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:38,810
- Kate, nobody likes a pokey puppy, sit down!
683
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:42,110
(phone rings)
684
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:45,280
Sure the entire bus hated my guts, yeah.
685
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,780
And yes, I made a questionable choice, fine.
686
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:53,420
But it was nothing compared to what was waiting ahead.
687
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:56,260
(whimsical music)
688
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,600
- I heard you were standing outside the men's restroom
689
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,570
giving hand jobs,
690
00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:07,700
that's why you were late.
691
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:08,700
- Ew, what?
692
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,900
- He told me.
693
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,170
- I don't know, that's just what I heard.
694
00:30:12,170 --> 00:30:13,910
- I was just like hanging out,
695
00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,140
outside the men's restroom.
696
00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,040
There was nothing gross about it.
697
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,750
- Because if you wanna give hand jobs,
698
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,920
I mean, you don't need to wait outside a rest stop to do it.
699
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,650
- What is wrong with you?
700
00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:25,450
Guys were disgusting.
701
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:26,950
Disgusting!
702
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,590
They were ruled by their loins,
703
00:30:28,590 --> 00:30:31,260
and would put it in anything if given the chance.
704
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,990
They'd probably stick it in a chum bucket
705
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,760
if the chum bucket seemed like it was being
706
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,530
even remotely nice to them.
707
00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:39,570
But I couldn't shake the feeling that girls
708
00:30:39,570 --> 00:30:41,700
might not be so different.
709
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,710
(funky music)
710
00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:08,360
- How's the yearbook going?
711
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,260
- Um, it's, it's going.
712
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,370
What are you doing here?
713
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,300
- I just got bored,
714
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:14,570
wanted to come say hi to you,
715
00:31:14,570 --> 00:31:16,070
and Aria.
716
00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:16,900
Hey, Aria!
717
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,180
- Maybe you could just like, you know,
718
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,180
FaceTime me.
719
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:24,710
- What? Why are you being weird?
720
00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:25,850
- What?
721
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,580
No, I'm not, I'm not being weird.
722
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,790
Okay can you just like, maybe go sit down, please?
723
00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:37,260
I mean, you're probably being like a safety hazard
724
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,990
right now, actually.
725
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,100
- Okay.
726
00:31:43,730 --> 00:31:44,530
I'll just-
727
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,840
(whimsical music)
728
00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:15,730
- Why is he so perfect?
729
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:29,880
- This place looks like it has bed bugs.
730
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,310
It's like only four stars!
731
00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,710
- Aria, you know that upscale hotels are hot spots
732
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:34,850
for human trafficking.
733
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:35,680
- Mom!
734
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,950
That's not even true!
735
00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:39,250
- Are you calling Dateline a liar?!
736
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,750
- I don't wanna stay here.
737
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,660
You picked this hotel, but everybody's gonna blame me.
738
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,920
- Oh, well, you will thank me
739
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,190
when you don't wind up a s-e-x slave
740
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:48,130
of a Saudi oil billionaire.
741
00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:50,500
Okay, everybody get to your assigned rooms!
742
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,030
Do not switch rooms!
743
00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:54,000
This is very important!
744
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,310
- Hey, uh, I know we're not supposed to switch rooms,
745
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,710
but, can I stay with you guys?
746
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,940
- We really want you to stay with us,
747
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,810
but we're already rooming three.
748
00:33:05,810 --> 00:33:07,880
- Well, uh, a room can fit four.
749
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,320
- Emma kicks in her sleep.
750
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,820
- Periodic Limb Movement Disorder.
751
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,550
My doctor says I'm unleashing pent up aggression,
752
00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:15,020
that I'm too weak to express when I'm awake.
753
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,520
- Yeah it's really bad.
754
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,490
- Well, uh, I don't mind,
755
00:33:18,490 --> 00:33:19,730
- It's a real condition,
756
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:21,530
you can Google it.
757
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:22,930
- All right.
758
00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:25,500
- You're seriously Googling it?
759
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:31,870
I have to pee! We'll get the luggage later.
760
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,220
(Matt giggles)
761
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:46,390
- Hey, roomie.
762
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:50,720
- Oh, sorry, I promised Matt he could room with me.
763
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,630
I just assumed that you were gonna room with Aria,
764
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:54,390
since you guys seem to be getting along so well.
765
00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:57,660
- He's going to have sex with you.
766
00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,800
- Okay, I'm just sharing a hotel room
767
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,200
and maybe the same bed as a boy.
768
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,870
What makes you think we're gonna have sex?
769
00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:04,640
- Uh, he has a penis?
770
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,770
Okay, I-I-I just know that you are way better
771
00:34:07,770 --> 00:34:09,210
than losing your virginity,
772
00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:12,310
on like some random class trip, of all places.
773
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:14,010
- Hey look, I appreciate your concern,
774
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,520
but I feel like you should know
775
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,280
that I'm not gonna have sex with someone so soon.
776
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,820
I mean he barely even kissed me.
777
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,120
Can you believe it? He kissed me!
778
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,020
- With Matt Spenser.
779
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,120
Matt Spenser!
780
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,390
I mean, do you not remember
781
00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:25,990
what happened at the toga party?
782
00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,260
- Yeah, he explained the whole thing to me,
783
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,460
and it's not as bad as everyone made it seem.
784
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,800
- Well, he has a gonorrhea rash.
785
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,370
- It's a birthmark.
786
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,300
Look, are you worried
787
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,540
that I'm not gonna have enough time for you,
788
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:38,500
if I get a boyfriend?
789
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,640
What? No.
790
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,510
What?
791
00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,310
No.
792
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,480
- Okay.
793
00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:49,050
(crickets chirp)
794
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:56,220
(whimsical music)
795
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,290
- Hello?
796
00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,990
Why aren't you in your room?
797
00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:01,130
- Um, I don't have one.
798
00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,630
But actually, maybe I could room with Aria,
799
00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:05,870
since I have no other place to go?
800
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,300
- Don't be ridiculous.
801
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,770
Emma has Periodic Limb Movement Disorder,
802
00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:11,870
she'll kick you to death.
803
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,310
Well, you know what, um,
804
00:35:17,810 --> 00:35:21,410
no one wanted to room with Rachel Katz, so.
805
00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:29,920
You can just, just room with her.
806
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,630
- Or, I could sleep on the bus?
807
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,930
- Are you crazy?
808
00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:38,500
The Yelp reviews say that this area has coyotes.
809
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,300
Sleeping on the bus is a one-way ticket
810
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:44,200
to having your face eaten off by a wild animal.
811
00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:49,510
Good luck.
812
00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:54,210
(whimsical music continues)
813
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,560
(Rachel gags)
814
00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:11,560
(Rachel gasps)
815
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,070
- Hi, roomie!
816
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:15,170
(screams) Oh my god, I'm so glad they put me with someone.
817
00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:16,400
All the double rooms were taken
818
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,900
because everyone already requested a roommate.
819
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:21,140
Even though, I was the first one to sign up for this trip,
820
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,110
so, plot twist!
821
00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:25,210
Momma got a King bed!
822
00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:26,150
(Rachel laughs)
823
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,450
Benefits of being unpopular!
824
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,490
Okay so, since we're gonna be up close and personal,
825
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:35,420
you know, sharing a bed, snuggle buddies,
826
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,660
for the night,
827
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,090
what time do you like to go to sleep at night?
828
00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:39,630
I was thinking, I'd head in kinda early,
829
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,330
because then I can wake up early and feel like
830
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:44,600
fresh for the full day, of riding in the bus.
831
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,470
Then again, if you go to sleep later,
832
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,170
I can always go to sleep later, too,
833
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,800
so we're like, on the same sleep schedule,
834
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,210
like we're like, two girls in a coming of age story.
835
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:54,040
Yeah, no?
836
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,640
(they laugh awkwardly)
837
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,080
- Um, yeah, I don't have a preference.
838
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,540
- Oh, oh.
839
00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:00,850
Oh-uh-oh baby, I don't have a preference either.
840
00:37:00,850 --> 00:37:03,780
I'm truly fine with whenever.
841
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,590
Do you take your shower in the morning or at night?
842
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:06,820
- Usually-
843
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,320
- I typically like to take my shower at night,
844
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,760
because I feel like it's like rinsing the day off of you,
845
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,260
and I actually think it's better for your skin
846
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,660
if you get all of your sweat from the day off at night,
847
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:15,490
but, then again, you sweat when you sleep,
848
00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:16,960
so I guess there's no real way to win
849
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,500
when it comes to showers.
850
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:19,730
And I'm just like, always going to be walking around
851
00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:21,800
as a big, sweaty mess no matter when I bathe.
852
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,300
(laughing) I'm disgusting!
853
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,810
Pee-yew, Rachel stinks.
854
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,210
Do you think I stink?
855
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:31,010
I might, a little bit.
856
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,650
Oh, my god.
857
00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:35,920
Are you friends with Jason Curtis?
858
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,750
- Um,
859
00:37:37,950 --> 00:37:39,190
yeah I'm, no,
860
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,690
not to make it a big deal, but yeah, yeah,
861
00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:42,820
he did like my,
862
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,660
my picture.
863
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,020
- Oh my god! Oh my god.
864
00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:45,960
Well, what's he like?
865
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,230
I mean, his Pixapost is private,
866
00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:48,460
so I can never see what he's posting.
867
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,900
But he seems like such an amazing guy.
868
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,700
Not to mention, sexy!
869
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:56,200
Makes me wet in my panties, if you know what I mean.
870
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,440
(Rachel laughs)
871
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,600
No actually, there's no double meaning there,
872
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,570
I just get wet when I look at him.
873
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:01,910
But I mean, he's the only Senior Class president
874
00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:03,780
to have been voted in by the state election,
875
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:05,650
so like he must be incredible.
876
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,850
Do you guys hang out?
877
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,250
I always hear about his parties,
878
00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:09,480
and each and every one sounds like they're something
879
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,750
you'll remember for the rest of your life,
880
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,150
even though they happen in high school.
881
00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:14,450
Like a Great Gatsby gathering,
882
00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:16,360
thrown by Jason Curtis.
883
00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:19,160
But like, it doesn't really matter,
884
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,560
because he would never invite me.
885
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,030
I mean it's like,
886
00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:24,400
Jason Curtis up here, "Roar, I am alpha, I am lion!"
887
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,130
And then it's like, Rachel Katz down here,
888
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:29,300
"Meow. Meow. I'm a pussy cat, meow."
889
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:33,710
I mean like, people at this school think I'm puke.
890
00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:34,870
So that's me.
891
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:37,410
But you know what?
892
00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:38,610
That's really special that he lets you follow him.
893
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:39,450
Bring it in.
894
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:40,280
- Oh!
895
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,580
(Kate laughs awkwardly)
896
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,350
Thank you, thank you.
897
00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:48,590
Wait, oh my god.
898
00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:49,520
- What?
899
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,760
- I think I might be an idiot.
900
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,820
- Why, why, why?
901
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,160
- We dissected a frog together
902
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,130
- A frog! - In the seventh grade
903
00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,360
and he followed me then.
904
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,900
And he's probably been like in love with me
905
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:57,860
this entire time.
906
00:38:57,860 --> 00:38:58,960
- Oh, my god!
907
00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:01,730
Oh my god.
908
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,100
Wait, you don't think he'd ever let someone like me
909
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:03,970
follow him, right?
910
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:07,470
(Rachel laughs, snorts)
911
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,780
Please say he would.
912
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:10,980
- I'm gonna go get some ice.
913
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:12,010
- Oh, little mamma.
914
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:13,750
Little mamma, stop, stop.
915
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,650
I got ice, right over there.
916
00:39:15,650 --> 00:39:16,550
- Yeah, um.
917
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,520
It's melted, I like mine crunchy.
918
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,720
- Oh, all ice is crunchy, you silly little goose!
919
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,160
If I didn't know any better,
920
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,730
I'd think you were trying to get away from me!
921
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,660
Ah, I'm Rachel, I'm a ghost, I'm scary!
922
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,530
So scary!
923
00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:31,860
(Kate laughs nervously)
924
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:33,630
Oh, oh, bye!
925
00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:34,470
Bye!
926
00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:36,440
(Rachel giggles)
927
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,840
Damn it, I think I'm in love with her.
928
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,110
Not again, Rachel.
929
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:41,310
Not again.
930
00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:43,410
- [Aria] I dunno, it's just like weird.
931
00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:45,340
- [Bogdan] He's not going to like you asking that.
932
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:47,810
- [Aria] Okay, well, I still want him to respond to me.
933
00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:49,920
- [Bogdan] Jason Curtis is very busy man.
934
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,790
- [Aria] But, it's after me and Jason hooked up!
935
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:54,190
- [Bogdan] That is an overreact.
936
00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:57,290
He was doing Linsmore college tour.
937
00:39:57,290 --> 00:39:59,090
(Kate sneezes, gasps)
938
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:01,090
(dramatic music)
939
00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:05,030
- [Aria] (gasps) We have to go somewhere else.
940
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,230
It's not safe here!
941
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,670
- [Bogdan] Okay.
942
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:08,700
- Faster! - Okay.
943
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,540
- [Aria] Hold your hat!
944
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,800
- [Bogdan] I go fast.
945
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,300
- Ew!
946
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,070
I was going to have Aria Goldman's sloppy seconds?
947
00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:15,740
In no world did I want that.
948
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,940
Except, I guess, this world,
949
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,110
because this is the world with Jason Curtis.
950
00:40:19,110 --> 00:40:21,880
I was sure she probably seduced him anyways.
951
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,720
He didn't even want to hook up with her.
952
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,690
But since he did, I guess I have to be like Aria now?
953
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,490
But also, better than Aria.
954
00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:29,990
If you're not willing to change yourself completely
955
00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:33,960
for a guy, I don't even know if it's love, right?
956
00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:35,860
- Meow, meow.
957
00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:38,530
Meow!
958
00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:39,600
Meow-meow.
959
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,530
(Rachel giggles)
960
00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,700
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
961
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,910
You caught me setting my alarm clock, meow.
962
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,070
But, come sit, I have big news.
963
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:48,910
- Okay.
964
00:40:48,910 --> 00:40:50,810
- Roomie, roomie,
965
00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:52,010
okay, get this,
966
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:55,410
a bunch of us are gonna go hang out by the pool.
967
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:56,880
(Rachel squeals)
968
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,290
- Oh, yay, you were invited to something?
969
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,450
- Yeah, well,
970
00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:03,120
sort of, technically I got invited.
971
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,660
So, Luke and Conrad came down
972
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:06,160
and they basically invited everyone who wants to go,
973
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,590
and I guess that makes me everyone? Right?
974
00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:10,760
Finally, am I right?
975
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,760
(Rachel laughs)
976
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,400
- Yeah, um, that sound really,
977
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,800
um, I should probably stay here and just work on
978
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,070
next week's homework. - Oh wait, no, shut your,
979
00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:22,980
shut your sweet little lips, mouth.
980
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,080
No, I forgot to tell you, um
981
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,980
it was actually Luke and Conrad and
982
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:31,450
(Rachel drum rolls)
983
00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:33,250
the sexy Jason Curtis.
984
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,290
- Wait, Jason Curtis was here?!
985
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:35,120
- He was here.
986
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,590
Jason Curtis was here.
987
00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:39,590
- Well, like, maybe I'll just do next week's homework
988
00:41:39,590 --> 00:41:40,430
next week!
989
00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:41,890
(Rachel screams)
990
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:43,430
- Oh, okay, great, I'll see you down there, roomie.
991
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:45,000
I don't wanna miss out on the fun like I normally do,
992
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,100
so I'm gonna head down, do some laps around the pool,
993
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,470
and then I'll be expecting you,
994
00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:49,070
for some big-ass cannonballs!
995
00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:49,970
I love you!
996
00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:55,070
(Kate giggles nervously)
997
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:57,540
- Wow.
998
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:58,840
And I'll be like, "Wait, what?
999
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,050
Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
1000
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:00,980
You're on this trip, too?"
1001
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,410
And he'll be like, "Yeah, I am."
1002
00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:03,950
And then I'll be like, "Oh, yeah, I mean duh,
1003
00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:05,020
it's like a whole senior class trip,
1004
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,550
but also, what a small world."
1005
00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:08,150
"Hey, yeah, it's really cool that you're here.
1006
00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,760
Do you wanna like, make out in this pool?"
1007
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,160
I'll be like, "Yeah, sure, Jason Curtis,
1008
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,690
I'll like make out with you,
1009
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:16,300
in this body of water or whatever.
1010
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,200
No big deal."
1011
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,430
"Your lips are magic, Kate.
1012
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,130
Magic!"
1013
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,010
- Yo, what up, we in the pool,
1014
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:29,240
living our best life, with the baddies.
1015
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,650
(dance music)
1016
00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,190
- Your lips are magic, Kate.
1017
00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:44,260
Your lips are magic, Kate.
1018
00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:45,490
You got this.
1019
00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:48,330
Just-just-just jump, don't even think.
1020
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:55,830
Oh shit,
1021
00:42:55,830 --> 00:42:58,300
you have got to be kidding me.
1022
00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:04,710
(bright romantic music)
1023
00:43:22,030 --> 00:43:23,560
- Kate.
1024
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,860
- I wanted to go to your pool party, I tried,
1025
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,700
I promise.
1026
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:27,570
- It's okay.
1027
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:29,400
We missed you is all.
1028
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,610
I like your picture.
1029
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,370
The one you posted on Pixapost?
1030
00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:36,210
- You did?
1031
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:40,010
- You looked so cute in it.
1032
00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:43,450
No, you looked beautiful.
1033
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,250
(bright romantic music continues)
1034
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:01,770
- Hey, bitch!
1035
00:44:01,770 --> 00:44:03,070
(Kate screams)
1036
00:44:03,070 --> 00:44:05,800
(Rachel screams)
1037
00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:11,040
(Rachel and Kate scream together)
1038
00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:30,100
- Kate!
1039
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,700
Have breakfast with me.
1040
00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,270
- Um, actually, I think I'm just gonna have
1041
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:34,970
like a light, power breakfast.
1042
00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:36,570
I read on Bustle.com it's not good
1043
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:39,000
to have too full of a stomach early in the morning, so.
1044
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,210
- Well, everyone's already at the restaurant,
1045
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,740
across the street.
1046
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,640
And everyone, everyone.
1047
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:49,550
Come on, Kate!
1048
00:44:51,150 --> 00:44:51,980
Faster!
1049
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:56,560
(Country Western music)
1050
00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:03,130
Last year my cousin went to a gay club.
1051
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:04,730
It was only straight people, La Concha Rosa.
1052
00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:05,700
She can get us in.
1053
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:06,900
- Specifically, when and why
1054
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,700
did you sink your harpie claws into him,
1055
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,370
to make him let you ride his junk,
1056
00:45:10,370 --> 00:45:11,940
like the Guardians of the Galaxy ride
1057
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:14,870
at Disneyland's California Adventure theme park?
1058
00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:16,280
- Where's Jason Curtis?
1059
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,810
- It's crazy how obsessed you are with him.
1060
00:45:17,810 --> 00:45:18,740
He's already on the other bus,
1061
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,950
he gets up early in the morning,
1062
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,180
eats six raw eggs, and works out.
1063
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,780
- I didn't want to confide in her,
1064
00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:24,420
but who else could I talk to?
1065
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,220
In this moment, my friend was my enemy,
1066
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,050
and my enemy was my friend.
1067
00:45:28,050 --> 00:45:30,560
And also my enemy was also my enemy.
1068
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,460
I don't know if I wanna like him anymore.
1069
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:36,600
It kinda makes me feel like I'm a crazy person.
1070
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,330
- No, you're not, don't say that.
1071
00:45:41,430 --> 00:45:43,070
- I feel like,
1072
00:45:43,070 --> 00:45:44,600
okay,
1073
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,140
you know those ropes that come out of the sides of the walls
1074
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,810
at crossfit studios?
1075
00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:51,680
- The really hard ones you have shake like octopus arms?
1076
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,180
- Yeah, those.
1077
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:54,710
I feel those ropes, but a professional crossfitter
1078
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,150
is just like, shaking me the whole time.
1079
00:45:57,150 --> 00:45:58,850
And the reason that's it's a professional crossfitter
1080
00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:00,090
shaking me is because,
1081
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,590
like you said, those ropes are really hard,
1082
00:46:01,590 --> 00:46:03,190
and I can't imagine anyone else would have the stamina
1083
00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:05,390
to shake me for that long.
1084
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:08,490
And I guess Jason Curtis is the wall.
1085
00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:14,330
- Is this metaphor supposed to make sense?
1086
00:46:16,670 --> 00:46:20,210
- I know that you all left your rooms last night.
1087
00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:24,310
Don't think that stuff doesn't get past me!
1088
00:46:24,310 --> 00:46:26,650
I saw the hashtags.
1089
00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:29,050
You all should hope that you didn't catch chlamydia
1090
00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:30,750
from the pool!
1091
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:33,150
Now, you kids get back on that bus,
1092
00:46:33,150 --> 00:46:35,950
and don't expect to do any partying,
1093
00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:38,560
when you get to Cabo San Lucas.
1094
00:46:40,930 --> 00:46:43,030
- Okay well, um, I think we should get going.
1095
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:44,700
- Well, I'm not ready yet!
1096
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:48,030
(Country Western music)
1097
00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:02,580
- Okay I'm ready, let's go!
1098
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:12,960
(French horn toots out of tune)
1099
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,130
- Wow, fricking' finally.
1100
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,730
Way to make the bus late again, Kate.
1101
00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:21,000
- Oh, sorry, that's for me.
1102
00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:28,040
- Why was it too much to ask to win at least once,
1103
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,140
on this trip?
1104
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,140
Hey.
1105
00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:33,750
How was your night?
1106
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,220
- Are you tryna ask me if I've had sex?
1107
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,680
- No, no, I-
1108
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,950
- Because I'm not telling you if I did or didn't
1109
00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:39,920
because it's none of your business.
1110
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,350
- I'm your best friend.
1111
00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,790
- I don't think that's really an appropriate reason
1112
00:47:42,790 --> 00:47:47,660
to be asking such personal details abour my personal life.
1113
00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,760
Kate, I can't have this conversation right now.
1114
00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:57,200
- They make those in spicy cola flavor?
1115
00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:03,280
(whimsical music)
1116
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:09,620
- Oh my god, you're not even wearing socks!
1117
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,820
- What? You're not wearing like wearing socks, either, so?
1118
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:13,250
- Ugh, come on, Kate!
1119
00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:15,950
You smell like a jock-strap porked a garbage can.
1120
00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:18,420
- Oh my god, what is that smell?
1121
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:20,230
Did someone like die on this bus when we left school
1122
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:23,000
and we're like just now realizing it?
1123
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,760
- [Conrad] Oh god, oh god, she's a bitch,
1124
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,400
she's a royal bitch.
1125
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,270
You cannot be with her, oh my god.
1126
00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:32,440
- Aria did it and it was fine.
1127
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,270
(whimsical music)
1128
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,370
(dramatic music)
1129
00:49:15,010 --> 00:49:15,850
- Kate!
1130
00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:20,190
Kate!
1131
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,890
Kate!
1132
00:49:25,890 --> 00:49:27,360
What does this text mean?
1133
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,530
- Oh, um, I can't really like deal with text right now.
1134
00:49:30,530 --> 00:49:32,000
- Well, it's important.
1135
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,070
Will Park just texted Olivia and she's freaking out.
1136
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,400
- Uh, what does it say?
1137
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,240
- "L-O-L, cool."
1138
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,910
(playful music)
1139
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:46,280
- Food science has gone too far.
1140
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,550
- Kate, focus!
1141
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,720
Okay, I wanna say Will likes you,
1142
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,950
but three weeks ago it took him twenty-six minutes
1143
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:53,120
to respond to your joke.
1144
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,550
- Yeah I know, and those twenty-six minutes
1145
00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:57,460
were literally the longest of my life.
1146
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,690
But like, I dunno,
1147
00:49:58,690 --> 00:50:00,090
because he told me he had to like help his dad
1148
00:50:00,090 --> 00:50:01,830
with like laundry, or something.
1149
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:03,730
- Okay, then, what'd you say before that?
1150
00:50:03,730 --> 00:50:05,600
- I sent him a gif.
1151
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,530
- Oh, uh, I think it's pronounced gif?
1152
00:50:07,530 --> 00:50:08,730
- It's gif!
1153
00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:10,870
Okay? My dad works in IT.
1154
00:50:10,870 --> 00:50:11,700
- Sorry.
1155
00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:15,640
- He likes you.
1156
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,580
No wait.
1157
00:50:17,580 --> 00:50:19,040
He texted a fart gif,
1158
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,380
and then right before that texted you a dog gif.
1159
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:23,780
And if it would flipped, then I would definitely say yes,
1160
00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:25,580
but, I dunno.
1161
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:28,350
- Oh my god, this is literally worse than Chernobyl!
1162
00:50:28,350 --> 00:50:31,020
- What do you think, Kate?
1163
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:34,390
- Oh, um, I mean guys don't give you attention
1164
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:35,830
unless they like you, so.
1165
00:50:35,830 --> 00:50:38,000
- Oh, um, I dunno if that's true,
1166
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,700
'cause guys never talk to me, so.
1167
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:41,970
(Rachel laughs)
1168
00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:44,840
- That's exactly her point.
1169
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,240
- Can I see that?
1170
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:52,580
Why would he send you something that could be anything?
1171
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:54,180
- He's sick?
1172
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:55,280
Sick!
1173
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,250
Ugh.
1174
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,080
- You know what?
1175
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,120
I'm just gonna text him.
1176
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:58,950
I'm just gonna do it.
1177
00:50:58,950 --> 00:51:00,150
- [Aria And Emma] No!
1178
00:51:00,150 --> 00:51:01,390
- Are you insane?
1179
00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:03,690
You can't just like text the guy you like.
1180
00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:05,160
Then he'll know you like him back.
1181
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,760
And who wants that?
1182
00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:11,200
- No, give me my phone back.
1183
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,700
- No, if you try to take it, you're a fricking lesbo!
1184
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,200
- You're going to fricking crush it with your tits!
1185
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,840
(screams) oh my god! Please!
1186
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,470
I'd rather just chop my head off
1187
00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:22,170
and stick it on a stick instead.
1188
00:51:22,170 --> 00:51:23,040
(romantic music)
1189
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,280
- Oh, poor thing,
1190
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,950
Olivia was completely losing it over Will Park
1191
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,350
and he wasn't even that great.
1192
00:51:29,350 --> 00:51:32,080
I was just so lucky Jason Curtis and I
1193
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,250
would never get like that once we started dating.
1194
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:39,420
Which is totally gonna happen when we get to Cabo.
1195
00:51:53,770 --> 00:51:55,170
You know how the last part of the trip
1196
00:51:55,170 --> 00:51:56,680
always feels like the longest,
1197
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,210
even though you have the shortest amount of time to go?
1198
00:52:01,210 --> 00:52:02,850
What are ya doin'?
1199
00:52:02,850 --> 00:52:04,350
My leg muscles are atrophying from sitting
1200
00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:06,220
for two fricking days.
1201
00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:07,450
- Aria!
1202
00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:10,420
Sit down before you crack your head open!
1203
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:12,460
- Mom, not in front of everybody.
1204
00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:13,990
- I mean it!
1205
00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:17,430
This is a one-way ticket to a life-changing head injury.
1206
00:52:17,430 --> 00:52:18,560
- Stop controlling my life!
1207
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,600
- Do you want to graduate
1208
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,100
with a skull full of stitches?
1209
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,930
Ruin your pretty face?
1210
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,640
- Please.
1211
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,570
- Sit down!
1212
00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:39,120
You kids would be dead without me.
1213
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,390
- This is bullshit. I'm fricking eighteen years old.
1214
00:52:41,390 --> 00:52:43,020
I could be smoking right now.
1215
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:45,190
- I mean, like, my mom can be a bitch, too.
1216
00:52:45,190 --> 00:52:47,260
- We all have moms, okay?
1217
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,860
What?
1218
00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:53,930
The other bus is stopping for some reason.
1219
00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:56,740
- Wait, what? Is everything okay?
1220
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,100
- Yeah, they're getting gas.
1221
00:53:00,470 --> 00:53:02,540
Stop fricking doing that!
1222
00:53:05,110 --> 00:53:08,450
- I mean, they're flirting with you.
1223
00:53:08,450 --> 00:53:11,950
- Ugh, it's so annoying you don't know you're pretty.
1224
00:53:11,950 --> 00:53:15,120
- Oh, thanks, but I'm actually like,
1225
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,560
hideous.
1226
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,420
I hate that everyone has stare at my ugly face all day.
1227
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:21,060
- Achoo!
1228
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,060
- Imbeciles!
1229
00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:27,200
- Oh, um, what's like going on with them though,
1230
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,170
are they like pulling off the freeway now?
1231
00:53:30,170 --> 00:53:32,500
- Yeah, they're getting gas.
1232
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,450
(tense music)
1233
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,520
- Hi, I'm Kate, how are you?
1234
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,650
Um, I-I am a senior at Trinity,
1235
00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:50,160
but um, next year,
1236
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,820
I'm going to the Kenzer School of Art and Design.
1237
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:55,890
Um, uh, I really like your seatbelt!
1238
00:53:57,930 --> 00:53:59,530
Okay, quick favor to ask you.
1239
00:53:59,530 --> 00:54:01,130
Can we stop at the next gas station?
1240
00:54:01,130 --> 00:54:02,800
That would like, really, really, help me out.
1241
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,470
- No can do-zies.
1242
00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:05,940
When I became a bus driver,
1243
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:09,470
I took a sacred oath to abide by the rules of the road.
1244
00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:12,580
I live by that oath, and I die by that oath.
1245
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:14,010
- Oh, okay, uh, I understand that,
1246
00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,350
but like I really need this bus
1247
00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:16,480
to be at the next gas station,
1248
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,420
and I'm like not kidding.
1249
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,050
- Do you see this jacket?
1250
00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:21,950
This jacket means something.
1251
00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:26,320
I can't break the trust endowed onto me by said jacket
1252
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,790
just because you're bored.
1253
00:54:28,790 --> 00:54:29,630
- Well, I'm,
1254
00:54:29,630 --> 00:54:30,730
I'm pregnant!
1255
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,670
Uh, I dunno.
1256
00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,370
I need the bus to be at the next gas station, okay?
1257
00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:38,100
- [Bus Driver] Oh, hey, what are you doin'?
1258
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,070
I don't have this situation under control.
1259
00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:42,670
(girl screams)
1260
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:47,410
Mommy! Mommy!
1261
00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:48,250
(all scream)
1262
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:50,520
(truck horn blares)
1263
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,020
(bus crashes)
1264
00:54:59,490 --> 00:55:00,530
- I'm so sorry.
1265
00:55:00,530 --> 00:55:02,060
I didn't mean that.
1266
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,160
But also, you know I didn't directly cause this crash,
1267
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,630
right?
1268
00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:09,530
Like, technically, you were the one driving, so.
1269
00:55:09,530 --> 00:55:12,040
- My career is over.
1270
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,770
- Okay, so they're not stopping for gas.
1271
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:18,880
Turns out someone just farted and I got confused.
1272
00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:23,110
- Crash and farts?
1273
00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:27,290
(sighs) My boss is gonna kill me.
1274
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,390
- [Aria] I think somebody's dead.
1275
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:35,090
- Dang.
1276
00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:38,430
This is bad.
1277
00:55:40,730 --> 00:55:43,400
- Okay, okay, please, please,
1278
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,610
please do not run off, while we inspect the damages!
1279
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:48,610
I'm serious!
1280
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,880
A woman was murdered on the side of the road in 1988!
1281
00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:56,880
(students murmur)
1282
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,650
Yes this is very bad!
1283
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:02,650
Okay yeah, I know that.
1284
00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,790
- Okay, I know I'm acting like an asshole,
1285
00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:09,690
but in my defense, I'm totally justified because I'm upset.
1286
00:56:15,270 --> 00:56:16,900
- Jesus, as it's not bad enough
1287
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900
I'm sitting next to Chlamydia Kate the entire trip.
1288
00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:22,640
- I was sixty percent mad that was how they really felt,
1289
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,510
thirty percent not surprised they were talking shit,
1290
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,280
eight percent flattered that they thought I had had sex,
1291
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,180
two percent insulted they thought it resulted in chlamydia.
1292
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:32,980
- It's my fault, I should've sat next to you,
1293
00:56:32,980 --> 00:56:35,020
I just thought you were saving the seat for your feet.
1294
00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:35,850
- I was.
1295
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,520
Okay, I wasn't gonna tell you guys this but,
1296
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:40,960
Jason Curtis liked one of Kate's photos.
1297
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,360
(Olivia gasps)
1298
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,700
- No!
1299
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,460
Oh my god, she's such a bitch!
1300
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:46,700
- Yeah, that's why I've been
1301
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:49,000
keeping my enemies closer than my friends.
1302
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,270
(wrapper rustles)
1303
00:56:51,270 --> 00:56:53,640
Oh my god , that's so loud, stop.
1304
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,040
- Sorry, I just, I haven't eaten in four hours
1305
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,140
and my doctor said I need to replenish.
1306
00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:00,380
I wish I was like a robot,
1307
00:57:00,380 --> 00:57:02,980
so I wouldn't have to eat all the time.
1308
00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:05,220
Anyways, next hotel, we have to make sure
1309
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,850
she doesn't try to stay with us again.
1310
00:57:06,850 --> 00:57:07,790
- Wow.
1311
00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:09,250
- Remember in tenth grade
1312
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:10,460
when she walked around with period down her back
1313
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,820
because she didn't know and nobody told her?
1314
00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:14,360
- She's literally so sad,
1315
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,930
like I've literally never met anyone sadder.
1316
00:57:16,930 --> 00:57:18,260
- Those bitches!
1317
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:20,870
- Once this trip is over,
1318
00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:22,100
I'm gonna flush her like the tampon
1319
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:23,440
she should've worn in tenth grade.
1320
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,900
- I don't think you can flush tampons.
1321
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,610
- Oh my god, I know that!
1322
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:30,610
God, I hate everybody in this grade.
1323
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:33,040
I didn't mean you.
1324
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,550
- [Kate] By the end of senior year,
1325
00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:35,880
everyone secretly wishes
1326
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,050
that everyone else would get murdered,
1327
00:57:38,050 --> 00:57:39,720
even your best friends.
1328
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,550
Especially your best friends.
1329
00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:46,320
The more mysterious and not connected to you, the better.
1330
00:57:50,830 --> 00:57:53,670
(Matt and Hannah giggle)
1331
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,000
Hey.
1332
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,830
Hi.
1333
00:57:57,470 --> 00:57:59,200
- Can you like, give us a second?
1334
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,040
- Yeah, yeah.
1335
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:00,810
- Thanks.
1336
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:13,320
- I really hate that this all happened.
1337
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,250
We should be in our hotel beds right now.
1338
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,760
- Or, like, sitting at the hotel bar,
1339
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,060
tricking them into letting us drink.
1340
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:23,190
Like on that cruise with your parents.
1341
00:58:23,190 --> 00:58:25,230
That was so fun.
1342
00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:27,270
- It was so fun.
1343
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:30,240
And he made us Cuban Libres so we'd shut up,
1344
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,670
and he didn't even put rum in it,
1345
00:58:31,670 --> 00:58:33,370
but somehow we still acted like we were drunk.
1346
00:58:33,370 --> 00:58:36,880
(Kate and Hannah giggle)
1347
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,910
- And, I dunno, like maybe
1348
00:58:40,910 --> 00:58:43,850
Jason Curtis would be at the hotel bar?
1349
00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:45,420
I mean like, what do you think he'd smell like?
1350
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:47,250
'Cause I'm thinking it'd be a mix between like
1351
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:49,590
Old Spice and sweat, but like rugged sweat,
1352
00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:53,590
like, the kind that still smells good, you know?
1353
00:58:56,090 --> 00:58:56,930
What?
1354
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,630
- Nothing
1355
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,600
- What?
1356
00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:03,030
- I dunno, it's just,
1357
00:59:03,030 --> 00:59:05,370
I feel like you're putting all your hopes,
1358
00:59:05,370 --> 00:59:06,740
into someone who couldn't possibly
1359
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:09,310
live up to your expectations.
1360
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:13,340
- I mean, like, you don't, you don't know him, so.
1361
00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:14,780
- And you do?
1362
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:16,780
Kate, when was the last time you talked to him?
1363
00:59:16,780 --> 00:59:18,520
- Well, it's not that easy.
1364
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,850
- Actually, yes it is.
1365
00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:22,250
I have a boyfriend, and I actually talk to him.
1366
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,960
- Well, it's different with your crush,
1367
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,360
you can't just like go up to them and say, "Hi."
1368
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,060
- Okay, when did you take your insides
1369
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:30,930
and then fill them up full of shit?
1370
00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:32,300
- Why am I like listening to someone
1371
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,570
who's dad is only a doctor?
1372
00:59:35,730 --> 00:59:37,500
- God, you sound just like Aria.
1373
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:41,040
You know what, your parents can't even afford this school!
1374
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,710
- Well, that won't matter when
1375
00:59:42,710 --> 00:59:44,910
Jason Curtis and I get married.
1376
00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:46,080
- When are you gonna realize
1377
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,580
that he's not gonna do it for you?
1378
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,650
Okay, you're enough. And when was the last time
1379
00:59:49,650 --> 00:59:51,520
you even worked on the yearbook art?
1380
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,180
- Oh, okay, nag much?
1381
00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:54,590
- All I'm saying is,
1382
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:55,920
I feel like you're putting all of your focus
1383
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,190
onto Jason Curtis
1384
00:59:57,190 --> 01:00:01,190
because you're afraid to fail at your dream.
1385
01:00:01,190 --> 01:00:02,890
- You know what, you are, you are just like
1386
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:04,230
so different ever since you got
1387
01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:05,860
your stupid little boyfriend.
1388
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:09,030
Which, wow by the way, that's like really fast for a label.
1389
01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:10,100
- And you're different now that you're all
1390
01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:11,600
best friends with Aria.
1391
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,200
- I mean, like, you don't spend time with me anymore.
1392
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,370
It's like you can only choose between me and Matt,
1393
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:17,140
because you have a finite amount of time.
1394
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:18,710
- Of course I have a finite amount of time, Kate.
1395
01:00:18,710 --> 01:00:20,180
That's how time works.
1396
01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:21,850
- Okay, well then go spend it with your stupid boyfriend
1397
01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:24,480
and his smooth balls and angular dick.
1398
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,950
- You know, you weren't even invited to the toga party.
1399
01:00:26,950 --> 01:00:28,850
Matt Spenser was, and you weren't!
1400
01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:31,890
- Only your best friends know how to be colder than dry ice.
1401
01:00:31,890 --> 01:00:33,930
Shut up, you don't mean that.
1402
01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,160
- You had to look up the photo using hashtags.
1403
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,000
Just like Rachel Katz.
1404
01:00:45,770 --> 01:00:47,170
- You're dead to me!
1405
01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:49,570
- [Hannah] I'm glad I'm dead!
1406
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:59,580
- I didn't even want to go to Cabo anymore,
1407
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,920
I didn't even wanna like Jason Curtis.
1408
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,360
But in both cases I had gone too far,
1409
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,860
and there was no turning back.
1410
01:01:10,090 --> 01:01:13,360
- There you are! The bus is fixed!
1411
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,630
- Just leave me here to die
1412
01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,970
and let my carcass serve as a warning
1413
01:01:15,970 --> 01:01:19,340
to everyone who's ever dared to love.
1414
01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:20,670
- What was that?
1415
01:01:22,170 --> 01:01:24,110
- I'm getting on, okay?
1416
01:01:24,110 --> 01:01:27,050
Can you just like, give me a break?
1417
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:30,210
- Kate.
1418
01:01:31,450 --> 01:01:32,280
Wait.
1419
01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:37,760
Something's going on with you.
1420
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:39,460
Are you doing that
1421
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:40,860
meth suppository?
1422
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:43,760
- What?
1423
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,100
- Somebody posted about in my parenting Facebook group.
1424
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,330
There's a viral PowerPoint going around,
1425
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:54,110
teaching kids how to make methamphetamine suppositories.
1426
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:57,410
And do you know who started the PowerPoint?
1427
01:01:57,410 --> 01:01:58,380
A pedophile.
1428
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:05,680
- I wish I was on drugs. It would be so much easier than
1429
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,850
everything I'm dealing with right now.
1430
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,090
- It's a boy,
1431
01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:12,920
isn't it?
1432
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,430
- How did you know?
1433
01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:17,930
- Boys are a one-way ticket
1434
01:02:17,930 --> 01:02:20,330
to getting pregnant in the back of a convertible,
1435
01:02:20,330 --> 01:02:22,430
and then getting into an accident
1436
01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:25,940
because he's texting and driving too fast.
1437
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:29,040
- I just, I love him so much,
1438
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,180
it's gone completely past the point of love,
1439
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:33,380
and moved on to hate.
1440
01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:34,710
I hate-love him.
1441
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:41,150
- When I was in high school, there was this guy.
1442
01:02:41,150 --> 01:02:42,050
Cody Evans.
1443
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:49,160
His eyes were so blue that I thought that I'd drown in them.
1444
01:02:51,530 --> 01:02:52,330
Mm.
1445
01:02:54,870 --> 01:02:55,670
Anyway,
1446
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,340
I got so caught up in him,
1447
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,810
that my life became a disaster.
1448
01:03:04,810 --> 01:03:06,810
But those eyes, though.
1449
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:14,590
Oh,
1450
01:03:15,690 --> 01:03:17,120
I've got an idea.
1451
01:03:17,990 --> 01:03:20,290
Did you try, not liking him?
1452
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,600
- Yeah, thanks.
1453
01:03:27,030 --> 01:03:30,640
I'll consider not being ruled by my feelings and emotions.
1454
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,570
- Oh, it is so refreshing to hear that.
1455
01:03:32,570 --> 01:03:34,470
(Kelly laughs)
1456
01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:36,170
Now let's get back on that bus
1457
01:03:36,170 --> 01:03:40,010
before we catch deadly pneumonia from the cold.
1458
01:03:40,010 --> 01:03:43,180
Also, I think that that's poo.
1459
01:03:43,180 --> 01:03:44,120
That's poo.
1460
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,050
I don't know from what.
1461
01:03:47,050 --> 01:03:49,450
Oh god, the coyotes.
1462
01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:50,290
Oh my god.
1463
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,130
- All right, start getting on the bus.
1464
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,970
Come on, troops, single file line.
1465
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,270
Guys,
1466
01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:09,040
get on-
1467
01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:11,910
Get on the bus!
1468
01:04:11,910 --> 01:04:13,510
- Everybody get on the bus!
1469
01:04:13,510 --> 01:04:14,750
What are you doing?
1470
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,150
- I don't know they're not listening to me.
1471
01:04:16,150 --> 01:04:18,420
- Well, you're not very inspiring.
1472
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:19,450
You're terrible at your job.
1473
01:04:19,450 --> 01:04:21,820
Get on the bus! Get on the bus!
1474
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,890
Kate, will you hurry up?!
1475
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:27,360
Now you get on the bus!
1476
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,360
(slow jazzy music)
1477
01:04:32,230 --> 01:04:33,930
- Ugh, whatever.
1478
01:04:33,930 --> 01:04:35,330
They were all going to love me
1479
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:38,300
once I was Jason Curtis's girlfriend, right?
1480
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,440
- For the love of god, Kate, just pick a seat
1481
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,870
so we can leave!
1482
01:04:48,210 --> 01:04:52,320
(French horn toots out of tune)
1483
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,220
- Clearly you kids cannot be trusted
1484
01:04:54,220 --> 01:04:57,720
with visiting a foreign country.
1485
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,320
So, guess what?
1486
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,630
Congratulations.
1487
01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:03,590
I talked to your principal,
1488
01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:04,530
and Cabo is
1489
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,300
canceled!
1490
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:07,900
(kids cry out disappointment)
1491
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:10,300
- [Aria] Mom! Bullshit!
1492
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,240
- We are spending the night here
1493
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,540
and then it is straight home tomorrow,
1494
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,140
right after breakfast.
1495
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,040
(kids cry out)
1496
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,140
Okay fine, then just straight home tomorrow, then,
1497
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,350
no breakfast.
1498
01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:24,120
Right, oh, everyone gets real quiet.
1499
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,320
Real quiet.
1500
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,320
(French horn toots)
1501
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,560
(whimsical music)
1502
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,920
- [Aria] Mom, open it.
1503
01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:10,360
(Aria grunts)
1504
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,930
- [Kate] I didn't know what to do with myself.
1505
01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:15,770
I guess I just fling myself off the roof of the Holiday Inn?
1506
01:06:15,770 --> 01:06:18,000
I knew I couldn't actually hurt myself,
1507
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,870
so I had to fix things.
1508
01:06:19,870 --> 01:06:21,040
Somehow.
1509
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,810
If that was even possible.
1510
01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:24,940
I guess, when things are at their lowest point,
1511
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:27,310
you still have to trudge through.
1512
01:06:27,310 --> 01:06:28,980
It's the sick joke of life.
1513
01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:31,180
It won't let you quit.
1514
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:32,020
Ever.
1515
01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:37,760
Hey, roomies, hey!
1516
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,160
- [Aria] You can't room with us, sorry.
1517
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,660
- Oh, no, no, no, I already talked to your mom,
1518
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:42,960
and she said that we could get a cot from the desk,
1519
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,230
and, um, yeah, it's already settled.
1520
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:48,870
Your Periodic Limb Movement Disorder is no match for me.
1521
01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:50,070
(Aria laughs)
1522
01:06:50,070 --> 01:06:52,900
- Yay! Funsies!
1523
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:54,510
Yay!
1524
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,510
- [All] Yay!
1525
01:06:57,340 --> 01:06:58,180
- Yay.
1526
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,010
- Yay!
1527
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:01,250
When our room is ready,
1528
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,480
we're getting room service.
1529
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,380
And I'm gonna make sure it's free.
1530
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:05,980
- Oh I dunno how you guys can eat.
1531
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,180
My stomach is so full of knots,
1532
01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:08,350
anything I would put in it,
1533
01:07:08,350 --> 01:07:10,120
I'd just barf right back up.
1534
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,560
- I would hate it if I felt like you were going to vomit.
1535
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,460
Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
1536
01:07:14,460 --> 01:07:15,560
- Ew.
1537
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,930
- Figuratively.
1538
01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:18,960
You guys, I mean figuratively.
1539
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,630
- Aria, my main man.
1540
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,330
American high five.
1541
01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:24,570
- It's just a regular high five.
1542
01:07:24,570 --> 01:07:26,100
You don't need to say it's "American."
1543
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:29,370
- There's sick party in Jason Curtis's hotel room.
1544
01:07:29,370 --> 01:07:31,640
Come follow me, come, come.
1545
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,010
Drinks first, luggage later.
1546
01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:38,680
Come on, come on, let's rock the house, man!
1547
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,220
Is that how you say it?
1548
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,050
Rock the house?
1549
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:45,120
- Bogdan, no, it's "get your rocks off."
1550
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,620
- Let's get my rocks off!
1551
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:48,360
- No, no, no, no, no, don't say that,
1552
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,360
it sounds like really, really bad,
1553
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,530
so just like don't say that.
1554
01:07:52,530 --> 01:07:56,700
So, is Jason Curtis going to be at this party?
1555
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:58,640
- Yeah, my American friend!
1556
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,940
He's so amazing.
1557
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,940
He's shown me so many good things,
1558
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,180
in the good old U.S. of A.!
1559
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:05,240
- People don't say that.
1560
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,410
- They all just drink beers,
1561
01:08:07,410 --> 01:08:10,580
drive 'round and talk about life, man.
1562
01:08:11,950 --> 01:08:13,220
- Wait, you guys drink and drive?
1563
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,750
That's kinda like-
1564
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:15,990
- Da.
1565
01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:17,420
- I dunno that's like, kinda wrong.
1566
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:18,920
- Okay.
1567
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,220
Hello everybody.
1568
01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:21,990
Woohoo! Spring break!
1569
01:08:23,260 --> 01:08:24,100
Go wild, girls!
1570
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,930
(Aria screams)
1571
01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:27,770
Hello everybody!
1572
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:29,270
- Ugh, Luke.
1573
01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:32,070
What? Are you gonna like make a joke about my tits?
1574
01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:33,440
Or talk about your gonads?
1575
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,270
What now?
1576
01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:39,840
- I just dunno how to talk to you, okay?
1577
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,050
- I know what you're thinking, but no.
1578
01:08:45,050 --> 01:08:46,620
Luke didn't have a crush on me.
1579
01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:48,550
I mean, he made fun of me all the time,
1580
01:08:48,550 --> 01:08:50,290
so there's no way.
1581
01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:52,620
Anyways, back to my destiny.
1582
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,830
(hip hop music)
1583
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,300
♪ Might of said I love her ♪ but I never made a promise
1584
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:07,000
♪ I should be ashamed ♪ and I've said it to a few birds ♪
1585
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,640
♪ Made them think that they was mine ♪ Get 'em new purse ♪
1586
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,770
♪ And attention
1587
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:12,310
♪ It got to they head quick
1588
01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:13,240
♪ Will I ever learn
1589
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:14,610
♪ That a good question
1590
01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:17,620
♪ Damn, a lotta pressure so I gotta pop ♪
1591
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:22,150
♪ And I love it like Icona Pop, sorry that y'all gotta watch ♪
1592
01:09:22,150 --> 01:09:23,950
- Yo, ladies!
1593
01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:25,260
Welcome to my hotel room.
1594
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:29,430
A.K.A. El Casa du Jason
1595
01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:30,930
for just this trip, just this trip.
1596
01:09:30,930 --> 01:09:32,160
(girls giggle)
1597
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,960
- On top of it all, you speak Spanish?
1598
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:34,900
- Just the Spanish I learnt from
1599
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:36,730
Frat House 4: Tijuana Titties.
1600
01:09:36,730 --> 01:09:40,400
- Oh my god, you observe things so you learn things?
1601
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,970
Is there anything you can't do?
1602
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,310
- Last time I checked,
1603
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,140
no.
1604
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:46,640
(girls laugh)
1605
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,550
What would you ladies think if I like
1606
01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:50,010
bleached my beard,
1607
01:09:50,010 --> 01:09:52,350
but also grew a beard first?
1608
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,190
Wouldn't it be so tight if I had a beard
1609
01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:57,320
and it was the same color as my skin?
1610
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,690
- That would be so hot, Jason.
1611
01:09:58,690 --> 01:10:00,320
- Jason!
1612
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,130
Move.
1613
01:10:02,730 --> 01:10:05,060
I feel like I've been trying to see you this whole trip.
1614
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:06,260
Why're you being so distant?
1615
01:10:06,260 --> 01:10:08,170
- Babe, you know that road trips,
1616
01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:09,330
they take a lot out of me.
1617
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:10,170
- Yeah, I know!
1618
01:10:10,170 --> 01:10:11,270
Are you okay?
1619
01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:14,310
- No, no!
1620
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:16,070
What happened between her and Jason Curtis
1621
01:10:16,070 --> 01:10:18,340
ended when it started.
1622
01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:19,980
- Anyways, now that you're feeling better,
1623
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,450
I think we should get out of here?
1624
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:25,650
I know it's your hotel room, but it's just a little crowded.
1625
01:10:25,650 --> 01:10:28,220
- Get out of here, and?
1626
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:31,390
- And do what we did after homecoming.
1627
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,090
- I knew it!
1628
01:10:35,090 --> 01:10:36,960
The bitch sabotaged me on purpose.
1629
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,330
I crashed and burned, and she was the one with the match.
1630
01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:43,100
Also, what's something that would make you crash?
1631
01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:47,000
Like, like she was driving another car into me.
1632
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:47,910
- Aria, no!
1633
01:10:49,270 --> 01:10:50,440
Look, we hooked up once,
1634
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:51,710
and that was-
1635
01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:53,180
- Twice, Jason! We hooked up twice.
1636
01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:54,510
- Whatever! That doesn't mean text me this whole trip!
1637
01:10:54,510 --> 01:10:55,480
- You keep texting me!
1638
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,950
You keep on leading me on!
1639
01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:58,480
I wouldn't think we could be together,
1640
01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,950
if you didn't make me think we could be together!
1641
01:10:59,950 --> 01:11:01,320
(Jason imitates Aria)
1642
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:02,490
- Shut up, Aria.
1643
01:11:02,490 --> 01:11:05,520
Before for you get beep-booped.
1644
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,060
Boop!
1645
01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:08,160
Boom, JC out!
1646
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,800
(Aria sobs)
1647
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:19,000
- Aria was a casualty of Jason Curtis and his charm,
1648
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,270
mistakenly believing
1649
01:11:20,270 --> 01:11:22,770
that she could be the one who's different.
1650
01:11:22,770 --> 01:11:24,040
Dumb idiot.
1651
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,540
What? Like I'm not going to take my moment?
1652
01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:31,550
Maybe he was just being awful to Aria because she sucked?
1653
01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:35,120
- Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't know anyone was out here, so,
1654
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,050
I'll go.
1655
01:11:36,050 --> 01:11:36,990
- No, stay.
1656
01:11:41,490 --> 01:11:42,330
Kate.
1657
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,230
(hip hop music plays)
1658
01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:47,030
What?
1659
01:11:48,330 --> 01:11:50,430
- Every time you are aware of my existence,
1660
01:11:50,430 --> 01:11:52,400
I freak out a little.
1661
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,010
- Of course I know who you are.
1662
01:11:55,010 --> 01:11:58,210
Our school is only like, twelve people.
1663
01:11:59,810 --> 01:12:00,580
- Cool.
1664
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:05,520
- I'm just so bummed we never got to like
1665
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,020
hang out or whatever.
1666
01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:10,620
I always thought we could be two people who could like,
1667
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:11,460
connect.
1668
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,560
- Yeah.
1669
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:14,460
Yeah, same.
1670
01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:18,560
We could like totally connect.
1671
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,370
- Why did it take us so long,
1672
01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:24,540
to be here our here,
1673
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:25,370
tonight,
1674
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,470
on this patio?
1675
01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:32,680
- You, you know, we're um,
1676
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,080
we're both gonna be in Rhode Island next year.
1677
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,510
Since I'm going to Kenzer,
1678
01:12:36,510 --> 01:12:38,980
and you'll be at Linsmore.
1679
01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:39,920
- Linsmore?
1680
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:44,120
- Yeah. Your college?
1681
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,890
- Oh, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad got me in.
1682
01:12:46,890 --> 01:12:48,560
Legacy or some shit.
1683
01:12:49,790 --> 01:12:50,630
- Um,
1684
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,800
this may be like, I dunno, totally lame, um
1685
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:56,770
do you,
1686
01:12:56,770 --> 01:12:58,800
uh, do you want this?
1687
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,040
- What is that?
1688
01:13:01,570 --> 01:13:06,580
- Um, it's the sketch, from the photo that you liked.
1689
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:07,580
- Huh?
1690
01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:11,450
- Um, a couple days ago.
1691
01:13:11,450 --> 01:13:13,180
Before we left.
1692
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,190
You liked a photo of me, holding this.
1693
01:13:16,190 --> 01:13:17,020
- Yo!
1694
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,460
That might have been my butt.
1695
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:22,290
I don't really like people's shit.
1696
01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:24,130
- Oh.
1697
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,700
I thought you liked it.
1698
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,400
- Hey, wait.
1699
01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:34,640
I do like it, Hannah.
1700
01:13:35,940 --> 01:13:36,940
- I'm Kate.
1701
01:13:38,210 --> 01:13:41,680
- Oh, you two, you're always together, and,
1702
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:43,550
I dunno, me and the boys, we all have a bet,
1703
01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:46,220
if you two would do a three way.
1704
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,820
- Wait.
1705
01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:50,920
How can you know you like it, if you've never seen it,
1706
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,490
and what? Like, a three way?
1707
01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:56,390
- You are talking way too too much.
1708
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,660
I don't want to know you like that.
1709
01:14:00,660 --> 01:14:03,070
I want to know you like this.
1710
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,910
(Jason belches)
1711
01:14:08,910 --> 01:14:09,740
Oh.
1712
01:14:10,970 --> 01:14:11,810
Jaeger.
1713
01:14:18,180 --> 01:14:19,020
What?
1714
01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,190
- I'm cold.
1715
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,720
- Oh, girl.
1716
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,060
Let me warm you up.
1717
01:14:46,910 --> 01:14:48,910
- He smelt like sweat alright,
1718
01:14:48,910 --> 01:14:51,750
but not the kind that smells good.
1719
01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:54,180
Thank you.
1720
01:14:55,050 --> 01:14:56,050
- No doubt.
1721
01:14:59,790 --> 01:15:01,560
Where you going?
1722
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:02,390
- Inside.
1723
01:15:05,630 --> 01:15:08,630
And also, Hannah would never have a three way with you.
1724
01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:09,830
She's not like that.
1725
01:15:09,830 --> 01:15:12,440
She is the only person in this shit hole
1726
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,340
with class.
1727
01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:18,340
I fully include myself as part of that shit hole.
1728
01:15:19,510 --> 01:15:22,050
- So you'd still do the three way?
1729
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:27,820
Whatever.
1730
01:15:29,190 --> 01:15:31,990
I'll probably still close tonight.
1731
01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:33,990
Yo, where is Bogdan at?!
1732
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:48,640
- What are you doing?
1733
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,610
- Well, I was gonna go in there and redeem myself
1734
01:15:50,610 --> 01:15:52,210
because if they thought I had smooth balls before,
1735
01:15:52,210 --> 01:15:54,550
wait 'til they see them now!
1736
01:15:57,010 --> 01:16:00,950
It doesn't sound as good when I say it out loud.
1737
01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:07,360
Just, don't tell Hannah, please.
1738
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,590
Forget you saw anything, just forget it all.
1739
01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:10,890
Thank you! Bye.
1740
01:16:16,370 --> 01:16:19,300
(melancholy music)
1741
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:40,290
- Did you know that Aria had never had a boyfriend?
1742
01:16:40,290 --> 01:16:42,060
That guys only wanted to hook up with her
1743
01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:43,130
because she was pretty,
1744
01:16:43,130 --> 01:16:44,730
but never date her?
1745
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:47,160
And that it wasn't because she was a bitch.
1746
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:50,100
She was a pushover around guys if anything.
1747
01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:53,070
Or that her mom and dad had been sleeping in separate beds
1748
01:16:53,070 --> 01:16:54,740
for four years?
1749
01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:58,240
And they'd break up a week after we graduated?
1750
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,040
I didn't, until that night.
1751
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,880
(melancholy music continues)
1752
01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:38,180
(birds chirp)
1753
01:17:38,180 --> 01:17:39,880
- [Kelly] All right, all right, you have,
1754
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,180
hey, hey!
1755
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:43,450
Yu have one hour before breakfast,
1756
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:46,120
and then it's back on the bus!
1757
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,960
Okay, let's go, come on, come on.
1758
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,800
- Hi,
1759
01:17:56,730 --> 01:17:58,400
um, can we talk?
1760
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,970
I feel like maybe we might have said some things we
1761
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:02,810
regret.
1762
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:11,150
I have something like I really wanna get off my chest.
1763
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,980
- She doesn't wanna talk to you, Kate.
1764
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:17,490
- Oh, I didn't know you knew words, Matt.
1765
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,290
- You know what, FYI,
1766
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,260
my penis is normal, okay?
1767
01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:24,160
There was just a shadow on the photo that everyone saw.
1768
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,600
But if would have seen it,
1769
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,360
and compared it to everyone else who was changing,
1770
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,830
you would know-
1771
01:18:27,830 --> 01:18:29,130
- It's a regular penis. - No, I know.
1772
01:18:29,130 --> 01:18:30,400
- It's a regular shape penis.
1773
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,140
- Kate's never seen a penis, so.
1774
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:38,140
- Well, I had something like important to say,
1775
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:38,980
but fine!
1776
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:50,120
(mysterious music)
1777
01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:54,660
- Hey Kate!
1778
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:55,560
You a narc?
1779
01:18:56,790 --> 01:18:57,790
- Excuse me?
1780
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,970
Are you doing butt drugs?
1781
01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:04,330
- It gets you a better high,
1782
01:19:04,330 --> 01:19:07,100
because the lining of your colon,
1783
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:08,410
it's more absorbient.
1784
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,340
There's a PowerPoint on it, Kate!
1785
01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:12,280
- Da, absorbient.
1786
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,210
Go, go, go.
1787
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,480
Come on, come on.
1788
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:19,350
- Oh,
1789
01:19:19,350 --> 01:19:20,180
yes!
1790
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:22,850
(Bogdan laughs)
1791
01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:39,700
(Jason laughs)
1792
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:43,070
- Woo! I love America.
1793
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,640
(funky music)
1794
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,790
- I wanted to stay in that diner parking lot,
1795
01:19:57,790 --> 01:20:00,620
change my name, and start a new life.
1796
01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:02,430
But I would've gotten in trouble,
1797
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:05,000
so I got on the bus to go home.
1798
01:20:13,570 --> 01:20:14,640
Kill me now.
1799
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:28,750
- Wait!
1800
01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:30,050
Wait, wait, wait!
1801
01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:31,250
That bus has to open.
1802
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,460
- Uh-uh, this bus is full.
1803
01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:33,290
Go to the other one.
1804
01:20:33,290 --> 01:20:34,220
But, wait, but,
1805
01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:35,860
Jason Curtis is on this bus!
1806
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:37,190
- [Kelly] Well maybe you'll find the rest of your shirt
1807
01:20:37,190 --> 01:20:38,260
on the other bus!
1808
01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:39,100
- What!
1809
01:20:46,670 --> 01:20:47,740
- Who's that?
1810
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,370
Is that your girlfriend?
1811
01:20:50,370 --> 01:20:54,280
- No, it's this girl who's like, all into me.
1812
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,080
- Wow.
1813
01:20:58,350 --> 01:20:59,880
Well you should probably like, put your phone away
1814
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,120
because you might get car sick.
1815
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:05,290
(Jason groans, his stomach gurgles)
1816
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,590
Dude.
1817
01:21:07,590 --> 01:21:09,360
You are the captain of the football team,
1818
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,000
you should definitely be able to handle motion better.
1819
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:16,070
- No, they made me quit, I got too many concussions.
1820
01:21:16,070 --> 01:21:18,130
Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
1821
01:21:18,130 --> 01:21:19,040
I think I'm gonna throw up.
1822
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:19,870
- No, not on me!
1823
01:21:19,870 --> 01:21:21,000
- No! Not on me!
1824
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,540
- No, no, no! - I'm gonna throw up!
1825
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:30,050
- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
1826
01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,550
If you weren't on fricking' butt drugs
1827
01:21:31,550 --> 01:21:33,350
maybe you wouldn't've puked on me!
1828
01:21:33,350 --> 01:21:34,550
(buzzer sounds)
1829
01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:36,650
- Did someone say butt drugs?!
1830
01:21:36,650 --> 01:21:38,150
- No, he is not!
1831
01:21:38,150 --> 01:21:40,890
He is a perfect angel who would never do anything wrong.
1832
01:21:40,890 --> 01:21:44,930
- I saw him put them inside his asshole!
1833
01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:46,960
- Kate! Language.
1834
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,430
- And then I saw him fart on Bogdan,
1835
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:51,130
so Bogdan could breathe in the THC,
1836
01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:54,140
but really I think he just wanted to fart on Bogdan.
1837
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,640
- Jason Curtis farted on you?
1838
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,710
God, you're so lucky.
1839
01:21:57,710 --> 01:22:01,080
- Okay, we are getting off this bus, right now!
1840
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,510
Ugh, Kate, I hate you!
1841
01:22:02,510 --> 01:22:03,880
- Well good, because I hate you too!
1842
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,920
Actually, I hate all of you!
1843
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,620
- Uh, we don't care, Kate, sit down.
1844
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:09,120
- I am not going to sit down.
1845
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,190
I am so done with you guys.
1846
01:22:11,190 --> 01:22:13,820
Actually, I am so done with this whole school.
1847
01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:17,360
Jason Curtis just vomited on me, because he's an idiot,
1848
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,160
and nobody says anything!
1849
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,330
You guys just like let it slide, because
1850
01:22:21,330 --> 01:22:22,930
he is so crazy fine.
1851
01:22:22,930 --> 01:22:24,430
This could be you!
1852
01:22:24,430 --> 01:22:26,770
You could be covered in throw up!
1853
01:22:26,770 --> 01:22:28,200
- It's senior year,
1854
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,640
everybody hates everybody,
1855
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,510
we just waited 'til May to say it!
1856
01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:32,710
So sit down!
1857
01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:33,640
- You sit down!
1858
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,810
- You sit down! - Sit down!
1859
01:22:34,810 --> 01:22:35,780
- I will get Penelope!
1860
01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:37,380
- Sit down, right now!
1861
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:38,880
- Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!
1862
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:42,020
You actually need to sit down for safety reasons!
1863
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:43,190
- Okay, sorry.
1864
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,030
- What are you high from his butt?!
1865
01:22:49,030 --> 01:22:50,230
(Bogdan laughing)
1866
01:22:50,230 --> 01:22:52,400
Oh great, great!
1867
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,960
Look at the pinata.
1868
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,310
(Jason belches)
1869
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:09,980
(whimsical music)
1870
01:23:13,550 --> 01:23:15,690
- I would murder you, if it weren't illegal.
1871
01:23:15,690 --> 01:23:16,690
I mean that.
1872
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,200
- I am friends with your mother.
1873
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,070
And believe me, she's gonna hear about this!
1874
01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:31,030
So? She doesn't give a shit about me.
1875
01:23:31,030 --> 01:23:32,840
She's always in L.A. getting her boobs done,
1876
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:34,070
and cheating on my dad.
1877
01:23:34,070 --> 01:23:35,570
- And when we get back to school,
1878
01:23:35,570 --> 01:23:39,510
I will strongly recommend your expulsion!
1879
01:23:39,510 --> 01:23:42,750
- Ooh, the horror! The horror!
1880
01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:44,280
- Stand back in that line.
1881
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,420
Stop giggling.
1882
01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:46,650
It's not funny.
1883
01:23:47,650 --> 01:23:50,120
- Ma'am, respectfully,
1884
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,490
I'm kinda turned on by you right now.
1885
01:23:52,490 --> 01:23:53,960
- High as a kite.
1886
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,430
That's what I'm getting right now,
1887
01:23:55,430 --> 01:23:56,660
high as a kite.
1888
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,260
- Full staff.
1889
01:23:58,260 --> 01:23:59,730
- I don't have words,
1890
01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:03,400
for my level of disgustedness!
1891
01:24:04,530 --> 01:24:06,070
- [Kate] Okay, I get that you can't go around
1892
01:24:06,070 --> 01:24:07,600
wishing people are dead,
1893
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:09,270
just because you don't like them,
1894
01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:11,610
but Jason Curtis was dead.
1895
01:24:11,610 --> 01:24:12,410
Dead!
1896
01:24:29,590 --> 01:24:32,600
(thoughtful music)
1897
01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:45,610
I didn't talk to Hannah for the rest of the school year.
1898
01:24:50,050 --> 01:24:52,650
- Hey, thanks for ruining the trip again.
1899
01:24:52,650 --> 01:24:54,750
Sleep with one eye open.
1900
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:57,720
- Hey, Kate?
1901
01:25:01,990 --> 01:25:03,760
I'm really sorry Jason threw up
1902
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,930
all over your yearbook stuff.
1903
01:25:05,930 --> 01:25:06,760
Jeez.
1904
01:25:08,830 --> 01:25:12,570
- It's not the worst thing to happen on this trip, so.
1905
01:25:12,570 --> 01:25:15,540
- I'm sorry I tried to sabotage you.
1906
01:25:15,540 --> 01:25:17,140
You know like feminists say,
1907
01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:19,340
we shouldn't compete for guys.
1908
01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:21,140
And if we're doing that,
1909
01:25:21,140 --> 01:25:23,450
you know, what did Gloria Steinem even die for?
1910
01:25:23,450 --> 01:25:24,650
- Oh, she like not-
1911
01:25:24,650 --> 01:25:27,220
- But I really, totally get it now.
1912
01:25:28,350 --> 01:25:31,420
- Yeah, especially when he wasn't worth it.
1913
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:33,420
- Also, about your drawings,
1914
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,360
I think I have an idea.
1915
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,030
(uplifting music)
1916
01:25:50,010 --> 01:25:53,010
(Ms. Perez laughs)
1917
01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:01,720
- Aria and I still text.
1918
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:02,950
Oh wait, actually,
1919
01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:05,760
I saw Hannah two weeks after we graduated.
1920
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:08,890
Matt broke up with her a few days before.
1921
01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:10,890
The whole school found out about it,
1922
01:26:10,890 --> 01:26:12,300
it kinda sucked.
1923
01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:36,750
- I thought you worked at the coffee shop across the street?
1924
01:26:37,550 --> 01:26:39,020
- Wanna sit?
1925
01:26:39,020 --> 01:26:39,860
- Sure.
1926
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:47,960
- Um, I treated you like a jerk.
1927
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:54,840
Jason Curtis, he made me feel like I was going nuts.
1928
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,240
- Look you know what you did wrong, okay,
1929
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,510
you really don't need to harp on it.
1930
01:26:58,510 --> 01:26:59,740
- No, I should've just like realized
1931
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:01,680
that my life was enough.
1932
01:27:04,450 --> 01:27:06,120
Because I was happy.
1933
01:27:09,150 --> 01:27:11,650
- It's just this breakup was really hard on me,
1934
01:27:11,650 --> 01:27:14,090
'cause I didn't have anyone to lean on.
1935
01:27:14,090 --> 01:27:16,590
So, that was the hardest part.
1936
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,530
- I am so stupid.
1937
01:27:22,470 --> 01:27:23,970
It wasn't the guy.
1938
01:27:25,270 --> 01:27:26,100
It was me.
1939
01:27:27,970 --> 01:27:29,640
I just, I didn't feel like
1940
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:32,810
I had a choice in loving Jason Curtis.
1941
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:39,650
But I guess I always had a choice in how I acted to you, so.
1942
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:42,520
- Look, don't call yourself stupid.
1943
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:43,620
Just, like,
1944
01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:45,290
be better next time.
1945
01:27:47,890 --> 01:27:51,060
Anyway, I have been dying to tell you.
1946
01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:52,660
Matt's penis
1947
01:27:52,660 --> 01:27:55,400
is weirder than it looks in the photos.
1948
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,000
Yes, it's like square somehow.
1949
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,870
- Oh my god, I literally knew it!
1950
01:28:00,870 --> 01:28:02,570
Mm, I kinda feel bad, actually.
1951
01:28:02,570 --> 01:28:04,040
Like, this is definitely the kind of thing
1952
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,210
people are still gonna be talking about in twenty years.
1953
01:28:06,210 --> 01:28:09,050
Like, maybe we should not gossip?
1954
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:14,420
But also, Will Park hooked up with Emma Daniels at prom.
1955
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:16,120
Like, Emma, not Olivia.
1956
01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:17,420
- What?
1957
01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:19,020
No, I though he was dating Olivia?
1958
01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:21,060
- Yeah, sorta, it was like this whole thing.
1959
01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:23,360
So, Will Park and Olivia went on a few dates.
1960
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,830
Wait, remember when Emma had that like full-blown meltdown
1961
01:28:26,830 --> 01:28:28,500
- in math class? - Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
1962
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:30,470
- [Kate] Hannah and I went to different colleges.
1963
01:28:30,470 --> 01:28:33,740
We talk sometimes, but not as much as we used to.
1964
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:36,470
She's all busy with nursing school.
1965
01:28:36,470 --> 01:28:40,540
Plus it feels like we're just becoming different.
1966
01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:44,850
And then I found out
1967
01:28:44,850 --> 01:28:46,380
that Jason Curtis's dad pulled some strings
1968
01:28:46,380 --> 01:28:48,020
so Jason could still go to college,
1969
01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,020
even though he was expelled from high school,
1970
01:28:50,020 --> 01:28:51,320
and then guess what?
1971
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:52,260
- [Both girls] What?
1972
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:53,590
- Jason Curtis dropped out,
1973
01:28:53,590 --> 01:28:56,860
and started selling cars with his half-cousin.
1974
01:28:56,860 --> 01:28:58,190
Guys,
1975
01:28:58,190 --> 01:28:59,300
Nissans.
1976
01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:01,000
- [Both girls] Ew.
1977
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,570
- Yeah, it's terrible.
1978
01:29:03,570 --> 01:29:05,440
- Oh, great.
1979
01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:06,740
That guy just texted me,
1980
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:08,040
he's going home.
1981
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,570
Thanks a billion, Kate.
1982
01:29:09,570 --> 01:29:11,710
- So what? Just text him later that you wanna meet up.
1983
01:29:11,710 --> 01:29:12,940
- Really?
1984
01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:14,140
- Yeah, but like, in a couple days
1985
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,550
so he doesn't think you're a psycho.
1986
01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:16,780
- [Nellie] Okay, fine. - Don't wait too long though,
1987
01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:17,580
'cause then he's gonna think you're a slut,
1988
01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:19,120
it has to be 48 hours.
1989
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,480
Not like 48 hours on the dot or anything,
1990
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:23,420
then he's gonna think you're like weird.
1991
01:29:23,420 --> 01:29:24,350
- Yeah.
1992
01:29:24,350 --> 01:29:26,520
- Oh my god, I love this song!
1993
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,360
- Okay, come on, let's go. - Oh my god, we're going.
1994
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:29,190
Bye!
1995
01:29:37,370 --> 01:29:39,940
(funky music)
1996
01:29:42,970 --> 01:29:44,870
♪ Freedom
1997
01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:47,010
♪ So fresh so new
1998
01:29:47,010 --> 01:29:48,850
♪ Freedom
1999
01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:51,050
♪ Its all for you
2000
01:29:51,050 --> 01:29:52,820
♪ Freedom
2001
01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:54,450
♪ Keep your ear to the ground
2002
01:29:54,450 --> 01:29:56,550
♪ Talkin 'bout freedom
2003
01:29:56,550 --> 01:29:59,190
♪ It's the best show in town
2004
01:29:59,190 --> 01:30:01,420
♪ Freedom
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