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Previously on This Is Us...
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Hey, I picked up the turkey
for our three-day brine.
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I-I love a good brine.
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You know, you're welcome to join us.
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Kate, you just need to relax.
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- Okay?
- Really? What you needed to do
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was put him to bed at
3:00 like I asked you to.
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Build me that house.
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The house he was gonna build for me.
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A-Aren't you having a piece?
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No.
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We have to watch ourselves, Rebecca.
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Hey, do you think your dad's
actually gonna let me carve?
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Yeah. Of course.
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- This is our Thanksgiving.
- Mm.
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I mean, the sugar pie might
not turn out exactly right,
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but that's only because my mom
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refuses to reveal the secret ingredient.
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- Mm.
- But it doesn't matter.
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Today, Rebecca Malone is in charge.
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- Yes, she is. And soon to be Rebecca Pearson.
- Mm-hmm. Mm, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm.
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- Mmm. Hey. Do you know what time it is?
- Mmm. Yeah.
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Because I want to be sure to clean up
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before they...
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... get here.
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- Yep.
- Uh, okay, let me put this in the oven.
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Okay.
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'Kay.
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So, Mom, you nervous
about your boyfriend
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coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
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I'm okay.
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I just hope the boys
don't feel threatened
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- by Matt.
- Mm.
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I am excited
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to meet Miguel's girlfriend.
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She's French.
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Marguerite.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Remember making this pie
when you were a little girl?
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You loved being my sous chef.
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Here.
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Taste.
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Mm.
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You want to try and guess
the secret ingredient
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like you used to?
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Oh, I think it's the massive
amounts of butter and sugar
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that make it taste so good.
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♪ And Anna begin ♪
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Mm. Eh.
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♪ And Anna begin ♪
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No. No, no, no.
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♪ And Anna begins... ♪
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Okay...
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What are you doing?
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I am writing down the sugar
pie recipe, in case I forget.
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Oh. You mean in case I forget.
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Well, you don't need to
worry, because these recipes
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live deep inside.
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Besides, I don't know if I'm ready
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to reveal the secret
ingredient quite yet.
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Here.
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Let my grandson lick that.
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- Ooh!
- Mm-hmm.
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Jack, do you want to try Grandma's pie?
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You want to try? You want to taste it?
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- What do you think?
- Good.
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- Is it good? Would you like some more?
- Yeah.
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Okay, let's-let's not go sugar crazy.
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He's already got sugary cereal,
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- so...
- Um, actually,
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his cereal's whole grain.
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Are you sure? 'Cause it tastes frosted.
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Yeah, no, I'm positive. Yeah.
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You would know if you went
on our grocery runs with us.
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Hey, I said I was willing
to go on the weekends,
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but you said you wanted
to go with your mom.
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- So...
- You know what? It's Thanksgiving.
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Can we just let our son enjoy it?
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Fine.
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Yeah.
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♪ My twins are in Reseda ♪
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♪ On this Turkey Day ♪
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♪ I wish I was with them ♪
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♪ But Elijah got his way ♪
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♪ Even Uncle Nicky's
got a girlfriend ♪
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♪ He's in Topeka with her now ♪
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I guess I'll just be alone.
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Till my tin heart goes...
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... ka-plow.
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I just made that up on the fly.
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Um, has anyone heard from Randall?
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♪ Call me Al ♪
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♪ Call me Al. ♪
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Come on, man. What's going on?
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Hey, I'm trying to get
my gobble on, Jae-won.
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This better be of the utmost.
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Sorry, I know. But I figured
this was worth the interruption.
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Senator Gamble's office keeps calling.
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He saw the article in
The Philadelphia Local
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and sends his regards.
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Huh.
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Tell the senator I have
to call the old fart back
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after the holiday.
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Today's a family day.
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I'll polish up the
language and pass it on.
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You the man. Gobble, gobble.
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- Gobble, gobble.
- We're so cute.
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I know. All right, later.
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Later.
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My man.
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- Brushing off the senator.
- Pshh.
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No more work calls, no e-mails.
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The only thing I'm using this phone for
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is to record every memory
of this epic Pearson holiday.
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I want the girls to spend
some quality time with my mom.
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Hey, ladies.
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Girls.
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Girls... !
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- Yeah.
- What? What?
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- Are we there?
- Ladies,
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I would like to make
a request, all right?
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That you put your phones away for today.
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No Instagram, no TikTok.
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Deja, do you think you can refrain
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for one day from texting with Malik?
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Well, that shouldn't be a problem.
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He's acting so weird.
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He hasn't texted all morning.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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All right, you guys can go back to...
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Yeah, exactly what
you're doing right now.
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Great.
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Anyway,
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it's gonna be a rewarding
and drama-free Thanksgiving.
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Aw, baby.
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- I love your heart.
- Mm.
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- Dig your ambition.
- Thank you.
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But the Pearson epitaph will read,
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"Lovely people,
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cried a lot,
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traumatic-as-hell Thanksgivings".
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We're here.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
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Sophie and I broke up.
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Beer?
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Uh, nah, man, it's-it's
only noon, so I'm good.
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Yeah, he cheated on her,
like a freakin' idiot.
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What? Want to say something?
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Oh, no, n... uh, nothing,
it's just good to see my sis.
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- Ah.
- Hey.
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All of my babies are here.
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- Hey, Mom, how you doing?
- Oh...
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- Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.
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Hi.
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Oh, you guys, thank you so
much for being supportive today.
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I know it might feel
a little weird, but...
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Matt's a, he's a really
great guy, I promise.
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Well, that was nice to hear.
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- Oh. Hi.
- Sorry, the door was open.
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It's okay, come on in. Good to see you.
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- Happy Thanksgiving. Hi.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Um, these are my kids.
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- Well, uh, you know Kevin and Kate.
- Yeah, good to see you.
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And then this is my son
Randall and his girlfriend Beth.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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Matt.
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Firm handshake. You own your own house?
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- I mean, it's a town house.
- Oh, man,
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this is gonna be a good one.
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Hey!
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Hello, family.
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The Black Pearsons have
arrived for Thanksgiving.
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So good to see you.
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- Hi. Oh...
- Ah.
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Mwah. Hi, I'm Marguerite.
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I've been waiting an
eternity to meet you.
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- You are stunning.
- Oh.
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Miguel talks about you all the time.
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Oh, come on in. Hi, thank you.
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- Hi. Hey.
- Hi.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Come in, come in.
- Right on.
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- Oh, you remember Matt, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah. Hey. Hey, Miguel. Yeah.
- Hey. Good to see you.
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Hmm.
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- Um...
- That was awkward, right?
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- Yeah, there's a lot going on here.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, Kate.
- Yeah.
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Tell the story of Mom making us
those homemade turkey costumes.
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Oh, my gosh, okay, they were so cute,
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but there were so many ruffles.
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Like, you couldn't even move your arms.
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Hey, guys?
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Um, so after dinner, I'd love
to have a little family talk.
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Just the four of us and Miguel.
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It's so rare that we're
all together like this.
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It's nothing bad, I just...
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I want to go over a few things, okay?
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Okay.
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- Yeah, of course, Mom.
- Of course. Yeah, yeah.
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- You got it.
- Cool. Yep.
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Yep. It's gonna be a
hell of a Thanksgiving.
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sync and corrections by awaqeded
www.addic7ed.com.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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Did you add the secret ingredient?
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I did not, 'cause you
didn't tell me what it is.
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- I didn't?
- No.
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- You did not, and you know that.
- Ah. Well...
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So, have you found your wedding dress?
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'Cause I can dig through
my closet for mine.
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I'm okay. I think I'm
gonna go with something
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flowy, less traditional.
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Well, you know, the months
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leading up to the
wedding are so stressful.
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- Uh-huh...
- My advice:
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starve yourself early on,
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and it'll give you a buffer
for bad decisions later.
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You know what, Mom? I
think I look just fine.
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You think they're gonna kill each other?
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Oh, it's quite, quite possible.
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So, how is the gravy coming?
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Ooh, you didn't strain it.
Look, see all the lumps?
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Yeah, okay, Mom, I'm
just getting started...
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- Yeah, okay. Yeah.
- ... so give me a chance.
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Sorry I'm-I'm not more help.
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I'm a horrible cook.
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When I'm in the kitchen, it's like,
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"Houston, we have a problem."
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Um, where-where is the-the toilet?
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Oh, this way. I'll show you.
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- You need some help with that?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, that'd be great.
- All right.
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Yeah, it's, uh, it's Pinot noir.
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It's, uh, Rebecca's favorite.
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- Oh, yeah? Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
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- Uh, let's see. There we go.
- All right.
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Is it okay?
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Sure.
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I-I just want this to go well.
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I want the kids to like me, you know?
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I'm hoping to stick around for
as long as Rebecca will have me.
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- Yeah? Yeah. Oh.
- Yeah.
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Dan Marino thinks it's a blitz...
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Why do you keep looking at Kate, man?
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She's just gained a lot of weight.
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Of course she has.
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Think about her life, man.
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She lives with Mom,
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she's got the worst
ex-boyfriend of all time,
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she thinks her dog killed our dad.
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I can totally tell when
they're talking about me.
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Randall was shocked when
he saw how big I've gotten.
258
00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:12,008
Hey, everybody gains the
freshman 15 at college.
259
00:11:12,032 --> 00:11:14,644
Yeah, well, I gained the freshman 40
260
00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:16,169
and I'm not even in college.
261
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All right, everybody.
262
00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:26,323
So, this is it, this is the land
263
00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:30,327
that will eventually become
the Pearson family mecca.
264
00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:31,661
Soak it in, people.
265
00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:33,430
Hey.
266
00:11:33,454 --> 00:11:35,532
So, this talk.
267
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You think Mom's gonna tell us she needs
268
00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:38,535
to have her driver's license taken away?
269
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,037
Or what if she lost all her
money to online scammers?
270
00:11:41,061 --> 00:11:44,007
Or maybe she and Miguel
want to become a throuple.
271
00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,775
- Oh, Lord. Man... Kate?
- What?
272
00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:48,078
- It could be anything.
- Kate, what do you think?
273
00:11:48,102 --> 00:11:51,114
I just think that we
should trust Mom, you know?
274
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Let her share what she wants to share.
275
00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:56,686
- Yeah.
- Hey, Kate? I'm-I'm at my wit's end.
276
00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,288
I had to strap him into the stroller,
277
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'cause he-he w... he just...
he won't walk with his cane,
278
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,358
and when I pick him up, he goes nuclear.
279
00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:03,059
Have you tried narrating to him?
280
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,861
Like, the colors of
the birds or the trees?
281
00:12:04,885 --> 00:12:06,196
He just gets really frustrated
282
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,964
when he doesn't know the full picture.
283
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,267
Yeah, I-I know what he likes,
it's just hard to narrate
284
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,736
a David Attenborough documentary
when he's losing his mind
285
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,006
because he's had too much sugar.
286
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,574
Seriously?
287
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:18,909
Yeah, seriously.
288
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,510
You know, guys, when I... um,
289
00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:21,945
if Jack's upset at home sometimes,
290
00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:24,281
I'll just, I'll sing to him.
291
00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:25,949
Oh, Jack likes music?
292
00:12:25,973 --> 00:12:27,284
- Toby.
- Wow. Thanks, Kev.
293
00:12:27,308 --> 00:12:28,985
Hey, can you just, can you help me
294
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,744
- instead of instructing me?
- Yeah, Tobe, I can.
295
00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:36,426
They're like that all the time lately.
296
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:38,028
Yeah, baby stage is rough.
297
00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:41,064
Beth and I used to have
these intense wordless fights.
298
00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:42,999
You ever had a woman
scream at you with her eyes?
299
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,435
Oh, stop the presses,
300
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:47,003
ladies and gentlemen.
301
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:50,340
The Pearson girls are
teaching Grandma how to floss.
302
00:12:50,364 --> 00:12:52,142
Aww, snap.
303
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,910
Get it, Rebecca.
304
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:56,880
All right, everybody, come
on. Gather around, let's go.
305
00:12:56,904 --> 00:12:59,015
Come on. I want to show you what's up.
306
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:02,185
So, uh, all right, I know
it's just flags for now, right?
307
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:06,056
But, um, I'm following
Dad's sketch to a T.
308
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,591
And, uh, okay, so we got
Randall right behind you.
309
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:11,061
That right there, that is your
family wing, that whole thing.
310
00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:13,863
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You know? And then, uh,
311
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:16,066
Kate, your family wing
is gonna be right there.
312
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:20,437
That whole thing right there,
and then, uh, uh, well...
313
00:13:20,461 --> 00:13:23,540
- Mom.
- Mm-hmm?
314
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:26,543
The primary suite, for you.
315
00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:28,645
Right-right in the center.
316
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,947
- Wow.
- Yeah. Yeah... And I haven't decided
317
00:13:30,971 --> 00:13:32,515
what we're gonna do
with this area quite yet.
318
00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:34,150
But, you know, I was tinkering
around a couple of ideas.
319
00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:35,952
Bocce ball court, I thought, maybe?
320
00:13:35,976 --> 00:13:38,154
- That'd be fun.
- Hey. Guys.
321
00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:40,957
Pearsons, Damons, Rivases,
let's do a family photo.
322
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:43,182
- All right.
- Oh.
323
00:13:46,387 --> 00:13:47,731
You all right?
324
00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:49,065
Yeah, I'm just, uh, taking everything...
325
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,934
- taking everything in.
- All right.
326
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:53,303
Let me ask you a question, Kevin. Um...
327
00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:55,105
Do you have any plans for a guesthouse,
328
00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:57,463
maybe for people outside of the family?
329
00:13:58,365 --> 00:13:59,676
Oh, uh...
330
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,111
Well, you know, it's a, it's a,
331
00:14:01,135 --> 00:14:02,645
it's a family compound, Miguel,
332
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,681
so it really wasn't on the
top of my priority list.
333
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,950
And I know that you're
Mr. Construction Guy,
334
00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:08,685
- and all that... No, I mean, I get it, I get it.
- I'm just...
335
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,987
- But-but I-I...
- Amigos, por favor.
336
00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:13,189
Family photo time.
337
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:14,624
Yeah. All right.
338
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:16,516
Come on.
339
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,417
Huddle for the Miami Dolphins.
340
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:25,906
Mom. The plates are fine. Stop.
341
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:28,509
Great.
342
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,925
- You think I should go in there?
- No.
343
00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:33,010
No, no, no. I think you should stay
344
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,099
right here with me and Tom Collins.
345
00:14:36,123 --> 00:14:38,668
You see, Jack,
346
00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:41,571
the relationship between
mothers and daughters
347
00:14:41,595 --> 00:14:45,342
is very complicated, and it is a dynamic
348
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,344
that us men will never understand.
349
00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:51,181
They live in a perpetual hellscape...
350
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,617
- Dinner is ready.
- Ooh.
351
00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,719
- Wow. That looks wonderful.
- Ah.
352
00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:57,520
Okay, time to carve.
353
00:14:57,544 --> 00:15:01,057
Oh, no. Jack is gonna carve, right?
354
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,093
- Yeah.
- Yep.
355
00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:04,527
Carve that turkey, son.
356
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:06,496
It's the only way we all
get out of here alive.
357
00:15:08,489 --> 00:15:10,256
Ah...
358
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,206
- Hey.
- Hi.
359
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:19,209
I know this is anti-feminist,
360
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,211
but can you please carve the turkey?
361
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:24,014
- Of course. Yeah.
- Thank you.
362
00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:27,509
Oh, have you had a chance
to chat with Matt yet?
363
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,710
Uh, yes.
364
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,855
He is very nice.
365
00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:34,958
Uh, he is no sommelier, but he is nice.
366
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:36,960
Oh, like that matters to me.
367
00:15:38,886 --> 00:15:40,497
He is really great, though, huh?
368
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:43,500
- He's so sweet.
- Yeah, he is the sweetest.
369
00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:44,734
I mean, he's not the sweetest,
370
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:47,070
he is the perfect amount of sweet.
371
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:51,641
Not too sweet, not too sour,
just right down the middle.
372
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:54,978
Yeah.
373
00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:59,049
Oh, um, and Marguerite
is really beautiful.
374
00:15:59,073 --> 00:16:00,517
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
375
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,152
I have to admit, though, I-I thought,
376
00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:06,423
with her accent, she might
be a little more... worldly?
377
00:16:06,447 --> 00:16:10,427
But she's-she's actually
remarkably normal.
378
00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:13,029
- Uh... Is she?
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,887
Yeah, very normal.
380
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,935
♪ Anna begin... ♪
381
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:19,831
Nope.
382
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:22,472
♪ Be... ♪ Ugh... ♪ Begin... ♪
383
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:25,108
There she is, the Thanksgiving Queen.
384
00:16:25,132 --> 00:16:26,609
Good, right?
385
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,878
What should I do first,
should I use the knife
386
00:16:28,902 --> 00:16:33,049
to stab Randall's iPhone or
slice Kevin's guitar strings?
387
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,584
Hey, Kevin, you want to
take a break from that guitar
388
00:16:34,608 --> 00:16:36,619
- for a little while?
- Oh, so sorry,
389
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:38,088
is it bothering you
that I'm playing? The...
390
00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:40,390
Is it a bigger faux pas
than me not building a...
391
00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:42,158
extra wing on our family compound
392
00:16:42,182 --> 00:16:44,094
for your fishing buddies?
393
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,062
I'm telling you, Matt,
394
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,896
Y2K is real.
395
00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:52,985
I mean, I-I'm gonna put all
of my money in a mattress
396
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:55,121
because I am freaked out about Y2K.
397
00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:58,091
Here you go.
398
00:16:58,115 --> 00:16:59,358
Whoa... Oh.
399
00:16:59,382 --> 00:17:00,560
- Uh...
- Uh-oh.
400
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,428
Houston, we have a problem.
401
00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,499
She likes that line, huh?
402
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,101
Big Apollo 13 fan?
403
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:11,471
Oh, no, we just have this
inside joke going on right now.
404
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,506
- Yeah.
- Oh.
405
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,041
Hmm.
406
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,143
Mmm.
407
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:20,012
You know, if you two want
to get married at the club,
408
00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:23,082
we've got to put your names in soon.
409
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:26,319
Can we hold off on the
wedding talk for now, please?
410
00:17:26,343 --> 00:17:28,287
- Thank you.
- Ah.
411
00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:40,666
Hey, Kate.
412
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,268
Uh, I know it probably gets quiet here
413
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:43,569
with just you and Mom.
414
00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:45,872
You should come visit Beth
and I at Carnegie Mellon more.
415
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:49,231
Maybe audit a class. Check out a party?
416
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:00,419
So good.
417
00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:03,479
Uh, easy, easy.
418
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,126
You know what, Mom?
419
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,195
I'm actually gonna eat
the food that I cooked
420
00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:13,055
because I am hungry and Jack
loves me just the way I am.
421
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,668
Mmm.
422
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,270
Mmm...
423
00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:33,352
And we're not gonna get married
at your stuffy country club,
424
00:18:33,376 --> 00:18:35,454
and none of your friends
are invited because the day
425
00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:36,889
is about us, right?
426
00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:39,525
Not about the silly women
that you play bridge with
427
00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:41,216
that you secretly hate.
428
00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:44,864
Oh, the pie.
429
00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:46,866
The famous sugar pie. Mom.
430
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,701
What is the secret ingredient, huh?
431
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:51,537
What is it? Is it,
um... hmm, let me see.
432
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:53,406
Is it... is it baloney?
433
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:56,509
Because you haven't had a
slice of this in 20 years.
434
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,110
Rebecca...
435
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:03,583
It's everything I say.
436
00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:04,884
- Honey...
- Everything.
437
00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:07,019
Yeah...
438
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:13,459
- Fill her up.
- There you... Boom.
439
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,596
- All right, so, you excited for Thanksgiving?
- Yeah.
440
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,765
Yeah, you want to feel this?
T-This is the Pilgrim Rick hat.
441
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:23,436
It celebrates the creepy
roadside motel clerk
442
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,837
of Pearson lore.
443
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:27,039
Every year, one special
person gets to wear it,
444
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,774
and this year, it's Daddy's turn.
445
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,343
Let me get you... oop, yeah.
446
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:33,869
Let's just get these out of
the way, yeah, all right...
447
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:38,784
- Seriously, Tobe?
- Hmm?
448
00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:41,053
What are you afraid of?
449
00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:44,980
Just say it. Are you worried
that Jack's gonna get fat?
450
00:19:45,849 --> 00:19:48,394
Um, am I not allowed to have any opinion
451
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,162
about what we feed our son at all?
452
00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,565
Yeah, you can have a say,
but you're criticizing.
453
00:19:52,589 --> 00:19:54,267
And you always do that.
454
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,534
It's like you're a
one-man tribunal, okay?
455
00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:56,969
I am here with them every day
456
00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:59,105
- doing the hard work.
- I did that work
457
00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,673
when I was unemployed, Kate.
458
00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:03,009
What do you want me to do?
Just not have any opinions
459
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,044
about our kids because
you're overly sensitive
460
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:06,779
about everything I say?
461
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:08,247
Hey, Tobe.
462
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:11,150
Come on, man, just...
maybe take it easy?
463
00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:13,119
You know, if I want advice
from a 41-year-old man-child
464
00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:15,755
sleeping on my couch, I'll let you know.
465
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,223
Kate, I support our family.
466
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:20,426
All right? I-I am not,
uh, some absentee father
467
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,862
throwing parties in San Francisco.
468
00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:23,930
You can't treat me like a bystander
469
00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:25,064
in our children's lives.
470
00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:26,399
And yes, I am worried
471
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,067
that we are overfeeding Jack a little,
472
00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:30,369
and I think, I think we would be insane
473
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,295
not to acknowledge our genetics here.
474
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:43,105
Toby, take off the hat.
475
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,441
What?
476
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:49,278
Take off the hat.
477
00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:55,417
I swear, every year with this family.
478
00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:04,650
Um...
479
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:11,767
You don't know how many weeks
she worked on tonight's dinner.
480
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,737
I mea... Studying family recipes.
481
00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:19,464
She really just wanted
it to be perfect for you.
482
00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:24,670
You know, she-she used to
want to be just like me.
483
00:21:26,339 --> 00:21:28,540
Dave used to call her my shadow.
484
00:21:33,346 --> 00:21:38,684
Listen, um, Dave and I,
we're moving to Connecticut.
485
00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:41,687
Dave got a new job, and...
486
00:21:42,522 --> 00:21:45,201
I can barely get her to visit me here.
487
00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:48,470
Do you really think she's
gonna drive eight hours?
488
00:21:48,494 --> 00:21:50,940
Yeah, she will.
489
00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:55,434
I promise, Janet, we will.
490
00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:03,308
You know, just... Give me ten minutes.
491
00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:08,791
Smile. Face.
492
00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:10,392
- Uh...
- Um, oh.
493
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,629
It's-it's my, uh, sixth
favorite thing about you.
494
00:22:13,653 --> 00:22:15,097
My dimples.
495
00:22:15,121 --> 00:22:16,498
Aww, that was it?
496
00:22:16,522 --> 00:22:19,134
That's sweet.
497
00:22:19,158 --> 00:22:20,402
Okay, Marguerite.
498
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,037
- All right, here we go.
- Oh...
499
00:22:22,061 --> 00:22:24,206
Um, I wish I could say it in French.
500
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,809
Uh, what-what is the
word for nourriture? Um...
501
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,345
Um... apples.
502
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:31,914
- Uh, orange. Um...
- What kind of...
503
00:22:31,938 --> 00:22:33,849
- Eating. Bell... uh, stomach ache.
- No, no, no, no.
504
00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:35,184
- Tummy ache.
- Oh, no.
505
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:38,220
Um, it is a place with colorful flowers.
506
00:22:38,244 --> 00:22:40,522
Can't say "flowers".
507
00:22:40,546 --> 00:22:41,824
- Okay.
- Take us home.
508
00:22:41,848 --> 00:22:43,826
Come on, old guys, we got this.
509
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,730
All right, Rebecca,
let's get some points.
510
00:22:47,287 --> 00:22:52,635
Okay, this is kind of similar
to a turtle, but not...
511
00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:55,037
- Uh, a tortoise.
- No, not a tortoise.
512
00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:58,340
Oh, Miguel, you had
two of these growing up,
513
00:22:58,364 --> 00:23:00,075
- named Lucy and Desi.
- Oh, lizards.
514
00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:01,443
- Yes! Okay.
- Lizards.
515
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,978
How did you even remember that?
516
00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,063
- All right.
- Um...
517
00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:06,782
Oh, uh, okay, you and Jack
518
00:23:06,806 --> 00:23:09,084
once went to Froggy's,
you saw "Mean" Joe Greene,
519
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:11,086
- you got his...
- Autograph.
520
00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,922
- Yes.
- Yes.
521
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:14,857
Um...
522
00:23:14,881 --> 00:23:17,726
You used to call me Mary
Tyler Moore because I wore a...
523
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,261
- A beret.
- Yes!
524
00:23:19,285 --> 00:23:21,764
This is so fun. Um...
525
00:23:21,788 --> 00:23:26,168
Okay, you were chased
by one of these one year
526
00:23:26,192 --> 00:23:28,437
at the Lundy family
picnic, you had to escape
527
00:23:28,461 --> 00:23:29,905
by jumping in a kiddie pool.
528
00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,140
The bumblebee.
529
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:32,675
Yeah, that was not my finest moment.
530
00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:34,910
Oh, I thought it was really cute.
531
00:23:34,934 --> 00:23:36,779
Um...
532
00:23:36,803 --> 00:23:38,347
Oh, your biggest fear in life.
533
00:23:38,371 --> 00:23:40,282
Balding. Going bald.
534
00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:42,551
Okay, okay, okay, okay...
535
00:23:42,575 --> 00:23:46,689
Uh, okay, this is the greatest
Billy Joel song of all time.
536
00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:48,924
Uh, ♪ She's always a woman. ♪
537
00:23:48,948 --> 00:23:51,327
Okay, but another word for
the last word of that song.
538
00:23:51,351 --> 00:23:54,430
- Uh, uh, girl?
- Not girl, not girl.
539
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:55,698
But, um...
540
00:23:55,722 --> 00:23:58,767
Oh, uh, okay. Um,
Susan Dey from L.A. Law.
541
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:01,270
- You always say she's one beautiful...
- Female!
542
00:24:01,294 --> 00:24:02,538
Female, yes! I love you, Miguel!
543
00:24:02,562 --> 00:24:05,730
Time's up, time's up, time's up, guys.
544
00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:14,272
All right.
545
00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:25,828
- Hey.
- Hey.
546
00:24:27,653 --> 00:24:30,455
Aww. Look at this.
547
00:24:31,224 --> 00:24:33,425
So much love.
548
00:24:35,228 --> 00:24:36,672
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
549
00:24:36,696 --> 00:24:39,141
but I've been sent to
confiscate your phone.
550
00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:41,510
What? "Sent"?
551
00:24:41,534 --> 00:24:42,678
By whom?
552
00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:45,347
Damn near everybody.
553
00:24:45,371 --> 00:24:48,340
- Have I been that annoying?
- Yes.
554
00:24:49,342 --> 00:24:52,521
The girls know and love your mom.
555
00:24:52,545 --> 00:24:54,546
I know.
556
00:24:55,915 --> 00:24:58,350
I feel disconnected from her.
557
00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:02,331
She used to live 30
minutes away from us.
558
00:25:02,355 --> 00:25:05,434
The girls are used to
her just popping over.
559
00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:08,493
Now she lives on a whole other coast.
560
00:25:09,929 --> 00:25:13,442
Kev is building her a house.
561
00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:15,344
She's practically raising
all these babies with them.
562
00:25:15,368 --> 00:25:18,503
And I'm happy for them, I am, I just...
563
00:25:20,173 --> 00:25:21,840
I miss her.
564
00:25:23,743 --> 00:25:25,243
I know.
565
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,458
But I am gonna need to take the phone.
566
00:25:29,482 --> 00:25:32,184
- Your mom was pretty adamant about it.
- Okay.
567
00:25:54,073 --> 00:25:57,375
We just keep having the same
argument over and over again.
568
00:25:59,612 --> 00:26:00,912
I know.
569
00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:04,393
You're upset that I'm not around more.
570
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:05,961
I'm sensitive about that.
571
00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:08,653
Pointed jabs, rinse and repeat.
572
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:14,559
I know.
573
00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:18,440
But in this...
574
00:26:18,464 --> 00:26:21,333
... specific argument, I want to say...
575
00:26:24,237 --> 00:26:26,682
... we were both fat kids.
576
00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:29,418
And it was hell.
577
00:26:29,442 --> 00:26:33,545
And Jack has our genes.
578
00:26:35,348 --> 00:26:38,494
So if I can help him to eat healthy
579
00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:43,855
and to avoid any of that
pain, I'm gonna do it.
580
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,468
Do you remember the song "Kiss Me"?
581
00:26:57,637 --> 00:27:00,249
It played during the
makeover/transformation scene
582
00:27:00,273 --> 00:27:01,950
from She's All That.
583
00:27:01,974 --> 00:27:03,452
Freddie Prinze Jr. is standing
584
00:27:03,476 --> 00:27:05,120
at the bottom of the
stairs, and the formerly
585
00:27:05,144 --> 00:27:08,056
nerdy girl Laney Boggs
walks down the stairs
586
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,958
in this incredible red dress,
587
00:27:09,982 --> 00:27:12,995
and she's so gorgeous that
he's completely floored.
588
00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:17,933
- ♪ Kiss me, out of the bearded barley... ♪
- Do you remember the scene?
589
00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:20,102
I don't think that the makeover scene
590
00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:22,571
from She's All That is the
piece of cinematic history
591
00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:24,940
- that you think it is.
- Okay.
592
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:32,247
After my dad died and I
started gaining all the weight,
593
00:27:32,271 --> 00:27:36,975
I would stop myself from
eating by singing "Kiss Me".
594
00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:49,431
♪ Swing, swing, swing
the spinning step... ♪
595
00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:52,601
I would imagine myself at Kate 2.0
596
00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,469
walking down the stairs
597
00:27:54,493 --> 00:27:57,439
thin and beautiful.
598
00:27:57,463 --> 00:27:59,664
Like I was meant to be.
599
00:28:02,702 --> 00:28:05,981
Until I would eat something
bad or too much of it.
600
00:28:06,005 --> 00:28:10,686
You know, and then, I just
saw Kate 2.0 slipping away.
601
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,021
And the shame would keep building
602
00:28:13,045 --> 00:28:14,523
and I'd keep binging and...
603
00:28:14,547 --> 00:28:17,826
my entire life has
been a cycle of just...
604
00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:20,162
... dieting and binging.
605
00:28:20,186 --> 00:28:24,266
I mean, food has always had
this intense power over me.
606
00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:27,492
And I don't want it to have
that power over our kids.
607
00:28:28,261 --> 00:28:30,072
I want them to enjoy Thanksgiving
608
00:28:30,096 --> 00:28:32,274
without having shame about it.
609
00:28:32,298 --> 00:28:34,509
Toby...
610
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:37,713
I need you to know that
I've put a lot of thought
611
00:28:37,737 --> 00:28:40,372
into what I feed our children.
612
00:28:41,073 --> 00:28:42,674
A lot of thought.
613
00:28:43,409 --> 00:28:44,853
And I...
614
00:28:44,877 --> 00:28:47,879
I just don't know how
you don't know that.
615
00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:52,894
Sorry to interrupt. Um...
616
00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:55,063
Kate, are you ready for that talk?
617
00:28:55,087 --> 00:28:58,133
Yeah. Yeah.
618
00:28:58,157 --> 00:29:00,492
Okay.
619
00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:11,460
I can't stand her, Jack.
620
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,395
Every single word that
comes out of her mouth,
621
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,797
- every word i-is just...
- I-I... I know.
622
00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,922
I know, she just...
623
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,236
She-she feels like she's losing you.
624
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,405
And she knows she's driving you crazy...
625
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,874
If someone knows they're acting crazy
626
00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:29,177
and never stops, that is crazy, right?
627
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,848
Look, I just, I think things
are heightened right now.
628
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:37,208
I mean, with the holiday,
the wedding, them moving.
629
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,444
Who's moving?
630
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,593
You're moving to Connecticut?
631
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,261
Yes.
632
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,131
Your father finally got his dream job.
633
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,832
Two years before retirement.
634
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,391
We're moving right after the holidays.
635
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,706
Mom.
636
00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:01,399
I'm gonna miss you so much.
637
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,745
My baby girl.
638
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,213
Aww.
639
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:08,783
Rebecca, your dinner was very good.
640
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,452
- It was.
- No, no, the turkey was dry.
641
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:13,121
I cannot believe you're
gonna be so far away.
642
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,223
I need you here for my wedding, Mom.
643
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:18,093
Aww. Jack, why did
you tell her like that?
644
00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:20,729
You weren't supposed
to just blurt it out.
645
00:30:20,753 --> 00:30:22,330
Yeah, my mom told you
646
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,565
- in confidence, Jack.
- Yeah.
647
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,323
What the hell?
648
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,401
Seems like I've been focusing
on the wrong guy all day, huh?
649
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,105
I'm sorry, what?
650
00:30:42,775 --> 00:30:45,520
I did something terrible.
651
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,278
To Sophie.
652
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:50,148
You know, I blew it.
653
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:54,919
And I can literally hear him sometimes.
654
00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,256
I can hear his voice.
655
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,003
You know, h-his disappointment in me,
656
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,873
in my choices and...
657
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,565
things I should have had a handle on.
658
00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,570
You ever get that feeling?
659
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,153
Uh, I'm not sure I get anything
you're saying right now, Kevin.
660
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:20,222
You should drink some water.
661
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,347
You were his best friend, man.
662
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,093
So...
663
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,128
if you're even considering
acting on whatever the hell
664
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,698
is going on with my mom...
665
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,199
Just know when you feel the Earth
666
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:35,604
rumbling beneath your feet, it's him.
667
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,895
Turning over in his grave.
668
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,688
I'm a little nervous, so
I wrote down some notes.
669
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:56,047
Um...
670
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,865
There is no easy way to start this.
671
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,923
Um...
672
00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:12,107
When Dad died, it was a shock.
673
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:15,577
Right? And we were all left scrambling,
674
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,046
trying to figure out
675
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:21,549
our roles and how to move on.
676
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,451
Um...
677
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:28,156
And the one silver lining
of this awful disease
678
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,660
is that I have the
opportunity to make a plan.
679
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:36,298
To try and ease some
of the burden, so...
680
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:40,368
First things first, um, no
matter how this thing goes,
681
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:44,172
no matter how slow or fast,
682
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:47,542
if decisions need to be made for me,
683
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:50,779
Miguel is the captain of that ship.
684
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:54,549
- We have talked through every sad scenario...
- Mm-hmm.
685
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,986
... and the last thing
he needs to deal with
686
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:01,389
are disagreements about my care.
687
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,758
So I need to hear you all agree to that.
688
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,327
We agree.
689
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:06,428
- Of course.
- Yes.
690
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,629
- Yeah?
- Great.
691
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,230
Thank you.
692
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:13,868
Um, and Kev, Miguel wasn't
asking about the guesthouse
693
00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:15,560
for fishing buddies.
694
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,210
If we are really doing this,
695
00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,529
if this incredibly
generous thing you're doing
696
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:24,168
for all of us is real, then...
697
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,349
... at some point,
698
00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,217
I'm probably gonna need permanent care,
699
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:32,043
and they're gonna need a place to stay.
700
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,529
But hopefully, we are
701
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:44,566
a very, very long way
away from that. Um...
702
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,770
But in the event that,
uh, Miguel, God forbid,
703
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,539
is not here to make
those decisions for me,
704
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,442
I'm gonna need one of
you to stand in for him.
705
00:33:55,968 --> 00:34:00,782
And I've thought long and
hard about who that should be.
706
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:04,742
I just, I don't want there
to be any confusion or fights.
707
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:08,423
There are a lot of
reasons for my decision.
708
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:14,418
I just, I hope that the
three of you can respect it.
709
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:22,527
Kate, I want it to be you.
710
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:35,583
Hmm.
711
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,285
Believe it or not,
that was the easy part
712
00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:40,478
of the family meeting. Um...
713
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,794
My last request is, um,
714
00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:50,698
less a request and more
of a demand, actually.
715
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,468
Um...
716
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,905
This disease is a real bastard.
717
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,907
And it-it's set me on a road
718
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:02,010
that's gonna have a lot
of ugly twists and turns,
719
00:35:02,034 --> 00:35:04,235
and I'm afraid it's gonna be a lot...
720
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,683
... harder on all of you
721
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,585
than it will be on me
and I hate knowing that.
722
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,887
I hate it.
723
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:15,723
But what I don't want,
724
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,959
I don't want every
holiday for the camera
725
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,862
to be focused on me.
726
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:24,365
So I need you all to
hear my voice right now,
727
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:28,292
your mother's voice,
with all of her faculties.
728
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:33,531
You will not make your
lives smaller because of me.
729
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,611
This thing that's happening to me
730
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:40,849
will not be the thing
that holds you back.
731
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,651
So... take the risks.
732
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:48,456
Make the big moves, even
if they're small moves.
733
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,327
Forge ahead with your lives
in any and every direction
734
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,429
that moves you.
735
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:59,290
I am your mother, and I'm sick.
736
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:03,160
And I'm asking you be fearless.
737
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,842
And if that seems like a tall
order, well, guess what? It is.
738
00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,911
But...
739
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,981
The only acceptable response
740
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,439
is a resounding "Yes, ma'am".
741
00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:19,710
Yes, ma'am.
742
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,267
Okay, I will call you
tomorrow to go over everything.
743
00:36:27,277 --> 00:36:29,155
Dress, food, venues.
744
00:36:29,179 --> 00:36:32,114
- All of it.
- Oh, I can't wait.
745
00:36:41,592 --> 00:36:44,760
Oh. There you are.
746
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,811
- Thanks for helping me clean up.
- Oh, ye... of course.
747
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,780
You know, I'm always, uh, happy to help.
748
00:37:00,444 --> 00:37:03,623
He thought it was "Piano Man".
749
00:37:03,647 --> 00:37:05,625
Huh?
750
00:37:05,649 --> 00:37:08,595
Billy Joel's, uh, best song?
751
00:37:08,619 --> 00:37:11,364
Yeah, remember, we argued
about it all night at Froggy's?
752
00:37:11,388 --> 00:37:14,033
Uh, Jack was for "Piano Man"
753
00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:16,970
and I was for "She's Always a Woman".
754
00:37:16,994 --> 00:37:19,339
Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah.
755
00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:20,897
Yeah.
756
00:37:25,135 --> 00:37:28,971
Earlier, um, my jabs at Matt...
757
00:37:30,407 --> 00:37:32,352
... they weren't harmless.
758
00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:35,978
And they weren't accidental.
759
00:37:39,516 --> 00:37:43,352
Not were mine, at her.
760
00:37:47,024 --> 00:37:51,037
These past two years, Miguel,
761
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:57,061
you have been so good
to me, to us, and...
762
00:38:00,037 --> 00:38:03,683
... I-I just think somewhere
along the way, I just...
763
00:38:03,707 --> 00:38:06,976
I'm moving to Houston.
764
00:38:08,445 --> 00:38:10,957
I got, I got a job offer
there a few months back.
765
00:38:10,981 --> 00:38:13,326
It's-it's... It's near my kids.
766
00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:18,754
And it's why she was making
Houston jokes tonight.
767
00:38:20,724 --> 00:38:23,570
Oh.
768
00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:25,071
I'm sorry.
769
00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:28,331
I-I'm sorry to tell you like this.
770
00:38:31,468 --> 00:38:34,480
I feel like I've been staying around,
771
00:38:34,504 --> 00:38:38,274
you know, because I, um...
772
00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:46,048
It's... It's just, it's time, Rebecca.
773
00:38:47,517 --> 00:38:50,920
Now that you're back
up on your feet, um...
774
00:38:53,624 --> 00:38:55,958
It's time for me to go.
775
00:39:07,337 --> 00:39:11,374
It's just, I don't, I don't...
I don't know what else to do.
776
00:39:15,045 --> 00:39:17,246
You're my favorite person.
777
00:39:32,462 --> 00:39:34,807
Oh, Captain, my captain.
778
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:37,677
Uh...
779
00:39:37,701 --> 00:39:39,145
I got the plans here.
780
00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,914
You know, I was thinking, um,
781
00:39:40,938 --> 00:39:42,548
maybe we could go over them together.
782
00:39:42,572 --> 00:39:44,317
Maybe tomorrow, we
could walk the property,
783
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:48,144
just you and me, and you
tell me what I missed.
784
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,946
I'd like that very much.
785
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:54,950
- Um...
- Kevin.
786
00:39:56,453 --> 00:39:58,954
Really is a hell of a
thing that you're doing.
787
00:40:00,290 --> 00:40:02,268
Back at you, Cap.
788
00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:04,427
Back at you.
789
00:40:08,165 --> 00:40:10,710
I don't know what to do,
guys. She's still crying.
790
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:12,278
You can't do anything.
791
00:40:12,302 --> 00:40:15,171
You can't just fix people, Randall.
792
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,652
This house is too sad.
793
00:40:19,676 --> 00:40:21,187
Hey, where are you going?
794
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,922
I heard the pool closed down.
795
00:40:22,946 --> 00:40:24,457
The one we went to growing up.
796
00:40:24,481 --> 00:40:26,225
I just want to check it
out before it disappears.
797
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:27,727
Kev, right now's
probably not the right...
798
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:29,919
Don't follow me. I'm not 12.
799
00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:59,515
He's moving to Houston.
800
00:41:07,491 --> 00:41:10,526
I got to ask.
801
00:41:14,231 --> 00:41:16,365
Why me?
802
00:41:19,202 --> 00:41:21,137
What?
803
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,319
You are my daughter and my best friend.
804
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,181
It's okay.
805
00:41:33,517 --> 00:41:35,184
It was always you, Kate.
806
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:14,239
_
807
00:42:17,737 --> 00:42:19,604
I'll tell you one day, baby.
808
00:42:20,489 --> 00:42:21,489
But not yet.
809
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,451
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