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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Ready for our, uh, tee time.
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Oh, sorry. Rain check, buddy.
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I'm missing a part of the suspension kit
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for a '63 Impala.
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It was right here yesterday.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Is this it?
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No. That's the muffler.
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Right. Which is, uh... not
part of the suspension?
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Very good.
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And tomorrow we'll work
on shapes and colors.
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Okay, well,
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I don't understand. Why don't
you just get a new suspension?
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Because it's an original from 1963.
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I can't just jump in a time machine
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and go back and get another one.
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Besides, Black people don't
like to travel back in time.
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Hey, you know...
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you don't think it was one
of your employees, do you?
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No.
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I trust my guys completely.
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Which is why I hid a bunch
of cameras all around.
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Did you check the cameras?
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Di... Did I... Come...
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Did I check the cameras? Really, Dave?
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That's the question you gonna
ask me? Did I check 'em?
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You didn't check the cameras, did you?
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Look, I just got robbed, Dave.
Stop blaming the victim.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Why is the footage so grainy?
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I don't know.
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These cameras were state of the art
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when I bought 'em in '92.
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Calvin, I was 11 in 1992.
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My View-Master had better resolution.
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Oh, there's the thief.
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Or is that a smudge?
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Well, that smudge is
stealing your car parts.
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Unbelievable, man.
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I mean, you work and you struggle
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to make an honest living.
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And then some lowlife just feels
he can come and take it all.
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- All right, well, let's call the cops.
- And tell 'em what?
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Find a working VCR, and
fast-forward to the smudge?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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We're just gonna let this
guy get away with it?
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No. The thief didn't take all
the parts, so he'll be back.
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And when he does,
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I'm gonna be right here waiting on him
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with my good friends law and order.
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And I'll be waiting with my
good friends Rizzoli and Isles.
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(QUARTZ BOWL DRONING)
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Everyone take a deep breath
in and hold it at the top.
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This will clear your heart chakra.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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One sec.
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I've got to clear my porch chakra.
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Hey, girl.
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- Oh...
- Oh, what?
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Are you having a party?
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Oh... no.
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Oh, no, just having a couple of
friends over; nobody you know.
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Hello, I'm Aria.
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Hey.
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Welcome, goddess.
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Ooh, you have a beautiful aura.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, I use cocoa butter.
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Well, you came just in time
for the tranquility sound bath.
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Okay. Well, what's that?
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Nothing you'd be interested in.
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Plus, we're capped at five people.
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- Fire marshal stuff.
- Oh.
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Gemma, there's always room for
one more in the spiritual tub.
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See, I am down for that.
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But I'm not getting my head wet.
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This is over $300's worth
of somebody else's hair.
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Okay. I guess nobody cares
about the fire marshal.
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Okay. This looks like
so much fun, ladies.
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You know, I used to
play drums in church.
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(HIGH-PITCHED CLANGING)
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All my childhood trauma's coming back!
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Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina?
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- Tina.
- What?
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These are sacred bowls.
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We play them to clear our chakras.
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Chakras.
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Okay.
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(LAUGHS)
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- (MUMBLES)
- The idea is to make them sing.
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Here. Let me show you.
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Oh, girl, nobody needs
to show me how to sing.
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Well, then, join me.
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(PLAYS TONE)
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(HARMONIZING): ♪ Ah... ♪
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(TONE PLAYS)
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♪ Ah... ♪
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(CONTINUES SINGING)
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♪ Chakra, clearing my Chakra Khan. ♪
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♪ I'm ev... ♪
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... ery goddess. (LAUGHS)
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♪ It's all in me ♪
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♪ I can read your thoughts right now ♪
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♪ Every one from A to Z... ♪
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This is fun.
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You know, nothing makes me happier
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than living with my parents.
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh, yup.
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That earthquake was a
blessing in disguise.
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They're not here, ass-kisser.
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Hey, man, I'm just trying
to stay in the will.
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Okay, check out this
picture of me and Necie.
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We recreated The Lady and the Tramp.
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God, you two are so corny.
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I know. I know. We're perfect together.
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You know, I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I think I may have found the one.
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Wait a minute. Marty, you-you
posted this on Instagram?
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- Yeah, man.
- You know, posting a romantic photo
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after only a month is
relationship suicide.
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- What?
- Yeah, you know,
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you got to start with a soft launch.
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Look, first start with a close-up
of both of your hands.
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Huh? And then, you creep on up,
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yeah, to the elbows.
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Elbows?
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- Yeah.
- I'm trying to show the world my girl,
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not do a lotion commercial.
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All right, but if you make
your relationship official
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before she's ready,
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lotion gonna be all you got left.
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You know what? What do you
know, Single Person? Okay?
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We hashtag "Black love" over here.
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Hey, where did our picture go?
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Oh, crap!
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Necie untagged herself from my post.
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See, man? You scared her off.
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No, but we call each other "boo."
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The parking lady at work calls me "boo."
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Oh, it's Necie.
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- I'm about to be dumped.
- Wait, wait, Marty, Marty.
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Don't answer it.
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She can't break up with
you if she can't reach you.
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(LAUGHING)
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That is terrible advice!
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But I am gonna take it until I can
come up with something better.
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I mean, how crazy was that?
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I thought the singing bowls and
the crystal rubbing was kooky,
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but that, uh, Reiki massage?
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I mean, thank God I didn't pay for it.
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You know, she never laid a hand on me.
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(SCOFFS)
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Tina, this isn't a joke to me.
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Oh, come on, Gemma.
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You didn't think that was weird?
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No. I believe in energy healing.
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Ha! Since when?
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I mean, come on, Gemma.
We used to make fun
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of the hippie-dippie Cali girls
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flirting with trees and
howling at the moon.
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I mean, come on. (LAUGHS)
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It's more than that.
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It's about tapping into the
feminine collective and healing.
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Are you sure this is
sage you're burning?
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No offense, Tina, but this
is why I didn't invite you.
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You have a tendency to be a teeny,
tiny bit obnoxiously judgmental.
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Well, I think "the collective"
tapped you in your head.
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'Cause you're falling for
some New Age baloney.
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(GEMMA LAUGHS)
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It is not baloney.
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And, you know, Aria was wrong.
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Your aura isn't beautiful!
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It's just okay!
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Yeah. Here you go, Mr. Thief.
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Ooh, please try to
steal from me tonight.
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'Cause when I catch your ass,
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you won't have fingers to steal,
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legs to run, or a mouth
to beg for mercy!
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That's right.
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- We're gonna make him go directly to jail.
- Yes.
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Lock him in the pokey,
send him to the big house!
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Whatever it takes to scare him straight.
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'Cause there's one thing I can't
stand, Dave... that's a thief.
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Especially one that tries
to steal from me.
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Come on!
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This is exciting.
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It's like a real-life stakeout.
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I feel like Will Smith from Bad Boys.
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Dave, if anybody is Will, it's me.
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I'm at least two inches taller than you,
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and America loves me.
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(METALLIC CLINKING NEARBY)
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You hear that?
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(CLINKING CONTINUES)
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It's the thief!
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They've come back for
the parts. Go, Dave!
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Stop!
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CALVIN: I'm getting too old for this!
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They're out here somewhere.
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There he is. Get him! I got you, you...
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Where are you going? No, no, no.
Come here, you dirty rascal.
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Look here. I hope you like
your toilets in your bedroom.
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Yeah. You're done, bro.
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Yeah.
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Uh... Lady bro?
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Ms. Bro? I...
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Look, I'm sorry. Uh,
what are your pronouns?
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She, her. I'm a girl.
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Which probably explains
why I make less as a thief.
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You're-you're just a kid.
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What are you doing stealing car parts?
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Because Enrique needs them.
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Yeah, there it is.
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Always some dude.
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Yeah, you know, steal
for yourself, young lady.
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You're better than that.
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Enrique is my car. I'm restoring him.
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That's a '63 Impala.
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Looks pretty good.
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There's no way you fixed this car up.
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Esta chica puede arreglar
un carro mejor que tú.
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What'd you say to me?
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She said, she can fix
a car better than you.
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What? I am quasi-fluent in
all the romance languages.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Just because you put a cotton
candy air freshener in there
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doesn't make you a certified mechanic.
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You know what does?
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Dropping in a 427-cubic-inch
V-8 engine in.
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And I changed the
exhaust to Flowmasters.
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- Oh, my baby Enrique is loud.
- Oh.
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She really does know her
stuff. Sorry. Excuse me.
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My car right now is making
the weirdest noise.
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- Hmm. Okay.
- It just goes, "Urgh."
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(SIREN CHIRPS)
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Okay, please. I'll give
you your stuff back.
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Oh, so now you want to humble yourself
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now that you got caught?
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Big surprise. It's you, Yoli.
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Let me guess. Car parts?
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Yeah.
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So what are you gonna
do? Call her parents?
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Make her clean up trash
on the side of the freeway
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in one of those really
unflattering orange vests?
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No. I'm arresting her.
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- But I-I can't do this to my...
- I told you the last time,
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no more warnings.
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I need you guys to meet
us down at the station.
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Come on, man. I can't
go to jail. Please?
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Okay, Officer, look.
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I'm not gonna press charges.
257
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,290
Really? Are you sure, sir?
258
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,880
Yeah, I don't think
putting her in the system
259
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,542
is gonna solve the problem.
260
00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,720
All right.
261
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,520
Free to go.
262
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,040
Don't make him wrong, Yoli.
263
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,790
Thanks. That was really cool of you.
264
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,630
Look, you're a kid,
265
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,610
and you made some bad decisions.
266
00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:23,834
I'm giving you an opportunity
for a second chance.
267
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,900
Thanks.
268
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,042
Deuces.
269
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,750
Hey, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no.
270
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,920
No, this second chance
comes with two conditions.
271
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:37,320
One... you work for me,
272
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,084
and two... you work for me.
273
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,290
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
274
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,334
I don't think so.
275
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,459
Oh, really? Dave, why don't
you call the cops back?
276
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,740
- Okay, okay.
- DAVE: Yup.
277
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,119
You win.
278
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,300
All right, I'll expect to see
you at my shop tomorrow.
279
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,334
And this time, you're invited.
280
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,875
And make sure you're on time.
281
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,417
Deuces.
282
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,499
Ooh, ooh, have to grab my car parts.
283
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,110
- Come on.
- Oh, you...
284
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,140
Oh!
285
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,417
The renovations are
starting to come together.
286
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,959
Marty, the kitchen sink
is in the living room.
287
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,639
Yeah, and at this rate,
288
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,875
we're gonna be at your
house another two months.
289
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,542
What? Mama, that is 1,460 hours. Uh...
290
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,080
Not that I was counting. Yeah.
291
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:28,834
Ooh. Oh.
292
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,459
No!
293
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,834
Necie's out there, and
she's headed to our house.
294
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,500
She's trying to break up with me.
295
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:39,417
No. No, no, no. No. No breakup.
296
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,660
You like this girl, and more
importantly, I like this girl.
297
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,709
Let me talk to her.
298
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:48,400
Mom, no. I can handle this on my own.
299
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,500
I'm not a kid.
300
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,459
But if I do get dumped,
301
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,140
can you have your shoulders ready,
302
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,450
and can you please make
my favorite hot chocolate?
303
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,660
Oh. I got you, baby.
304
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,209
Mommy'll whip you up a batch
from the... living room sink.
305
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,084
Hey. Oh!
306
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,880
Hey! You almost got me. (LAUGHS)
307
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,550
You would've deserved it.
308
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,920
Marty, why are you ghosting me?
309
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,320
If you're gonna break up with
me, at least do it to my face.
310
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:19,739
What? I thought you wanted
to break up with me
311
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,160
because you untagged yourself
from our picture on Instagram.
312
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,500
Oh.
313
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,420
I untagged the picture from
my professional account.
314
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,300
I can't be slurping spaghetti
on my boxing page.
315
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:33,060
Unlike you, cute is not my brand.
316
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,520
Y-You're right. I am cute.
317
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,540
(LAUGHS)
318
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,620
You know, you have no
reason to feel insecure.
319
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,080
You got me, boo.
320
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,667
And guess what, boo? You got me, too.
321
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,209
(QUIETLY): Yes.
322
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,875
No.
323
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,280
(KNOCKING)
324
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,450
Knock, knock.
325
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:01,750
Oh, if it isn't the Jolly Green
Goddess of Evergreen Drive.
326
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,040
Well, usually I travel by astral plane,
327
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,000
but I decided to walk over.
328
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,960
Tina, I am really sorry about this mess.
329
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,667
I should have told you I
was exploring mysticism.
330
00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,000
Why did you keep it such a big secret?
331
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:22,340
I knew you'd think all
this stuff was silly,
332
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,300
but after my miscarriage,
333
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,690
I was searching for a way
to work through my pain.
334
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,280
Nothing worked until I met Aria.
335
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,667
That goddess group
really helped me heal.
336
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,200
Wow, Gemma. I had no idea.
337
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,690
And I'm glad you found
the healing you needed.
338
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,160
And I'm sorry.
339
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,500
I-I would never mock anything
that's important to you...
340
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,089
except maybe your husband.
341
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,100
(LAUGHS)
342
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,792
Yeah, well, we all do that.
343
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,660
But just for the record,
344
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,459
you are a big source of
positive energy in my life.
345
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,640
- That's mutual.
- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
346
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,875
And you know you can talk
to me about anything, right?
347
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,000
I do.
348
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,040
All right.
349
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:07,680
- Well, now that you're a goddess...
- (GEMMA LAUGHS)
350
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,084
... can you invoke anything to
speed up my damn renovations?
351
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,119
Hey, I am just stepping
into my feminine power.
352
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,667
I can't work miracles yet.
353
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,579
But I can make a bottle of wine appear.
354
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,292
- What?
- Ta-da!
355
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,750
Ooh!
356
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,042
Amen! I mean, A-woman.
357
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,160
Thanks for not pressing charges.
358
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,000
I brought back everything.
359
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,959
Even the things you
didn't notice I stole.
360
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,160
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
361
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,580
No.
362
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,540
The deal we made is that you work
for me. That's part of the bargain.
363
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,220
Oh.
364
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,740
You were serious about that?
365
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,660
Yes. Now I may not call the cops,
366
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,760
but somebody in this neighborhood
knows your parents,
367
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,330
and I will call them.
368
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,380
(SCOFFS)
369
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,520
Good luck.
370
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,139
My papi got deported when I was
12, and my mom works doubles.
371
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,875
So, I take care of myself.
372
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,200
That's tough.
373
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,580
I'm sorry to hear that.
374
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,880
It is what it is.
375
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,100
Enrique was actually my dad's car.
376
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,770
We were working on him together,
377
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,160
and I was trying to
finish him for when...
378
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,159
if he gets back into the country.
379
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,470
Well, he did a good job teaching you.
380
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,917
You just need to use
your talents in a way
381
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,334
that keeps you off my security cameras.
382
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,625
Where are those cameras?
383
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,334
You don't need to worry about that.
384
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,620
You're right.
385
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:43,250
Hey, have you ever installed
a throttle shifter?
386
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,830
No.
387
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,250
But I did try to steal one once.
388
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,200
Well, don't try to steal one twice.
389
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:52,834
I'm nice, not stupid.
390
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,200
Here. Watch and learn.
391
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,150
Well, I got to say,
your '63 Impala is nice,
392
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,667
but it's not factory original.
393
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,249
The '63s came with chrome
mirrors and not stainless steel.
394
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,625
Sorry, viejo, but '63s
definitely came with stainless.
395
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,292
Oh, really?
396
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,209
If only there was a way we
could figure out who was right.
397
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:17,500
Okay.
398
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,330
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
399
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,700
Yeah, here it is right here.
400
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:27,749
1963 Impala... chrome...
and stainless steel mirrors.
401
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,334
So I was right.
402
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,792
And I was also right, right?
403
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,625
Yeah, but I was more right
because chrome was first.
404
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,740
Oh. (LAUGHS)
405
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,140
All right, well, we've done
enough for today, all right?
406
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,290
You can get on out of here.
407
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,380
Uh, I saw a Buick in the back.
408
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,660
Do you need any help with that?
409
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,320
Sure. Why don't you call your mom
410
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,419
and let her know you're gonna be late.
411
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,750
I'll text her.
412
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,667
_
413
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,584
(LAUGHTER)
414
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,980
(LAUGHS)
415
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,334
I don't know what she said,
416
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,042
but I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
417
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,240
(LAUGHS)
418
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,580
Hey, hey, get back to work.
419
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:14,720
♪ Whoa, my love ♪
420
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:18,280
♪ My darling... ♪
421
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,360
Okay, now only three of our followers
422
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,589
are gonna get this Ghost reference,
423
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:26,042
but those three people
are gonna really like it.
424
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:30,540
The only follower I care about is you.
425
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:34,459
♪ Lonely time... ♪
426
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,760
More clay?
427
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,167
- As much as you've got.
- Mm.
428
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:48,680
What the hell kind of freaky
mating ritual was that?
429
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,640
I got to tell Tina.
430
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:57,917
♪ This is the dawning
of the age of Aquarius ♪
431
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,750
♪ Age of Aquarius... ♪
432
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,160
What in the hell kind of
freaky female ritual is this?
433
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,500
I got to tell Dave.
434
00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,880
♪ Aquarius... ♪
435
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:15,900
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