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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ There can only be one
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[ School bell rings ]
Gumball: Oh, man, I'm so tubby,
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I don't have a muffin top.
I've got the whole bakery.
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I'm so porky, I don't have
a six-pack, I have a barrel.
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Yeah, your midsection looks
like someone tried to shove
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a grapefruit
through a garden hose.
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Yeah, man, your belly
has more folds
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than an origami convention.
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[ Deep humming ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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Dagnabit, I'm so week
that if I was a superhero,
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I'd be Boy-Man --
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the man with the strength
of a 12-year-old boy.
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What are you
talking about?
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You're as strong as a bear...
[bare]
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naked old lady.
[ Both laugh ]
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I got so little
muscle definition,
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I need a muscle dictionary.
[ Both laugh ]
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Yeah, dude, the only think
you could lift with that body
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is my self-esteem.
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[ Deep humming ]
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Bottle trick! Ha!
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Aw. Well, at least
I stuck the landing.
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♪♪
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Sighs ]
Dagnabit, I'm such a loser.
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The only thing you ever won
was our mother's love,
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and you didn't even
get first place.
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You're such a loser,
the only time people miss you
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is when they're throwing
rotten tomatoes.
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[ Deep humming ]
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What's the matter, dude?
Why do you always pull that face
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every time Rocky's around?
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[ Machine humming, shuts off ]
Hmm? [ Chuckles awkwardly ]
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It's not that.
It's Tobias.
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I don't understand why,
but every time he ribs me,
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I feel like he's actually
broken one of my ribs.
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Maybe it's because
deep down,
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you really respect
Tobias' opinion.
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[ Both cackling ]
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-Oh, man.
-Whew. Hoo.
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But you're right,
it is weird.
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You don't mind
when I insult you.
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-You even do it to yourself.
-I know, right?
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Well, then, maybe
the problem isn't Tobias.
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Maybe the problem...
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is your fragile ego.
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Let's start by stripping back
the layers of your personality.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Creak! Pop! ]
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So, who do we have here?
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[ Laughing ]
I'm Humor!
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You want to hear a joke?
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Me!
[ Laughs, cries ]
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And who's hiding
behind that nose?
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Anxiety.
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That's what I thought.
Carry on.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Creak! Pop! ]
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[ Deep voice ]
I'm Fear.
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[ High-pitched ]
And I'm Optimism!
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And tell me, Fear,
why the aggression?
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Because I'm afraid -- afraid
of who's behind all of us.
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[ Gasps ]
The Ego.
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Well, maybe
we should meet him.
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Oh, no,
that's not a good idea.
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[ Rumbling, roaring ]
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♪♪
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I...am...
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awesome!
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Guess I was wrong. Looks like
your ego's doing just great.
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Well, on the plus side, we now
know I truly love myself.
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Yeah, but I really
didn't need to see
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your ego smooching itself.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you jealous?
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You want a kiss, too,
Marwin Wawerson?
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Get off of me,
or I'll kiss you back.
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[ Smooches ]
I won.
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[ Deep humming ]
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Dude, I think I'm having
an epic pony.
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-What?
-No, an EpiPen.
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-For an allergy?
-A happy faffily.
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Do you mean an epiphany?
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Yes! A peepee-phony!
I'm having one of those.
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Tobias isn't good enough
friends with me.
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-That's the problem.
-What do you mean?
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Well, you know how
we're not just brothers
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-but best friends, too?
-I know.
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I must have really
low standards.
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[ Both laugh ]
Exactly.
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It's okay for you to say that
because you're my number one,
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but not Tobias, because
he's a lesser friend.
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I mean, look at the difference
between the way
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we treat our friends
and the way we treat each other.
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"Get well soon. Love, Leslie."
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"Miss you. Love, Bobert."
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"That bus should've ended you.
Love, Darwin."
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[ Laughs, sighs ]
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Yeah, I think
you pull it off.
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Think you should
pull it off.
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Man:
Our big sale will end in...
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[ Belches ]
Hadouken!
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-[ Gags, laughs ]
-[ Laughs ]
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I see what you mean. We should
talk to Tobias about it.
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Yeah, but it can wait
till school on Monday.
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I don't want to hurt
his feelings,
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but he needs to understand
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that there are boundaries,
and he can't just --
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Yeah, so I was thinking,
this weekend,
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maybe we should just stay in.
I mean, if we did go out,
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the only people we'd talk to
are each other. Am I right?
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Dude,
who invited you in?!
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What am I, a vampire?
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It's what friends do.
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♪♪
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By the way, can you tell
your mom to buy more ice cream?
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We're out.
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That gentle enough for ya?
[ Both gasp ]
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You know what's cool
about being best friends?
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You never need to ask
before borrowing money.
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And that's the other thing --
the comfortable silences.
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Nobody feels like they have to
say anything or make small talk.
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It's just comfortable,
you know?
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Just totally quiet.
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Nobody saying anything.
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Total silence --
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[ Thumping ]
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There.
[ Thumping ]
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Oh, hey. You fixed the door.
That reminds me of that time
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we fixed the roof
after Ocho blew it up.
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You know, I'm glad I had
the strength of character
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to give up that cellphone.
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Okay, first of all,
why would you alter this memory
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just to give me
massive teeth?
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And secondly,
you weren't even there.
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Tobias: Yes, I was!
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[ Laughs ] Classic us.
[ Honk! ]
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'Kay, enough. You weren't there
when we fixed the roof,
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and you won't be here
when we fix the door.
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But you've already fixed the --
[ Thud ]
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Dagnabit,
fixed it too well.
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[ Muffled ]
That's okay.
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That's what best friends do,
am I right?
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Okay, Tobias. I didn't want
to have to say this,
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-so Gumball will.
-[ Sighs ]
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Isn't it obvious?
I mean, read between the lines.
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What do you mean there are
unspoken differences
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between types of friends, and
that we're kind of okay friends
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-but not best friends?
-Well, I, uh...
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What do you mean this all stems
from a narcissistic delusion
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brought on by my inner fear
about facing
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-my true place in the universe?
-Uh...
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What do you mean...
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♪ You don't wanna be
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♪ Mo-o-o-o-ore
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♪ Than just regular
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♪ Frie-e-e-e-ends
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-Really?
-Sorry, I was thinking that.
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Look, you're -- you're just
not the kind of friend
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that we'd call for
really important stuff,
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like moving a couch.
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Nah, I get it. I can't be
your best friend, Gumball,
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because there can be
only one.
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Yeah, but you're
definitely fifth --
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-Sixth.
-Sixth in line.
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So, if all of those
other friends were gone,
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we'd be best friends.
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Technically, yeah, I guess
I just have to make do with you.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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♪♪
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[ Sighing ] There.
All's well that ends well.
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Do you ever get that tingly
feeling in your stomach
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when someone tragically
misinterprets something you said
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in a dangerously
fundamental way?
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Hmm.
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Nope.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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So...
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Let's get started.
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♪♪
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Yeah, I'm not really
in the market for a sword.
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I thought you were selling
knock-off handbags.
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No.
There can be only one.
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-One handbag?
-No, one friend!
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♪♪
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Aah! Aah! No!
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♪♪
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Bad idea.
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Yes! Give me the power
of your friendship.
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The friendening
empowers me!
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♪ There can only be one
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♪♪
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[ Cackling ]
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♪♪
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♪ There can only be one ♪
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[ Rip! ]
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[ Cackling ]
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♪♪
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[ Hair dryer whirring ]
Aah!
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I think it's on cold.
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Oh, thanks.
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Aah!
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[ Cackling ]
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♪♪
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I'm a ghost,
you joke of a jock.
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All you've done there is turn
a stick into two sticks.
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Wrong. I turned it
into the ghost of a stick.
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[ Thunk ]
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[ Cackling ]
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♪ There can only be one
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Gumball, I have defeated
all of your friends but one.
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Yeah! Ye--
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Seems he got the wrong
end of the stick.
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-Hmm? [ Gasps ]
-Hmm? [ Gasps ]
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Sorry, Darwin,
but there can be only one.
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I've absorbed the powers
of Gumball's friends.
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Surrender to your doom,
Darwin!
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-[ Cackling ]
-[ Screaming ]
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Darwin!
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♪♪
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Dagnabit, he must've
got to Leslie.
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No one can touch him
on the dance floor.
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♪♪
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-What are you doing?
-I'm using Banana Joe's powers
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to irradiate him.
It's gonna take a while.
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There's only 360 milligrams
of potassium in a banana.
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Okay, can we move on to the next
one? I've got a life to live.
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Well, I was gonna use
Sarah's powers,
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but turns out
that drawing your opponents
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falling in love with you
isn't that useful a fight.
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But Carrie,
on the other hand...
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♪♪
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[ Gasping ]
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-Darwin!
-I am number one!
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[ Cackling ]
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No, you're not!
That's not how friendship works.
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You do not get friend points
by beating up everybody I know.
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And you didn't get
their magic powers, by the way.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Can you keep it down,
please?
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[ Exhaling slowly ]
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[ Straining ]
There can...be...
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only...one.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Sighs ]
Look, it doesn't really matter
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if we're best friends,
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because you're
a good friend, Tobias.
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And good is good, right?
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I know. I'm sorry.
I just wanted more,
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and I did get a bit...
[ Gurgles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. It was pretty...
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00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,021
[ Both groaning ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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Come on, then, friend.
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Give me a hand
with this couch.
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Yeah, I'm a good friend,
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but not the kind of friend
you'd call to move a couch.
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-[ Clicks tongue ]
-Hmm, fair enough.
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[ Door shuts ]
It's fair enough.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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