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You don't think I have enough to do?
I'm not your fucking mother.
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Here's what you missed last week
on Shameless:
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SAMMI: Dad.
- Fuck.
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I need that new trailer.
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- He's not coming home with a trailer.
- What?
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Gallagher rite of passage.
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Realizing he let you down.
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- This is stupid, right?
- Right.
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- Unless it's not.
- Right.
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WOMAN:
Next?
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LIP: You got married?
FIONA: Yeah.
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What do you want, tampon-head?
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[SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]
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CARL:
Whoa.
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You're clean in six months.
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- I want her to be happy.
- You're getting your daughter back.
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FIONA: This isn't like Jackie.
SEAN: No one answered when I knocked.
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FIONA:
Shit.
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SEAN:
Oh, fuck, Jackie.
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- Wanna get out of here?
- I'm married.
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My wife accidentally cheated on me,
so she gave me a pass to get one hand job.
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I have a hand.
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- We're in trouble.
- I'll be right back.
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- We're in the middle of a conversation.
- The babies.
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If you go up those stairs,
I won't be here when you get back.
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I'm going back to school.
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Called to see if I can get
into the dorms early.
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You are going to the psych ward
or a fucking ER.
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Ian?
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Ian!
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Hey. You came back after all.
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I did.
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- Motherfucker.
- Jesus.
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- Where the fuck have you been?
- I'm bleeding.
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You disappear.
You don't return my calls, my texts?
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I had something come up.
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- Oh, fuck. Ow!
- Fuck!
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Stop hitting me.
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Aah! Goddamn it, enough.
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Enough with the hitting.
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- Are you done?
- Where, Jimmy? Where?
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I was incommunicado for a while.
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For weeks? For months?
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About a year.
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On a boat. A yacht, actually.
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And not a call, not a text...
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I was handcuffed to a metal pipe
in the engine room...
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...pissing into an old Malagueta can.
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For a year?
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For a while, yeah, and then it was slave labor
in a Brazilian cocoa-processing facility.
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Not much of a facility,
just some tents in the rainforest...
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...guarded by ladies with mustaches
and AK-47s.
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I caught malaria,
that knocked me out for a few months...
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That's bullshit.
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Then I escaped
when the DEA showed up with the Federales.
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Honest truth, I swear.
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FIONA: Who the hell is that?
JIMMY: That's my partner.
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- Your partner, as in your girlfriend?
- No, my partner as in crime.
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Shit, you're the one to talk.
You got married?
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What was I supposed to do?
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Was I supposed to sit on my porch knitting,
hoping one day you'd show back up?
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You disappeared, gone. Nothing.
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I think you deviated my septum.
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Good. You're lucky I didn't have a knife.
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- Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
- I know. I know.
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You were going to college,
you were becoming a doctor...
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...and then you just vanished.
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So, what now?
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What do you mean, "So, what now?"
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I'm married.
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Uh-huh.
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Jesus, you're such a fucking asshole.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Hey, Mickey.
- Mickey Milkovich? Say hello for me.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Ian did what?
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Okay, I'm coming. Yeah.
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- I've gotta go.
- What?
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- I have to go.
- What did Ian do?
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So that went well.
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IAN:
You're going to love Florida, man.
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It's fantastic.
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No snow ever.
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Nothing but sun and white beaches
and palm trees.
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Oh, and pools.
Pools in every fucking back yard.
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Can you imagine that?
Shit, I should watch my language.
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Oh, shit. Fuck, I said shit. Ha, ha.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Yeah, Uncle Lip showed me pictures
from when he was down there. Paradise.
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Well, I guess he's not really an uncle,
he's more like a best-friend uncle...
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...but I think that's better anyway, right?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Yeah. It's gonna be great.
Disney World. Mint mojitos.
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Cuban cigars. Pitbull. Live music.
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You're gonna love it. You and me.
You and me against the world.
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You feel that?
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That feeling is all of our problems
just disappearing right now.
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Just...
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[WHISTLES]
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Gone. Just leave it all behind. I guess
you don't have any problems, you're a baby.
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What do you have, like diaper rash?
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That's the worst of it for you.
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Must be good to be a baby, I'm telling you.
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Fuck, yeah.
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[PHONE RINGING AND IAN HUMMING]
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- Fuck. He's not picking up.
SVETLANA: I call police.
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- The hell you will.
- No, I call police.
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Because crazy carrot boy took my baby.
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You call, I'll tell them
I said Ian could take the baby.
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Who you think they're gonna believe?
Illegal Russian fucking hand-whore...
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...or a card-carrying, apple-pie eating, born
on the 4th of July, American fucking citizen?
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Pregnant hand-whore
who is also mother, they will believe.
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You need to chill the fuck out, okay?
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I scared him with the nut ward talk.
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He'll get his shit straight,
he'll bring the kid back.
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He will.
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Hey, uh, okay, so which one of you
is Karlson with a "K"?
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Okay, you stay.
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And then Carlson with a "C", you are actually
in the Van Houten Towers, West 208.
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Just past Gardner Hall,
you can't miss it.
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- You guys good?
GIRL: Yeah.
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[PEOPLE MOANING ON VIDEO]
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Excuse me, you're the resident assistant
on this floor, right?
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I'm Karen Perlow's mom, 417.
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She gets a Ritalin every morning, never on an
empty stomach, and then an Ativan at lunch.
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Two if she's feeling anxious at test times.
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I'm sorry, but this isn't summer camp, okay?
I'm not the camp nurse.
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She has to handle
her own reds and bennies, all right?
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Yo, think you can lay off
on the water pipe and the porn...
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...until Mom and Dad Iowas
are back on the interstate? Please?
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Thank you.
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I just had some dad
show me how to keep his son...
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...from swallowing his tongue
during seizures.
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You're the one who wanted to be an RA.
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Not "wanted to," had to.
Free room and board, plus stipend.
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- You could have moved in with me.
- Yeah, no stipend.
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Jesus, what's she weigh, a buck ninety?
Two hundred?
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Renaissance women
weren't forced...
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...to starve into an anorexic, fashion-industry
marketing version of female sexuality.
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I bet it was purely missionary.
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Getting caught under that
would be like stepping on a grape.
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My new roommate from Craigslist moved in.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Calls herself Muff Bulldagger...
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...and drives a Kawasaki.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Wait, he did what?
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Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, listen, I need to borrow your car.
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Ian just stole a baby.
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[GROANING]
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Top of the morning, beautiful.
How is my favorite public servant?
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Buy some deodorant, Frank.
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Hey, any governmental gift envelopes...
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...addressed to a Gallagher
in this chariot of yours?
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- It's getting to be that time of month.
- Touch my cart, I'll call the cops.
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I was just admiring your organizational skill.
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- You're a wonder.
- Get a job, Frank.
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Well, now, why would I do that, Gail?
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I'd just be depriving you
and your tax-paying...
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...civil-service working,
church-going buddies...
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...the great privilege
of supporting me and mine. Ha, ha.
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I have a dream, Gail...
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...that one day I will awaken
with a baby just like you...
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...underneath me.
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Oh, my God.
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[GROANING]
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Jesus criminy.
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Come on.
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Where the hell have you been?
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Fuck off.
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Bedrooms are all locked.
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What? Why?
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To keep you out of them.
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I boxed your stuff up
and put a flea bomb in.
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Box is in the backyard airing out.
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- Where am I supposed to sleep?
- What do I care?
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You blew the money you promised
you'd use to buy me a new trailer...
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...so it's back to the gutter you stepped in
last night, or you're on the couch.
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And there are new rules around here.
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No money, no food.
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You want something to eat, you pay.
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And there's a curfew.
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No coming in at 3
and waking the whole house up anymore.
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Doors will be locked at 10:00.
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- Ten?
- Ten? Ten o'clock?
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- You got to be fucking kidding...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Young ears.
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Doors will be locked at 10.
No exceptions.
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Things are changing.
Should've changed years ago.
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Ten? Liam stays up later than that.
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Don't try me on this.
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It gets cold out there on the street
late at night. Believe me, I know.
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Whatever. I've gotta shop.
Get ready for school.
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SAMMI: School doesn't start for two days.
- Middle school starts in two days.
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High school starts tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's your first day of high school?
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- Oh, sweetie, are you scared?
- No.
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I hated ninth grade. Almost got raped
by the entire wrestling team my first day.
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Never should have worn a tank top
without a bra.
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You should dress dowdy like that
again tomorrow. Be safer that way.
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Oh, and don't forget to pee
before you leave home.
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Bathrooms are a nightmare.
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Ukrainian girls beat me up
because I didn't have any cigarettes.
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Last time I went to the girl's room
without a pack of Virginia Slims.
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You need any money for school supplies?
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I can loan you a few dollars until Friday.
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DEBBIE: No, it's fine, I have stuff
from last year, thanks.
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SAMMI: Carl, honey,
you need any money for school supplies?
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I'm just gonna steal stuff
from the weaker kids.
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Steal some stuff for Chuckie too,
would you please, sweetie?
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- What the hell happened?
- He's crazy.
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He steals baby. He needs to be put
in crazy-people place...
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...where they spray him with fire hose
and put electric in his head.
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Please shut the fuck up.
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I told him I'd take him to the hospital,
he freaked out, took the baby.
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Stole the car. I need it back for work.
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Since when do you have a job?
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I gotta take those guns we lifted
off the militia geeks down at the projects.
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- Spent all day filing off serial numbers.
MICKEY: Take a fucking bus.
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MAN: With a dozen Uzis?
MICKEY: Yeah.
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- Call a cab, or fucking Davey, or somebody...
- Ian had a psychotic break?
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I think so.
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IAN:
No hands! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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[STATIC OVER RADIO]
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Come on.
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MAN [ON RADIO]:
Back with the crop report...
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Oh. Oh.
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[WILLIE NELSON'S "ON THE ROAD AGAIN"
PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[SINGING]
On the road again
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Places that I've never been
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Hey, that's us.
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[SINGING]
Seeing things that I may never see again
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I can't wait to get on the road again
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Shit.
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Like a band of gypsies
We go down the highway
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We're the best of friends
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insisting that the world keep turning our way
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And our way
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ls on the road again
241
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,328
The sunset's fucking beautiful.
242
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,404
[YEVGENY CRYING AND IAN BARKING]
243
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,881
The life I love
ls making music with my friends
244
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,161
Whoo!
245
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,449
And I can't wait to get on the road again
246
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,009
- He took Yevgeny last night?
- Late, yeah.
247
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,640
- Did you try calling his phone?
- He's not answering.
248
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,524
Who's Ian?
The one with the red hair?
249
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,489
He's the gay one
with all the problems.
250
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,251
Being gay doesn't have
anything to do with his problems.
251
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,563
I didn't say gay was a problem,
just that he's gay and has problems.
252
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,802
He left 18 hours ago,
he could be anywhere.
253
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,122
- Maybe he's in Colorado.
- Why Colorado?
254
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,409
- Free weed.
- Not free, idiot, legalized.
255
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,484
- Shouldn't somebody call the police?
- No!
256
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,687
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
257
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,921
Weeds are free in Colorado?
258
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,367
SAMMI:
Uh-huh. That's right sweetie.
259
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,445
- Oh, Jesus.
JIMMY: We need to talk.
260
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,647
No, we don't.
261
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,481
- What the fuck is he doing here?
- I have no idea.
262
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,687
How you been?
263
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,285
- Thought you were married.
- I am.
264
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,680
- You're married?
- Uh-huh.
265
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,086
- To who?
- To Gus.
266
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,890
- The musician?
- Is that Gus?
267
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,485
- No, that's Jimmy.
SAMMI: Who's Jimmy?
268
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,722
- Her old boyfriend.
- Then who's Gus?
269
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,884
- What's that smell?
FIONA: Gus is an incredible musician.
270
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,088
I met him at work.
And he's a great guy.
271
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,368
Musicians are notoriously unreliable
husband material.
272
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,962
Heh. Said the asshole who disappears
for years at a time.
273
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,805
- When did you get married?
- A few days ago.
274
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,406
And you've been keeping it a secret?
Why?
275
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,282
Excellent question. Why keep wonderful
musician Gus a secret if he's so great?
276
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,204
Out. Now.
277
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,688
You can't just keep showing up.
278
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,446
- Who's the loud blonde with the kid?
- A new half-sister.
279
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,647
- Really?
- Yeah.
280
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,609
- Frank or Monica's?
- You've gotta call.
281
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,330
Half-sister?
282
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,370
- What else did I miss?
- A lot, okay? Everything.
283
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,648
- Like?
- Like Liam almost dying.
284
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,723
Liam almost died? What happened?
285
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:21,009
I left out some coke that this asshole
that I wasn't really dating gave me...
286
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,286
...and he got into it.
287
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,130
He's fine.
288
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,887
- They put me in jail.
- You went in jail?
289
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,769
- Yeah.
- No shit.
290
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,647
No shit.
291
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,371
- And you got married.
- Yeah, I got married.
292
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,888
To a 35-year-old bass player
named Gus Pfender.
293
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,651
How do you even know that?
Are you, like, spying on me?
294
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,451
No. Well, sort of. Angela.
295
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,009
Do you love him?
296
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,285
You don't get to ask me that.
297
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,726
I love you.
298
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,042
- Heh. Fuck you.
- I love you.
299
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,487
Do you still love me?
300
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,127
- No.
- Liar.
301
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,727
I don't.
302
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,568
I love you.
303
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,091
I love you.
304
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,685
Don't do it.
305
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,605
- Don't do it.
SAMMI: No.
306
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,807
LIP:
Fiona.
307
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,123
Shit.
308
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,568
Hot. Very hot.
309
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,767
[BUZZES]
310
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,408
- Jimmy spent the night?
- Yeah.
311
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,683
- Did you hear anything from Ian?
- No. You?
312
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,205
No.
313
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,447
- You got this one?
- Yeah.
314
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,409
I could beat him to death
with a bat...
315
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,211
- ...and say I mistook him for an intruder.
- No, I'm good.
316
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,408
- All right.
- Thanks, little brother.
317
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,722
No worries, big sister.
318
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,803
Ready to get dressed? Unh.
319
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,448
FIONA: What?
- No, nothing.
320
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,971
Thanks.
321
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,682
So is Jimmy gonna move in
with you and Gus?
322
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,763
- What?
SAMMI: Getting your own place?
323
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,400
We haven't decided yet.
324
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,769
I know how important
those early days of marriage are.
325
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,651
Figuring each other out,
getting used to compromise.
326
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,325
More eggs, Carl?
327
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,847
- Chuckie, honey?
FIONA: Has Mickey heard from Ian?
328
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,445
No, I called. Nothing.
329
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,080
If you and Gus do decide
to get your own place...
330
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,890
...don't worry about us here.
331
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,570
I can fill in now and then.
332
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,767
[ALARM BEEPS]
333
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,200
Gotta go, school.
334
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,648
Shoot. I gotta go too. I'm supposed
to be working freshman orientation.
335
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,046
FIONA: You're going?
- I'll have my phone.
336
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,486
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
337
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,281
Carl. Door. Go.
338
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,166
Hey, hey, hey. Lunch.
339
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,404
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,807
Better safe than sorry.
341
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,201
And no bathrooms, right?
342
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,765
School starts today?
343
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,604
High school, her first day.
344
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,321
Debs, high school? This is so exciting.
345
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,804
- You're going to have a blast.
- Yeah, that husband guy is at the door.
346
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,362
Go. Go, I got this.
Go deal with your life.
347
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,409
FIONA: Hey.
GUS: Hey, I've been texting you.
348
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,244
My phone died. I'm sorry.
349
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,970
That's fine.
350
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,529
- Oh, that's Frank.
- Frank?
351
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,808
FIONA: That's my useless father.
- Is that smell him?
352
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,405
Yeah. You get used to it.
353
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,403
It's like working at a landfill.
354
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,805
- You okay?
- Yeah. Ian stole a baby.
355
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,566
- Who's Ian?
- My brother. I told you about him.
356
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,767
The one in college?
357
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,048
No. The one that ran away
and joined the Army.
358
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,680
- And he stole a baby?
- Well, more like borrowed it.
359
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,081
- It's his boyfriend's baby.
DEBBIE: Hi, Gus.
360
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,930
- Debbie.
- Oh, yeah, I remember.
361
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,684
Um, congratulations.
362
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,367
Great. Well, I gotta go,
first day of high school.
363
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,045
- Hey, you Gus?
- Yeah.
364
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,170
I'm Lip, brother. Don't fuck this up.
She's great. All right?
365
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,005
If I hear from Ian I'll call you.
Vice-versa, right?
366
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,730
FIONA:
Yeah.
367
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,125
Hey, listen,
I'm supposed to meet Chris...
368
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,647
...to work on some background tracks
for his demo...
369
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,446
- ...but I can blow him off...
- No, thanks. Really.
370
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,246
There's nothing to do here but wait.
I'll call you later.
371
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,085
- Let you know what's going on with Ian.
- Yeah.
372
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,007
[YEVGENY CRYING]
373
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,286
Good morning, Illinois.
374
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,846
Hey, why are you crying?
375
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,843
It's a beautiful morning, you know?
376
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,331
Oh, hey, you need a new diaper, don't you?
377
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,521
Hey, hey, hey. Shh.
You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away.
378
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,881
Okay, okay, okay.
379
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,650
Diapers.
380
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,646
Where are diapers?
381
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,882
No diaper.
382
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,526
Hey, Yevy, look what I found.
383
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,128
Motörhead, yeah.
384
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,327
Heavy-metal diaper.
385
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,084
[HUMMING HEAVY METAL MUSIC]
386
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,801
You're gonna be a big badass.
All the other babies are gonna look at you.
387
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,924
You're such a big badass,
they're gonna go running...
388
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,683
Crawling away in fear.
389
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,126
Why are you still crying?
390
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,486
Hungry.
391
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,206
It's morning.
Babies get hungry in the morning.
392
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,842
No food, but we're near an aqueduct.
393
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:28,849
We can forage. We can hunt.
We can get wild greens, okay?
394
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,243
We go now. We hunt like men.
395
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,051
One, two, three. Up, up and away.
396
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,531
[PHONE RINGING]
397
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,526
Left, left, left, right, left.
398
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,923
All right, this is the 200th time
I'm calling and you not picking up.
399
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,969
I'm starting to get fucking homicidal.
400
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,930
Call me the fuck back, Ian.
401
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,561
I'm worried about you. I love you.
402
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,610
Call me back.
403
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,968
- I call Nika to take me.
- What?
404
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,920
Hospital. Contractions, and water breaks
on sofa while I watch TV.
405
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,445
Nice outfit,
you a Mormon now?
406
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,331
Have to wear shitty clothes
for surrogate baby parents.
407
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,801
When I sell this baby,
I want my Yevgeny back...
408
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,962
...in my bed to sleep, where he belongs.
409
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,482
- In my bed or I call the cops...
- You need to stop with the cops.
410
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,290
- No cops.
- Yes, cops.
411
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,487
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
412
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,447
Yevgeny?
413
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,931
[IN RUSSIAN]
414
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,562
No, no. No more fucking Russian, either.
I hate that Boris-and-Natasha shit.
415
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,240
You get the money
before you hand the baby over.
416
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,971
We don't take checks
or "pay you in installments" crap.
417
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,964
We take cash.
Or cashier's check or whatever.
418
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,647
Or we find some other infertile yuppie idiot
to buy your broken-condom kid.
419
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,724
No Yevgeny, then cops.
420
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,164
Go.
421
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,085
Get out. Now. I want you out, now.
422
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,649
Right.
423
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,843
JIMMY:
Morning.
424
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,127
Any coffee?
425
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,171
- I think I really fucked up.
- Kev and I are separating.
426
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,924
- What?
- He doesn't notice I'm alive.
427
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,249
He has no sex drive.
The only thing he cares about is the babies.
428
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,006
- Kev moved out?
- No. Couch.
429
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,687
Can you even say that you're married
to someone if you're not having sex?
430
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,680
It's like aliens abducted his body
while I was in labor...
431
00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,687
...and replaced him with someone who looks
like Kev, talks like Kev, but isn't Kev.
432
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,524
What about the babies?
433
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,762
I don't know.
This just isn't working for me.
434
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,206
No, I mean, where are they?
435
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,447
Kevin and I got in a fight
and they started crying.
436
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,002
He started yelling at me because they were
crying, like it was my fault...
437
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,324
...and the only way I can get him to look at me
is knock him upside the head with a pan.
438
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,643
- You hit him in the head with a pan?
- No. Hell, no.
439
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,326
- Whose side are you on?
- I'm not on anyone's side.
440
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,767
No? You better be.
And the side better be my side.
441
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,803
Okay, sure, of course.
442
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,525
So where are Kevin and the girls?
443
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,449
We started fighting and then he took them
to the park, because they come first. Always.
444
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,202
Shit. I gotta go.
445
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,686
I've gotta take a shower,
go to the Alibi and open up.
446
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,808
What did you want to talk about?
447
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,281
Nothing. We can up catch up later.
448
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,606
Thank you.
449
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,650
- I love you.
- Love you too.
450
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,851
[SIGHS]
451
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,767
- You Deadly Debbie?
- Huh?
452
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,287
From YouTube?
Kicking those two girls' asses?
453
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,206
Yeah.
454
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,765
That was me.
455
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,684
You think you can kick my ass?
456
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,764
Yo, Deadly Debbie.
457
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,843
Jesus, I showed you a couple of moves...
458
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,002
...didn't know you were gonna go
Chuck Norris on me.
459
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,804
Hey, Gabowski,
how was your summer?
460
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,884
You finish the community service
for that solicitation beef?
461
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,525
Fuck you, Derek.
462
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,241
Wouldn't you like to,
but I hear you're behind on your shots.
463
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,567
Later, Debbie.
464
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,011
Making enemies already?
465
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,049
She wanted me to kick her ass.
466
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,647
You're famous. Lots of idiots are
gonna wanna try, get it up on the web.
467
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,723
- Think I can?
- Kick her ass?
468
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,282
- You think you can?
- I don't know.
469
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,366
- I can go, maybe...
- Thanks.
470
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,289
You didn't find him?
471
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,562
- You coming or not?
- Not.
472
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,643
- We need towels.
AMANDA: Can you go without me?
473
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,290
I'll reimburse you for my half.
474
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,885
- White work?
AMANDA: White's great.
475
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,327
Thanks, Muff, appreciate it.
476
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,806
- What the hell was that?
- I think she's interested in me.
477
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,570
No shit.
What are you gonna do?
478
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,361
- I don't know. It's kind of intriguing.
- Really?
479
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,090
Isn't that what college is about?
480
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,961
Checking out a bunch of different things,
keeping yourself open to new horizons.
481
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,167
Hang on a sec.
482
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,001
- This is no interest?
- For the first six months.
483
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,051
Three-thousand-dollar credit limit to start
and you get 10,000 frequent flier miles.
484
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,646
LIP: You need another credit card?
- I need a credit card.
485
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,566
Dad took away all my cards after that thing
with the Prada bag, and then H&M.
486
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,443
- What, they just give you a card?
- They'll give you 10 if you want.
487
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,204
We're the future,
they're meth dealers.
488
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,365
Give you your first hits free, get you hooked.
I'll run it up and beg Daddy to pay it.
489
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,763
Turn on the tears, say I love him,
promise to come home for Christmas.
490
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,445
He always caves.
491
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,329
Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you.
492
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,970
- Be right there.
- Okay.
493
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,924
Hey, Ian, it's Lip.
Where the fuck are you?
494
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,806
Hello, little man. Are you hungry?
495
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:57,523
Okay, I'm gonna get some apple sauce.
Want some apple sauce?
496
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,407
You like that. Maybe some peas?
497
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,562
And getting some Red Bull too.
498
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,125
That's not for you, though.
499
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,886
Okay. There it is.
500
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,804
All right.
501
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,008
Peas and thank you.
502
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,965
All right. And $20
on number one, please. Thanks.
503
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,284
Right. Uh...
504
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,887
Can you...? Can you just hold him?
505
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,686
Here, that's, uh, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
506
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,001
Uh...
507
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:41,570
Sixty-five... Seven. Sixty-seven.
508
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,485
- That's not enough, right?
- Right.
509
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,006
Um...
510
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,165
No. No. And so I'm just gonna get...
Can I get a couple diapers...
511
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,084
- ...and not the whole pack?
- No.
512
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,962
Okay, uh, how much do I have left for gas
if I just don't get any diapers?
513
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,009
- Nine twenty-seven.
- Okay, 9.27 on one.
514
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,484
Hang on. Hang on a minute. Um, here.
515
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,644
- Here's $5 for the diapers.
- Okay.
516
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,770
Thank you so much. Thank you.
You're very nice.
517
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,843
- You're a very nice lady.
- You're welcome.
518
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,402
No, really. You're amazing.
You're very nice.
519
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,803
Thank you so much. Thank you.
520
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,808
You and me both.
521
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,001
[YEVGENY CRYING]
522
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,289
You can't do that here.
523
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,522
You can't change him here.
524
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,803
Right. Okay.
525
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,169
Thank you.
526
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,731
Bye-bye, nice lady. Say bye-bye.
527
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,965
Bye-bye. Bye-bye, nice lady. Thank you.
528
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,444
SEAN: Order up.
- Two more fries and a BLT.
529
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,762
Husband Gus came looking
for you this morning.
530
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,127
- Thanks, I saw him.
- So he found you?
531
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,248
Yup. And a Reuben, light kraut.
532
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,529
So who was the guy you were beating
the shit out of yesterday?
533
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,250
Old boyfriend.
534
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,561
Did you sleep with him?
535
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,402
Figured you must have
after you punched him in the face six times.
536
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,129
Hey, uh, Jackie's getting out
of the hospital this afternoon.
537
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,521
Already? You picking her up?
538
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,125
No, her parole officer.
539
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,001
What, why? You called her?
540
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,881
It's part of the deal hiring her.
Gotta call the PO if she relapses.
541
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,849
Fuck that. She's trying.
Give her another chance.
542
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,287
She's had plenty.
I'm not gonna be enabling her.
543
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,249
She violates parole, she goes back.
544
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,926
Hey, girlfriend's here.
545
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,206
FIONA:
Oh, shit.
546
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,364
SEAN: I thought that was your big tipper.
- Yeah, it's complicated.
547
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,851
It always is with you.
548
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,408
Order up.
549
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,451
Coffee and a piece of peach pie
you won't eat?
550
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,087
I think I'll leave the apple à la mode
untouched today.
551
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,320
- Are you and Jimmy lovers?
- No. He's not my type.
552
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,845
You're my type.
553
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,766
- Heh. I picked up on that.
- Really? I'm usually pretty good at hiding it.
554
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,003
- Why are you here?
- I need him to make a decision.
555
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,680
If he stays,
I have to make other arrangements.
556
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,844
- Other arrangements for what?
- Business.
557
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,207
So is he gonna stay?
558
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,327
I don't know.
559
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,930
I don't know if he's gonna stay.
560
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,321
What mother doesn't care if they're crying...
561
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,960
...or if they're getting a rash,
or not sleeping...
562
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,488
...or if we're giving enough eye contact?
Worrying if the house is safe?
563
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,361
They can hang themselves on curtain strings.
Electrical outlets are a nightmare.
564
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,525
Toilets? Toilets? Toilets.
Kids drown in toilets all the time.
565
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,002
Close the lid. You gotta be on it all the time.
566
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,568
I mean, what kind of person
doesn't worry about this shit?
567
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,089
My wife, that's who. That's who doesn't
worry. Sleeps right through the night.
568
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,961
What kind of mother can sleep
through her children crying, huh?
569
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,566
What kind of person, Julie?
570
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,165
What kind, huh?
571
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,324
You know that me jerking you off
was a one-time thing, right?
572
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,970
Carol, Svetlana's asking for you.
She only wants Mrs. Hewitt.
573
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,488
- We'll come get you when it's time.
- Oh, okay.
574
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,210
You need something?
575
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,407
Hmm?
576
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,044
Waiting can be very stressful.
577
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,247
Yeah.
578
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,841
One hundred for the mouth.
579
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,482
Two hundred for the...
580
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,166
Do you think we enough time?
581
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,283
- I don't want to miss the birth...
- Yeah.
582
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,720
Baby takes hours to come.
583
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,086
Baby needs a new pair of shoes, right?
584
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,526
Back in a flash with the cash.
585
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,723
How's it going, guys?
586
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,370
Let's take a walk.
587
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,881
[CRYING]
588
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,090
It's okay.
589
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,321
[GROANING]
590
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,321
Help.
591
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,009
- Anybody?
SAMMI: We need to find something filthy...
592
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,208
...and ripped to put on Liam.
593
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,410
The food bank always give us extra stuff
if they think we're homeless.
594
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,722
FRANK:
Help me. I can't get up. Help.
595
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,929
- I need help.
SAMMI: You been taking your meds?
596
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,487
- Have you been giving them to me?
SAMMI: Not my job.
597
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,725
Your job. You don't care for your family,
can't even make sure Chuckie and me...
598
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,402
...have a roof over our heads,
but we're supposed to take care of you?
599
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,131
Okay, hands up. Skin turn yellow?
600
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,727
- A bit, yeah.
SAMMI: Probably rejecting your liver.
601
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,201
Okay, Chuckie, you finish getting dressed.
602
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,328
Okay? Nothing nice.
603
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,006
Maybe that shirt with the bloodstains on it
from when you tried skateboarding.
604
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,291
Chuck-o, help your old pap, will you?
605
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,085
And don't help your grandfather, Chuckie.
He doesn't care about us.
606
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,884
Liam, get me the phone, huh, buddy?
607
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,809
Fruit of my loin.
608
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,651
- Apple of your pappy's eye.
SAMMI: You too Liam.
609
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,724
- Don't help him.
FRANK: Liam.
610
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,285
Jesus.
611
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,527
[GROANING]
612
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,643
Little cocoa ingrate.
613
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,124
Help.
614
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,567
- That's him.
- Hey, what are you doing?
615
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,725
MAN: This your car, sir? Sir, you can't leave
a baby alone in a locked car on a hot day.
616
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,008
WOMAN:
I saw him get into a car and just drive off.
617
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,128
You scared him. What are you doing?
618
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,085
Sir, we were concerned
for the safety of the child.
619
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,327
You called the cops?
620
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,723
I get into a car for one second,
and you call the cops?
621
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,281
- Are you kidding me?
- She did the right thing, sir.
622
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,124
Now, why don't you calm down?
623
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,884
Calm down?
You're telling me to calm down?
624
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,765
Trying to steal my baby.
Telling me to calm down.
625
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,042
Are you on something, sir? Drugs?
626
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,407
Drugs? Am I on fucking drugs?
627
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,928
You're the one who's trying to steal my baby.
You're the baby thieves.
628
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,163
You're the ones trying to take my baby.
What is wrong with you?
629
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,163
Who sent you? Did Jesus send you?
630
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,761
- Did Jesus send you?
- Nobody sent us.
631
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,571
- We're just here to help, okay?
- Don't lie to me.
632
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,200
Why did he send you?
Get the fuck away from me.
633
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,129
Stay away.
634
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,166
Stop. Stop.
635
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,001
Come on.
636
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,409
Help me. They want to steal my baby.
They're trying to steal him.
637
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,369
They're Gabriel's demons.
638
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,091
That's right. Please. Help.
639
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,049
Help me, please. Please help me.
640
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,202
Help me, help me, help me.
641
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,084
No tests. No tests. No, no, no.
642
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,369
- Hold on. Hold on.
- No. No tests. No tests. Get away!
643
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,767
- Get away!
- Calm down.
644
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,001
Please.
645
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,524
MAN: Calm down.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
646
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,811
Please. I'm so sorry.
647
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,967
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
648
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,890
What the hell are you doing here?
649
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,247
I was running an errand
down the block for work.
650
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,687
- Thought you might have heard from Ian.
MICKEY: No.
651
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,605
- Beretta Px4 Storm.
- Don't touch it.
652
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,687
- So nothing from Ian?
- What the fuck do you think?
653
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,322
Saw it a couple of times
with my mom, Monica.
654
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,090
Kind of scary, weird stuff.
655
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,971
Climbed to the top of our roof
and thought she was a bird.
656
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,685
- She jump?
- No. The firemen came, got her down.
657
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,171
- Want a beer?
- Sure.
658
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,522
Got any weed?
Heard you're working a corner.
659
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,251
Smoking the product is bad business,
eats into profits.
660
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,802
Good thinking, kid.
You might just make it out there.
661
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,610
Not a white man's game anymore.
662
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,087
[BELCHES]
663
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,643
Two points.
664
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,847
[PHONE RINGING]
665
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,524
Yeah.
666
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,002
Yeah.
667
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,647
Okay.
668
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,962
Cops got Ian and the baby.
669
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,570
Where the fuck is Terre Haute?
670
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,889
So how long are we gonna wait?
671
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,930
- Little bit longer.
- Are you sure she still cares about you?
672
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,530
Yes.
673
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,848
- We gotta leave for Dubai soon.
- I know.
674
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,526
- Very soon.
- I know. There she is.
675
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,408
I've been calling you for hours.
676
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,090
Tough day.
677
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,924
Ian?
678
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,687
- Look, we gotta talk.
- I'm not sure I'm up for it tonight.
679
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,207
Fuck, my phone's dead.
680
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,122
JIMMY:
I don't know what to say.
681
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,926
Then don't say anything.
682
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,763
What are you looking for?
683
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,005
My phone charger.
Somebody's always taking it. Fuck.
684
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,648
- I'm sorry.
- Fucking Sammi, probably. Shit.
685
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,882
No. I'm sorry for everything that's happened.
686
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,127
[SCOFFS]
687
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,164
That supposed to be enough?
688
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,602
- I should have been here.
- Yeah. Yeah. You should have.
689
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,851
- I thought about you every single day.
- Don't.
690
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,281
- You left. You didn't come back.
- I know.
691
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,926
I love you.
692
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,481
Don't do that again.
693
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,008
I love you. I love everything about you.
694
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,609
- Please. What do you want from me?
- I am so, so sorry.
695
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,569
I love you.
696
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,889
I love you.
697
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,090
Fuck.
698
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,250
Stop. Stop. Jimmy, stop.
699
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,527
[FIONA SOBBING]
700
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,601
Please go home.
701
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,487
Go home.
702
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,565
Fuck.
703
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,286
- Fiona?
- I'm just getting her voice mail.
704
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,762
- Want me to try texting her again?
- Can't hurt.
705
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,523
- I'm sorry, I should have listened to you.
- Yeah, you should have.
706
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,848
I didn't know things could get this bad.
707
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,923
It can get worse...
708
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,366
...get much worse.
709
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,243
WOMAN:
Mr. Gallagher?
710
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,691
How are you feeling, Frank?
711
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,008
- I've felt better.
- I would hope so.
712
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,202
We've started you on Prednisone
to decrease the inflammation in your liver.
713
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,362
Also Lasix to bring down your fluid levels.
714
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,568
You were quite jaundiced when you arrived.
715
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,967
Have you been taking
your antirejection meds?
716
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,091
My bitch of a new-found daughter
hasn't been giving them to me.
717
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,130
Your daughter has been keeping
your medications away from you?
718
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,760
No, but she was supposed
to make sure I take them.
719
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,766
Mr. Gallagher, you are a 51 -year-old man
with a new liver transplant.
720
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,163
You should be able to take responsibility
for your own medications...
721
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,290
...unless you're mentally incapacitated.
722
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,965
Are you mentally incapacitated?
723
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,047
- Mentally incapacitated?
- Retarded. Are you retarded, Frank?
724
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,764
- No.
- Then get your shit together.
725
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,330
- Am I gonna lose the liver?
- No.
726
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,644
But we ran a tox screen and blood-alcohol
level as part of your work-up on admittance.
727
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,929
I was happily surprised to find
there was no alcohol in your system.
728
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,366
- You're welcome.
- However...
729
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,245
...we did find traces of cocaine,
marijuana and opiates.
730
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,330
If I were to hazard a guess,
my money would be on OxyContin.
731
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,849
Great stuff. Guy who invented it
should be on the Nobel short list.
732
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,561
This is no joke, Frank.
Somebody gave their life so you could live.
733
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,691
Well, technically,
I think he was pretty much dead...
734
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,525
...before they started divvying up
the body parts.
735
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,569
I'm loading you up on antibiotics...
736
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:05,087
...and a new round of antirejection meds...
737
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,846
...and I'll be sending you home
in a couple of hours.
738
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,924
If you don't take care of this liver,
you're shit out of luck.
739
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,650
Nobody's giving you another one.
740
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,281
[BARKING]
741
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,810
- You coming?
- I should probably stay in the car.
742
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,847
- Why?
- I might have a pound of weed on me.
743
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,323
- Christ, there's a pound?
- Give or take.
744
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,605
All right, you can stay in the car. But we're
gonna talk about this later, all right?
745
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,921
Hey, excuse me.
746
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,811
I got a call about my brother being in here?
Ian Gallagher?
747
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,088
Yeah, that's me. I was the arresting officer.
748
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:00,607
Does your brother have a history
of mental illness?
749
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Yes.
750
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,528
He was acting irrationally,
left a baby locked inside of a hot car...
751
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,808
...and ran away
when we tried to question him.
752
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,691
- Is the baby okay?
- Yes, he's sleeping in back.
753
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,730
- Is the baby your brother's baby?
- No, he's mine.
754
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,609
You're the father?
755
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,967
Who are you in relationship
to Mr. Gallagher?
756
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,810
His partner.
757
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,721
Lover. Family. You know?
758
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,651
We took Mr. Gallagher to the ER.
They gave him a sedative.
759
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,571
It seemed to calm him down,
but he's clearly a troubled kid.
760
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,886
Is he under arrest?
761
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,611
He'll face some charges,
but we're not gonna hold him.
762
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,247
His car went to impound. You won't get that
processed for a couple days.
763
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,289
You'll have to pay the tow charges.
764
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,965
You need to get him some help.
765
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,486
Yes, sir. We know.
766
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,240
Hey. Hey, come here.
767
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,365
Hi.
768
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,967
Yours?
769
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,687
He's a cute kid. Good sleeper too.
770
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,127
I've got one about his age at home.
771
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,124
You're a lucky man.
772
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,724
Thank you.
773
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,846
Yes, sir.
774
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,287
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
775
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,769
We can get him committed
even if he doesn't wanna go.
776
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,843
We can just...
777
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,848
...tell them that he kidnapped the kid, right?
They have to take him.
778
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,528
There's gotta be some kind of, like,
"danger to others" law, right?
779
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,525
No, it could be complicated.
780
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,445
Well, if he won't go,
I'm just gonna call the fucking cops.
781
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,285
Tell them that he stole the baby. They'll...
782
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,251
They'll put him away for a while.
783
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:48,083
At least he'll be getting
some kind of fucking help.
784
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,810
You did okay, Mickey.
785
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,045
You know, you tried.
786
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,446
That's a lot more
than most people would do.
787
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,010
MAN [SINGING]:
Now my heart, s heavy
788
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,488
Like a stone-cold mess tonight
789
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,402
I'm doing my best to convince myself
790
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:15,407
That she won't cry for daddy tonight
791
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:24,049
'Cause I'm leaving you behind
792
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,649
- Morning.
- Morning.
793
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,086
Coffee's on the counter.
794
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,610
Thanks.
795
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,649
Oh, um, your phone kept going off,
but I didn't think I should wake you.
796
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,525
Thanks.
797
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,887
Anyway, the next part, it's, uh...
798
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:55,644
[SINGING]
Nothing will change her mind
799
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:02,445
Stranger days are now a part our lives
800
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,170
Lip?
801
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,246
Jesus.
802
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,647
Ian, fuck.
803
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,204
Are you okay?
804
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,165
Yeah?
805
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,407
Okay.
806
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,161
Ian? Just need your signature.
807
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,722
Mr. Gallagher?
808
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,206
Can I go in with him?
809
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,488
No, I'm sorry.
810
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,042
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