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My life is falling apart,
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and now we gotta take out
valuable story time
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to tell you what you missed last week?
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Get your damn shit together.
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I am dying.
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I don't have anything solid
to leave the kids.
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Wouldn't it be great
to be outlaws together again?
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Time to turn over that betting money!
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You want to buy Wendell's?
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My family works there.
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People in the neighborhood depend on it.
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I will give you a $160,000
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which is double what you paid
for that lease.
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I sold out Etta
and I'm putting her
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in assisted living
against her wishes.
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Deed, business license, liquor license,
bill of sale.
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She told us we were
signing adoption forms.
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I am new owner of Alibi.
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You've been drinking?
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I'm a human fucking being with issues.
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And I don't need another one.
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Get out. Please. And get help.
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Coming in, buddy?
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FUCK you!
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Look, I'm getting some new IDs,
some cash and heading to Mexico.
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You should come.
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This goodbye?
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Let's ride.
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The fuck you looking at?
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Still haven't told me your plan.
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All right, I'm thinking a little bit of
nipple pinching, then some ass eating.
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- Seriously.
- All right, okay.
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- Go straight to fucking. Let's find--
- You're a fugitive, all right?
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You can't just stroll
across the Mexican border.
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I told you, I got it covered.
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Even learned me some Spanish.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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"Say that again,
I'll shove your dick down your throat."
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Do you have any money?
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We'll get some.
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Shit.
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So you ever been to the beach?
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No.
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Sun all year round.
No more freezing our asses off.
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Just sandals and tequila
from here on, man.
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That's what kept me going in the joint.
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The beach.
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Us.
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Bet your white ass burns
like a motherfucker.
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- Wanna hit this?
- Yeah, pass that shit.
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Don't fucking drop that shit.
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Something else I wanna hit.
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Yo, go take a leak.
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Don't need to.
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Go do yoga. Sing fucking Taylor Swift.
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I don't give a shit,
get out of the fucking car.
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Go.
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Come here.
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Hey, I'm bottom now, too.
If you wanna switch things up.
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If I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass
I would've stayed in prison.
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Get lube, bitch.
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Hey. Monica. Wake up.
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Do you remember anything
about last night?
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No.
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Me neither.
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It looks like it was a fun one.
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- Come here.
- I fucking love you.
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How much do we have left?
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Six hundred.
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Let's get out of here
before they stick us with the bill.
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- Where's my pants?
- I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Am I gonna have to
hire a new dishwasher?
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If I catch you drinking
on the job again-
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So you wanna breathalyze me?
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What's that for?
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I sold the laundromat.
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Shit, already? How much you lose?
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I didn't.
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You believe it?
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Once I pay off the mortgage
and pay Etta back for the improvements,
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I'll have 75 grand.
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God, I know I should
take it to the bank,
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but fuck, I can't
stop staring at it.
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I didn't think I'd make this much money
in my life.
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Yeah, you better cash that
before it bounces.
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Hey, do you know anything
about mutual funds or IRAs?
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Figure I should be smart with the money.
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After I blow a little on something fun.
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Can you pretend to be happy for me?
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Oh, no, I gotta go.
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You know, those of us in the underclass,
we have shit to do.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey,
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can you believe
Fiona fucking sold the laundromat?
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Yeah, I can barely hear you.
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I'm on the rig, I'm working a double.
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All right.
Well, I'll see you later tonight then?
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Well, I'm actually sleeping
at the station.
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Okay-
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Take care.
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Hey, I'm getting pork rinds and a 40.
You want anything?
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Uh, coffee and a KIND bar.
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- Bitch.
- Fucking pussy.
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- Fuck! Holy shit.
- Go!Go!Go!Go!Go!
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Drive the car! Drive the car!
Drive the car!
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You piece of shit fuckers!
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Shit!
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Damon, you fucking dumb fuck!
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- Come on, what the fuck!
- You said you were getting food!
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I was, till this shit-for-brains here
pulled his Glock out!
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I thought when you said
we were getting gas,
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-we was gonna rob the fucking place.
- I meant we were fucking getting gas!
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Whoa! Wake and bake?
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Saging. I read it'll help
get that backstabbing cunt's bad juju
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out of our house.
Is that what you're wearing?
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It's a machine parts company.
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You don't wear loafers
operating a drill press.
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You're applying for a job.
You wanna make a good impression.
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Not just any job. A man's job.
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- I let Svetlana take-
- Don't even think of saying her name.
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You know what to call her.
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I'm sorry. I let "that
backstabbing cunt" take my balls.
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Well, my nanny days are over.
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I'm gonna support this family
and I'm gonna get my balls back.
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Here, take a look at this.
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Kev, you misspelled "résumé"
on your résumé.
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Well, what about the rest of it?
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What rest of it? There's only one line.
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Well, I only had one job. And I've
never written one of these before.
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You gotta beef it up.
Sometimes people write their goals.
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You want me to tell them
I wanna make as much money
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doing as little work as possible?
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We got enough to last us for a while.
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Hey, did any bartending gigs come up
on that alert thingy on your phone?
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Yeah, but only at fancy places.
You gotta be a certified mixologist.
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Remember all a bartender had to do
was pour a shot and tap a keg?
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Now you can't even work behind a bar
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without knowing
how to make Campari-fennel aperitif.
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Yeah. Who puts fennel in a drink?
And what is fennel?
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Got me.
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Lip?
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Lip?
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- Jesus!
- You said you had the drinking
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under control.
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No, I-- Hey, I'm in
the fucking shower!
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I don't give fucking care, Lip.
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Mrs. Joseph said
she saw you on the El Train
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so fucked up that you
couldn't even walk.
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I went to a meeting.
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- Don't fucking lie to me.
- I'm not.
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All right? I hate AA,
I think it's fucking stupid, but I went.
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Are you gonna go back?
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If I say yes,
will you let me finish cleaning myjunk?
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Thank you.
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You know, I'm getting pretty tired
of everybody telling me
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what to do all the time.
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Get your shit together,
we won't have to.
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So, uh, Fiona sold the laundromat.
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That mean you're out of a job?
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You think I want to fold laundry
for the rest of my life?
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I signed up forjunior college.
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Oh, yeah? Studying what?
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Malcolm X
has a pretty good welding program.
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- Welding?
- Yeah.
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What, so, you wanna be a welder?
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I can apprentice with someone
while I'm still in school.
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Get certified in under two years and
make up to 20 bucks an hour to start.
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When's your next meeting?
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Twenty minutes.
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You know, maybe if you left, I could
get dressed, and I wouldn't be late.
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Welding, huh?
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Yeah. Flux core, metal arc, gas arc,
tungsten, MIG, TIG. Welding.
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Gonna be a Jamba Juice. Cool, huh?
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Yeah, it's really awesome watching
your guys tear apart everything I built.
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Too late for second thoughts.
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Just came from the bank,
I deposited the check.
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Although, I took a picture of it first,
so I can put it on my wall.
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Feel good paying off the mortgage?
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Didn't think you guys were gonna
tear the place apart so soon.
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We're hosting a happy hour,
workers start the remodel tomorrow.
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- Happy hour?
- Hmm.
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South Side Young Professionals.
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- Get your hands off my washer!
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Thief!
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Guessing you didn't tell her yet.
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No, I did, couple of times.
She's got no short-term memory.
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Lady, stop! Please!
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It's not easy ripping someone
from their home of 50 years.
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You get used to it.
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Come on! Come on!
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You silly ass!
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Jesus, lady!
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Okay, Etta, Etta. Calm down.
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Go call the police!
They're taking everything!
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I know. I know. Come on. Let's sit down.
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What the hell's going on?
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We talked about this,
yesterday and last night.
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- You have to leave.
- Why?
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'Cause there's asbestos in the walls.
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And the city found out,
and they want to shut us down.
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That fucking Mayor Daley.
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First, he hands the White House
to that goddamn Catholic,
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and now this crap.
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I gotta get you out of your apartment.
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Just for a few days.
You can come home with me.
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I can stay with you, Sandy?
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Yep, I got a room all ready for you.
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- Oh! I'll go pack!
- Okay.
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Oh, we'll have fun.
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We can go out on the town,
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and let the boys feel us up
on the dance floor.
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Hotel orgy loot.
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Frank, give Debbie a wallet.
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Or better yet, give her a ring,
for their wedding.
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I'm buying her a ring.
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Oh, that is so romantic.
I lost mine years ago.
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You sold it for crack.
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Let's see how this one looks on you,
my love.
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I think it's a real diamond.
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Wow! I wonder how much
Raoul is gonna give us for it.
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We can't sell this.
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- Why not? It's the best of the bunch.
- No,no.
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It fits like a glass slipper.
It should never leave your finger.
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Monica Jean Darrgen.
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Yeah?
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Will you marry me?
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But what about getting
money for the kids?
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Let's give the kids
something more valuable than money.
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An example of real love.
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And then we'll go back to work tomorrow?
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Sure. Today, we proclaim how we feel
before God and the whole world.
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Pretty sure the whole
world doesn't care.
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Pretty sure God doesn't either.
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Will you make me
the happiest man in the world?
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- Um...
- Come on.
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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We need new wheels,
in case anyone made us back there.
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Huh! Sounds about right.
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All right, green one.
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Oh, hell, no. Look at this Camaro.
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Dumbass, the window
on the green one is down.
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There's no alarm.
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But it's so beautiful.
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Damon, you're on lookout.
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Come on.
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Come on, hurry up.
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I'm a little out of practice.
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No, you gotta-- It's the other--
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00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,370
- Do I tell you how to do EMT shit?
- Can I just-- Yeah, I--
252
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,760
Leave the goddamn
stealing to the experts.
253
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,961
Fuck--
254
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,521
Let's go.
255
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,410
Hope Damon knows how to hitchhike.
256
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,281
We're ditching him?
257
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,851
Mouth-breather's gonna get us arrested
or killed.
258
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,402
Better it's just us.
Adiés, motherfucker!
259
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,168
Mickey! What the fuck!
260
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,010
I thought to myself,
"What are you doing, Robin?
261
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:37,320
"You have a 4.0 GPA. You were, like,
president of your high school class."
262
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,330
I called my mom and dad,
even though it was 2:00 a.m.
263
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,126
They were like, "We love you."
264
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,769
I haven't had a drink in seven months.
265
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,001
I was just elected
rush chair of my sorority, and...
266
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,245
Man, you got a square?
267
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,530
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
268
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,251
Appreciate it.
269
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,765
She still at it?
270
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,367
Yep.
271
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,204
I swear if I have to listen to
the same bullshit story one more time
272
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,249
I can't be held responsible
for my actions.
273
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,960
Yeah, listening to that shit
makes me wanna drink more, not less.
274
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,521
You're new, right?
275
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,570
Yeah, it's my second meeting.
276
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,444
We should grab some coffee,
swap some real drinking stories.
277
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,605
Look, you're hitting on me or you're
trying to get me to buy into this crap.
278
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,091
Either way, I'm not fucking into it.
279
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,921
You don't think I'm attractive?
280
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,010
Look, I'm not doing
any steps, all right?
281
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,080
I'm not making any fucking amends.
282
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,001
You think I'm being altruistic?
283
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,123
I'm doing it for me, man.
284
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,203
I still need this shit to stay sober.
285
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,847
I got work.
286
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,924
Come on, we can meet up after.
287
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,082
Just two drunks swapping war stories.
288
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,442
Whatever crazy shit you did,
I bet I can top it.
289
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,488
Hi, is the job still open?
290
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,886
Hi.
291
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,570
Yeah.
292
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,280
Here's an application. is Spanish okay?
293
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,969
I was gonna have
a tough enough time in English.
294
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,325
Let's see.
295
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,847
You know what,
I can't find any in English.
296
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,042
I haven't been asked for one of those
in a while.
297
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,646
Why don't I translate,
I'll write in your answers for you.
298
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,287
Sounds good. Your writing's
probably nicer than mine anyways.
299
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,686
Okay, name?
300
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,207
How do you say "Ball" in Spanish?
301
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,491
- Pelota.
- I'm Kevin Pelota.
302
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,810
Pelota. How long have you been operating
a CNC machine?
303
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,567
Was that English?
304
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,922
Do you know how to
program a CNC machine?
305
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,887
Piece of cake.
306
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,009
- Are you lying?
- No.
307
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,402
I want a man's job where you pull up
your sleeves and get your hands dirty.
308
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,130
Get in your time machine.
309
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,444
Those jobs don't exist anymore,
everything's computerized now.
310
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,209
Oh, computers. What is so special
about computers, anyway?
311
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,011
I mean, sure, they seem awesome,
they help you rip off movies,
312
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,323
but what happens when they
become self-aware? Huh? Huh?
313
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,244
So how's this guy
gonna sneak us into Mexico?
314
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,569
Fuck if I know. Pifiata?
315
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,043
These are pretty good beans, man.
316
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,043
Guess they don't call them
beaners for nothing, huh?
317
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,050
Which one of them is your guy?
318
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,611
You sure we should be barging in
on the party?
319
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,211
Hey, which one of you guys is Jesus?
320
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,440
I'm Jesus.
321
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,924
Oh, never thought I'd say this,
but I'm glad I finally found Jesus.
322
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,922
- Hey.
- Dishes are piling up.
323
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,611
What? Shit, Lip again?
324
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,281
Not his fault.
Your parents are in the kitchen.
325
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,802
What? Hey!
326
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,007
I'm trying to talk to you! Hey, Frank!
327
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,201
Lip, come on.
328
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,010
- Get out of my kitchen.
- Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
329
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,322
There's my first-born.
330
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,925
We want you to be our maid of honor!
331
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,083
- What? What are you talking about?
- You're gonna love this.
332
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,366
Show her.
333
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,295
You stole a ring. So what?
334
00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,761
How we acquired it
is beside the point.
335
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,121
We're getting married.
336
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,645
You're already married.
337
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,881
- Only legally.
- Yeah.
338
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,441
We're recommitting our hearts
to each other.
339
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,886
Yeah, you need to find them first.
340
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,530
Hey, this is important.
341
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,284
Honor your father and mother.
342
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,298
He's working.
343
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,689
We're renewing our
vows this afternoon.
344
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,887
_So__
- Which vows? The ones where you
345
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,405
put yourselves before everyone first?
346
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,801
Or the ones where you don't take
responsibility for your actions?
347
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,203
Hey, all I had to do was pull out
and you never would have been born.
348
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,811
You were too high to pull out.
349
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,568
Debbie's coming and Liam and I texted
Ian, but I haven't heard back.
350
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,165
Oh, we gotta call Carl!
351
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,448
- Yes, Carl!
- Carl's in military school.
352
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,886
You ever hear of a plane?
353
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,566
Out of curiosity, who's officiating
this bullshit ceremony?
354
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,803
We don't need middlemen.
This is between God and us.
355
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,961
Well, that's a good thing,
356
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,661
because no priest will
come near you after
357
00:20:45,673 --> 00:20:47,010
what happened at
your first wedding.
358
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,844
Oh, yeah, didn't you puke
on Father McDougal?
359
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,121
- Mmm-hmm.
- You weren't even there.
360
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,407
I was there for the second one.
361
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,643
Oh, Christ. The naked wedding.
362
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,168
- That was beautiful.
- If you were a pedophile.
363
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:02,362
Why do you two keep harping on the past?
This is why your lives are so messed up.
364
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,364
Oh, yeah, that's the reason.
365
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,207
You deserved a better mother.
366
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,842
You needed me, I wasn't there.
367
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,322
I'm asking for a fresh start.
368
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,444
A new beginning for the family.
369
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,606
Please come.
370
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,201
Fuck it.
371
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,081
You're not gonna go, are you?
372
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,287
Fuck no.
373
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,046
Carlos gave me your name.
374
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,444
Which Carlos? I know 30 of them.
375
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,967
- Cook County Correctional.
- Well, that narrows it down to four.
376
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,321
We need a coyote.
377
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,163
- For what?
- To sneak us across the border.
378
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,721
You're already across the border.
379
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,405
No, the other side.
380
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,366
You want me to sneak you into Mexico?
381
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,684
Yeah. I want you to do
whatever you do, backwards.
382
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,166
You're that vato from the news.
383
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,607
The one that made the prison chick
fall for you.
384
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,564
The fuck she ever see in you, ese?
385
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,287
I could pull it out,
but I don't wanna scare all the kids.
386
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,526
Dad.
387
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,649
It's time for me to dance
with my little girl.
388
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,527
Wait, that's it?
389
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,484
I get caught with a fugitive,
that's federal time.
390
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,529
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What am I supposed to do?
391
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,241
Not my problem, homie.
You're on your fucking own.
392
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,649
- The fuck you say to me?
- Come on, come on, come on.
393
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,690
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
394
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,048
Hey, baby, I'm just making some lunch.
How'd it go?
395
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,885
This is a land of pussy-men now.
396
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,005
Unless you have a computer,
you don't stand a chance.
397
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,647
And when did not finishing high school
mean you can't feed your family?
398
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,724
Don't worry about it, I'll get a job.
I'll work for my mom at the salon.
399
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,120
But, what about my balls?
400
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,805
What about feeding our girls?
401
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,601
You said we were okay.
402
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,961
For a little while.
403
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,326
I'll work at your mom's then.
404
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,644
- Doing hair?
- How hard can it be?
405
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,325
A new listing!
406
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,647
Cornrows, weaves.
407
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,048
- Black women love me.
- Job tending bar.
408
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,804
I'll text you the address.
You can be the first one there!
409
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,330
Nothing is getting in my way this time.
410
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,289
- Go get them, baby. I love you.
- I love you.
411
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,288
Jesus! How long you been standing there?
412
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,851
I brought my cats.
413
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,845
You can bring two of them.
414
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,530
I'll get my stool.
415
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,927
Hey, what's all that?
416
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,971
Etta's. I'm bringing her
to stay at the house
417
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,049
till a room opens up at assisted living.
418
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,168
- You want a hand? Yeah?
- Yeah. Sure.
419
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,446
You believe Frank and Monica?
420
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,200
Never a dull moment
when the shit show's in town.
421
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,645
- You got that? Yeah?
- Yeah.
422
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,531
You know,
I'd carry this stuff home for you
423
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,881
but my shift's not over.
424
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,247
That's all right. I don't need help.
425
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,284
- You bought a car?
- Yep.
426
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,369
Only $425 a month.
427
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,401
You like it?
428
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,251
I'm here about the bartending job.
429
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,886
Are you 933'?
430
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,761
Do you want me to be gay?
431
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,446
If you're gonna work here.
432
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,249
Yeah, I'm gay.
433
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,768
What? I love cock.
434
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,449
Big cock, small cock,
curved cock that looks like a banana.
435
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,846
You're a shitty liar.
436
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,490
- I'm a kick-ass bartender.
- No.
437
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,688
- I've been doing it like 15 years.
- No.
438
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,322
I need the job to feed my kids. Here,
look, look at this picture of them.
439
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,769
Oh! Cute. No.
440
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,728
So now if I speak English and
like vagina, I can't get a job?
441
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,765
- That's discrimination.
- Oh, give me a break.
442
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,282
You can't deny me an opportunity
because of my sexual orientation!
443
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,441
Who I choose to sleep with
444
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,046
in the privacy of my own home
is none of your damn business.
445
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,361
All right.
446
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,001
One night, we'll see how you do.
Go get changed.
447
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,284
Oh, I think that's the last of it.
448
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,086
This isn't your apartment, Sandy.
449
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,083
Well, I, uh, moved.
450
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,530
Why? This place is a shithole.
451
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,846
Who's the Negro?
452
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,084
Uh, this is Liam.
453
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,685
And they're not
called that anymore.
454
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,364
- Debs!
- In the kitchen.
455
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,200
Oh, thanks for watching Etta
for a couple hours.
456
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,129
Yeah, I'm here anyways
for Frank and Monica.
457
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,850
Can't believe you came for that.
458
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,809
It's for Franny. They're
her grandparents.
459
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,369
Oh, this is a beaut, Sandy.
460
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,890
Here you go. You remember Debbie, right?
461
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:26,732
Hi, Etta.
462
00:26:26,744 --> 00:26:28,566
she'll be here in case
you need anything.
463
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,527
So chances are she'll just sit there
for hours, but you never know.
464
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,841
Okay, I gotta get back to work.
465
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,809
Look what we found!
466
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,042
Yeah. Fiona! I knew you'd come!
467
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,243
Actually, I'm here to get Etta set up.
468
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,520
You're gonna wear that?
469
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,329
Well, it was hers before it was yours.
470
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,889
Oh! Knock yourself out. There's
no chance I'm wearing that again.
471
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,051
Wait, Fiona, stay. Please.
472
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,724
Thanks, but...
473
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,806
No. Bye.
474
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,565
- HeY-
- HeY-
475
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,491
Just got done with my shift.
476
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,240
- Hey.
- What can I get you guys?
477
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,881
Just a coffee.
478
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,521
For your friend?
479
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,365
Is the cherry pie good?
480
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,604
Yeah? Okay, we'll try that.
481
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,290
And a piece of coconut pie.
482
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,609
And a slice of cheesecake.
483
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,168
And the bread pudding.
It's for the table.
484
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,207
You pregnant?
485
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,324
You get sugar cravings, right?
486
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,644
Being fat's better than drunk.
487
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,610
So, let's hear if your drinking stories
are as good as the Tri Delt's.
488
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,287
I don't know.
I had a bad breakup last year.
489
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,443
Took a crowbar to a professor's car,
and then took on a couple campus cops.
490
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,209
- How'd that go?
- Not well.
491
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,921
Is that the best you got?
492
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,126
I pissed on a sorority mom.
493
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,600
Hey! Was she into it?
494
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,489
- No. Definitely not.
- Oh.
495
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,761
Bummer.
496
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,446
I woke up in the hospital once.
497
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,051
Only once?
Yeah, the third time I did that,
498
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,009
I ruptured my spleen.
499
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,601
Almost died.
500
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,725
Don't know how it happened to this day.
501
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,167
So that was your rock bottom?
502
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,891
Oh, fuck, no, no, no.
503
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,123
No. It was a combo of booze
and angel dust.
504
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,810
Got all paranoid, I thought
my girlfriend called the cops on me.
505
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,089
Locked her in our apartment, put a gun
to her head, pulled the trigger.
506
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,564
I mean, the chamber was empty,
thank God, I didn't know that.
507
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,967
But, yeah, I would've
fucking killed her.
508
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,201
Yeah, you win.
509
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,080
So, when did you have your first drink?
510
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,521
Fourth grade.
511
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,761
First time you puked?
512
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,327
Fourth grade.
513
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,325
My parents, they um, they encouraged it.
514
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,241
Is that a joke?
515
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,289
Nah. I mean, everyone I knew drank.
516
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,129
You know, it was in our house,
fflends'houses,schooL
517
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,760
It's everywhere. You know, that's
just what the neighborhood's like.
518
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,291
Well, there's a reason
people like it, you know.
519
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,727
Feels good.
520
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,690
Feels good waking up in the hospital?
521
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,801
I don't know.
522
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,482
Drinking, it, you know,
it turns the volume down.
523
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,209
I don't know,
it makes the world more tolerable.
524
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,681
Sounds like drinking
might not be your only problem.
525
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,367
Holy shit. You're right.
You know, I never thought of that.
526
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,563
Okay. Hey, all right!
527
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,201
Shit.
528
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,721
Thanks.
529
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,367
Enjoy.
530
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,240
Well, dig in, brother.
531
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,251
- Fiona!
- Wow.
532
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,805
You just gutted the place.
533
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,570
Yeah, nothing worth keeping.
534
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,962
No offense. Ryan, Fiona.
535
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,486
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
536
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,244
She used to own this space. Flipped it.
537
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,164
100% profit in under three months.
538
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,448
- You're shitting me.
- He is not shitting you.
539
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,641
Just beginner's luck.
540
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,246
She likes to play it off like
she didn't know what she's doing.
541
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,402
This one, shrewd as hell.
542
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,770
Well, networking event.
So, I should go network.
543
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,921
Yep.
544
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,965
Chad bought a couple single-family
houses over on Wallace,
545
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,565
now he thinks he's Herb Allen.
546
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,011
I didn't know
that Chad invested on his own.
547
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,044
Yeah, when he doesn't have his lips
pressed firmly up against Margo's ass.
548
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,488
Yeah, I used to have Chad's job.
549
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,371
That was four years
of taking Margo's shit.
550
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,164
It was a better education than Wharton.
551
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,290
Am I supposed to know what Wharton is?
552
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,968
Okay. All right.
Where did you go to school?
553
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,047
- Nowhere you've ever heard of.
- Well, try me.
554
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,366
Ridgedale High.
555
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,881
I went to Tilden.
556
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,481
You're South Side?
557
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,411
Yeah, born and bred.
My dad used to work construction.
558
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,762
He let me tag along in the summers.
I got the building bug.
559
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,644
And that's actually
the name of my company,
560
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,801
Building Bug.
561
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,485
- It's cute.
- Thank you.
562
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,721
Yours?
563
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,846
Oh, I don't have a company.
It was a one-time thing.
564
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,960
So did you get inside information
on this place?
565
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,806
What, rezoning or something you knew
would jack up the value?
566
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,770
Just right place, right time, you know?
567
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,846
What's taking her so long?
568
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,368
Maybe you didn't notice, but Fiona
and Monica aren't exactly the same size.
569
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,760
I had to improvise.
570
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,606
You look as beautiful
as the first time you wore it.
571
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,445
Oh, Frank.
572
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,361
Thanks.
573
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,923
I wrote my vows down.
574
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,962
"My handsome Frank,
575
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,685
"you're my best friend
and the best fuck I ever had.
576
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,643
"Today, I commit
to a new beginning together,
577
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,328
"to leaving the past in the past.
578
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,249
"I forgive you for
everything you've done.
579
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,684
"For stealing my dad's car
and driving it into Lake Michigan.
580
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,647
"For not telling me
when you cut that batch of coke
581
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,450
"with just a touch of Drano.
582
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,205
"I forgive you for promising me
to that drug dealer
583
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,209
"in exchange for crystal meth.
584
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,121
"I forgive you for dragging me
three blocks with the car-"
585
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,800
Okay, sweetheart, that was an accident.
586
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,885
No, it wasn't, my love.
587
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,560
How was I supposed to know
that your dress was caught in the door?
588
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,484
Because I was screaming.
589
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,768
The radio was blaring Layla, remember?
590
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,407
No. You were getting back at me
for throwing you in front of the El.
591
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,961
If I hadn't climbed off the tracks,
you would've killed me!
592
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,930
Yes, and it serves you right
for fucking that slut
593
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,003
-with the cauliflower ears!
- I was not fucking her!
594
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,844
- Yes, you did!
- No, I didn't!
595
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,490
Don't fucking lie to me, Frank!
596
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,444
It was a blowjobl
597
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,121
Oh!
598
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,045
Frank!
599
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,730
Yeah, thanks for the sugar shock.
600
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,725
Yeah, no problem. See you around.
601
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,127
Hey, what, that's it?
602
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,884
What, no nuggets of wisdom?
603
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,881
Ever tried knitting?
604
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,961
What, knitting?
605
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,521
Yeah. Helped me to have a distraction,
you know?
606
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,008
You stop drinking, all of the sudden you
got all this free time on your hands.
607
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,961
I tried whittling but I kept
cutting the shit out of myself.
608
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,784
What, so that's your
key to staying sober?
609
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:06,363
Fucking knitting?
610
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,644
Well, I ain't fucking Yoda.
611
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,043
I mean, the only key to staying sober
is not drinking.
612
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,962
Knitting and sugar help me stay sane.
613
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,166
That and meetings. So for what it's
worth, you did the first step.
614
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,891
That's what this was?
You know, I knew it.
615
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,844
Look, man, do the steps,
don't do the steps,
616
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,122
I really don't give a shit.
I ain't your fucking babysitter.
617
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,646
You really wanna stop drinking?
I mean, you really want to?
618
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,367
Yes.
619
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,890
Then I hope I see you
at the next meeting.
620
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,761
See ya.
621
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,481
You live here?
622
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,806
Sorry if it's chilly.
The heatings's a little spotty.
623
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,209
I bought the building in foreclosure.
624
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,722
And I moved in
so I could oversee the remodel,
625
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,769
but I never got it started.
626
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,490
Yo, you can start on service.
627
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,929
I got this.
628
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,210
Anybody order a hot piece of ass?
629
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,361
All right, here we go.
630
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,324
Feast your eyes, boys.
631
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,369
You can look but you can't touch.
632
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,766
Except you, you can touch.
Go on, give it a little slap.
633
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,525
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
634
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,650
Looks like the drinks aren't the only
things that are stiff around here.
635
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,889
My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard.
636
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,364
We still have to figure out a way
to get across the border.
637
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,126
Could try swimming over.
638
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,481
Never learned how.
639
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,641
Seriously?
640
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,921
Huh.
641
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,361
Well, we could try driving.
642
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,371
They probably have my picture posted
all over the border crossing.
643
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,804
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
644
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,971
Need to get some real money, man. Fuck.
645
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,410
All right. That bar
we passed back there.
646
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,170
Are you fucking nuts?
647
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,046
- What?
- This is Texas.
648
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,361
Everybody here is packing.
649
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,971
You got a better idea how to get cash?
650
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,360
Yeah. The bank.
651
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,849
Oh, check it out. Ian Gallagher,
putting his big boy pants on.
652
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,769
Monica, open the door.
653
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,126
Go away.
654
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,209
You already forgave me
for everything else.
655
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,566
What's one more?
656
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,321
Is it broken?
657
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,081
No.
658
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,486
You didn't hear my vows yet.
659
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,766
I stand here today
because my life is
660
00:37:32,778 --> 00:37:35,848
infinitely better with
you, than without.
661
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,451
You remember the vows
from our first wedding?
662
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,326
"I vow to love who you are
and who you become.
663
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:49,400
"I vow to build a family
and to create a loving home with you,
664
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,888
"filled with laughter and joy.
665
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,604
"I vow to be by your side,
no matter what comes our way."
666
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,566
Frank and Monica, always.
667
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,890
Like a fairy tale. Happily ever after.
668
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,367
Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin.
669
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,251
What are you gonna do with the place?
670
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,409
- What, the building?
- Uh-huh.
671
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,761
Why?
672
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,841
Never mind.
673
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,161
Why?
674
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,569
Well, it's a tiny two-bedroom,
but you could easily make it a big one.
675
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,371
There's lots of young couples without
kids that are moving to the South Side.
676
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,800
Is this wall load-bearing?
677
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,041
Uh, no.
678
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,247
You can just rip it out.
679
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,802
It could really open up the space a lot.
Let some light in.
680
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,041
You want it?
681
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,401
Want what?
682
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,766
The building.
683
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,248
Look, I own two commercial properties.
684
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,114
I would like to get
this one off my hands.
685
00:39:14,126 --> 00:39:15,370
I never should have bought it.
686
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,921
Uh...
687
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,800
Are you serious?
688
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,162
Hearing you talk
about renovating this place
689
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,607
was the most excited that I've seen you.
690
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,489
- And that includes the time...
- That's definitely not true.
691
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,801
-...that we were having sex.
- Shut up.
692
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,371
- Just-- Don't-- Don't--
- You were great.
693
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,931
Just don't change the subject, okay?
694
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,201
What's the catch?
695
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,845
There is no catch.
696
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,362
Look, I'm not giving it to you
for free, okay?
697
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,289
It would just, it would
save me the hassle
698
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,721
of putting the property
back on the market.
699
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,881
Well, I would never do anything
without full inspections.
700
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,087
Absolutely.
701
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,884
Plumbing, electrical, roof, the works.
702
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,963
Yeah, of course.
Can you do 350,000?
703
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,322
Yeah, I can probably get a loan
for that much.
704
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,481
Good.
705
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,369
But the building's
not worth more than 250,000.
706
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,205
Put the mask away.
707
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,006
You're already on camera.
708
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,806
Fuck. All right, look,
you cover rent-a-cop,
709
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,007
I'll go get the money.
710
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,724
I'll handle the teller, all right?
We do this my way, no guns.
711
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,326
All right, Dillinger,
let's see what you got.
712
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,530
Hey, tell her if she puts a dye pack
in the money,
713
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,330
we'll find her house
and chop up her kids.
714
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,807
Hi, my name's Brianna.
How's your day so far?
715
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,564
Just read the note.
716
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,601
You want this in cash?
717
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,046
No, we want you
to pick out fucking stocks for us.
718
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,406
Move your ass.
719
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,760
Swipe your card, please.
720
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,601
The fuck?
721
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,001
Just be a few moments, sir.
722
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,207
The fuck.
723
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,328
You didn't think
I was actually going to rob the place?
724
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,840
I have a savings account.
725
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,761
You got a bank account?
726
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,845
I've been working for a year.
727
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,242
This is all the money
in your account, Mr. Gallagher.
728
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,001
Are you sure you want to close it?
729
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,562
Yeah. All of it.
730
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,724
Debs. Nice.
731
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,447
''Yes!
732
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,528
- Yes!
- That's wonderful. What, what a sound.
733
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,250
You know,
that is the best sound in the world.
734
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,601
- You bet, the best!
- No, thank you.
735
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,001
We should do a...
736
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,929
Yeah, let's have a toast first.
737
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,889
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah.
738
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,566
Hey, I thought you should know,
your old lady's downstairs
739
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,721
eating cat food.
740
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,406
Are you drinking?
741
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,281
Yarn?
742
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,651
Yeah, I'm taking up knitting.
743
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,246
All right.
744
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,369
Ah!
745
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,321
There is a fridge full of human food,
right here.
746
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,521
- Debs!
- Yes!
747
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,681
- Perfect timing.
- You came!
748
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,649
- We're about to do the toast.
- Debs, you're supposed to be
749
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,801
-watching Etta.
- Yes!
750
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,086
She didn't leave the kitchen.
751
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,971
- Here.
- No.
752
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,804
Fiona, please.
753
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,929
Will you turn down the music
so I can get some work done?
754
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,281
Yeah.
755
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,642
You, too, my son. Come, join the family.
756
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,643
- None for me.
- A toast.
757
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,165
He's getting sober, Frank.
758
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,486
One glass.
759
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,682
Do you know the meaning
of the word "sober"?
760
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,001
What am I saying, of course not.
761
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,525
I'll take his.
762
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,322
You can toast with coffee. Right, Lip?
763
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,601
- Okay.
- Sure.
764
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,088
Here's one
for my beautiful redheaded daughter,
765
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,049
one for my beautiful dark son.
766
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,281
- No, okay.
- Hey. Yeah.
767
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,646
I'll take his.
768
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,963
All right,
who wants to give the first toast?
769
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,249
Stand up. Get up, get up, come on.
Who's doing the first one?
770
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,161
I'll do it. I'll do it.
771
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,401
All right.
772
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,771
What can I say about Frank and Monica
that hasn't already been said?
773
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,561
You deserve each other.
774
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,087
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
775
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,129
- Hear, hear. Thank you.
- Hear, hear.
776
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,881
Thanks, guys. But I gotta take a break.
777
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,721
The job is yours.
778
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,689
Ah, thanks, but I don't know
how much my body can hold up.
779
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,049
I know another way
for you to make some cash.
780
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,411
You comfortable with a hand job?
781
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,807
Definitely!
782
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,526
Wait, from who?
783
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,041
No way.
784
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,602
All you gotta do is stand there
with your eyes closed.
785
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,761
Not happening.
786
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,365
Come on, what's the difference,
a hand's a hand.
787
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,050
Not when it's attached to a dude.
788
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,006
The bidding is up to half a grand.
789
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,761
You did an auction?
790
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,844
That is so messed up.
How much did you say again?
791
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,890
$500.
792
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,601
Whoo.
793
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,481
God.
794
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,527
I know you're really trying
to get your shit together.
795
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,489
And I know it's not easy.
796
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,771
So what were you working on upstairs?
797
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,406
Considering a purchase.
798
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,446
What is it this time?
A Gulfstream or a Learjet?
799
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,482
Apartment building.
800
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,527
I was joking.
801
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,805
Yeah, I'm doing my due diligence.
802
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,408
Making sure it's a smart investment.
803
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,808
I'm waiting for you
to tear me a new one.
804
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,161
It's no crazier
than you buying the laundromat.
805
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,971
Hell, and you pulled that off.
806
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,887
I really didn't think you could,
but you did.
807
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,490
Was that supposed to be a compliment?
808
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,847
I was wrong.
809
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,681
Um...
810
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,285
About the laundromat.
811
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,401
About you.
812
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,205
Never thought I'd hear you
say those words.
813
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,727
Are you feeling okay?
814
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,004
Honestly, I feel a little bit weird.
815
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,326
Me, too.
816
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,730
You know, I feel kinda like I'm rolling.
817
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,961
Whoo-hoo.
818
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,321
Fuck!
819
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,164
Did you spike our fucking drinks?
820
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,325
Yeah, with Molly. It's a party.
821
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,811
This is how you help me stay sober?
822
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,043
- She was acting in your best interest.
- I don't know why I'm even surprised?
823
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,170
I'm surprised. I mean, since when
have they ever shared their drugs?
824
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,286
- Come on, Lip. Dance with me.
- No.
825
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,209
- Go!
- Come on. Dance with me.
826
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,447
- No.
- Come on, yes!
827
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,601
There's nothing we can do about it now.
828
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,921
- There you go.
- Damn! All right, all right,
829
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,605
-all right, all right, all right!
- Turn it up!
830
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,190
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Please! Please!
831
00:46:50,202 --> 00:46:50,683
Turn it up!
832
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,286
Take the stick out of your ass
for one night.
833
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,281
Hey. Pass me another.
834
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,169
Oh! The fuck was that for?
835
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,600
You never fucking visited me.
836
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,330
It was hard seeing you...
837
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,080
Through that glass.
838
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,611
We better get moving
if we wanna be at the border by morning.
839
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,208
Doesn't really matter when we get there,
840
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,081
as long as we keep Border Patrol
from recognizing me.
841
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,767
Having second thoughts?
842
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,126
Fuck no.
843
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,322
What am I leaving behind? My family?
844
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,483
Who cares if
I never see those shitheads again.
845
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,688
You had my back more than they ever did.
846
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,931
Hey, you ever think back in the day
this is where we'd be?
847
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,765
You running from the Feds?
848
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,169
Yeah, I could've predicted that.
849
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,165
You ever think about me?
850
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,001
When I was in the joint?
851
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,521
A lot.
852
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,926
Fuck, I missed you.
853
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,204
Frankie, I have an idea about
how I can leave something for the kids.
854
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,962
But I've pulled back
on it, because it's
855
00:49:18,974 --> 00:49:21,651
kind of, well, probably
pretty dangerous.
856
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,881
How dangerous?
857
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,043
DEA dangerous.
858
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,883
But I gotta do something for them.
859
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,011
I mean, look at them.
Can you believe it?
860
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,248
- Yeah.
- We did good, Frankie.
861
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,001
We did.
862
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,201
That we did.
863
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,169
Who's this?
864
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,969
Hi, yeah. How long will it take you
to get a room ready?
865
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,968
Sure, we can be there this morning.
866
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,921
Okay-
867
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,490
And you pull the knot tight, and--
But you leave a loop open at the top.
868
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,165
Okay. I got it, I got it.
869
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,406
It's time to go, Etta.
870
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,921
Where?
871
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,206
Home.
872
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,886
Baby, I gotta lie down.
873
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,165
Not yet.
874
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,960
Whoa.
875
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,322
Heard somebody got his balls back.
876
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,525
I wanted to see for myself.
877
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,481
Yeah, baby, that's awesome.
878
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,090
Hey, what do you think
about me getting jerked off
879
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,208
by some dude for 500 bucks?
880
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,811
Just play it cool.
Like we're going on vacation.
881
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,929
Fuck. Can you see my stubble?
882
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,407
If they stop us, my name's still Mickey.
Chicks are called Mickey, right?
883
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,444
All right. You're driving.
884
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,444
What's the matter with you?
885
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,681
Let's go.
886
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,127
I can't.
887
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,046
You can. Get behind the wheel.
Drive the damn car.
888
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,887
Hey, we're one step
from the finish line.
889
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,441
Fuck is that?
I don't want your fucking money.
890
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,804
I want you to come with--
891
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,881
Don't do this.
892
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,568
- I love you.
- Then get in the fucking car.
893
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,246
It's not-- This isn't me anymore.
894
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,521
I'm sorry.
895
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,241
That's it, huh?
896
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,726
Fuck you, Gallagher.
897
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,000
Fucking epic party-
898
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,961
No reason not to keep it going.
899
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,644
Wakie-wakie.
900
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,525
Wakie-wakie.
901
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,002
Wakie-wakie.
902
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,326
Mon?
903
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,007
Monica? Monica?
904
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,970
Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
Come on, open your eyes. Come on!
905
00:54:48,200 --> 00:56:23,201
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