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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,286 Oh, Jesus! 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,890 Would you please pay attention 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,004 so we can stop doing these stupid fucking recaps? 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,890 There's absolutely no way in hell 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,849 that you're going to be able to raise a baby, 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,809 and I am going to get stuck doing it! 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,646 Push! 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,165 It's amazing, Debs. 9 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:26,687 My daughter. 10 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,281 - So, what are we doing? - Whatever you want, I guess. 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,601 I want you. 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,123 - Svetlana. We had sex last night. - Then why the fuck are you telling me? 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,129 I want to keep doing it. 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,169 I get ready now. Open bar. 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,006 It's a brave new world, Fiona. 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,486 Will you keep me company tonight? 17 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,284 If she loses her job because of me, 18 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,970 she's still never gonna wanna see me again. 19 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,286 What do you want from all this? 20 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,446 I don't want her to lose herjob. And I want her to not break up with me. 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,005 You're losing your shit. Go home. Sober up. 22 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,806 You don't give a shit about me because you don't have to. 23 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,002 - You're officially fucking fired. - Fuck you! 24 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,525 You feel that shit! 25 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,649 You're a drunk. You need help. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,490 - I know a place. - A rehab? 27 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,330 Look, you go. You work the steps. 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,490 - You a virgin? - Yeah. 29 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,171 I was thinking, maybe you and me? 30 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,727 Yeah. 31 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,088 Fiona Gallagher, will you marry me? 32 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,322 Yeah. 33 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,047 Frank, this is my wedding day. Please don't fuck it up. 34 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,850 Go, Frank. You're not wanted here. 35 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,610 I know you, Seany boy. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,128 Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend, and you are world-class. 37 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,685 How many hits did it take you this morning? 38 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:38,961 Is that true? 39 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,841 Oh, he's junkie through and through, your husband to be. 40 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,841 Sorry. 41 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,529 The fuck is-- Wait! No! Don't. No, no, no! 42 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,601 Oh! Shit! Oh! 43 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,328 Sweet Mary mother of Jesus! 44 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,403 John Doe is awake! 45 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,847 I can't do it, Franny. 46 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,681 I'm not a good mother. 47 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,844 Fiona was right, I'm too young. 48 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,650 You'll be better off here without me. 49 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,402 - Hi. Carl, Dom's here! - He up? 50 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,444 Yeah, he should be, I woke him a while ago. 51 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,847 Debs? 52 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,926 Morning, boo. 53 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,765 You know where Debbie and Franny are? 54 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,930 Uh, bowl to the sink, we're late. 55 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,246 Don't forget your lunch. 56 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,121 Bye. Carl! 57 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,368 Don't forget to lock the front door! 58 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,041 Bye, Dominique. 59 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,487 Bye. 60 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,730 Carl, we're going to be late. 61 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,410 Come on. Okay, I'm serious. 62 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,161 Oh, God. 63 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,687 Okay, no. 64 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,881 We got to get to school. 65 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,565 You really want me to stop? 66 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,769 No. But we can't be late again. 67 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,650 Fine. 68 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,841 How about? 69 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,241 Thirty seconds or less? 70 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,961 No problem. 71 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,361 You don't remember anything? 72 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,683 I was going to a wedding. 73 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,568 I was wet and cold. Very cold. 74 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,126 Cold saved you. 75 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,607 Your core body temperature was under 90 degrees 76 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,847 when the rescue team brought you in. 77 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,161 Can I get your name, sir? 78 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,404 You didn't have any identification on you when they pulled you out of the lake. 79 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,364 We've got to get you admitted properly. 80 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,166 - I was in the lake? - Do you have any health insurance, sir? 81 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,448 - How long was I out? - It can be a bit of a shock 82 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,931 when you wake up from a comatose state to-- 83 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,081 How long? 84 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,481 Twenty-nine days. 85 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,290 Nobody tried to find me? 86 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,691 Jesus. 87 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,851 I'm working a 24 hour, won't be home until the morning. 88 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,211 Well, I'm off tomorrow night. Want to catch dinner and a movie? 89 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,686 Thought you were pulling a double? 90 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,043 I was supposed to, but Juanita needs the overtime 91 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,531 for her Down kid's summer camp. 92 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,530 I can't tomorrow night. I have a thing. 93 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,367 A thing? 94 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,848 I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner. 95 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,841 Old friend? 96 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,767 Denise. 97 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,045 Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids. 98 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,561 Gotta go. 99 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,327 Okay- 100 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,446 Okay, we have to figure this out. 101 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,086 We're in this together, right, Franny? 102 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,241 Yeah. 103 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,082 - Beautiful baby. - Thanks. 104 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,602 - What's her name? - Talia. 105 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,649 Talia, that's cool. 106 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,410 Imaginative. This is Franny. 107 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,522 - My Dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny... - Excuse me. 108 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,167 Here you go. 109 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,169 Olga, table six is looking for their check. 110 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,967 Order up. 111 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,966 Johnny, where's the huevos rancheros for table 15? 112 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,201 Yeah, yeah. All right. 113 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,528 And there's no hash browns on this scramble with peppers. 114 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,681 I'm working on it. 115 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,164 So, you need to start more hash browns. 116 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,881 Little backed-up, boss. 117 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,640 - Out of ones at the register. - Take them out of the tip jar. 118 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,569 And the credit card terminal's not working again. 119 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,370 - What's it saying? -"A uthorizin g. " 120 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,846 It's been like that for, like, 10 minutes. 121 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,769 - Do they have cash? - Want to write a check. 122 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,687 - Okay, get ID. - And the meat delivery guy is here, 123 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,086 and he needs a signature. 124 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,285 Keep an eye on that bacon, Johnny. 125 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,647 Hi. You were supposed to be here yesterday. 126 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,089 Refrigeration unit on the truck broke down. 127 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,129 Uh-huh. You only have one truck? 128 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,850 'Cause we ran out of hamburger meat last night, 129 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,411 I had to go buy patties at Osco. 130 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,444 Okay! Okay! 131 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,124 Hey. Enough. Enough. 132 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,530 Okay. Stop, stop, stop... 133 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,521 Ai, ai, ai, ai. Okay, okay. 134 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,524 Go get a broom and a dustpan. 135 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,529 Okay? Let's get this cleaned up. 136 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,646 And get back out front after you finish this. 137 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,810 Here we go. Okay. 138 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,884 I know. Just breathe. We're gonna sit down... 139 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,210 He just put the tray only halfway and, boom, the chingadera fell off. 140 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,721 It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's fine. 141 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,522 Okay? Let's see. Okay. 142 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,885 - No. It's okay. It's okay. - Okay. No, no, no. That's deep. 143 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,401 - No. You might need stitches. - No, I'm fine. It's okay. 144 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,762 - You should go to Urgent Care. - No, it's okay. 145 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,486 Fiona? I need to leave early for my doctor's appointment. 146 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,762 - How early? - Like, pretty soon. 147 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,244 - Now. My fibroids are acting up. - Are you asking or telling? 148 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,561 Telling. 149 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,244 No, it's okay. I'll just super glue it. 150 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,129 - No,no,no. - No stitches, it's fine. 151 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,080 Go to Urgent Care, bring me the bill. The restaurant will pay you back. Go. 152 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,846 - Go, go, go. It's okay. Go. - Thank you. 153 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,091 You never want to go down on me. 154 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,366 I always go down on you, but you don't ever go down on me. 155 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,331 We could, like, watch a movie or something together and see how it's done. 156 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,687 I know how it's done. 157 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,246 You've done it before? 158 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,480 Did you hate it or something? 159 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,530 No. Not really. 160 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,285 So you just don't want to do it with me? 161 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,565 - Yeah. - Why? 162 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,603 Your thing is kind of weird. 163 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,643 It has all this extra skin and it kind of freaks me out. 164 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,451 It's no big deal, okay? I still like you. 165 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,284 Open. Open. Open. Open. Okay. 166 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,486 'Open No ' pe- Qpe n' 167 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,685 Someone needs to go to the Costco today. We're running low on baby wipes. 168 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:56,489 I got it. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. 169 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,683 Kev, you open the bar today with Svetlana. 170 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,211 I'll bring the babies over after morning nap. 171 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,329 - Open. No. - No. 172 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,011 Yevgeny has butt rash again. 173 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,607 On the list. Who's got Mommy and Me tomorrow? 174 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,484 Oh, that's me. First shower? 175 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,966 - Go for it. - Okay. 176 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,330 Towels are still in the dryer. 177 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,691 Anybody want to wash my back? 178 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,804 Don't use all the hot water! 179 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,881 So... 180 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,401 You did it. 181 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,091 Yeah, I did. 182 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,081 How was it? 183 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,880 It was pretty boring, actually. 184 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,408 - Get anything out of it? - Oh, yeah. 185 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,129 - Learned a lot. - Like what? 186 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,243 The people in there are pretty fucked up, and definitely need to quit drinking. 187 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,801 That a fact? 188 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,088 And I learned a lot of new clichés. 189 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,166 One day at a time... 190 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,128 - This too shall pass... - Keep it simple... 191 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,888 - Do the next right thing... - Let go, let God. 192 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,810 Yeah, they're big on cliches in AA. 193 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,331 Doesn't mean they're not true. 194 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,486 - So, can I take you to a meeting? - Hey, you going to meetings now? 195 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,005 No, I just said I'd take you to one. 196 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,081 Never got that fixed, huh? 197 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,811 Been meaning to take care of it. Come on, I'll give you a lift. 198 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,606 - Cough please... - Insurance? 199 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,761 Nope. 200 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,321 Cough again. 201 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,885 - Jesus. - All done. 202 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,726 Fortunately, the hospital offers several payment plans 203 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,121 to help you take care of your bill. 204 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,370 Can I get some more of this cherry Jell-O? It's delicious. 205 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,642 You can handle it in two or three easy monthly payments. 206 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,771 Hey, some mashed potatoes, maybe a little pudding? 207 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,487 - How much? What's that for? - Time to take out your Foley. 208 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,444 Okay, sir. Looks like it's gonna be... 209 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,324 Hold on, I forgot the respiratory therapist. 210 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,165 Okay, here we go. No, wait. Pharmacy. 211 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,931 It's not a completely accurate number but for 30 days 212 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:46,284 of ICU care, six CTs, four MRls, urology, proctology, 213 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,489 dermatology, skilled nursing, nutritionist, labs, pharmacy... 214 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,161 - Take a deep breath. - Should be a little less than 150,000. 215 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,209 Dollars? 216 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,245 - Fucking mother of Satan! - All done. 217 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,482 What the fuck's the matter with you? 218 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,043 A hundred grand? Where are my fucking clothes? 219 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,765 Sir, you need to stay where you are. 220 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,731 I am not paying you a fucking cent. 221 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,406 That's not a good idea, sir. You need to stay for a few more days. 222 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,166 You've been inactive for a month, your muscles will have atrophied. 223 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,283 Where are my fucking clothes? 224 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,930 Hi, Franny. Hi. 225 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,201 Oh. 226 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,050 Watch your footie. There we go. 227 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,730 Look at this, Franny. 228 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,041 Mmm. 229 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,970 Bunny, hop. “OD- 230 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,086 Do you like yourjacket? 231 00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,881 Holy shit. 232 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,325 Oh, my God. 233 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,371 You dying for a piece of pie? 234 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,201 No. 235 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,370 I just, I need to talk to my sister. 236 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,480 So, you gonna help me get a job? 237 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,087 How's that? 238 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,401 Well, I held up my end of the deal. 239 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,644 I did the 30 days. 240 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,930 I can make a few calls, but it'll likely to be an internship. 241 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,041 No pay? 242 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,170 You get your foot in the door, make some contacts. 243 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,083 - What about college? - I was expelled. 244 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,651 Yeah, I'm aware. 245 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,250 You can transfer your credits. 246 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,970 Finish your degree someplace else. 247 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,286 So, you'll make those calls? 248 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,686 A promise is a promise. 249 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,161 Lip? 250 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,760 - HeY- - HeY- 251 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,204 - You good? - Yeah, no. Never been better. 252 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,842 I got a pocket full of these AA chips 253 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,926 and a new four pack-a-day cigarette habit to keep me off the hooch. 254 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,361 Too busy hacking up a lung to drink, so... 255 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,564 - Coffee? - Sure, yeah. That'd be good. 256 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,846 Hey, eight hasn't been bussed in, like, 20 minutes, where's Paco? 257 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,884 He's washing dishes. Vilma's still at Urgent Care. I'll bus it. 258 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,442 - You're the boss now? - Temporarily. 259 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,444 I'm filling in till they find a new manager. 260 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,405 I can't wait to get back to waiting tables, this job sucks. 261 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,921 What's with the tattoo? 262 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,569 Something to remind me not to be an idiot. 263 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,847 I was going to get it tattooed on my forehead but chickened out. 264 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,847 You want something to eat? 265 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,005 Uh, no. But I could use a job. I'm a little short of cash. 266 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,403 What about finishing college, is that off the table? 267 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,367 It's not for me. 268 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,285 Your future off the table too? 269 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,405 No, I got a professor, he's gonna help me find something. 270 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,244 A tech start-up or l.T. 271 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,084 ltjust might be a while before I get paid, you know? 272 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,765 Could use another dishwasher. 273 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,721 Yeah? When can I start? 274 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,721 - I could use some help right now. - That's great. Yeah. 275 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,089 - Cool. Round there? Yeah. - Round back. 276 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,047 Thanks. 277 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,681 You're quiet today. 278 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,602 Uh... Stuff at home. 279 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,121 Your fireman? 280 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,605 I wanted to catch a movie tomorrow, and he's having dinner with a friend. 281 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,000 - Oh? - A woman. 282 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,563 Oh. Well, nothing to be worried about there. 283 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,281 Yeah. 284 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,129 I don't know, he was acting kind of weird. 285 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,961 How so? 286 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,882 Ah, just a feeling. Like, maybe he wasn't telling the truth. 287 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,125 You gotta trust those instincts. 288 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,562 Met this guy online, started dating him for months, 289 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,290 turns out he was married and he had kids. 290 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,846 I mean can you believe that shit? 291 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,085 - How'd you find out? - I stalked him on Valentine's Day 292 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,964 when he bailed on me, gave me some shit 293 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,770 -about his mother having a stroke. - Uh-huh. 294 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,604 Turns out he was living this whole other life. 295 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,961 What did you do? 296 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,927 Kicked his ass. 297 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,685 Got him into bed, I tied him up, 298 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,809 then I super glued his dick to his leg 299 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,844 and I wrote "lying slut" on his chest with a Sharpie. 300 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,926 And let me tell you something. That shit doesn't come off. 301 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,725 He must have been pretty pissed. 302 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,206 Well, he called me a couple of months later, 303 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,521 told me he'd gotten a divorce. 304 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,960 Yeah? You ever see him again? 305 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,201 I married him. 306 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,247 That was Joe? 307 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,641 That was Joe. 308 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,044 I guess he really liked my spirit... 309 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,683 Damn it. I can't get deposits to reconcile with the receipts. 310 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,365 I've gone over it, like, 20 times. 311 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,363 I finally put the babies down. 312 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,760 And it was hard. 313 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,327 Amy went down then Yevgeny woke up crying. 314 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,081 Then Amy went back down again, then Gemma wakes up with a poopy... 315 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,004 - A poem'? - Yeah, a poem. 316 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,406 What, you've never changed a diaper before? 317 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,562 - Never did. - Oh, bullshit. You got, like, 10 kids. 318 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,208 I paid the bills. Margie changed the diapers and kept the house clean. 319 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,407 Worked out just fine. 320 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,564 Oh, yeah? That's why you're living in a shitty one bedroom and she got the house? 321 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,882 It's done. 322 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,686 - What? How? - You didn't carry over your credits. 323 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,410 - What the hell. - I'm good with numbers. 324 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,091 You want to do my taxes? 325 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,721 - 46 times 20. - 920. 326 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,122 4,127 times 30? 327 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,601 1-2-7-8-1-0. 328 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,041 Is that right? 329 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,850 - Yeah. - How the hell do you do that? 330 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,081 I don't know. I see it in my head. 331 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,771 4,690,126 times 1,413. 332 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,041 413? 333 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,850 6-6-5-5-8-'Z-7 -5-4-'Z. 334 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,767 Absolutely. 335 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,770 Holy shit! 336 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,048 - Set 'em up, barkeep. - Jesus! 337 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,163 My liver's been on vacation, 338 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,091 and I got a month's worth of drinking to catch up on. 339 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,682 - Where the hell you been? - Hospital. 340 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,930 They pulled me out of the lake. 341 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,448 Must have fallen in drunk after the wedding 342 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,443 and washed into Lake Michigan. 343 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,891 - We thought you were dead. - Nope. I'm indestructible. 344 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,760 The doc said the cold would have killed a lesser man, but not the Frank. 345 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,885 Why are you in a wheelchair? 346 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,566 Temporary set-back. 347 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,684 Atrophy. I was in a coma. 348 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,086 Can I get a beer? 349 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,687 Hospital said nobody came looking for me. 350 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,890 I guess you lowlifes assumed I was on a bender 351 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,086 after unloading my oldest on that fucking junkie... 352 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,011 That fucking junkie, Sean. 353 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,881 You don't remember? 354 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,561 Don't remember what? 355 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,681 Wait. What-- No, no! What the fuck? 356 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,725 No, no, no! 357 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,365 Son of a bitch. 358 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,641 You threw me in. 359 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,481 Hello? 360 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,685 - Lip. - Hey, Debs. 361 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,001 - Hey! - Hi. 362 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,287 When did you get out? 363 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,686 Wow. Is that... 364 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,244 - Is that Franny? - Yeah. 365 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,847 Wow, she really grew up fast, huh? 366 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,888 - Nice stroller. - It's a pram. 367 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,167 A Dram? 368 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,329 Like, in Mary Poppins? 369 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,089 - Where did you get it? - Well, I found it in the park. 370 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,241 I'm gonna sell it. 371 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,366 Holy shit. 372 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,610 It's a Silver Cross Balmoral Classic, costs $4,000 new? 373 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,609 - You're kidding... - Nope, look. 374 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:08,084 Yeah, that's going on Craigslist. When do you head back to college? 375 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,811 I'm not. 376 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,761 Wow. 377 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,806 Okay. Well, where will you live? 378 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,361 Uh, here. 379 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,564 Uh, I guess. You know, is there a bed for me? 380 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,844 Mmm. Ian's at Caleb's most of the time, so you can probably take his bedroom. 381 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,367 Cool. 382 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,331 Do you need us to hide the beer and stuff? 383 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,611 No, no, I'm okay. Thanks, Debs. 384 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,730 Are you sure? It's no big deal to hide it. 385 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,328 Oh, it's cool, Debs. It's whatever. 386 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,969 Holy shit! Somebody already wants to buy the pram! 387 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,201 Yeah, how much? 388 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,167 -2,500. - What, dollars? 389 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,726 Yeah, dollars. 390 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,768 50% of gay men in committed relationships cheat. 391 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,329 Study they did at San Francisco State, 392 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:11,162 "Out of 560 committed gay relationships, 50% cheat regularly." 393 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,930 - Have you cheated on him? - No. 394 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,686 Well, then he's the 50% cheating in your relationship. 395 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,010 I don't think statistics work that way. I trust Caleb. 396 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,000 'Course you do. 397 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,370 But, that doesn't mean he's not out there gobbling stray dick. 398 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,206 Hey! 399 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,286 Anybody home? 400 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,885 Gallaghersl 401 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,566 Fuck. 402 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,085 Hey! 403 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,401 Mother fuck! 404 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,526 Open this goddamn door now! 405 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,611 FRANK". Hey. Down here. 406 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,810 Hey. Liam. 407 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,246 How's it been going, man? 408 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,762 Go get your dad's wheelchair will you, son? 409 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,084 Are you serious? 410 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,370 Anybody home that can go get my wheelchair? 411 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,766 Debbie? 412 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,281 Ian? 413 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,881 Lip? 414 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,130 Fiona! 415 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,530 Yeah. 416 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,160 Mmm... 417 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,161 Fuck. 418 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,561 Mmm. 419 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,766 It's beautiful. 420 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,800 Why in the world are you parting with it? 421 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,203 I got two at my baby shower. So, I decided I only really needed one. 422 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,365 When did he get back? 423 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,761 Just now, I guess. 424 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,640 That his tux from the wedding? 425 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,241 Think so. 426 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,561 Should we move him? 427 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,401 Hell no. 428 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,321 Hey, uh, Lip, you have trouble with getting girls to give you, like, BJs? 429 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,690 No. Not really... 430 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,769 Even though you're not circumcised? 431 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,241 I'm circumcised. 432 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,047 - You are? - Yeah. What, you're not? 433 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,328 No. How about you? 434 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,601 Circumcised. 435 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,564 - What about Liam? - Don't remember. 436 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,481 Shit. 437 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,801 So, I am the only one. 438 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,403 You've seen a lot of wood, most of them cut? 439 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,841 Most, not all. 440 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,569 It's not, like, a big deal. You just gotta keep it clean. 441 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,801 Yeah. What's up, something happen? 442 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,522 Dom won't go down on me 'cause I'm not circumcised. 443 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,081 I'm sorry. What a bitch. 444 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,403 Well, do you wash it thoroughly? Like, scrub it every day? 445 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,801 Yeah. 446 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,610 Yeah, I guess so. 447 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,047 Hey, keep that puppy squared away, you shouldn't have any problems. 448 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,083 Yeah, you know, there's nothing worse than heading down south 449 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,323 and getting a whiff of some moldy foreskin that smells like a homeless guy's shoes. 450 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,006 Think I'm gonna hit the shower. 451 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,931 I don't know. 452 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,009 Maybe we shouldn't have thrown Frank in the river. 453 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,124 Fuck that, we should have tied an engine block around his neck 454 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,611 and made sure he didn't come back up. 455 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,604 Okay. 456 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,322 Oh. Son of a bitch! I'm not doing it. 457 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,769 - I'm not... My nipples are still sore. - Oh, you three are still breast feeding? 458 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,651 - It's cheaper than milk. - And it's healthier for the babies. 459 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,521 - Can I watch? -$40. 460 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,801 -20. -50. 461 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,161 -30. -60. 462 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,807 40, but I get to video it on my phone. 463 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,121 Tits. 464 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,767 Whoa! Lip-ton iced tea. What's going on? 465 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,530 Hey, I thought you were in rehab? 466 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,683 No, no. Released on my own recognizance. 467 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,161 Should you even be in here? 468 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,840 I'm not an alcoholic. 469 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,126 I don't have to drink. I just enjoy a cocktail or two 470 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,327 at the end of a long day. 471 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,411 But, I got rules now. 472 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,326 I don't drink before 7:00. I don't drink on an empty stomach. 473 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,171 Always hide the car keys. 474 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,251 Give someone your phone, so you don't make any embarrassing calls. 475 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,925 No more than two ounces of alcohol in an hour. 476 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,004 No more than 12 in a night. 477 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,846 I get two beers perAA chip. 478 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,366 One shot per chip. 479 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,769 And a boilermaker is three chips. 480 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,448 And that's 7:00. Two beers, please. 481 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,364 Oh, and can you get me an 8-ounce glass of water? I gotta stay hydrated. 482 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,088 Hey. Why aren't I circumcised? 483 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,008 - What? - Now I have to get it done. 484 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,930 Why the hell would you want to do that? 485 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,326 'Cause of my girl. 486 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,642 It's better not to be circumcised. 487 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,407 More feeling in the ol' puppy when you don't get its tail bobbed. 488 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,285 Self-lubricating, too. 489 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,849 Hey, be a champ, go get my wheelchair in the yard. 490 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,406 You circumcised? 491 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,411 I am, but I didn't have much say in the matter. 492 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,450 I was only hours old when they cut into my manhood. 493 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,447 It hurt? 494 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,730 I cried like a baby. 495 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:02,806 Anyone try to find me when I was in the ICU for the last month? 496 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,401 No. 497 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,126 How come? 498 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,044 We were kind of hoping you were dead. 499 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,927 Oh, great, pizza. 500 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,608 Yeah, Domino's guy said it was already paid for, 501 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,007 so we're trying to eat it all before he figures out he delivered it 502 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,207 to the wrong place. 503 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,089 Right place. I put it on my credit card. 504 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,721 - You have a credit card? -ltjust doesn't have my name on it. 505 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,570 Oh, shit, Frank's alive? 506 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,929 Will somebody, anybody please get my fucking wheelchair? 507 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,360 - No. - Fuck off, Frank. 508 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,521 No. 509 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,083 Six new onesies, 510 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,961 three new pairs of shoes and a diaper genie. 511 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,009 Got a little something special for Mommy too. 512 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,124 Hey. Anybody know who she belongs to? I found her outside. 513 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,169 Jolayemi? Hi, I'm Debbie. 514 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,680 Who the hell is Jolayemi? 515 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,961 My new night nurse. 516 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,281 Your what? 517 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,131 Jolayemi stays up with Franny so I can have a good night's sleep 518 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,361 and be refreshed in the morning. 519 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,808 Mmm. Where'd you get the money for a night nurse? 520 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,686 I started an online business. 521 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,441 What was that? 522 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,721 Probably Frank. 523 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,650 Frank's back? Since when? 524 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,047 Couple of hours ago. 525 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,560 Claims he was in a coma. 526 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,841 This the baby? 527 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,368 Uh, yes. Franny. Francis. 528 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,121 She's a joy but not a great sleeper. 529 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,486 Does she sleep in your bed? 530 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,048 Sometimes, you know. I'm really careful. 531 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,530 Stop it. Wait, I did you a fucking favor getting rid of that junkie. 532 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,404 - You should be thanking me. - Uh, keep a pillow between us 533 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,721 so that I don't smother her or anything. 534 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,968 - Ow! - It's much easier when I'm really tired 535 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,640 to have Franny in bed with me so that I can just roll over and feed her. 536 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,128 I saved you from hepatitis and HIV at the hands of that liarjunkie. Stop it. 537 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,205 I am a truth-teller. 538 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,491 But you're too weak to-- 539 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,964 Oh, God. 540 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,610 Hi. I'm Fiona. 541 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,161 Hi. 542 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,001 Ah! 543 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,128 - How'd she sleep? - Not good. 544 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,320 Oh. Okay. Well, I'm gonna take a shower. 545 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,528 Mmm. Smells like somebody might need a clean diaper. 546 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,286 - Work in half an hour. - Yeah, great. 547 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,161 Boo. Good morning. School, hey, up. 548 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,720 Good morning, Fiona. 549 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,886 You okay? 550 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,641 Yeah. 551 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,089 Yeah, just walk right by. 552 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,687 Ignore your father that you tried to drown in the river. 553 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,763 That you left in a hospital to rot. 554 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,565 I was only telling the truth. 555 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,606 You can't kill the truth. The truth will set you free. 556 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,481 - Hey, good morning. - Hey. Coffee? 557 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,250 Nah, thanks. 558 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,170 Only got a couple hours of sleep. 559 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,963 Apartment fire around 10:00 last night 560 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,004 then a multi-vehicle on South Lake Shore. 561 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,166 I'm gonna hit the rack. 562 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,961 You okay? 563 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,046 I'm fine. 564 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,771 You don't look fine. 565 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,881 Want me to guess? 566 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,441 I have to get to work. 567 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,447 It's Denise, right? 568 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,691 We grew up together, she was my Senior Prom date. 569 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,204 You went to Senior Prom? 570 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,568 Hell yeah, I was voted Prom King. 571 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,920 Gay man having a fag hag cover for him with his friends? 572 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,321 And with my family. 573 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,529 Look, I was a quarterback, I had to keep up appearances for school. 574 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,407 - Uh-huh. Your family liked her? - Loved her. 575 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,284 Still hear about her from my folks. 576 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,245 How great she was, how beautiful and smart. 577 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,289 What a shame it is that I let her get away. 578 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,770 Jesus, join us for dinner if you want. We're going to Wildfire. 579 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,647 Well, Lip just got out of rehab. So, I'm gonna catch up with him later. 580 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,486 I'm going to hit the shower. Say hi to Lip for me. 581 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,485 Hey, Fiona. That preppy shit head guy is out here again, Chad? 582 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,569 Hi. You finally find someone to run this dump? 583 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,325 I wish. We're still interviewing. 584 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,690 I was hoping I can impose on you to keep filling in for the next few weeks. 585 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,084 Look, I'm sorry. This is my fault, 586 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,924 I've been stuck in planning hearings with the City 587 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,809 over this new multi building project on the Westside and-— 588 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,486 Look, this management thing is a pain in my ass. 589 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,801 I'm losing money. 590 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,008 I need to get back to waiting tables where the real money is. 591 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,045 Waiting tables is real money? 592 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,169 Beats the minimum wage you guys pay management. 593 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,566 Uh, better than minimum wage. 594 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,489 Not by much with all the extra hours 595 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,961 I end up having to work to cover all the bullshit that comes up. 596 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,528 I came in yesterday at 6:00 a.m., I didn't get home till 9:00 last night. 597 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,648 Okay, tell you what, pay yourself an extra 50 cents an hour. 598 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,801 Make up the difference. 599 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,369 You would be doing me a huge favor. 600 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,971 An extra buck an hour. 601 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,361 Done. 602 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,845 Hey, there. 603 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,161 Hi. 604 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,805 I love your dress. 605 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,764 - Hey, everybody. - Hey. 606 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,530 Debbie? Where's Franny? 607 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,841 With my nanny, Jolayemi. 608 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,201 You have a nanny? 609 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,721 - Well, she's actually my night nurse. - What's a night nurse? 610 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,287 She stays up with Franny so I can sleep through the night 611 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,442 and wake up refreshed and ready to greet the day. 612 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,125 Can your night nurse watch my Kwandi, too? 613 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,806 Sure, no problem. It's only $20 an hour. 614 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,570 20 bucks? 615 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,280 Premium infant care doesn't come cheap, ladies. 616 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,841 Gotta go, Algebra. Hey! 617 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,684 I can do it, but I don't recommend it. 618 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,687 Recovery is going to be tough at 16. 619 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,329 - I'd suggest you find another girl. - I don't want another girl. 620 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,889 You won't be able to have an erection while the incision heals. 621 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,041 How long will that take? 622 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,529 Four days before the stitches can come out. 623 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,441 How much it cost? 624 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,205 Around $1500. 625 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,965 It's all right, son, you're going to get through life just fine 626 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,246 without being circumcised. 627 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,046 No, I have the money. I just need to dig up my rainy day fund. 628 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,766 Can you fit me in this afternoon? 629 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,725 You asked her to go through our checkbook and bills? 630 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,044 She figured out my screw-up with the Alibi books so fast yesterday, 631 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,089 I figured she should look at our home finances too. 632 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,000 - She does so many things well. - Yeah.._ 633 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,044 I mean, I thought we were good in the sack, 634 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,646 but she's, like, the Michael Jordan of erotic stimuli. 635 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,245 She is an experienced sex worker. 636 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,482 It's like she has three hands and six tongues. 637 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:25,881 That thing she was doing last night... 638 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,247 I know. And I think she was texting at the same time. 639 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,763 Family meeting. Tonight. 640 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,291 Family meeting? 641 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,080 Is that what we're calling sex now? 642 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,481 What a beautiful baby. 643 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,128 Oh. Yeah, she is, isn't she? 644 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,484 - What's her name? - Franny. 645 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,561 Well, I hope Franny knows how lucky she is to have such a wonderful mother. 646 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,487 I was being a good father, a great father. 647 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,770 Exposing a liar who was going to ruin his daughter's life. 648 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,003 And she treats him like a pariah? 649 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,250 People won't hear the truth... 650 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,011 They hate you for it. 651 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,886 It's my fault. 652 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,086 Thanks. I was too easy on them, 653 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,607 and now they're soft. 654 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:33,131 Soft as baby poop on a warm summer's day. 655 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,964 Wow! There go a couple of billion brain cells. 656 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,444 The world's gonna to fuck you. 657 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,205 All you can do 658 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,122 is take it up the ass and soldier on. 659 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,403 Hey, you're a pal for listening. 660 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,448 It helps having a friend you can talk to. 661 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,849 You sure? If you've never seen Radiohead in concert, it's pretty fantastic. 662 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,323 Ah. Thanks, but I gotta work. 663 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,570 Maybe you can get somebody to cover for you? 664 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,091 Really, I appreciate it but I got a boyfriend. 665 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,406 You got a new boyfriend? 666 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,451 Uh, no. You're off the professors, I'm off the men. 667 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,041 Really? 668 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,560 Don't sound so surprised. 669 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,685 Oh, it's just you've never stayed single long. 670 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:55,961 Fuck off. 671 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,161 What, it's a historical fact. 672 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,727 Well, no more. I'm done with men. 673 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,447 Uh, women? 674 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:06,202 No. Relationships, in general. My instincts suck. No shithead radar. 675 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,921 Just going cold turkey? 676 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,761 Worked for you, didn't it? 677 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,566 - Yo, you done working soon? - Uh... 678 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,610 Hi. Hey, Olga, can you get that? 679 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,801 - Yeah. - Hi, Ian. 680 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,804 Hey, big sis. I need help with something. 681 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,130 You can go as soon as you finish up in back. 682 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,485 Candy's going to be a couple hours late. Her gout is acting up. 683 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,650 - Oh, crap. Is there any way that you can- - No, sorry. 684 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,968 - Melinda, Candy's gonna be-- - Not a chance. 685 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,005 Eunice? 686 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,331 How's it going down there? 687 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,001 Almost done. 688 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,721 Great. I can't feel a thing. 689 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,441 Don't worry, 690 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,645 you will soon. 691 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,121 Fuck. 692 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,050 Kevin, family meeting! 693 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,722 Coming! Took a little longer to get ready! 694 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,811 150, it's not good. 695 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,481 Kevin! 696 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,811 I'm ready for our family meeting. 697 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,841 - This is about family finances. - Ooh... 698 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,691 Svetlana's been going over our bills and income from the bar. 699 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,121 Sit. 700 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,001 Sit. 701 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,127 We need to increase our revenues and improve our P and L immediately. 702 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,610 You have no life insurance, 401ks, 529s. 703 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,406 You have no balance sheet, no income or cash flow forecasts. 704 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,211 Our yield on gross revenues are shit. 705 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,041 Oh, I'm sorry. 706 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,405 Are we seriously not gonna have sex? 'Cause I kinda took a Viagra. 707 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,729 - It's fucking stupid. - Yeah. 708 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,650 And why didn't you just go to the dinner with him? 709 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,801 Meet this Denise. 710 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,564 I didn't want him to know that I don't trust him. 711 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,966 Yeah, but you don't trust him. 712 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,649 I didn't want him to know that I don't trust him. 713 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,600 All right, he's gonna get off. 714 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,561 All right. 715 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,443 You see, she looks pretty fucking female to me. 716 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,245 - Can we go now? - No, no, no. Hold on. 717 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,769 At least he's not cheating with a guy. Right? 718 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,445 Please tell me she has a dick. 719 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,168 Hey. You all right? 720 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,324 I can't get an erection for four days. 721 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,160 Then Dom will give me a blowjob. 722 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:37,041 English - SDH BY [PR] 53278

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