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Okay, who'd like to start
us off with show-and-tell?
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Stewie?
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Yes, today I brought in
my mother's driver's license.
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Now, if you look closely,
she's clearly drunk.
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You could put a Breathalyzer up
to that photo
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and she'd get a DUI.
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Ha-ha, Stewie's naked!
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What?!
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Oh, my God!
Don't look! Don't look!
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Cell phones down!
Cell phones down!
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What the deuce?!
Stewie!
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Run from the monster.
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You might have to drive.
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Thank you all so much
for coming this evening
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to my very fancy dinner party.
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Oh, my God!
I'm at Glenn Close's house!
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You look very handsome tonight,
Stewie.
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Well, thank you.
And you're the prettiest
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of all the women I know
whose name is Glenn.
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Everyone,
please finish your salads,
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because our main course tonight
is...
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boiled rabbit.
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I-I don't... I don't get that.
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It seems weird that I'd have
a joke in my own dream
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that I don't get.
Oh, thank you so...
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Quick, you're
almost on!
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What? I'm on?
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But I don't know any
of my lines!
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♪ It seems today ♪
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♪ That all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in
movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
(mumbling gibberish)
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
(mumbling gibberish)
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♪ Pumpkin pie ♪
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What the hell? Put
him on the bench.
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Wait, please, no!
I just wasn't ready!
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Don't worry.
We'll put you in soon.
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Ho-ho-ho!
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Is funny
because you won't be back!
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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♪ Family Guy 14x15 ♪
A Lot Going on Upstairs
Original Air Date on March 6, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Wait, how did Joe get halfway up
those stairs?
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Lois, get in here!
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It's dark and I'm frightened!
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I think they've got this thing
backwards.
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Hey, wake up!
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I had a bad dream, so now
your night has to be terrible.
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Peter, Stewie's upset.
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Scooch over so he
can sleep with us.
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Oh, come on.
Are you serious?
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Last time, he kicked me
all night.
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And I got a big day tomorrow.
I got two shows.
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All right, folks,
big treat for you today.
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He's a little shy.
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Put your hands together
for Sham-Peter!
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I'm not shy! I'm angry!
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I'm in constant pain!
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This act has been condemned
by over 30 nations!
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I'm gonna kill you all!
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Ah, crap.I can't sleep like this.
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And now my mind is racin'.
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Like, how does that candlein Beauty and the Beast
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sing so good?I mean, the teapot I get,
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'cause she's a girl. Butthe candle, I don't under...
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Oh, he's French. That's why.
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Couch it is, I guess.
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Oh, my God. The couch is gone.
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Where the hell is...
Oh, that's right.
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Couchella is this weekend.
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Hey, man,
where you been?!
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I just had sex with
a girl on her period!
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Dude, that's not a brag!
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So, how fat are you?
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240? Nice.
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Oh, Peter! What are
you doing down here?
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Oh, hey, Brian. Stewie
kind of took over our bed,
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so I'm looking
for a place to sleep.
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Well, why don't you
go up to the attic?
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I think there's even
a futon up there.
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Huh. That's a great idea.
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Geez, I'm glad you came along.
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I'm gonna sleep better
than a cartoon sheriff.
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I was in jail 'cause
I killed a bunch of old ladies.
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And now that I'm out,
I'm gonna do it again.
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Wow, Stewie,
you look exhausted.
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Yeah, 'cause I was up super late
last night, beefing your mom.
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My mom's dead.
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Yeah, 'cause I
beefed her to death.
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Whoa, what's your problem?
Why are you being such a jerk?
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I'm sorry, Brian.
I had the absolute worst night.
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I had a weird dream.
A frightening dream.
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Yeah, Stewie,
that's called a nightmare.
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Sounds like you must've had
your first one.
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That's what a
nightmare is?
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I thought "nightmare"
meant, like, being invited
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to an apartment party.
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Get a house if you
want to have a party.
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I'm not going to a
party in an apartment.
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Relax, it's no big deal.
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People have nightmares
all the time.
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Oh, no, Brian. I am not living
through that horror again.
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In fact, I've decided
that from this day forward,
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I shall never allow myself
to fall asleep again.
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Come on, that's ridiculous.
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How do you think
you're gonna do that?
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I don't know.
Maybe I'll get a job
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working the night
shift at a supermarket.
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Hey, where's
the vegetable aisle?
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Yeah, right, it's 2:00 a.m.
You're not here for vegetables.
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Well, I got the
12 cucumbers.
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What's wrong?
Just this guy at the...
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Never mind.
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Peter, we have a hamper.
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Stop throwing your dirty clothes
in the toilet.
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Peter?
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Peter, where are you?
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What's all this?
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Oh, hey, Lois.
Welcome to the Pete Pad,
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where the dancing's hot,
the drinks are hot...
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Everything's
just freakin' hot.
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What have you
done to the attic?
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Well, when I slept up here
the other night,
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I realized
what a great space it is.
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So I dragged up some stuff and
turned it into a sweet hangout.
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Even made it extra awesome
by stealing a real street sign.
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I don't understand. What
are you gonna do up here?
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Eh, mostly just burn the roof
of my mouth
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on unevenly-heated
microwave burritos.
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Now I'm busy, so close the floor
and get out of here.
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All right, all right,
come on, Stewie.
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You've got to stay awake.
I know what'll help.
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I'll watch that preview channel
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that always has
inconsistent volumes.
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They're mother and daughterbut also best friends.
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Catch Gilmore Girls
on Channel 367.
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You can name your own pricefor hotel rooms!
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Help! Please!
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Damn it! Why can't I move?!
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Aah!
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Stewie, you okay?
What happened?
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I was just sitting here
on the couch and I had
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another nightmare
about that horrible monster.
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Okay, that's it.
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I'm gonna help you get these
nightmares under control.
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Really?
Oh, thank you, Brian.
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And maybe I can help you
control your strange obsession
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with eating
pencil erasers.
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It's not an obsession.
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Mmm, mmm, oh, yeah.
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Oh, so rubbery. Mmm.
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It's like a little
steak. Mmm, mmm.
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Brian, you really should...
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The world is small and
safe when I do this!
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Okay, Stewie, I read the review
of a dream book on Amazon,
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so I think I can help you.
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Literally every other tab
is open to Lusty Matures.
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Yup, that's what
it takes now.
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Anyway, it says here
that most nightmares
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are born of
subconscious fears.
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So maybe if we make
a list of the things
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you're most afraid of,
we can face and conquer
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these fears together, and
then your nightmares'll end.
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Huh, that's actually
a good idea.
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Like the U.S. Army Reserves.
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We're completely surrounded.
We need reinforcements.
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You know who could
really bail us out?
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Somebody who works five days
a week at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
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These new digs of yours
are pretty great, Peter.
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Hey, I brought
construction paper and markers
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in case you guys
want to draw breasts.
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Cool. But before that, who's up
for another insulation fight?
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I'm in.
Heck yeah.
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Ha!
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Gotcha!
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Missed me.
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Sneak attack!
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What are you
doing up here?
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I need you to take
the trash out.
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You know what?
I'm gonna use this
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Peter Doesn't Have to Take Out
the Trash coupon
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that I got for my anniversary.
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You gave that to yourself.
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I don't know,
it says "official."
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Oh, forget it,
I'll do it myself.
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This whole attic
business is ridiculous.
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Hey, guys, check it out.
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I'm a lady.
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Joe...
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you hit a home run with
that, I want to try it.
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All right, Stewie,
time to tackle your fears.
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Now, it sounds like
you're scared of monsters.
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So to help you get over it.
here's Frankenstein.
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I'm Frankenstein.
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I'm actually really nice.
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There's no need
to be scared of me.
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Seriously?
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This is obviously
Chris in a costume.
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Huh. Well, that
can't be possible.
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Because here comes Chris
walking in the door right now.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Here comes Chris Griffin,
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a-roodly-toot-toot.
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Yeah, okay,
whatever, Meg.
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Meg?
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You must be
talking about me,
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a-roodly-toot-toot.
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Do they all say
"a-roodly-toot-toot"?
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A lot of them, yeah.
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Chris, I'm putting
together a load of laundry.
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You got anything?
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Damn it, Peter.
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Are you guys playing lawn darts
in the attic again?
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No.
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Yay, lawn darts!
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Peter wins lawn darts.
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She's dumb.
She got no idea.
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All right, Peter,
that's enough.
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It is time to
get out of...
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What the hell?
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Oh, yeah, we put Joe
in Stewie's old Jolly Jumper.
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You told me this was
a paratrooper's harness.
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Shut up, baby man.
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That's it. This
is our home,
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not some frat house for
you and your friends.
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Now, I want you out
of this attic now.
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No way, we ain't leaving.
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We're having
too much fun up here.
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Quagmire just showed us
his Eric McCormack impression.
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There could be
no such thing.
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Well, that's what I said,
but then he did it,
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and I was like, "Oh, all right,
okay, yeah, kind of."
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Fine. You like the
damn attic so much?
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Then enjoy the attic!
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Did... did she just
lock us in here?
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It looks like it.
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00:11:00,511 --> 00:11:04,246
Guys, spin me back.
I didn't see what happened.
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So, how'd it go last night?
Did we cure your nightmares?
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No, not at all. They
were worse than ever.
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Which is why I built this.
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What the hell is that?
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It's a Digital Dream Interface.
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You see, once connected
to this device,
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you will be able to enter
my sleeping mind, where
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you will end these horrible
dreams once and for all.
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I'm gonna do what?
249
00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,246
What... what-what
does he want?
250
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,480
What is he saying?
251
00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:39,948
I think he's saying
"a-roodly-toot-toot".
252
00:11:39,984 --> 00:11:42,284
We just can't understand him
because of the way he talks.
253
00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:45,854
Oh, no, no, I think
he just needs a ride home.
254
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,342
Stewie, you can't be serious.
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00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,810
Oh, I'm very serious.
256
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,179
You and I will place these
cranial impulse receptor caps
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on our heads, I shall
begin my slumber, and...
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And then this thing
will actually allow me
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00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,851
to enter your dream?
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00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,119
That's right, Brian.
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I want you to come inside
me while I'm asleep.
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Do-Don't... don't
say it like that.
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00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,891
And once you're in my
dream, your job is to stop
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00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,327
these nightmares by finding
that monster and killing him.
265
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,195
This isn't a job
for the meek, Brian.
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00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,264
When you get in there,
you've got to be hard.
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00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,732
Okay, but that
felt intentional.
268
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,134
All right,
let's get to it.
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00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,728
This is your receptor cap.
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Over here is your REM monitor.
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00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,506
What's this thing do?
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00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,474
Oh, that's just a little
bike bell for fun.
273
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,410
I found it at the crosswalk
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where those kids
got creamed the other day.
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Anyway, let's get started.
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Hello? Stewie?
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Ah, you must be
Brian. I'm Glenn.
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00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:16,327
Yes, I know. You were
very mean in 101 Dalmations.
279
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:19,564
Thank you. Would you like
to do the Bristol Stomp?
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♪ The kids in Bristol
are sharp as a pistol ♪
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♪ When they do
the Bristol Stomp ♪
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How does he even know this?
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00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:25,772
♪ Really somethin' when
they join in jumpin' ♪
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He heard it once in the car.
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00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,777
Jeez, Lois
is really serious.
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00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,812
I can't believe
she left us up here all night.
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00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,481
Damn it, we got to do something.
288
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,883
Maybe if we just scream for help
someone'll hear us.
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00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,186
Help! Help! Help!
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00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,855
In case of a bear attack,
you should
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A, lie down,
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B, run downhill,
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or C, stand your ground?
294
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,971
...and just because
of the roles I play,
295
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,307
people always assume
I'm very serious in real life.
296
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,209
Yeah, I could see that.
But I'm not.
297
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,612
I'm very capable
of being silly, too.
298
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,914
See, watch, I'll show you.
299
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,183
Fart.
300
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:15,453
I, uh... Did-did...
did you just say "fart"?
301
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,089
Yes, that's me
being rather silly.
302
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,524
Well, hello, Brian.
303
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,192
I say, what
brings you here?
304
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,661
Stewie, hey! I'm here
to find and kill the monster
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00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,129
that's been causing
all your nightmares.
306
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,764
Oh, that sounds
wonderful! Let's do it!
307
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,032
Oh, but real quick,
308
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,168
I'm just gonna turn
into Elmo for a second.
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00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,636
Hi, Brian!
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00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,639
Elmo speak bad English
on educational show!
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00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,407
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,442
Okay, I'm back.
Let's go.
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00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,879
This way to the
subconscious.
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00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,856
Oh, this seems rather pleasant.
Yeah.
315
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,358
Hey, you know, that Glenn Close
salad actually wasn't bad.
316
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,928
Yeah, a lot of my dreams
have pretty good salad.
317
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,232
Oh, no.
What?! Where are we?!
318
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,633
We're at the doctor!
319
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,536
Time for a baby shot
in your fanny!
320
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,629
Come give Grandpa a sloppy,
old-man, coffee kiss!
321
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,818
Would you like some candy?
322
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,520
Help me find my lost puppy?
323
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,257
I like your mouth and butt.
324
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,526
What the hell was that?!
325
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729
Lois has painted a very
dark picture of abduction.
326
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,100
Adult stuff,
adult stuff, adult stuff.
327
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,103
The world is scary,
adult stuff, adult stuff.
328
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,740
Scary people yelling in another
part of the world, adult stuff.
329
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,510
I wish Mom wouldn't watch
the news in front of me!
330
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,646
Coming up: a map with
a hurricane on it.
331
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,849
And you don't know
your states yet!
332
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,226
Aah! That one trip to the
petting zoo really messed me up!
333
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,894
I saw too much!
334
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,078
Stewie, look!
335
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,381
It's the monster!
336
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,949
Quick, Brian!
Kill it!
337
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,251
Oh, there you guys are.
338
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,652
I would've been here sooner,
339
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,722
but one of my legs is a snake
that's very hungry for mice.
340
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,586
Nice shot.
Get it? Shot?
341
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,088
All right, bye!
342
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,726
You did it, Brian!
343
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,828
You killed
the monster!
344
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,033
What the hell?!
345
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,368
It's me!
346
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,136
Oh, my God,
you're right!
347
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,038
But I... I don't understand.
348
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,140
Why am I the source
of your fears?
349
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,842
Huh. I'm
not sure.
350
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,244
Maybe this means
that deep down,
351
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,681
the thing I'm most afraid
of is disappointing you.
352
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,684
Me? Wh-Why do you care so much
about what I think?
353
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,918
Well, think about it.
354
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,820
You've been more of a
father figure to me
355
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,089
than the fat man ever
has been or ever will be.
356
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,091
Look, I know
I'm always busting your balls,
357
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,794
but it's just because you're
the only person in this house
358
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,863
whose judgment
actually matters to me.
359
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,599
Wow. Thanks, Stewie.
360
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,468
But listen, you-you never have
to worry about letting me down.
361
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,103
I'll always be proud of you.
362
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,172
In fact, I already am.
363
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,106
You are?
364
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,274
'Course I am.
365
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,076
I mean, you're only a baby,
and yet,
366
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,111
you're one of the most
amazing people I know.
367
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,313
Well, thank you, Brian.
368
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,618
Well, Stewie, seems like
my work here is done.
369
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,420
What's the best way
out of here?
370
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,188
Oh, yeah, no, that
one stays locked
371
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,556
until the overnight to Vegas
372
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,458
with my college
a cappella group.
373
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,199
Peter, I'm going
crazy up here.
374
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,367
We all are!
375
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,502
You got to talk to Lois!
376
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,737
Damn it, you're right.
377
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,705
Lois, let us out of here!
378
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,974
No way! You like it so much?!
379
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,976
Then you can rot up there
with your buddies!
380
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,244
Lois, so help me God,
381
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,113
if you don't let us out
right this second,
382
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,048
I'm gonna take a dump
on your wedding dress!
383
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,349
You wouldn't dare!
384
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,685
Don't test me. I'll do it!
We'll all do it!
385
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,120
Quagmire, pull down
your pants!
386
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,588
What?! I'm not doing that!
387
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,223
You leave my dress alone, Peter!
388
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:22,460
If it'll get us out of here,
I'll make a doodie on it.
389
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,694
What, are you nuts?!
390
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,329
I've been crowning
for six hours!
391
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,831
Cleveland's pants are off, Lois!
392
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,466
Here come mine!
This is happening!
393
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,401
Lois, they're not bluffing!
Open the door!
394
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,735
I miss Bonnie!
395
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,370
Damn it, Peter,
you hold that in!
396
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,605
I know you can!
397
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,307
You did it on the ferry
to Block Island!
398
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,975
Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke!
399
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,110
That's good! Puke on the dress!
Puke on the dress!
400
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,512
Aah, damn it!
401
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,116
Not all snake bites are lethal.
402
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,222
There! You happy?!
403
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,691
You were too late.
We pooed on the gown.
404
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,793
Ripped a big hole
in your ceiling, too.
405
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,161
I barfed on Peter's ass.
406
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,263
I-I don't know if it got
on the dress or not, Lois,
407
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,798
but I-I am... I am so sorry.
408
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,467
Yeah, this was all
a huge disaster.
409
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:07,872
Let's just agree that we both
went a bit too far, hmm?
410
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,907
I, uh... I might...
411
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,810
I might need two weeks off
from this friendship.
412
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,053
Stewie, you awake?
413
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,588
Did you have any nightmares?
414
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,956
I don't think so.
415
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,591
Did you get rid of the monster?
416
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,027
Sure did. Turned out
that monster was nothing more
417
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,295
than a manifestation
418
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,797
of your subconscious desire
not to disappoint me.
419
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,833
Apparently, I'm like
a father figure to you.
420
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:39,169
Okay. Wow. Somebody's
got a big head.
421
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,640
Stewie, I want you to know...
I'm very proud of you.
422
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,075
All right, that's...
that's awkward.
423
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,976
How-how am I supposed
to respond to that?
424
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,178
You are a good person.
Stop complimenting me.
425
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,115
"Oh, I sure hope the dog
approves of who I am."
426
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,417
I'm out of here, weirdo.
427
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,760
There's a wedding dress out here
covered in.
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