All language subtitles for Krass.Klassenfahrt.2021.BDRip.x264-PussyFoot

Where are we?

Where are we?
- This way!

This way!
- Hurry!

Come on!

Come on, man.

Shit.

What are you doing?

Watch out, dude.

I'm over this.

I've seen a lot as a cameraman.

But this is the low point of my life, man.

I was expecting a nice little seaside escape.

As if, man.

Just shut up.

Want to know what I keep asking myself?

"Badass Class,"

the feature film?

With these bozos?

Who's going to watch this?

Just shut up and hide!

EDUCATIONAL PRINCIPLES

BADASS CLASS

You gotta trust...
be able to re-adjust...

Can't get a foothold...
walking in another mold...

Gotta trust... re-adjust...

We came...

Came to turn souls to dust.

Souls to dust...

Who can I trust?

Dreams like stardust...
learn to re-adjust...

Hey.

What's the story with the money
for the class trip?

What class trip?

I thought you were failing.

I worked something out.

They said I could go anyway.

But what about your future?

I'm going to pursue my music.

I'll study sound engineering
and perform on the side.

It'll be real professional, Dad.

Your "music."

You could also become a...

mechanic or programmer,
something like that.

Something useful.

Like a taxi driver?

What?

You thought people
would always need taxi drivers.

Tough luck with Uber and car sharing.

Wake up.
You have no idea what's useful.

Just look how great your life turned out.

You trying to take the piss?

Fine. You know what?
Party's over, buddy.

You're on your own from here on out.
- Okay.

Just leave, like you always do.

Go do your "art."

Rap if you want,
but not on my dime.

Not on my dime.

I need stuff.

Okay.

Yo. I'm glad this worked out
on such short notice.

Easy.

Selling drugs in the park?
Are you stupid?

I need money. My dad won't pay.
- I would've lent you some.

No, dude.

What are you doing?

What is this?

Ketamine.

How much for the bag?

120.

Come on, man. Don't.

Keep the change.
- I don't want your money.

This is mine now.
- Take it back.

You fucking with me?

Are you crazy?

Now you've got to keep it.

You're dumb as shit, dude.

What are we doing here?
We wanted to hit the studio.

Stanley's having a graduation party.

I'm so thrilled you guys can go off to uni.

Come on, bro. Uni-shmuni.
Screw it.

I have a surprise for you.

When life gives you lemons...

add some salt and tequila.

Someone has to.

I wasn't even invited.
Let's just do something else.

Today, we celebrate.

You're automatically invited
to all the parties I'm invited to.

No, sorry.

You and your girlfriend, fine.

McLarry...

This party is for people who actually
have something to celebrate.

Dude.
We're in the same class.

It's a little class-trip pre-gaming.

I'd love to help you out, boys.

Maybe next time.

Besides, it's better this way.

Too much education
is crap for your rapper image.

You know what's not crap
for my rapper image?

Beating up rich kids like you.
- What did you say?

Chill, bro.

You party in there,
we'll party harder out here.

Where are the boys?

No clue.

It's not worth it.

Hey. What's up?

Hi.
- You good?

Yep. Couldn't be better.

Okay...

Where's Levi?

Hopefully not here.

Alright, let's go.

I'll be right there, okay?
- Where are you going?

I have to sort something out with him.
See you in a sec.

What's up with him this time?

Always the same.

You get here okay?

Chill, man.

My dad wants me to do
this mechanic apprenticeship

with his buddy.

What? He has to know
that's a waste of talent.

Thanks.
- You're an awesome freestyler.

Bella, stop.

Bella, stop!
- I don't want to talk to you.

Communication is everything.

No. Honesty and trust are everything.

You're a master manipulator
who knows nothing about communication.

Fuck you.

Stop walking!

Should've let it go at "fuck you."

Dude, I think Bella is single again.

It's your chance.

Nah, man. I'm not interested.

What?
She was the love of your life.

Your words.

What?

It was a long time ago.

I have other things to worry about.

I could use a little donation in my cap.

Chill.
We have to be fresh for tomorrow.

Cornelius Wagner.

Yup.

Marco Sander.

Alright, then.
If I could have everyone's attention.

Due to the current situation,

our class trip has gotten more expensive.

The fact that we're able to go at all

is thanks to the company Moonvibe.

We'll be accompanied by a camera crew.

Not again.

It was all on your info sheet.

Right. Reality TV really adds
an educational angle to the class trip.

The cameras don't make it weird at all.
It's super authentic.

Sorry, but can you rephrase that?

Do it with more anger.
Like you're about to cry.

What about data privacy?

Data privacy, Alena?

With all your lnstagram posts,

you've sold your pretty face,
body and data privacy

to Mark Zuckerberg for all eternity.

Oh, wait. Not sold.
You gave it away for free.

So thanks for your input.

Alright, kiddos: Phones off,

brains on,
and let's get to it.

Hold on!

Wait!

Wait!

Okay, kids. This is Gregor Güland.

Georg is fine.

Georg is a student teacher
who's coming along.

Hey! Everybody feeling good?

Sorry I'm late.

Luckily, the scooter had turbo mode,
and I put the pedal to the metal.

Okay.

So glad you made it.
A stroke of luck.

In that case...

Dude...
- What?

Welcome to Croatia.

Welcome to "Badass Class."

Let's
- Let's

Dude, what the fuck?

Quiet.

Quiet!

Listen up, guys.
That back there is the road to Smiljan.

That's where Nikola Tesla was born.

In case some of you don't yet know
what to do after graduation,

Nikola Tesla made his earliest discoveries...

What up? It's your boy Zeno
posting up in Croatia.

We're filming the music video
for my new song. It's gonna be sick.

...and it was important...

Get this, Cornelius.
Zeno is here right now.

Zeno the rapper?
- Yeah.

At a mountain villa 40 km from here.
- Seriously? Sick.

Do you have something to add?

No.

It's obvious you have no interest in Tesla.

Depends on the model.

Headphones off.

Be grateful you're here,
given you don't have the credentials.

Shut up.
- Excuse me?

Nothing. It's all good.
You're doing a great job.

Final warning, kiddo.

This place is wild.

Wild, but kind of nice.

They've got palm trees.
I love palm trees.

Zeno is here.

Dude, that's fate or coincidence or karma.

Take your pick.

But his rap is totally different from mine.

Forget Zeno the rapper.

Think Zeno the label head
and entrepreneur.

He took Nimo from 30k to 30 million.

You're right. But how are we
supposed to get close to him?

So, we just got here.

And this is our hostel.

There are palms everywhere.
It's so nice. I can't wait to see inside.

Everybody listen up, please.

To make sure we all have a good time,
we need a few ground rules.

Rule number 1:

Everyone stays in their room at night.

I don't want to leave with more kids
than I came with.

I brought some condoms just to be safe.

Nice.
- One per person!

Give me one.
- No unprotected sex.

And no protected sex.

Nothing even resembling sex.
Absolutely no sex.

Sorry, boys.

Rule number 2:

No alcohol,
so your livers have a chance to recover.

Okay, so what about MDMA?

That's pretty light on the liver.
- No.

Okay, and speed?
- No.

Shrooms?

Toad venom?
- That's enough!

Awesome.
I can't wait to get started.

Let's go on in.

Good. Cut.

We got it.

Why is she always so pissy?

She used to own a bookstore.

When lockdown hit, she went bust.

She hasn't gotten over it.

Shall we go inside?
- Yeah.

Welcome to your ecological
Croatian vacation experience.

Recycling and vintage.

Why?
Very modern with young people.

What?
There's just one outlet for all of us?

Yes.

Okay, and what about Wi-Fi?

Wi-Fi?

Digital detox.

I don't believe it.

This is the toilet.

Dude.

And the women's bathroom?

There is no women's bathroom.

It's a unisex toilet.

What?

Like at Berghain.

Berlin.

You know Berghain.

I'd rather piss in the shower.

Maybe it's not such a bad idea

to let gender roles slide by the wayside.

I mean, men, women,

everything in between,
the whole spectrum...

At the end of the day,
we're all human beings.

And when we have to use the bathroom...

this is a great place to go.

Students aren't human.

Let's move on.

I finally make it to Croatia,
and this is what I get.

Zeno? That weird gangster rapper?

Wasn't he just in jail?

No, he's at his villa here in Croatia.

We want to go,
and maybe you want to come with us.

He's got a really sick villa.
The architecture is super modern.

It's like Bauhaus, I think.
Right up your alley.

Just tell me what you want.

We need your help.

McLarry needs to see Zeno,
and we won't get close without you.

Look, I know you're not a huge Zeno fan,

but put yourself in my shoes.

I'm can't get into uni.
I don't have a scholarship

to study abroad or whatever...

Meeting Zeno is the best shot I've got.

What if you write him first?

He'd never see it.

You've got 140,000 followers.
You've got a blue check.

I don't know, people.

Sorry, but do you
have to film everything?

You think I want to be here?

Speed it up. It smells.

I'm not speeding anything up.

I need to take a shit. Just let me...

Get out.
Come on, just get out.

Fine.

Do you want to go, and I'll wait outside?

I don't care.

I don't care either.

Cool.
- Yeah, cool.

I mean, they're unisex toilets, so...

Then we can both go.
- Easy.

Totally.
- Super easy.

She just sat in the stall next to you
and let it fly?

That's crazy.

Did you do that before too?

What?
- When you guys were a thing.

Did you ever... pee together?

It's an intimacy thing.

Dude. That means she still
wants something from you.

That's bullshit.

Think. Why else would she have pissed
like that right next to you?

You know Freud?
He'd be way on my side here.

All you do is talk shit.

Just trust me.

Dude.

Where'd you get that picture?

I found it at my dad's.
- Look at Alena and Bella.

You were already ugly back then.
- What?

Look at you throwing a gang sign.

Shit.

Are we really going with McLarry
to see Zeno?

Of course.

Don't you think he'll make
a complete fool of himself?

Possibly,
but maybe that's a good thing.

I don't think he'd see it that way.

I have a theory.

It came to me
after all the shit that happened.

Is it your once-an-asshole-always-an-asshole
theory?

Screw Levi.

Remember our trip to Sweden?

Oh my God.

What comes to mind?

It rained the whole time.

The bus got stuck in the mud.

I had a bladder infection.

Our bonfire got out of control.

So much went wrong.

True.

But can you think of any trip
as badass as that one?

No.

Shit was unforgettable.

Now ask yourself why.

We just felt everything so intensely,

even if it was all going wrong.

Because it was all going wrong.

Still. I'd rather have positive experiences
than negative ones.

Look.

Life is like a heartbeat.

Up and down.

And when it flatlines...

you're dead.

Good morning!

What's up, sleepyheads?

Wake up!

We've got a pretty cool excursion
planned for today.

Piss off.

Good morning.

Oh, God.

This room needs to be aired out.

Oh, yes, the spoon position.
- Leave us alone, dude.

The sun is shining, friends!

What's left behind
when there's nothing left over?

What's left behind
when there's nothing left over?

Now this is fascinating:

This Croatian fortress was destroyed
during Ottoman campaigns.

Not thoroughly enough.

Just a friendly reminder to take notes.

This could all come up on your exams.

...in the ruins...
will you come over...

nothing left over...
come over...

You want to keep walking?

Are you taking notes?

It's text. Song lyrics.

Do you still want to be a rapper?

I want to make people think.

Give them entertainment.
Leave something behind.

By the way, these inscriptions
are over 800 years old

and are still in excellent condition.

Like that.

Some guy
built this place 800 years ago,

and 800 years after his death,
we're still reading what he wrote.

That's badass.

We're only reading it
because we have to.

Whatever.
Main thing: fame.

We're missing two.

ZENO
1.8 MILLION FOLLOWERS

Speed it up.

My God.

COOL VILLA. CAN WE COME BY?

That's not how we do things, people.

SURE, WHY NOT?

Bella.

Ms. Gruber?

We just discovered another
super interesting ruin along the coast.

It's Ottoman.

Bella and I would like to go.

Can we?

It's Ottoman?
- Yes.

It was just discovered.

McLarry and Cornelius would come with us.

That's right. Ruins.

Ottoman ruins.
Impossible. I haven't heard of them.

I've never heard of them either.

Probably because we never covered
the Ottomans in class.

Oh, yeah.
The Ottomans were badass.

It was all German history
and French Revolution.

We need to open our eyes
to other cultures from around the world.

Instead of shutting them out.

Shutting them out?

Shutting them out, you say?

Just an idea, but I could go with them.

What?

We could... split up, and...

So you'd be gone
and with them the whole time?

Definitely.
We'd always be together.

I find the Ottomans fascinating.

Okay.

As a student teacher,
you need to be tough.

Punish anyone who gets out of line,
or they'll never learn.

I'll be merciless.

This is going to be awesome.

My first time out with my own students.

Are you ready?

We're creating our own cultural program.

Let's go see those ruins.
Ottomans in the house!

This is going to be a catastrophe.

I'll see when the bus is coming.

You speak Croatian, Georg?

If you know one southern Slavic language,
you know them all.

So when is the next bus coming?

Day after tomorrow.
- What?

What if we hitchhike?

Perfect. All five of us.

We'll hop on the next cattle trailer.

Do you have an idea, Georg?

Could we call a taxi or an Uber?

I'm not allowed.
Ms. Gruber is strict on that point.

Come on. Just make a little exception.
It's on me.

Sorry, GUYS-

It's impossible.
We either take the bus or walk.

It's already late.
If Ms. Gruber finds out

we're wasting precious culture time,
she'll be pissed.

That weird vein
on her forehead starts throbbing.

Do you want her to have a stroke?

What she doesn't know...

I mean, if we're going to do it,
we should be honest.

Yeah. Just call her.

Or maybe we should go back?
- Yeah.

No.

We're creating our own program.

We're calling a taxi.
And that's that.

Okay, Georg. You're the boss.

You get the car,
and we'll get some alco...

alcohol-free drinks.

That's just what we'll do.
- Okay.

Perfect.

I don't know, maybe we can book
a city tour for Georg.

And we'll skip out.

Or we'll send him to a museum.

Alena, you won't believe this.

Alena, do you know what this is?
McLarry told me about it.

No.

This isn't just any slivovitz,

it's the hardest one there is.

It's 75 percent, Alena.

It's banned in 20 EU countries and Russia.

A liquor banned in Russia!

Ask yourself why.

Read between the lines, babe.
Croatia is a free country.

Treat yourself. If you go blind,
you'll get a disability card

with great discounts.

Cornelius, we can't just get fucked up.

There's something at stake.

We need to concentrate.
We need to make this work.

Activate Alena-Mode.
Concentrate. Work.

Not that TikTok dance again.

Give me that.

Give me that, Cornelius.

Whoa. Okay.

Oh, look. They have tequila.

That'll do, won't it?

Let's go.

This too.

We brought you something.

Thanks, but I shouldn't drink before
getting in the car. My bladder is merciless.

What's the deal?

Is our e-scooter on the way?

So, actually...

That's our ride?

That's wild.
- Sick.

It was the only
electric vehicle available, and...

you know, fun and environmental consciousness
can go hand in hand.

Sick.

So where do we sit?

Trunk is all yours.

Are you kidding me?
I won't fit in there.

You'll figure it out.

I'm not doing this again.

I haven't been put through
shit like this in years.

Don't be so fat, man.

Shut up. It's a tight squeeze.

I can't breathe.

It's not just that I'm pissed off
because we were perfect

Even if you think
I got another chick hand-picked

I think of last time
Is this your pastime

When you get right down
to everything, it's ego

'Cause your love
feels like it's a placebo

Turn the volume down.

Why? It's awesome.

Not now.

"Our love is like a placebo"?

You make it sound
like you have lots of experience.

You were experience enough.

Me? What's that supposed to mean?

It doesn't matter.

I can't find those Ottoman ruins.

Are you sure it was the Ottomans?

Did you maybe mean the Slavic settlements?

It might not even be online yet.

It was a tip from the hostel owner.

Wow. Cool.

Could you slow down?

JUST YOU AND YOUR GIRL

Zeno doesn't want us
to bring anyone else.

What do you mean, "anyone else"?

He said I could only bring a girlfriend.

Okay. I have a plan.

We need a gift.

Here's our strategy:
Shower your enemies with gifts.

Are you guys feeling really warm too?

Hey, so we need a gift for Zeno.

This place sells gifts?

Maybe for a fucking funeral.

Think they'll have anything against nausea?

Hi, I'm here for souvenirs.

A lot of you guys are about to graduate too.

We've all got the future on our minds.

I know these decisions
aren't easy to make, but...

Just listen to your heart.

Cornelius, I was doing some real-talk
about the future.

Perfect.
That gives me an idea for TikTok.

Boys vs. girls.
Watch.

Girls are like...

I'll be 19 next month.

I have another great TikTok idea.

There's a graveyard back there.

You go on ahead.
I'll be right there.

I just need a sec.

I don't give a shit, you idiot.

I'll never see you again.

Drop dead as far as I care.
I fleeced you anyway.

It's only a toy.

Two dolls, please.

Say hi to your family.

I know it's not easy to make a decision,
but I want to tell you that...

Okay.

I'm so thirsty.

What is that?

Croatian water tastes weird.

Oh, jeez.

Georg. Can you give me that?

What's with this water?

Nothing, just give it to me.

Tell me what's up with this water.

It's concentrated vitamin water.

For my migraines. Now give it to me.

Let's go.
- My stomach feels weird.

That's our gift?

Yes. They're handmade
from sustainable raw materials.

And it supports the locals.

Okay.

Let me guess. You paid, again.

I feel sick.

That's not cool, McLarry.

Drugs are not okay
and bad for your health.

And then you buy this crap
off some rando stranger?

Our souvenir just fell out the window.

She's not a stranger.
She's our driver's granddaughter. Good woman.

Oh, if it's our speed-demon granny's
granddaughter, we're fine.

Fuck!
- Oh, gross.

Dude.

You vomit in my car.

You say bad things about me
and my granddaughter.

Get out.

Get out of my car.

Out!

Shit! What the hell was that?

Fuck! Does anyone have reception?

How are we going to get to Zeno's villa?

Villa?

So you don't want to see
the Ottoman ruins?

We do. It's a historic villa
by the Ottoman ruins.

Oh, stop playing around
with this "Ottoman ruins" stuff.

I knew all along it was a lie.

Okay, sorry, Georg.

We're sorry. We wanted to go
to this rapper's villa.

It was a dumb idea.
- Shut up.

L dig it.

What do you dig?

I dig that.

I like parties. And I like rap.

Like Pop Smoke.

And now you just want to give up?

Well, we don't give up.

We'll get there on foot.

We're definitely not
going to get there on foot.

No, wait. He's right.

It's just on the other side
of the mountain.

If we start walking now, and hurry,

we should make it.

Yeah, man.
That's the right attitude.

It's the tough times
that give rise to champions.

Let's go.

Oh, God. Just a second.

Side stitch.

...ego...

like a placebo...

That sounds familiar.

It's catchy.

Ah-ha.

Everyone knows:
the dumber the song, the catchier it is.

I'm going to die.
I can't go on.

Come on.

We have to hurry.

Georg.

Maybe we should leave him here
and pick him up later?

No way. He'll shrivel up
or get eaten by wild animals.

Just leave me here.

One last thing:

Turn my face to heaven before I die.

Where's your phone?
In your pocket?

Yeah.

Fuck. It's from Ms. Gruber.

Give me your thumb.

"Georg, I need a status update
plus photo and location every half hour.

Have fun."

Let's take a picture
before he shrivels up completely.

Eyes open, Georg.

Smile for Ms. Gruber.

I can't go on. This is the end.

He looks really bad.

He just needs some zhuzh.
I'll up the saturation.

And add a smile with a filter.

So? How's it look?

Not good.

What do you mean, "not good"?

It's fine. Georg's smile
is crooked in real life too.

Asshole.

50")!-

I'm dying.

Do me a favor and die after our trip.

ALL GOOD! BEST, GEORG.

Careful.

I'm starting to feel my legs again.

We'd be there in no time if we had a boat.

What was that?

Come on. Let's get down there.

Go on.

Trust me, getting older sucks.

Guys, where's Cornelius?

Cornelius!

Shit. Where did he go?

Cornelius!

Oh my God.

Where were you?

Follow me.

I've got something for you.

I made some arrangements.

I met a guy in a cave who lent it to me.

Was he the one making those noises?

Yeah, but he's cool.

I made a deal. A spin in the boat
for half of our weed.

Sweet.

You're kidding.

No, he's totally cool.

And he knows his weed, as it turns out.

That deal sounds fishy.

Yacht,

weed,

the Mediterranean,

meeting rappers.

Super fishy deal, eh, Bella?

Weed on the high seas?

I veto that, people.

Fuck, man. We've got to hurry.

No.

We are not going to hurry.

And we are definitely
not getting on that boat.

I forbid it.

Okay.

So forbid it.

It won't change anything.

You'll just stay here. Alone.

Like always. Alone.

Come on!

How do you know how to drive this thing?

My jacket is white. Santorini...

Vacation with Mommy and Daddy?
- Yep.

Nice.

I'm glad you came.

You brought the drone. Nice.

What did you expect?

Give me that.
- Hey. Hands off.

Give me the drone.
- No, if you...

Give me damn camera.

Be careful, dude.
It's about to crash.

Jesus.

Is that Ms. Gruber?
Don't do anything stupid. Don't answer.

MS. GRUBER

Everything will be fine. Promise.

But...

Hey. Don't answer.

Well done. Nerves of steel.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

She might call again, so...

Give me your phone.
I'll get you a drink.

Then you'll feel better.

First a drink.

I'll be right back.

Keep an eye on him.

There's no water in here,
just this weird stuff.

Really?

50")!-

What is that? Liquor or antifreeze?

Find out.

Okay.

It's gross, but awesome.

Try it.

That's way too hard for Georg.

We'll have to finish it.

But you can't hold your liquor.

We haven't hung out in a long time.

Uh,babe?

Don't call me babe. Call me Captain.

Okay, Captain.
I think we have a problem.

Are you okay?

This is the police.
Are you okay? Do you need help?

This is the police!

Cornelius?
Do you know what's going on?

Stop! Police! Cut the motor!

Cornelius.

Are you stupid?

Watch it up there.

What's going on?

Georg?
- I'll fix this, Ms. Gruber.

What was that?

Georg?
- Ms. Gruber!

Reception is bad.
Georg has a little sunstroke, but we're fine.

What...

What the hell?
We talked about this.

Shit, man. Did you just rat us out?

Shit.

But...

Oh, man. I...

I messed up. I'm sorry.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

I'm just holding you back.

Cut it out, you dumb-ass.

Fuck!

Can you cut the motor
and stop running from the police?

In a second.

Hold on tight!

Okay, we're here!

What? Where are we?

Get up, Georg. Come on.

What's going on?
- Let's go.

What? Are you guys outta your minds?

Get off the boat!

Where are we?

Where are we?
- This way!

Who's going to want to watch this?

Just shut up and hide!

We'll clear this up.
- Your motives sure are clear.

Pretending to be cool, then ratting us out.
That's so shit.

What do we do?

Straight up, Georg.
Did you call the police?

No. The police aren't here
because of me.

Please believe me.

You're such a snitch.

Shit, they're coming.

Fuck.

Get down.

Okay. Get down.

Georg, what are you doing?

Don't rat us out.

Hands UP!

He's going to rat us out.

We have to go.

What's the status?

We need backup!

Tell me exactly what happened
at those cliffs

and how you got that fucking boat.

Okay, listen.

I found this stuff lying outside a cave.
There was a Gucci bag.

I was like, there are people here.

All of a sudden, there's this guy.

He's like,
"Get the fuck away from my stuff."

He was pissed, so I deescalated.
I was like, "Cool boxers, bro."

He had Hugo Boss boxers on.

I was like, "Is that your boat?"
and he was like, "Yeah."

So I made him an offer.

I was like,
"This is Balkan Brain Damage.

It's crazy stuff."

He really just wanted your weed?

I offered him a really great deal.

I said, "I'll give you half
if we can take your boat."

And he said yes?

He thought about it carefully, and then...

he slapped me.

What?
- Just wait.

The story has a happy ending.

Bastard!

He didn't agree directly,
but I made the deal anyway.

Get back here, you piece of shit!

Have you completely lost your mind?

What? It was a fair deal.

He didn't want your drugs.
- Not my problem.

Oh my God.

Just wait.

Alena...

Dude, we made it. Zeno's villa
has to be around here somewhere.

Just tell me what's wrong
before we go further.

Everything's fine.

Can we talk, or do you want
to just keep glaring at me?

Just tell me what you're thinking.

You know you don't have to
hide things from me.

Okay, then let me be crystal clear.

I wish you'd act like a grown-up.

Think twice about your actions.
Take responsibility.

Just for once. See how it feels.
- How what feels?

Not acting like a kid.

A spoiled rich kid
who thinks he's untouchable.

Untouchable?
That's such an exaggeration.

Thanks.
I really wanted your opinion.

Okay, maybe hiding things
isn't such a bad idea.

You know what isn't a bad idea?
Growing up.

Okay, let's grow up, Alena.

Who needs fun?
Experiences? Too stressful.

Spontaneity? Forget it.
It's bad for your joints.

Okay, easy.

Let's be spontaneous from now on.
Forget tomorrow, and Paris.

Let's just party nonstop.

You're incapable of thinking past
the present moment.

Could we have this fight quieter?

No, I want to clear this up.

Okay.

Then I'll go see Zeno alone.

You guys can come later,
when you've cooled off.

Why's she going to see Zeno alone?

Why not?
Isn't she allowed to have some fun?

The fun police makes an exception!

You know what? I'm over this.

Just chill out.

I'm super chill.

Especially when I'm not with you, Cornelius.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm tired of doing this shit with you two.

And I'm tired of you.

What?

Alena.

I'm going to go have fun.

Fuck, man. Are you serious?

They pick right now to leave us?

Fuck, man. Screw Zeno.
Alena is gone.

Dude, they're really going in there.

Fuck it. Let's just have some fun.

Hey, ladies. Come in.
- Hey.

Hey.

Zeno, your guests are here.

Did you see how Alena kissed him?

She lifted her foot.

Please answer.

Hey, boys,
you're going about this all wrong.

Trust me.

When you're so dogged in your pursuits,
you'll achieve just the opposite.

You know what, Lutz? You're right.

We're going in there.

That's exactly what I didn't mean.

You know, Lutz,
I'd really like to agree with you.

What do you mean?

"Life is shit. Whatever happens, happens.
You can't change things."

But you know what?
I see it differently.

So does Cornelius.

The people who think that way are the ones
who gave up way too early in life.

Right. And that's why we're going in there.

Yes?
- We're here for the shoot.

The dancers for the pool scene. Of course.
Finally.

Piss off.

No, we're here with the two girls.

The two hot girls who just showed up?

You're with them?
- Exactly.

I see.

Piss off.

Wait. It's true. We can call them.

USER BUSY

You've really got it going on.

What a dick.

Almost there.
- Yeah.

My turn.

Bro.

Do you see Alena?

Bro!

Sorry, dude. Time for some acting.
- Acting?

What's going on here?

Piss off, dude.

I've said it three times.

This is your final warning.

Fanboys. It's always the same.

Yeah.

I have to get back on set.

Can you keep an eye on the wall?

A constant eye.

Sorry. Had to take a leak.
- No stress.

Let's get back on set, buddy.

Pretend you're filming
the making-of or something.

That's not what we agreed to with Moonvibe.

Perfect.

We've got it.
Thanks, everyone! That's a wrap!

Okay, thanks!

I'm trying to get you in.

Get the tequila.
- Okay.

Yeah, but I think it's more like...

Hey.

For the ladies.
- Thanks.

You're welcome.

So, you like the place?

It's nice here, isn't it?

I got a sweet deal on this villa
two years ago.

It's nice.

"Nice"?

Nice doesn't cut it for the lady, eh?

No, it really is nice.

But?

Nothing against your lifestyle or anything,

but after everything that's happened today,
that's all I have left to say.

What do you mean?

I mean, this whole poolside highlife vibe,

posting selfies...

It's not real.

It might make you happy in the moment,
but what about long-term?

It's a placebo.

So, something that works
because you think it does.

Exactly.

We think it's awesome,
because everyone says it is,

but at the end of the day...

it's just an illusion.

It doesn't have the intensity of real life.
It's fake.

A placebo.

I like how your mind works. Deep.

I mean, it's true.
All this is just a placebo.

I just realized what made me say that.

When you get right down
to everything, it's ego,

'cause our love
feels like it's a placebo...

So you can sing, too?

You're really something.

I could do a lot with a brain like yours.

Thanks, but I'm starting
university in October.

This isn't my thing anyway.
But thanks.

Virgin lungs?
- Actually, no.

Where did the boys get this stuff?
A freaking nuclear plant?

It tastes really weird.

Man, oh, man.

Is Dejan back with the boat?

That asshole?

He was just going
to take some pics of that chick.

I can't get a hold of him.

Hey! McLarry.
- Hey.

Who's this? You know him?

In passing.
- Okay.

Hey, remember what I told you?

"The dumber the song, the catchier it is"?

It's true. He really liked it.

Why is it that everything's just ego...

You have an amazing voice.
We have to do something together.

That track's one of mine.

What are you talking about?

I came all the way here
to show you something.

I think your work is incredible.

Not just what you do as an artist,
but what you've done as an entrepreneur.

I think you might appreciate this.

Can I show you my lyrics?

Are you okay?

Yes.
- You don't have to smoke.

Fuck. Where's my notebook?
- Come here, brother.

Let me tell you something,
with all due respect.

This isn't the casting couch.
It's not Pornhub.

The equipment is back there.

But I...
- You're part of the crew, aren't you?

I bet they could use your help.
- Actually...

I mean this in the best possible way, man.

Send me something on lnstagram.
If I like it, I'll write back.

If not, I don't know... enjoy Croatia.

Yeah!

Don't bullshit me.
- Really.

Cable boy. What can I do for you?

Oops, what just happened here?

It wasn't my intent to let emotions steer.

Fuck it. So I smashed a glass,

but not a single shard of that
will bring you back.

Are you really that naive
or too busy whispering?

That wasn't just a glass,
it was my heart splintering.

All we did was kiss,
we did nothing more,

but more is what's in store,
I'm talking candor pure.

Feels like walking barefoot
over glass splinters.

But every splinter
makes the man inside the boy fitter.

Don't bother saying you apologize.

Every cough you cough
is just another lie.

What are you talking about?
You don't even know.

No excuses.
The thing that's skewed is

you can't talk your way through this.

Ask me to leave, I refuse it,
fuck your duces.

For a little fame,
you'd let anyone pursue his.

Sorry, Zeno, if I tell you straight.

I'm pretty sure today that this piece of bait

let more people through the gate
than your bodyguards.

Cut the music,
I don't give a shit.

Even Bella's favorite rapper
wants to suck my dick.

Stop it.
Can't you see what you're doing?

Stop filming!

What do you want, Alena?

A little fame, long may you reign, uh,
now you act like Mother Teresa?

Whoa! That's the shit.
- Shit.

Go on, Bella,
I won't stop you now.

But I vow, when you kowtow
to the mirror

the veneer becomes clearer.

Pathetic, who you'll sham
for a few likes and a drink in your hand.

I thought our love had more weight
than an lnstagram.

You have looks to kill
but this isn't an ego shoot.

I'm long dead,
shot by your ego boost.

My life was worthless,
but loving you was worthwhile.

Been a while since I felt it.

Back then, I wrote "Placebo"
about your smile.

What the fuck, man?

What's your name? McLarry?

Come sit down.

Dude. What kind
of sick-ass freestyle was that?

Hey! ls everything okay?

Nothing is okay.

Ciao, bastard.

Just wait!

Alena!

Look at the hits.
- Fuck.

Yeah, man.

Just wait!
- That's wild, man.

Come inside. Let's talk.

Yeah.
- Come inside.

Alena! Just wait!

I'll be right there.
- Come on.

Cornelius.

Dude, that was amazing.
It worked.

Zeno and I exchanged numbers.
It was sick.

Sick.

Come on.
I'll just tell Zeno you're with me.

Hold on. What happened?

What do you mean?

With Alena and Bella.

They left.

No idea.

They were flirting with Zeno.
Bella couldn't handle the weed.

I incorporated it into the freestyle.

But Zeno freaking loved it.

Incorporated it...

You coming, bro?

You've got this.

What?

Okay.

Where's my fucking boat?

You stole my boat.

It was an emergency.
We had to run.

We desperately needed the boat.
Alena's grandma needed help.

She lives here, and we were visiting her.

Brain hemorrhaging.
It was awful.

Alena, let me see
the picture of your grandma.

I'm sorry we took the boat.
It didn't even help.

Are you okay?

I'm sorry for making a fuss about it.

N..-

I also lost my grandmother.

Granny Baka.

Three weeks ago.

We used to play poker together.

Poker?
You can't play that with two people.

You could with her.

I'm in great pain.

Because of my grandma,
and now, your grandma.

I'm sorry, dude.
I have to tell you something.

There is no grandma.

Because she's dead?
- No.

I just made that up
so you wouldn't punch me.

I'm sorry about the boat
and the whole grandma thing.

And about your grandma.

I'm really sorry.

Okay.

Hey!

Hey! Stop!

No! Hey!

Stop!

We're in here.

Come on over, brother.

Move over.

Have a seat.

I'm ice cold.
I just keep filming.

She says, "Listen to him,"
and he tears her apart.

Wait. What do you mean?

She said it was your track.

She stood up for you,
and you screwed her over.

Look.

Sick, man.

He's talented. You should listen.
I've known him for a long time.

Are you shitting me?
The cable boy? What the fuck?

Yeah!
- Don't bullshit me.

Really.

Delete it.

What?

Delete it.

Delete it? What?

Thanks to me,
you got 10k followers in ten minutes.

Give me her lnsta handle.

I'll tag her, so she gets something
from it too. Win-win.

People love drama.

Talk to Frankie, my manager.
But don't sign anything.

That vulture will pick you clean.

I'm serious.

Please take it down.
I thought she said something else.

It's destiny, brother. Just chill.

This'll make waves. Trust me.

What's wrong?

I have to fix something.

What are you talking about?

I have to go.

What the hell? Go where, dude?

Hey, you ass... Hey!

I give you a platform, and you...
I'm talking to you!

You think you're anything without me?

Fuck.

Fuck, man.

Fuck, man. This is all shit.

How are we going to find Cornelius?

Cornelius?

Bella?

That's not Cornelius.

You scared me!

What are you doing here?

I'm severely wounded.

How did you get here?

I fought my way
through the wilderness to find you.

I wouldn't leave you hanging.

I know you hate me,
but I distracted the police for you.

Did you make it? Are you okay?

Wait. You distracted the police?

It's Cornelius.

Hey.

Dejan.

Clean this up by tonight.
- Of course.

Dejan, where were you?

Zeno, brother,
I swear this dick stole your boat.

And fucked my leg with a sea urchin.

What?

So you stole my boat?

That dumb-ass was at the gate earlier.

Him?
- Yes.

This bastard was at my gate?
- Yes.

And you didn't tell me?
- What was there to say?

Hey.

Look who's back.

He's with me.

Oh, he's with you. No problem.

Sit down!

He was at the gate earlier too.

You've got to be kidding me.

Dejan! Chill.

Leave him alone.

That's McLarry.

Are you insane?
- And Cornelius.

Okay, that's enough.
And Zeno'?

Now sit back down on the couch

and tell me how you're involved
with this pisshead.

The villa. They're at the villa.

Let's go.

He's a good friend of mine.

Zeno?

Yes?
- Come here a sec.

Did you let them in? I didn't.

You freestyled about Bella
and left me hanging. Seriously?

I came back for your sake.

If it weren't for your boat stunt,
I wouldn't be here.

Well, if it weren't for you,
I wouldn't be here.

Shut up.

If it weren't for either of you,
I'd be on Zeno's boat right now.

Where's my boat, you bastards?

Where's my fucking boat?

We parked it safely.

We could... take you there.

Okay.

What do you say?

The cops have the boat.

Shut up, man.
- You shut up.

On your word?

Dejan! Don't choke him.

Let's go to the boat.

You stay here.

What's wrong with you, man?

We stick to the plan, okay?

Okay.
- Good luck.

Can you loosen your grip?
- Shut up.

Stick the bigmouth in the trunk.

I'm not going in the trunk.
- Shut up, and get in there.

What the hell?
- Shut up and get in.

Where was Dejan, that fucker...
Stop!

Hey!

Piss off!

What's her deal?

Piss off, little girl.

Where do you think you're going, asshole?

Where'd you come from?

I'm not talking to you.
Stay out of it.

Looks like you're about to see
how intense real life can be.

You asshole.

This is just a huge misunderstanding.

Chill, babe.
I'll explain the whole thing.

You know, I figured I'd go see Zeno,
I'd take the boat, I'd kiss you...

and I'd walk away
with awesome experiences,

even if it all went wrong.

The only thing that mattered
was the experiences.

But that only works
with people you can count on.

People who don't fuck you over.

I was talking you up to Zeno,
you asshole.

I supported you!

I'm sorry.
I swear I'm sorry.

Then chill and get in the car, man.

And you cool the drama and fuck off.

Let's get to the boat.

Hey! These bitches
are just trying to distract us!

Hey!

Georg, now!

Get away from my students, you bastards!

Piss off... Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

Watch out!

Hey!

50")!-

Manes'. Jesus Christ'.!

Georg, go!
- Fucking bastards!

Shit.
- You're dead, fuckers!

Open the door!
- You're dead!

Hurry, Georg.
- Go!

Let's go.
- I'm going to kill them.

Get in, you bastard.
- Let's go!

Hurry!
"Go!

Georg!
- You guys are fucking dead!

What's he doing?
Has he got a gun?

What is this?

Bull's eye!

Get out of the car!

Okay- Go!

Hey!
- And we've got to walk on top of that?

Just look at you.
What the hell did you do?

What's this about a boat?
Who should I scream at first?

I thought you had it sorted, Georg?

Where were you the whole time?

I told you to be strict. Strict!

Oh, Georg wasn't just strict, he was brutal.

We rented a boat,
but Georg found us and punished us.

I had to polish the boat with my underwear
while he stared me down.

He chased us with the 4-wheeler.

We had to run for our lives.

Georg is a monster.

He should never be allowed
near students again.

Punishment is necessary.

I told you I'd sort things out.

In spite of the heatstroke.

Get inside.

Georg.

You're a real piece of shit.

You're such an idiot.

And such a child.

But I was reminded today
of what a good person you are.

You forgot to say "Captain."

A really good Captain.

I'm really sorry.

But everything worked out in the end.

Alena forgave Cornelius.
The gang was back together.

I was able to graduate with everyone else
after all and pursued my music dreams.

What are you talking about?

What really happened?

Nothing happened.

I didn't pass my entrance exams.

Zeno blocked me on lnstagram.
And reported me.

I didn't get famous. I'm doing deliveries
till I find something else.

I'm still rapping on the side.

Oh.
What about Alena and Cornelius?

They went to Paris for university.

Cornelius was always the class clown,

but I swear he's actually
the smartest of us all.

What about Ms. Gruber?

She's still bummed about her bookstore,
but no longer as mean.

She has a new class.
I think she'll be a cool teacher.

What about Georg?

He's a teacher now too.

But in elementary school.
The kids love him.

And Bella?

Bella is studying aerospace engineering.

She's going to be such a boss.

She never forgave me.

But I get it.

Isn't this your old neighborhood?
- Yeah.

Can you take a short break?

L got a package.

LUTZ AND RONNY SENT ME THIS PICTURE.
BELLA

MAYBE IN 800 YEARS,
NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR WORDS.

BUT RIGHT NOW,
I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD...

I WANT TO HEAR THEM FROM YOU...

Hey, McLarry! What's up?
- Hey!

You still at work?
You good?

Yeah, I'm good.

I'm good, man.

MINE

SOME PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES
I'M LIVING THE DREAM

WALK THE WORLD WITH GASOLINE ON YOUR SHOES
I SEE THE WORLD FROM A BIRD'S EYE VIEW

I HOPE THE RAVE GOT A BETTER CADENCE

DOING MY THING, ALWAYS WAITING
GOING HARDER, KEEP DEBATING

LIVE TODAY, DIE TOMORROW
CAN'T TRUST THOSE LIVING LIFE LIKE A SIDESHOW

WASN'T BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON
BUT I'LL BE LIVING THE DREAM SOON

BADASS CLASS