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"Urania to have air supremacy.
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"Professor Snead's super rocket fuel
nears completion.
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"Will power world's fastest aircraft."
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We must get this rocket fuel
formula for our country
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- by hook or crook.
- Right!
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Without aircraft supremacy,
Anemia could never conquer Urania.
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You and Klutz must visit
this Professor Snead, understand?
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Yes, Excellency,
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I will make
the necessary preparations.
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I will make necessary preparations.
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Well, by golly, that's good!
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Tastes like rotten eggs.
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Boys, we gotta be careful
to make sure nobody followed us.
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Right!
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Shemp, that dame looked suspicious.
You'd better follow her.
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Right!
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This is it.
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"Government of Urania,
Department of Inferior."
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Come in.
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- Operator number five!
- Six and seven-eighths!
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Oh!
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Good.
I've been expecting you.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you. We will.
Pardon me.
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Ready? Give!
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She said "make yourself at home,"
not obnoxious!
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Oh, quit kiddin', toots.
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You know you loved it.
Give me another kiss.
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Aaaaah! Ow!
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- Ugh, what a kisser!
- Oh, glad you appreciate it.
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- Yes. Er... let me see your hand.
- Certainly.
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- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oooh!
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Hey, that was mean!
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Come on, be nice.
Give me another kiss.
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Er... sure. Why not?
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You pooch, and I'll pucker.
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- Ready?
- And how!
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- Oh, isn't that fun?
- Ow! Ow!
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Oh, you're breakin' my heart.
Larry!
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Larry, help me! Help!
Larry, help me!
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- Help me!
- Oh, wait a minute. I'll get this.
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- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Hold it still there.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow!
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- It's out.
- Oh.
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Next time you'll remember
you came here on serious business.
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Yes, sir! Ma'am!
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Now, you have been ordered
to protect Professor Snead,
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the eminent scientist.
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You will work under cover.
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Yes, yes.
We will work under covers.
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Neither he or anyone else
must know who you are.
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You will go to his new house,
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and pretend you are carpet layers.
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Wait a minute!
I can't lay carpets.
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Why not?
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I'm not that rugged.
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Get it? Carpets? Rugged?
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Why, you...
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Now listen, you.
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We gotta find Shemp
and get over to Professor Snead's.
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- Number seven!
- Seven!
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Come on.
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That's Professor Snead's new house.
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I watched from here
when he moved in yesterday.
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So, we have him cornered at last.
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By now, his super rocket fuel
should be perfected. Yes, Rork?
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Yes, I think we can persuade him
to give us the formula.
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Ah! There he is now!
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There's no mistaking
that magnificent head of hair.
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Hiya, Professor.
Got nothin' to worry about.
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My men will have this job done
in a couple of hours.
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Good.
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Whose men?
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- Us men!
- That's better.
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Oh!
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Come on, start cuttin'.
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Oh!
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I swallowed the tacks!
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I'll... I'll...
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I'll be doggone!
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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Father, step into the laboratory.
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I've discovered something interesting.
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Just a moment, dear.
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I want you men to finish up
as quickly as possible.
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My work, shall we say,
is highly secret.
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Forget my name, forget you
ever came here. Is that clear?
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You betcha.
We won't breathe a word.
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- Good.
- Thank you, boys.
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Mmm!
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My toes! They're gone!
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Oh!
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Oh, there they are!
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So they are.
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Oh!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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Quit playin' around.
We gotta measure this joint.
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Take this tape over to the other wall.
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Go on!
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How many feet you got?
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Two.
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You skillet-head!
Gimme that tape!
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I'm sorry, Moe.
You asked for it!
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You asked for it, too.
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But... we'll forget it.
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- Get to nailin'!
- Yes, sir. Gladly.
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How did I get
in the cellar here?
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When the Professor comes out of
the house, we'll capture him.
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You will take him to Anemia.
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Leon and I will
remain at the Embassy.
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Yes, Captain.
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- Well, goodbye.
- Bye!
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Look, the Professor
has two assistants.
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Good! We'll take them, too!
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We'll grab a bite
of lunch and hurry back.
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We mustn't be gone too long.
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(WHISTLING
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Where'd those guys go that
was here a few minutes...
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Oh!
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Let go! My leg!
You're breakin' it! Ooh!
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Moe! Larry!
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Here we are, gentlemen!
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What a joint.
Reminds me of the reform school.
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Oh, did you stumble, Professor?
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- Anything wrong, Professor?
- No, I'm all right.
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Guard!
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Er... follow this soldier, gentlemen.
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He will lead you to the laboratory.
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Say, I beg your pardon.
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Do you have any idea
what we're doin'?
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Now that you mention it, no.
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Why don't you tell the General
he ain't Professor Snead?
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He couldn't invent no
rocket fuel in a million years.
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I beg your pardon.
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Wait a minute, you ignoramuses.
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If they find out we're undercover men,
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they'll go back
and grab the real Professor.
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We gotta make them think
we're really mixing rocket fuel,
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or they'll shoot us.
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Now, we gotta fool 'em. Savvy?
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You're right.
It's our duty to posterior!
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I wonder what this'll do?
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Pyrogalic acid!
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Say, that acts mighty powerful!
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Yeah! If they put that
in an aeroplane,
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something's bound to happen.
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- Get some more stuff.
- Okay, okay!
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How'd that mule get in here?
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You don't know my sleeve
from a jug, you jughead!
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Hey, it's burnin' the wood.
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Put it out, somebody.
Larry! Larry! Put the fire out.
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Larry, come on!
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Hey, it's strong enough.
Let's cork it.
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- Here's the cork.
- Okay, kid.
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There.
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Top o' the mornin'
to ya, Captain.
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And the rest of
the day for myself.
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Ah, but there's
good news today.
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Yes? You have the
super rocket fuel?
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You said it.
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With that stuff, a plane can go
fourteen hundred miles an hour.
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In low gear.
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Ssh!
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Splendid, splendid!
I congratulate you, Professor.
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Oh, think nothin' of it.
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You should give me the formula.
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Oh, yes, the formula.
Why, sure... sure...
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- Tell him, Professor.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, tell him.
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Me? Well, er...
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first, you put in a
half a pint of Ecktowhosis.
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- Ecktowhosis.
- No, no, Ecktowhatsis.
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- ...whatsis.
- Erm...
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- and four grams of Alkabob.
- Ah, so.
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- Then you pour in the Shishkobob.
- ...Shishkobob.
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Then you fold in the jigger
of, er... Sanscrofonia.
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Ah, splendid.
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Say, did I give you carbolic acid?
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I'd love to.
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Put down a squirt of Haratan.
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Spelt sidewards, it's er...
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Tahara...
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Ah, how you spell this, er...
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That's right, put it down.
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Yeah.
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Hiya!
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Colonel, what does this mean?
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It means you captured three impostors,
you dunderhead.
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This is Professor Snead!
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Yes, and unless you give us
that formula at once,
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you, your daughter,
and your friends all will be shot.
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I'm sorry, but I'm afraid
I can't help you.
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You see, General, my father
has a very poor memory.
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I've got a little booklet here.
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How to Train Your Memory
in Five Easy Lessons.
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Pardon me.
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Quiet. Thank you.
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Don't point.
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Perhaps a night in the dungeon
will refresh your memory.
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- Take them away!
- March!
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March!
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What is it?
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- What's the matter with you? Go ahead.
- All right, both hands were out that time.
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- Beep beep.
- Beep.
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I don't know what to do,
how to get outta this thing.
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Look, boys, we gotta get the keys
to the cell below from this guy,
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and release the Professor.
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Now, look, we'll straighten
the whole thing out, right?
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- Right.
- Shemp, guard the door.
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Routine number six.
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Okay.
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I personally brought you your
last meal before you are shot.
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Eat hearty!
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Pigs' feet smothered
in lubricating oil,
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raw potatoes
boiled in pure varnish,
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and head cheese
garnished with nails.
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Rusty nails.
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A-a-a-a-a...
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choo!
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Shemp, come on!
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Let's get him in that trunk.
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Up ya go!
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Now, these are
the keys to the cell below.
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We gotta get down there somehow.
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Yeah, but there's a guard outside.
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I got it!
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That rocket fuel we made.
It burned a hole in the table,
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it'll burn a hole in the floor.
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Right!
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You know, he's the most
intelligent imbecile I ever saw.
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Hey, how about me?
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Oh, you're much smarter.
You're just an imbecile.
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- Here it is, fellas!
- Get busy and make that hole.
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We'll watch the door.
Come on!
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Oh!
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Are you all right?
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Seize him!
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My neck! My neck!
You're killin' me!
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Wait, you're killin' me!
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I'll give up! Let go!
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Hang on!
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- Call the guard! Call the guard!
- Come back here!
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Stop it! Stop! Help! Help!
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Help! Help!
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- What's the guard's name?
- Ow!
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Help! Help!
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Quick, get in the Jeep.
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We'll make a dash for it.
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All right, start her up.
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It's empty! We're cooked!
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00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,428
Oh, no, we ain't.
I got the stuff!
257
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,679
I got the stuff!
258
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,139
Hey, wait a minute.
That ain't gas.
259
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,683
It may not be gas,
but it packs an awful wallop.
260
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603
Stop them! Shoot!
261
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,820
What happened?!
262
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,709
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