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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,229 --> 00:00:11,229 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,648 - Is George's wife called "Fig"? - Yeah. 3 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:34,551 "Fig"? What's her real name? 4 00:00:34,584 --> 00:00:36,854 Well, I genuinely can't remember. 5 00:00:36,888 --> 00:00:38,522 What was your nickname again? 6 00:00:38,555 --> 00:00:41,759 "Mongo"? "Rumpy"? 7 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:44,628 I'm ashamed to say... it was "Skippy". 8 00:00:44,662 --> 00:00:46,263 Ew... 9 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,999 I was kind of seen as the... 10 00:00:48,032 --> 00:00:50,300 captain of the party. 11 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,401 Oh, God! 12 00:00:51,435 --> 00:00:53,437 ♪ ...wanted to say ♪ 13 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,673 ♪ Only to realise ♪ 14 00:00:56,841 --> 00:00:59,844 ♪ It never really was ♪ 15 00:00:59,877 --> 00:01:06,249 ♪ She had a place in his life... ♪ 16 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:07,952 Look, I feel like I should say they're really not... 17 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,420 - stereotypical posh people. - Really? 18 00:01:10,454 --> 00:01:11,989 They're cool, I promise. 19 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,758 And that's coming from "the captain of the party". 20 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:14,992 Oh, God! 21 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:17,260 Text... from Claire. 22 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:18,696 Oh! Thank you. 23 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,266 'Mate!' 24 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,936 'Welcome back, you fuckin' legend!' 25 00:01:28,472 --> 00:01:30,607 For fuck's sake! 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,943 Who else is gonna be there? 27 00:01:31,976 --> 00:01:33,778 Uh... yes. Just the old gang. 28 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,580 So... Archie, Fig, and George. 29 00:01:38,415 --> 00:01:39,516 And Claire. 30 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,854 Yeah! And Claire. 31 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:45,455 What? 32 00:01:45,489 --> 00:01:51,361 ♪ ...seems to be ♪ 33 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:54,531 ♪ Is always better than nothing ♪ 34 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:59,771 ♪ And nothing at all ♪ 35 00:01:59,804 --> 00:02:03,573 ♪ Keeps sending him somewhere back in her long ago... ♪ 36 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,622 Hey, mate. 37 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,892 You all right? 38 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:49,847 Fuck! 39 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:54,051 - Stop fucking... - Sorry, mate. 40 00:03:54,085 --> 00:03:56,386 Sorry, mate. Sorry. 41 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:57,955 Come here! 42 00:04:00,691 --> 00:04:02,827 Come back, you cunt! 43 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:07,497 Come back! 44 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:10,902 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 45 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:13,470 Fuck, fuck, fuck... Fuck! 46 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:16,874 What the fuck? 47 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,057 Hello. Excuse me, sorry... 48 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:07,725 Um, I don't suppose you know 49 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:10,861 where Cleeve Hill Manor is, do you? 50 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,629 I do, yeah. 51 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:19,704 Could... Sorry, and could you tell me where it is? 52 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,772 I can, yeah. 53 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:30,715 Good one, you got me. 54 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,017 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 55 00:05:34,085 --> 00:05:36,586 So, why d'you need to know? Lost? 56 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,725 - Yes. - Thought as much. 57 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,926 Yeah. 58 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:44,061 The old sat nav let you down, then, eh? 59 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:46,197 - Surprise, surprise. - Yeah. 60 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:49,834 - Long journey? - Yah. 61 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:51,534 Um... 62 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,904 sort of late for my own party, actually. It's my birthday. 63 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:56,774 Yeah, you need to loop back round, through the red gate, 64 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:58,743 bear left till you hit The Lamb Pub, 65 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,578 then straight shot through Dawny, and it's on your left. 66 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,780 Big iron-fronted thing. 67 00:06:02,813 --> 00:06:04,647 Yes, I remember. Thank you very much. 68 00:06:04,682 --> 00:06:06,150 Might come join you later! 69 00:06:06,183 --> 00:06:07,785 Yeah, well, I'll tell the others know! 70 00:06:07,818 --> 00:06:10,087 - Cheers again. Thanks. - Laters! 71 00:06:33,244 --> 00:06:35,578 Oi-oi! 72 00:06:38,282 --> 00:06:40,184 It's party time! 73 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:51,996 The skipper is here! 74 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,602 Wooh, wooh! 75 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:09,747 Guys? 76 00:07:31,402 --> 00:07:32,937 Guys? 77 00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:59,116 Back in a sec, mate! 78 00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:02,987 All right? 79 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,289 Hope you guys have been having a nice time? 80 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:06,423 What the fuck? 81 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:10,027 - Yeah, my thoughts exactly. - Pete... 82 00:10:11,395 --> 00:10:13,897 What are you doing here? 83 00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:16,367 - Fuck off, Archie. - No seriously, mate. 84 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:19,570 Oh, no! 85 00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:21,939 George's invite... 86 00:10:21,972 --> 00:10:24,308 - This is awful. - What? 87 00:10:25,409 --> 00:10:26,910 That was a joke, mate. 88 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:29,413 No, seriously, I mean, 89 00:10:29,446 --> 00:10:34,451 why would George want somebody else's birthday at his house? 90 00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:41,525 Jokes, mate! 91 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,261 - Stop it! - Oh, my God! Here he is! 92 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,496 Oh, hey! 93 00:10:45,529 --> 00:10:48,465 - Hey, stranger! - Hi, Claire Bear. 94 00:10:48,499 --> 00:10:50,968 Oh, my God, were you... were you waiting long? 95 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,237 No, no, just like... half an hour, hour and a half. 96 00:10:55,973 --> 00:10:59,109 So good to see that you got here in one piece! 97 00:10:59,143 --> 00:11:01,345 You're looking trim, mate. You look amazing. 98 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:05,316 Thanks. Thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah. Well... 99 00:11:05,349 --> 00:11:08,585 Yeah, I guess the Lebanese food is... 100 00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:11,221 ...fucking disgusting? 101 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,891 No, just a lot of fibre and pulses. 102 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,292 You have a bit of a beard as well. 103 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,994 Looks great. 104 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:20,264 You all right? 105 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:22,066 Yeah, fine, yeah. 106 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,867 Look, sorry, we thought you'd be ages 107 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,602 cos of the accident on the M5. 108 00:11:25,636 --> 00:11:28,172 No. No, I just, uh... 109 00:11:28,205 --> 00:11:30,174 got lost and couldn't get through to you guys. 110 00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:32,376 Oh, shit. Well, we left you a note... 111 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:34,178 - Where? - Here you bell-end. 112 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:35,346 Where was that? 113 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:37,381 Found him! 114 00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:16,086 No, seriously, Harry... Harry, take it... Take it back! 115 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,056 All right, all right. I'll take it. 116 00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:20,991 Arch, be careful. 117 00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:26,029 Sorry, should probably introduce myself to the birthday boy. 118 00:12:26,063 --> 00:12:28,532 - All right, mate? - Leader of the pack, huh? 119 00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:30,434 I heard a lot about you. 120 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:33,570 Apparently, one of the funniest guys on the planet. 121 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:37,941 Uh... 122 00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:40,077 Oh, come here, you big fanny! 123 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:43,013 Birthday boy needs a hug... and a stripper. 124 00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:44,314 - And that's me! - Oh... 125 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,582 Oh, yeah. 126 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:47,151 - Shh! - Oh! 127 00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:50,421 Hey! 128 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,258 Hey, what's that? Fuckin' hell! 129 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,959 Yeah, you gave me a boner. 130 00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:58,028 What? You got an erection? 131 00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:00,297 - It's just... just my phone. - He's got an erection! 132 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,065 None of that! I'm not here for that, mate. 133 00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:05,002 - Go and help Archie, Harry. - I'm not here for that! 134 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,503 Stop molesting Pete, all right? 135 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,105 - Jeez! - Oh, my God! 136 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:09,674 Who is that? 137 00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:12,976 We found him down the pub. 138 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,512 He was challenging farmers to rap battles. 139 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,348 You'll love him, he is classic. A real local. 140 00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:26,990 How is the portraiture, Claire? You, got any new commissions? 141 00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:30,060 Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine. 142 00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:31,462 What does that mean? 143 00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:33,630 I sometimes feel 144 00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:35,599 that I don't really have anything to say as an artist. 145 00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,067 You know, I'm just... 146 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,069 like, I'm just a stupid posh girl 147 00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,038 painting portraits of other posh people. 148 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,372 You're being really hard on yourself. 149 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,208 I mean, I'd love to see any new stuff. 150 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,778 - Uh, rule number seven! - What's that? 151 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:49,646 - Oh... - Oh, it was "no talking shop". 152 00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:52,115 Yeah! No, no, you really should drink for that, Pete. 153 00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:54,117 Right, got it. Understood. 154 00:13:54,151 --> 00:13:57,655 "Oonderstood..." "Oonderstood!" 155 00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:59,623 Mate, are you speaking in a northern accent? 156 00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:01,625 What? 157 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:03,661 All night your accent's been northern. 158 00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:07,164 Is this part of your new 'edgy Pete'? 159 00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:08,465 'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys, 160 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,033 am I speaking in a northern accent right now? 161 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,236 Shut up, Arch. Just down your drink, Pete. 162 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,304 You did break a rule. 163 00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:16,373 - OK. - Drink it, mate! 164 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:19,076 Down it, down it, down it... 165 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,680 Down it! Down it! Down it...! 166 00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:26,116 - Pressure! Whoo! - There's a lot... lot in there. 167 00:14:26,718 --> 00:14:28,485 Yeah... Oh... 168 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,622 Oh, come on. 169 00:14:31,656 --> 00:14:34,157 - What's that? - Gonna leave a bit in there. 170 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:36,126 Wow! 171 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,129 A really funny thing happened to me on the way up here. 172 00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:40,698 Well, not really funny... quite funny. 173 00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:43,367 - Yeah, when I was lost... - Arch, check this out! 174 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,636 ...messing about on country roads, 175 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:49,774 I got a bit lost as you got from my texts... 176 00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:51,642 Have a look. 177 00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:55,178 ...searching for that bloody red gate! 178 00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:57,614 Oh, my God, it won! 179 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:01,485 This guy told me to put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1. 180 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:03,587 It's just come in fucking second! 181 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:04,856 I'm up five hundred quid! 182 00:15:04,889 --> 00:15:06,658 Bloody hell! Why didn't you bet yourself? 183 00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:08,693 Oh, I don't like to gamble. It's a dirty habit. 184 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:10,227 It's, like, figuring out the odds. 185 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,329 You know, I'm Devon's answer to Rain Man! 186 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,668 Sorry, Pete, you was telling a story? 187 00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:18,235 Oh, yeah. Uh... 188 00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:20,304 Well, it was just about me on the way up here. 189 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,139 I was pretty f... I mean, 190 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,108 I was lost, basically, completely and utterly, 191 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:30,882 and I was forced to interact with this really strange man, 192 00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:35,720 kind of a cliché spooky local type character. Um... 193 00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:37,789 I wound down the window and said, 194 00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:41,525 "Excuse me, do you know the way to Cleeve Hill Manor?", 195 00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:43,360 to which he replied, "Yerp!" 196 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:46,330 But then didn't tell me. 197 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,165 Just silence. 198 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,634 So I said, "Well, could you tell me where it is, please?", 199 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,904 to which he replied, "Yerp, I can." 200 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,206 So, I was just thinking, "Oh, God, 201 00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:59,242 "please gimme a break here, dude. 202 00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:02,145 "I feel like I'm in a bad horror film or something." 203 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:06,216 And then, as I drove off, he shouted, "See ya later", 204 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:09,286 and I just thought, "Jesus Christ, I really hope I don't." 205 00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:12,255 Sorry, guys, this is Norman. 206 00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:14,625 And Norman, this is Harry, Archie, Claire. 207 00:16:14,659 --> 00:16:15,793 You know Fig, obviously. 208 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,562 - And this is Pete. - All right? 209 00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:21,365 I've filled the ice machine in the cellar. 210 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,800 Thank you so much. What you drinking? 211 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,401 Nah, you're all right. 212 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:26,838 I'll leave you to your funny impressions. 213 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:33,310 No, that wasn't... That wasn't an impression of you. 214 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,179 Now he's lying as well. 215 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:41,886 Oh, I switched the heating on in the pool, too, 216 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,688 in case you wanted to brave it. 217 00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,757 - Thanks, Norman. - Thank you so much. 218 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,292 See you, then. 219 00:16:51,361 --> 00:16:53,530 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thanks. 220 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,973 Right. 221 00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:04,374 You know what room you're staying in, Pete? 222 00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:05,710 I didn't want to presume. 223 00:17:05,743 --> 00:17:08,780 The Rose room. So, lovely double for you and Sonia. 224 00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,347 Great. 225 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,416 But Harry is gonna be on the sofa bed for tonight, 226 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,985 is that cool? 227 00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:15,352 Awesome. 228 00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:49,954 Long hot soak for your bones. 229 00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:52,824 Nothing better. 230 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,928 Don't worry, I won't be long. 231 00:17:56,961 --> 00:17:59,864 I'm mainly doing the upper lip. 232 00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:01,465 Only place I can seem to grow it. 233 00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:06,403 So, how do you know this lot, then? 234 00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:09,573 Uh, we are friends from university. 235 00:18:10,742 --> 00:18:12,509 They're a cracking lot. 236 00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,012 Cracking. 237 00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:17,815 Fun though, innit? 238 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:20,718 University? 239 00:18:20,752 --> 00:18:23,888 No, being with your mates. 240 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:26,323 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 241 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,560 How old are you lot? 242 00:18:31,628 --> 00:18:33,597 Well, I'm thirty-one exactly. 243 00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:37,300 Thirty-one, having fun. 244 00:18:41,605 --> 00:18:43,440 How old do you think I am? 245 00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:45,877 Um... 246 00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,713 - Thirty-six? - Forty! 247 00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:52,750 Forty years old. 248 00:18:57,889 --> 00:19:00,024 Thick at the base, 249 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,425 goes into a point, 250 00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:04,662 slightly strangulated in the middle. 251 00:19:07,031 --> 00:19:08,733 - Excuse me? - Your cock! 252 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,034 Ha! 253 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,469 So it's true, then. 254 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,872 You are the shy one. 255 00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:21,979 Fucking... what? 256 00:20:58,075 --> 00:21:00,077 Fucking make an effort, mate. 257 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,685 - There he is... - Hey! 258 00:21:07,718 --> 00:21:10,688 - Smells so good. - Got a drink? 259 00:21:10,721 --> 00:21:14,158 - Um... I think I'm OK for now. - Mate, come on! 260 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,960 You're having a little wicky with me, mate. 261 00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:17,527 OK. 262 00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:26,237 - Hey. - Oh, yep. Thank you. 263 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,605 - Don't tell Pops. - Absolutely not. Cheers! 264 00:21:28,638 --> 00:21:30,708 - Cheers! - Cheers, mate! Cheers! 265 00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:33,110 Mm! 266 00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:37,248 Dude, it is, um... It is so nice of you to do all this. 267 00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:39,984 Weird thing to say. You're still one of my best mates, Pete. 268 00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:41,652 Obviously! 269 00:21:41,686 --> 00:21:43,520 No, I just... I don't know. 270 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,555 Yeah, these last few years have been so crazy, 271 00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,092 and I feel bad I haven't been back more. 272 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,795 Pete, you were always gonna do something different. 273 00:21:50,828 --> 00:21:54,597 Selfishly, I've missed you, but... this refugee shit - 274 00:21:54,631 --> 00:21:56,200 I'm fucking proud of you. It sounds heavy. 275 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,169 Thanks, man, that means so much coming from you. 276 00:21:58,202 --> 00:21:59,804 No, you're actually doing something good. 277 00:21:59,837 --> 00:22:02,673 You know, making up for your past crimes. 278 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,879 What do you mean, "past crimes"? 279 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,515 Well, no, I mean, just being a reprobate. 280 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,252 Right. Yeah. 281 00:22:15,286 --> 00:22:18,789 Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it cos I'm passionate about it. 282 00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:20,658 Yeah. Of course. 283 00:22:27,564 --> 00:22:29,532 Oh, man, Harry... 284 00:22:31,235 --> 00:22:33,904 - He is a character. - Yeah, he is ridiculous. 285 00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:37,308 - Yeah. He's kind of... - Fucking funny. 286 00:22:37,341 --> 00:22:39,576 Mm. 287 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:41,746 Yeah, it's weird, I, uh... 288 00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:44,815 I almost feel, like... shy around him. 289 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,318 Why? 290 00:22:47,351 --> 00:22:49,787 I don't know. 291 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,655 Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. 292 00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:54,692 I mean, you didn't tell him I was shy, did you? 293 00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:57,294 What? No! We told him you were great. 294 00:22:58,329 --> 00:23:00,831 Yeah. Forget it. 295 00:23:00,865 --> 00:23:03,134 So, tell me about you and Sonia! All going well? 296 00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,669 Oh, yes. Yeah, really well. 297 00:23:05,703 --> 00:23:07,872 And actually, you're the first person, of course, 298 00:23:07,905 --> 00:23:09,606 - that I'm telling this to... - Uh-oh. 299 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,709 ...but I'm thinking of proposing. 300 00:23:11,742 --> 00:23:13,110 We're to France in June, 301 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:14,812 and it just feels like the right time. 302 00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:16,247 Oh, mate, that's awesome. 303 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,015 Yeah, well, I mean, assuming she says yes. 304 00:23:18,049 --> 00:23:19,717 Ooh, yeah. God, that would be very awkward. 305 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,318 Maybe don't do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 306 00:23:21,352 --> 00:23:22,953 It's a long walk down. 307 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,624 Yeah, oh, and maybe, you know, don't tell Claire. 308 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,593 Why? 309 00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:34,298 Pete. Come on. 310 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,300 She's clearly still a bit in love with you. 311 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,769 She might not take it well. 312 00:23:40,371 --> 00:23:41,872 Wow. 313 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,209 Yeah, of course. 314 00:23:45,242 --> 00:23:46,911 Poor Claire. 315 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,783 Yeah, you should know, man, she, uh... 316 00:23:52,817 --> 00:23:54,785 She tried to kill herself. 317 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:58,322 - What? - I mean... 318 00:24:00,057 --> 00:24:04,195 She's always had a tendency to be sad, but I just guess... 319 00:24:04,228 --> 00:24:07,731 she was sadder than we all saw, I suppose. 320 00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:11,335 And when did she do it? 321 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,672 Uh... just before you left, I think. 322 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:21,078 Look, don't freak out. 323 00:24:21,112 --> 00:24:23,114 OK? No, she's absolutely fine now. 324 00:24:23,147 --> 00:24:24,715 Let's just keep the weekend light, yeah? 325 00:24:24,748 --> 00:24:26,283 Come on! Hey, to you and Sonia! 326 00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:31,822 Cocktails? 327 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,792 Yeah. 328 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,832 Do you guys remember Jess Sanderson? 329 00:24:41,866 --> 00:24:44,668 - Yes. - Fuck me, she was so fit. 330 00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:46,003 You were obsessed. 331 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:48,005 - Ever see her throw a javelin? - What? 332 00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:50,241 She could throw a javelin so fucking far, 333 00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:52,910 I used to go and watch her do athletics. 334 00:24:52,943 --> 00:24:54,345 I was such a fucking pervert, 335 00:24:54,378 --> 00:24:56,313 and I just really loved the fact 336 00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:58,916 that she could probably bench-press me. 337 00:24:58,949 --> 00:25:00,384 Pete, you banged her, didn't you? 338 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,219 - Yes! - Pete got with everyone. 339 00:25:02,253 --> 00:25:03,988 He was the most player of all our friends. 340 00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,222 Well, I'm not surprised. 341 00:25:05,256 --> 00:25:06,957 The way he sat there holding that cocktail, 342 00:25:06,991 --> 00:25:09,827 it's like we got James Bond sat here in the room with us, innit? 343 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:10,961 Double-O-Seven! 344 00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:15,466 Yeah, one of the kids in the refugee camp said 345 00:25:15,499 --> 00:25:17,368 I looked like Daniel Craig. 346 00:25:17,401 --> 00:25:19,937 - Really? - Yeah. 347 00:25:19,970 --> 00:25:21,872 Some of those kids were just so amazing. 348 00:25:21,906 --> 00:25:23,874 - Mm. - Cool, man. 349 00:25:28,345 --> 00:25:32,316 So, have you told Sonia about your sordid past? 350 00:25:32,349 --> 00:25:36,120 Uh, yes, yes. I've come clean about Skippy. 351 00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:38,889 Weird to think that we even kissed. 352 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,060 I don't think we did. 353 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,295 Don't deny... 354 00:25:44,328 --> 00:25:47,031 Yeah, second night of fresher's week. 355 00:25:47,064 --> 00:25:48,732 - I... - George? 356 00:25:48,766 --> 00:25:50,034 Is there something I should know about? 357 00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:51,936 - Sorry. - No, honestly, 358 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:55,005 - I don't remember this at all. - What? Now, come off it! 359 00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:58,776 No girl can forget a night of passion with Double-O-Seven. 360 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:01,045 Can they? Eh? Oi, George, you got any guns? 361 00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:03,447 - Yeah, fucking loads. - Let's get Pete a gun! 362 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,282 Take a photo - we'll send it in to Hollywood. 363 00:26:05,316 --> 00:26:06,917 They haven't chosen a new Bond yet, have they? 364 00:26:06,951 --> 00:26:08,752 Right, well, let's get a gun. 365 00:26:08,786 --> 00:26:11,155 - Oh, no...! - George stop him! 366 00:26:11,188 --> 00:26:13,057 - Harry! - Oh, God! 367 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:15,759 Wait, who was it that, um... 368 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:18,462 - Who was it that pulled Plank? - Oh, yes! 369 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,998 No, actually, no one pulled Plank, 370 00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:23,033 but he did smooch a pooch. 371 00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:25,502 - A dog! He kissed a dog! - Yeah, that little pug! 372 00:26:25,536 --> 00:26:27,538 Sorry? "Plank"? 373 00:26:27,571 --> 00:26:28,973 Plank, yeah. 374 00:26:30,074 --> 00:26:32,209 - Do you not remember? - No. 375 00:26:32,243 --> 00:26:35,479 Plank, as in the wild card. 376 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:39,416 He came round, with the big wheel of cheese. 377 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:41,285 He was dressed as a fucking wizard! 378 00:26:41,318 --> 00:26:43,254 Yeah... vaguely. 379 00:26:43,287 --> 00:26:45,856 Mate, you do remember the wild card tradition, right? 380 00:26:45,889 --> 00:26:47,491 When we'd bring a randommer back to the house? 381 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,059 Yeah, I remember that. 382 00:26:49,093 --> 00:26:50,527 I always thought it was a bit cruel, to be honest. 383 00:26:50,561 --> 00:26:54,265 What? You used to fucking love it! 384 00:26:54,298 --> 00:26:55,966 Saved you, Pete! 385 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,802 They are hosting a nervous nelly! 386 00:27:06,977 --> 00:27:08,412 Anyway, I would have Skyped more, 387 00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:12,516 but we all had to share this one computer in the camps. 388 00:27:14,184 --> 00:27:15,953 And it was actually pretty amazing, 389 00:27:15,986 --> 00:27:18,422 we started with, like, zero infrastructure... 390 00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:20,391 So you're gonna propose to Sonia? 391 00:27:20,424 --> 00:27:22,192 Jesus! 392 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:24,895 - Who told you that? - It's great. 393 00:27:24,928 --> 00:27:26,130 Yeah, sorry, who told you that? 394 00:27:26,163 --> 00:27:27,865 Is that... 395 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,566 I think your phone's buzzing. 396 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,201 Yeah. 397 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:33,404 - I'll, uh... - Sure. 398 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:36,974 See ya. 399 00:27:37,007 --> 00:27:38,342 'Hey! You having fun?' 400 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:42,046 Yeah! Yeah, just, um... It's a bit, um... 401 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:43,447 'What?' 402 00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,150 Nah, it's just... I guess I thought 403 00:27:46,183 --> 00:27:48,485 that everyone would've grown up a bit more. 404 00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:52,856 Um... Yeah, we're in George's parents' house, 405 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:54,892 drinking George's dad's whisky. 406 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:58,128 I'm being mean. Just... I can't wait for you to get here. 407 00:27:58,162 --> 00:28:01,265 - 'Is everyone there?' - Yeah, full house. 408 00:28:01,298 --> 00:28:03,500 Plus some random guy called Harry 409 00:28:03,534 --> 00:28:05,235 that they picked up in the pub! 410 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,603 'Oh, my God.' 411 00:28:06,637 --> 00:28:08,505 Yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone by the time you're here, 412 00:28:08,539 --> 00:28:10,541 - but very funny. - 'Weird. 413 00:28:10,574 --> 00:28:13,410 'Listen, babe, this internet guy's really fucking us around. 414 00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:15,646 'I'm gonna have to wait till the afternoon to let him in. 415 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,449 'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.' 416 00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:22,086 Yeah, no problem. Love you. 417 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,288 'You too. I'm sorry. Love you.' 418 00:29:14,438 --> 00:29:16,640 Mate! Are you fucking listening? 419 00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:18,208 Yes! Sorry, Archie. 420 00:29:18,242 --> 00:29:22,479 Um, so... I'm sorry, mate, you're setting up an app? 421 00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:25,315 It's not a fucking app! It's crowdfunding for thrill seekers. 422 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:26,417 Right! 423 00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,618 It's about linking people together 424 00:29:27,651 --> 00:29:30,487 who want to go on tailored adventure holidays, you know, 425 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,156 but they need to go in a group 426 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:34,558 to make it more financially viable. 427 00:29:34,591 --> 00:29:38,061 So, let's say you want to go chasing whales on jet skis 428 00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:39,296 or some shit like that... 429 00:29:39,329 --> 00:29:41,565 Yeah, Arch, cos that definitely sounds legal. 430 00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:44,201 Don't invest, then, Claire. 431 00:29:44,234 --> 00:29:46,570 You know, but most of your friends are too pussy to do it, 432 00:29:46,603 --> 00:29:49,173 so we team you up with some Saffa meatheads 433 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,608 who are up for a weendish time. 434 00:29:51,642 --> 00:29:54,511 Um... It'd still be, like, expensive, though, wouldn't it? 435 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:55,979 Right. 436 00:29:56,013 --> 00:29:58,716 Well, I mean, you're not saving money, are you? 437 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:01,418 You're just kind of linking rich people with rich people. 438 00:30:01,452 --> 00:30:05,289 Yeah... who are up for a weendish time. 439 00:30:05,322 --> 00:30:07,692 I mean, it's better that way, though. 440 00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:09,460 At least you're not having your holiday ruined 441 00:30:09,493 --> 00:30:12,764 - by some random pez. - "Pez"? 442 00:30:12,797 --> 00:30:14,732 Pez! Peasant! Pezo! Come on, mate. 443 00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:16,333 Fucking hell, Archie! 444 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:18,068 What? Mate, you used to say that shit all the time. 445 00:30:18,101 --> 00:30:19,570 No, I fucking didn't. 446 00:30:19,603 --> 00:30:23,140 Also, like... just have a little bit of, you know, awareness. 447 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:28,011 - What? Harry? - What's that? 448 00:30:28,045 --> 00:30:29,480 He's worried that you'd be offended 449 00:30:29,513 --> 00:30:32,182 by me referring to peasants as pezes. 450 00:30:32,216 --> 00:30:33,617 Woah! 451 00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:35,486 Fucking hell, are you calling me a peasant, are you, Pete? 452 00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:38,021 - No. - You sort of were, mate. 453 00:30:38,055 --> 00:30:39,757 - Let's just move on. - Oh! 454 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,493 His lordship wants us to move on. OK! Fair enough, OK! 455 00:30:42,526 --> 00:30:44,361 Well, sir, I've left your potty upstairs for you, 456 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,263 and I'll come upstairs and wipe your bum-bum. 457 00:30:46,296 --> 00:30:48,165 Actually do it! 458 00:30:48,198 --> 00:30:50,334 Actually do it! 459 00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:51,769 This calls for gear. 460 00:30:51,803 --> 00:30:53,637 No, Archie! No, not at the table. 461 00:30:53,671 --> 00:30:55,673 - Pete, come on. - No, thank you, Archie. 462 00:30:55,707 --> 00:30:57,174 No, no, it's a good point, actually. 463 00:30:57,207 --> 00:30:59,276 Gotta save some energy for the b-day boy. 464 00:30:59,309 --> 00:31:01,545 Main event is tomorrow. Big surprise for Petie! 465 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:11,221 Yeah, well, in which case I'd better... better get to bed. 466 00:31:11,255 --> 00:31:12,523 - Get some sleep. - Don't be a bell-end. 467 00:31:12,556 --> 00:31:14,124 No, you're not... OK, OK! 468 00:31:14,157 --> 00:31:16,326 Wait, wait.... I'm gonna do... yeah! 469 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,063 OK, I just want to say, um... happy birthday, Pete! 470 00:31:20,097 --> 00:31:21,298 I know it's been a while 471 00:31:21,331 --> 00:31:23,267 since we've all been under the same roof. 472 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:26,838 I mean, the last, what, eight, nine years 473 00:31:26,871 --> 00:31:29,106 has really gone by fast, 474 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:32,543 and it's just so nice that it all still feels so natural. 475 00:31:32,576 --> 00:31:34,278 Yeah, hear-hear. 476 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:40,083 And I just wanted to say, you know after my, uh, blip... 477 00:31:41,719 --> 00:31:46,123 it really made me realise how lucky I am to have you guys. 478 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:49,092 Um, and I couldn't have got through any of it without you. 479 00:31:49,126 --> 00:31:50,494 So... All of you. 480 00:31:53,196 --> 00:31:56,166 Uh, so, yeah, happy birthday, Pete. 481 00:31:56,199 --> 00:31:58,268 Ah! Happy birthday to Pete! 482 00:32:09,212 --> 00:32:11,548 - Off to bed, too? - Just getting some ciggies. 483 00:32:11,582 --> 00:32:13,718 Right... Sorry not to stay up. 484 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:17,120 Just wanted to save some energy for tomorrow. 485 00:32:17,154 --> 00:32:18,856 Listen, Pete. 486 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:21,793 Just so you know, you're not doing too well. 487 00:32:25,797 --> 00:32:27,130 What? 488 00:32:27,164 --> 00:32:28,498 This weekend so far... 489 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:31,501 I mean, you've been a bit crap, haven't you? 490 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,137 Claiming that we pulled in first year. 491 00:32:34,171 --> 00:32:37,441 And then rubbing Claire's nose in your supposed engagement. 492 00:32:37,474 --> 00:32:39,777 - I didn't tell her that. - Well, she knows. 493 00:32:39,811 --> 00:32:42,613 And I mean... You're not actually engaged, are you? 494 00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:45,616 So, it's hardly news. 495 00:32:45,649 --> 00:32:48,720 I just thought you should know. It's not a good start. 496 00:34:45,903 --> 00:34:47,604 What the fuck? 497 00:34:47,637 --> 00:34:49,272 Sorry. 498 00:34:59,549 --> 00:35:00,918 Ugh! 499 00:35:08,391 --> 00:35:09,861 Oh, man! 500 00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:12,697 Motherfucker... 501 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,816 - Are those my pills? - Excuse me? 502 00:35:31,849 --> 00:35:33,684 I said, are those my pills? 503 00:35:33,718 --> 00:35:35,787 These are Rennie's. Do you want one? 504 00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:38,555 - No. - No? 505 00:35:38,588 --> 00:35:40,024 No. 506 00:35:52,703 --> 00:35:54,038 Good night. 507 00:35:54,705 --> 00:35:56,040 Good night. 508 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:09,720 Ha! 509 00:36:36,413 --> 00:36:37,748 What is that? 510 00:36:40,818 --> 00:36:42,419 Harry? 511 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:43,888 Did you hear that? 512 00:36:45,656 --> 00:36:46,724 Harry? 513 00:36:54,866 --> 00:36:56,701 Hey, Claire, what... Are you OK? 514 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,703 Can you hear that? 515 00:36:58,736 --> 00:37:00,470 What is it? 516 00:37:00,503 --> 00:37:02,740 I don't know, I think... 517 00:37:02,773 --> 00:37:05,542 I think someone's let a dog into the house. 518 00:37:05,575 --> 00:37:07,577 I don't know. 519 00:37:08,545 --> 00:37:10,513 Oh, my God. So funny. 520 00:37:10,547 --> 00:37:12,817 Yeah. It must be trapped or something. 521 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,421 You do know that this is all your fault. 522 00:37:20,091 --> 00:37:21,792 What is? 523 00:37:22,793 --> 00:37:23,861 Everything. 524 00:37:25,062 --> 00:37:26,097 No! 525 00:40:02,386 --> 00:40:04,155 All right, Archie? 526 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:07,825 Did you pull an all-nighter? 527 00:40:09,126 --> 00:40:10,627 Yeah. 528 00:40:13,297 --> 00:40:15,132 Was it worth it? 529 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,736 What the fuck kind of question is that? 530 00:40:20,037 --> 00:40:22,073 Yeah, fair enough. 531 00:40:22,106 --> 00:40:23,606 As you were. 532 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,109 Yeah. 533 00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:34,752 Yeah! 534 00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:37,955 - Morning, morning, morning. - Hey! 535 00:40:37,988 --> 00:40:39,256 Morning! 536 00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:43,727 Sleep well? 537 00:40:43,761 --> 00:40:46,197 Yeah. 538 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:48,065 You slept very deeply, it seemed. 539 00:40:48,099 --> 00:40:50,633 Ah, never better. That bed's lush. 540 00:40:50,668 --> 00:40:52,269 - Thanking you, George. - Ketchup? 541 00:40:52,303 --> 00:40:54,371 No. Not with tomato. 542 00:40:58,976 --> 00:41:00,211 Ooh... 543 00:41:09,987 --> 00:41:12,323 God. This looks great, guys. 544 00:41:12,356 --> 00:41:13,924 Oh, sorry, mate. Help yourself. 545 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:15,359 No, no, yeah. 546 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:20,164 'You're listening to West Coast Classics today 547 00:41:20,197 --> 00:41:21,799 'at 9:35.' 548 00:41:24,034 --> 00:41:25,836 Oh, yes. 549 00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:30,307 I had such weird dreams last night. 550 00:41:30,341 --> 00:41:33,410 Really, um... Really, like, nasty. 551 00:41:33,444 --> 00:41:35,246 You did have quite a lot of cheese. 552 00:41:35,279 --> 00:41:37,181 No kidding! 553 00:41:38,849 --> 00:41:40,718 Should've had a Rennie. 554 00:41:43,721 --> 00:41:45,723 Claire must be feeling it. Is she still in bed? 555 00:41:45,756 --> 00:41:46,891 She's gone. 556 00:41:50,861 --> 00:41:52,696 What? Why? 557 00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:54,765 Well, why do you think? 558 00:41:54,798 --> 00:41:57,134 Probably cos you told her about the engagement. 559 00:41:58,502 --> 00:42:00,804 Sorry, I didn't tell her anything! 560 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,476 - Harry, did you? - Don't bring Harry into this. 561 00:42:05,509 --> 00:42:06,944 Say what, sorry? 562 00:42:06,977 --> 00:42:08,913 Well, telling Claire about my engagement. 563 00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:12,416 I mean, you did hear yesterday in the kitchen, so... 564 00:42:13,517 --> 00:42:15,686 I'm a little bit lost here, Peter. 565 00:42:17,354 --> 00:42:19,757 Right, and why are you doing that accent now? 566 00:42:21,058 --> 00:42:22,927 What accent? 567 00:42:24,361 --> 00:42:27,231 Also, I didn't say you could borrow my hoodie. 568 00:42:27,264 --> 00:42:29,200 Well, I'm not wearing your hoodie, Pete. 569 00:42:29,233 --> 00:42:32,369 Unless you shop at Mo Valley Farm... 570 00:42:37,942 --> 00:42:39,443 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Pete! Stop it! 571 00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:41,345 Right, fine. 572 00:42:41,378 --> 00:42:44,181 Sorry. Sorry, Harry. Just, um... 573 00:42:44,215 --> 00:42:46,317 I think I'm just tired after a weird night. 574 00:42:46,350 --> 00:42:48,285 Don't worry. You're probably just paranoid 575 00:42:48,319 --> 00:42:50,854 about everything that happened yesterday. 576 00:42:50,888 --> 00:42:52,323 No, he ain't. 577 00:42:52,356 --> 00:42:54,058 You feel bad about Claire. 578 00:42:54,091 --> 00:42:56,093 I didn't tell her, I promise. 579 00:42:56,126 --> 00:42:57,761 And if you didn't, then I don't know who did. 580 00:42:57,795 --> 00:42:59,330 Pete, chill out! She's probably fine, OK? 581 00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:03,234 Just, you know... get stuck into your breakfast, mate. 582 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:19,383 Fun day ahead. 583 00:44:15,539 --> 00:44:18,075 Down on the fucking floor! 584 00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:25,916 Cheer up, mate. It's not loaded. 585 00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:28,285 Fucking hell, that's dangerous. 586 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:32,356 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 587 00:44:32,389 --> 00:44:34,158 All right, yeah. So last year, then? 588 00:44:34,191 --> 00:44:37,027 Ha-ha, very funny. Come on, everyone's waiting. 589 00:44:37,061 --> 00:44:39,563 - Actually, Archie! Archie! - Yes, mate? 590 00:44:46,370 --> 00:44:49,239 - Sorry. - What's up, mate? 591 00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:50,874 Um... 592 00:44:51,575 --> 00:44:54,411 - Harry. - Yeah? 593 00:44:54,445 --> 00:44:56,580 Look, I'm just going to say this... 594 00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:58,382 And I feel like I can with you. 595 00:44:58,415 --> 00:45:01,251 Of course you can. 596 00:45:01,285 --> 00:45:07,458 I feel like Harry is, like, fucking with me... 597 00:45:07,491 --> 00:45:10,427 - or doesn't like me. - Uh! 598 00:45:10,461 --> 00:45:13,130 - Or... - He's been a dick to you? 599 00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:16,433 Well, have you not... Yeah, well... Yeah, kind of. 600 00:45:16,467 --> 00:45:19,203 I mean, I don't know, I just feel like he's got it in for me. 601 00:45:19,236 --> 00:45:20,971 That's just what I'm feeling. 602 00:45:21,004 --> 00:45:25,075 I mean, he hasn't said anything bad about you, not to me anyway. 603 00:45:25,109 --> 00:45:28,345 OK. Also... I think I recognise him. 604 00:45:28,379 --> 00:45:31,115 - It's weird. - Mate, I'm sure you don't. 605 00:45:35,419 --> 00:45:37,121 Right. 606 00:45:37,154 --> 00:45:39,623 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. 607 00:45:39,657 --> 00:45:41,458 All right? No one messes with my friend. 608 00:45:41,492 --> 00:45:44,528 - Don't do that. - Come here. 609 00:45:44,561 --> 00:45:46,930 Oh, my God. Fucking hell, you stink. 610 00:45:46,964 --> 00:45:48,999 - Do I? - Yeah. 611 00:45:49,032 --> 00:45:50,634 Are you gonna bring this on the walk? 612 00:45:50,668 --> 00:45:55,506 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 613 00:45:55,539 --> 00:45:57,508 You really should try and get some sleep. 614 00:45:57,541 --> 00:45:59,209 Yeah. 615 00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:03,947 Fuck! 616 00:46:03,981 --> 00:46:06,984 That was loaded, actually. 617 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:10,154 - Hurry up, mate. - Yeah, coming, coming, coming. 618 00:46:14,091 --> 00:46:15,993 - Come on, you bell-end. - Yes, yes, yes... 619 00:46:18,395 --> 00:46:20,531 Sorry, mate, thought you were in... 620 00:46:20,564 --> 00:46:22,366 Whoa! Whoops! 621 00:46:24,268 --> 00:46:25,469 Fuck off, Archie. 622 00:46:25,502 --> 00:46:27,672 Mate, come on. We're waiting. 623 00:46:27,705 --> 00:46:29,606 - See you, mate! - Oh, come on! 624 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,208 Toot-toot! 625 00:46:36,313 --> 00:46:38,148 Are you serious? 626 00:47:02,172 --> 00:47:05,142 No, don't close the door... Fuck! 627 00:47:05,175 --> 00:47:07,277 They done a runner on us, have they? 628 00:47:07,311 --> 00:47:08,545 Classic! 629 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:10,447 - You got your car keys? - No. 630 00:47:10,481 --> 00:47:11,783 Let's just head straight to the pub. 631 00:47:11,816 --> 00:47:14,418 I know a shortcut. We'll probably meet 'em there. 632 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:30,735 Tonight should be good, shouldn't it? 633 00:47:30,768 --> 00:47:32,236 Mm. 634 00:47:32,269 --> 00:47:34,104 Shame about Claire. 635 00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:37,574 She's beautiful, though, isn't she? 636 00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:39,510 In a sort of tragic 637 00:47:39,543 --> 00:47:42,479 "I might kill myself any moment" sort of way. 638 00:47:42,513 --> 00:47:44,381 Weird, though... 639 00:47:44,414 --> 00:47:45,817 What? 640 00:47:45,850 --> 00:47:48,118 Well, you know, you go out with someone at university, 641 00:47:48,151 --> 00:47:50,220 and then you remain friends, but you drift apart - 642 00:47:50,254 --> 00:47:51,588 you don't see them for five years. 643 00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:53,725 Well, I have seen Claire, so... 644 00:47:53,758 --> 00:47:55,192 When? 645 00:47:55,225 --> 00:47:57,528 Before I went abroad. We hung out a bunch. 646 00:47:57,561 --> 00:48:00,063 Oh, lovely. 647 00:48:00,097 --> 00:48:01,666 Rekindling old flames, was it? 648 00:48:01,699 --> 00:48:04,134 No! Sorry, that's none of your business. 649 00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:05,435 Say no more. 650 00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:07,404 It's nice you care about her. 651 00:48:07,437 --> 00:48:09,306 Watching over her... 652 00:48:09,339 --> 00:48:11,542 even when she's sleeping. 653 00:48:11,575 --> 00:48:14,679 Right, so you were spying on me last night? 654 00:48:14,712 --> 00:48:17,080 No, just a joke. 655 00:48:20,183 --> 00:48:21,418 You must be bricking it 656 00:48:21,451 --> 00:48:22,619 she's out there trying to top herself again. 657 00:48:22,654 --> 00:48:24,154 Oi, sorry, what is this? 658 00:48:25,389 --> 00:48:27,190 Like, why are you doing this? 659 00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:29,794 Is this cos... 660 00:48:29,827 --> 00:48:32,229 Did I wake you up in your car yesterday? 661 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,201 A few miles back, I can't remember where exactly, but... 662 00:48:38,235 --> 00:48:40,537 Were you sleeping in a car... and I woke you up? 663 00:48:40,571 --> 00:48:41,706 Cos if you did, it's fine. 664 00:48:41,739 --> 00:48:45,175 I don't care that you sleep in a car... 665 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,811 or that you treat your dog like that. 666 00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:48,412 Like what? 667 00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:51,683 Well, horribly. 668 00:48:51,716 --> 00:48:54,117 Pete, I don't have a dog. 669 00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:56,587 Plus I love animals, so... When even was this? 670 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,255 Yesterday afternoon! 671 00:48:59,590 --> 00:49:02,159 What, when I was down at the pub with your mates? 672 00:49:07,631 --> 00:49:10,467 Yeah, sorry... Let's just get to the pub. 673 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,369 All right. 674 00:49:12,402 --> 00:49:15,205 So, you got any fun uni stories, then? 675 00:49:15,238 --> 00:49:16,540 What was that one about that bloke - 676 00:49:16,573 --> 00:49:18,375 what was his name? Plank? 677 00:49:18,408 --> 00:49:19,711 Didn't know you knew about that. 678 00:49:19,744 --> 00:49:22,814 Oh, the others told me. Yeah, what was it he... 679 00:49:22,847 --> 00:49:26,283 Turned up to a house-party with a wheel of cheese? 680 00:49:26,316 --> 00:49:28,318 That's hysterical. 681 00:49:28,352 --> 00:49:30,354 Although, apparently your memory's 682 00:49:30,387 --> 00:49:32,623 a bit hazy on it, though... 683 00:49:32,657 --> 00:49:34,692 Seems to me like you're never in on the good jokes. 684 00:49:34,726 --> 00:49:37,327 Right, that's enough! I don't know what your problem is, 685 00:49:37,361 --> 00:49:40,364 but these are my friends, and this is my birthday, 686 00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:41,866 and I want you to leave, please. 687 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,534 Fuck off! 688 00:49:45,636 --> 00:49:47,772 Sorry. 689 00:49:47,805 --> 00:49:49,707 I can find my own way to the pub. 690 00:49:53,310 --> 00:49:55,445 - Right! - Yes. 691 00:51:53,965 --> 00:51:55,166 Surprise! 692 00:51:59,036 --> 00:52:00,537 Happy birthday! 693 00:52:00,570 --> 00:52:01,973 Ah! 694 00:52:04,675 --> 00:52:06,010 Happy birthday, mate! 695 00:52:06,944 --> 00:52:08,746 Happy birthday, mate. 696 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,315 They put me up to it. 697 00:52:12,349 --> 00:52:13,684 Fucking hell! 698 00:52:13,718 --> 00:52:16,520 - Bit much, guys. - The axe was my idea! 699 00:52:16,553 --> 00:52:18,421 No judgement if you've shat yourself, mate. 700 00:52:18,455 --> 00:52:20,490 Sorry, mate. We had to go ahead to set up. 701 00:52:20,524 --> 00:52:22,559 Hopefully, you'll forgive us. Check this out... 702 00:52:22,592 --> 00:52:24,662 Yeah! 703 00:52:24,695 --> 00:52:25,963 This is taking pub lunch to a new level, 704 00:52:25,997 --> 00:52:28,032 we have rented this whole place out! 705 00:52:28,065 --> 00:52:30,367 My idea! 706 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,904 Fucking hell, this is awesome! 707 00:52:32,937 --> 00:52:35,072 Party on! Wahey! 708 00:52:35,106 --> 00:52:36,774 Hey! 709 00:52:36,808 --> 00:52:38,341 Pathetic! 710 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,011 - Where's Claire? - I told you, she's gone. 711 00:52:40,044 --> 00:52:42,345 Yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure she's fine. Come on. 712 00:52:42,379 --> 00:52:44,982 Ah! Right! First round. 713 00:52:45,016 --> 00:52:48,119 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 714 00:52:48,152 --> 00:52:51,856 ♪ I feel it in my toes... ♪ 715 00:52:51,889 --> 00:52:53,490 Yes, boy! 716 00:52:53,523 --> 00:52:56,560 ♪ Love is all around me ♪ 717 00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:59,664 ♪ And so the feeling grows ♪ 718 00:52:59,697 --> 00:53:02,900 You know, I look back at myself when I was at uni, 719 00:53:02,934 --> 00:53:05,468 and I was just so insecure. 720 00:53:05,502 --> 00:53:08,572 Those terrible guys I dated... 721 00:53:08,605 --> 00:53:11,508 And in second year, I met my George, 722 00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,511 and he just... he just knows who he is. 723 00:53:14,544 --> 00:53:18,515 I mean, it's the most important thing about a person, isn't it? 724 00:53:18,548 --> 00:53:20,650 Uh, yeah. That and a massive house. 725 00:53:24,689 --> 00:53:28,425 Anyway, now I just don't take shit from people. 726 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,961 - Go, Fig! - Yeah! 727 00:53:29,994 --> 00:53:32,964 Life's too short to care about anything! 728 00:53:32,997 --> 00:53:35,565 You mean, like, what certain people think... 729 00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:37,168 No, I mean anything. 730 00:53:37,201 --> 00:53:38,870 Oh... 731 00:53:41,138 --> 00:53:44,909 Anyway, I feel like I just know who I am. 732 00:53:44,942 --> 00:53:46,878 And I love myself. 733 00:53:46,911 --> 00:53:48,478 I back myself - 734 00:53:48,511 --> 00:53:53,050 in my life, in my marriage, in my job, and... 735 00:53:53,084 --> 00:53:54,618 And that's happiness. 736 00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:56,854 Yes! Yes! 737 00:53:56,888 --> 00:53:58,823 It's like when I, um... 738 00:53:58,856 --> 00:54:00,858 I remember when I saw this refugee kid, 739 00:54:00,892 --> 00:54:04,061 just, like, understand something for the first time... 740 00:54:04,095 --> 00:54:06,764 Are you enjoying your birthday party? 741 00:54:06,797 --> 00:54:08,165 - Hell, yes. - Yes? 742 00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:10,600 Yes, I am, thank you so much for everything. 743 00:54:10,634 --> 00:54:12,203 I mean, it's just amazing. 744 00:54:12,236 --> 00:54:15,472 You still don't know what the surprise is yet, do you? 745 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:17,108 That wasn't the surprise? 746 00:54:19,777 --> 00:54:23,114 ♪ Well, there is a house... ♪ 747 00:54:23,147 --> 00:54:27,685 Oh...! It's another Harry thing. 748 00:54:27,718 --> 00:54:30,988 - Maybe... - What we talking about? 749 00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:32,857 We're just talking about how Fig's after your money, mate. 750 00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:34,624 Oh, yeah. 751 00:54:34,659 --> 00:54:37,895 I should give Sonia a call, just to let her know what I'm up to. 752 00:54:37,929 --> 00:54:39,529 Yeah, yeah. Tell her we'll pay for the cab. 753 00:54:39,562 --> 00:54:40,965 Thank you. 754 00:54:40,998 --> 00:54:42,632 You're not going anywhere till you've done some of this. 755 00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:45,803 Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done any of that since uni. 756 00:54:45,836 --> 00:54:48,471 Yeah, nor have I, mate, but come on, it's your birthday. 757 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,808 Come on, then! 758 00:54:50,841 --> 00:54:52,609 - OK! - Yes! 759 00:54:54,644 --> 00:54:58,983 ♪ Well, they call the rising sun... ♪ 760 00:55:09,894 --> 00:55:12,163 What the fuck am I doing? 761 00:55:13,898 --> 00:55:15,900 Fuck it! 762 00:55:17,768 --> 00:55:20,871 I would be honoured if you would be my best man. 763 00:55:20,905 --> 00:55:23,841 What? Woah! Pete... I don't know what to say. 764 00:55:23,874 --> 00:55:26,010 Say yes! 765 00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:28,279 I know we haven't seen each other in ages... 766 00:55:28,312 --> 00:55:29,947 Years! 767 00:55:29,981 --> 00:55:33,184 Yeah, but I feel... that that's fine, 768 00:55:33,217 --> 00:55:35,652 because I feel like we're those friends 769 00:55:35,686 --> 00:55:37,620 who can not see each other for ages 770 00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:39,790 and then just, like, pick up where we left off. 771 00:55:39,824 --> 00:55:40,958 Do you feel like that? 772 00:55:40,992 --> 00:55:43,127 Totally, yeah. That means so much to me. 773 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,561 Thank you, man. 774 00:55:44,594 --> 00:55:47,131 So, you're really happy with Sonia, yeah? 775 00:55:47,164 --> 00:55:48,598 Oh, yeah! 776 00:55:48,631 --> 00:55:51,135 You see, the best thing about Fig for me is, 777 00:55:51,168 --> 00:55:52,903 she makes me feel like myself. 778 00:55:52,937 --> 00:55:55,538 You know, I don't have to pretend to be anyone else. 779 00:55:55,572 --> 00:55:57,041 Does Sonia make you feel like yourself? 780 00:55:57,074 --> 00:56:01,578 Yeah! Yeah, like a better version. 781 00:56:01,611 --> 00:56:03,981 Like, I remember when we were in the camp, 782 00:56:04,015 --> 00:56:06,884 and just seeing this refugee kid 783 00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:08,886 just understand something for the first time, 784 00:56:08,919 --> 00:56:10,154 just I was like... 785 00:56:10,187 --> 00:56:12,622 Mate! What the fuck? 786 00:56:13,657 --> 00:56:15,026 You fucking goon! 787 00:56:15,059 --> 00:56:17,028 You rinsed an entire bag of hoon! 788 00:56:17,061 --> 00:56:18,662 Archie! 789 00:56:18,696 --> 00:56:20,031 That was the last bag! 790 00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:21,732 It was supposed to last us all night. 791 00:56:21,766 --> 00:56:23,734 I barely touched it, Archie. 792 00:56:23,768 --> 00:56:25,602 It was full when I gave it to you. 793 00:56:25,635 --> 00:56:28,873 - Explain that, you thief. - It wasn't. 794 00:56:30,207 --> 00:56:33,677 I spilt... I spilt a bit earlier. 795 00:56:33,711 --> 00:56:35,746 Sorry, I should've said. 796 00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:38,249 OK. It was an accident. So... cool. 797 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:41,651 It doesn't fucking matter, Archie. 798 00:56:41,685 --> 00:56:43,187 Sorry, mate. 799 00:56:44,822 --> 00:56:47,658 No big deal. Plenty of ket back at the house. 800 00:56:49,894 --> 00:56:51,594 You owe me one. 801 00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:02,639 - Fuck, that's a rabbit! - Archie, wait! 802 00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:08,112 Ow! Fucking hell! 803 00:57:10,181 --> 00:57:12,283 Fucking clipped him. 804 00:57:13,851 --> 00:57:15,920 If I see a crow, I'm gonna splat it. 805 00:57:15,953 --> 00:57:17,254 So, when's Sonia getting here, Pete? 806 00:57:17,288 --> 00:57:19,323 Yeah, something you want to tell us, mate? 807 00:57:19,356 --> 00:57:20,791 She's not picking up her phone. 808 00:57:20,825 --> 00:57:22,226 Hey, wait, wait, wait... 809 00:57:22,259 --> 00:57:24,328 Save some ammo for this afternoon. 810 00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:26,097 - What's that? - Huh? 811 00:57:26,130 --> 00:57:28,699 Oh, Norman's organised a little rough shoot for your birthday. 812 00:57:28,732 --> 00:57:30,868 The one you was telling the story about yesterday 813 00:57:30,901 --> 00:57:32,303 - when he was stood behind you. - Yeah, I know, I know. 814 00:57:32,336 --> 00:57:34,637 Yeah, it's really, really nice of him to do it, man. 815 00:57:34,672 --> 00:57:37,208 Yeah, that is really... Thing is, I don't really shoot, mate. 816 00:57:37,241 --> 00:57:40,377 - You've shot here once before. - I don't think I did. 817 00:57:40,411 --> 00:57:41,979 It's just a bit of fun, mate. 818 00:57:42,012 --> 00:57:43,747 Get some lead in the air before the gala night tonight. 819 00:57:43,781 --> 00:57:46,383 Super relaxed, mate, don't worry about it. 820 00:58:17,014 --> 00:58:18,449 Afternoon, Norman. 821 00:58:18,482 --> 00:58:20,184 Ready for action. 822 00:58:20,217 --> 00:58:23,087 - Long lunch, Mr George? - Like father like son. 823 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,090 Ooh, I don't know. Your Dad'd still be in the pub, I reckon. 824 00:58:26,123 --> 00:58:29,760 Is he all right to shoot? 825 00:58:29,793 --> 00:58:32,029 Absolutely fine, thank you, young man. 826 00:58:32,062 --> 00:58:33,764 Person you should probably worry about is me. 827 00:58:33,797 --> 00:58:35,399 I... I don't shoot. 828 00:58:35,432 --> 00:58:37,034 This is for you, isn't it? 829 00:58:38,235 --> 00:58:39,336 Yes. 830 00:58:39,370 --> 00:58:42,173 Then enjoy yourself, lad. 831 00:59:50,007 --> 00:59:52,176 That was really fun, actually. 832 00:59:54,178 --> 00:59:55,946 Didn't hit a single bird. 833 00:59:58,115 --> 01:00:00,484 Thank you so much, Norman. I'm... 834 01:00:00,517 --> 01:00:02,486 I am really sorry about that. 835 01:00:02,519 --> 01:00:04,355 Never mind. 836 01:00:04,388 --> 01:00:06,023 Was there talk of another drive, or...? 837 01:00:06,056 --> 01:00:09,927 Nah. The lads have all gone... after that. 838 01:00:11,061 --> 01:00:12,396 Archie. 839 01:00:14,331 --> 01:00:17,134 Thank you so much, Norman. I, uh... 840 01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:20,404 didn't hit a single one, but it was really fun. 841 01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:43,894 Sorry, is there a problem? 842 01:00:43,927 --> 01:00:46,864 Something like that takes a lot of organisation from Norman, 843 01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:49,466 so... And a lot of money. 844 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:53,537 So, to just not shoot anything, you know, was... a real shame. 845 01:00:54,872 --> 01:00:56,340 I got pretty close to one of them. 846 01:00:56,373 --> 01:00:59,343 Yeah, yeah. You wounded it. 847 01:01:09,453 --> 01:01:12,056 Is that the car you thought I was sleeping in? 848 01:01:12,089 --> 01:01:13,457 Pete thought I was homeless. 849 01:01:13,490 --> 01:01:16,060 So what if he was? Would that be a problem? 850 01:01:17,328 --> 01:01:19,029 For you guys maybe! 851 01:01:19,063 --> 01:01:21,131 I'm the one who's been working in a refugee camp, all right? 852 01:01:21,165 --> 01:01:23,434 You keep making me out to be the bad guy. 853 01:01:30,307 --> 01:01:34,078 - Home, sweet home. - Cheers, Georgie. 854 01:01:34,111 --> 01:01:36,880 'Hi, it's Sonia. Leave a message.' 855 01:01:36,914 --> 01:01:39,883 Hey, yeah... I don't know where you are. I'm getting worried. 856 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:41,418 Like, what the hell is going on? 857 01:01:41,452 --> 01:01:43,287 Gimme a call. I love you. 858 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,156 Seems that there's a bit of a trend you scaring girls off. 859 01:01:47,491 --> 01:01:49,460 Yeah, maybe I should leave, too. 860 01:01:49,493 --> 01:01:51,595 If you leave you, won't get your hands on this massive house. 861 01:01:51,628 --> 01:01:53,964 Isn't that why you married me? 862 01:01:53,997 --> 01:01:55,632 That was a joke, George. 863 01:01:57,101 --> 01:01:59,403 - What was? - Oh, look, guys! 864 01:01:59,436 --> 01:02:02,139 - Claire's back! Claire's here! - Hey! 865 01:02:02,172 --> 01:02:03,374 Oh, Claire Bear! 866 01:02:05,476 --> 01:02:08,345 - Sorry, where have you been? - I went for lunch with my aunt. 867 01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:11,582 Wait, what... 868 01:02:11,615 --> 01:02:13,484 - Pete, what's up? - I-I don't know... 869 01:02:13,517 --> 01:02:16,220 I don't know, I... I don't know what's going on. 870 01:02:16,253 --> 01:02:19,189 - Are you upset with me? - No. 871 01:02:19,223 --> 01:02:21,258 OK, well everyone's saying you're angry at me, 872 01:02:21,291 --> 01:02:23,927 and they're all being fucking mean. 873 01:02:23,961 --> 01:02:25,663 And I don't know why, and I think that Harry's trying 874 01:02:25,697 --> 01:02:27,998 to turn everyone against me. 875 01:02:28,031 --> 01:02:30,100 I'm sure I recognise him, Claire! 876 01:02:30,134 --> 01:02:32,469 And, like, I just don't know what's going on, 877 01:02:32,503 --> 01:02:33,937 and I don't know where Sonia is... 878 01:02:33,971 --> 01:02:36,407 Oh, no, no... Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop! 879 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,008 Pete! 880 01:02:39,576 --> 01:02:41,245 Look... 881 01:02:41,278 --> 01:02:44,448 Reunions are like this... yeah? 882 01:02:44,481 --> 01:02:49,453 They're... stressful and emotional, 883 01:02:49,486 --> 01:02:52,657 and, you know, there's just so much pressure to be... 884 01:02:52,690 --> 01:02:56,160 the people we were back then, but Pete... 885 01:02:57,361 --> 01:02:59,496 Everybody loves you, Petie. 886 01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:03,133 Yeah. 887 01:03:10,007 --> 01:03:11,508 You're just a bit anxious. 888 01:03:12,677 --> 01:03:14,378 That's nothing new, right? 889 01:03:15,747 --> 01:03:17,014 Mm-hmm. 890 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,716 Plus maybe you're slightly worried 891 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,585 about Sonia meeting us all for the first time... 892 01:03:23,387 --> 01:03:26,089 Meeting me. 893 01:03:26,123 --> 01:03:30,394 But... you have nothing to worry about, OK? 894 01:03:30,427 --> 01:03:33,263 I'm actually looking forward to meeting her. 895 01:03:33,297 --> 01:03:35,065 We all are. 896 01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:42,740 It's OK. 897 01:03:45,042 --> 01:03:46,678 Look, um, Claire... Thank you. 898 01:03:46,711 --> 01:03:48,345 - Yeah. - Um... 899 01:03:49,346 --> 01:03:50,614 You know, 900 01:03:50,647 --> 01:03:54,786 when we were hooking up just before I met Sonia. 901 01:03:54,819 --> 01:03:56,653 Yes... 902 01:03:56,688 --> 01:03:58,489 What, you...? 903 01:03:58,522 --> 01:04:00,190 You haven't told her, have you? 904 01:04:00,224 --> 01:04:02,025 No. 905 01:04:02,059 --> 01:04:04,394 I'm so sorry, it just never came up. 906 01:04:04,428 --> 01:04:06,764 Pete... 907 01:04:06,798 --> 01:04:08,465 Obviously, I want her to like me, 908 01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:11,101 so I'm not gonna walk up to her and be like, 909 01:04:11,134 --> 01:04:14,104 "Oh, hey, by the way..." 910 01:04:14,137 --> 01:04:16,640 Nobody knows except us. 911 01:04:16,674 --> 01:04:19,744 Unless you've told people. 912 01:04:27,384 --> 01:04:30,087 Well, I actually did... 913 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,489 I actually did tell Harry on our walk. 914 01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:34,057 - What? - For fuck's sake! 915 01:04:34,091 --> 01:04:36,493 I mean... why? 916 01:04:36,527 --> 01:04:38,061 I don't really... 917 01:04:38,095 --> 01:04:40,130 Pete! Someone here to see you! 918 01:04:40,163 --> 01:04:44,101 Says she's your girlfriend, but she's way too fit. 919 01:04:44,134 --> 01:04:45,602 See? 920 01:05:07,457 --> 01:05:09,560 And... I mean, I knew that Pete was posh, 921 01:05:09,593 --> 01:05:11,094 but when it gets to that level, 922 01:05:11,128 --> 01:05:12,664 I sort of need a translator half the time. 923 01:05:12,697 --> 01:05:15,399 She's quite something, isn't she? 924 01:05:15,432 --> 01:05:17,301 A very formidable woman. 925 01:05:17,334 --> 01:05:19,236 Yeah, sorry, I got no idea what you just said. 926 01:05:23,307 --> 01:05:25,475 OK, uh... do your impression of me. 927 01:05:25,509 --> 01:05:27,311 Oh, yes, please do! 928 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:28,579 Um... 929 01:05:34,551 --> 01:05:36,788 Pete, you really don't suit that cigar. 930 01:05:36,821 --> 01:05:39,122 Yeah, I know, who are you right now, Pete? 931 01:05:39,156 --> 01:05:41,491 I just think I look fucking cool. 932 01:05:42,492 --> 01:05:44,161 Well, you don't. 933 01:05:44,194 --> 01:05:45,629 I know. It was kind of a joke, Harry. 934 01:05:46,864 --> 01:05:49,433 Mate, Sonia is fucking cool. 935 01:05:49,466 --> 01:05:51,703 - Oh, thanks, mate. - Yeah. 936 01:05:51,736 --> 01:05:54,605 - Do you want another stogie? - No, I'm OK, thank you. 937 01:05:54,638 --> 01:05:57,307 Fine. More stoges for this guy. 938 01:05:59,677 --> 01:06:02,346 Oh, my God, George just showed me some of Claire's art, 939 01:06:02,379 --> 01:06:03,715 and it is amazing. 940 01:06:03,748 --> 01:06:05,549 Yeah, well, they're beautiful, aren't they? 941 01:06:05,582 --> 01:06:08,585 I think the colours are almost like Chris Ofili. 942 01:06:08,619 --> 01:06:10,187 Who's Chris Ofili? 943 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:12,155 A Nigerian-born British artist 944 01:06:12,189 --> 01:06:13,925 who won the Turner Prize a few years back. 945 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,159 Fucking weendish tapestries. 946 01:06:17,461 --> 01:06:19,529 - Did you know that, Pete? - Yeah. 947 01:06:19,563 --> 01:06:21,899 And he actually also paints with elephant dung, 948 01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:24,301 so, thanks for the comparison, George. 949 01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:25,435 It's my pleasure. 950 01:06:25,469 --> 01:06:27,337 I didn't know you were into him, Pete? 951 01:06:27,371 --> 01:06:28,906 - I like art! - Mm. 952 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:31,341 Oh, actually, Sonia, you should really come here in February. 953 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:34,411 George's Dad runs these incredible exhibits 954 01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:35,813 of really good modern art 955 01:06:35,847 --> 01:06:37,614 for low-income rural communities. 956 01:06:37,648 --> 01:06:38,950 Oh, that sounds awesome. 957 01:06:38,983 --> 01:06:41,184 Wow! I didn't know you guys did that. 958 01:06:41,218 --> 01:06:43,788 Oh, the kids gets so involved. It's actually really rewarding. 959 01:06:43,821 --> 01:06:46,590 - Yeah, it's lovely. - Speaking of kids... 960 01:06:46,623 --> 01:06:48,458 Who's this? 961 01:06:48,492 --> 01:06:51,228 "Now then, now then... 962 01:06:52,529 --> 01:06:55,733 - "Now then, now then!" - Jesus, Archie! 963 01:06:55,767 --> 01:06:58,368 - It's me, Jimmy Savile! - Yeah, we know. 964 01:06:58,402 --> 01:06:59,937 It's OK, I can make that joke. 965 01:06:59,971 --> 01:07:02,305 My Latin teacher was a paedo, so... 966 01:07:02,339 --> 01:07:04,742 Guys, I actually find that really offensive. 967 01:07:08,445 --> 01:07:09,947 Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, 968 01:07:09,981 --> 01:07:12,482 and that was clearly a Mancunian accent. 969 01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:15,887 That was good. 970 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,822 Yeah, that was really good. 971 01:07:27,031 --> 01:07:28,800 All right, mate? 972 01:07:28,833 --> 01:07:31,401 Oh, hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 973 01:07:32,569 --> 01:07:34,706 You sure? Cos you, um... 974 01:07:35,907 --> 01:07:38,843 were looking a bit crestfallen back there. 975 01:07:38,876 --> 01:07:42,279 Oh, I'm just a bit embarrassed, I think. 976 01:07:42,312 --> 01:07:43,580 Why? 977 01:07:44,782 --> 01:07:46,984 Bit of a weird question, but, um... 978 01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:50,353 do you think Sonia likes me? 979 01:07:51,723 --> 01:07:53,457 Yeah. Definitely. 980 01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:55,625 I was just worried that, um... 981 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:58,562 Jimmy Savile thing was bit of a clanger, you know? 982 01:07:58,595 --> 01:08:00,665 No, I think she thought it was funny. Everyone did. 983 01:08:01,733 --> 01:08:03,500 Not exactly a belly laugh, though. 984 01:08:05,535 --> 01:08:07,772 Mate, she likes you. Um... 985 01:08:07,805 --> 01:08:09,841 - The thing about Sonia is... - OK, great. 986 01:08:09,874 --> 01:08:13,276 Listen, the other thing I wanted to say is that... 987 01:08:14,544 --> 01:08:16,279 Yesterday eve, 988 01:08:16,313 --> 01:08:18,850 I was trying to tell you about my business idea at dinner. 989 01:08:18,883 --> 01:08:20,484 Yeah? 990 01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:24,655 And I just felt like you weren't really listening. 991 01:08:24,689 --> 01:08:27,825 And then you... you mocked it a bit, 992 01:08:27,859 --> 01:08:30,393 and you picked it apart in front of everyone. 993 01:08:30,427 --> 01:08:32,764 - Mate, I am so sorry. - No, it's fine. 994 01:08:32,797 --> 01:08:37,001 I mean, it probably is a fucking stupid idea. 995 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:39,704 I just feel quite worthless lately, you know? 996 01:08:39,737 --> 01:08:42,272 And I've been taking it out on people. 997 01:08:44,709 --> 01:08:46,443 I'm just a horrible toff! 998 01:08:47,912 --> 01:08:50,715 Oh, Archie! 999 01:08:50,748 --> 01:08:53,851 I mean, what am I doing? You know? 1000 01:08:53,885 --> 01:08:55,519 I'm 31, mate! 1001 01:08:55,552 --> 01:08:58,355 It's getting a bit late in the day, you know? 1002 01:08:58,388 --> 01:09:01,591 - Everyone feels lost sometimes. - Really? 1003 01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,661 Yes! 1004 01:09:03,694 --> 01:09:06,363 You know, I'm seeing a therapist. 1005 01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:07,999 - You are? - Yes. 1006 01:09:08,966 --> 01:09:10,768 That's good. 1007 01:09:10,802 --> 01:09:12,937 Yeah, we always hoped you'd do that one day. 1008 01:09:14,638 --> 01:09:16,606 Yeah... 1009 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,075 Yeah! 1010 01:09:18,109 --> 01:09:20,978 Well, I am, and, you know, I get a bit anxious sometimes. 1011 01:09:21,012 --> 01:09:23,748 And it just really helps to talk to someone. 1012 01:09:23,781 --> 01:09:25,016 Yeah. 1013 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:28,552 Thanks for sharing, man. 1014 01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:30,554 Oh, Archie, you still smell very bad. 1015 01:09:30,587 --> 01:09:32,322 Yeah? 1016 01:09:33,724 --> 01:09:35,458 So, um... 1017 01:09:35,492 --> 01:09:38,796 So are you doing better now? 1018 01:09:38,830 --> 01:09:40,932 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having, um... 1019 01:09:40,965 --> 01:09:43,034 I'm having a really good time now, thanks. 1020 01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,669 Cool. 1021 01:09:45,569 --> 01:09:46,971 This... 1022 01:09:47,004 --> 01:09:49,941 This might not be the best time to bring this up, then, 1023 01:09:49,974 --> 01:09:51,676 but, um... 1024 01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:54,644 I've been thinking about what you said about Harry. 1025 01:09:56,013 --> 01:09:58,448 And I've actually been getting 1026 01:09:58,481 --> 01:10:01,819 a really weird vibe from him, too, you know? 1027 01:10:01,853 --> 01:10:03,620 - Right! - Yeah. 1028 01:10:05,189 --> 01:10:07,925 Has he been saying things about me? 1029 01:10:07,959 --> 01:10:09,861 About me and Claire? 1030 01:10:09,894 --> 01:10:11,996 I mean... No, not exactly. 1031 01:10:12,029 --> 01:10:14,999 But something's off. 1032 01:10:15,032 --> 01:10:18,035 Like, he knows so much about you, it's weird. 1033 01:10:18,069 --> 01:10:19,670 Have you seen him writing in a book 1034 01:10:19,704 --> 01:10:21,438 after I'll say something sometimes? 1035 01:10:21,471 --> 01:10:22,740 Mate! 1036 01:10:22,773 --> 01:10:24,541 I've seen it. 1037 01:10:24,574 --> 01:10:26,143 And I'm worried about it. 1038 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,115 Thanks, mate. 1039 01:11:00,945 --> 01:11:02,914 What the fuck? 1040 01:11:38,615 --> 01:11:40,617 You fucking snake. 1041 01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,870 Fucking prick! 1042 01:12:03,274 --> 01:12:05,575 - All right? - Hello, peeping Tom. 1043 01:12:05,608 --> 01:12:07,845 Just grabbing me and Sonia a beer if want one? 1044 01:12:07,878 --> 01:12:09,546 Yeah, no, I think I'm all right, thanks. 1045 01:12:09,579 --> 01:12:11,082 And I wasn't peeping. What was that? 1046 01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:16,821 You didn't hear that, did you? 1047 01:12:16,854 --> 01:12:19,522 - No, I didn't. - Good. 1048 01:12:19,556 --> 01:12:20,958 What's up? 1049 01:12:20,992 --> 01:12:22,727 Scared I'd let it out? 1050 01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:26,263 - Let what out? - Your big secret. 1051 01:12:26,297 --> 01:12:28,799 What the fuck does that mean? 1052 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,935 About your engagement, obviously. 1053 01:12:30,968 --> 01:12:33,871 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 1054 01:12:35,673 --> 01:12:38,843 Who the fuck do you think you are? Huh? 1055 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:41,245 I don't know, Pete. 1056 01:12:41,278 --> 01:12:43,814 Who do you think I am, more to the point. 1057 01:12:43,848 --> 01:12:46,649 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 1058 01:12:46,684 --> 01:12:48,219 And I know what you're doing, 1059 01:12:48,252 --> 01:12:50,821 trying to turn everyone against me. I just don't know why yet. 1060 01:12:50,855 --> 01:12:53,190 Also, nice try on the pills, mate. 1061 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:57,728 What's that? Trying to make me hallucinate? 1062 01:12:57,762 --> 01:12:58,896 Trying to make me freak out? 1063 01:12:58,929 --> 01:13:00,563 What are those? 1064 01:13:00,597 --> 01:13:03,600 'Herbal Kalms'. Camomile and nettle flavour. 1065 01:13:03,633 --> 01:13:05,669 Well, maybe you should take one of them, Pete. 1066 01:13:05,703 --> 01:13:08,005 Oh, maybe I should have one, should I? Yeah? 1067 01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:12,777 Well, how am I gonna have one if they're all... 1068 01:13:14,378 --> 01:13:15,813 - You all right? - Yeah. 1069 01:13:19,884 --> 01:13:22,019 - ...stamped on? - Right, listen, Pete... 1070 01:13:22,053 --> 01:13:23,888 I'm on to you, OK? 1071 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:26,057 So watch your fucking back, mate. 1072 01:13:26,957 --> 01:13:28,059 Why? What you gonna do? 1073 01:13:28,092 --> 01:13:30,094 I don't know, I'm gonna tell everyone. 1074 01:13:30,127 --> 01:13:32,129 Tell everyone what? 1075 01:13:32,163 --> 01:13:34,265 That you're fucking mental. 1076 01:13:36,033 --> 01:13:38,069 And stay away from Sonia! 1077 01:13:45,076 --> 01:13:47,078 - Hey. - Hey. 1078 01:13:47,111 --> 01:13:48,913 - Shall we go for a little walk? - Harry was just... 1079 01:13:48,946 --> 01:13:51,148 - Come on. - Oh... yep. 1080 01:13:51,182 --> 01:13:52,983 Are you all right? You having a good day? 1081 01:13:53,017 --> 01:13:55,052 Uh... yeah. Are you all right? 1082 01:13:55,086 --> 01:13:56,687 Yeah, let's just pop round the corner. 1083 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,023 Why don't you just tell me what's going on? 1084 01:13:59,056 --> 01:14:01,659 OK, yeah, um... 1085 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:03,360 All right, so, uh... 1086 01:14:03,394 --> 01:14:05,396 Like, this is a weird time to do this, 1087 01:14:05,429 --> 01:14:06,964 but I need to tell you something, 1088 01:14:06,997 --> 01:14:08,666 and I don't want you to hear it from someone else. 1089 01:14:08,699 --> 01:14:10,234 Uh... what? 1090 01:14:10,267 --> 01:14:12,670 OK, basically... 1091 01:14:14,839 --> 01:14:17,741 Just before we met, before we starting going out, I was... 1092 01:14:17,775 --> 01:14:20,811 I was hooking up with Claire. 1093 01:14:20,845 --> 01:14:22,713 I said that that hadn't happened since uni, 1094 01:14:22,746 --> 01:14:24,415 and it did a bunch of times, 1095 01:14:24,448 --> 01:14:27,251 and it was nothing, but I should have told you, 1096 01:14:27,284 --> 01:14:30,087 - and I'm really sorry. - Pete, I don't understand... 1097 01:14:30,121 --> 01:14:33,357 There is nothing going on with Claire. OK? 1098 01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:35,693 But I get that now that I'm saying it now, 1099 01:14:35,726 --> 01:14:37,728 it's like a thing... 1100 01:14:37,761 --> 01:14:41,265 - I'm fucking sorry. - No, but... you did tell me. 1101 01:14:47,104 --> 01:14:49,039 - When? - Um... 1102 01:14:49,073 --> 01:14:52,042 Ages ago. When we started dating, I guess. 1103 01:14:55,379 --> 01:14:57,848 - What the fuck's wrong with me? - Whoo... 1104 01:14:57,882 --> 01:14:59,950 Hey, come here. 1105 01:14:59,984 --> 01:15:02,953 Babe, please, please try and relax. 1106 01:15:02,987 --> 01:15:06,090 So, Harry didn't say anything to you, then? About me... 1107 01:15:06,123 --> 01:15:08,092 - We were just chatting. Pete? - Yeah, OK. Right. 1108 01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:09,793 There is something wrong, right? 1109 01:15:09,827 --> 01:15:12,029 - I was going through his bag... - Pete! 1110 01:15:15,499 --> 01:15:17,101 Yeah, I know. 1111 01:15:18,135 --> 01:15:21,071 I really hate Harry. 1112 01:15:21,105 --> 01:15:23,174 He's, he's... 1113 01:15:23,207 --> 01:15:25,743 He's a bit of a tit. Yeah, he's a fucking clown, 1114 01:15:25,776 --> 01:15:28,112 and you haven't had enough sleep. 1115 01:15:28,145 --> 01:15:30,114 He is ruining my birthday. 1116 01:15:31,815 --> 01:15:34,451 Come on. Let's get you to bed. 1117 01:15:34,485 --> 01:15:35,920 Why? 1118 01:15:35,953 --> 01:15:38,022 Let's put that little psycho brain to bed, eh? 1119 01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:39,490 Little nap for the madman. 1120 01:15:39,523 --> 01:15:41,392 I'll tuck you in. 1121 01:16:30,174 --> 01:16:32,543 Sorry I didn't wake you. You looked so adorable. 1122 01:16:32,576 --> 01:16:34,111 This is amazing. 1123 01:16:34,144 --> 01:16:35,846 Everyone's dressed as their favourite memory of you! 1124 01:16:35,879 --> 01:16:37,982 What? That's so cool. 1125 01:16:38,015 --> 01:16:40,184 OK, uh... So, uh... 1126 01:16:40,217 --> 01:16:41,552 Spicy wings challenge! 1127 01:16:41,585 --> 01:16:43,420 Yes, but you have to take this shot. 1128 01:16:43,454 --> 01:16:46,056 - Thank you. - Petie, Petie... Petie! 1129 01:16:46,090 --> 01:16:47,825 Oh, my God... 1130 01:16:47,858 --> 01:16:49,426 Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby? 1131 01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:52,296 My favourite T-shirt, yeah. That was just left in my room... 1132 01:16:54,265 --> 01:16:56,066 Oh, my God... 1133 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:01,305 This is fucking amazing! 1134 01:17:10,314 --> 01:17:14,084 Um, guys, this is... This is incredible. 1135 01:17:14,118 --> 01:17:15,853 And yeah... Well, I'll just keep this really brief. 1136 01:17:15,886 --> 01:17:18,422 Thank you so much and... to you guys! 1137 01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:24,528 And to Sonia, because she's the new member of the gang. 1138 01:17:25,996 --> 01:17:29,166 Oh, I think that might be Pete's surprise. 1139 01:17:45,316 --> 01:17:46,950 Ace! 1140 01:17:49,219 --> 01:17:52,489 OK, um... without further ado, 1141 01:17:52,523 --> 01:17:55,225 may I introduce... 1142 01:17:55,259 --> 01:17:56,560 Pete! 1143 01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,970 Sorry I'm late - I was doing charity work. 1144 01:18:07,004 --> 01:18:10,074 Anyone want to hear about the refugees I've been saving? 1145 01:18:12,576 --> 01:18:14,645 What the fuck? 1146 01:18:14,679 --> 01:18:17,514 Oh, Fake Pete, do sit down, won't you? 1147 01:18:17,548 --> 01:18:20,984 Thank you very much, although I don't think I will, 1148 01:18:21,018 --> 01:18:24,054 because it might hurt the environment. 1149 01:18:24,088 --> 01:18:25,657 Dad had something similar at his 60th. 1150 01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:27,891 It was opera singers pretending to be waiters. 1151 01:18:28,992 --> 01:18:30,227 OK. 1152 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:33,630 So, Fake Pete, have you had a nice birthday? 1153 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:36,300 Oh, yes. Indeed I have. 1154 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:38,035 But I have to say, 1155 01:18:38,068 --> 01:18:41,038 there haven't been enough girls for me to shag. 1156 01:18:41,071 --> 01:18:43,307 Excuse me, how rude! 1157 01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:45,275 There've been two gorgeous girls here this whole time. 1158 01:18:45,309 --> 01:18:49,380 Yes! How thoughtless, Fake Pete! 1159 01:18:49,413 --> 01:18:52,516 Sorry, Fig, I'm not into posh girls. 1160 01:18:52,549 --> 01:18:57,020 I like 'em edgy and from up north, like Sonia. 1161 01:18:57,054 --> 01:18:59,390 I wish I was northern, too. 1162 01:18:59,423 --> 01:19:00,658 Ayup! 1163 01:19:00,692 --> 01:19:03,127 Pete, have you got any questions for yourself? 1164 01:19:05,195 --> 01:19:07,598 Um, are you the guy from the shoot? 1165 01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:09,366 Yeah. 1166 01:19:11,268 --> 01:19:12,636 Come on, mate, play the game. 1167 01:19:12,670 --> 01:19:14,672 Fake Pete, describe your character in three words. 1168 01:19:14,706 --> 01:19:18,208 Obsessed with talking about charity. 1169 01:19:18,242 --> 01:19:20,712 - That's five words, mate. - And anal. 1170 01:19:20,745 --> 01:19:22,346 Yes! 1171 01:19:22,379 --> 01:19:27,618 And I've got a big secret I haven't revealed... 1172 01:19:27,651 --> 01:19:30,554 Ooh...! 1173 01:19:30,587 --> 01:19:33,157 Wow, guys, this is a little bit weird. 1174 01:19:33,190 --> 01:19:37,528 Earlier today, I pretended to know who Chris Ofili was. 1175 01:19:38,663 --> 01:19:41,965 Yes! At least I admitted it. 1176 01:19:41,999 --> 01:19:44,234 Who wrote these lines for you? 1177 01:19:44,268 --> 01:19:46,370 OK, Fake Pete, Fake Pete, 1178 01:19:46,403 --> 01:19:49,440 what is your biggest fear? 1179 01:19:49,473 --> 01:19:53,610 That no one really likes me, and I abandon my friends, 1180 01:19:53,644 --> 01:19:57,181 and that I don't really have a personality. 1181 01:19:59,383 --> 01:20:00,984 Wow! 1182 01:20:01,018 --> 01:20:03,220 This is horrible, actually. 1183 01:20:03,253 --> 01:20:05,723 Yeah, mate. That's... too far. 1184 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:10,227 Sorry. Must not have taken me herbal pills... 1185 01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:12,429 gettin' the fear. 1186 01:20:12,463 --> 01:20:15,065 Woof-woof! 1187 01:20:15,098 --> 01:20:17,669 - OK, do me. Do me. - "Do you"? 1188 01:20:17,702 --> 01:20:22,039 You would say that... Claire is so in love with me. 1189 01:20:22,072 --> 01:20:23,640 No, she's not! 1190 01:20:23,675 --> 01:20:26,744 OK, it's a joke, Pete! He's not actually you. 1191 01:20:26,778 --> 01:20:28,713 Come on, do me, Pete. Who am I? Woof-woof! 1192 01:20:28,746 --> 01:20:31,048 Ooh! Harry! 1193 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:33,751 Is it Harry, or is it... 1194 01:20:33,785 --> 01:20:37,387 I could swear I recognise you from somewhere. 1195 01:20:37,421 --> 01:20:40,758 In fact, I definitely know who you are. 1196 01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:43,761 And it's making me freak out! 1197 01:20:43,795 --> 01:20:45,462 - Ruff-ruff! - Come on, 1198 01:20:45,496 --> 01:20:48,098 let 'em in on the big secret. Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1199 01:20:48,131 --> 01:20:50,234 Come on! Woof-woof! 1200 01:20:50,267 --> 01:20:52,202 - Woof-woof, come on! - Woof-woof! 1201 01:20:52,236 --> 01:20:54,371 Come on, who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1202 01:20:54,404 --> 01:20:55,773 Pete, what's he talking about? Who is he? 1203 01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:58,308 I'll tell her if you don't, Pete. 1204 01:20:58,342 --> 01:20:59,744 - Come on! - You know who it is! 1205 01:20:59,777 --> 01:21:02,045 - Woof-woof! - Pete, who is he? 1206 01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:07,217 - Fucking hell, mate! - Come on! 1207 01:21:09,253 --> 01:21:10,587 All right, I'll say! 1208 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,761 I can't believe you're here. 1209 01:21:21,098 --> 01:21:24,434 Look, I was fucking fifteen when this happened, OK? 1210 01:21:25,703 --> 01:21:29,406 I was a kid. Just, like, a stupid dick! 1211 01:21:33,110 --> 01:21:35,178 Me and this other guy... 1212 01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:38,850 would prank phone call this girl. 1213 01:21:38,883 --> 01:21:40,417 I recognised her on your phone. 1214 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:45,255 She lived at the end of our street. Um... 1215 01:21:46,356 --> 01:21:48,760 And she was, like, a little bit slow. 1216 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,429 And she was really scared of dogs. 1217 01:21:54,565 --> 01:21:58,402 And, uh, we used to call her up... 1218 01:21:59,403 --> 01:22:01,471 and bark down the phone. 1219 01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:07,745 And we thought it was funny. 1220 01:22:07,779 --> 01:22:12,649 But one day she suffocated herself with a plastic bag... 1221 01:22:14,384 --> 01:22:16,553 in her parents' bathroom. 1222 01:22:22,359 --> 01:22:23,527 We were questioned by the police, 1223 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:26,229 but, you know, what could they do really? 1224 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:29,199 No one blamed us. 1225 01:22:31,669 --> 01:22:33,337 Except for her brother. 1226 01:22:36,774 --> 01:22:39,109 He used to come round my house, and I'd just... 1227 01:22:40,277 --> 01:22:41,578 run upstairs. 1228 01:22:43,246 --> 01:22:45,182 Let my parents deal with it. 1229 01:22:47,819 --> 01:22:49,286 I was such a coward. 1230 01:22:52,690 --> 01:22:54,391 Mate... 1231 01:22:56,794 --> 01:22:58,462 I'm so sorry. 1232 01:23:01,531 --> 01:23:03,233 Don't be. 1233 01:23:05,703 --> 01:23:07,270 Why? 1234 01:23:08,205 --> 01:23:09,741 Cos that's not me, mate. 1235 01:23:13,745 --> 01:23:15,445 Who are you, then? 1236 01:23:17,214 --> 01:23:18,716 I'm Plank! 1237 01:23:21,853 --> 01:23:25,890 Plank? The wizard guy from uni? 1238 01:23:25,923 --> 01:23:28,258 Yeah. 1239 01:23:29,827 --> 01:23:32,830 That was sort of the surprise, mate. 1240 01:23:32,864 --> 01:23:34,598 Yeah. 1241 01:23:34,631 --> 01:23:38,201 The lads looked me up on Facebook. 1242 01:23:38,235 --> 01:23:40,470 Told me to come down to surprise you. 1243 01:23:40,504 --> 01:23:44,241 You know, remind you of the good old days. 1244 01:23:44,274 --> 01:23:47,879 No, sorry, I don't understand. What was all the barking, then? 1245 01:23:47,912 --> 01:23:50,547 Well, cos you made me kiss that dog that night, do you remember? 1246 01:23:50,580 --> 01:23:52,382 Then I made you kiss it back, which you did. 1247 01:23:52,416 --> 01:23:55,452 Thought I'd just wind you up about it, you sicko. 1248 01:23:57,789 --> 01:24:00,490 Why are you wearing a plastic bag on your head? 1249 01:24:00,524 --> 01:24:02,894 Well, cos you hoovered up that bag of coke before, didn't you? 1250 01:24:02,927 --> 01:24:04,361 That's my favourite memory of you. 1251 01:24:04,394 --> 01:24:06,229 No, I didn't, actually! 1252 01:24:06,263 --> 01:24:08,800 And all that dog stuff is bullshit. 1253 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:10,467 I would never make anyone do that. 1254 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,904 Look, this is... 1255 01:24:12,937 --> 01:24:14,839 This is her. That's... 1256 01:24:14,872 --> 01:24:16,874 I just didn't recognise her on your phone 1257 01:24:16,908 --> 01:24:18,676 because she's younger in this photo. 1258 01:24:18,710 --> 01:24:20,343 Hang on, that's my kid. 1259 01:24:20,377 --> 01:24:21,779 What have you got a picture of my kid on your phone for? 1260 01:24:25,582 --> 01:24:27,584 Fuck off! That... 1261 01:24:27,617 --> 01:24:29,854 Look, he's clearly turning you guys against me, OK? 1262 01:24:29,887 --> 01:24:33,290 He is the one that told Claire I was gonna propose to Sonia! 1263 01:24:33,323 --> 01:24:34,524 What? 1264 01:24:37,061 --> 01:24:38,696 You're gonna propose? 1265 01:24:40,297 --> 01:24:42,365 Oh, for fuck's sake, Pete! 1266 01:24:44,769 --> 01:24:46,303 No, I mean... 1267 01:24:46,336 --> 01:24:47,672 Look, you don't have to say anything. 1268 01:24:47,705 --> 01:24:49,774 - Let's talk about it later. - Yeah, of course. 1269 01:24:51,541 --> 01:24:53,443 Claire, sorry... 1270 01:24:53,477 --> 01:24:56,446 Look, did Harry... Did Harry tell you about my engagement? 1271 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,916 No, Pete. I just guessed. 1272 01:24:59,851 --> 01:25:01,618 You seemed happy. 1273 01:25:01,651 --> 01:25:04,387 Why would you be worried if Claire knew? 1274 01:25:04,421 --> 01:25:07,424 Look, guys, he fucking tried to spike me. 1275 01:25:07,457 --> 01:25:08,926 OK? He swapped around my pills. 1276 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:12,596 - What pills are those? - Oh, 'Herbal Kalms'. 1277 01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:15,499 Um... actually, that was me, dude. 1278 01:25:15,532 --> 01:25:18,002 I slipped a pinger in one of the things. 1279 01:25:18,035 --> 01:25:20,705 Thought it'd be jokes cos they're the same size. 1280 01:25:20,738 --> 01:25:22,874 If you're not gonna use it, can I have it back, please? 1281 01:25:22,907 --> 01:25:24,474 No! 1282 01:25:24,508 --> 01:25:25,877 I stamped on them. 1283 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:28,780 Wait, so... So, you haven't been taking your pills? 1284 01:25:28,813 --> 01:25:30,647 Oh, Pete... 1285 01:25:30,681 --> 01:25:32,984 They're Herbal Kalms, for fuck's sake! 1286 01:25:35,552 --> 01:25:36,687 So, like, what's going on? 1287 01:25:36,721 --> 01:25:39,056 Why are you being so fucking mean? 1288 01:25:39,090 --> 01:25:41,692 What's Fake Pete about? What's the message there? 1289 01:25:41,726 --> 01:25:43,027 That I'm a phoney? 1290 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:46,664 Just a joke, mate. Bit of a roast. 1291 01:25:46,697 --> 01:25:49,633 There is no conspiracy here, Pete. 1292 01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:51,102 The whole world doesn't revolve around you 1293 01:25:51,135 --> 01:25:53,704 just because you've done some charity work. 1294 01:25:53,738 --> 01:25:56,007 And have you asked me once what I've been up to? 1295 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,909 What George is doing? 1296 01:25:57,942 --> 01:25:59,476 Do you even know what we do? 1297 01:25:59,509 --> 01:26:01,411 Yeah, of course I do! 1298 01:26:03,047 --> 01:26:04,982 You work in finance! 1299 01:26:05,016 --> 01:26:07,384 Babe, they do Corporate Law, 1300 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:09,452 but no one's being mean to you, OK? 1301 01:26:09,486 --> 01:26:10,721 Take it from me. 1302 01:26:10,755 --> 01:26:12,589 Oh, my God, so now you're in on it. 1303 01:26:12,622 --> 01:26:14,091 In on what? 1304 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,895 Look, I fucking swear, it's Harry or Plank... or whatever. 1305 01:26:17,929 --> 01:26:20,898 I just wanted to have a nice time with you this weekend, 1306 01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:22,967 - and he's ruined it. - Pete, it... 1307 01:26:23,768 --> 01:26:25,535 It's not Plank. 1308 01:26:26,570 --> 01:26:28,005 It's not us. 1309 01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:30,574 It's you, mate. 1310 01:26:31,709 --> 01:26:33,878 You've changed. 1311 01:26:33,911 --> 01:26:36,113 Old Pete would have loved all this. 1312 01:26:37,114 --> 01:26:39,884 I'm still old Pete! 1313 01:26:39,917 --> 01:26:41,752 I'm still Skippy! 1314 01:26:43,020 --> 01:26:44,956 Yeah, um... 1315 01:26:44,989 --> 01:26:47,992 Who is this Skippy, by the way? Is it you? 1316 01:26:48,025 --> 01:26:52,730 Yeah, I was confused when you mentioned that earlier. 1317 01:26:52,763 --> 01:26:56,067 Skippy is what you used to call me, right? 1318 01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:58,035 As in "the skipper"... 1319 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:02,740 Cos I was captain of the party. 1320 01:27:06,110 --> 01:27:08,511 - Oh, my... - Oh, dear. 1321 01:27:08,545 --> 01:27:10,748 Bond's havin' a breakdown. 1322 01:27:10,781 --> 01:27:13,084 Someone give him a dog to cuddle! 1323 01:27:13,117 --> 01:27:17,154 Oh, fucking shut up, you fucking pikey cunt! 1324 01:28:28,059 --> 01:28:30,661 Uh, I'm so hung over. 1325 01:28:46,677 --> 01:28:49,612 Listen, Sonia, about the whole engagement thing... 1326 01:28:58,621 --> 01:29:01,158 I guess you, um... 1327 01:29:03,626 --> 01:29:09,599 given everything that happened, and all the stuff I said... 1328 01:29:09,632 --> 01:29:13,237 I would totally understand if you didn't want to marry me, 1329 01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:17,041 or go out anymore. 1330 01:29:17,074 --> 01:29:19,176 - I mean, would you? - No. 1331 01:29:25,116 --> 01:29:27,018 Yeah, that makes sense. 1332 01:29:39,096 --> 01:29:41,866 Fucking hell, I called someone a 'pikey'. 1333 01:29:44,001 --> 01:29:46,037 Not the worst thing you've done, though. 1334 01:29:58,149 --> 01:30:00,251 Pete, I'm joking. 1335 01:30:01,819 --> 01:30:03,653 Of course I'll marry you. 1336 01:30:06,957 --> 01:30:08,259 What? 1337 01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:12,696 What... What do you mean? 1338 01:30:12,730 --> 01:30:14,564 Yeah, I'll marry you. 1339 01:30:16,934 --> 01:30:19,703 - You're not joking? - No. 1340 01:30:19,737 --> 01:30:21,238 Right. 1341 01:30:29,146 --> 01:30:30,915 That's great! 1342 01:30:40,057 --> 01:30:41,759 That's great. 1343 01:30:45,396 --> 01:30:47,630 You know the problem with you, don't you? 1344 01:30:49,066 --> 01:30:51,068 You can't take a fucking joke. 1345 01:31:15,063 --> 01:31:20,063 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 96417