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I'LL GET HER. 14 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,045 COME ON, CARYN. 15 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,505 WE GOTTA GO. 16 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:48,882 YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRESSED. 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,883 SURE I AM. 18 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,676 WHERE IS YOUR COAT? 19 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,219 YOUR HAT? YOUR GLOVES? 20 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,722 CHILL, MOM. 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,391 HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND ANYTHING IN THIS MESS? 22 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,560 BECAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE EVERYTHING IS. 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,604 IT'S TOTAL CHAOS. 24 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,732 NOT UP HERE IT ISN'T. 25 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:09,319 PICK UP YOUR DAD'S BACKPACK? 26 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,071 HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING "ROMEO AND JULIET"? 27 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:12,989 IT'S LAME. 28 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,074 LAME!? I LOVE "ROMEO AND JULIET!" 29 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,701 I DON'T SEE WHY. 30 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,204 SHE MARRIES THE GUY, LIKE, THE DAY AFTER SHE MEETS HIM. 31 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,580 WELL, SHE IS ONLY 13. 32 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,664 I KNOW, RIGHT? 33 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,249 SHE HAS HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER, 34 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,710 WHICH SHE TOTALLY JUST THROWS AWAY FOR LOVE. 35 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,587 WHAT'S THE BIG HURRY? 36 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,588 WHAT'S WHOSE HURRY? 37 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,924 CARYN'S READING "ROMEO AND JULIET." 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,258 WELL, THAT'S GREAT! 39 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,301 GIRLS LOVE THAT PLAY. 40 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,761 - I DON'T. - CARYN DOESN'T. 41 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,471 WELL, WHY NOT? 42 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,097 I MEAN, IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 43 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:41,017 WOULD YOU THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY FOR LOVE? 44 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:41,810 IN A HEARTBEAT. 45 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,479 EW! 46 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,773 PETER... 47 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:47,857 LET'S GO! 48 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,067 IT MAKES NO SENSE... 49 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,610 HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER, 50 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,322 AND SHE JUST THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR LOVE? 51 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,282 WHAT'S ROMANTIC ABOUT THAT? 52 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,272 HI! 53 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,356 HOW ARE YOU? 54 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,524 HELLO. 55 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,317 HI THERE! 56 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,445 YOU TOO! 57 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,340 OH, WOW. 58 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,383 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,177 SHE'S GORGEOUS. 60 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,096 AND HEY, FIRST DATE NIGHT WITHOUT HER. 61 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,347 BET YOU'RE CHECKING YOUR PHONE 62 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,515 EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 63 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,683 STEPHANIE! 64 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,018 COME HERE! 65 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,687 OH, HI. HI. UH... 66 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,646 EXCUSE ME. 67 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:09,480 SORRY. 68 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,815 [WHISPERING ARE YOU SERIOUS? 69 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:11,900 CARYN! HI. 70 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,776 THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT. 71 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:14,736 NOT A PROBLEM. 72 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,821 THEY CORNERED ME IN THE SUPERMARKET LAST WEEKEND, 73 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:17,947 MY ICE CREAM NEARLY MELTED. 74 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,699 THEY HAVE A LOT OF BABY PICTURES. 75 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,367 WELL, I CAN SEE WHY. IT IS A VERY CUTE BABY. 76 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,203 AND YOURS AND AUSTIN'S WILL BE, TOO, 77 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:24,871 WHEN THE TIME COMES. 78 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,997 IF THE TIME COMES. 79 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,874 STOP IT. IT WILL. 80 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,917 TWO WHITE WINES, PLEASE? 81 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,794 IS BRYCE HERE? 82 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:32,921 NO, HE WENT UP NORTH 83 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,049 TO SPEND THANKSGIVING WITH HIS BROTHER, GRADY. 84 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,760 WASN'T HE JUST UP THERE OVER LABOR DAY? 85 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,552 YUP. 86 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,887 DID HE ASK YOU TO GO WITH HIM? 87 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,930 NOPE. 88 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,431 DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU? 89 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:44,933 THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET HIS FAMILY? 90 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,517 NOT AS MUCH AS IT SEEMS TO BOTHER YOU, 91 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,727 SINCE YOU ALWAYS BRING IT UP. 92 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,064 I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. 93 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,899 YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 94 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,568 CAREFUL, PAL, SHE'S A MARRIED WOMAN. 95 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,904 I THANK MY LUCKY STARS FOR THAT EVERY DAY. 96 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,572 COPY THAT. 97 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,865 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GREGG? 98 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,408 FANTASY LAND, GREGG-STYLE. 99 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,368 CHECK IT OUT. 100 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,869 IT'S THE FINEST 101 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,412 PRIVATE COLLECTION OF VINYL 102 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,330 IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. 103 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,415 LOOK AT THIS, ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT? 104 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,792 GREGG WANTS TO BUY THIS FOR HIS STORE, 105 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,335 BUT APPARENTLY, IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 106 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,629 EVERY VINTAGE RECORD STORE IN THE WORLD 107 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,381 HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF THE OWNER. 108 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,632 I'VE EMAILED HIM, 109 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,550 WRITTEN HIM OVER A DOZEN TIMES. 110 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,552 WELL, MAYBE HE'LL COME AROUND. 111 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,304 WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT? 112 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,472 HMM? 113 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,891 A FORTUNE TELLER? SERIOUSLY? 114 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:27,934 COME ON, IT'S FOR CHARITY. 115 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,310 I'M PAYING. 116 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,728 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE FUTURE. 117 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,521 MADAME RUE, 118 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,982 I HAVE A CUSTOMER FOR YOU. 119 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:34,899 GOOD! 120 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:35,608 YES, HERE WE GO, BUDDY. 121 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,485 THAT WILL BE $10. 122 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,653 OKAY. 123 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,613 HERE YOU GO. 124 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,490 AH, THANK YOU. 125 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,575 NOW... GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 126 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,288 THIS IS WORTH 10 BUCKS. 127 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,875 THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD... 128 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,256 YOU... 129 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,508 WILL NEED A BIGGER BOAT. 130 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,634 WHAT? 131 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,930 THAT'S A LINE FROM "JAWS." 132 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,473 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 133 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,392 IT'S A METAPHOR. 134 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,310 THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS. 135 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,437 THAT'S IT? 136 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,147 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR $10? 137 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,148 A READING? 138 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,030 AND YOU... 139 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,076 YOU SHOULD ENJOY THAT DRINK 140 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,661 WHILE YOU CAN. 141 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,829 EXCUSE ME? 142 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,955 I REALIZE 143 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,999 IT IS NOT ON EVERYONE'S 144 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,083 FAVORITE LIST, 145 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,838 BUT RUE WOULD BE A WONDERFUL NAME FOR A BOY. 146 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,214 OR A GIRL. 147 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,842 THAT... 148 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,303 IS WHAT YOU CALL 149 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,679 A "FREEBIE." 150 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:52,185 OKAY THEN, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO THE PARTY. 151 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,394 AND YOU, PRETTY GIRL? 152 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,732 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOUR FUTURE? 153 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,360 I'M GOOD. 154 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,612 NO... 155 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,155 NO, LET'S HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. 156 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,281 MY TREAT. 157 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,496 OKAY. 158 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,497 COME HERE. 159 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,581 GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 160 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:27,095 YOU WILL RECEIVE A RING BY SPRING... 161 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,932 OR YOU WILL NEVER MARRY. 162 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,515 WOW. 163 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,652 HI! EXCUSE ME? 164 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,446 EXCUSE ME! 165 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,489 HELLO! 166 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,491 HI THERE! 167 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:13,618 HI! 168 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,577 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 169 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,079 HELLO! 170 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,749 I'M LOOKING FOR MR. HALSEY'S OFFICE? 171 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,335 CAN I HELP YOU? 172 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,794 HI! YES! 173 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,504 I'M LOOKING FOR MR. HALSEY? 174 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:26,589 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? 175 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,799 EXISTENTIALLY, NO. 176 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:29,800 THREE-DIMENSIONALLY, 177 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,843 HE'S ON THIS LIFT, TALKING TO YOU. 178 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,553 HI. MR. HALSEY, I'M-- 179 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,889 CARYN BRIGGS, "IN THE DETAILS CONSULTING?" 180 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,932 RIGHT. 181 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,850 NOW, DO YOU PREFER "MS. BRIGGS" OR "CARYN"? 182 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,352 "CARYN." PLEASE. 183 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,186 THAT IS GOOD 184 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,063 BECAUSE I HATE "MR. HALSEY." 185 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,398 HI. I'M TOM. 186 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:45,483 C.E.O. OF THIS MADHOUSE. 187 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,734 BUT DON'T SPREAD THAT AROUND. 188 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:47,526 OKAY. 189 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,527 UH, FOLLOW ME. 190 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,737 I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR OF THE ASYLUM. 191 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,863 GREAT. 192 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,199 SO, I STARTED POST-GRAD WHEN I GRADUATED COLLEGE, 193 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,284 AND I WAS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO BANKROLL BUSINESS SCHOOL, 194 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:57,745 WHEN I NOTICED A LOT OF STUDENTS 195 00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:00,373 WERE LITERALLY THROWING ALL THIS STUFF AWAY. 196 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,290 TEXTBOOKS, FURNITURE, 197 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,167 LAST YEAR'S COMPUTER, YOU NAME IT. 198 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,628 SO I CUT A DEAL WITH THE SCHOOL TO SCAVENGE WHAT I COULD, 199 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,837 AND I PUT IT ONLINE FOR SALE, 200 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,798 AND BOOM, I WAS UP AND RUNNING. 201 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,175 WELL, IT HAS BEEN QUITE A RUN. 202 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,843 YEAH. 'CAUSE I REALIZED EARLY ON 203 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,345 THERE'S, LIKE, 4,000 COLLEGES 204 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,846 AND UNIVERSITIES IN THIS COUNTRY. 205 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:18,015 4,146, TO BE EXACT. 206 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,058 WOW. YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK. 207 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,019 LIKE MY BUSINESS NAME SAYS, "IT'S IN THE DETAILS." 208 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,354 WELL, I CONTACTED ALL OF THEM, 209 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,772 AND SOON, I WAS THE GO-TO GUY, 210 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,400 SO I STOPPED SCAVENGING AND I STARTED BROKERING. 211 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,567 DID YOU WANT SOME? 212 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,986 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GONNA SEE 213 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,362 THE GREEDY LOOK IN MY EYE. 214 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,572 THEY'RE MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE. 215 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,364 RIGHT? 216 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,074 NUTS, CARAMEL CORN, PRIZES. 217 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,242 IT'S GENIUS. 218 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,327 THANKS. 219 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,039 WE RUN EVERYTHING OUT OF HERE. 220 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,040 ENTIRELY WEB-BASED. 221 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,375 IT'S A 24/7 OPERATION. 222 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,334 WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 223 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,086 P.G.S. IS THE GO-TO BRAND. 224 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,088 YEAH, I WAS FIRST IN. I GOT LUCKY. 225 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,631 MAYBE, BUT YOU'RE ALSO A FAIR DEALER 226 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,633 WITH A MONEY-BACK NO-QUESTIONS-ASKED POLICY 227 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,926 YOU TOTALLY STAND BEHIND. 228 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,428 YOU HAVE BEEN DOING YOUR RESEARCH. 229 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,430 FIRSTHAND. I WAS A CUSTOMER. 230 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,431 A HIGHLY SATISFIED ONE. 231 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,515 HUH. I'M SURPRISED 232 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,808 THEY MISSED YOUR NAME IN THE DATABASE. 233 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,934 DO YOU HAVE THOSE PURCHASE ORDERS? 234 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,852 OH. YEAH. 235 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,894 THANKS, URSULA. 236 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,104 YEAH. 237 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,481 BUT BUSINESS HAS LEVELED OUT OVER THE LAST 18 MONTHS, 238 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,525 AND I NEED TO KNOW WHY. 239 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,776 WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 240 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,945 THIS IS YOU. 241 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,988 THIS IS ME? 242 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,031 YEAH. 243 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,616 THIS, AND THE-- 244 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,576 OH, SORRY. 245 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,411 --THE BOXES IN THIS ROOM. 246 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,121 SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 247 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,581 I MEANT TO HAVE IT ORGANIZED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE, 248 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,499 BUT, WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T. 249 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,252 BUT YOU DO KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS, RIGHT? 250 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,795 NOT REALLY. 251 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,464 SO, THESE ARE ALL OF YOUR SALES, FINANCIAL 252 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,590 AND EMPLOYEE RECORDS? 253 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,674 I HOPE SO. 254 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,384 THEY WERE KIND OF SPREAD ALL OVER THE PLACE. 255 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,469 I TAKE IT BACK. 256 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,803 MAYBE YOU DID GET LUCKY. 257 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,138 I TOLD YOU. 258 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,473 WELL, IT'S AN EASY ONE. 259 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,724 I ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY FIRST RECOMMENDATION IS GONNA BE. 260 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,935 HIRE A C.E.O. WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING? 261 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,189 THIS IS ME GETTING TO WORK. 262 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,441 ALL RIGHT, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT. 263 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,959 WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE TELLING ME 264 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,170 HE DIED AND LEFT YOU EVERYTHING? 265 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,129 YEAH. 266 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,381 HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE 267 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,465 THAT THEY ENDED UP WITH SOMEBODY 268 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,509 WHO LOVED THEM AS MUCH AS HIM 269 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,843 AND THAT WAS ME. 270 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,844 TO THE OWNER 271 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,847 OF THE FINEST COLLECTION OF VINYL 272 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,182 IN THE TRI-STATE AREA! 273 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,100 HEAR, HEAR. 274 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,021 ACTUALLY, GUYS... 275 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,567 I HAVE SOME NEWS, TOO. 276 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,156 I'M PREGNANT. 277 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,533 WHAT? 278 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,659 OH, MY GOSH! 279 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,244 STEPHANIE, THAT'S FANTASTIC! 280 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,870 OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH! 281 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,539 STEPHANIE! 282 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,249 TO MADAME RUE. 283 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,168 OH, YEAH! TO MADAME RUE! 284 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,628 -TO WHO? -THE FORTUNE TELLER. 285 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,755 THE AUTUMN LEAVES FUNDRAISER. 286 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,048 REMEMBER? 287 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,007 SHE TOTALLY NAILED IT. 288 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,592 THAT "BIGGER BOAT" THAT I NEEDED 289 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,302 WAS THE BIGGER STORE THAT I'M GONNA NEED 290 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,554 FOR ALL THIS SWEET VINYL. 291 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,306 SHE KNEW I WAS GONNA GET PREGNANT! 292 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,724 WHAT WAS YOUR FORTUNE AGAIN? 293 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,560 I DON'T REMEMBER. 294 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,477 I DO. 295 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,938 "YOU WILL RECEIVE A RING BY SPRING, 296 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,815 OR YOU WILL NEVER MARRY." 297 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,400 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 298 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,610 THAT MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO GET ENGAGED. 299 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,529 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 300 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,617 HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'! 301 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,618 HEY. 302 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,121 STEPHANIE AND GREGG ARE HERE. SAY HI! 303 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706 -HI, BRYCE. -HI, BRYCE! 304 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,125 THEY BOTH HAVE REALLY BIG NEWS. 305 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,751 CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT. 306 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,712 CAN YOU TELL ME TONIGHT? ARE YOU FREE FOR DINNER? 307 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,881 UH, SURE. ARE YOU OKAY? 308 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,590 YEAH, YEAH... 309 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,050 YEAH, I JUST, UH... 310 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,635 WE NEED TO TALK. 311 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,512 OKAY. 312 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,140 UH, HEARTS OF PALM OKAY? 7:30? 313 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,099 GREAT. 314 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,225 I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 315 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,768 GREAT. 316 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,353 SEE YOU LATER. 317 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,772 HE SEEMED STRANGE. 318 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,024 WELL, OF COURSE, HE DID. 319 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,942 HE'S GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU TONIGHT. 320 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,444 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 321 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,612 OH, COME ON, 322 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,738 HEARTS OF PALM, BABY, 323 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,780 THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN. 324 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,283 OF COURSE, HE'S GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU TONIGHT. 325 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,536 BECAUSE OF WHAT SOME SILLY FORTUNE TELLER SAID? 326 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,998 MADAME RUE'S BATTING A THOUSAND SO FAR. 327 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,752 OH... 328 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,795 I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 329 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,005 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT MARRIAGE? 330 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,841 NO! I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE, 331 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,511 BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIS FAMILY. 332 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,763 STILL. 333 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,680 SO ... 334 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,307 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GET MARRIED? 335 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,391 I DON'T KNOW. 336 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,560 I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 337 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,812 WELL, DO YOU LOVE HIM? 338 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,523 YEAH. I DO, YOU KNOW? 339 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,398 I GUESS. 340 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,943 SO HE'LL ASK, YOU'LL SAY YES, 341 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,152 AND IT'LL ALL BE PERFECT. 342 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,029 YEAH. PERFECT. 343 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,256 YOU KNOW, THAT SMELLS SO FANTASTIC, 344 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,675 THAT I THINK I NEED A LITTLE TASTE. 345 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,513 EW! 346 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,683 ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO EVER STOP EMBARRASSING ME? 347 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,976 I HOPE NOT. 348 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352 YOU LOOK NICE. 349 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,186 THANK YOU. 350 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,354 I'M MEETING BRYCE FOR DINNER. 351 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,399 UM, CAN I TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT SOMETHING? 352 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,692 SURE, HONEY, FIRE AWAY. 353 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,237 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I GOT MARRIED? 354 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,698 YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? 355 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,865 NO, NOT YET, 356 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,658 NOT TECHNICALLY, 357 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:28,701 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE 358 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,537 BRYCE IS GONNA POP THE QUESTION TONIGHT. 359 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,705 "POP THE QUESTION." 360 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,373 THAT'S A WEIRD PHRASE, WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT? 361 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,127 WE DON'T REALLY... 362 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,504 KNOW BRYCE ALL THAT WELL... 363 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,880 NO, BUT WE LIKE HIM. 364 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,715 WE LIKE HIM. 365 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,842 GOOD. GOOD! THAT'S GOOD. 366 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,719 SO I WILL JUST GO, AND I WILL... 367 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,220 I WILL GET ENGAGED. 368 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,722 I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE, 369 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,806 TO MY ENGAGEMENT, SO... 370 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:51,724 THIS ALL LOOKS DELICIOUS. 371 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,891 GOOD NIGHT! LOVE YOU GUYS! 372 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,393 HAVE WE MET HIM? 373 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,352 GOOD TALK, GOOD TALK... 374 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,024 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 375 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,317 I'LL SAY. 376 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,402 ARE YOU READY TO BE A MOTHER-IN-LAW? 377 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,612 YEAH. 378 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,615 I THINK I COULD HANDLE THAT. 379 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,378 THANKS. 380 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,132 IS THAT CREAM? 381 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,803 OKAY... 382 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,974 I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME 383 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,976 WITH GRADY AND HIS FAMILY OVER THANKSGIVING. 384 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:36,935 I KNOW. 385 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,354 YOU SAID THAT. 386 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,940 ESPECIALLY WITH MY NIECE AND NEPHEW. 387 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,151 KIDS ARE... 388 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,029 SO MUCH FUN WHEN THEY'RE... 389 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,114 WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE LIKE THAT. 390 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,620 YOU HAVE A STRAY HAIR. 391 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,788 HMM? 392 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,830 OH. 393 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,668 THANK YOU. 394 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,629 SO ANYWAYS, UH... 395 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:08,133 I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH THEM, 396 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,594 AND, WELL, I'VE BEEN... 397 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,805 ASKING MYSELF SOME QUESTIONS. 398 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,684 WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS? 399 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,816 YOU KNOW. 400 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,150 QUESTIONS. 401 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,193 LIKE, "WHO AM I?" 402 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,320 WHERE AM I GOING? WHAT DO I WANT?" 403 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,155 AH, THE TRIVIAL ONES. 404 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,954 HE DIDN'T BRING ME A SPOON. 405 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,373 OH, IT-IT'S THERE. 406 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,794 SPOONS DON'T GO ON THE LEFT. 407 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,379 WHAT WAS HE THINKING? 408 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,173 YOU WERE SAYING? 409 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,341 THE, UM... 410 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,427 THE QUESTIONS? 411 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,513 RIGHT, UM... 412 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,225 ONES THAT, AT OUR AGE, WE SHOULD BE ASKING OURSELVES. 413 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,522 AND DID YOU FIND ANY ANSWERS? 414 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,857 YEAH. 415 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,818 IN PARTICULAR, THE "WHAT DO I WANT?" ONE. 416 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,908 AND? 417 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,577 AND... 418 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,544 I WANT A FAMILY, CARYN. 419 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,547 A WIFE, KIDS, 420 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,758 THE WHOLE BANANA. 421 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,260 OKAY. 422 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,265 AND SO, AS UNEXPECTED 423 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,101 AS THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE-- 424 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,561 AND IT IS FOR ME, TOO, BELIEVE ME-- 425 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,237 I'VE DECIDED THAT I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. 426 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,531 WHAT? 427 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,243 UM... 428 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,830 I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 429 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,417 YOU JUST SAID YOU WANTED THE WHOLE BANANA. 430 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,002 I-I DO. 431 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:11,048 SO WHY ARE YOU NOT PROPOSING TO ME? 432 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,343 PROPOSING? 433 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,306 CARYN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MARRIAGE MATERIAL. 434 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,017 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL? 435 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,185 AND, BY THE WAY, "MATERIAL," 436 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,853 THAT'S A VERY OFFENSIVE WORD IN THIS CONTEXT. 437 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,605 I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. 438 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,107 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 439 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,776 BECAUSE... 440 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,861 YOU DON'T. 441 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,699 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 442 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,118 I MEAN, I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 443 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,787 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 444 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,621 HOW DO YOU MEAN? 445 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,789 ACCORDING TO MADAME RUE, 446 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,958 IF I'M NOT ENGAGED BY-- WHEN DOES SPRING BEGIN? 447 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,917 MARCH 20th. 448 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,918 ---BY MARCH 20th, 449 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,628 I'M DESTINED TO BE AN OLD MAID. 450 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,630 "OLD MAID"? THAT'S A WEIRD TURN OF PHRASE, TOO. 451 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,841 I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. 452 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,801 SO, AM I SUPPOSED TO GO HUSBAND HUNTING? 453 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,719 IS THERE, LIKE, A LINK ON CRAIGSLIST FOR THAT? 454 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,515 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DESTINED TO GET MARRIED. 455 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,475 THAT'S WHAT BRYCE SAID! 456 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,601 DO YOU AGREE WITH HIM? 457 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,771 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 458 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:08,897 BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 459 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:12,150 I MEAN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN THAT I WANTED TO BE A MOM? 460 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,819 SINCE FOREVER. 461 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,904 AND THAT GREGG WOULD THROW HIMSELF 462 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,989 IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN 463 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,949 TO SAVE A SHRINK-WRAPPED FIRST PRESSING 464 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,158 OF "MEET THE BEATLES"? 465 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,493 -THE SAME. -RIGHT. 466 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,328 BECAUSE WE TALK ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 467 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,496 OBSESSIVELY. 468 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,332 AND UNLESS YOU ARE KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME, 469 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,377 I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU MENTION WANTING TO GET MARRIED. 470 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378 NOT ONCE. 471 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,047 AND I HAVE KNOWN YOU MOST OF MY... 472 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,509 STEPHANIE? 473 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,719 HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 474 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,513 STEPHANIE? 475 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,640 ARE YOU OKAY? 476 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,688 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 477 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,524 NO, NO... 478 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,984 UGH... 479 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,027 REMIND ME AGAIN 480 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,904 WHY I WANTED TO GET PREGNANT SO MUCH? 481 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,740 THEY SAY MORNING SICKNESS IS A GOOD SIGN. 482 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,949 MM-HMM. 483 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,451 WELL, WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU 484 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,036 IS THAT IT IS MORNING-NOON-AND-NIGHT 485 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,912 SICKNESS. 486 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,247 WELL, IT WON'T LAST FOREVER. 487 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,206 IT'S OKAY. 488 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,208 IF IT MEANS I HAVE A HEALTHY BABY, 489 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,628 I CAN LIVE WITH IT. 490 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,305 "RING, RING, RING," TIME TO GET UP. 491 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,057 "RING, RING, RING!" 492 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,059 TOMMY, TIME TO GET UP. 493 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,144 "RING, RING, RING!" 494 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,354 COME ON, BUDDY! 495 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,147 IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY! 496 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,733 "RING! RING! RING!" 497 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,360 ♪ I'M JUST RINGIN' HERE 498 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,569 ♪ COME ON, TOMMY-BOY... 499 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,738 OKAY, SHUT UP. 500 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,115 ♪ RINGING-- 501 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,601 HEY. 502 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,602 HEY, GOOD MORNING. 503 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,728 GOOD MORNING. 504 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,105 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP. 505 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,440 UH, I DID. 506 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,942 YOU SLEPT HERE? 507 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,110 YEAH, IN MY OFFICE. 508 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,403 I DO THAT A LOT. 509 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,946 AND THAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST? 510 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,447 YEAH. YOU WANT SOME? 511 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,157 NO, I'M GOOD. 512 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,283 SO, HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 513 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,327 YOU MAKING ANY SENSE OF THIS MESS? 514 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,954 UH, YEAH, I'M GETTING THERE. 515 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,913 GOOD. 516 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,164 UM... 517 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,000 WELL, I'LL, UH, LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK. 518 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,376 I DESPERATELY NEED A CUP OF COFFEE. 519 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,794 YOU KNOW, I COULD USE ONE, TOO. 520 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,920 I'LL COME WITH YOU. 521 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,005 ALL RIGHT. 522 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,798 OH, A LITTLE SLIDE WHISTLE! I LOVE THESE. 523 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,300 HEY, SO TELL ME SOMETHING. 524 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,593 WAS IT YOUR C.F.O.'S IDEA? 525 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,513 TO HAVE YOUR FINANCIALS SPREAD ALL OVER KINGDOM COME? 526 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,223 OH, WE DON'T HAVE A C.F.O., 527 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,558 BUT WE HAVE A REALLY AWESOME C.P.A. 528 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,310 YOU'RE A MULTI-MILLION- DOLLAR COMPANY! 529 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,520 I KNOW. SCARY, HUH? 530 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,355 IT'S UNUSUAL, FOR SURE. 531 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,523 I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT IT, 532 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,691 WE'VE BEEN FLYING BY THE SEAT OF OUR PANTS, 533 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,526 AND WE CAN'T KEEP THAT UP FOREVER-- 534 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,069 NOT IF WE EXPECT TO HAVE A FUTURE. 535 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,612 OH, THE FUTURE. 536 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,989 I GUESS IT'S PART OF HUMAN NATURE 537 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,574 TO AVOID THINKING ABOUT IT. 538 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,950 IT'S DEFINITELY PART OF MINE. 539 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,120 HOW'S YOUR BOWLING GAME? 540 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,330 AS IN "BOWLING" BOWLING? 541 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,331 YEAH. 542 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,500 UH, PRETTY MUCH NON-EXISTENT. 543 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,543 WELL, THAT'S PERFECT. 544 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,086 OUR COMPANY BOWLING TEAM MEETS EVERY WEEK. 545 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,087 NOW, WE'RE ALL REALLY BAD, 546 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,548 BUT WE JUST DO IT TO RELAX AND HANG. 547 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,758 IT'S OPEN TO ANYBODY IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US. 548 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,009 THAT'D BE GREAT. 549 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,010 GIVE ME A CHANCE 550 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,261 TO GET TO KNOW SOME OF YOUR EMPLOYEES. 551 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,721 UGH, "EMPLOYEES." I HATE THAT WORD. 552 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,639 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE LUMBERGH FROM "OFFICE SPACE." 553 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,807 OH, I LOVE THAT MOVIE! 554 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,892 YEAH! IT'S THE BEST! 555 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,810 ...HAVE YOU SEEN MY-- 556 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,020 --HAVE YOU SEEN MY STAPLER! 557 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,190 UH, SO, WHEN DO YOU GUYS MEET? 558 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,274 SUNDAY AFTERNOONS. 559 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,942 AND YOU BETTER BE AS BAD AS YOU SAY YOU ARE, 560 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,778 OR PEOPLE WILL GET REALLY ANNOYED. 561 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:46,490 I'M THE ABSOLUTE WORST, I PROMISE. 562 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,908 WELL, I GOT TO SAY, 563 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,868 WE REALLY WEREN'T THAT SURPRISED. 564 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:50,744 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK 565 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,496 I'M "MARRIAGE MATERIAL" EITHER? 566 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,413 I STILL HATE THAT. 567 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,373 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE SAYING, SWEETHEART. 568 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,375 IT'S JUST, WELL, LOOK AT YOUR HISTORY. 569 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,586 YOU AND RORY WENT STEADY ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. 570 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,587 RIGHT. 571 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,839 AND YOU AND THAT MOUNTAIN CLIMBER GUY... 572 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,882 DAVE. 573 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,967 WELL, YOU WERE INSEPARABLE IN COLLEGE. 574 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:06,927 AND JOSH IS THE ONLY GUY 575 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,678 YOU DATED IN BUSINESS SCHOOL. 576 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,056 SEE? I'M A MONOGAMOUS PERSON! 577 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,724 THEY ALL MOVED ON. 578 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,726 AND NOW BRUCE HAS, TOO. 579 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,811 BRYCE! 580 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,937 AND I GUARANTEE YOU 581 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,814 RORY DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME BECAUSE I'M NOT MARRIAGEABLE. 582 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,398 WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 583 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,316 IS HE MARRIED NOW? 584 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,026 -YES. -WELL, WHAT ABOUT DAVE? 585 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,986 JOSH ISN'T MARRIED! 586 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,696 I THOUGHT YOU AND JOSH LOST CONTACT. 587 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,406 NOT POSSIBLE IN THE AGE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, MOM. 588 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:32,494 ALL WE'RE SAYING IS, THIS HAS BEEN YOUR PATTERN. 589 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,271 YOU ARE SETTING THE BAR AWFULLY LOW. 590 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,438 I WARNED YOU. 591 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,439 SHOW-OFF. 592 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:02,941 THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU MADE THE TEAM. 593 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,610 SO, WHAT EXACTLY 594 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,904 DOES A BUSINESS CONSULTANT DO? 595 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,948 I ANALYZE A BUSINESS 596 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,617 BASED ON ITS PAST HISTORY AND CURRENT PERFORMANCE 597 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,369 AND THEN I MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS 598 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,579 ON HOW THEY CAN DO THINGS BETTER, 599 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:16,580 AND THEN HELP IMPLEMENT THEM. 600 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,290 SO ARE WE GETTING A REPORT CARD? 601 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,499 YOU BETCHA! 602 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,834 AWESOME. 603 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,460 WILL AND I ARE ANALYSTS, TOO. 604 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,795 "SYMBOLIC ANALYSTS." 605 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,380 -READ-- -"GEEK." 606 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,632 ALTHOUGH URSULA'S GEEKIER THAN ME. 607 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,717 I TRULY AM. 608 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,093 PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY AT P.G.S. IS A GEEK, 609 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,052 INCLUDING THE BOSS. 610 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,138 I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT. 611 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,141 UNCLE HARRY, YOU MADE IT 612 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,184 OF COURSE. 613 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,768 WATCHING YOU BOZOS STUMBLE OVER YOURSELVES, 614 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,438 IT IS THE BEST GAME IN TOWN. 615 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,649 -HEY, WILL. -HOW'S IT GOIN', HARRY? 616 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,276 GOOD TO SEE YOU, HANDSOME. 617 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,570 SO, WHO'S THE PRETTY NEW FACE? 618 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,738 UNCLE HARRY, THIS IS CARYN. 619 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,156 SHE'S DOING SOME CONSULTING WORK FOR US. 620 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,157 HI! 621 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,325 NICE TO MEET YOU. 622 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,452 I'M CHARMED. 623 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,453 I DON'T SEE A RING. 624 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,621 WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER OUT? 625 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,997 DOWN, BOY. 626 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,042 SORRY. 627 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:03,960 AND... GO! 628 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,212 -GOT IT? -YEAH.... 629 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,590 OH, GREGG, THANK YOU SO MUCH 630 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,883 FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS. 631 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,176 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 632 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,177 YUP. 633 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,136 WE'RE REALLY SUPPOSED TO CHANGE MATTRESSES 634 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,179 EVERY SEVEN YEARS? 635 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,180 YEP. 636 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,015 WELL, I'M ABOUT A DECADE OVERDUE THEN. 637 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:20,393 DO YOU REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL 638 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:22,896 WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE? 639 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,231 OF COURSE. 640 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,357 I ASKED THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL, 641 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,691 AND SHE SAID "YES." 642 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:27,651 AW... 643 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,527 THANKS FOR THAT "HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL" COMMENT. 644 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:30,862 THAT'S NOT TRUE, BUT... 645 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,364 YES, IT IS. 646 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,366 AND THEN THAT STUD MUFFIN RORY MATTHEWS 647 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,909 SWEPT YOU OFF YOUR FEET. 648 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,369 RIGHT... 649 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,328 THAT HAPPENED. 650 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,579 WHICH WAS TOTALLY COOL, 651 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,706 BECAUSE THEN YOU AND I GOT TO BE FRIENDS INSTEAD. 652 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,958 MAN, RORY MATTHEWS. 653 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,710 I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT HIM IN AGES. 654 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,628 RIGHT? 655 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,712 HE WAS SO CRAZY ABOUT YOU, 656 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,047 IT WAS RIDICULOUS. 657 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,341 HE REALLY WAS. 658 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,718 SO WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME? 659 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,011 I DON'T KNOW. 660 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,513 AND JOSH? 661 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,681 AND DAVE? 662 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,807 WHY DID THEY JUST MOVE ON? 663 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,770 I NEED TO FIND OUT. 664 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,189 RORY? 665 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:09,567 HI! IT'S CARYN. 666 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,070 CARYN BRIGGS. 667 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:15,198 HOW ARE YOU? 668 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:51,443 TOM! 669 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,736 HEY, YOU EAT HERE, TOO? 670 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,862 YES, I LOVE THIS PLACE. 671 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:54,988 THEY HAVE THE BEST MOZZA-- 672 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,656 --MOZZARELLA STICKS IN TOWN. 673 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,116 HUH. 674 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,201 RORY! 675 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,578 WELL, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH. 676 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,954 YOU, TOO. IS THAT-- 677 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:03,872 OH, YEAH, 678 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:04,998 EXTRA CRISPY MOZZARELLA STICKS. 679 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,082 CRACKLIN' FUN FOR DESERT? 680 00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,083 YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 681 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,126 BYE, TOM. 682 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,127 SEE YOU. 683 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,004 RORY. 684 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:11,671 CARYN. 685 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,506 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 686 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,632 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 687 00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:15,800 THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME FOR LUNCH. 688 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,760 NO, OF COURSE. 689 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,470 COOPER'S THREE AND A HALF, 690 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,138 AND ASHLEY WILL BE ONE IN A FEW WEEKS. 691 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,848 OH, THEY'RE SUPER CUTE. 692 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,433 YEAH, THEY'RE A COUPLE OF SWEETHEARTS. 693 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,935 THAT'S BRANDI WITH FIONA. 694 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,228 BRANDI'S MY WIFE. 695 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,271 AND FIONA'S-- 696 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,648 THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, GOT IT. 697 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,400 BRANDI'S SUPER CUTE, TOO. 698 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,069 YEAH, I LUCKED OUT THERE. 699 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,653 SO, HOW ABOUT YOU? 700 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:36,571 ARE YOU MARRIED? KIDS? 701 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:38,656 NO. NO, I'M, UM... 702 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,742 STILL AN ARMY OF ONE. 703 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,328 WELL, THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. 704 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,537 IT DOESN'T? 705 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:47,832 NO. NO, YOU WERE ALWAYS SO INDEPENDENT. 706 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,085 SO SELF-CONTAINED. 707 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,795 BRANDI'S THE OPPOSITE. 708 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,671 SHE NEEDS A LOT OF ATTENTION. 709 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:54,798 SO... 710 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,049 BRANDI IS HIGH MAINTENANCE? 711 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,258 MAJORLY. 712 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,843 AND IF I'M THE OPPOSITE OF THAT, 713 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,178 THAT MEANS I'M ... 714 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,096 LOW MAINTENANCE? 715 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,931 IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU SURE WERE. 716 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,392 ISN'T LOW MAINTENANCE A GOOD THING? 717 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,228 I LIKE HIGH MAINTENANCE. 718 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,188 I LIKE TAKING CARE OF BRANDI AND THE KIDS. 719 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,815 I LIKE FEELING NEEDED. 720 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:17,445 OKAY. SO, I DID NOT MAKE YOU FEEL NEEDED IN HIGH SCHOOL? 721 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,615 IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED ME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? 722 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,909 ARE YOU WORKING ON SOME UNRESOLVED HIGH SCHOOL ISSUES? 723 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:25,662 NO. NO, NOT REALLY HIGH SCHOOL EXACTLY, 724 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,205 BUT I DO HAVE THIS PATTERN 725 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,582 WHERE THE GUYS THAT I'M DATING, IT'S GOING GREAT, 726 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,126 AND THEN THEY JUST MOVE ON. 727 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,877 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU DID. 728 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,546 WE WERE 17. 729 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,048 BUT IF I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FEEL NEEDED IN HIGH SCHOOL, 730 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,299 WHY WERE YOU WITH ME? 731 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:42,262 HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS 732 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,347 ARE PRETTY MUCH ALL ABOUT HORMONES, CARYN, 733 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,766 AND YOU, TOO, ARE PRETTY CUTE. 734 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,811 ANYWAYS, I DON'T THINK "ROMANCE" IS THE RIGHT WORD. 735 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,895 YOU WERE NOT ROMANTIC. 736 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,105 I WASN'T? 737 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,898 NO, UM.. 738 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:58,445 DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR REPORT ON "ROMEO AND JULIET"? 739 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,280 YOU SAID 740 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,699 JULIET HAD HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER... 741 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:06,077 AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY. 742 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,454 FOR LOVE. 743 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,709 YEAH, I DO REMEMBER THAT. 744 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,879 MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PATTERN, 745 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,298 WANTING TO AVOID THAT. 746 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,597 GREGG IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 747 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:29,642 SEND HIM IN. 748 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:41,571 THANK YOU. 749 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,363 HI, GREGG. 750 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,115 BRYCE... GOOD TO SEE YOU. 751 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:44,782 HAVE A SEAT. 752 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,076 THANKS. 753 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,703 SO... 754 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:50,705 WE'RE UPDATING YOUR BUSINESS'S 755 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,415 LIABILITY POLICY, RIGHT? 756 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,291 YEAH. 757 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,626 I'M MOVING INTO A BIGGER SPACE. 758 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,960 THAT'S THE NEW LEASE AGREEMENT. 759 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,587 GREAT. 760 00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:00,173 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 761 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,675 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN CARYN LATELY? 762 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,678 YEAH. A WEEK AGO. 763 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,390 HOW'S SHE DOING? 764 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,391 SHE'S GOOD, SHE'S... 765 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,352 SAME OLD CARYN, YOU KNOW. 766 00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:14,854 GOOD... 767 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,526 MAN, -THAT WAS HARD, BREAKING UP WITH HER. 768 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:22,153 YEAH? 769 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:25,323 YEAH, I STILL CARE ABOUT HER, A LOT. 770 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,408 JUST, UH... 771 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,369 DIDN'T SEE A FUTURE FOR US, YOU KNOW? 772 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,205 RIGHT. 773 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,707 THEN I GUESS IT'S BEST YOU BROKE IT OFF. 774 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,002 YEAH, I GUESS. I GUESS... 775 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:41,506 I JUST, UH... 776 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,217 I STILL MISS HER. 777 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,720 LET'S GET BACK TO THIS. 778 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,181 UH, LET'S SEE, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. 779 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,182 LET'S REVIEW 5-D. 780 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:55,019 YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT BOOK REPORT. 781 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,271 I MEAN, WE WERE ALL PRETTY SHOCKED. 782 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,856 GIRLS LOVE "ROMEO AND JULIET." 783 00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:01,651 AND WHY WERE YOU HAVING LUNCH WITH RORY MATTHEWS? 784 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:02,819 I'M ON A JOURNEY. 785 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,861 A JOURNEY BACKWARDS? 786 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:04,654 MOSTLY. 787 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,115 AND WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO FIND 788 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,241 ON THIS JOURNEY? 789 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,785 WHY EVERY GUY I HAVE EVER DATED DUMPED ME. 790 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:16,082 WELL, FIGURING THINGS OUT IS YOUR SPECIALTY. 791 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,875 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ALL OF THOSE? 792 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,294 I SURE AM. 793 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,920 I'M FINALLY OVER THE MORNING SICKNESS, 794 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,505 AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE 795 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,049 TO TAKE A VACATION FROM DIETING AND EAT WHATEVER I WANT. 796 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,092 I MEAN, IT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING PREGNANT. 797 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,053 ALSO, THE, UM, THE BABY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE. 798 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,054 THAT, TOO. 799 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,892 SO, WHAT'S THE NEXT STOP ON YOUR JOURNEY? 800 00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:36,644 MICKEY SAMELSON FROM JUNIOR HIGH? 801 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,563 EW! NO! AND I DUMPED HIM. 802 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,065 WELL THEN, IT'S GOT TO BE-- 803 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,483 DAVE! 804 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,027 HEY, IT'S CARYN! 805 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,113 YES, THAT CARYN. 806 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,448 WELL, I SAW ON FACEBOOK 807 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,075 THAT YOU ARE GONNA BE IN TOWN NEXT WEEK, 808 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:51,993 AND I THOUGHT... 809 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,911 SHE HAS A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE. 810 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,623 WELL THEN, ASK HER OUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, 811 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,624 COME ON. 812 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,459 ...TUESDAY FOR COFFEE SOUNDS PERFECT! 813 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,378 OKAY, DAVE, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 814 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,589 HAVE A GREAT TRIP. 815 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,923 BYE. 816 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,075 WOW, DAVE, THAT IS AN UNBELIEVABLE VIEW. 817 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,660 WELL, IT BETTER BE. 818 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,786 IT TAKES ABOUT THREE DAYS 819 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,454 TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF KILIMANJARO. 820 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,580 DID YOU HAVE TO TRAIN A LOT BEFORE YOU WENT? 821 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,748 OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY, 822 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,625 BUT THAT'S PART OF THE FUN. 823 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,542 WHO'S THAT? 824 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,960 OH, MONICA, ON OUR SAFARI. 825 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,962 BOY, SHE LOOKS REALLY FIT. 826 00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:45,922 SHE IS. 827 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,215 SHE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES. 828 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,966 WE'RE HEADED TO BONAIRE THIS SUMMER. 829 00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:50,093 WHERE IS THAT? 830 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,260 THE DUTCH CARIBBEAN. 831 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,805 SOME OF THE BEST SCUBA DIVING IN THE WORLD. 832 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:54,514 HERE YOU GO. 833 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,932 COOL. 834 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:56,974 SO ... NO KIDS YET? 835 00:32:56,974 --> 00:32:58,559 NO KIDS EVER. 836 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,311 WE DECIDED PRETTY EARLY ON 837 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:01,479 THAT WE WERE GOING TO FOCUS OUR FULL ATTENTION 838 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,563 ON EACH OTHER. 839 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,524 RIGHT. 840 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,984 I READ MORE AND MORE COUPLES ARE DOING THAT. 841 00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,319 YEAH. 842 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,529 LOOK, BETWEEN US, 843 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,740 MONICA AND I, WE MAKE A PRETTY DARN GOOD LIVING. 844 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,158 LOW-STRESS JOBS, LOTS OF VACATION TIME, 845 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,326 SO WHY TIE OURSELVES TO RAISING A FAMILY 846 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,452 WHEN THERE'S ALL THOSE ADVENTURES 847 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:18,496 OUT THERE TO TACKLE, RIGHT? 848 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,289 RIGHT. YES. 849 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,874 SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 850 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,668 YOU, UH, YOU STILL SINGLE? 851 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,461 I DON'T SEE A RING. 852 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,881 YEAH. YUP, STILL AN ARMY OF ONE. 853 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,844 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING ME TODAY. 854 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,512 UM, DO YOU MIND 855 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:37,348 IF I, UM, ASK YOU A QUESTION? 856 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,683 NOT AT ALL. 857 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:42,019 WHY EXACTLY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME? 858 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,062 DO YOU REMEMBER? 859 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:47,442 SURE. I DID IT TO SEE WHAT YOU'D DO. 860 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,485 WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO? 861 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,486 FIGHT FOR ME. 862 00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,740 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 863 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,742 WELL, I'M SORRY IF THAT SOUNDS HARSH, 864 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,951 BUT IT ALWAYS SEEMED TO ME, 865 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,412 THAT, YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH WE HAD GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, 866 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,788 YOU NEVER WANTED ME IN YOUR LIFE 867 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,373 AS MUCH AS I WANTED YOU IN MINE. 868 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,791 YES, I DID! 869 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:07,628 WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU GIVE UP SO EASILY WHEN I BROKE IT OFF? 870 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,258 SO HE WAS TESTING YOU? 871 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,217 YEAH. 872 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,136 THAT IS SO MANIPULATIVE. 873 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:15,887 MAYBE, BUT I FAILED. 874 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,221 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 875 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,139 NO, A GUY LIKE THAT? 876 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,140 YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. 877 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,184 SO, WHAT WAS I DOING WITH HIM FOR THREE YEARS? 878 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,894 YOU WERE YOUNG, IN COLLEGE. 879 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,687 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I WAS WITH HIM 880 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,689 BECAUSE I KNEW WE WEREN'T GOING TO HAVE A FUTURE? 881 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:28,232 AND JOSH? AND BRYCE? 882 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,234 BECAUSE "I HAD MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME, 883 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,237 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST THROW IT AWAY FOR LOVE?" 884 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,197 HUH? 885 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,323 HER "ROMEO AND JULIET" BOOK REPORT. 886 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,949 YOU REMEMBER THAT? 887 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:38,076 SURE. 888 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,118 YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL I EVER MET 889 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,745 WHO DIDN'T LIKE "ROMEO AND JULIET." 890 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,539 SO, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME? 891 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,999 IT SAYS YOU WERE 12, 892 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,085 AND, LIKE MOST KIDS, KNEW EVERYTHING. 893 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,128 MAYBE I DID. 894 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:51,839 WHY DON'T WE JUST WATCH OUR MOVIE. 895 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,634 IT'S NOT A ROMANCE, IS IT? 896 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,676 NO, IT'S A MYSTERY. IT'S BRITISH. 897 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,053 I LIKE BRITISH GUYS. 898 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,596 MAYBE MY HUSBAND'S BRITISH. 899 00:34:58,596 --> 00:34:59,472 ALL RIGHT... 900 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,765 THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT 901 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,099 IS A BRITISH GUY. 902 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:03,267 DAD... 903 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,311 YOU ARE GONNA FIND THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS. 904 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:22,286 HI, URSULA. 905 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,538 HEY, TOM. 906 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,498 HUH, IS THAT A NEW SHIRT? 907 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,499 YEAH. 908 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,500 IT'S NICE. 909 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,960 THANKS. 910 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,753 YEAH. 911 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,798 ARE YOU WEARING AFTERSHAVE? 912 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,299 YEAH. 913 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,635 SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK HER OUT? 914 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,387 ASK WHO OUT? 915 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,388 COME ON, TOM, 916 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,848 YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS? 917 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,309 WE'VE ALL SEEN THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT CARYN. 918 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,520 IT'S THAT OBVIOUS, HUH? 919 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:51,482 LOOK, HOW LONG AGO DID YOU AND ASHLEY BREAK UP? 920 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,234 LIKE, 18 MONTHS? 921 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,527 YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 922 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,863 SO YOU'RE, LIKE, WAY OVERDUE TO START DATING AGAIN. 923 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,323 URSULA, I DON'T WANT TO JUST DATE TO DATE. 924 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:00,700 I WANT TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT SOMEBODY. 925 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,703 YOU GOTTA DATE 'EM FIRST. 926 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,747 SHE'S REALLY COOL, TOM. 927 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:07,707 JUST GO FOR IT. 928 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,251 YOU SOUND LIKE UNCLE HARRY. 929 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,880 WELL, HARRY'S A VERY SMART GUY. 930 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,727 HEY! 931 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,020 JOSH! 932 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,647 HEY. NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 933 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:32,565 I KNOW! 934 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,775 HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S SAN DIEGO? 935 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,235 SUNNY AND PROSPEROUS. 936 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,696 MY SURFBOARD BUSINESS HAS REALLY TAKEN OFF. 937 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:39,363 REALLY? 938 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,531 WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 939 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,742 I MEAN, YOU WERE THE STAR OF OUR M.B.A. PROGRAM. 940 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:43,743 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 941 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:45,202 ARE YOU STILL CONSULTING? 942 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,329 YES, I AM. 943 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,455 I'M ACTUALLY RUNNING INTO P.G.S. RIGHT NOW. 944 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,206 AH, THE SURPLUS GUYS, 945 00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:50,750 I LOVE THEM. 946 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,126 LOOK, I CAN'T TALK FOR LONG. 947 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,252 I'M ABOUT TO START A MEETING. 948 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,922 IS THERE A REASON YOU GOT IN TOUCH? 949 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,839 YEAH. 950 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:57,840 I'M ACTUALLY... 951 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,883 THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, 952 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,761 BUT, LATELY, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF SOUL-SEARCHING, 953 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,929 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING, 954 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,766 WHEN BUSINESS SCHOOL WAS OVER, AND I WAS MOVING BACK HERE, 955 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,435 WERE YOU AT ALL TEMPTED TO ASK ME TO STAY? 956 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,020 SURE. 957 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,230 SO WHY DIDN'T YOU? 958 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:15,232 BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WEREN'T IN LOVE WITH ME. 959 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,360 WELL, WERE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME? 960 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,404 YEAH, CRAZY IN LOVE. 961 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,740 JOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 962 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,866 I TOLD YOU. 963 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:25,076 DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME? 964 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,410 NOT REALLY. 965 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,412 I'M SO SORRY! 966 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,455 AH, NO, DON'T BE. 967 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:31,082 I'M OVER IT, AND WE HAD A GREAT RUN. 968 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,709 YEAH, WE REALLY DID, DIDN'T WE? 969 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,002 DON'T DO TOO MUCH SOUL-SEARCHING, CARYN. 970 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:37,296 JUST EMBRACE THE MOMENT. 971 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,340 YOU'RE ALWAYS REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 972 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,341 THANK YOU, JOSH. 973 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,218 THAT'S SO SWEET. 974 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,219 I DON'T KNOW, 975 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,845 COME OUT AND SEE ME SOON. 976 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,597 I WOULD LIKE THAT. 977 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,224 -HI. -HI! 978 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,475 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO BUZZ. GOOD TALKIN' TO YOU. 979 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:50,768 ONE SECOND. YOU, TOO! 980 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,269 HAVE A GREAT DAY! 981 00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:53,604 HI! 982 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,481 OH, UH, I READ YOUR PRELIMINARY REPORT. 983 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,774 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD TIME 984 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:57,942 TO GO THROUGH IT WITH ME? 985 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,235 SURE. YES, YOU WANNA... 986 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,444 LET'S GO TO MY OFFICE. 987 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:01,988 SURE. 988 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:05,157 I KNOW THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 989 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,450 BUT, UH, WAS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 990 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,954 NO, I'M ACTUALLY NOT DATING ANYONE AT THE MOMENT. 991 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,830 OH. 992 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,998 SO I GUESS A LOT OF YOUR FRIENDS 993 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,374 JUST HAPPEN TO BE GUYS, HUH? 994 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,625 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 995 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:15,751 WELL, THE DINER... 996 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,628 RORY! RIGHT. 997 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:18,337 AND-AND JOSH. 998 00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,631 AND SOMEBODY NAMED DAVE? 999 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,466 BOWLING? PHONE CALL? 1000 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:25,136 NO, THOSE GUYS ARE ALL FRIENDS. 1001 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,306 I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP, A VERY SERIOUS ONE, 1002 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,473 UNTIL RECENTLY. 1003 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,058 AH, DID HE GO COMMITMENT-SHY ON YOU, 1004 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,309 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT DRILL. 1005 00:38:32,309 --> 00:38:34,311 NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY ME. 1006 00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:36,313 I COULDN'T MAKE THE COMMITMENT HE WANTED, 1007 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:37,398 SO I'M NOT COMMITTED, 1008 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,399 EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER ASKED ME TO COMMIT. 1009 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,901 I THINK I COULD BE COMMITTED, BUT I'M NOT. 1010 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,029 WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM? 1011 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,032 BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED THAT. 1012 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,658 DO YOU? 1013 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:51,954 I DON'T KNOW. 1014 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,080 I THINK THAT WHOLE 1015 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,623 "SHE HAD HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER 1016 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,666 AND JUST THREW IT ALL AWAY" THING 1017 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,335 REALLY TWISTED ME UP. 1018 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,919 THIS IS THE ROMEO AND JULIET THING? 1019 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:00,504 YES. I GOT IT IN MY HEAD 1020 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,423 THAT IF YOU LET YOURSELF FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE, 1021 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,008 YOUR WHOLE WORLD CHANGES. 1022 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,134 WELL, DOESN'T IT? 1023 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,927 YES, BUT CHANGE IS GOOD. 1024 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,679 I THOUGHT CHANGE WAS BAD. 1025 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,347 WELL, IT CAN BE. 1026 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:12,141 HEY, MARCO. 1027 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,602 SO, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 1028 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,897 YOU'RE SORRY BRYCE BROKE UP WITH YOU? 1029 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,814 YES! 1030 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:20,524 I THINK I BLEW IT. 1031 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,026 I DON'T THINK SO. 1032 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,320 I THINK YOU STILL HAVE A SHOT WITH HIM. 1033 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,863 WHAT? 1034 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,740 I SAW HIM THE OTHER DAY, 1035 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,576 AND HE SEEMED REALLY SAD ABOUT THE BREAKUP. 1036 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,370 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT? 1037 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,455 SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS! 1038 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,291 BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS. 1039 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,586 MEET... 1040 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,172 MY BABY. 1041 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:44,673 WHAT? 1042 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:46,425 I KNOW! 1043 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,802 STEPHANIE, THAT'S SO COOL! 1044 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:48,886 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH! 1045 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,054 I KNOW... 1046 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,723 OH, MY GOSH... 1047 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,642 WOW... 1048 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:59,522 YOU LOVE BEING MARRIED, DON'T YOU? 1049 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,648 WELL, EXCEPT ON THOSE DAYS 1050 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,025 WHEN AUSTIN DRIVES ME UP THE WALL. 1051 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,486 AND NOW, A BABY ON THE WAY? 1052 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,530 IT IS A BEAUTIFUL LIFE YOU'RE LIVING, 1053 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,739 STEPHANIE KIRKWOOD. 1054 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,866 WHAT IS THIS? 1055 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,951 WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 1056 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,370 THIS JOURNEY THAT I'VE BEEN ON, 1057 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,496 IT'S JUST, I THINK 1058 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,289 I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY WAY OUT OF THE MAZE. 1059 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,457 YEAH? 1060 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:22,086 YEAH, I MEAN, ALL THE GUYS THAT I'VE DATED, 1061 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,171 THEY'VE ALL KNOWN SOMETHING ABOUT ME 1062 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:26,924 THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF, 1063 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,759 OR AT LEAST I WOULDN'T ADMIT TO MYSELF. 1064 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,677 WHAT? 1065 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,138 I'M AFRAID OF MARRIAGE, 1066 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:35,224 AND I HAVE TO GET OVER THAT. 1067 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,893 I THINK MADAME RUE'S PREDICTION 1068 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,687 WAS A WAKE-UP CALL. 1069 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,706 HI. 1070 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,793 HI. 1071 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:49,131 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1072 00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:52,176 YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT ME, BRYCE. 1073 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,929 I AM MARRIAGE MATERIAL. 1074 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,350 I REALLY AM. 1075 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:03,854 CAN WE... 1076 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:05,189 CAN WE TALK? 1077 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:05,856 YEAH. 1078 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,149 COME ON IN. 1079 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:09,235 AFTER YOU. 1080 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:12,488 SO, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, 1081 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:13,697 BUT I SAW A FORTUNE TELLER. 1082 00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:16,200 SHE SAID I WOULD RECEIVE A RING BY SPRING. 1083 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,453 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1084 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:20,663 A FORTUNE TELLER TOLD YOU THIS? 1085 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,374 YES, BUT A REALLY AMAZING ONE. 1086 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,042 SHE TOTALLY SAW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN 1087 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,585 WITH STEPHANIE AND GREGG. 1088 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,713 SO YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER 1089 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,840 SO THAT THIS PREDICTION CAN COME TRUE? 1090 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,219 NO. NO, BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1091 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,387 YOU WERE AHEAD OF ME. 1092 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,682 I'M JUST... CATCHING UP. 1093 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,936 I MISSED YOU. 1094 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:50,234 SO, DID YOU LOOK AT ALL OF THESE MAGAZINES 1095 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,735 WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING YOUR WEDDING? 1096 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,446 A LOT OF THEM. 1097 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:57,074 I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY. 1098 00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:59,285 THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. 1099 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,494 HELLO! 1100 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:01,787 DINNER IS SERVED. 1101 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:03,580 WONDERFUL! 1102 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,623 I'LL GO SERVE US UP. 1103 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:05,624 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'? 1104 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,668 BRYCE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED! 1105 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,044 I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP. 1106 00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,254 AUSTIN... 1107 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,089 I-I MEAN, UH... WOW! 1108 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,757 CARYN, THAT'S- THAT'S GREAT. 1109 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:14,800 I KNOW! 1110 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,051 THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP DINNER... 1111 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:17,136 GETTING MARRIED? 1112 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,095 MM-HMM. 1113 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,096 IS THIS FOR REAL? 1114 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,139 I DON'T KNOW. 1115 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,432 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, HE HASN'T PROPOSED, 1116 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,433 THEY HAVEN'T SET A DATE. 1117 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,600 BUT THEY'RE SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN? 1118 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,560 APPARENTLY. 1119 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,644 IS THIS A GOOD THING? 1120 00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:27,813 I HOPE SO. 1121 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:29,690 BUT LOOKING AT BRIDAL MAGAZINES WITH CARYN, 1122 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,400 SOMEONE I HAVE KNOWN MY WHOLE LIFE, 1123 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,444 WHO HAS NEVER SHOWN THE LEAST BIT OF INTEREST 1124 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,611 IN STUFF LIKE THIS? 1125 00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:35,779 ...I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1126 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,239 WEIRD. 1127 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,660 BY NOW YOU ALL KNOW CARYN. 1128 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,787 THE HANDS-DOWN WORST BOWLER ON THE TEAM. 1129 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,415 THANK YOU. 1130 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,542 SHE'S SPENT THE PAST MANY WEEKS ANALYZING P.G.S. 1131 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:49,710 FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, 1132 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,253 FIGURING OUT WHAT MAKES US TICK, 1133 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:53,714 AND, HOPEFULLY, HOW TO MAKE US TICK EVEN BETTER, 1134 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,799 BUT I'LL LET HER EXPLAIN ALL THAT. 1135 00:43:55,799 --> 00:44:00,471 SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME CARYN BRIGGS! 1136 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,268 FIRST OF ALL, 1137 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,812 I WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU 1138 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,105 FOR RUNNING SUCH A SUCCESSFUL, 1139 00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,565 CUSTOMER-FRIENDLY BUSINESS. 1140 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:13,776 YES! 1141 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,110 NOW, I HAVE ADVISED A LOT OF BUSINESSES OVER THE YEARS, 1142 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,320 AND MOST OF THE TIME, 1143 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,154 WHAT I DISCOVER, 1144 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,739 WHICH NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR, 1145 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,991 IS THEY'RE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH. 1146 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,368 WITH YOU GUYS, 1147 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,994 IT'S ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE-- 1148 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,621 YOU WORK TOO HARD! 1149 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,499 MOST OF YOU PUT IN EIGHT TO TEN-HOUR DAYS, 1150 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,666 OCCASIONAL ALL-NIGHTERS. 1151 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:32,002 LIKE THE GUY HERE WHO DOES NOT WANT TO BE CALLED 1152 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,670 YOUR BOSS. 1153 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:34,838 AND ORGANIZATIONALLY, 1154 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,966 WELL, THERE IS NOT A LOT OF ORGANIZATION. 1155 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,009 AS A RESULT, 1156 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,261 YOU'RE NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS YOU COULD BE. 1157 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:44,681 NOW, THIS LAYS OUT MY RECOMMENDATIONS 1158 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:45,849 FOR HOW WE FIX THAT. 1159 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:49,144 OVER THE NEXT SIX WEEKS, WE WILL IMPLEMENT THEM, 1160 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,688 WHICH MEANS I WILL BE SPENDING ONE-ON-ONE TIME 1161 00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:53,023 WITH ALL OF YOU, 1162 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,692 AND THEN WE WILL CRUNCH THE REAL-TIME NUMBERS 1163 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:57,945 AND SEE HOW EFFECTIVE THEY ARE. 1164 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:58,946 HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 1165 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,030 SOUNDS GOOD. 1166 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,494 I HEARD WE HAVE HOMEWORK? 1167 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,995 YES, YOU DO. 1168 00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,038 OH, BOY... 1169 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:10,791 THAT WAS AWESOME. 1170 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,668 WORK 9:00 TO 5:00? WHAT A CONCEPT. 1171 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,710 THANK YOU. 1172 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,087 LET ME KNOW WHEN OUR ONE-ON-ONE IS GONNA BE. 1173 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,713 WILL DO. 1174 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:19,091 I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 1175 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,718 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING HOME AT 5:00 EVERY DAY. 1176 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:24,471 WELL, I'M A CONSULTANT, NOT A COP, 1177 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:25,305 BUT IF YOU DON'T, 1178 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,974 AND BUSINESS DOESN'T IMPROVE, 1179 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:27,975 DON'T BLAME ME. 1180 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,726 YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO HELP? 1181 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,228 YOU BETTER BELIEVE I DO, 1182 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:33,730 OR HIRING ME WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 1183 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:34,731 POINT TAKEN. 1184 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,775 HEY, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 1185 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:39,403 'CAUSE I AM JONESING FOR SOME MOZZARELLA STICKS. 1186 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,281 OH, I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T TONIGHT. 1187 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:45,075 WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 1188 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:46,452 LIKE A DINNER DATE. 1189 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,958 THAT'S, UM... 1190 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,085 WOW, I MEAN, THAT'S... 1191 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,211 THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 1192 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:57,796 I, UM... 1193 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,884 BUT MY-MY BOYFRIEND... 1194 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,260 BRYCE AND I 1195 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,179 JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER. 1196 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:07,973 OH. 1197 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:10,100 THAT WHOLE COMMITMENT THING 1198 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,560 THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT, 1199 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,813 WE WORKED ON IT, AND, UM... 1200 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:17,816 WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED. 1201 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,569 MARRIED? 1202 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,945 UH... 1203 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:24,114 CONGRATULATIONS. 1204 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,742 UM, I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS TO BRYCE. 1205 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,076 SINCE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONGRATULATE THE GUY 1206 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:29,119 AND NOT THE GIRL. 1207 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,079 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 1208 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:32,122 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S... 1209 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:37,127 WELL, THIS IS... 1210 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,795 IT'S GREAT NEWS. 1211 00:46:38,795 --> 00:46:40,964 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD INVITE HIM BOWLING. 1212 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:41,965 I WOULD LOVE TO MEET HIM. 1213 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:44,009 OKAY. I WILL. 1214 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:49,556 AND-AND THANK YOU FOR... 1215 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:50,641 ASKING ME OUT. 1216 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:54,394 I MEAN, IF I WERE SINGLE, I WOULD HAVE REALLY LIKED THAT. 1217 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,108 SO I'LL GET... 1218 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,276 YEAH. 1219 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,307 -I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS. -GOOD! 1220 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:34,226 -I'M GETTING BETTER, RIGHT? -DON'T YOU THINK? 1221 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:35,394 YES 1222 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,355 OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE... 1223 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,357 ONE, TWO THREE.. 1224 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,568 YEAH. OOH, I'M SORRY. 1225 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,028 YOU'RE DOING GREAT! NOT AT ALL, HONEY. 1226 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,780 YOU KNOW, WE COULD... 1227 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,032 WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS STANDING UP. 1228 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,284 OH, PETER... 1229 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,202 THAT'S THE PART OF DANCING PEOPLE FORGET... 1230 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,870 DON'T YOU THINK? 1231 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:54,997 OH... 1232 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,085 STOP... 1233 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,629 OH, THERE YOU ARE! 1234 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,047 HI, SWEETHEART. 1235 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,549 YOU GUYS LOOK FANTASTIC! 1236 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,718 OH, HARDLY. 1237 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,344 NO, NO, NO, THE JUDGES HAVE SPOKEN. 1238 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:11,555 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DANCING? 1239 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,557 UH, SINCE TONIGHT. 1240 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:14,725 YEAH. 1241 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,226 THERE'S A VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE AT THE REC CENTER, 1242 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,644 WE DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS OURSELVES. 1243 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,854 AND WE WON'T. 1244 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,564 WE MIGHT. 1245 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,447 IT'LL NEED TO BE TAKEN IN. 1246 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:32,242 YOU'RE THINNER THAN I WAS ON MY WEDDING DAY. 1247 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,703 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1248 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,456 I DON'T KNOW. 1249 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,791 I HAVE ZERO ATTACHMENT 1250 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:41,168 TO THE IDEA OF YOU GETTING MARRIED 1251 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,085 IN THE DRESS I WORE. 1252 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,462 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 1253 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,755 RIGHT. 1254 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:45,922 I GOTTA ADMIT. 1255 00:48:45,922 --> 00:48:50,427 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE MYSELF IN ONE OF THESE. 1256 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,137 WHY? 1257 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:54,473 CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? 1258 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,599 SURE. 1259 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:58,352 MOM, HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 1260 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,730 I KNOW THE SACRIFICES YOU'VE HAD TO MAKE 1261 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:03,649 TO MARRY DAD. 1262 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,984 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1263 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:09,154 NEW YORK, PUBLISHING, YOUR WHOLE CAREER. 1264 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:12,824 THAT WAS JUST A JOB I HAD AFTER COLLEGE. 1265 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:15,619 BUT IT WAS SO EXCITING AND GLAMOROUS. 1266 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:20,832 BUT IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED, CARYN. 1267 00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:22,584 THIS. 1268 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:23,835 AND... 1269 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:24,878 AND YOU, 1270 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,004 AND YOUR DAD, 1271 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:27,547 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. 1272 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:31,468 I DIDN'T GIVE UP ANYTHING. 1273 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,762 I GOT IT. 1274 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:38,809 IS THAT WHERE, "SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR LOVE" CAME FROM? 1275 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,645 THE WAY YOU FELT ABOUT ME AND MY CHOICES? 1276 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,481 I THINK SO. 1277 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,317 OH, BABY, I'M SO SORRY. 1278 00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,860 DO NOT SPILL THAT. 1279 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,325 BECAUSE THAT IS... THAT'S SO NOT TRUE. 1280 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:58,787 I WOULD HAVE SACRIFICED ANYTHING TO BE WITH YOUR DAD, 1281 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:03,208 AND NEVER FOR AN INSTANT HAVE CONSIDERED IT A SACRIFICE. 1282 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,589 I GET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING 1283 00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:10,674 TO BE WITH DAD, 1284 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:13,802 BUT YOU GUYS ARE STILL CRAZY IN LOVE. 1285 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,595 WHAT IS THE SECRET? 1286 00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:22,310 WELL, FOR STARTERS, WE LIKE EACH OTHER. 1287 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,646 OF COURSE YOU DO. 1288 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,443 WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, 1289 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,903 AND I SEE YOUR DAD LYING NEXT TO ME, 1290 00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:36,491 OR I HEAR HIM IN HERE MAKING BREAKFAST, 1291 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,201 IT MAKES ME SMILE. 1292 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,536 IT'S ANOTHER DAY, 1293 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:40,996 AND YOUR DAD IS GOING TO BE A PART OF IT, 1294 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:43,665 AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. 1295 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:50,338 IF YOU CAN'T WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND FEEL THAT WAY, 1296 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:53,925 IT CAN BE REAL HARD TO KEEP A MARRIAGE TOGETHER. 1297 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,763 I COULD SEE THAT. 1298 00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,766 JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 1299 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,768 IT WAS YOUR DAD'S IDEA, 1300 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:06,271 THIS VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE. 1301 00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:09,357 MY IDEA OF A PERFECT ROMANTIC EVENING 1302 00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:14,404 IS THE TWO OF US AT HOME IN OUR COMFIEST PYJAMAS, 1303 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:16,114 A GREAT MEAL, 1304 00:51:16,114 --> 00:51:18,200 FOLLOWED BY A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE, 1305 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,829 AND A ROMANTIC MOVIE ON THE TV. 1306 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,831 I'M GONNA GO GIVE THIS TO YOUR DAD. 1307 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:27,334 DO NOT SPILL THAT. 1308 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:35,592 HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 1309 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:36,676 OH, THANK YOU. 1310 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:40,138 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 1311 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:42,682 THIS IS THE NEXT EPISODE IN THAT SERIES... 1312 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,776 YES! 1313 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:53,777 WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 1314 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,988 YES! HAHA! 1315 00:51:56,988 --> 00:52:00,033 YOU'RE MY GOOD LUCK CHARM, HMM? 1316 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,120 YES! 1317 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,080 WHAT IS THAT, 1318 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,122 THREE IN A ROW FOR YOU NOW? 1319 00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:08,416 YEAH, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD GAME TODAY, HUH? 1320 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:12,337 MY PERSONAL BEST IS LIKE... 239. 1321 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,464 WOW. I DON'T THINK WE'VE HIT 239 1322 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,799 WITH ALL OF OUR SCORES ADDED TOGETHER. 1323 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,509 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 1324 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:19,177 MAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN BOWLING IN FOREVER. 1325 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:21,388 CARYN WAS NEVER REALLY INTO IT, 1326 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:22,472 SO I WAS SURPRISED WHEN SHE-- 1327 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:25,684 HEY, BABE, BABE, BABE-- DON'T. NO... 1328 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,352 COME ON, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 1329 00:52:27,352 --> 00:52:28,478 YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG, 1330 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:29,646 THAT'S WHY IT'S ENDING UP IN THE GUTTER. 1331 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:30,856 COME ON, FOCUS, BABY, 1332 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:31,982 I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME. 1333 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,483 BACK HERE. 1334 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:34,985 COME ON, JUST HERE. 1335 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:35,986 JUST FOCUS, THOUGH. 1336 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:36,987 SORRY, GUYS. 1337 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,321 OKAY. 1338 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:39,739 TWO FEET TOGETHER. 1339 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:40,824 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THREE STEPS OUT, 1340 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,618 AND LET THE BALL GO, OKAY? 1341 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,245 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD... 1342 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,789 LET IT GO-- EXCELLENT! 1343 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,166 AW, YEAH. 1344 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,293 AND THE BAR PLUMMETS DOWNWARD! 1345 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:54,546 AND A HAMBURGER WALKS INTO A BAR, 1346 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,673 AND THE BARTENDER SAYS, "SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE FOOD IN HERE." 1347 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:58,800 OH, NO... 1348 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,843 TOUGH CROWD. 1349 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,845 BUT THE NUMBER ONE "WALK INTO A BAR" JOKE-- 1350 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,179 A HORSE TROTS IN 1351 00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:05,765 AND THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP AND SAYS, "WHY THE LONG FACE?" 1352 00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:09,895 I DON'T GET IT. 1353 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,187 BECAUSE IT WAS A HORSE. 1354 00:53:11,187 --> 00:53:13,189 GET IT? LONG? 1355 00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:15,025 OH... OKAY. 1356 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,484 THAT'S FUNNY. 1357 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:17,611 HEY, LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO PAGLIOTTI'S 1358 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:18,361 AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT, 1359 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,154 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH? 1360 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:20,780 OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT! 1361 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,198 HEY, DO YOU MIND IF WE DON'T? 1362 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:23,575 I'M JUST TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM CARBS. 1363 00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:26,661 OKAY, UM, THEN I WILL... 1364 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,204 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE. 1365 00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:29,205 ALL RIGHT. 1366 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:30,165 GOOD GAME! 1367 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,374 YEAH! NICE MEETING YOU. 1368 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,292 BYE! 1369 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:34,878 OH! 1370 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:35,795 WHAT? 1371 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:37,047 I'D BETTER ARRANGE YOUR COLLAR. 1372 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,131 THANKS, SWEETIE. 1373 00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:40,008 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN HOW TO PUT ON A COAT, HUH? 1374 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,678 HE IS TRYING TO FIX HER COLLAR? 1375 00:53:43,678 --> 00:53:45,597 HE IS SO NOT COOL. 1376 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:46,890 COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE JUST MET HIM. 1377 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,225 WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT GUY? 1378 00:53:49,225 --> 00:53:51,561 YOU COULD TOTALLY STEAL HER FROM HIM, TOM. 1379 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:52,729 AND WHAT KIND OF GUY DOES THAT, HUH? 1380 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:55,148 A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR KIND OF GUY. 1381 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:56,775 YEAH, YEAH... 1382 00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,861 SEE YOU GUYS AT THE RESTAURANT. 1383 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,321 YEAH, SEE YOU. 1384 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,115 OH... BRYCE, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! 1385 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,908 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 1386 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,830 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1387 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,665 THANK YOU. 1388 00:54:54,749 --> 00:54:56,334 HEY, I WAS THINKING, 1389 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,460 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAY IN? 1390 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,294 ABSOLUTELY. 1391 00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,296 I HAVE A GREAT NIGHT PLANNED. 1392 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:01,131 I MADE YOUR FAVORITES, 1393 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,299 KALE WITH CRANBERRY AND WALNUTS, 1394 00:55:03,299 --> 00:55:05,093 SALMON, 1395 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,469 WITH A BALSAMIC GLAZE... 1396 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:07,345 WOW. 1397 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,471 OVEN-ROASTED POTATOES... 1398 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,305 VERY NICE. 1399 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:10,473 PECAN PIE... 1400 00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,641 AND I HAVE 1401 00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:15,895 THE MOST ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY MOVIE EVER. 1402 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,160 DO YOU LIKE THE ROSEMARY? 1403 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,745 MM-HMM. 1404 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,003 THE BABY BETTER HAVE YOUR EYES. 1405 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:47,469 I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANYBODY 1406 00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:50,221 TO GET SO MANY MAGAZINES HERE. 1407 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,433 THIS TABLE'S LOOSE. 1408 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,854 IT WAS A WONDERFUL EVENING! 1409 00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,856 OH, IT WAS! 1410 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,858 AND IT'S NOT OVER YET. 1411 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,651 OH! 1412 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:14,746 ...SHE KNEW MY HEART BETTER THAN I DID MYSELF.. 1413 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,213 ...AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING TO SAY, 1414 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,674 IT WAS ALL THERE EVER WAS TO SAY. 1415 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:29,094 "I LOVE YOU..." 1416 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:40,939 TOM! 1417 00:56:43,399 --> 00:56:44,943 YOU'RE LEAVING! 1418 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,112 WELL, I HAVE TO, IT'S 5:00. 1419 00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:49,447 GOOD NIGHT. 1420 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:51,658 I REVIEWED THE NEW NUMBERS. 1421 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,451 BUSINESS IS UP. 1422 00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:54,410 I KNOW. 1423 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:55,453 I GOTTA ADMIT, 1424 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:56,704 I WASN'T CONVINCED YOUR PLAN WOULD WORK. 1425 00:56:56,704 --> 00:56:57,664 WELL, IT MAKES SENSE. 1426 00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,332 NOW THAT P.G.S. IS MORE ORGANIZED, 1427 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,708 YOU'RE ALL WORKING SANER HOURS, 1428 00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,044 SO YOU HAVE MORE TIME TO REST, ENJOY YOURSELVES, 1429 00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:05,338 RECHARGE YOUR BATTERIES FOR WHEN YOU ARE ON THE JOB. 1430 00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:07,924 WELL, I AM GONNA MISS MY ALL-NIGHTERS. 1431 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:09,592 YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE, TOM. 1432 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,760 AND I AM REALLY EXCITED 1433 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:11,719 TO SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOUR COMPANY 1434 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,429 NOW THAT WE'VE IMPLEMENTED THESE CHANGES. 1435 00:57:13,429 --> 00:57:16,349 SO HOW IS IT YOU'RE STILL WORKING? 1436 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:19,060 DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO. 1437 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,228 I'LL WALK OUT WITH YOU. 1438 00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:22,147 LET ME GET MY COAT. 1439 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,277 HOW WAS YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY? 1440 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,194 GOOD. 1441 00:57:28,194 --> 00:57:31,447 WE JUST STAYED IN AND WATCHED A MOVIE. 1442 00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:32,824 YEAH, ME TOO. MY FAVORITE. 1443 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,659 "OFFICE SPACE?" 1444 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:38,288 NO... MY FAVORITE ROMANTIC MOVIE. 1445 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,831 WHICH IS? 1446 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,040 I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TELL YOU. 1447 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,208 IT'S PRETTY EMBARRASSING. 1448 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:45,211 WELL, YOU'RE DEFINITELY TELLING ME NOW. 1449 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:47,964 "A FOREVER KIND OF LOVE." 1450 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,549 THAT... 1451 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:52,093 IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER. 1452 00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:53,428 COME ON... 1453 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:55,471 YEAH, WE WATCHED IT, TOO. 1454 00:57:55,471 --> 00:57:58,016 WELL, I DID. 1455 00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,934 COOL. 1456 00:57:59,934 --> 00:58:02,854 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1457 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:03,938 SURE. 1458 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,816 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF BRYCE? 1459 00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:07,984 OH, UM... 1460 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,360 SORRY TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT, 1461 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,529 BUT MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HAVE KNOWN HIM 1462 00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:12,989 FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, 1463 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:17,285 AND I JUST WANTED TO GET A FRESH PERSPECTIVE. 1464 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:18,161 OKAY, UH, 1465 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,455 WELL, HE SEEMED REALLY... FOCUSED, 1466 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,831 SUBSTANTIAL, 1467 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:24,667 SOLID, UH... 1468 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,919 AND NEAT. 1469 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,337 DOES HE IRON HIS JEANS? 1470 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:28,296 HE DOES. 1471 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:29,297 WELL, THERE YOU GO, 1472 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:31,341 HE'S DEFINITELY MARRIAGE MATERIAL. 1473 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,508 "MATERIAL..." 1474 00:58:32,508 --> 00:58:34,219 THAT SOUNDS KIND OF OFFENSIVE, DOESN'T IT? 1475 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,971 I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT PHRASE. 1476 00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:39,515 I'M SORRY. 1477 00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:41,059 WELL, THANK YOU. 1478 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,602 SURE. 1479 00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:45,939 GOOD NIGHT. 1480 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:58,594 THANKS FOR AGREEING TO BE AUSTIN'S LAMAZE BACK-UP. 1481 00:59:58,594 --> 00:59:59,762 OH, HERE YOU GO. 1482 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:00,847 NOT A PROBLEM. 1483 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:02,765 IT'S PART OF THE BEST FRIEND JOB DESCRIPTION. 1484 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:03,850 I DO HAVE TO SAY, 1485 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,728 THAT INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO WAS PRETTY GRAPHIC. 1486 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:09,355 YEAH, WELL, CHILDBIRTH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. 1487 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:11,983 WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE GONNA ROCK IT. 1488 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:14,652 YOU PARKED ON THE STREET, RIGHT? 1489 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:15,945 YES. 1490 01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:18,031 -I'M THAT-A-WAY. -OKAY. 1491 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,240 -I LOVE YOU. -LOVE YOU. 1492 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:23,995 TOM? 1493 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,126 TOM? 1494 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,127 HI. 1495 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:32,337 HEY. 1496 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,463 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1497 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,548 UH, IT'S UNCLE HARRY. 1498 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,425 HE FELL AND BROKE HIS LEG. 1499 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,259 NO... 1500 01:00:38,259 --> 01:00:39,010 DID YOU WANT TO SEE HIM? 1501 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,345 OH, YES. 1502 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:42,638 WELL, HE HAD HIS SURGERY-- 1503 01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:44,265 THAT HE WEATHERED FINE-- 1504 01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:45,892 BUT HE'S STILL IN A LOT OF PAIN. 1505 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,310 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 1506 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,644 WELL, IT WAS KIND OF HIS OWN FAULT. 1507 01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:50,938 HE WAS TRYING TO FIX A SMOKE ALARM 1508 01:00:50,938 --> 01:00:53,399 THAT WAS ON A STEPLADDER THAT WAS WAY TOO LOW, 1509 01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:54,901 AND HE... FELL. 1510 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,319 HE SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME TO HELP HIM, 1511 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,446 BUT HE'S JUST ALWAYS BEEN SO INDEPENDENT 1512 01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,530 AND SELF-CONTAINED. 1513 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,783 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 1514 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,537 AW... 1515 01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:09,123 I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM, THOUGH. 1516 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:11,709 ALWAYS GROWING 1517 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:14,128 AND TAKING ON NEW CHALLENGES. 1518 01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:16,047 IT'S REALLY INSPIRATIONAL. 1519 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,048 IT IS. 1520 01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,050 CORA... 1521 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,059 -HEY... TOM. -HEY. 1522 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:32,730 I HAD A DREAM ABOUT CORA JUST NOW. 1523 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:35,942 SHE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL. 1524 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,026 WE WERE IN THE OLD HOUSE, 1525 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,444 IN THE KITCHEN, 1526 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:39,904 AND SHE WAS POURING US SOME TEA. 1527 01:01:39,904 --> 01:01:41,364 YOU REMEMBER HOW GRACEFUL SHE LOOKED 1528 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,408 WHEN SHE DID THAT? 1529 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:46,661 THE WAY SHE HELD THE TEAPOT JUST SO? 1530 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,162 I LOVED HER FOR THAT. 1531 01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:51,249 HOW YOU FEELING, UNCLE HARRY? 1532 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,709 I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 1533 01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:55,378 ATTABOY. 1534 01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:57,380 HI. 1535 01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,714 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 1536 01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:00,383 SO YOU FINALLY ASKED HER OUT. 1537 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,509 GOOD FOR YOU. 1538 01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:03,886 SHE'S JUST VISITING, UNCLE HARRY. 1539 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:04,887 YEAH, RIGHT. 1540 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:10,768 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1541 01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:13,396 HE'S AN INCORRIGIBLE MATCHMAKER. 1542 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:14,689 I'VE NOTICED. 1543 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:16,899 WHO WAS CORA? 1544 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:17,900 HIS WIFE. 1545 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,943 MY AUNT. 1546 01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,570 THEY WERE MARRIED FOR 49 YEARS. 1547 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,529 WOW... 1548 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:26,742 YEAH, SHE PASSED A FEW YEARS AGO. 1549 01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:28,119 OH, I'M SORRY. 1550 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,163 NO. NO, IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS TIME. 1551 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:31,956 HE KNEW IT BETTER THAN ANYONE 1552 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:34,625 AND REALIZED HE HAD TO LET HER GO. 1553 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,961 HE STILL REALLY HAS IT GOING ON. 1554 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:38,087 OH, YEAH. 1555 01:02:38,087 --> 01:02:42,133 THE OPPOSITE SEX STILL PUTS A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE. 1556 01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:43,301 YOU KNOW, I THINK A BIG REASON FOR THAT 1557 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:45,970 IS BECAUSE HE LOVED MY AUNT SO MUCH. 1558 01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:49,765 HE LOVED FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT SOMEBODY. 1559 01:02:49,765 --> 01:02:51,434 YOU KNOW, IT'S PROBABLY NOT IN THE CARDS FOR HIM, 1560 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:54,979 BUT HE'D LOVE TO FEEL THAT WAY AGAIN. 1561 01:02:56,898 --> 01:03:00,902 BOY, THEY SURE SET THE BAR HIGH. 1562 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,490 I GUESS I... 1563 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,366 I SHOULD GET BACK TO HIM. 1564 01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:09,076 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE OFFICE? 1565 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,161 OKAY. 1566 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:55,540 CARYN! 1567 01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:03,464 LISTEN... 1568 01:04:03,464 --> 01:04:06,342 I WASN'T ENTIRELY HONEST WITH YOU 1569 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:07,260 THE OTHER DAY, 1570 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,512 WHEN YOU ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT BRYCE. 1571 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,305 OH. 1572 01:04:11,305 --> 01:04:13,140 I MEAN, I MEANT WHAT I SAID. 1573 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,017 HE DOES SEEM SOLID 1574 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:17,937 AND THE KIND OF GUY A WOMAN WOULD MARRY. 1575 01:04:17,937 --> 01:04:21,107 IS HE THE KIND OF GUY YOU SHOULD MARRY? 1576 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:24,318 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1577 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,987 WHAT I MEAN IS... 1578 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,655 HE'S GOT YOU, 1579 01:04:27,655 --> 01:04:29,574 BUT DOES HE GET YOU? 1580 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:32,702 YOU'RE SMART, AND FUN 1581 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,161 AND SUPER GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO... 1582 01:04:35,329 --> 01:04:37,498 AND OBVIOUSLY, I ONLY MET HIM ONCE, 1583 01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:39,417 SO WHAT DO I KNOW? 1584 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:40,501 BUT I HAD TO ASK MYSELF, 1585 01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:42,253 BASED ON THAT ONE AND ONLY IMPRESSION, 1586 01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:46,340 DOES HE REALLY APPRECIATE HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE 1587 01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:49,510 AND HOW LUCKY HE IS? 1588 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:53,180 ARE YOU HIS CORA? 1589 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:54,765 DOES HE LOVE YOU LIKE THAT? 1590 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:59,270 IS HE GONNA LOVE YOU LIKE THAT FOR 49 YEARS? 1591 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,399 AND ARE YOU GONNA LOVE HIM LIKE THAT BACK? 1592 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:07,862 BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUSLY OLD-FASHIONED TO BELIEVE THIS, 1593 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,614 BUT I DO BELIEVE IT, 1594 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:12,450 THE ONLY LOVE WORTH HAVING AND WANTING 1595 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,868 IS THAT FOREVER KIND. 1596 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:20,291 DO YOU HAVE THAT WITH BRYCE? 1597 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,336 I'M SORRY, BUT... 1598 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:24,629 YOU ASKED THE QUESTION. 1599 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:26,505 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU MY FULL AND HONEST ANSWER. 1600 01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:34,805 THANK YOU. 1601 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:37,808 OKAY. 1602 01:05:39,393 --> 01:05:41,729 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M LEAVING. 1603 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:43,874 YOU KNOW, THAT SMELLS SO FANTASTIC, 1604 01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:47,002 THAT I THINK I NEED... 1605 01:06:47,002 --> 01:06:48,379 A LITTLE TASTE. 1606 01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:51,590 EW! 1607 01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:54,719 YOU HAVE THE MOST UNCANNY TIMING. 1608 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:57,471 TIMING IS NOT NECESSARY WITH YOU GUYS. 1609 01:06:57,471 --> 01:06:59,014 YOU ARE ALWAYS CANOODLING. 1610 01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:00,850 YOU LOOK NICE. 1611 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:04,019 I'M HAVING DINNER TONIGHT WITH BRYCE 1612 01:07:04,019 --> 01:07:05,187 AT HEARTS OF PALM. 1613 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:06,188 OH? 1614 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,189 OH-HO. 1615 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:10,025 I JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY THANK YOU. 1616 01:07:10,025 --> 01:07:11,235 THANKS FOR WHAT? 1617 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:15,239 FOR BEING WONDERFUL PARENTS. 1618 01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:16,532 YOU SEE? 1619 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:17,575 I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU 1620 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:19,660 WE RAISED A VERY INTELLIGENT DAUGHTER. 1621 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:21,036 EVEN WITH ALL THE CANOODLING? 1622 01:07:21,036 --> 01:07:22,037 MAYBE BECAUSE OF IT. 1623 01:07:22,037 --> 01:07:25,374 IT IS SUPER ANNOYING, FOR SURE, BUT... 1624 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,835 IT'S TRULY LOVELY. 1625 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:29,754 IT'S INSPIRATIONAL. 1626 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,923 THAT'S... 1627 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:34,633 THANKS. 1628 01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:36,635 I LOVE YOU GUYS 1629 01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:39,513 AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT. 1630 01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:43,017 SO, DINNER WITH BRYCE... 1631 01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:45,770 COME ON, GROUP HUG. 1632 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:49,607 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 1633 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,749 HMM... 1634 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:08,292 I DON'T KNOW. 1635 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:12,296 MAYBE I'LL JUST GO FOR STRAIGHT ICE CREAM... 1636 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,550 UH... NO, NO, NO, NO. 1637 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:18,969 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER? 1638 01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:22,807 UM, I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW. 1639 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,269 WHAT? 1640 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,313 WE NEED TO TALK. 1641 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:32,608 OKAY. 1642 01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:33,651 ABOUT WHAT? 1643 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:35,861 ABOUT US GETTING MARRIED, 1644 01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:38,697 THIS WHOLE "RING BY SPRING" THING. 1645 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,282 I LOVE YOU, BRYCE. 1646 01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,617 I REALLY TRULY DO. 1647 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,285 AW... 1648 01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,870 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABE. 1649 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,163 BUT I AM TRYING 1650 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:48,457 TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, 1651 01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:50,501 ALL BECAUSE OF SOME FORTUNE TELLER'S PREDICTION. 1652 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:51,585 AND... 1653 01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:52,461 WAIT, SORRY, 1654 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,296 WHAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 1655 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,215 US GETTING MARRIED. 1656 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,216 WELL, ME GETTING MARRIED. 1657 01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:59,218 IT'S NOT IN THE CARDS FOR ME. 1658 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,511 THAT'S WHAT THE PREDICTION SAID, 1659 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,346 AND I CAN SEE THAT NOW. 1660 01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:04,139 AND I KNOW THIS COMES AS A SURPRISE TO YOU, 1661 01:09:04,139 --> 01:09:06,308 BECAUSE IT DEFINITELY COMES AS A SURPRISE TO ME, 1662 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,936 AND I AM SO SORRY. 1663 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:17,653 WELL, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 1664 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:18,988 I MEAN, I LEAPT INTO THIS 1665 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,115 BECAUSE I REALLY DO CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT... 1666 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:22,825 IN MY HEART OF HEARTS, 1667 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,578 I THINK MY INITIAL INSTINCT WAS RIGHT. 1668 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,204 YOU'RE NOT REALLY MARRIAGE-- 1669 01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:30,165 OH, PLEASE DON'T SAY "MATERIAL." 1670 01:09:30,165 --> 01:09:31,667 LOOK, MARRIAGE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, 1671 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,586 BUT IF YOU ARE GONNA TAKE THAT LEAP, 1672 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,170 AND YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR THAT RING, 1673 01:09:35,170 --> 01:09:37,506 YOU NEED TO BE COMMITTED, ALL THE WAY, FOREVER-- 1674 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,008 JUST LIKE MOM AND DAD, 1675 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,050 STEPHANIE AND AUSTIN, 1676 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:43,512 AND-AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'VE MET. 1677 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:44,513 SORRY, I... 1678 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:47,141 JUST TO BE CLEAR, 1679 01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:48,809 WE'RE BREAKING UP? 1680 01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:49,935 YEAH, 1681 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,188 AND I'M SORRY. 1682 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:55,524 AND EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, 1683 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:59,320 YOU ARE GOING TO FIND SOMEONE WONDERFUL, 1684 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,239 AND SHE IS GOING TO BE SO LUCKY. 1685 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:31,704 CARYN! CARYN! CARYN! CARYN! 1686 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:33,205 CARYN IS A STAR! 1687 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:34,456 CARYN! CARYN! 1688 01:11:34,456 --> 01:11:35,457 CARYN IS A STAR! 1689 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:37,793 CARYN! CARYN! 1690 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,712 CARYN IS A STAR! 1691 01:11:58,355 --> 01:11:59,565 SO, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE LEAVING US, 1692 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,025 YOU'RE STILL GOING TO BOWL WITH US, RIGHT? 1693 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,234 YOU'RE ON THE FAST TRACK 1694 01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:03,819 TO EARN OUR "LEAST IMPROVED" TROPHY 1695 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:04,528 THIS YEAR. 1696 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:05,571 A HIGHLY COVETED HONOR. 1697 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:06,488 I WOULD LOVE TO. 1698 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,656 AWESOME. 1699 01:12:08,615 --> 01:12:09,616 TIME TO REFUEL? 1700 01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:11,535 DEFINITELY. THANKS AGAIN. 1701 01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:13,162 AW... 1702 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,163 HEY! 1703 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,080 HEY. 1704 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,165 THIS WAS SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 1705 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,875 NO, IT WAS THE WHOLE GANG'S IDEA. 1706 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,585 YOU REALLY MADE AN IMPRESSION AROUND HERE. 1707 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,045 SEE, WE NEEDED A GROWN-UP TO COME IN 1708 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:22,629 AND WHIP US INTO SHAPE, 1709 01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:24,673 SO THANK YOU FOR THAT. 1710 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:25,716 [IMITATING OFFICE SPACE CHARACTER]: 1711 01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,676 AS YOU CAN SEE, I DID NOT GET A PIECE OF CAKE! 1712 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:29,011 DO YOU WANT MY PIECE OF CAKE? 1713 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,679 "I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND." 1714 01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:33,348 "I WILL SET FIRE TO THE BUILDING." 1715 01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:34,349 THANK YOU. 1716 01:12:41,398 --> 01:12:42,691 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN 1717 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,193 FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR US. 1718 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:45,069 OH, OF COURSE, 1719 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:47,613 THIS HAS BEEN REALLY GREAT. 1720 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:48,739 UM, I DO WANT TO SAY, THOUGH, 1721 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,032 THAT YOU SHOULDN'T USE ME AS A BENCHMARK 1722 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,700 FOR WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GROWN-UP. 1723 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,203 I MEAN, I'M JUST BEGINNING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I AM 1724 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,371 AND WHAT I WANT. 1725 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,288 WHAT? 1726 01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:59,500 IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME TO GET MARRIED THEN. 1727 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,627 IT ISN'T, 1728 01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,087 AND I'M-I'M NOT. 1729 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:06,381 BRYCE AND I BROKE UP AGAIN. 1730 01:13:06,381 --> 01:13:07,466 I'M SORRY. 1731 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:08,675 NO, IT'S OKAY. 1732 01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:10,552 IT WAS MY DECISION. 1733 01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:12,262 SO... ALL IS GOOD. 1734 01:13:12,262 --> 01:13:14,139 WAIT, YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH HIM 1735 01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,724 BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID TO YOU, DID YOU? 1736 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:17,017 NO, NO, NO, YOU JUST... 1737 01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:18,102 CHANNELED BACK TO ME 1738 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:21,313 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AND FEELING, 1739 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:23,232 AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. 1740 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,442 WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. 1741 01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:27,945 AND ARE YOU FREE FOR DINNER THEN? 1742 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,072 TOM... 1743 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,698 YOU'RE AMAZING. 1744 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:33,867 BUT I'VE ACTUALLY 1745 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:37,704 SWORN OFF THE RELATIONSHIP BUSINESS FOR A WHILE. 1746 01:13:38,872 --> 01:13:39,790 WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 1747 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,375 IT'S GONNA BREAK A LOT OF HEARTS. 1748 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,752 I DOUBT IT. 1749 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,964 GOOD NIGHT, TOM. 1750 01:13:57,432 --> 01:13:58,475 HEY! 1751 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:03,397 YOU ARE A TRULY WONDERFUL GUY, 1752 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:05,065 AND IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT-- 1753 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:06,400 THEY ARE DIFFERENT. 1754 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,776 YOU'RE SINGLE NOW. 1755 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:08,735 BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED 1756 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:09,903 OVER THESE PAST FEW MONTHS, 1757 01:14:09,903 --> 01:14:11,572 IT'S THAT I'M NOT GOOD AT LOVE. 1758 01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:12,656 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 1759 01:14:12,656 --> 01:14:13,740 IT'S TRUE. 1760 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,742 I MEAN, MAYBE IN THE SHORT TERM, I'M OKAY, 1761 01:14:15,742 --> 01:14:17,411 BUT IN THE LONG RUN? 1762 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,082 SO... 1763 01:14:22,082 --> 01:14:23,083 WHAT, 1764 01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:24,126 JUST FRIENDS THEN? 1765 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,587 GOOD FRIENDS. 1766 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:35,137 YOU'RE STILL GOING TO COME BOWLING WITH US, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1767 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,138 YES. 1768 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,098 I WILL SEE YOU AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 1769 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:39,850 OKAY. 1770 01:14:42,102 --> 01:14:43,312 GOOD NIGHT, CARYN. 1771 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:45,522 GOOD NIGHT. 1772 01:14:48,483 --> 01:14:52,237 THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE FORCED ME TO LOOK AT MY LIFE 1773 01:14:52,237 --> 01:14:54,156 FOR MAYBE THE FIRST TIME EVER, 1774 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,991 AND ASK SOME REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. 1775 01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:57,451 "WHO AM I?" 1776 01:14:57,451 --> 01:14:58,493 "WHAT DO I WANT?" 1777 01:14:58,493 --> 01:14:59,578 "WHERE AM I GOING?" 1778 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:00,746 AND WHAT DID YOU COME UP WITH? 1779 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,247 I MEAN, I HAVE GREAT FRIENDS. 1780 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:04,208 THANK YOU GUYS SO VERY MUCH. 1781 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:06,460 I HAVE WONDERFUL PARENTS-- 1782 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,128 THEY'RE SLIGHTLY EXASPERATING. 1783 01:15:08,128 --> 01:15:09,963 I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB. 1784 01:15:09,963 --> 01:15:11,048 I MEAN, I AM GOING 1785 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:13,175 EXACTLY WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOING. 1786 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,801 AND IF I'M DESTINED TO GO THERE ALONE, 1787 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:16,470 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 1788 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:18,597 CARYN, YOU ARE 30 YEARS OLD. 1789 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:20,224 I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW 1790 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:21,808 THAT YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE ALONE? 1791 01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:23,685 I CAN'T KNOW THAT, 1792 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:24,770 BUT MADAME RUE DID. 1793 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,189 SHE'S A PRANK FORTUNE TELLER 1794 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,024 THAT A CHARITY FUND-RAISING COMMITTEE HIRED. 1795 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:31,527 SHE CAN'T REALLY SEE INTO THE FUTURE. 1796 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,736 OH, YEAH? 1797 01:15:32,736 --> 01:15:34,446 WELL, HOW'S THAT BIG NEW STORE YOU JUST MOVED INTO? 1798 01:15:34,446 --> 01:15:36,281 AND YOU, ARE YOU FAKING? 1799 01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:39,201 IS THAT A PILLOW UNDER THERE? 1800 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,202 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, 1801 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,913 I MAY NOT BE DESTINED FOR MARRIAGE. 1802 01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:46,083 I MAY HAVE SAID THAT, BUT... 1803 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:48,794 IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WHAT I WANT FOR YOU. 1804 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,671 IT'S OKAY, GUYS! 1805 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:53,340 IT REALLY, TRULY IS! 1806 01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:32,879 THE THIN EDGE. 1807 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,221 WHAT? 1808 01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:43,932 MAYBE SHE FORGOT. 1809 01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:45,267 SHE DIDN'T FORGET. 1810 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:46,476 SHE'LL BE HERE. 1811 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:02,951 AND A GRAPEFRUIT. 1812 01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:04,077 THANK YOU. 1813 01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,342 WHERE IS IT? 1814 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:19,760 TELL ME YOU LEFT IT AT HOME. 1815 01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:24,097 I'M SORRY, HOW DO I KNOW YOU? 1816 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,558 OH... 1817 01:17:26,558 --> 01:17:28,685 I'M SORRY. 1818 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,191 THANK YOU. 1819 01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:44,534 MADAME RUE! 1820 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:48,163 MADAME RUE, PLEASE STOP! 1821 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,082 WAIT, STOP! 1822 01:17:50,999 --> 01:17:52,626 MADAME RUE? 1823 01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:54,878 IT IS YOU, RIGHT? 1824 01:17:55,670 --> 01:17:56,797 HI! 1825 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,632 DO YOU REMEMBER ME? 1826 01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:00,550 OF COURSE, I REMEMBER YOU. 1827 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:04,137 OKAY, WHAT DID YOU JUST MEAN, WHEN YOU SAID, "WHERE IS IT?" 1828 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:06,223 AH. 1829 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,476 TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF. 1830 01:18:11,311 --> 01:18:13,980 GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 1831 01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:17,567 GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 1832 01:18:19,694 --> 01:18:20,821 IT'S THE SAME THING. 1833 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:21,905 WHAT'S THE SAME THING? 1834 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,409 IT'S THE SAME THING. 1835 01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:27,202 WHAT IS THE SAME THING? 1836 01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:30,455 "YOU WILL RECEIVE A RING BY SPRING, 1837 01:18:30,455 --> 01:18:31,623 OR YOU WILL NEVER MARRY." 1838 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,041 I SAW THE SAME THING. 1839 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:34,000 SAME PREDICTION. 1840 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,085 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 1841 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:37,671 I DO NOT PREDICT ANYTHING. 1842 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:40,215 I JUST... SEE IT. 1843 01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:42,175 I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1844 01:18:42,175 --> 01:18:43,218 AT THAT FUNDRAISER, 1845 01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,887 I SAW YOU WITH A RING BEFORE SPRING. 1846 01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,305 WELL, IT'S SPRING, 1847 01:18:47,305 --> 01:18:49,307 IN SPITE OF THIS AWFUL WEATHER. 1848 01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:51,351 BUT THERE'S NO RING, IS THERE? 1849 01:18:51,351 --> 01:18:54,187 SO, I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED. 1850 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:55,105 THAT'S FINE. 1851 01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:56,815 FINE? WHY SHOULD IT BE FINE? 1852 01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:58,024 WELL, IT HAS TO BE. 1853 01:18:58,024 --> 01:18:59,109 THAT'S MY DESTINY. 1854 01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:00,569 WHAT? 1855 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:04,239 YOU ARE A YOUNG AND VIBRANT WOMAN 1856 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,241 WITH YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU! 1857 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,285 WHY WOULD YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY? 1858 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:10,287 "THROW IT AWAY?" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 1859 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,955 PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT! 1860 01:19:13,039 --> 01:19:15,125 WHAT? 1861 01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:18,336 HERE. 1862 01:19:18,336 --> 01:19:20,922 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1863 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:23,341 IF I HAVE DOOMED YOU TO A LIFE ALONE-- 1864 01:19:23,341 --> 01:19:25,093 WHICH WAS NEVER MY INTENTION-- 1865 01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:29,598 THE LEAST THING I CAN DO IS TO GIVE YOU A REFUND. 1866 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:34,311 WAIT, SO YOU WEREN'T SAYING I'M DESTINED TO BE SINGLE? 1867 01:19:35,353 --> 01:19:37,898 I SAID I SAW YOU WITH A RING. 1868 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:39,649 I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET IT. 1869 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,501 YES, URSULA, SO CLOSE. 1870 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:58,293 SO BAD. 1871 01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,461 WHEEL IT OVER A LITTLE BIT. 1872 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,545 NEXT TIME. 1873 01:20:00,545 --> 01:20:02,631 YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING FROM THE SNACK BAR? 1874 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:03,798 A LEMONADE FOR ME. 1875 01:20:03,798 --> 01:20:05,300 CRACKLIN' FUN IF THEY HAVE IT. 1876 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,051 YOU GOT IT. 1877 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:09,012 THE MINUTE YOU STOP HOPING SHE'LL COME, 1878 01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:10,138 THAT'S THE MINUTE SHE'LL COME. 1879 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,973 THAT MAKES NO SENSE. 1880 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:13,683 NOW, LIFE'S LIKE THAT. 1881 01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:16,353 QUIT BEING A LOVESICK ROMEO. 1882 01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:17,771 YOU'VE GOT A SMART PHONE, USE IT. 1883 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,105 I AM FINE, UNCLE HARRY. 1884 01:20:19,105 --> 01:20:21,358 DON'T SETTLE FOR FINE! 1885 01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:17,414 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1886 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:21,751 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1887 01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,753 HI. OH, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 1888 01:21:23,753 --> 01:21:25,005 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 1889 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:25,964 GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 1890 01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:28,550 WE NEED SOMEONE TO RELEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD. 1891 01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,051 YEAH, TOM'S BOWLED, 1892 01:21:30,051 --> 01:21:32,887 LIKE, THREE STRIKES ALREADY, SO... 1893 01:21:32,887 --> 01:21:34,180 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, 1894 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,765 I'M TOTALLY OFF MY GAME TODAY. 1895 01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:37,100 AH... 1896 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,103 OH, IT'S HEADING A LITTLE WEST. 1897 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,940 NICE! GOOD BALL. 1898 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,069 ARE YOU OKAY? 1899 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,195 NOT REALLY. 1900 01:21:49,195 --> 01:21:51,281 BAD DAY? 1901 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,949 YEAH. 1902 01:21:53,783 --> 01:21:56,161 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP? 1903 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,621 NO. I'LL BE FINE. 1904 01:21:58,663 --> 01:22:00,248 MAYBE THIS'LL CHEER YOU UP. 1905 01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:02,000 THAT'S YOUR BOX. 1906 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,418 NO, THIS IS MY GIFT. 1907 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:05,045 FROM ME TO YOU. 1908 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:07,631 THANK YOU. 1909 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:11,176 WHAT? 1910 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,385 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1911 01:22:12,385 --> 01:22:13,428 EXCUSE ME. 1912 01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,554 SERIOUSLY? 1913 01:22:14,554 --> 01:22:15,930 WHOO! 1914 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,098 IT'S NOT BAD. 1915 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:19,225 IT'S MY NEW STYLE. 1916 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:23,229 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1917 01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:28,420 I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 1918 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,342 YOU'RE HERE NOW. 1919 01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:37,554 I AM. 116415

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