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[narrator]
Previously on Super Pumped.
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Show him that you're vulnerable
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and need his money
and his protection.
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-This could be the one, Bill.
-How do we know this Kalanick
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guy is the chosen one?
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Something is going to pop
in this space.
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I think you're my new VC.
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That's what I think too.
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This can go so hard for you.
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Buried in fines, lawsuits, jail.
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[Austin]
It's the fucking drivers.
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They're defecting.
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Gurley. Go to him.
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Ask him for another check
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to ride us out through
this fight.
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You're wondering whether
this is the moment
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I shoot you or sell
your company for parts.
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-You're gonna come in for more?
-Grow or die.
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A full access card.
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You come and go at UberCab
as you please.
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I am legit super pumped
to be here tonight
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and to be part of this company.
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Are you sure that you're taking
care of you and not just him?
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[Travis]
This is not our death warrant.
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And it's a sign
that we are scaring
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the taxi and livery industry
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and the transportation agency
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and the status quo shitless.
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-[applause and cheers]
-Let's fucking go!
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[all, chanting]
Let us ride! Let us ride!
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-The city has been taken!
-[cheers and applause]
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Portland, we have a problem.
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Good driving.
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Thank you.
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But you know what,
my friend?
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Right now,
you know what you're doing?
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You're living
a Judas Priest song.
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You know Judas Priest?
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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You know that song?
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I'm driving
under the speed limit.
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Nah, it's not about
the speed limit.
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It's the driving part.
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Uber is in violation--
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Uber is in blatant violation
of the many several laws, rules,
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regs regarding the
transportation of passengers
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in the city of Portland.
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That's right, Hasenpfeffer...
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I'm with PBOT.
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Don't turn to look at the badge,
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'cause that's unsafe.
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So pull over right over here.
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[Chester] I'm just trying
to feed my family.
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Public safety.
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Lack of proper insurance.
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Failure to obtain
required permits.
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And we're gonna
impound your car.
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I can't pay these.
I don't have the money.
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Well, that's a you problem.
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You as in you.
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And U as in Uber.
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Take it up with them.
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That was easy!
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All inside
It's so frustrating
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As I drift
From town to town
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Feel as though
Nobody cares
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If I live or die
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So I might as well
Begin to put
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Some action in my life
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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Breaking the law
Breaking the law
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[Austin] Erich England
and PBOT are throwing
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everything they have at us.
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We're getting rolled.
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The drivers are panicking.
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I mean, we're losing them.
We're losing Portland.
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We need a plan.
We need a plan now, chief.
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Pay the fines, all right?
No matter how big.
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You make the drivers whole.
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-You rally them.
-Yeah, I am,
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-and they're not listening.
-You make them listen.
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Without drivers,
we don't have a company.
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Well, they don't give a shit
about the company.
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They're losing their cars.
It's their whole world.
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And there's nothing
I can tell them to undo that
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or make 'em
feel better about it.
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No, you are the exact person
who can, okay?
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You're the most convincing
person I know.
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Get 'em to hold the line,
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while I make sure
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this never happens again.
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Go do it.
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I'll do the same.
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[Fenton]
Let me go over there, Bill,
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offer up some of that expertise
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we're always talking up
to our founders.
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No. You don't teach a kid
to sleep through the night
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by running into his room
every time there's a thunderclap
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to make him stop crying.
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Well, the kid isn't sleeping on
a mattress made of your money.
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You know, I tell folks,
I bring in my young partners
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to keep me honest.
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But I'll tell you fellas,
pick your spots.
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At least go over yourself,
get a look at the guy,
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see if you think that he's in
a balanced place.
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Nobody who wills an entire
sector into being
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is in a balanced place.
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Ever.
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That whole sector
is at risk right now,
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and Kalanick
could well make it worse.
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Bill, you believe
in this kid so much
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you don't even want
to check in?
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"Believe" is an apt
choice of words.
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You know, I used to, uh--
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I used to split founders
into two groups.
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Well, that's not strictly true.
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First, when I was
younger than you,
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I used to think they were all
Jesus Christ
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because they--
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well, their followers
never questioned them.
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They did actual,
provable miracles.
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And then I began to see
that half of them were indeed
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on the side of the angels,
and...
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half of them were some
version of David Koresh.
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Well, how do you see
the split now?
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Oh, they're all Koresh.
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The trick is to flee the cult
and get out of the compound
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the second before
they burn it to the ground.
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Those Portland fucks.
It's systemic extortion.
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Yeah, they're attacking
our supply hours.
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Using our own app against us.
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So how about we use one of ours
against them?
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-Greyball?
-Yes. Greyball.
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Throw that shit at them
like fucking Kwai Chang Caine.
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-What did legal say about it?
-Fines.
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Jail time.
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You know,
it might be a violation
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of the Federal Computer Fraud
and Abuse Act,
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which could, theoretically,
cause the government
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to impose such strict oversight
that Uber collapses into itself
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before we even go public.
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Well, Jesus Christ,
they said all that?
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Oh, and if Apple finds out,
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Eddy Cue disappears us
from the App Store like Hoffa.
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[Gurley]
Concrete shoes, huh?
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Hey, here's a thought:
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Maybe whatever it is,
we don't do it.
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[chuckles]
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Portland sounds like
a shit show.
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-How did you hear--?
-We're on it.
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Good, because tickets,
impounds, arrests,
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those aren't necessarily words
that inspire confidence
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in our investors.
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-So how can I help?
-You know what, Bill?
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You are being so helpful already
just by being on top of it
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and showing up here,
and I am so grateful.
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But you don't
have to worry about it.
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Portland is gonna topple,
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and then Seattle,
and then Chicago.
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And then big finish
in New York.
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If this were the church of Uber
and that were a sermon,
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you would be getting
hallelujahs and amens.
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[laughs]
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But I need a little bit more
detail on the plan, please.
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Why? So you can sign off?
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That is not how--
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you know what, Bill?
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How about we go over
all the details
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over boat drinks when we're
kicking back at X to the X.
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You're talking to a guy
who loves a cold Painkiller.
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So why don't you tell me more
about this X to the X.
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-Party.
-Well, let's not undersell
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the guy that loves
a good cold Painkiller.
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This is not just a party.
It's gonna be like the party
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that Prince thought
he was having in 1999.
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And we're throwing it
for our troops
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when we hit
10 billion revenue.
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Oh, X to the X.
Ten to the tenth power.
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Like the last company party
you threw in Miami?
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No. This is gonna be totally
different from that.
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This one is gonna be in Vegas.
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And much fucking bigger.
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The bad press from Miami
is gonna seem adorable
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compared to what'll
happen now if you do that.
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It's one thing
to be the underdog,
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but the favorite can't be acting
like a scrappy upstart.
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You need to comport yourself
in a manner becoming now.
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Like eminent founder-style.
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There won't be any more
allowances
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made by the press,
fellas.
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I know. I know, but look,
look, look, look, look.
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Look at them.
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Look at all of these
super soldiers.
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When warriors complete
a big mission like this,
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they need real R and R.
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And we are gonna
give it to them.
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We find a way to keep it quiet.
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Yeah, we'll figure it out.
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Of course, if we get blown up
in Portland,
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and the next city
and then the next,
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none of the rest happens.
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So you might want
to focus on that.
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And good luck.
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Thanks, Bill.
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Level with me,
would you?
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What's going on here?
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[scoffs]
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We love you, Bill.
We really do.
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Good. You should.
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I'm the one who put you
in here.
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I'm the one who can
take you out too.
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No one's taking anyone out.
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This isn't a fight.
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This is love.
Now TK, he loves you too.
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He says it all the time.
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And if you want to be one of us,
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you know, roll up your sleeves,
get elbow-deep in pig guts
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and help us
make the sausage...
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... great.
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But we all know
your value to this place
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is not inside
a pig's intestines.
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So let us do it.
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And then...
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you just come back
for the barbecue.
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He's right about the
level of risk here.
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Yeah, it is risky.
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It's sort of like Zuck hitting
send on FaceMash in 2003, right?
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He asked for a shit-ton
of trouble.
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Got a fuck-ton.
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Do you think
it was worth it?
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Hey, we're launching Greyball.
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Rock and roll.
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["Another One Bites the Dust"
by Queen playing]
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All right.
Jake is on the way.
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[Tarantino] You do not want
to be Greyballed, motherfucker.
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And let me tell you why.
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Because while you think
you can believe
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what you're seeing
with your eyes,
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these technological warlocks
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are actually pulling a grey
shade over your eyeballs.
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Thus: Greyball.
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[Quentin]
That's the geofence.
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A digital perimeter.
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Good.
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Hendricks, can you break down
the targets?
255
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,351
We crunch everything.
256
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,312
Metadata, data-data, social,
real estate, credit cards.
257
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815
Threat matrix built to identify
transpo hacks, police,
258
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,400
legislators and staffers,
259
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444
all tagged with a line of code
in the app.
260
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,072
And the code's hidden, yes?
261
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,075
Only people with access are
inside this room, understood?
262
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,827
Yup. I understand.
263
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,620
Another one bites the dust
Yeah
264
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124
There comes Jake.
265
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,299
-Nothing.
-[Tarantino] Total mindfuck
266
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,468
served up special
just for you.
267
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,095
Ghost cars available 24/7,
268
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,389
which means real cars: never.
269
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,599
No.
270
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,269
I didn't cancel the ride.
271
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,562
What?
272
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,148
Uber must be down.
273
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,150
It will fuck you up.
274
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,777
It's like waiting for your man,
275
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,612
wherein your "man" means
your smack dealer,
276
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,782
and you are jonesing
like Lou Reed in '67.
277
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,034
Only the dealer's
already dead and buried
278
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,244
and all shot up with bullets.
279
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,121
He ain't never coming,
280
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,040
no matter how much
you're sweating and shaking.
281
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,374
Gonna get you too
282
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,084
Another one bites the dust
283
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,879
This guy is completely clueless,
isn't he?
284
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,131
If we've done it right.
And it ain't just him.
285
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,809
It's like a video game,
and we have the cheat code.
286
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,019
Nicely fucking done.
287
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,856
Fuck it. I'm going home.
288
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,402
Taxi!
289
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,700
Boom! You just got Greyballed,
motherfucker!
290
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,536
[cheers and applause]
291
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,831
All right, I want you guys
to come up
292
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,666
with more shit like this.
293
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,876
Assume it's approved.
We have the technical advantage.
294
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,837
We're not gonna let
any limp-dick municipality
295
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,463
get in our way.
296
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,215
Get in the way of what?
297
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092
Change. Freedom.
298
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,426
We are liberating people.
299
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,011
And making a mint doing it.
300
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,306
Is this... legal?
301
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,850
[all laugh]
302
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,518
We got to toughen
this kid up.
303
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687
It's not really illegal
if the laws are bullshit
304
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,522
in the first place, right?
305
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,108
Like, Bill Gurley calls it
"regulatory capture."
306
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,610
But what he means is that
the taxi and limo commission,
307
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,529
they're in bed
with the taxi owners.
308
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,198
They're more incestuous
than the clans in Deliverance,
309
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,534
and twice as likely
to fuck you over too.
310
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,035
Great job, everybody.
311
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,373
All right, everybody!
312
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,875
Listen up!
313
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,717
You want to know what happened
when Armstrong planted his flag
314
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,968
on the moon?
315
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,846
He flew right back down
to Earth.
316
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890
But not us.
We landed in Portland.
317
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,558
We are staying in Portland.
318
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,435
[cheers and applause]
319
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,564
A couple more cities,
320
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940
and then it's the Big Apple.
321
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,275
And once we
break through there--
322
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,651
I've always said it--
323
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,696
once we take NYC,
no more stopping us.
324
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,907
That is the gateway
to the rest of the country
325
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,784
and rest of the fucking world!
326
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,746
[cheers and applause]
327
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,748
And so...
328
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,333
so...
329
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,209
after New York,
I'm saying right now,
330
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,922
after New York, we are gonna
have the biggest blowout
331
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,050
the Valley has ever seen.
332
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,426
-[cheers and applause]
-Come on.
333
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,060
I'm not a plausible deniability
kind of guy.
334
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,062
You know me, honey.
335
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,689
But that's what they offered me,
and in the moment, I took it.
336
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,733
It is not sitting right.
337
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,277
Honey, you can't micromanage
the operations
338
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,947
of every company
you invest in.
339
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,573
And we talked
about this before.
340
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,951
That's-- that's the road
to Crazytown.
341
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,620
That's much the same thing
I said to my guys.
342
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,871
Hmm.
343
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,165
But this isn't micro.
344
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,501
This is not just
some company.
345
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,003
This is the one
that changes the zip code.
346
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,964
The problem is--
347
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,466
It's not the relationship you
have with your founders, I know.
348
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,594
Phil Jackson and Tex, they built
a system around MJ and--
349
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,889
and they trusted he'd function
within that system.
350
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,766
As he became a superstar,
351
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,685
he needed Phil's voice less,
but...
352
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,899
it was always still there.
353
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,778
He's trying to grow up too fast,
before he knows the system.
354
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,323
You're not trying to ground him.
You're trying to help him fly.
355
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575
Doesn't he see that?
356
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,080
I gotta make him see it.
357
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094
Hey, Bill.
358
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,347
What'd you need?
359
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,141
Transparency.
360
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,893
I need to know what's
going on from here on out.
361
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,646
I can ride silent,
but I cannot be on the outside.
362
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,315
Okay, and why here?
363
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,775
We going somewhere?
364
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,027
[laughs]
Yeah.
365
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,278
Wherever the hell
you want.
366
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,613
-[laughs]
-You see all these jets?
367
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,742
Most of them are owned by CEOs
and founders just like you.
368
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,494
That one, the Bombardier
Global Express,
369
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,079
it's owned by Rich Barton.
370
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,082
Guys like Rich,
who created Expedia, Zillow,
371
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,667
they call their own shots.
372
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,462
But they worked
with their VCs,
373
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,506
because VCs have a purpose
other than just writing a check.
374
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,093
I have a purpose:
advising, vision shaping.
375
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,098
I'm here to give you wings,
not clip 'em.
376
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,061
In exchange, I think I'm owed
the transparency.
377
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,813
Well, no, Bill,
378
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,191
you're not owed anything
except a return,
379
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,901
which I will give you.
380
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,235
People get that confused.
381
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,820
And yeah, you're right,
382
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,572
there are a lot of folks
throughout the Valley
383
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,407
who've done well taking care
of the people they owe.
384
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,910
And they have nice houses.
And, yeah, a plane.
385
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,122
But then there are the people
who told everyone else
386
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,291
to fuck off
when the time came.
387
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,626
[laughs]
388
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,252
Now, you really want
to impress me?
389
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,005
Show me Larry Ellison's plane.
Or Zuck's.
390
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,924
Or Larry and Sergey's.
391
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,425
You can't.
They have too many.
392
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,053
They have their whole
fucking hangars.
393
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,139
You think Bezos is thinking
about his VCs at 30,000 feet?
394
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,559
Or Elon?
Elon has fucking rockets.
395
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,731
Those are not people that just
killed it with kindness.
396
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,318
Those are kings.
397
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,653
Gods.
398
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,450
You told him about Greyball?
399
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,244
I told him in the future
I would tell all,
400
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,704
because I'm not
a hard-hearted man.
401
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,414
How'd he take it?
402
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,624
I don't think
I give a shit,
403
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,459
but it seems like you do.
404
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,795
I saw that little chat you had
with him outside our office.
405
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,967
He put me in this job,
so I felt an allegiance.
406
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,802
Mm-hmm.
407
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,387
What about now?
408
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,932
I say we keep Bill close.
For now.
409
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,892
But you keep doing
what you're doing.
410
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,229
We're killing it.
411
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,900
[Angie] The Google guys
are still close with Sequoia
412
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,902
and Kleiner Perkins
and their angels.
413
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,612
That's lovely for them.
414
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,364
It is.
415
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,907
I'm gonna go
to the ladies' room.
416
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,659
[piano music plays]
417
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,663
[violin music plays]
418
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,035
-[music ends]
-[applause]
419
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,872
Who the hell is that?
420
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,290
I have no idea.
421
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,586
[whispers]
But I'm gonna find out.
422
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,171
Dude--
423
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,472
[inaudible]
424
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,906
This is Travis Kalanick,
founder of Uber.
425
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,950
TK, this is--
426
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,701
-Gabi Holzwarth.
-[Travis] Your music...
427
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,411
just blew my mind.
428
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,746
Thank you.
429
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,081
Are you a fan
of Manuel Ponce?
430
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,416
Guilty. Yeah. Huge fan.
431
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,168
I haven't broke out his stuff
in a while.
432
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,630
Been focusing on the classics
lately, but Ponce...
433
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,465
yeah, really changed me.
434
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,425
It's a shame more people
don't know about him.
435
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,927
It's a tragedy.
436
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,429
Your secret's safe with me.
437
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,515
[laughs]
438
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,600
So where can I see you
play again?
439
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,769
The San Francisco Symphony?
440
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,063
Soon. Right now, I play
first chair every Saturday
441
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,606
at the Palo Alto
farmers' market.
442
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,941
In the parking lot.
443
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,276
-I see.
-[laughs]
444
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,777
It's a bit different than this,
445
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,946
but there is
something spiritual
446
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,115
about playing for people
that didn't pay for tickets.
447
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,242
Right, because you're just
playing for yourself.
448
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,743
-Exactly.
-Yeah.
449
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,454
There's no expectation.
No judgment.
450
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,581
No pressure to be perfect.
451
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,833
It's just about connecting.
452
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,293
Mm-hmm.
453
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,919
They're just going about
their day,
454
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,629
and you get a chance
to change them, you know?
455
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,800
Yeah, well, I am all about
changing people's lives.
456
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,969
Angie? Hey.
457
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,679
May I introduce you to Gabi?
458
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,848
Nice to meet you.
You're very talented.
459
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,309
Your version of "Estrellita"
was gorgeous.
460
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,978
Thank you.
Well, I'd better get back to it.
461
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,648
It was so nice meeting you.
462
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,150
[Travis]
And you.
463
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,238
What'd you say to her?
464
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,574
I told her she needed to meet
the next Jeff Bezos.
465
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,498
[classical music playing
over laptop]
466
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,003
-[music turns off]
-Hey.
467
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,796
You coming to bed?
468
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,883
I actually-- I have to review
some more of this data.
469
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,596
I'll be in in a minute.
470
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,693
[music resumes]
471
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,697
I close my eyes
472
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,201
Only for a moment
473
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,745
And the moment's gone
474
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,957
All my dreams
475
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,877
Pass before my eyes
476
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,045
A curios--
477
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,254
[music turns off]
478
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,471
You are going to be
misunderstood.
479
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,181
And that's okay.
480
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,350
People not comprehending
your vision
481
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,894
is a sign that nobody has gone
where you're going.
482
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,314
It's also a sign
of insanity, but...
483
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,067
[laughs]
484
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,072
Good leaders are right a lot.
485
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,866
These 14 principles of Amazon
486
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,869
are a crucial part
of my success.
487
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,122
These core values are
the most important thing
488
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,207
I came up with
for the company.
489
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,420
Customer obsession, ownership,
invent and simplify,
490
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,547
leaders are right, a lot.
491
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,092
Learn and be curious,
hire and develop the best,
492
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761
insist on the highest
standards,
493
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,471
think big,
494
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,473
bias for action, frugality,
495
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,144
earn trust, dive deep,
have a backbone.
496
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,396
Oh, and last one,
the hardest one.
497
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,276
Success and scale
bring broad responsibility.
498
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,613
[inhales and sighs]
499
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,113
Hey.
500
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,991
Thoughts?
501
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,868
It's a look.
502
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,872
[doorbell rings]
503
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,874
And that would be the boys.
504
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:07,130
[Garrett] Okay, we've got bigge
issues than Travis' hair.
505
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590
We knew we'd get through
506
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,300
and have to go
after the actual giant.
507
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,510
I don't see a way forward
without taking New York,
508
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,512
and I know you don't either, TK.
509
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,679
-It's time.
-No. Definitely not.
510
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,306
It's New York fucking City,
511
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,183
and the Taxi and Limo Commission
is as wired there
512
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,434
as Sinatra was in the '50s.
513
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,685
They roll heavy there.
514
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,687
The mayor loves their votes,
515
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,773
-loves their money.
-It's not San Francisco.
516
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,525
Bunch of water bottles
isn't going to work there.
517
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,984
[Graves]
Can Austin handle it?
518
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,111
I mean, maybe we need
to send in some pro
519
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,030
who can bushwhack
the red tape.
520
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,990
Don't serve. No! We have plenty
of people in that town,
521
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,784
and she can lead them.
522
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,953
Every time we drop Austin
into a city, she delivers.
523
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,664
She's cracking fucking skulls.
It's frontier entrepreneurship.
524
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,333
She wrote the playbook.
Bill, what do you think?
525
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,001
Myself, I'd load up
on personnel.
526
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,212
But if you have
this much faith in her--
527
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,880
I do. We wouldn't be
winning this war without her.
528
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,383
Well, then she's our
boots on the ground.
529
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,260
Good. Moving on.
530
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:56,513
How are we going to compete
with the subway,
531
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,723
buses and yellow cab?
532
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,392
[grunts]
Well...
533
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,603
let's start with why.
534
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,855
Assuming we can poach
the whole cab industry,
535
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,817
that's 700,000 trips a day,
average $20 a ride,
536
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,152
that's $14 million daily.
537
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,613
But that is not
the main reason why.
538
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:17,659
The New York City taxicab driver
is an indentured servant.
539
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,578
He's forced to work
his whole shift
540
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,997
for the benefit of some guy
who owns his car,
541
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,999
or he has to mortgage
his entire future
542
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,585
to buy some medallion
from a loan shark taxi bank
543
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,295
that's worse
than a payday lender.
544
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,339
[sighs]
545
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,758
We just have to wake them up
to the facts, all right?
546
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,927
If we can message this right,
the drivers--
547
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,929
and, by the way,
the passengers--
548
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,057
all of New York City is gonna be
shouting "Viva la revolution!"
549
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,935
Come on, okay,
Well, first of all,
550
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,104
De Blasio is gonna
come after us.
551
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856
We're outmanned and overmatched.
552
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,941
Do we need to play some fucking
Enya music for you here?
553
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,610
[laughs]
You need to, like, sail away?
554
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,278
Come on.
555
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,280
-Oh, fuck off.
-Got to watch.
556
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,949
-You know, it's a valid point.
-People are gonna be with us.
557
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,618
Ask any hard-core New Yorker
about it,
558
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,328
they'll tell you taxis suck.
559
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,580
They smell. A lot of drivers
hide their identity,
560
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,582
pretend their credit card
machines don't work,
561
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,834
and they have no respect
for the customer,
562
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,754
especially non-white ones
who can't even get a damn cab.
563
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,255
It's happened to me.
564
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,965
We are the answer
to all this.
565
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,675
We're on the right side
of history with this.
566
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,886
If we just show them the way,
they'll see it.
567
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,512
[Gurley]
Travis is right.
568
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,015
You're right.
569
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,477
[Garrett]
Still, New York's fucking hard.
570
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,270
It's Cosa Nostra.
571
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,814
So we just have to fight
with that same Mafia mentality.
572
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,569
["Spin the Black Circle"
by Pearl Jam plays]
573
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,908
[Travis]
The Mafia started in Italy
574
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,160
because it stepped in
where the state was failing.
575
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,995
We will flood
the streets of New York,
576
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,331
send Ubers where taxis won't go.
577
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,171
We raise prices at peak hours
when demand is surging
578
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,507
to encourage more drivers
to take to the streets.
579
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,552
[Austin]
I make the drivers understand
580
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,721
that it's about
supply and demand.
581
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,228
[Travis] Dynamic pricing is
the biggest value proposition
582
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,188
in modern American business.
583
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,403
You know you're on your way up
584
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,862
when they slap a target
on your back.
585
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,993
[De Blasio] This is my city.
586
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,539
Play by my rules,
or I'll bury you.
587
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,666
I will cap the number of Uber
drivers on the road
588
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,043
and force you into submission.
589
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,172
[grunts]
590
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,342
You got to get their respect.
Never back down from a fight.
591
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,678
And sometimes
you gotta play dirty.
592
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,848
Show everyone
the long wait times
593
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,809
if De Blasio's cap
goes into effect.
594
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,895
[Austin] And then we weaponize
every rider's hand.
595
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,856
Yes, we ask--
no, we offer--
596
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,651
our riders the chance to raise
their voices with us, for us.
597
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,236
And they will,
598
00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,696
because they need
what we are selling.
599
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,573
And once they unite
behind us...
600
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,034
we'll take the city.
601
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,175
You're so warm
602
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,887
Oh, the ritual
603
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,680
When I lay down...
604
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,767
Here's to Uber being
officially in New York City!
605
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,977
[all cheer]
606
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,937
Long may we rule!
607
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,234
Hey, thanks for tonight.
608
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,736
Oh, yeah. Any time.
609
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,112
Yeah, next time
you're drinking with us.
610
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,448
Not on a school night.
611
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,784
Uh, hey, um,
I wanted to say thank you.
612
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,869
Since I started
driving for Uber,
613
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,621
I finally, like,
squirreled away some money
614
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,122
in my kid's college fund.
615
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,957
Aw. Man, you're welcome.
616
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,209
[chuckles]
617
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,460
You have a good night.
618
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,802
Get the fuck out of my city!
619
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,303
Hey, what the--?
620
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,096
Fucking Jesus! Fuck you!
621
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:08,306
[tires squeal]
622
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,476
God!
623
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,775
-Hi.
-[Travis] Hey, you did it!
624
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,026
[Travis chuckles]
625
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,278
We did.
626
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,321
-How rough?
-Oh, um...
627
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,615
-You know.
-Yeah.
628
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,869
Well, remember, you're nobody
if you don't make any enemies.
629
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,913
Thank you.
630
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,791
It's nothing.
631
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,835
No, uh...
632
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,545
thank you.
633
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,714
The minibar, I...
634
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,382
I know what you did,
635
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,384
and that you were
thinking about me.
636
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,219
I just didn't know
if you'd have time to make it
637
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,179
to any meetings and, yeah,
638
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,973
I need my lieutenant
in tip-top form.
639
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,767
No, I'm good.
640
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,519
And, you know,
it wasn't just me.
641
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,729
The whole team was--
they were--
642
00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,105
It wasn't the team.
643
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,356
It was you.
644
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,825
[indistinct chatter]
645
00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:58,875
[woman]
Hey, Travis.
646
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,755
-Travis, what's up?
-Hey, TK, lookin' forward
to the big surprise.
647
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,423
TK?
648
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,674
[man]
Hey, Travis?
649
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,967
Glad we're under the radar.
650
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,428
Yeah, there's no branding.
651
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,721
No company logos.
652
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,264
I see that.
653
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,766
Where's, uh, Angie?
654
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:17,101
She's sitting this one out.
655
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,022
Fucking New York.
656
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,273
Ten billion.
657
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,067
[laughs]
658
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,818
Let's go grab that drink.
You've earned it.
659
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,115
Excuse me.
660
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,617
Well, look who's here.
661
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,458
Kind of like finding
a rattlesnake in your boot.
662
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,793
Just don't make
any sudden moves.
663
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,461
I'm sure we'll be fine.
664
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,796
[reporter]
Look at them.
665
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,297
You have an angle?
666
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,299
So far, I can't
get anyone to talk,
667
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,343
but I'll keep at it.
668
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,304
There's dirt out there,
and I've brought a shovel.
669
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,473
-I don't even have to--
-No, no, you don't.
670
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,142
It's all on lock.
Security measures are in place.
671
00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,311
A strict code of conduct
for Uber employees.
672
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,314
Complete social media blackout,
wristbands to access events.
673
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,983
Even if they think
we're partying,
674
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,484
there'll be no proof,
there's no trace.
675
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,113
Bartender.
676
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:10,989
[bartender]
Yes sir?
677
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,408
Set us up with a Don Julio 70
678
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,828
and, uh, those folks
down at the end,
679
00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,162
give them a round on me, please.
680
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,664
Classic.
681
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,125
It might buy us some goodwill,
but not silence.
682
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,584
I'm telling you, you
don't have to worry, man.
683
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,628
We told everyone
exactly what to do.
684
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,089
And what not to.
685
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,091
Because you are family
and we love you,
686
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,678
we have come up with a set
of rules to limit any career...
687
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,805
Limiting...
688
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,348
[Travis] Limiting--
career-limiting moves.
689
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,183
No CLMs, got it.
690
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,476
[Emil]
Drugs.
691
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,894
Just pot and E?
692
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,521
No drugs.
693
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,189
-In public.
-That's for sure.
694
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,150
-Okay. Yeah. Okay.
-No sex with other employees.
695
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,068
-Unless two people--
-Or more--
696
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,862
[laughs]
697
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:54,741
Yeah, okay. Agree to it.
698
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,200
Use protection.
699
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,995
No lives should begin or end
at X to the X.
700
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,288
We're gonna send this out
by email?
701
00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,330
Yeah, we'd better,
so it lands.
702
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,707
But you make a good point.
703
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,542
Keep confidential things
confidential.
704
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,169
-Like this email.
-Yeah, yeah, like, uh...
705
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,712
no rev stats,
internal figures.
706
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,839
Yeah, no, nothing
with the company name or logo.
707
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,008
No shop talk.
And whatever you do,
708
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,177
do not talk
to the fucking press, okay?
709
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,345
That's it. Done. Nailed.
Send it company-wide.
710
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,222
-[bottles clink]
-Company-wide?
711
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,224
No, TK, this will leak.
712
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,560
If I put my faith in anything,
it's got to be in my guys.
713
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,353
All right? Just like they
put their faith in me.
714
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,355
Now, if I want them
to stay quiet about something,
715
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,900
they're going to make Silent Bob
look chatty as Tracy Flick.
716
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,401
Send it.
Let's go pack for Vegas.
717
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,489
Yeah, I don't think
I'll be making this trip.
718
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,158
By email?
719
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,951
You don't...
720
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,121
You know what?
721
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,248
Here's to you
taking measures,
722
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,583
whether they fall short
or not.
723
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,585
And to our fail safe.
724
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,045
[glasses clink]
725
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,051
Fuck it, I'm not gonna let
a free gin and tonic stop me.
726
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,552
I'm going in.
727
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,262
Hey, Travis?
728
00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:02,058
Care to comment
on what this event is all about?
729
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,861
Oh, fuck.
It's Whetbaker.
730
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,906
Goddamn. Rachel, Jill--
731
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,574
Why do you have such a hard-on
for my client?
732
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:21,536
This is an internal
company event.
733
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,454
Do they show up and bother you
734
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,373
about your reporting
at your paper's
735
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:28,459
Friday all-you-can-eat
wings night at Chili's?
736
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,752
Whetstone and Hazelbaker.
737
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,129
You hired a comms team.
738
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,713
We did.
739
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:36,050
All questions
go through me or Whetstone.
740
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,136
You got nannies
for your Uberettos.
741
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,054
That's a goddamn grown-up move,
Travis.
742
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,473
Nothing that happens here
is gonna get back to the press.
743
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,016
Unless we want it to.
744
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,769
[Travis]
Tonight, Travis isn't speaking.
745
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:51,357
Instead it's time for a lesson
from Prof. Kalanick.
746
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,150
[cheers and applause]
747
00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,819
Now, there are fuckers out there
that are gonna say we got lucky.
748
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,487
Is that what you think?
749
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,197
[all]
No!
750
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,827
All right, because you work
your asses off, right?
751
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,954
[all]
Yes!
752
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,958
But also check this.
You did get lucky. We all did.
753
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,710
Because we found each other.
754
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:14,172
And we get to work at
the greatest company on earth.
755
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,756
[all]
Yes!
756
00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:19,093
A world-changer.
A world-mover.
757
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:23,139
A company that believes...
758
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,267
in these core values.
759
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,685
[cheers and applause]
760
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,688
Pretty good, right?
761
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:33,774
Check these out.
762
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,778
Number one:
A: always be hustling.
763
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,531
Always be hustling.
764
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,326
At Uber, we put in
the blood and the sweat
765
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,162
required to get the job done
at all times.
766
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,832
We work harder, we work longer,
and we work smarter.
767
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,377
Not just two out of the three.
We never stop hustling, right?
768
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,837
[cheers and applause]
769
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,255
Number two:
770
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,382
revolutions are won by
true believers.
771
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,761
So be an owner,
not a renter.
772
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:05,097
The fully committed,
zealous Uberetto
773
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:08,559
owns the work that they do
each and every day.
774
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646
Austin.
775
00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,273
Ladies and gentlemen,
Austin Geidt.
776
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,442
-[cheers and applause]
-Now, she--
777
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,279
she is the walking embodiment
of this core value.
778
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:24,533
Austin paves a path to victory
in every city.
779
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,827
-Let her hear you!
-[all cheer]
780
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,417
Now, all these values
are important.
781
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:37,046
But for me, there's one
that rides high above the rest.
782
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,340
Number 12:
783
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,759
being super pumped.
784
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:45,930
Being super pumped
gives us superpowers.
785
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,598
Taking the biggest problems,
786
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,725
turning them
into amazing opportunities
787
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,769
to do great things.
788
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,437
So are we lucky?
789
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,439
Fuck yes, we are!
790
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,901
Because we get to be
super pumped 24/7,
791
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,112
three-sixty-motherfucking-five!
792
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:02,363
[cheers and applause]
793
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,614
[man]
Yes!
794
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
You know, one day--
795
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,251
one day, we're not just
gonna be transporting
796
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,044
customers in cars.
797
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,422
We're gonna exist in a place
798
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:24,135
where bits and atoms
come together.
799
00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:26,304
I am Uber.
800
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,764
You are Uber.
801
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,475
But we're not just a technology.
802
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,478
We're a technology
that moves cities
803
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,480
and their citizens.
804
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:39,233
So I want you to take
these core values,
805
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,735
but don't just
take 'em to heart.
806
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,320
I want you to fucking
inhale them
807
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,613
so they become your oxygen
808
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,325
as we continue
to conquer
809
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,410
not just transportation,
810
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,162
but the world!
811
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:53,164
[cheers and applause]
812
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,415
Whoo!
813
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,000
Yeah!
814
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,172
All right, now,
I want to introduce you
815
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:05,092
to our newest investors
and shareholders.
816
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,178
Ladies and gentlemen...
817
00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,264
Jay-Z and Beyoncé!
818
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,308
[cheers and applause]
819
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,484
[cell phone vibrates]
820
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,822
-Hey.
-Hey.
821
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,866
I've been thinking about you.
822
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,785
-Yeah, me too.
-I can hardly hear you.
823
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,703
Is that Beyoncé?
824
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:33,913
Yes, it is.
825
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,166
[laughs]
826
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,710
Oh, my-- okay, um,
call me when you're back.
827
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,961
All right.
828
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,721
-I'd say that went well.
-From the feedback I've gotten,
829
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,057
everybody seemed to
have had a good time.
830
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,144
[groans]
831
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,064
Okay, let's do it.
832
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,068
Line item: cleaning fee.
833
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,945
-[music blaring]
-[rowdy shouting]
834
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,539
Line item:
fine for public drinking.
835
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,249
[all cheering]
836
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,796
[indistinct chanting]
837
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,258
Tech bros gone wild.
838
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,135
Don't knock it.
It's gonna buy you a house.
839
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,430
Don't stop
Thinking about tomorrow
840
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:36,225
Gentlemen, just some harmless
fun we'll get rid of right away.
841
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,979
It'll be better than before
842
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,273
Line item:
elevator cleaning and repair.
843
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,108
How's your night going?
844
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,152
[coughs and retches]
845
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,864
Line item:
fine for public nudity.
846
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,868
Guys! Come on! Whoo!
847
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,619
[laughing]
848
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,079
And the medical expenses?
849
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:00,791
[grunts]
850
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,254
If your life was bad to you
851
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,549
Just think what tomorrow
Will do
852
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:11,302
Line item: open bar.
Line item: room damage.
853
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,804
Line item: payoff.
854
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,556
[all cheering]
855
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,603
It'll be better than before
856
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,982
Yesterday's gone
Yesterday's gone
857
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,818
Line item: private detective.
858
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,118
Line item...
859
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,830
"Grand theft auto
and vehicular damage"?
860
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,707
[both laugh]
861
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,459
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
862
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,670
[all cheering]
863
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,382
-Slow it down!
-[all scream]
864
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,675
-[tires squeal]
-[loud crash]
865
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,431
Sign the NDA.
Just sign right there.
866
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,101
Alright, thank you sir.
867
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:03,437
Twenty-five goddamn--
868
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,940
that is a comma
and a lot of fucking zeroes.
869
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,691
Yeah, yeah, man,
the total is $25 million,
870
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,860
but that does include
all room charges,
871
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,946
and the, uh,
continental breakfast.
872
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,323
Oh, well, those were really good
blueberry muffins, so...
873
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,533
[laughs]
874
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:17,701
Hey, Bill.
875
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,370
Get some sleep?
876
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,871
Travis, you know I didn't.
Not a wink.
877
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,289
And it wasn't
because of the music.
878
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,917
-It was all the goddamned music.
-Yeah.
879
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,086
Well, they're
an exuberant bunch.
880
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,546
Yeah.
881
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,172
Got to let them
off the leash sometimes.
882
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,715
You'll be amazed
at the productivity we see
883
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,008
when we they get
back to work.
884
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,761
[Gurley]
Did they--
885
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,096
from up there?
886
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,142
[all cheering]
887
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,531
I didn't think
that was possible.
888
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,907
Yeah, but-- yeah, yeah.
889
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,785
The launch angle
times the velocity...
890
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,328
They're engineers.
891
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,580
Yeah.
892
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,627
Yeah.
893
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,467
[car horn blaring]
894
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:20,931
[Amy]
Hey.
895
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,600
Hey.
896
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,435
I brought you a clean shirt.
897
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,604
I've got to get back
and get the kids to school.
898
00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,731
-Mm.
-Thank you.
899
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,941
-Would you?
-Yeah. Move.
900
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,031
How was it?
901
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,658
Oh, uh...
902
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,577
kind of like Waco.
903
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,953
Thing is,
he pulled it off.
904
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,413
But it was a...
905
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,956
you know, more like
a streak shooter
906
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,292
when he nails a 40-footer
to win the game.
907
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,294
You're happy for the W
but, you know--
908
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,630
You might be in
for a long season.
909
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:56,300
Might could be that Waco
turns into Jonestown, yes.
910
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,303
How are you gonna stop that?
911
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,513
Figure out a way to make sure
912
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,766
that the Flavor Aid
and water never meet.
913
00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,479
You changed your hair.
914
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,189
[both chuckle]
915
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,984
I like it. Yeah.
916
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,070
It's, um-- it's more hip.
917
00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,739
Thanks.
918
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:21,825
Are you okay?
919
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,162
Yeah.
920
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,122
Yeah?
921
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,083
I got a call from Angie.
922
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,712
Why didn't you tell me?
I mean...
923
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,340
what happened?
924
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,510
It just ran its course.
925
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,136
I met somebody new.
926
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,763
I think you'd really like her,
actually.
927
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:45,974
Well...
928
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:50,020
[scoffs]
929
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,230
What?
930
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,192
Travis, you can't just
dispose of people
931
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,527
in your life like that,
932
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:58,696
especially somebody
who stood by you.
933
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,156
Mom, it wasn't like that, okay?
934
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,908
I took care of her.
935
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,660
We're still gonna be
in each other's lives.
936
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,078
We're still gonna talk
every day.
937
00:45:07,162 --> 00:45:09,039
I did it right.
938
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,548
We were crying
in each other's arms.
939
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,885
We just both knew
that it was time to...
940
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:25,931
set out on our own
separate journeys.
941
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,644
I just can't fucking do it
anymore, all right?
942
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:34,481
I want... different.
943
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,066
Different level
of commitment?
944
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,194
Different dynamics?
Different bodies?
945
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,071
Yeah. All of that.
Different.
946
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,742
Just-- you know,
I wish I didn't, but--
947
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,118
[scoffs]
948
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,412
[sighs]
949
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,705
Look, I'm sorry.
950
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:50,914
Like I said,
I wish it didn't.
951
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,756
You can take your
time moving out.
952
00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,632
I'll stay with Crystal
for a few days.
953
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,092
Oh, I'm moving out?
954
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,343
-Well, yeah. It's my--
-No, no, no.
955
00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:04,803
I can't lose the Jam Pad.
956
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,138
It's for work.
957
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,058
It really means
that much to you?
958
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,102
Yes. It's where I do
all my best thinking.
959
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564
Okay, look, how about this?
960
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,775
I'm gonna set you up
in a new apartment, right?
961
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:20,110
Anywhere you like.
You pick.
962
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,820
And I'll buy you
out of this place.
963
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,659
Okay.
964
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,462
I guess I was just
your seed round.
965
00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:45,135
[door closes]
966
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,309
All right.
Get home safe.
967
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,977
I will.
968
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,854
You be good.
969
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,106
Of course.
970
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,983
Don't sweet-talk your mother
and say "Of course."
971
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,819
-[chuckles]
-You do it.
972
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,111
All right.
973
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,701
Love you.
974
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,358
Excuse me. Hi.
975
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,860
Could you just tell me,
976
00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,361
what made you choose Lyft
instead of Uber?
977
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,113
Uh, well, it's so much cheaper,
978
00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:48,115
and the drivers
are super-friendly.
979
00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:50,367
All right. Got it. Buddy, I was
thinking of becoming a driver.
980
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,202
What do I need to know?
981
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,621
Here, man.
We make more money.
982
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,331
And we get tips.
983
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,417
That's something I never got
driving for Uber.
984
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,557
Yeah, I'm looking
at rider bonuses,
985
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,559
driver appreciation parties.
986
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:19,354
I mean, these motherfuckers,
they're stealing all my shit.
987
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,903
Oh, we are going to fucking war.
988
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,822
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
989
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,742
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
990
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,703
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
991
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,372
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
992
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,250
So much for
The golden future
993
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,587
I can't even start
994
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:46,131
I've had every
Promise broken
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