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♪♪
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♪♪ [up-tempo]
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[Quill] Live from
Conjunction Arena, it's...
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Captured from his humble,
backwater home world
by space pirates,
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awesome earthman Peter Quill
fulfilled his cosmic destiny
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as the one,
the only, Star-Lord!
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He gathered a plucky band
of helpers, the legendary
Guardians of the Galaxy,
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and led them to vanquish
the Mad Titan Thanos.
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[coins clinking]
With the galaxy saved,
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Star-Lord was
handsomely rewarded,
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so he decided to pursue
the noble goal
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of producing
the finest entertainment
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his units can buy.
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And here's Star-Lord!
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♪♪ [ends]
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[announcer]
Please applaud now.
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He will pay you handsomely.
[cash register bell dings]
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[cheering]
♪♪ [resumes]
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[laughs]
Oh! Oh, thank you!
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Thank you!
Oh, for me? Really?
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Oh, you are too kind.
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Okay, well,
welcome to the show.
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First of all...
[chuckles]
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I have to apologize
for the condition of our set.
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Note to self: never book
Black Bolt on a talk show.
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♪♪ [rim shot]
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[audience member coughs]
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A talk show.
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You know,
'cause Black Bolt can--
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He can destroy a planet
with his voice.
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[audience member sneezes]
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[cricket chirping]
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What? It's how
we laugh on my planet.
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Okay, thank you for that.
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Well, I'd like to open the show
with a song for you,
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and it goes a little something
like this.
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♪♪ [rock]
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♪ Sta-- ♪
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[newscaster]
We interrupt this broadcast
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to bring you
a breaking news report.
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Nova Corps is in pursuit
of a stolen Star Blaster.
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Let's see if we can
zoom in on the cockpit
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and get a look at the thieves.
[siren wailing]
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[newscaster]
If you're just joining us,
Nova Corps is in pursuit
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of a stolen Star Blaster.
[siren wailing]
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This just in.
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The thieves have contacted
our newsroom.
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They are described
as an unidentified plant
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and a rodent of some kind.
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I am Groot.
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And I ain't no rodent!
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Nova Corps considers
these culprits armed,
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limbed,
and extremely dangerous.
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We'll keep you updated
as the situation develops.
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♪♪ [rock]
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♪♪ [ends]
Yes!
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Can we get them
to clap louder?
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[cash register bell dings]
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[beeping]
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[cheering, applauding]
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, not so loud.
[chuckles]
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Okay, so I'm really
looking forward
to my first guest,
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one of my closest friends,
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a certain golden-haired
prince of Asgard...
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Thor--
Thor was not available?
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So, who did we get?
Did we get Odin?
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Heimdall? Angela?
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Oh, wait.
Please tell me it's not--
[thunderclap]
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♪♪ [fanfare]
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'Tis I, Fandral!
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Huzzah!
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[cheering, swooning]
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Huzzah, Star-Lord!
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Whoa! You know, I gotta
pay for all this!
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I see you've gotten out
of the galaxy-saving game.
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Probably best for everyone, eh?
[laughing]
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[audience laughing]
[audience member clapping]
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No. I've decided to pursue
a higher calling--
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entertainment.
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Is that what
you call this?
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[slurps]
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Huzzah!
[cup shatters]
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[applauding, cheering]
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[beeping]
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Hey, those are expensive.
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Aye.
[grunts]
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Only the finest of quality
for a denizen of Asgard.
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[grunts]
Huzzah!
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[cheering]
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Huh. Forgive me.
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I forgot how puny and frail
everything is in this realm.
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Okay, yeah, thanks
for dropping by, Fandral,
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but I'm afraid that's all
the time we have tonight.
[snaps fingers]
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What do you mean we have
ten more minutes to kill?
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Oh, it's quite
all right, friend.
There's been enough dying
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on this stage tonight, huh?
[laughter]
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Well, the only thing
that died tonight
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is whatever crawled up
and croaked on your upper lip.
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♪♪ ["Shave and a Haircut,
Two Bits"]
[audience] Ohh!
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Do you mock
my "moostache," sir?
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"Mustache."
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"Moostache"!
All right, "whatoover."
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I'll bet it's
not even real.
[grunts]
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I assure you
'tis quite real.
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I've had it
since I was a baby.
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Seriously?
You had a moustache...
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as a baby.
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[cries]
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[both grunting]
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[crash]
[both shouting]
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♪♪ [instrumental]
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[announcer]
Coming soon, real aliens,
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real crime, real justice.
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[yowling]
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It's N.O.V.A.S.!
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[siren wailing]
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Filmed on location
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with the beings
of Nova Corps.
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All suspects
are presumed innocent
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until proven guilty
by galactic tribunal.
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[Corpsman Dey]
After responding to a call
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from an escaped pod
drifting in space,
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I'm escorting the civilian
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to a nearby
Nova Corps station.
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Never too busy to rescue
a damsel in distress.
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Call me a damsel again--
What?
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...and I'll
give you distress.
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[thud]
Uhh!
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Looks like we got
ourselves a 224-B.
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That's Nova code
for "suspicious
interstellar vehicle."
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[siren wailing]
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Okay, sir, I need to see
your astrogation license
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and starship
registration, please.
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Uh, why? D-D-Did I do
something wrong, Corpsman?
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
to pop your cargo bay.
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Y-Y-You don't want to do that.
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I-- I-- I mean...
[nervous chuckle]
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not that there's anything
illegal in there.
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[roaring]
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[shouting]
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I-- I have no idea
how that got in there.
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How much? Seriously?
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Ugh, this is costing me
a fortune.
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I can't believe--
♪♪ [up-tempo]
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Hey-hey! Welcome back!
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Well, um, as you can see,
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Fandral couldn't stick around,
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but we have another round
of fantastic guests.
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Who's up next?
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Canceled? Everyone?
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But th-- But that means
there's no show.
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On the contrary. The show's
just getting started.
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As your official
automated announcer,
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I have been authorized to say
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it's time for our
surprise segment...
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[cheering]
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Wait. What?
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Authorized by who?
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Behind each door is one
of your ex-girlfriends.
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And all three are just dying
to see you again.
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Three!
Two!
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One!
Two!
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Yeah, I don't want to open
any of those doors.
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We could always
bring back Fandral.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[audience laughs, cheers]
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Look, how about I just
sing us all another song?
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[crash]
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[gasping]
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Hey!
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Lucy and Supergiant. Wow!
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You're not still mad at me
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for all those times
I never called, are you?
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[roaring]
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[droid announcer]
Welcome back-a.
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We've ambushed--
[stammering]
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surprised Peter Quill
[shouting]
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with a visit from two
of his ex-girlfriends.
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Let's watch the sparks fly.
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Lucy, Supergiant, look,
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why don't we talk this out?
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You're not
smooth-talking your way
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out of this, Quill!
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You're a lying, flarg-faced,
krutackin' cheapskate!
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[gasping]
And those are your
good qualities!
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Oh! Lucy sends Quill
flying!
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And here comes Supergiant
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with a Centauri Suplex-a!
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Ohh!
Gee.
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[Supergiant]
Hyah!
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Whoa!
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No!
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Come on. Take it easy.
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I gotta pay
for all this stuff.
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[growling]
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You care more about units
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than either one of us!
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No! You got it
all wrong, baby.
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You're the whole reason
I'm doing this show--
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just so I can sing
our song to you,
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to the whole galaxy.
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Oh.
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Really?
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I thought you didn't go
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for public displays
of affection.
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See, that's where I realized
I was wrong.
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I need to sing
what I have in my heart--
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our song.
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Aww!
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Ahem.
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♪♪ [up-tempo]
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Your song?
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You said
this was our song!
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Is that true, Quill?
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I mean,
it's a really great song.
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Aah!
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Ladies, please don't
make me do this.
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Where's my Element Blasters?
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Fandral.
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Hyah!
Uhh!
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Hee-yah!
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Aah!
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Do you hunger for the finest
grilled carcasses
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in the galaxy?
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Do you hunger for the finest
grilled carcasses
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in the galaxy?
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Then come fill your belly
at Drax the Flame Broiler.
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Orloni on a stick.
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Grukworm on a stick.
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And, of course, corn dogs.
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The secret ingredient is fire.
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Here at Drax
the Flame Broiler,
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we have an important slogan--
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"We make food, you eat it,
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and then you pay us
for the food."
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Destroy your hunger
at Drax the Flame Broiler.
[animal lows]
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[announcer]
Currently under repair
due to fire damage.
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Nova Corps received a number
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of health and safety
complaints about this place.
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We're gonna take a look around.
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Fire is an unruly
and untrustworthy ally.
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We got reports of possible
illegally obtained meat and--
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Aah!
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Drax, I think we met
your meat supplier earlier.
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Uhh!
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Duh-- aah--
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[blade slicing]
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Aah!
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Those
are for the corn dogs!
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We're back, I guess.
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Supergiant and Lucy
had to run.
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[droid announcer]
You paid them off.
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We came to
a mutually beneficial
business arrangement.
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You gave them units,
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and they stopped
beating you up.
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Only now you're broke.
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00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,750
Okay, you know what?
Forget it.
259
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,000
No show is worth this.
260
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,170
I quit!
261
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,420
[buzzer buzzes]
262
00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,880
Peter Quill,
263
00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,620
you've just said
the Secret Phrase-a
264
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,670
of Certain Doom!
265
00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:05,120
[gasping]
266
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,670
Since when do we have
a "Secret Phrase
267
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:11,380
of Certain Doo--oom"?!
268
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,380
[whimpering]
269
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,460
Acid?
270
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,170
[cheering]
271
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,000
What kind of announcer are you?
272
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,330
[Grandmaster]
He's an excellent
announcer.
273
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,170
He's just not your announcer.
274
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,170
Grandmaster?
275
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,380
Indeed.
And while your show
276
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:41,380
has a certain slow-motion
disaster appeal, I guess,
277
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,960
I'm afraid
the whole enterprise
278
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,920
was actually an elaborate
and artfully constructed game.
279
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,500
Thank you for playing.
280
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,290
You're...welcome?
281
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,830
I'm afraid you've
gone over budget,
282
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,920
and so, alas,
the game is over.
283
00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,500
You lost. You're canceled,
Star-Lord,
284
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,540
permanently.
285
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,380
All things considered,
286
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,830
I'd rather
have Fandral back!
287
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,040
[Grandmaster chuckles]
This trap
288
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,880
is a test of Star-Lord's
skill as an escape artist.
289
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,500
[cheering]
290
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,880
[grunting]
291
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,000
Oh. So there is
a way to escape.
292
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,500
Oh, I never said that.
293
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,120
The best games are rigged.
294
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,420
[Corpsman Dey]
We're responding to a call
295
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,460
for backup on a zed-015,
296
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,620
stolen vehicle.
297
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,040
These light speed pursuits
298
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,540
never end well.
299
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,750
[siren wailing]
300
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,170
Attention,
stolen Star Blaster.
301
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,460
Pull into orbit
and cut your power.
302
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,380
Rocket, Groot,
what are you doing?
303
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,670
Pull over now.
304
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,540
Oh, hey, Gammy, Drax.
305
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,460
We got a bit
of a situation here.
306
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,460
I talked to Nova Prime,
307
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,170
and she said it's all
a big misunderstanding.
308
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,670
Just return the Star Blaster,
309
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,540
and she'll drop
the whole thing.
310
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,670
Wh-Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
[alarm blaring]
311
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,540
I am Groot.
312
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,540
[alarm continues blaring]
313
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,920
[Rocket] So, uh,
when we return the ship,
314
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,540
does it have to be
in one piece?
315
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,210
[both scream]
316
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,080
They're going to crash.
317
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,750
Deploying energy restraints.
318
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,750
[Gamora]
Reverse engines!
319
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,750
I'm at full throttle!
It's no good!
320
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,960
[laughing]
Now, this is
law enforcement.
321
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,750
[Gamora]
Our ships are heading
straight for Conjunction City.
322
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,880
[alarm continues blaring]
[both yell]
323
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,960
[screeching]
324
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,880
Ha! Game over! I win!
325
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,960
Oh, no. I determine
when this game is over!
326
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,000
And the Grandmaster
always wins!
327
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,620
Yep. Probably should have
seen that coming.
328
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,000
[aircraft approaching]
329
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,460
Aah! Ohh!
330
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,620
[crash]
331
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:08,750
You saw my show!
I knew you guys
would come to save me!
332
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,380
Uh, sure.
We'll go with that.
333
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,420
Which means
you owe me one.
334
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,790
♪♪ [up-tempo]
335
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,580
How's this for a surprise
reunion show? The...
336
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,620
Let's hear it!
337
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,750
[audience member
clapping]
338
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,920
Really? No love
for the Guardians?
339
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,710
We only saved
all of your lives,
340
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,880
like two or three times,
at least!
341
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,380
What about you, cricket guy?
342
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,580
Wait, wait, wait.
343
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,710
You were in the Guardians
of the Galaxy?
344
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,620
Uh...
345
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,960
Are those
Fruxian Acid Piranhas?
346
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,250
I'm gonna need to
see your Deadly Exotic
Marine Creatures permit.
347
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:49,670
This is my game,
and we play by my rules.
348
00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:52,250
Act three finale mode:
engage!
349
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,580
Activating.
350
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:57,000
Destroying the Guardians now!
351
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,420
[Quill]
Didn't see that coming.
352
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,250
[cheering]
353
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,460
Aah!
354
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,040
[groaning]
355
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,620
That's not gonna hurt,
356
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,080
as the Robo-Announcer
deploys an energy shield.
357
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,380
What will hurt?
This laser beam!
358
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,170
Ooh!
Dah!
359
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,960
[cheering]
360
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,120
I am Groot!
361
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,540
And now a word
from our sponsor--
362
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,960
Farmer Jorp's Weed-radicator!
363
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,790
[coughs]
364
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,750
[cheering]
365
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,710
Quill, Gamora,
Rocket, Drax-a,
366
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,620
I have been programmed
with a complete breakdown
367
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,790
of your skills, weapons,
and signature moves.
368
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:03,540
Guys, this dude is like
a giant "Best Of" album.
369
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,580
It knows all of our
greatest hits.
370
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,710
I do not know what those
words mean, Quill,
371
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,710
but it has not seen
my greatest hit.
372
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,580
Yaah!
373
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:20,210
[cheering]
374
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,790
Bravo!
375
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,080
Yaah!
376
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,750
So predictable.
377
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,620
Perhaps Drax should stick
with flame broiling.
378
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:31,580
Charging overhand swing.
379
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,880
Backhand sweep.
380
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,460
One-handed spin attack.
381
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,830
[grunting]
382
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:37,830
Reverse combination
double-slash.
383
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,790
Ah, Gamora opens
384
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,830
with a classic
Ferocappa attack,
385
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,620
but finds it useless
386
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,620
against her multi-servo-ed
opponent.
387
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:50,080
Then I'll just have to
cut you down to size. Hyah!
388
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,750
[audience cheering]
389
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,290
Oh, yes!
390
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,460
[Gamora shouts]
391
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:13,120
Gamora manages
to narrow the odds-a.
392
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,540
Huh!
393
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,420
I'm telling it
like it is, folks,
394
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,380
and this is spectacular.
395
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,500
Gamora will not be denied.
396
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,620
Hyah!
397
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,830
No, no, no, no, no!
398
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,250
She presses her attack,
399
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,420
but will her overconfidence
be her undoing?
400
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,120
[groans]
401
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,460
[audience cheering]
402
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:41,000
The answer, sadly, is yes!
403
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,620
[cheering]
404
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,830
I so do love winning!
[chuckling]
405
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,830
Gammy exposed
its power core.
We gotta take it out!
406
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,380
Fandral stole
my Element Blasters.
407
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,460
I got nothing!
408
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,960
[audience cheering]
409
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,000
Boo!
410
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,250
Ha! Nice dud, robo-jerk.
411
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,670
[grunts]
412
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,170
The rodent's arrogant nature
413
00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:24,920
led to his totally
foreseeable downfall.
414
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,500
Ohh. Seriously?
415
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,120
And then there was one.
416
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,330
We wonder if Star-Lord
has any last words.
417
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,000
As a matter of fact, yes.
418
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,710
What a surprise.
419
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,290
I just want to sing my song,
420
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,710
just the one
I've been trying to sing
421
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,880
since the beginning
of the show.
422
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,960
I mean, really,
is that too much to ask?
423
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,790
I'm already paying
for the band,
424
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,830
so fine.
425
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,420
♪♪ [pop rock]
426
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,040
Huh?
427
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:06,080
D-D-D-D-D-D-Didn't
see that coming.
428
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,330
[audience cheering]
429
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,000
[gasping]
430
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,290
[audience cheering]
431
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,920
D-D-D-D-D-D-Didn't see that
432
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,500
[slowing down]
coming.
433
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,330
[frustrated yell]
This is my game,
434
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,210
and you cheated!
435
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,920
[Fandral]
"Moostache"!
436
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,580
[Grandmaster cries out]
437
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,670
[groaning]
438
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,210
[audience cheering]
439
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:49,920
[chanting]
Fandral! Fandral! Fandral!
[cheering]
440
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,040
Hey!
441
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,330
This is my win, my show.
442
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,790
About that...
443
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,250
Since you no longer
can afford
444
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,080
to pay for this show,
445
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:06,620
we've decided to make,
uh, a few, uh, changes.
446
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:10,500
Oh, the network has changes.
What are the chances?
447
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,080
Direct from Asgard,
448
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,580
it's Huzzah!
449
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:20,080
Starring your host, Fandral!
450
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,540
[audience cheering]
451
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,750
Huzzah!
452
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,330
Please welcome
my very special guest--
453
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:28,960
me!
454
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,080
[cheering, swooning]
455
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,960
Fandral!
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