All language subtitles for Life & Beth.S01E07.Leonard.WEBDL-1080p.NPMS.en

- Beth!
- Yeah!

- This is--
- Hi.

- Good to see you!
- Great to see you. Yeah.

I-I wanted to just come by
and tell you that

I'm moving out
of Manhattan today,

so I won't be
coming by anymore.

- Oh, well,
it's good to see you.

- Yeah.

I wanted to really thank you

because I'm--
I'm feeling a lot better.

- That's wonderful.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

One more thing.

Can I have a hug?

Just, um, I don't have
any parents right now,

and I just, you know--
if it's okay.

Just, like, a-a quick hug

to celebrate
how well I'm doing.

- Sure, sure.

I'm just gonna have to ask

Kathleen
to come in and observe.

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

- Okay. Kathleen!
- Yeah, of course.

She's coming.

- Yeah, yeah.
- She's--

Okay, Beth?

- Yes.
Yeah, I thought--I was done.

I thought you needed
a-a second.

- What you doing?

- I'm making a mixtape for Liz.

Cool. Can I have a mixtape?

- Sure.
Didn't you do that yesterday?

- Yeah, but I need to grow tall

if I'm gonna be
a volleyball player.

- Oh, really?

You're gonna be
a volleyball player?

- Will you help me mark it?

Write the date
next to it too, please.

Okay.

Make sure you get
the top of my head, will you?

- Okay, I will.
Okay, you ready?

We're fully moving you out?

- Yeah.
- Good for you.

You'll feel so much better.

- Yeah.
- I did.

- I didn't know
you lived with someone.

- Okay, well,
I did and it didn't end well.

Oh, okay.

Well, I mean,
I wanna hear everything.

- All right,
I had my heart broken.

Well, that's--come on,
that's all for today.

- Okay, well, thank you
for sharing that with me, okay?

And I just wanna say I'm happy
you aren't someone else.

- Okay.

- Okay?
- Relax, you relax--

- I'm sorry.

- Matt's not here, right?

- No.
- Cool. I do not wanna see him.

- Yeah.
- But how is he?

- No, he's great.

He's, like, breaking all sorts
of records at work.

Wow.

- Turns out without me holding
you back, you can be limitless.

Shit. Murray is calling me.

Hello?

- Is that my body?

- Sort of. Um, yeah.

Right.

I can't think of anything
to say right now.

Naples, right.

Okay, thanks. All right. Bye.

I got that promotion.

- You seem psyched.

- It's more money.

Well, let's get Matt
back here for some champagne.

Yeah.

- Yeah, but it would be good
to move on, right?

Okay.
- What the fuck?

Wait.

That's really weird.

I mean, is he moving or...?

- I didn't know he was moving.

The bathroom is disgusting.

Everything is gone.

Is this your stuff?

Um, it looks like it.

- I think this is my...

- Yeah, this is my stuff.
What the fuck?

- That's weird.
- Did he say anything?

He texted me something.

He said, "Leave your key
on the counter."

- That's it.
- Okay.

Well, I'm gonna get started

'cause I forgot to record
"Judge Judy."

- Popcorn.
- Yum.

- Get in, Izzy.
- Don't you fight it.

- Dad! Dad!
- What?

- No! No!
- What?

Dad, that's terrible.

- What, she's not microwavable?

- Remember when
Dad used to pretend

to put our poodle
in the microwave?

- Izzy? Really?

- Yeah, he'd, like,
hear us coming,

and he'd, like, pretend like
he didn't, you know?

Um, no.

- He'd act like we caught him,
like, "Oh, sorry," you know?

- Oh, God. Such a charming man.

- This is the longest it's been

since we've heard from Dad,
you know that, right?

Yeah, well, if he cared,
he'd keep in regular touch,

but he doesn't, so.

- What if we went by the park,
his regular spot?

It's nice out.

We haven't checked it
in a while, right?

Make sure--he might--
he might need some help.

- Of course, he needs help.
Come on, they all need help.

- I told you I was getting off.

I don't have to pull the stupid
thing if I said, "Getting off."

That's what it means. Dummy.

Hope you drive better
than you listen.

Stupid.

Come on, sweetheart.

- You guys look so good.
- Hi, Daddy.

How are you?

Listen, uh, Mom's gonna let me
come home soon, okay?

So don't worry about that.

- Where's your car?

- I got sideswiped
by this dog-bone, this idiot

when I was pulling out.
Dummy.

But the bus is good--
the bus is good if, uh,

if you like weird smells.

Eww!

How's your leg?

You, uh, you out
for the season?

Uh, no, I have
a couple more games,

but, uh, 41 stitches.

In three layers.

- 41 stitches in three layers?
- That's disgusting. Yuck.

- It's between these two,

but I like
the green one better.

- This one?
- Mm-hmm.

- You like this one?
- Yeah.

Sure there's, um,

no other, uh,
places in the mall

you wanna shop at?

It's a tough decision.

I mean, one's got stripes,

and the other one's got
polka dots, it's, uh...

- You know,
I'm kind of hungry actually.

I think we should
just not shop now.

Let's just shop later.

- No, because we--
we could just--

if you wanna get it,
we should get it now.

It's up to you, or you can do
whatever you want.

- It's--I mean, no one's
really asked me yet,

so let's just go--go eat, yeah.

- Yeah, we'll go eat.

Yeah, let's get some food.

- You know, I had, uh,
one of my shops over there

on the other side.
It was a good one also.

- Yeah, we know.

- You had a ponopoly
on baby furniture from Italy

then those bastards
started selling it too.

- That's right,
I had a ponopoly.

And I went over there to Italy,
made them give me an exclusive.

If I still had that shop,

your mother would be begging
to speak to me.

Thank you so much
for doing this with me.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You know, I wanna be there
for you, too, right?

- Yeah.
- Is that Matt?

- Yeah.

- Okay, where's he going?
There's nothing over there.

- It's a fucking cart.
- What's he wearing?

I mean, it looks
like Coachella.

Okay, he doesn't look good.

Let's go.

- No, no.
Will you take my stuff home?

I'm-I'm gonna
grab it later, okay?

- You know, this is fucked up.
I came here to help you,

and you're ditching me
with all your shit.

- We were together
for ten years, okay?

- Six.

- I need to make sure
he's okay.

Matt. Matt!

Beth.

What are you doing?

- Hey, girl.
It's been a minute.

What are you doing here?

- What's going on?

This is--funny story,
it's a funny story.

Remember Kenny?

Kenny--club soda Kenny
from Fort Greene?

- No.

- Anyway, uh, we-we-we had
a bet on a fight which I lost.

We were both drunk.
Uh, it was a weird bet.

Anyway, you-you-you look
good, girl.

It's good to see you, girl.

- Hey, come on.
Stop calling me girl.

Wh--why is our apartment
so empty?

- I'm just revamping stuff,
you know?

Couple leather couches,
couple swords.

Our comforter that you're
stealing is right on top.

- Okay, you don't look good.
What's really happening?

- All right, all right, fine.

I'm, uh, I've been coming up
a little short.

- Murray said you're breaking
every record at work.

- You know, uh, I'm doing
what I gotta do to stay on top,

so, uh, so I'm buying
a little bit of my wine

back from my customers
just to make my numbers.

- Wait, you're buying your--

your own inventory,
you're saying?

- You don't think
I know it's bad?

For how long?

- For a while now.
My cards are all maxed out.

I'm-I'm scared
I may have broken the law.

- Well, fuck.
Did I break the law?

- Exactly.
- I don't know what I should do.

- Well, okay,
so-so you haven't

paid our rent in how long?

- Ten months.
- What the fuck?

The-the--my name
is on the lease.

What did you do
with the money I chipped in?

- I spent it.

- What the f-what?
- Okay, you--

- Your name isn't even
on the lease anymore, Matt!

You know what that means?
I owe that money!

- You have every right
to be mad.

- I know I have every right
to be mad,

you fucking psychopath!

God, that's--I have no money,
I have no savings--

- Yeah, I know it sucks, right?
It sucks.

I don't have any money either.

Oh, my God,
I could fucking kill you!

- Well, guess what?
- What's wrong with you?

- I could kill you with my bag.
- Guess what?

I've been at this a while,
and you didn't even notice,

you're so checked out.

- Okay, so this is my fault?
- Yes.

- This is on me?
- Yes.

- It makes a lot of sense.

- Yes, I was devoted to you.
- Okay, great.

- And you really fucked us.
You really did.

- Will you--will you just
excuse me while I figure out

how I'm going
to fucking eat this week

'cause I don't have a dollar.

- Oh, okay,
I know I'm not gonna

get through to you now
that you're a sociopath, so--

- Oh, okay. I'm a sociopath?

- Yes.
- Really?

- You rub people the wrong way.
Good people.

- Okay, you're not wrong.
I know that.

I just haven't been able
to feel anything

for a long time, okay?
I can't.

Yeah, yeah,
you've been a zombie.

- Look, I-I-I love you.
I just--

- I knew it.

- No! Get out of here!
What's wrong with you?

- All right, I may have
misread that moment.

Fuck, Matt.

I was gonna say
I love you like family.

You are like family to me.
It's awful to see you this way.

I've just been so numb.

Jesus, Matt. Stop it.
Is that cocaine?

It's all over your face.
It's all over.

- Oh, cocks!

I gotta pick up those fucking
Glaser Group people tonight.

- You have Glaser tonight?

- Yeah, that's why I've been
so stressed out.

- Jesus.
- It's okay. I got this.

I got this, girl.

- You just pissed yourself.

- I just need a little bit
more cocaine.

I don't think
that's the solution, Matt.

Hey, hey, I'll do it.

I can take them out.

- No!
- Yeah.

- Nobody likes you.

- They will like me.
I will make them like me, okay?

I have an idea.

And--and whatever commission
I make

goes right to our landlord.

- You got it, baby.
- Okay?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And we're taking my name
off the lease tonight.

- Tonight.
- All right, all right.

- You're the best, baby.

- Matt!

Why are you
dumping out that champagne?

- I don't know.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- And I'm sorry I missed the
volleyball game the other day.

- You were there, Dad.
Thank you.

- I was?

- Yeah, yeah, you were.

- Shit. Oh, good.

- Daddy, are we gonna
really eat somewhere?

- Are we gonna eat somewhere?

Yeah, we're eating here,
we're eating everywhere.

We're eating
every single thing.

I mean, look at all his food.

Plus, I am making my top-secret

world-famous
Leonard's lemonade, okay?

Put a lemon, some sugar packs
in there, stir it up,

and it's the best
of the best stuff.

Try it, Annie.

- That's--that's really
sweet, Dad.

It's good, though, right?

Now, listen, I need you
to get two more cups of water,

couple of sugar packs,
and a bunch of lemon, okay?

- Why can't Beth do it?

- Beth can't do it because Beth
has 65 stitches in 42 places.

- 41 stitches.
- In three layers.

- Okay, now, go ahead
and do it, all right?

- Okay.
- Come right back, sweetheart.

- Okay.

Don't talk to any weirdos.

Ai-yi-yi.

Whe--when is this, um,
prom thing with the dress?

When is this thing?

- Dad, I'm-I'm 14.

It's not a prom.
Don't worry about it.

- I am--listen,
sweetie, my, um,

my car's not really
in the shop.

- Okay.

- Fuckers took it from me
because I had too many DWIs,

but I wasn't even drunk.

I think Mommy
called the cops on me.

- So I'll be seeing
even less of you.

That's great.

- Sweetheart, no,
no, no, no, no.

Listen, I took--
I took three buses

to be with you guys today,
and I'll take 300 more.

- I know, I know.

I just--

school has been really off, so.

- Wha--what about your friends?
Do you, um...

- Liz and Maya.
- Liz and Maya.

'Cause, you know,
friends are important.

Family, they come and go,
you know,

and you can't trust them
half the time.

But friends, that's a family
that you get to choose.

Look at you.

Wait a second, where-where
did you get that fancy hat?

- They gave it to me
'cause I'm so cute.

Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe they should
give me one also...

- Hey!
- 'Cause I'm so cute too.

Now, watch and learn, right?

I'm gonna go to Johnny Rockets,

and I'm gonna make them give us
three cheese burgers.

- Huh?
- Okay.

- Hello.

- They got 50¢ refills
at Starbucks.

- Oh, yeah? Hey, Dad.

- Beth.

- Where you been?

- I'm here. I'm always here.

I-I have this stupid phone.
It runs out of minutes.

- Yeah. You look good.

- I look like shit.

- Come on, I'll get you
that refill.

50¢?

- How's Annie?

- She's good. She says hi.

- No, she doesn't. That's okay.

- Mom died.

- Really? Janey died?

- She died.

- Oh, wow. Breast cancer?

- No, it was a car accident.

- That's a shame.
- Yeah.

- That's a beautiful woman.
Beautiful breasts.

- All right.

- I'm so sorry, Beth.

- Thank you.

- How-how are you doing
with it?

- It's, you know,
it's complicated.

- That woman was
a fucking saint.

- I know.

- How's your mom?

- She died, Dad.

- Fucking breast cancer.

- How's your memory?

- They say I have
short-term memory loss.

- How's your long-term?

- Depends.

I wear Depends.

It's just so--do you?

- No.
- Oh.

- I'm not that fucked up.

- I-I wanna ask you
about something.

I wanna see
if you're up for it.

- I'm listening.
- Okay.

I got a pretty big gig.

Couple of big fish.
- Yeah?

Really looking
to charm these people.

You feel like getting a little
bit of a haircut, shave?

It's a little bit of a hustle.

- What's my name
and where am I from?

- Hmm, all right.

- Yeah, oh, Paul, Diane
from the Glaser Group,

it is my honor to introduce you
to Mr. Leonard Pacino.

- Nice to meet you.

- Pacino?
- Pleasure's mine.

- Nice to meet you.

- We're so lucky he's in town.

He's usually on the
Amalfi Coast this time of year.

- Oh.
- Oh, really? I love Italy.

- We honeymooned in Rome.

- Oh, yeah? With each other?

Oh.

Huh?

- I have to kill you
if I tell you.

- And Matt is so sorry
he couldn't join us tonight,

but we're gonna
have a great time.

- Leonard Pacino, you said?

I mean,
is that any relation to Al?

- Oh, um, well,

we were hoping this wouldn't
come up, of course.

- It always does.

- Yeah, but yes,
they are cousins.

- Wow.

- Yes, but they're constantly
falling in and out.

- Well, that's because
I always tell him like it is.

- Yes, you do.

- But I'm the one
who also gave him hoo-hah.

Hoo-hah, hoo-hah.

- Remember? Yeah.

- And that Oscar
after 30 years of groveling.

I would never admit
to that, though.

Don't bring that up
at Thanksgiving, right?

- No, never. Never.

- Damn, I'm a fan.

- Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
"Any Given Sunday"?

- Oh, yeah. Amazing.

- That little thing he did
with Keanu, the devil--

- Yeah.
I think we're ready to order.

We should get it going, right?

And we're starting
with champagne, correct?

That's what we're
doing here tonight?

- You know, I'm actually
feeling more like some pinot.

- Okay. Uh, all right.

We were--we were hoping
you were gonna fall in love

with our--our champagne
tonight, but, um,

but actually--

no, actually,
I-I can get some pinot here...

- That's not a problem.

- In-in the next 45 minutes
that'll change your lives.

- Fantastic.
- That's great.

- Okay, well, how's everyone
doing tonight?

- Well, how we're doing depends
on how you are doing, okay?

We have some very important
people here, especially Diane.

So make sure you kiss up
to her,

and we're gonna spend
a lot of money.

Trust me, we are spending
a lot of money.

I am telling you
that right now.

So you treat us right,
we will treat you right, deal?

- It's a deal.

- Am I, uh,
detecting an accent?

- Yes.
- Let me guess, Montevideo.

- Oh, my--yes, that's amazing.

- Ah, you know, I-I lived
with a woman

in, uh, Carrasco for a while.

- I was born in Carrasco.
- Okay, okay.

The interview's over.
You're talking my ear off.

Get out of here.

It's gotten crazy, this world.

All right, let me have
four dozen east coast oysters,

extra lemon, a pile of crab
legs, a bunch of shrimp,

and I want an ice cream-sized
scoop of the Petrossian

or whatever the caviar
you have back there

with the pancakes and the rest
of that shit, okay?

Okay.

- And what are you guys
gonna have?

And let me get 36 littlenecks,
hold the cocktail forks,

and I insist we start this meal
with some Prosecco, all right?

I have a question for you guys.
Has anyone ever been to Italy?

Um.

We already talked about that,
Len, remember?

I'm fucking with them.

- Oh, you got me.
- This guy!

- And Paul, you are trouble,
I can tell.

- Me?
- Ah, you are trouble.

- No, he's got your number,
Paul.

- Yeah, you are trouble, Paul.
- Yeah.

- So I am hanging
off the cliff,

one hand on my motorcycle,

the other on the fjord,
and I yelled,

"I should've got the Peugeot!"

- Oh, my God, I think
I have never laughed this hard.

- I'm crying.

- Oh, don't cry,
you fucking crybaby.

Stop it.

No, he is Manhattan's
best-kept secret.

I told you that, right?

- Oh, oh, um,
who's ready for some red?

Me.

- Okay, great, well, then
it is my distinguished honor

to introduce you
to the master sommelier,

Mr. Cesar Milan.

- The dog whisperer?
- No.

- Hello, everyone,
I hope you enjoy our wines.

- Yes.

You'll be happy to know you're
drinking locally tonight.

These grapes were harvested

just 40 miles east
of where we're sitting.

- Hmm.
- Oh, wow. That is delicious.

- Right?

- Tell us more.

- It was a really good harvest.
Cool and dry.

- Okay, Cesar.
Thank you so much.

I know you have
to get back to sommelier-ing.

- My job is never done.

- No, these bad girls are what
they call ready,

and this will fly off any menu.

- Perfect for by the glass.

- Oh, we love that.

- Yes, we do.

- It's the Beaujolais nouveau
of pinot.

- That is adorable.
The company will eat that up.

- Of course,
they'll go crazy with that.

- So what are we talking here?

- Whatever do you mean, Diane?

- You wanna talk numbers
at the table?

You?

Come on, I don't discuss
religion at the table,

and I consider money
my religion.

- But we can make an exception
this one time because,

well, the numbers
are so frighteningly low.

- Well, I mean,
every now and then,

there's nothing wrong
with a little religion.

- Right.
Are you ready for the numbers?

- We're ready?
- Are you ready?

Okay, I don't know
if Paul's ready.

- Try me.
- I don't think Diane is ready.

- I like that. It's cute.

- You just try me.
- You not ready.

Yes I am, Leonard.

- Okay, here we go. Four, zero.

- Boom.

- Is there another zero coming?

No, there is not, Paul.

And if you wanna make
the bold move

of going exclusive
with this vineyard,

there'll be a three
in front of that zero.

- Wow, I love three.
Three is my lucky number.

- I live for three.

- I had a threesome in Italy.
Has anyone ever been?

- Okay, let's all just drink up
and enjoy this pairing

of steak and celery root puree,

the unsung hero
of root vegetables.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hoo-ah!

- Whoo-ah.
- Hoo-ah!

Hoo-ah!

Dad, hey.

Oh, my gosh, no way.
Oh, my God.

- Here's your dress,
Cinderelly.

It's the one you want, right?

- Dad, thank you so much.

Of course.

Mom said
I could tuck you guys in.

Is Annie awake?

- Do not disturb, please.

- You're not gonna wake even
for a Furball story?

- Okay.
- Yeah, you're not sleeping.

You're not sleeping.

Come over here.

Okay, I wanna tell you
about Furball.

Furball was a cat
with mangy teeth and bad breath

that nobody would go near

because he was missing
patches of fur.

- Eww.

But he had a gambling ring.

- What a night.
- How about this night?

- Beth,
you did so good tonight.

Exclusive.

You are
a natural-born salesman.

- Well, I get that all
from you, obviously.

- Yeah, well, you did so--
- That's you.

- You did great.

You don't love it,
though, right?

- What?
- Ah, you don't love it.

It's okay you're good at it,
but I just--

I get such a-a kick

out of the whole thing,
but not you.

- I-I know what you're saying.
You're-you're not wrong.

- You gotta find that thing

that gives you that--
that charge.

Why don't you
do something with, um...

- Don't say volleyball.
- Volleyball.

- Oh, my God. Come on, Dad.

- You love volleyball.
- I'm almost 40.

What am I doing
with volleyball?

- You could coach.

They got, uh,
leagues at the YMCA.

You're good at it.

And did I tell you that I'm,
uh, I'm gonna quit drinking?

- No, that's great.
Good for you. Me too.

- Good.
- Yeah, I'm quitting.

- But not tonight.

- No, not tonight.
- Mm.

- Very soon.
- Oh, yeah.

It's at the top of my list.

The tippy top.

Hey, how's Mom?

- She's good, Dad.

- Tell her I said hello.
- I will.

- Well, what a
fucking night, Beth.

- Oh, God.
- What a fucking night.

- This fucking night.

- Hello.
- Hey, Murray.

- Beth?

- Glaser wants to go exclusive
with Three Trees pinot.

That's almost--
- $1/2 million.

- That's right. 35K for me.

Oh, my God.

I'm speechless
for the first time in my life.

Say something.

- I quit.

- Well, not that.

I mean it, I'm sorry, Murray.

I'm-I'm not gonna work
at Kerig anymore.

Did those fuckers
poach you?

- No.

- This is a drunk call,
isn't it?

You don't mean it.
- It's not.

- Because to be honest,
I really don't wanna lose you.

I mean, come on, Beth. Naples.

- I know, I-I'm out.

I gotta find my thing.

- All right, well,
you're a great salesman, kid.

- I learned from the best.
- Me?

- My Dad. Oh, sorry.

It did sound like
I was gonna say you.

- It did.
- Um.

I love you, Murray. Thank you.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, Bigtime.

- And, uh, hey,
take it easy on Matt.

He's gonna need
your support pretty soon.

You gotta look out for these
misguided dudes, you know?

- Yeah. I'm one of them.

Now, get off my phone,
would you?

- Yeah.
- Jesus.

Cheers.
You guys help yourselves.

This is the best stuff.

- Whoo!

And I said, "I should have
got the Beujeaux!"

- Whoo!

- It's so easy.