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- Nonfat latte with
an extra shot for Ann,

A-N-N, apple Nancy Nancy, Ann.

Thank you.

- This sweater is amazing.

- No.

Beth.

What?

What?

- Am, your drink is ready.

Am.

- What happened?
- Nothing, nothing.

- Who's dead?
- No, no. No one...

- Whose house is this?
Are they dead?

- No, no. No one's dead, okay?

No one's dead, okay? Relax.

Oh, well, that's not true.
So many people are dead.

- You said it was an emergency.
- Everyone's fine.

The emergency is that I lied,
and there is no emergency.

I just couldn't get you...
- You are an asshole!

- I-I know.
- Our mom just died!

- No, no, look, I felt sick
doing it, but there's no way

you would've come otherwise.
- When there isn't

an emergency?
It could have been Dad.

- I had no other choice.
- It could have been anything.

- You wouldn't have come.
- Where are we?

- Okay. We're... shh. Come here.

- What?
- This is John's, all right?

The farmer guy, you know?

I just... I really...
No, no, I'm sorry.

I wouldn't have dragged you
out here.

I just... I really need
your opinion on him.

Like, I'm about to like,
you know?

- Okay, but why didn't
you ask Maya?

- She's being really judgmental

about the fact
that he has a girlfriend.

- He has a girlfriend?
- Shh!

Shut up. Yes.
- Mom!

- I am not Mom.
- You're acting like...

- I'm not acting like...

I'm going for what I want, okay?

Don't call me Mom.
- That's why I'm saying...

- No. I'm too old to like,
you know.

Just... Look, I really like him.

Like, last night
I freaked out on him.

- Yeah?

- After we had sex
on this guy's lawn.

- Do you even hear yourself?

- And he still
invited me over today.

- Okay.
- You know?

- Yeah, I do know.
You're acting like you.

I'll stay only to make sure
he's not a murderer.

- Jesus...
- I'm not a murderer.

- Oh, my God.

Hi.

- Hi. I assume you're talking
about me, right?

- No.
- Oh, my God, no.

Do you live here? Is this you?

- Yeah. That's why I came out
with a watering can

and I'm watering
these plants here.

- Kay.
- I'm John.

- I'm Ann, Beth's sister.

- My sister.
- Cool.

Wanna come inside
where I won't murder you?

- Yes.

Wow.

- I'm really glad you're here.

Take a seat.

I usually sit in that chair,
so maybe don't sit there.

- Okay.

I like your maps.

Thanks. Yeah.
I found them in the dump.

It's really interesting to see
how changes in population

affect the physical
characteristics of a place.

- Mm.

Yeah. How it evolves.

- Yeah.
- It's like global warming.

It's so sad.
But, like, what can we do?

- Stop buying plastic bottles.

This was a gift.

Where's your TV, though?
I didn't see it in here.

Oh, it's probably
in here, right?

Sorry, I don't have a TV.

A lot of people don't have one.

Skylar doesn't have one either.

- That's his friend who's, like,

ten years old.

Oh, wow, Miles Davis.

- That's James Baldwin.

- Right.

Can I talk to you outside
for a second about last night?

- It's pretty buggy
out right now.

- Yeah, no... we could
go talk in the car

or even, like,
in the room back there. Just...

- Is there something
you don't want Ann to hear?

- Do you think
you're whispering?

- Yes.

- Do you have a girlfriend?

I think we wanna know
if you have a girlfriend.

- That was not my question.

- Actually, I broke up
with Katie this morning.

Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry to hear that.

No, I'm not. That's amazing.

Oh, my gosh.
I'm so glad about that.

Yeah, me too.

Um, how'd it go?

- It was okay.
I texted her and I said

I didn't think
we were a good fit.

And she sent a thumbs up,
so I think it's fine.

- So you just broke up with
your girlfriend just like that?

- No, not just like that.

- I really don't think
she even liked me.

I don't think she ever
saved me in her phone.

Okay.
Well, that's very clarifying.

Yeah, cool.

I mean, should we like...

like, have a drink
and celebrate your loss?

- I have some gin from Kyoto.

- We love gin from Kyoto, right?

Cool. I also have a bowl.

Does anyone have weed?

No.

- Oh, but I have mushrooms.

- You do?
- Yeah, they're in the car.

'Cause I've been growing them.
Not in the car,

but they're... yeah. Mm-hmm.

- Okay, Pablo Escobar.

- No, it helps with anxiety.

- I like mushrooms.
I'd eat mushrooms.

- Great.
- Great.

- Great. Cool.
- Yeah.

Okay. Should we do
some mushrooms

and go out on my boat?

- Yes.
- Uh, your boat.

- Let's go on a boat.

- You're okay. Look at me.

Don't look down, honey.

Don't look down.
Look at Mommy, sweetheart.

You're okay, sweetie.
- We're getting help.

- You're okay, sweetie.

- Yeah, you're gonna need
some stiches.

- I don't wanna go on the boat.

- Yes, come on.
We're going on the boat.

Listen, it's statistically
impossible

for you to get hurt
on a boat again.

- Right. But...
- And I like him for you,

and I don't want you to ruin it

by following your
dog-shit instincts, okay?

We'll be right there, John.

- Whoa, I'm out here
just doing my best.

You came at me out of nowhere.

- I'm not coming at you.

- Two seconds, John.
Just some sister stuff.

- No, I'm being efficient.
Look, you fully lied

to get me out here to help you
and only you, like usual.

- Okay.
- I have a life.

- Okay, do you, though,
have a life?

- Yes!
- I mean, no, you basically

just lock yourself
in your apartment all day.

And I would never say that
to you, though,

because I'm a good sister,
and I'm a kind person.

We'll be there right
in one minute, John.

- Yeah, one second.
- Just hang on.

- That's why I don't talk
to you,

because I can feel you wishing
that I was someone else.

- I just wanna feel
like you like me.

- Ohh! That is such
a fucking you thing to say.

You don't know anything
about my life!

- Because
you don't tell me anything.

I'm over here trying
to get close to you again.

- Great. So you're in the mood
to feud with me today

while I'm here
doing you this favor?

We'll be right there!
- It's just gonna be

one minute, John.
- We just gotta...

It's just quick.
We'll be right there.

I got something in my shoe.

- You came at me
out of nowhere, okay?

And tomorrow can be about...
- I'm trying to help...

You.

- But today is about me.

Coming right now, John.

- Well, maybe today's
about me, bitch.

I'm also... I'm gonna come too,
John.

I'm here, John.

All right.

- Maybe you should...
- No, in there.

- Okay. Okay.
I got it. I got it.

- You good?
- Ooh.

- Yeah, she's got it.

- How'd you get that scar?

- My scar on my leg?

Boating accident.

- Is that a joke?

- No, really. Boating accident.

- Yeah, it was actually kind of
like right around here.

Yeah, it was not far.

I've been thinking about
that a lot, actually.

You think Dad was drunk?

- I don't know why
he wouldn't have been.

- Well, this will be fine.
We're not gonna go fast.

We'll go real slow,
and it won't be scary at all.

- Anybody order some mushrooms?

- These look amazing.

- Thank you.
- These look big.

- This isn't going anywhere.

I'm, like, chewing
and chewing, but...

Last chance... should we maybe
just go hang at your house?

- No.
- Okay. Cool.

- Feels like
we're on a jet plane.

- We're going like
5 miles an hour.

- Knots. We're on the water,
so it's knots.

Whoo.

I mean...

Oh, my God.

- What do you want when you die?

- Right. No, I know
you asked me that before.

I... I don't want to be dead.

- I don't wanna be dead either.
- What do you want?

- I wanna be shot
out of a cannon.

- I'm not shooting you
out of the cannon.

- Come on. Well...

- I'm gonna have Nick Cannon

perform at your funeral.

- I hate what Mom's funeral was.

Ugh. It sucked.

John, are your parents dead?

- My dad's alive, but we have
a pretty chilly relationship.

- Oh, that's sucks.
- Yeah.

We haven't talked in
a couple years, actually.

- You should call him.

- We see each other
every morning for coffee,

but we just haven't
spoken in years.

- That actually sounds ideal.

Hey, do you have, um,
another rod?

I'd like to fish.
- Yeah.

Let me set one up for you.
- You're gonna fish?

- Yes.
- Okay. I wanna fish too.

- I got it.
- I want a rod too.

- Yeah, 'cause there's
another one.

- You want one too?
- I want one too.

- Ahh! This is so exciting.

- You take Bluey.
- Okay.

Okay, I'm actually
pretty scared.

Don't be.
So just take your finger.

- Okay.
- And hold the line.

I'm so scared
of everyone's hook.

- Just give it a flick.
- Oh, wow.

- Oh, my gosh.
- And then lock it up.

That was so pretty!

Oh, my gosh, okay.

That worked. Lovely.

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

- Okay.
- That was beautiful.

And at some point,
it's gonna be really fun.

- I feel it right now.
Don't you feel it right now?

I'm feeling the fun.

I like her.

She's a good fisherman
because she's a model.

I'ma couple up with him

'cause he can really
set a great lure.

- He's got good chat.
- He's from Liverpool.

Good bait.

You don't know what we're
talking about, do you, John?

You need a TV.

- Oh, man, we watched so much
TV growing up as kids.

- We barely watched any.
- Oh, man.

- God. You're missing
so many good shows.

- Yeah. Botched in Rome.

Love Island
is what we were just doing.

- We love Love Island.

- Um, I like Alone...

- Oh, Alone.
- Naked and Afraid.

- I like to watch tennis.

- Okay.
- Okay. Yeah.

What was school like for you?
Like, growing up?

- I was actually the only kid
in my fourth-grade class.

- Really?
- Oh, God.

You're the smartest kid
in your class.

- And the dumbest.

I got really close
with my teacher, Mrs. Benson.

- I bet.
- She was your only friend.

- I called her "Mom" once
but, uh,

- she was really cool about it.
- Oh, my God.

There should be a show
about teenage girls

- and what they go through.
- Yeah.

- Yeah. Like who will survive?

Oh, God. Totally.
Just the bullying alone.

- Bullying is intense.

- What were you bullied about?

Um, being Jewish.

Uh, my hair.

- Your hair?

- How 'bout
Bullies: Where Are They Now?

- Ooh. Ooh, yeah,
I'd watch that.

- Actually, I don't even
really wanna know.

- Oh, I wanna know.
I wanna know right where

Amanda Houlihan is right now.
- Yuck.

- Evil.
- Horrible. Oh, God.

- Evil.
- Jillian Foss.

- Oh, that little cunt.

- Good name.
- Right?

John, do you remember
any of your bullies' names?

- I was never really bullied.

Really? You missed out?

- Never?
- No. I mean, sometimes kids

would throw condoms
filled with pee at me.

That's bullying.

- Why would they do that to you?

- I don't know.
I mean, when I was a kid,

like, 12 or 13 or something,
I used to pee myself a lot.

Like, I would be
outside playing,

and I wouldn't wanna go in,
so I would just go.

Sometimes kids would pee
in my lunchbox too.

I'm sorry.

Um, that's... it's not funny.
- That's horrible.

It's fucked up.

- Yeah, I guess it is.

I-I don't really
think about it a lot.

- Yeah, you were bullied
it sounds like worse than us.

Yeah.

- But, like, they became
my friends later on

when we older.

- Ooh. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, I think I caught a fish.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God. What do I do?

- John, what does she do?
- What do I do? What do I do?

- What does she do?
- What do I do, what do I do?

What do I do? What do I do?
- Here, reel it in.

Reel it in. Reel it in.
- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh!

- Reel it!
- I caught a fish!

- We did it!
- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!
- You caught a fish!

- Oh, the best moment
in my life!

- Oh, my God. Of anybody's life.

- You fish.
- Oh, no.

- I caught a fish.
- You little fish.

- The fish hook is in my finger.

Oh, God. Oh, fuck.

Um, okay. Are you okay?

- No, I have a fish hook
in my finger.

Right. Okay. Oh, God.

Does anyone have any,
like, popcorn right now?

- If someone could cut the hook
with these pliers,

I can push it through.

- No!
- No, no one's doing that.

- Do we have a radio?
We could radio for help.

- Yep, I've seen it
a million times.

What are we gonna do?

Okay. What should we do?
Should we call your dad?

- Why would we call my dad?
- I don't know. I don't know.

I'm, like...
very much on mushrooms.

Like, is everybody else, like,
on mushrooms?

- Yeah, I'm feeling
the mushrooms.

We should probably call my dad.

- He might know what to do.
- Shut the fuck up.

Okay, no, everybody...
- Let's start...

- Drive us back.

Can you drive us back
to the shore?

- Yeah, I probably need
a quick sip of that gin.

Okay! Um...

Why do you have
a fucking cooler?

- I can still save him!
- Oh, my God.

No, you're not driving.
You're injured.

Please, just move over.

- No, no, come in the middle.
- No, move over.

- Okay.
- Oh, fuck, it's a stick shift.

Shit, Annie, do you know
how to drive stick?

- Fuck no!
- I can drive.

- No, you're not driving.
You're injured!

Okay. Put on my seat belt.
Okay, I haven't driven

a stick shift
for like a million years.

- You got it. You got it.
- Got it?

It's just like riding a bike.

- Oh, shit! Sorry.

Whoo!

- You good?

- Me?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, why?

Where'd you get that carrot?

- My pocket. Do you want one?

I have another,
but it's one white.

You know,
white asparagus is white

because it's grown in the dark.

- You just have
random vegetables

just in your pockets?

- They're not random.
I grew them.

- Can you chew just...
Just a little more s-soft?

A little less.

- I can't chew it
any more quietly.

- It's so loud.

- Red light!
- Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

- I'm gonna walk.

- Annie, I'm sorry
that happened. Annie.

I gotta get Mack
back to the water!

What the fuck
are you talking about?

Annie, you don't know
where you are!

What the fuck?

Should I go get her?

- Ann knows
what she wants to do.

Just let her go.

- Yeah. You mean, like, just...

Just love her
the way she is, right?

- Yeah, I don't know.
Can we go to the hospital?

- Yeah, totally. Okay.

Ooh. Okay.

Shit.

Oh, fuck.

It's loud.

- Okay.
- Good driving.

- Okay.
- Oh.

Come on JOHN: I'm coming.

- You okay?
- Yeah. Me?

Hi, can you help us?

- Sure. What brings you in?

- Uh, we were on this boat,
you know?

- It's a Boston Whaler.
- Right.

- Beautiful Boston Whaler.

- Well, a Whaler.
And, uh, and Ann caught a fish.

Yeah, my sister.

She, like, I've never seen
her this happy before.

She was, like, glowing.

I mean, wouldn't you say that?
- Yeah.

She's not usually like that.
- I'm sorry.

What brings you in?

- His hand.
There's a fish hook in it.

- Yeah, I see that.

Follow me.
- Yes. Okay. We'll follow her.

- Okay.

- Do you think
they'll have to amputate?

- Want a Honeycrisp?

- What?

- Apple.
- Oh.

Thanks.

- Hello, folks.
Is this your wife?

- No. I'm... I don't know.

What am I, John?
I'm, you know, we...

- I guess you could technically
say we're work associates.

- Maybe you can
work that out later.

- Excuse me, are you old enough
to do this procedure?

You look, like,
really young to me.

- Well, to be honest,
this is, uh, the first time

I've removed a fish hook.
Are you on any medications

or substances
I should know about?

- I took some Tylenol
this morning.

And we're high on mushrooms.

- Not a whisper.

He doesn't know how to whisper.
He can't whisper.

- Okay. Here's the procedure.

Uh, I'm going to use
these pliers to cut the hook,

then I'm gonna pull the hook
out of your finger.

- That's it?

- That's what I wanted
to her to do.

- Wait, wait, wait.
Tha... that's...

Okay. Hold on.
Is this gonna hurt him?

Is it, you know, should he be
put under for this,

o-or should I have an opioid
if-if that's available to me?

- It's not necessary.
- Can we just do it?

- Yeah. Okay. Just do it. Okay.

- Here we go.
- Okay.

- And...

Almost done.

- Is it happening?

- And done.

- Oh, my God,
there's barely any blood.

- That's crazy.
- Yeah, that's it.

- That's it.
- Okay. Yeah.

Just, um, you know,
keep the finger clean.

Soap, water, Band-Aids.
Yana's gonna wrap you up.

And uh, any more questions or...

- Yeah, I do, um...

Doctor...

Will he ever finger again?

- Okay. Just wrap it.

- Got it.

It must feel good to be home.

Are you gonna be okay,
uh, by yourself?

- I think I can manage.
- Okay. Okay.

Um, no, I wanna stay here.

I would like to stay here
with you and, um,

keep moving toward hopefully
being in a relationship.

No, that's not even true.

I want you to be
my boyfriend right now.

W-would you be my boyfriend?

- Yes, I'd like that.
- Yeah?

- And you'll, in return...

- Well, I'll be your girlfriend.

- Great.

Looks like Johnny boy
wasn't on the market too long.

- What?

- Should I make us some tea?

- No, can you get the gin?

- Yeah, I'll get it
from the truck.

- Yeah. Okay.

- You're wearing my clothes.

- Thank you. I know.

Which side of the bed
do you wanna sleep on?

- Dealer's choice.

- Okay. I'm going left.

- Left if you're...
- Yeah.

Like, over here
if you're facing it.

- Here, you can take the pillow.

- No, I'm not gonna take
your only... the pillow.

- It's fine. I don't need it.
- Okay, fine. Thank you.

- I can always sleep.

- I can't.

You told the doctor
that we were on mushrooms.

I can't lie.

You can't whisper.

- I can whisper.

- Do it.

Hi.

I really like you.

- I really like you too.

- I don't like your boat.

- Okay.

- And you need a TV.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Oh, that reminds me,

can I read you this section
for our local paper?

- Yeah.
- It's called Bargain Barn.

- Okay.

- People list items
for under $100.

- Okay.

- So these items
are all for sale.

Keep that in mind.

- Okay. For sale under $100.

- Full leg cast in two pieces,

autographed by Mike Bossy
of 1984 New York Islanders.

- No.
- $25 or best offer.

Open to trades.

Pre-K to college-level
homeschool curriculum

DVD Blu-ray set $100.

Wheelbarrow, green,
needs a new wheel, $30.

30-inch lawn tractor,
good condition...

- It's so easy.