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Provided by explosiveskull
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The San Racine
Valley, in Southern California.
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About a 50-minute hike
from the streets of Hollywood.
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A community made possible
by a system of cooperation
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between its residents,
its police...
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and its criminals.
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And it's where dreams
come to die.
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The following docu-drama is based
on the tape recorded journal entries
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of Raymond Balfi,
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and how the valley
was turned upside down
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once he went after a dream of his own.
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Our story begins
on a day like any other.
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A representative of
the criminal element arrives
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at the RV of Tiny Slotnik for
a standard day of collections.
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And to discuss
a recent drop in sales.
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And whether or not it is linked
to the rise of a competing faction
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let by a mysterious insurgent,
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only known as... Arnie.
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The product is too good.
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The product has
made many people rich.
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But now the system's
breaking down.
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Because the staff
have become lazy assholes.
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The other problem is...
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When the staff
starts using the product.
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Which makes me
wonder about your friend here.
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'Cause this motherfucker...
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...has got to be the worst
drug dealer I've ever seen.
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Is he retarded, or an idiot?
Tell him what I said...
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- No. He's just naturally the way he is.
- So?
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What happened with the money
we expect every week?
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Busy, I guess. You know,
you get busy,
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and you don't have
all the time to...
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- To do... What?
- I'm writing a screenplay.
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- I'm writing a movie screenplay.
- He writes screenplays.
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You know, like,
for the movies.
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Seriously?
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Anything I would know?
Anything with Meryl Streep?
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Everybody out here thinks
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they're an artist or a writer.
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But unless
it has Meryl Streep...
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You know who else was great?
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Oh.
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- Barbara Streisand.
- Barbara Streisand.
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Oh, that voice.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do you understand?
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Do you understand?
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- Do you understand?
- Si!
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Okay, just checking.
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That was an emissary
to Mr. Aquanikkio.
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Who?
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God damn it, Ray!
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How many times do I have
to tell you his name?
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Rudy Aquanikkio!
Get your head out of your ass.
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Hey, Tiny. I finished
my screenplay script.
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Wanna hear my plea?
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- Do you wanna hear my plea?
- "Pitch!"
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It's called a "pitch."
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And, no, I don't.
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This is what
you're supposed to focus on.
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Now, get your act together
or you'll get us both killed.
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Our story continues
on a day like any other.
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A select group of policemen standby a nearby crime scene...
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...earning their second income.
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An income provided by the criminal element.
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Soon they will respond to a call
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about a crime that they know
has already been committed.
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Is it about a woman?
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What?
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The call.
Is it about a woman?
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- No.
- Is it drugs?
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Is the call about drugs?
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No.
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Don't worry about it, she'll call.
And maybe she'll bring drugs.
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It should be unlocked.
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♪ I'm the king of the night
Rockin' on down the road
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♪ You can live your fantasy
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♪ Rock that body
To the early light
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♪ King of the night
Rockin' on down the road
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♪ You can live your fantasy
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♪ Rock that body
To the early light ♪
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Did you find something?
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Step in the blood.
It helps contaminate the scene.
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You wanted the higher pay rate,
that's what you gotta do. Okay?
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Goddamn, look at that.
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It's like Rudy's
gone full cartel.
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The rooms are clear.
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Hey, Perry,
come on, look at this.
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I'm fine over here.
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All right, look, we got
a lot of sweeping to do.
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We look for
tire tracks, footprints,
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whatever...
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Duque!
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Everybody goes through this, okay?
You'll be fine.
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Don't worry about it.
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It's pretty easy.
I think we got everything.
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I called for backup
20 minutes ago.
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Man, I hope I never
have to call 911.
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Here, I, uh, thought
you might like this...
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It's your drug screen.
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I'm tight with the boys in the
lab, and they thought, uh,
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I should be the one
to give it to you.
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I can't read
that shit right now.
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Says you're clean.
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- See? I told you.
- No drugs.
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It also says you're pregnant.
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Congratulations.
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I hope she calls.
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Hey, Doctor!
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- Delgado.
- I just wanna let you know that, uh,
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the baby is shitting
something awful tonight.
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Could be the colic.
He'll be crying... a lot.
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Maybe you could give me
something to, you know...
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help me sleep.
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- Supply's low. Sorry.
- Bullshit.
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It's Monday. A Monday which
lands after the grace period.
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- I dropped it off...
- On the tenth, you dropped it off
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- Grace period ends on the tenth.
- After 2:00 p.m.
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Banks close. Banks charge.
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So, why don't you pay the
standard late fee to, you know,
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help me sleep.
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Shit.
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Yo. You hear about Maureen?
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She done a softball team.
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The bench... everyone.
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The umpire
might've gotten some too.
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That... that team actually
got their ass kicked.
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But, nobody struck out
that night, I tell ya.
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Wow, thank you, doctor.
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Say, what's with all the...
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And the movie is called...
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The Dog's Meow.
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And it's about a dog
who wears a cat suit,
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so he can go undercover
as a cat.
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And then go back and tells
the dogs what they do.
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But then, after a while,
he starts to like the cats.
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And the the cats and the dogs
become friends,
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and then they end up sleeping and living together.
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Ray Balfi, in his earliest
tape recorded journal entries,
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he swore that he would
never go back to jail.
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And instead,
would devote himself to the arts.
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So, he decided to break in.
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By tackling what he believed to be the
lowest and easiest medium to break into.
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The art of screenwriting.
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To improve as a writer,
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Ray made an effort to invite
more diversity into his life.
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So, he joined
a variety of workshops.
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Ray felt encouraged
as he was often invited back.
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I hope you enjoy
my cool characters.
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Boogie, the dog.
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Groovy, the senior citizen dog.
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And Pussy Maureen.
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I hope you like cartoons
as much as I do.
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Sincerely...
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97, 98, 99, 100.
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Anything you do a hundred
times, is bound to pay off.
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Something good
is gonna come from this.
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Today, I will get the script
copies made. One hundred of them.
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The studios will pay, like,
$10 million for a good screenplay script.
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So I have to protect it
at all times.
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I should see that $10 million
in about four, six weeks.
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I bet Delgado sold the
stuff I gave him last night.
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Won't have to put up
with much more of this.
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Wow. $10 million.
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I will be able to afford
a better place soon.
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Yeah.
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I spent a lot of time
thinking about my life.
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That money might help me
get away from here, but...
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to be truly happy,
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I gotta take something with me.
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♪ Momma always told me not to
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♪ Look to the sky
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♪ 'Cause the eyes
Will fill and well up
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♪ With the rain
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♪ Reading all the pages
With headlines
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♪ Now facing down
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♪ Happy eyes rain to the floor
From all the pain ♪
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Excuse me.
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Wonder what my baby's thinking.
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Excuse me.
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- Is baby thinking about me?
- Sir!
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Hey, baby can wait?
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Welcome to CopyCopy. Home for all
your copying and shipping needs.
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It's where we love to copy.
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It's where
we love to copy.
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I'd like a hundred copies
made of this.
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Sent to these locations.
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What else you got
in your satchel?
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Just the scripts.
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Bullshit.
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You know,
we gladly give discounts.
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- Look at me.
- Hm?
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Come on.
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I was hoping I could copy it myself.
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It's my movie screenplay.
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It's a cartoon.
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I was hoping I could copy it myself.
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I'm gonna be a millionaire.
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I am very disappointed
in you, Raymond.
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Imagine how I felt
when I check up on you
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and I find you've been
dealing on the side?
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Don't worry how I know.
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Parole officer
just knows these things.
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- I'm gonna stop. I'm working...
- Ah, hell.
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I guess Rudy's
got a hold on you too, huh?
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- Rudy Aqua...
- Yeah.
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Damn bastard.
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Cops are either
too afraid to fight him,
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or they're
on the take themselves.
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He's going down, though.
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I'm gonna overlook this, Ray.
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But promise me,
you'll keep this low-key.
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Small dollars, small sales.
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You understand me?
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Do you understand me?
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Yes, sir.
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Good.
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Come, walk me out.
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Say, Ray.
You know what I do when I'm...
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dealing with these knuckleheads
out on the street?
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- No.
- Keep a set of one-liners.
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In case somebody
gets in my face.
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Like, if someone starts bitching at
me, I tell 'em,
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"Well, Looks like you're up the
shitty creek, buddy."
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But this is my favorite.
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I tell 'em, "You see this ring?
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It's ruby-red, diamond studded.
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Shines from a mile away."
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"But you just let me
know if you ever want a closer look."
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And...
and then, they get all...
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fucked up, like,
they don't know what to do.
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Oh, shit.
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Aw, jeez.
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Hey, Smitty,
I finished my movie screenplay.
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Mm-hm.
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- I'm gonna be a millionaire.
- That's wonderful, Ray.
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I read this article on the guy
that wrote Howard the Duck.
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- I heard he made a ton of money on...
- Hey, listen.
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I gotta go.
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Ray...
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I don't get a chance
to say this often.
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But I almost
consider you like a son.
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Make me proud!
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Like I was saying,
I finished my movie...
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Oh, and Ray, next time?
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Hide the satchels.
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That's how I knew.
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Any mail for me?
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I'm
waiting for the studio to write me back.
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It's my screenplay.
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What do you mean, you're quitting?
Is this about that screenplay?
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00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,573
Ray, how do you think
I got to L.A.?
254
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:54,742
I moved here
right after I saw Goodfellas.
255
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,345
The movie?
256
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,381
No, the barbershop quartet...
Of course, the fucking movie.
257
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,885
- I had a killer script.
- Well, what happened?
258
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:07,120
Hollywood bullshit politics,
you know.
259
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,090
It's a shame too,
'cause it was a beautiful story
260
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:14,227
about an ugly chick who screws her
way to the top of her sorority.
261
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,163
- It sounds pretty cool.
- Yeah.
262
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,100
But everything
works out for a reason.
263
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,338
I mean, look at me now.
264
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:28,208
God damn it, motherfuck...
Stupid dogs. Ugh.
265
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,744
My script's cool too.
266
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,579
It's about a dog
that goes undercover...
267
00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:35,215
Ray, you know how many writers end
up shaving foam off of coffee cups
268
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,052
'cause they're too stupid
to realize their scripts suck?
269
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,289
You could end up at a coffee-house, Ray.
Or worse.
270
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,726
Do you know Mr. Telleger?
271
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,062
Hm. Let me introduce you.
272
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:49,998
Hey, Mr. Telleger.
273
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,768
I'm not buying.
274
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,737
I just want you to meet Ray.
275
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,106
- He's a screenwriter.
- So?
276
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,974
Maybe you could
give him some advice?
277
00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,377
I can't.
I'm working on a project.
278
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,946
Oh, yeah?
Could you tell us what it is?
279
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,652
I'm developing a font
to convey sarcasm.
280
00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:14,287
Don't people
use quotation marks for that?
281
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,358
- Fuck the quotation marks!
- Okay. Catch you later, Tel.
282
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,996
Come on.
283
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,566
- He's a writer, too?
- He was one of the busiest.
284
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,002
And then, one year,
he decided to do a pet project,
285
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,672
called Darling Ricochet.
Did shit.
286
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,641
And before he could quit,
the town already fired him.
287
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:41,448
The key to self-acceptance
is finding your center.
288
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:46,788
I'm at peace and totally
connected with my surroundings.
289
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,925
God damn it, motherfucking shit!
290
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,660
My script doesn't suck.
291
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:55,797
Look, you don't wanna help me, Ray? Fine.
292
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,532
I can do this myself.
293
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,467
I got it made out here.
294
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,237
Wanna know why?
'Cause I'm handicapped.
295
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,339
Best thing
that ever happened to me.
296
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:10,645
Nobody messes with a handicapped guy.
It's code.
297
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,613
My script's gonna make
millions of dollars.
298
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,718
Just do
your job, Ray.
299
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,421
You're lucky I don't tell
the big boss about you.
300
00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:27,294
What do you mean?
Rudy Okonukio?
301
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:34,736
♪ Brooklyn niggas hold it down
Bronx niggas hold it down
302
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,004
♪ Queens niggas hold it down
303
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:39,073
♪ Uptown niggas hold it down
304
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:42,009
♪ Half a brick on a block
Let it float around
305
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:45,079
♪ Give me couple of weeks
We gonna rule the town
306
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:54,989
♪ Now they got the shit
taped off Numbers scraped off
307
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:57,692
He's here... but he's not.
308
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:08,069
♪ I was breaking fools Fuck
being broke I was making moves ♪
309
00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:16,343
Shawnathan!
310
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,312
You look fantastic.
311
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,681
Ah, you too.
312
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:26,254
So, I asked for The Man,
they bring me the boss.
313
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,424
It's like saying,
"You're the second in command."
314
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,128
- Or like a...
- Like a vice president.
315
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,998
Exactly! Please, have a seat.
316
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:43,137
So, tell me, what cross shall
we bear for you today?
317
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,908
Well, Rudy,
things are going... well.
318
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,243
We have a few films in motion.
319
00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:52,580
Of course, the product
is moving well.
320
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:56,884
- But The Man and I have a few concerns.
- Tell me.
321
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,452
What are these... these sacks?
322
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,656
The satchels.
323
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:02,690
Whatever.
324
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,326
Safe and hermetic
transportation of product.
325
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,563
With separate compartments
for cash and weapons.
326
00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:11,599
They can be couriered
by bicycle, foot.
327
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:15,468
And they make great identifiers for the
cops who know the one golden rule...
328
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,370
You don't fuck
with the satchels.
329
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,677
All right, but this here
is a camera case.
330
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,146
That's a bowling ball bag.
331
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:29,317
And of course, we have the ever-present...
Spiderman backpack.
332
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,987
Yeah, but look, put a piece
of duct tape on it with an "X".
333
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,990
- No, we put a "O".
- An "X".
334
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,125
We put a "O" on the damn bag.
335
00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:40,962
- Look, yesterday we said fucking "O"... No.
- "X". Fucking "X".
336
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,997
- Do you see?
- Fuck you.
337
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,532
Got it all under control.
338
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,534
"Rudy, I don't think
339
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,336
we're going to be
doing that today."
340
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,971
Who the fuck
does he think he is?
341
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:51,572
Fuck. Fuck!
342
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,475
Like most meetings
with Shawnathan, this one ended
343
00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:57,845
with Rudy yelling "Fuck"
and swinging a bat.
344
00:22:57,879 --> 00:23:00,480
It was bad enough that he was
grilled over the satchels.
345
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,382
But then he fell
under heavy criticism
346
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,385
over his handling
of the "Arnie" situation.
347
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,555
What's this guy, "Arnie"?
That's his name, right?
348
00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,259
Dude's a myth.
349
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,460
Why have you been
cleaning house, then?
350
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,530
Going around, chopping up all
your dealers looking for him.
351
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,465
Just keep fucking up, Rudy.
352
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,369
'Cause when you go down,
we'll gladly deal with him.
353
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:25,706
Say hi to Charlotte.
354
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:29,277
Charlotte.
Once one of Rudy's preeminent party girls.
355
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:31,245
But she had left him
to work in the hills
356
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,347
- with Shawnathan and The Man.
- What?
357
00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:37,018
Rudy would often call to
lure her back with lame offers, like...
358
00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:41,022
second-rate web channel
entertainment reporter jobs.
359
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:44,258
She would graciously thank him
and end the conversation with...
360
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,560
Ah, I wish I could hold you.
361
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,829
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Whoa, whoa!
362
00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:50,698
But like
most savage beasts,
363
00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:53,034
Rudy was tamed
by the power of music.
364
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,036
Or rather by performing music.
365
00:23:56,604 --> 00:24:00,541
- Yeah, Rudy, play a song!
- Yeah, come on, Rudy.
366
00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:03,077
His cohort Brandon
would often hand him a guitar
367
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,679
to get him to calm down.
368
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:07,548
Rudy was often encouraged
to sing his break-out single,
369
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,185
Go, or Do You Really Have to
Leave, in parentheses,
370
00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:13,821
which played
on heavy rotation on NPR
371
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:18,059
from March 1998
until the end of March 1998.
372
00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:23,531
♪ Do you really
have To leave so soon?
373
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:32,106
♪ I was just about
To paint the moon
374
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:36,177
♪ Like sunshine
375
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:40,348
♪ Just so you'd believe
376
00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:44,085
♪ The sun shines
377
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:49,023
♪ All night long
For you and me
378
00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:59,333
♪ Do you really have... ♪
379
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,814
Thanks. You were right.
The guitar helped.
380
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:26,360
A new car? $5,000.
381
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:29,497
A new house? $50,000.
382
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:34,635
A comfortable bed, shopping,
a chance to go around the world.
383
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,371
To cool places
like Orange County,
384
00:25:38,105 --> 00:25:40,775
TJ, Orlando.
385
00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:42,443
Every dream will come true.
386
00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:45,980
Once the studios buy my script,
I'll have everything I need.
387
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,315
A little for myself,
and the rest for...
388
00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:51,619
- Maureen?
- Ray?
389
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:57,758
- What are you doing, silly?
- Taking out the trash.
390
00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,226
Well, where have you been?
391
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,530
I've been... busy.
392
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,564
Oh, yeah. Monday was the other day, wasn't it?
393
00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:06,567
Well, would you actually try
to sell the product this time?
394
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,569
That way you can afford
to see me.
395
00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:11,238
Okay. I will.
396
00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:13,674
Just wait till you see
what I've done with the place.
397
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,910
I had to hide all my
personal stuff though.
398
00:26:15,943 --> 00:26:17,812
'Cause some jerk
stole my picture.
399
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,047
My prom picture.
400
00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:24,018
Well, I gotta go, but come see me.
401
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,689
Bye.
402
00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:31,759
I don't need much. Something good
is definitely gonna come from this.
403
00:26:34,395 --> 00:26:36,363
I'll be able to afford
a better place soon.
404
00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:38,966
And all I have to do
is stay out of trouble.
405
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:42,436
Ray Balfi,
would you come with us, please?
406
00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,644
Hello. Duque.
407
00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,713
Back at the police
station, Detective Duque sulks
408
00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,049
- over his pregnant girlfriend having left him.
- Are you okay?
409
00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:58,285
Duque had spent the
prior night fighting with Tammy.
410
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:01,288
She was leaving him
to raise the child on her own.
411
00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:03,624
Duque had longed
for the love of a child.
412
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,429
His decision to work for Rudy
Aquanikkio was the last straw.
413
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:09,763
Bye.
414
00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:11,265
Wait.
415
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,568
Perry, you ever get
this messed up over a woman?
416
00:27:13,602 --> 00:27:18,105
Man, you know me.
I got 99 bitches, and not a problem one.
417
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:20,908
What you got is 99 corndogs.
That's what you got.
418
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:25,746
- Whatever. I'm taking a nap.
- Hm.
419
00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,948
- We got that thing.
- Take Duque.
420
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,752
What do you say, Duque?
421
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,256
Feel like doing your civic duty?
422
00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:38,425
We got a real loser
downstairs in interrogation.
423
00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:42,863
Sit down.
424
00:27:44,765 --> 00:27:49,103
All right. Let's see what we...
Mr. Raymond Balfi.
425
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,971
I am concerned detective...
426
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:54,074
And this is concerned detective...
427
00:27:54,108 --> 00:27:56,645
What do you do
for a living, there, uh, Ray?
428
00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:59,581
County labor pool.
429
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:00,981
What do you do on the side?
430
00:28:02,383 --> 00:28:05,953
I'm in the industry.
431
00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:09,023
Does your industry job include
selling product for Tiny Slotnik?
432
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,026
To uh, uh...
433
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:16,063
veterans, poor minorities, kids.
434
00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:19,500
- I don't sell to kids.
- But you do sell to someone, right?
435
00:28:19,534 --> 00:28:20,935
Then tell me about Arnie.
436
00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:24,271
- Who?
- Arnie.
437
00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:27,007
Come on, Balfi. He's the biggest
name on the street right now.
438
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,043
Is he tall, short, Latino,
Black, white, what?
439
00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:31,879
I know Tiny.
440
00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,715
And this guy, Rudy Aqua...
441
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,417
Rudy Aqua, Aqua...
Whatever, okay?
442
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:39,654
We don't care about him.
Tell me everything you know about Arnie.
443
00:28:39,688 --> 00:28:42,056
- Can I go?
- Oh, you're not going anywhere.
444
00:28:42,089 --> 00:28:44,559
- I didn't do anything.
- Yeah, we're gonna hold you for 72 hours.
445
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,227
You can't hold me.
I didn't do anything.
446
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,329
Why would I let a piece of shit
like you back out on the street
447
00:28:48,362 --> 00:28:50,197
- to sell product to kids?
- Because I didn't do anything.
448
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:52,032
I don't sell to fucking...
449
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,335
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
450
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,870
Feel that one, Ray? Huh?
Did you feel that?
451
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:59,807
You better tell me what I wanna
know about Arnie right now.
452
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,775
My partner here,
he's getting sort of pissed.
453
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:06,548
Looks like
you're up shitty creek.
454
00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:09,216
Oh! Whoa! Ray, Ray.
455
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,151
Ah, come on.
456
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:13,420
That's it, that's it.
That's enough. Ah, shit.
457
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,314
I'm very disappointed
in you, Ray.
458
00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:04,805
Fuck. Fucking...
459
00:30:07,908 --> 00:30:10,277
Fuck.
460
00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,980
- Rudy, this is a bad idea.
- Shut up.
461
00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:14,415
And let me see.
462
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,455
What happened?
463
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,823
We got word on some
dude shakin' down the dealers.
464
00:30:24,158 --> 00:30:26,026
We found him.
There was a chase.
465
00:30:26,795 --> 00:30:28,128
We ended up in the canyon.
466
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,097
Big shootout.
467
00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:32,166
He got shot in the neck.
468
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,369
Is it that Arnie bitch?
469
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:38,038
Didn't get a chance
to... to ask, but...
470
00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:39,774
he had satchels with him.
471
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:41,810
Smitty needs to know.
472
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:43,545
Son of a bitch needs to know.
473
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,214
That's my Frankie boy
in there.
474
00:30:48,817 --> 00:30:50,785
Rudy, this is Steve.
475
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,521
You open this gate.
476
00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:56,423
Open it now or I swear I will
scream up and down this block.
477
00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:58,058
Rudy?
478
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:00,361
Charlotte?
479
00:31:00,394 --> 00:31:01,395
What are you doing?
480
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:08,001
Just... waiting out here
for some hospitality
481
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,604
and maybe a smile from
a beautiful woman.
482
00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:12,139
Maybe you could give me both.
483
00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,907
Do you promise to stay calm?
484
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:15,976
For you? Yes.
485
00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:17,978
I'm going to buzz you in,
486
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:21,683
but Urkel and the Crocodile Dundee
motherfucker have to stay outside.
487
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:29,591
Hey! What the hell
room is this?
488
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,427
The room...
489
00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:35,630
is a room.
490
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,898
Up against the wall, please.
491
00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,880
I hope you don't mind,
Mr. Aquanikkio.
492
00:31:53,681 --> 00:31:54,616
Turn.
493
00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,755
Excuse me,
I'll give that to him.
494
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:06,861
Hey, buddy.
495
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:19,641
Can you fix me a drink?
496
00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:21,776
I'll be all right.
497
00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:29,551
Rudy's here.
498
00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:33,053
Charlotte let him in, I didn't.
499
00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,322
I told him not to come,
but he doesn't listen to me.
500
00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,759
He doesn't listen to anyone.
501
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,661
You know, I told you
not to trust that idiot.
502
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,930
But you don't listen
to me either, you just...
503
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,964
sit here listening
to your fucking Kenny G
504
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:46,967
and wearing your gay boy
sandals and you never fucking...
505
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:49,571
Um...
506
00:32:49,604 --> 00:32:52,607
Just... just forget about
what I said.
507
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,610
I am under a lot of pressure
and... and you know me, I...
508
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:57,211
I speak before I think.
509
00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,714
Just go back. Go...
go back and rewind.
510
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,835
♪ I couldn't stand the pain
511
00:33:20,869 --> 00:33:24,873
♪ From the cold of missing you
And years of pouring rain ♪
512
00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:27,174
Say, baby,
513
00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,510
what do you call this?
514
00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:31,445
California Zinfandel.
515
00:33:32,246 --> 00:33:33,848
California Zinfandel.
516
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:37,050
I like it.
517
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:47,962
So, are you any better off
just because you're in here?
518
00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:50,030
I have an important position.
519
00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:51,799
Lots of responsibilities.
520
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,569
So you lick stamps.
521
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:56,871
Check his playlists.
522
00:33:57,939 --> 00:33:58,873
Beats working for you.
523
00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:00,808
You're nothing but furniture.
524
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:02,577
How'd you like to come back
and be the queen?
525
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:04,879
Instead of the throne.
526
00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:06,179
Rule in hell.
527
00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:07,849
I'm talking about
no more tricks.
528
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:11,418
I'll get you that
entertainment reporter job.
529
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,421
The one that Shawnathan
didn't tell you about.
530
00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:17,324
Give him a break.
The guy's ambitious.
531
00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:19,861
I know that
he wants to take my place.
532
00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,399
And I know that he wants
to take The Man's place.
533
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:30,070
Laugh out very loud.
He's not quite there yet.
534
00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,573
Is that why you haven't
fucked him yet?
535
00:34:31,606 --> 00:34:32,974
How do you know I haven't?
536
00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:33,908
What about The Man?
537
00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:39,647
You know that
I would kill for you?
538
00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:42,684
Kill? Not die?
539
00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:45,252
Laugh out very loud.
540
00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:46,921
We're not quite there yet.
541
00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:55,495
Oh, hey, buddy,
542
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:56,898
we were just chatting
about you.
543
00:34:58,398 --> 00:34:59,867
Say, what's wrong
with your eye?
544
00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:01,201
The Man will see you now.
545
00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:05,640
Later, I'm sure.
546
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:12,013
♪ And you can stay anyway
547
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,983
♪ And we can go... ♪
548
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:32,533
You're drunk. You're high.
549
00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:37,839
And it's winter in your nose.
550
00:35:37,872 --> 00:35:40,575
- So nice of you to drop by.
- Thought I'd deliver this personally.
551
00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:52,252
Thought I'd see where all
my hard work has been going.
552
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:55,023
There's been a lot of sacrifice
for this operation.
553
00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:56,824
Lots of people going down.
554
00:35:58,258 --> 00:35:59,259
Going down for you.
555
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:02,664
You know what people say
about guys like you?
556
00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:06,668
With houses like these
up in the hills.
557
00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:09,570
They say, "What kind of
an asshole lives in a house
558
00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:11,739
against a mountain held up
by two sticks."
559
00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:14,776
Guys like you live so high up
that you don't even know
560
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,343
how things work
down on the ground.
561
00:36:18,646 --> 00:36:21,516
But maybe one day
the ground shifts
562
00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:23,651
and all this will come
crumbling down.
563
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,187
All the way to Franklin Avenue.
564
00:36:37,065 --> 00:36:37,899
Rudy.
565
00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,036
Even though you may dress
like a pimp,
566
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,405
you're still very much a whore.
567
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,244
Learn to live below
the line, Rudy.
568
00:36:57,919 --> 00:36:59,319
It's all about to go down now.
569
00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,991
It's one thing to go to the
other side of the hill, Rudy.
570
00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:05,325
It's another to stand on top
571
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:07,427
of the hill and beat your chest.
572
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,697
People disappear
around this guy all the time.
573
00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:11,099
No sign, no trace.
574
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:15,002
He provided some bankroll.
575
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:18,673
Trustfund punk.
We put all this together.
576
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:21,308
Yeah, and he can take it away
just like that.
577
00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:22,744
I've been in this valley
too long.
578
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,382
Who am I if I can't get out
of the 818?
579
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,452
Who are you?
580
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:35,489
You got all the money you need.
581
00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,892
You get fucked
anytime you want.
582
00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,360
We got the most efficient
system in these streets.
583
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:43,231
Our product is in every party
in this town.
584
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,899
You wanna mess all that up
by getting us killed.
585
00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:52,807
You think I'm fucking around
with you?
586
00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:02,482
I do believe...
587
00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:09,356
it's time for you to catch up.
588
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:23,303
It is of the utmost importance that we control
the influences that enter this house.
589
00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:26,641
Do we now understand this?
Charlotte, darling...
590
00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:31,311
go through these.
591
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,412
See what you can do with this.
592
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:48,863
Shawnathan, check it out.
593
00:38:50,598 --> 00:38:54,302
Look, pal, okay?
I'm trying to apologize to you.
594
00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,537
All right, here.
I got something for you.
595
00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:00,373
That ain't gonna work. Here.
596
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:02,910
There you go.
597
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,379
Coupon, 10% off your
dry cleaning.
598
00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:08,149
But use it soon.
599
00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:14,989
Strength in the community,
right?
600
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:16,958
One together.
601
00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:19,060
Asshole.
602
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,595
See you later.
603
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,716
I'm not sure
that I love you.
604
00:39:44,285 --> 00:39:45,920
Not enough to raise this baby.
605
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:51,225
I know you're mad.
This is about Rudy.
606
00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,896
- Have you ever heard...
- Duque agreed to sit quietly and be lectured.
607
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:58,199
Tammy began recalling
an incident involving Rudy
608
00:39:58,232 --> 00:39:59,533
and her good friend Sheeky.
609
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,337
An incident that Duque
was hoping to forget.
610
00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:06,841
Sheeky was a popular socialite,
611
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:10,011
and a skilled dancer
and percussionist.
612
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:14,414
Rudy presented some hot moves
and asked her to dance.
613
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:15,616
She said yes.
614
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:24,125
They danced.
615
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:26,928
They talked.
616
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:30,497
Everything seemed
to be going well
617
00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:33,768
right up until the moment that
Rudy asked Sheeky for a blowjob,
618
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:38,873
Rudy then offered her $100.
619
00:40:38,906 --> 00:40:42,777
Sheeky then told him that if his
cock came anywhere near her mouth,
620
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,745
she would snap her teeth
together like a pitbull
621
00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:46,981
and spit it to the floor
for him to cry over.
622
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:49,984
Rudy then came back with,
623
00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:51,886
"Look, it's not like
I'm offering you 20..."
624
00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:01,762
Later on, they slipped
something into her drink.
625
00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,400
She woke up with
all of her teeth gone,
626
00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:09,303
yanked from her mouth
as she slept.
627
00:41:09,337 --> 00:41:12,406
And under her pillow,
there was $20.
628
00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:21,248
With his imagination
being his most powerful weapon,
629
00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:23,417
the question now echoed,
630
00:41:23,451 --> 00:41:25,119
"What was Rudy
capable of next?"
631
00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:30,224
Rudy was once a baby.
632
00:41:30,257 --> 00:41:33,127
He was once full of promise.
Don't you get it?
633
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,297
Tammy went on about the
importance of nurture over everything
634
00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:39,300
and how they could very easily
raise a Rudy of their own
635
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,935
if they weren't careful.
636
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:44,572
So, Duque would have to change
and do something extraordinary
637
00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:47,508
to earn the right
to raise this baby.
638
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:52,847
If not, then he would have to find
someone else to pee in a cup for him.
639
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,349
I will not bring another
monster into this world.
640
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:12,433
We would like
to thank you
641
00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:15,536
for your submissionof The Dog's Meow,
642
00:42:15,569 --> 00:42:20,708
about a dog who goes undercover as
a cat and ends up liking the cats.
643
00:42:20,741 --> 00:42:25,880
Although we found the story to
be engaging and cute at times,
644
00:42:25,913 --> 00:42:27,516
it is unfortunately not
what we're looking for.
645
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:29,518
One studio
did not like it.
646
00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:32,787
But I bet every movie
is rejected at least once.
647
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:36,390
I bet I get rejected
at least five more times.
648
00:42:36,424 --> 00:42:37,858
Something good
can still happen.
649
00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:48,869
Welcome to Scotty Wolfman's
Community Center.
650
00:42:50,938 --> 00:42:54,475
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Todd Glassman.
651
00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:01,182
Come on, everybody, stand up.
652
00:43:01,215 --> 00:43:03,552
This is why you came
here tonight.
653
00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:06,120
- Everybody, look.
- You came to see Todd Glassman.
654
00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:15,362
♪ I am a centaurYou my one night feeling
655
00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,698
♪ I'm jumping and I'm kickingLike Milli and Vanilli
656
00:43:17,731 --> 00:43:20,301
♪ Got boobs on my pee-peeGo pee-pee-di-bap
657
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,702
No one's getting up there now.
658
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,437
♪ One night shacked up
659
00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:26,907
- Why?
- Because Einstein, that's Glassman.
660
00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:29,877
♪ He's a centaurHe's a centaur
661
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:32,279
- Who?
- Todd Glassman.
662
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:34,782
Used to be Mr. Jim
from that TV show.
663
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:37,519
"Don't be late for Mr. Jim's."
664
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,988
He was that teacher that used to help
all the students out with their problems.
665
00:43:43,324 --> 00:43:45,259
♪ I'm a centaur, baby
666
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:47,628
♪ From the waist up
He's a human
667
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:49,730
♪ From the waist down
He's a horse ♪
668
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:05,246
Thank you.
You're beautiful.
669
00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:07,948
You're beautiful. All of you,
thanks for coming tonight.
670
00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:09,984
Uh, autograph's
$5 from me, 250...
671
00:44:10,017 --> 00:44:11,986
His fans are legal now.
So he comes here and he hooks up.
672
00:44:12,019 --> 00:44:13,420
Oh, look at this,
look at this.
673
00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:15,489
- Oh, you're beautiful.
- Hey, stop it.
674
00:44:15,524 --> 00:44:17,091
- Hey, no, no.
- To the VIP, everybody.
675
00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:18,192
He's in the industry?
676
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:21,630
Ray, don't.
677
00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,831
- Don't what?
- Okay. This is you.
678
00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:26,500
Todd Glassman.
679
00:44:27,301 --> 00:44:28,302
You.
680
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,671
Glassman.
681
00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:31,672
You.
682
00:44:32,139 --> 00:44:33,007
Glassman.
683
00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,842
I need a beer.
684
00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:41,348
Let's hear it for the
lovely, intelligent Stephanie.
685
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,100
♪ I dreamt of a garden
686
00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:02,469
♪ With a stone that had my name
687
00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:06,240
♪ Telling me it won't be long
688
00:45:06,974 --> 00:45:08,342
Hey.
689
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,443
You're Tom Telleger.
690
00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:13,047
Do I owe you money?
691
00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:16,551
- No.
- Do you owe me money?
692
00:45:19,486 --> 00:45:20,421
Stop staring.
693
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:21,488
You're a writer.
694
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:23,525
I'm an alcoholic.
695
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:26,193
I beg for change.
696
00:45:26,227 --> 00:45:28,495
And every now and then,
I vomit without warning.
697
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,730
And sometimes I write.
698
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:31,666
I'm a writer, too.
699
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,000
Garo.
700
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:35,803
Scotch, neat.
701
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,608
That's neat again.
702
00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:42,376
Yeah, yeah. I'm just... I'm just
waiting to hear back from the studio.
703
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,011
One of them is gonna buy
my script.
704
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:46,180
Garo, get him one too.
705
00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:48,916
♪ I want to play in LA ♪
706
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,219
Putz.
707
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:55,789
Don't shoot it,
sip it like a man.
708
00:45:55,823 --> 00:45:56,924
Stuff's expensive.
709
00:46:02,229 --> 00:46:03,464
- Mm.
- Yeah.
710
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,366
That's it.
711
00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:07,434
So, what's your name?
712
00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:09,837
I'm Ray Balfi.
713
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,071
And you wrote a screenplay.
714
00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:14,174
Yeah, it's... it's a cartoon.
715
00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:15,577
Quite smart.
716
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:19,346
- Really?
- You get the kids, you trap their parents.
717
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,782
Marketing. Why else would
we be doing this shit?
718
00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:25,587
Well, well, well.
719
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,954
How you doing, Tell?
720
00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:29,724
Hold on one second.
721
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:33,460
Damn, you're still here.
722
00:46:33,494 --> 00:46:36,463
Ladies, this gorgeous
hunk of man meat here.
723
00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:38,700
This is Tom Telleger.
724
00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:41,935
He was too good to write
for television.
725
00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:43,738
Shit television.
726
00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:47,642
And he forgot to bargain for the
residuals for all the movies he made.
727
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:50,077
- All that money.
- Stupid.
728
00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:51,613
That's got to hurt.
729
00:46:53,515 --> 00:46:57,752
And now he sits here.
He's angry, he's bitter.
730
00:46:57,786 --> 00:47:00,087
Jealous of anyone
who's had any success.
731
00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:03,725
We have a word for that,
don't we, ladies? Huh?
732
00:47:03,758 --> 00:47:04,925
We call that a hater.
733
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:05,926
Hater, hater.
734
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,928
Hey, back off.
735
00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:12,166
- Hater.
- That's the man that wrote The Darling Ricochet.
736
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:15,969
Well, this is cute. What did we do?
Interrupt a tinder date, Tell?
737
00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:19,607
Or is this the rarest of things on
the planet since unicorns? Is this...
738
00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:21,375
Is this an actual fan of yours?
739
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:24,512
Darling, my blue balls.
740
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,348
- That movie was pig vomit.
- You're a dick.
741
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:34,789
Did I tell you he was
beautiful or what, girls?
742
00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:37,191
Vesuvius with halitosis.
743
00:47:37,224 --> 00:47:38,827
Hey, Tell, guess what?
744
00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:41,295
I'm going to head out
to my condo in Palmdale.
745
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:43,497
I'm gonna T-bone
these two broads.
746
00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:45,999
You're going to stay here
and make small talk with...
747
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,802
with your fan
748
00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:50,705
and marinate in the words of the
immortal Dalai Lama who said...
749
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:53,207
"It suck to be you."
750
00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:57,411
Ladies, we're outta here.
751
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,815
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You all right?
752
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:02,149
Hey.
753
00:48:04,351 --> 00:48:05,620
You saw Darling Ricochet?
754
00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:08,055
Yeah.
755
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:09,256
It's one of my favorite movies.
756
00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:12,861
Hey, I'm sorry about that guy,
he's a total jerk.
757
00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:15,663
Yeah.
758
00:48:15,697 --> 00:48:16,897
He is a jerk.
759
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,032
What we could use
is a good asshole whisperer.
760
00:48:22,670 --> 00:48:24,238
That... that's from
Darling Ricochet.
761
00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:27,274
Uh, right.
762
00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:28,643
Awesome.
763
00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,846
Hey, um, I was wondering
764
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,381
since you're a writer
and you know,
765
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:37,050
I'm a writer, I was wondering
if maybe you can help me
766
00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:38,419
- get my screenplay...
- You didn't see it.
767
00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:44,425
Darling Ricochet.
768
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,392
You never saw it.
769
00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:48,596
Not all of it.
770
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:51,866
But, hey, like I was saying,
you have a lot of experience.
771
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:55,703
I could trust you. I... I would
really love you to read my screenplay.
772
00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:57,371
Hey, get that shit
away from me.
773
00:48:58,472 --> 00:48:59,406
All right?
774
00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:03,611
I just thought...
775
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:07,247
Sorry.
776
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:10,484
Thanks for the drink.
777
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:22,630
The Dog's Meow
continued to be rejected.
778
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:25,132
Ray's journal entries
remained hopeful
779
00:49:25,165 --> 00:49:28,469
and he excused the studios
for their stupidity.
780
00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:30,939
And said that it was probably
because he wasn't political.
781
00:49:32,005 --> 00:49:33,708
To add to his frustration,
782
00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:36,043
he was informed that
his parole officer
783
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:39,480
and confidant, Smitty,
had gone missing.
784
00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:42,416
And was replaced with
the ever caring, ever capable
785
00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:43,551
Gavin Addison.
786
00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:48,255
You are going to kick
15% up to me
787
00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:50,324
every week.
788
00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:51,626
You're about to do
the right thing.
789
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,095
I can tell.
790
00:49:55,128 --> 00:49:56,965
Ray knew of only one thing
that would help him feel better.
791
00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:57,998
I can...
792
00:49:58,031 --> 00:49:59,299
No, no.
793
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,555
I must have had
a better month than I thought.
794
00:50:35,904 --> 00:50:38,272
♪ I'm not quite known
795
00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:43,811
♪ As lucky with the ladies
796
00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,680
♪ But I know what I feel
797
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:49,884
♪ Is something true
798
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:55,422
♪ Give me one more chance
799
00:50:56,658 --> 00:51:00,294
♪ To tell you that I love you
800
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:05,033
♪ And I hope that you feel
801
00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:07,301
♪ It too ♪
802
00:51:14,876 --> 00:51:17,144
Yeah. Let's go.
803
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,754
You bitch.
804
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:40,568
Bitch.
805
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:50,645
♪ Babies, I want babies
806
00:51:51,713 --> 00:51:54,448
♪ What more can I say
807
00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:57,952
♪ I want a baby for my birthday
808
00:51:57,986 --> 00:52:00,722
♪ And another one in May
809
00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:05,425
♪ Read, feed, treat them well
810
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:07,996
♪ Teach them wrong from right
811
00:52:08,029 --> 00:52:12,100
♪ I wanna wake upWhen they cry out loud
812
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:14,334
♪ And rock 'em all through
The night ♪
813
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:22,844
That was good.
814
00:52:23,678 --> 00:52:24,712
High five.
815
00:52:42,797 --> 00:52:43,631
You got a problem?
816
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:45,767
You got a problem?
817
00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:48,502
Dude, you got a problem?
818
00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:51,371
Rudy A., motherfucker.
819
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:53,107
Aquanikkio, motherfucker.
820
00:52:53,141 --> 00:52:54,174
Rudy A., bitch.
821
00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:55,843
Whoo!
822
00:52:56,778 --> 00:52:57,712
Whoo!
823
00:52:58,146 --> 00:52:59,413
Whoo!
824
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:00,848
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
825
00:53:05,887 --> 00:53:08,156
Damn it! Ray,
get in here already.
826
00:53:10,558 --> 00:53:11,826
I brought you flowers.
827
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,961
You've got
to be kidding me.
828
00:53:13,995 --> 00:53:16,263
I made some extra money
this month.
829
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,566
You mean you actually
sold drugs this month?
830
00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:22,003
I made enough for tomorrow too.
831
00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:24,337
Oh, well,
what shall we press today?
832
00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:26,174
Three-four-three.
833
00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:28,009
I don't think
you're ready for 343.
834
00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:31,679
I'm gonna put these flowers
down over here.
835
00:53:31,713 --> 00:53:33,981
And when I get back
to this spot right here,
836
00:53:34,015 --> 00:53:36,416
I want you to press number 343.
837
00:53:40,688 --> 00:53:42,222
Three-four-three it is.
838
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,242
I don't care what you
gotta do to see me,
839
00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:09,911
as long as you make it.
840
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:11,311
It's not about your body today.
841
00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:12,880
I always feel...
842
00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,949
Shh, shh. Try not
to speak, honey.
843
00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:19,386
That should shut you up.
844
00:55:19,419 --> 00:55:21,656
Don't blast off on me, baby,
you got work to do.
845
00:55:23,191 --> 00:55:25,726
So, who else have you been
making love to?
846
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,461
Nobody to spend your cash on,
I know that.
847
00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,531
'Cause I'm your
little Smurfette.
848
00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:31,398
Your Betty Rubble.
849
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,333
What else you want me to be?
850
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:35,203
Black? Latina?
851
00:55:35,236 --> 00:55:38,539
Or maybe you like it when I talk
in stereotypical Asian girl voice.
852
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,874
Huh?
853
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,476
No, you want me.
854
00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:46,180
You want me to just be Maureen.
855
00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:49,283
Quick, do me in that sweet,
special, sexy way that you do.
856
00:55:49,317 --> 00:55:50,350
Take me, Ray.
857
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:51,319
Take me.
858
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:52,286
Take me, Ray.
859
00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:22,817
♪ I'm your madame
You're my prostitute
860
00:56:22,850 --> 00:56:25,853
Listen to this next part,
I sound like Fergie.
861
00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:27,889
♪ And if you're not sure
What to do ♪
862
00:56:27,922 --> 00:56:30,423
How come you never wanna
cuddle afterwards?
863
00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:32,693
Did you put a ring
on my finger?
864
00:56:32,727 --> 00:56:34,028
What about the clitoris?
865
00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:35,096
What about it?
866
00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,264
Ever want me to go down there
for you?
867
00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:39,100
Well, darling, surprise me
868
00:56:39,133 --> 00:56:40,835
one of these days.
869
00:56:40,868 --> 00:56:42,103
You never go down there for me.
870
00:56:42,136 --> 00:56:45,072
Hey, you don't pay
for it or ask.
871
00:56:45,106 --> 00:56:46,774
Well, how about, like,
an even trade or something?
872
00:56:46,807 --> 00:56:49,476
You said you would listen
to my demo.
873
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:51,112
I heard you did
a whole softball team.
874
00:56:51,145 --> 00:56:53,514
What the fuck is wrong with you?
875
00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:54,882
We're friends. We can talk.
876
00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,651
Yeah, talk about the weather.
877
00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:58,451
I pay you to do
whatever I want.
878
00:56:58,485 --> 00:57:00,755
What you paid me for,
we've already done.
879
00:57:00,788 --> 00:57:02,690
Paid you for a full half hour
and I got...
880
00:57:04,392 --> 00:57:06,327
26 minutes left.
881
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,896
Listen, you want to get
in my business, you bring cash.
882
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:10,865
You want to get
in my business,
883
00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,499
then you've got
to bring something extra.
884
00:57:14,802 --> 00:57:17,939
So you got some truth serum,
Sugar Ray?
885
00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:33,988
All the craziness lately,
all the bodies and the death.
886
00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:38,426
All so we can just lay here
and enjoy this product.
887
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,493
Not me.
888
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,296
Oh, that's right.
889
00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:43,597
Good boy.
890
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,738
It's all terrible, do you know another
kid on this block's dad went missing?
891
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,306
They say that it's 'cause
of that Arnie guy
892
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,108
everyone's talking about.
893
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:56,110
At least they still have
their mother.
894
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:57,712
How do you know
they got their mom?
895
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,481
- My mom was nice to me.
- Ray.
896
00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:04,986
Like when the doctors
told her I was dyslexic.
897
00:58:05,853 --> 00:58:07,254
She would talk backwards to me.
898
00:58:08,356 --> 00:58:10,157
What...
899
00:58:10,191 --> 00:58:13,427
Okay. My point is that
we are so lucky
900
00:58:13,461 --> 00:58:16,831
to be able to lay here
and enjoy this the way we can.
901
00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:18,399
People are dying for us.
902
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,735
So, let's...
903
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:23,838
pay this product
the respect it deserves.
904
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:25,806
Let's get fucked up.
905
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,410
Not me.
906
00:58:31,512 --> 00:58:33,514
You have the conn, Mr. Sulu.
907
00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:49,363
Softball team was from some
908
00:58:49,397 --> 00:58:51,532
accounting firm or law firm.
909
00:58:53,067 --> 00:58:55,036
Froman, Stapp and Garcia.
910
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:03,611
Each time one of them finished,
I could hear them laughing and high fiving
911
00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:05,913
outside of the car.
912
00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:11,520
Why is it always about
the conquest with you guys?
913
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:14,755
That's why so many of you
are no good at it.
914
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:20,895
But you know,
915
00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:22,897
even with what I went
through that day,
916
00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:26,200
I remember a time when
I had to do much worse.
917
00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:29,603
And nobody paid me
a dime for it.
918
00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:37,611
Don't you realize what it took
for me just to get here?
919
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,149
It's a role, darling.
920
00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:46,120
Just like in the movies.
921
00:59:47,388 --> 00:59:48,889
Do you know Rudy Aquanikkio?
922
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:50,559
Yes.
923
00:59:50,624 --> 00:59:52,359
Does he come see you?
924
00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:54,261
You work for him, don't you?
925
00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:58,567
You better talk fast 'cause
this shit is really kicking in.
926
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,501
I wrote a movie screenplay.
927
01:00:00,535 --> 01:00:02,002
It's really good.
928
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:04,238
And nobody wants it
just yet but...
929
01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:06,707
I sent out 100 copies
and everything you do
930
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:09,310
100 times,
it's bound to pay off.
931
01:00:09,343 --> 01:00:12,880
Well, you and I aren't quite up to
that number, but you let me know.
932
01:00:57,191 --> 01:00:58,659
Hey, little Raymond.
933
01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:01,596
How you doing, buddy?
934
01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:04,165
I've been thinking about you.
935
01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:06,800
I went all over looking
for something for you
936
01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,736
'cause you've been
such a good boy.
937
01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:14,308
Here.
938
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,277
What do you think?
939
01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:19,648
I even cut two holes in it
for eyes so you can see.
940
01:01:21,849 --> 01:01:22,683
You like it?
941
01:01:25,386 --> 01:01:26,320
There.
942
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:31,058
There, that's better.
943
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,164
So, now the world doesn't
944
01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,733
have to see
how fucking ugly you are.
945
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,754
Go out to the shed and
get me some duct tape.
946
01:02:02,423 --> 01:02:04,526
Just in case
you decide to talk.
947
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,645
What the hell's taking so long?
948
01:02:26,548 --> 01:02:27,781
Can't you find it?
949
01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:32,554
I'm gonna come over there,
950
01:02:32,587 --> 01:02:34,855
and if I find that duct tape,
951
01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:37,091
I'm gonna fuck you up so bad
952
01:02:37,124 --> 01:02:39,860
they're gonna have to put
your whole body in a bag!
953
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:41,630
Motherfucker!
954
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,621
Another Saturday night.
955
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,289
And we're under a tree.
956
01:03:08,690 --> 01:03:09,890
Again!
957
01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:14,962
Say, how can there be
more than one fruit in a tree?
958
01:03:19,601 --> 01:03:22,136
Yes, may I help you?
959
01:03:22,169 --> 01:03:24,639
We want to start a dance!
960
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,574
At the gymnasium.
961
01:03:26,608 --> 01:03:29,043
What do you
say, can we do that?
962
01:03:29,076 --> 01:03:30,311
Sounds swell.
963
01:03:32,012 --> 01:03:33,314
Just fill out these forms.
964
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,124
Yeah.
965
01:03:44,659 --> 01:03:45,760
Ray.
966
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:47,995
Tiny?
967
01:03:48,028 --> 01:03:49,631
Dude, I need you.
968
01:03:49,664 --> 01:03:51,432
Meet me at my spot.
969
01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:52,333
What's wrong?
970
01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:56,571
Did you hear about
those body parts
971
01:03:56,604 --> 01:03:58,005
they found in the canyon?
972
01:03:59,073 --> 01:03:59,940
No.
973
01:04:02,811 --> 01:04:05,312
Coyotes ripped
some guy apart.
974
01:04:05,346 --> 01:04:07,314
Coyotes never attack
grown men.
975
01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:10,284
Species adapt, I guess.
976
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:12,654
Did something happen
to you?
977
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:15,189
Why wouldn't
something happen to me?
978
01:04:15,222 --> 01:04:17,826
I mean, I'm handicapped.
979
01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:19,960
Hello?
980
01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:21,328
Tiny?
981
01:05:22,590 --> 01:05:25,894
That's what you wear? I wanted
something more presentable.
982
01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:28,362
I was told it wasn't
that kind of business.
983
01:05:28,395 --> 01:05:30,264
And your name is Tina?
984
01:05:30,297 --> 01:05:31,265
Maureen.
985
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:35,135
You don't have
a sexier handle than that?
986
01:05:35,169 --> 01:05:37,271
Oh, like Joy? Peaches?
987
01:05:37,304 --> 01:05:39,072
Joy. Peaches.
988
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,543
Delilah. Dakota.
989
01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:45,045
- Honey. Baby. Mookie. Tweaker.
- Aurora. Diamond.
990
01:05:45,078 --> 01:05:47,715
Sweetie, Sugar, Ginger.
What the fuck, Maureen?
991
01:05:47,749 --> 01:05:50,652
You got a stupid name.
No makeup, no titties.
992
01:05:51,985 --> 01:05:54,087
But there is something
about you.
993
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,023
She's the one with
the place over on Burnett.
994
01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:56,990
Oh, yeah.
995
01:05:58,726 --> 01:06:00,427
What's your secret over there?
996
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:02,831
Um, I don't know.
997
01:06:02,864 --> 01:06:05,700
I guess I have
an artistic approach to it.
998
01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:06,801
It's more of a ritual.
999
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,370
I mean, if a guy
just wanted a simple blowjob,
1000
01:06:10,404 --> 01:06:11,573
I'd just send him to you.
1001
01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:14,509
I mean, to your place. Here.
1002
01:06:29,389 --> 01:06:30,859
Tell me
about this guy Arnie.
1003
01:06:32,493 --> 01:06:33,695
Never met him.
1004
01:06:34,629 --> 01:06:36,296
Maybe he's one of your Johns.
1005
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,233
It's not my style
to kiss and tell.
1006
01:06:39,266 --> 01:06:41,936
It's kinda like
client-hoe confidentiality.
1007
01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:43,671
I'll tell you what.
1008
01:06:43,705 --> 01:06:48,041
Next time a guy screams
"I am Arnie" during a climax,
1009
01:06:48,075 --> 01:06:50,344
I will be sure to let you know.
1010
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:54,749
Damn, this bitch doesn't
give a fuck about anything.
1011
01:06:54,782 --> 01:06:58,786
I'm an artist too.
I call this my Christmas Room.
1012
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:00,287
No kidding.
1013
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,958
There's joy year 'round
and there are always gifts.
1014
01:07:19,206 --> 01:07:21,141
I wasn't gonna
open this today, but...
1015
01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:31,953
This is from someone who owed
me, and didn't deliver.
1016
01:07:34,656 --> 01:07:37,157
You know, at some point,
1017
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:39,861
I will find someone
that you do give a fuck about.
1018
01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:43,831
Maybe I'll bust
the John's head open
1019
01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:45,700
while he's on top of you.
1020
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,570
You'd have trouble getting
business after that, wouldn't you?
1021
01:07:48,603 --> 01:07:52,941
Just a whore.
Wherever you are.
1022
01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:57,477
I can always reach you, baby.
1023
01:08:01,950 --> 01:08:03,051
Don't worry.
1024
01:08:03,718 --> 01:08:04,786
I've got more.
1025
01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:31,445
And although
an intriguing concept,
1026
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,549
we feel it's lacking in story
and character development.
1027
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:37,585
Talented in parts, but would
benefit from further development.
1028
01:08:37,619 --> 01:08:39,286
But could do
with a second rewrite.
1029
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,055
Or third. Or fourth.
1030
01:08:41,089 --> 01:08:43,423
Kind of interesting,
but, uh, no.
1031
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,292
Next time,
please use proper structure.
1032
01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:47,095
Next time,
use proper structure.
1033
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:49,631
We appreciate
the effort, mate.
1034
01:08:49,664 --> 01:08:52,100
Uh, unfortunately,
it's not what we're looking for...
1035
01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:53,768
Not quite
what we're looking for.
1036
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,369
It's not
what anyone's looking for.
1037
01:08:55,402 --> 01:08:57,471
We encourage the
submission of compelling stories.
1038
01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,540
Unfortunately, this is not
one of them.
1039
01:09:00,675 --> 01:09:01,776
You write like a kid.
1040
01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:03,544
I mean, seriously,
what the fuck?
1041
01:09:03,578 --> 01:09:05,113
Do you even know
what a screenplay is?
1042
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,314
Yeah, you know what,
I just wasted two of my fucking hours
1043
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,315
that I'm never gonna
get back.
1044
01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:09,316
You suck.
1045
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,066
Maybe if you weren't
such a fuck-up,
1046
01:09:25,099 --> 01:09:27,935
maybe if you hadn't watched
your father beat your mother
1047
01:09:27,969 --> 01:09:29,137
so many times.
1048
01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,271
The jails, the hospitals.
1049
01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,141
Then, maybe you wouldn't
have been such a fuck-up.
1050
01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,943
But, then again,
you would've been a fuck-up anyway.
1051
01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:36,978
Buh-bye.
1052
01:09:37,979 --> 01:09:42,717
Ninety-seven, 98, 99.
1053
01:10:34,769 --> 01:10:35,737
Maureen.
1054
01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:38,238
Maureen.
1055
01:10:38,271 --> 01:10:40,340
Ray? Ray, what
are you doing here?
1056
01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,143
I wanna see you.
1057
01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:43,611
But I don't wanna
see you.
1058
01:10:43,644 --> 01:10:44,946
Is there someone in there?
1059
01:10:44,979 --> 01:10:46,714
No! Go away, Ray!
1060
01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:48,216
I don't feel right.
1061
01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:50,084
- I... I don't have product.
- Go!
1062
01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:52,019
I just need to see you. Please.
1063
01:10:52,053 --> 01:10:54,254
Who cares,
just get the hell away!
1064
01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,858
I'd never liked you.
You're stupid, you're boozy.
1065
01:10:56,891 --> 01:10:59,193
You don't even know how to fuck!
1066
01:10:59,227 --> 01:11:01,394
Get the fuck away,
you're nothing!
1067
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,965
I never want to see you again.
Get the fuck out!
1068
01:11:43,171 --> 01:11:44,038
Hey!
1069
01:11:50,211 --> 01:11:51,344
Got a letter.
1070
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,971
Coming December 24th,
1071
01:12:50,004 --> 01:12:54,374
the animation eventof the year, The Dog's Meow.
1072
01:12:55,843 --> 01:12:58,445
The story of a dog
who goes undercover as a cat.
1073
01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:00,715
With the cast
of your favorite stars,
1074
01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:03,150
Annie Bluke,
Michelle Hasselkesser,
1075
01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:06,787
Todd Glassman, Chilly Stevens,
DJ Mess.
1076
01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:08,890
Are you team woof...
1077
01:13:08,923 --> 01:13:10,992
...or team meow?
1078
01:13:11,025 --> 01:13:14,461
Come join the fun,
The Dog's Meow.
1079
01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:16,163
Special screening
this December 24th.
1080
01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:18,859
Two o'clock in the morning.
Three goddamn hours.
1081
01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,361
Right! Right!
1082
01:14:20,394 --> 01:14:22,563
Because you can't
take a fucking decongestant.
1083
01:14:22,596 --> 01:14:25,232
So what the fuck
else were you gonna do, huh?
1084
01:14:25,266 --> 01:14:27,401
Not collect rent
from these deadbeats?
1085
01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:29,737
Oh, so now,
maybe you're thinking,
1086
01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:31,939
I should've stayed
in the movie business!
1087
01:14:31,973 --> 01:14:33,107
Ha!
1088
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,842
Maybe you like trapping me
in this house
1089
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,812
so I don't leave you
for some hot ass.
1090
01:14:37,845 --> 01:14:41,282
Do not piss me off, mister.
1091
01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:44,285
Do you have any idea
how long it took me
1092
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:46,754
to get this fucking baby
to calm down?
1093
01:14:47,788 --> 01:14:50,490
Oh, sweetie. I'm sorry.
1094
01:14:50,524 --> 01:14:54,762
Oh, sweetie.
I'm sorry.
1095
01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:57,631
Your breath smells
surprisingly fresh, dear.
1096
01:14:57,665 --> 01:14:59,200
Did you switch to menthol?
1097
01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,071
Ha-ha.
1098
01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:08,309
Oh, by the way, congratulations
on that last film you produced.
1099
01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:10,011
I heard it made thousands.
1100
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:25,826
What the fuck!
1101
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:32,366
No,
how am I gonna get it back to sleep!
1102
01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:38,939
Hey.
1103
01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:39,774
Hey.
1104
01:15:40,808 --> 01:15:43,512
Hey. Can I help you?
1105
01:15:46,847 --> 01:15:48,416
Is this AZ Studios?
1106
01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:50,519
You read well!
1107
01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:51,786
Where is everyone?
1108
01:15:51,819 --> 01:15:54,588
I don't know.
What time's your appointment?
1109
01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:56,023
I don't have an appoint...
1110
01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:59,060
I know you don't have
an appointment. You know why?
1111
01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:01,462
'Cause it's four o'clock
in the fucking morning.
1112
01:16:01,495 --> 01:16:02,997
Everything all right, Cameron?
1113
01:16:03,731 --> 01:16:05,166
Everything's cool.
1114
01:16:05,199 --> 01:16:07,435
Just haven't sprayed
for assholes this morning.
1115
01:16:15,076 --> 01:16:17,244
You talk pretty big, don't you?
1116
01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,879
Ooh!
1117
01:16:20,848 --> 01:16:22,249
What's your name, dickhead?
1118
01:16:22,283 --> 01:16:25,986
My name is Ray Balfi,
the writer of The Dog's Meow.
1119
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:29,558
You listen to me, Mr. Dickhead.
1120
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:31,959
You're about to write
your last will and testament,
1121
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:34,628
'cause I'm about to
mess your ass up.
1122
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:37,532
I'll kill you.
I'll rip your fucking head off.
1123
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:42,236
But I won't kill you fast. Nah.
1124
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:45,773
Cameron Merriweather
likes to play with his food.
1125
01:16:45,806 --> 01:16:47,708
And when I'm through with you,
1126
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:50,311
I'll drop your body
at the feet of the mother
1127
01:16:50,344 --> 01:16:51,912
that never bothered
to raise you.
1128
01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:55,316
And your head,
I'll keep that for myself.
1129
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:57,586
And every night
before I go to bed,
1130
01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,286
I'll dance in front
of your face
1131
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,957
wearing nothing but a smile
and a glass cock ring.
1132
01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:03,958
Mm-hm.
1133
01:17:04,825 --> 01:17:08,429
In other words, don't bring
1134
01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,763
the ghetto out of me.
1135
01:17:10,599 --> 01:17:12,567
You hear me?
1136
01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:16,571
Don't you ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1137
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:17,938
You hear me. dickhead?
1138
01:17:18,706 --> 01:17:20,774
Don't you ever,
1139
01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:23,444
ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1140
01:17:23,477 --> 01:17:24,812
You hear me?
1141
01:17:24,845 --> 01:17:26,747
Don't you ever,
1142
01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:30,317
ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1143
01:17:30,351 --> 01:17:32,119
You hear me, dickhead?
1144
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,021
Don't you ever.
1145
01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:40,961
The movie that you wrote
is premiering December 24th!
1146
01:17:42,531 --> 01:17:44,098
Get the fuck out of here!
1147
01:17:44,899 --> 01:17:46,033
That's amazing!
1148
01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,037
I'm done today.
1149
01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:52,306
I found out that...
1150
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:54,609
Garo.
1151
01:17:54,643 --> 01:17:56,010
You get Wi-Fi here, don't you?
1152
01:17:56,043 --> 01:17:58,779
Uh... think so.
1153
01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:01,782
I mean, I'm not really
a computer guy.
1154
01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,717
The Dog's Meow. Is this you?
1155
01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:11,526
Says here it was written
by a guy named Kurt Buckwell.
1156
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,561
It's mine!
1157
01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:14,962
What the fuck?
1158
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:16,631
Somebody stole my script!
1159
01:18:17,831 --> 01:18:21,536
Same story. Same characters.
Same everything!
1160
01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:26,073
Then who's Kurt Buckwell?
1161
01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:30,377
I don't know.
1162
01:18:33,548 --> 01:18:35,584
Okay. Hear me out on this one.
1163
01:18:38,018 --> 01:18:41,488
Sometimes when someone comes up
with a very creative idea,
1164
01:18:41,523 --> 01:18:44,225
there's usually about a thousand
other people on the planet
1165
01:18:44,258 --> 01:18:45,560
that think
of the exact same thing.
1166
01:18:45,594 --> 01:18:49,330
No, no, no. Look.
No, no. Look, look.
1167
01:18:49,363 --> 01:18:51,966
See? It says, "By Ray Balfi."
1168
01:19:03,578 --> 01:19:06,780
Ray. Look at your title page.
1169
01:19:12,219 --> 01:19:15,889
Where does it say,
"By Ray Balfi?"
1170
01:19:17,858 --> 01:19:19,527
Please tell me
you protected this.
1171
01:19:26,568 --> 01:19:27,736
You mean with plastic?
1172
01:19:32,741 --> 01:19:33,575
Ray.
1173
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:40,247
Kurt Buckwell.
That's a pseudonym. A fake name.
1174
01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:42,082
How do you know?
1175
01:19:42,116 --> 01:19:43,450
It just sounds like something
1176
01:19:43,484 --> 01:19:45,886
that a writer would
pull out of his ass.
1177
01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:49,557
AZ Studios. They're an upstart.
1178
01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:54,395
Word is that they're going under if
they don't have a hit project soon.
1179
01:19:54,428 --> 01:19:56,030
I mean,
look at him. What does he do?
1180
01:19:56,063 --> 01:19:57,364
"Oh, I have
loads of money,
1181
01:19:57,398 --> 01:19:59,333
so, why don't I just
start a studio?
1182
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,969
I don't have to do
any of the fucking work."
1183
01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:04,438
I mean, he took credit
for Slippers and Socks.
1184
01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:05,674
Agent Elf.
1185
01:20:05,707 --> 01:20:08,242
He took credit
for The Duke of City County.
1186
01:20:08,275 --> 01:20:11,245
Well, Slippers and Socks
was okay...
1187
01:20:11,278 --> 01:20:13,280
He took credit
for The Fuzzy Amigos.
1188
01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:14,582
Oh, that one...
1189
01:20:14,616 --> 01:20:17,251
Fuzzy Amigos was brilliant!
1190
01:20:17,284 --> 01:20:20,354
Now, he's going to take
credit for this.
1191
01:20:22,489 --> 01:20:24,825
Man thinks
that nothing ever runs out.
1192
01:20:24,858 --> 01:20:27,094
And maybe his money never will.
1193
01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:30,665
But let's see what happens to him
when he runs out of credibility.
1194
01:20:30,699 --> 01:20:33,200
Okay.
1195
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:36,236
The light will be bright green on this one.
And he'll make it too!
1196
01:20:36,270 --> 01:20:38,105
Because he's a fucking idiot,
he's stupid.
1197
01:20:38,138 --> 01:20:40,307
And he'll just take this
script, and be like,
1198
01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:42,276
- "Oh, my God, I'm gonna make it and it's gonna be a success."
- Shawn. Shawn.
1199
01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:43,277
Shawnathan!
1200
01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:45,446
This script is terrible!
1201
01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:47,615
Exactly.
1202
01:20:47,649 --> 01:20:50,184
And when this city
kicks him out of here,
1203
01:20:50,217 --> 01:20:53,555
then I'll be free to take
everything and everyone I know
1204
01:20:54,488 --> 01:20:55,657
and make my own.
1205
01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:02,597
What about me?
1206
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,365
What?
1207
01:21:04,398 --> 01:21:08,369
You think I'd let you go back to some
gangster twat like Rudy.
1208
01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:10,904
I wish I could hold you.
1209
01:21:16,076 --> 01:21:17,044
You can.
1210
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:25,787
Here's to Fuzzy Amigos 2.
1211
01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:31,626
I didn't even think anyone
wanted to even hear my story.
1212
01:21:35,730 --> 01:21:37,231
Yes.
1213
01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:39,233
Okay.
1214
01:21:40,501 --> 01:21:41,435
Tell me.
1215
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,275
Boogie the Dog
1216
01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:52,279
hears the other dogs talk about
a plan to attack the cats.
1217
01:21:53,548 --> 01:21:57,786
The cats are too fast.
They're too smart.
1218
01:21:57,819 --> 01:22:03,625
So they came up with a plan where one of the
dogs would go undercover in a cat costume.
1219
01:22:03,658 --> 01:22:06,895
He'd see where they go
and what they do.
1220
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:12,065
Ray, he wants the other dogs to like him.
So he says that he'll do it.
1221
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,736
So he puts on the cat costume,
1222
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:16,871
then he teaches himself
1223
01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:19,072
how to scratch furniture
and lick himself
1224
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,307
the way that cats do.
1225
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:23,477
He meets Pussy Maureen.
1226
01:22:32,286 --> 01:22:37,525
She tells him that maybe he only
thought that he hated the cats.
1227
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:40,994
So he gets both sides to all
become friends with one another.
1228
01:22:44,064 --> 01:22:48,570
And Ray and Pussy Maureen
cuddle in the same doggie bed.
1229
01:22:48,603 --> 01:22:49,771
The end.
1230
01:22:53,842 --> 01:22:57,177
Hey, Ray. If that's what
your story is about,
1231
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,080
then here's to you.
1232
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,384
And who stole it?
1233
01:23:05,452 --> 01:23:07,856
In this town,
everyone is a suspect.
1234
01:23:09,591 --> 01:23:12,493
You'd have to go
to every single person
1235
01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:16,196
that ever read, looked at,
even touched your script.
1236
01:23:19,233 --> 01:23:20,768
But who are you gonna sue?
1237
01:23:22,336 --> 01:23:24,137
You can't prove you wrote it.
1238
01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:26,139
Fucking idiot.
1239
01:23:28,543 --> 01:23:30,444
Are you ever gonna write again?
1240
01:23:30,477 --> 01:23:32,647
I got no more
stories to tell.
1241
01:23:34,682 --> 01:23:35,650
You're wrong.
1242
01:23:36,885 --> 01:23:38,452
There are always stories
to tell.
1243
01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:40,287
Mm.
1244
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:42,524
Hey.
1245
01:25:09,911 --> 01:25:11,546
Yo! I'm home.
1246
01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:22,590
Bitch!
1247
01:25:25,093 --> 01:25:27,729
Fuck this shit!
1248
01:25:27,762 --> 01:25:29,764
Huh? Yeah, you're fucking lazy.
1249
01:25:29,797 --> 01:25:31,231
You better fucking look for it.
1250
01:25:51,686 --> 01:25:55,123
♪ Macaroni, macaroni
1251
01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:59,594
♪ Macaroni, macaroni
1252
01:25:59,627 --> 01:26:03,497
♪ There's so much macaroni
That I like to eat
1253
01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:07,334
♪ It's cheesy and it's cheesy
And it can't be beat
1254
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:08,870
♪ I open up my pantry...
1255
01:26:08,903 --> 01:26:11,806
I love you...
1256
01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:14,108
♪ Oh, there's so much macaroni
1257
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:19,013
♪ I love macaroni time
1258
01:26:19,047 --> 01:26:22,750
♪ I've got macaroni on my mind
1259
01:26:22,784 --> 01:26:26,319
♪ There's never been a better
Place that I can find
1260
01:26:26,353 --> 01:26:29,389
♪ Like macaroni time ♪
1261
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:52,947
What's going on in here?
1262
01:26:58,886 --> 01:27:00,487
You say it's a cartoon.
1263
01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:03,024
Yes, by your grace,
we have created a cartoon.
1264
01:27:03,057 --> 01:27:04,324
Like The Flintstones.
1265
01:27:04,357 --> 01:27:06,226
Like The Flintstones,
but with animals.
1266
01:27:06,259 --> 01:27:07,995
Well, The Flintstones
had animals.
1267
01:27:08,029 --> 01:27:09,964
Yes, but these
are modern animals.
1268
01:27:09,997 --> 01:27:11,231
Oh, I see.
1269
01:27:11,264 --> 01:27:14,001
They are dogs and cats,
and they sing and dance.
1270
01:27:14,035 --> 01:27:15,870
I was gonna say
it should have music.
1271
01:27:15,903 --> 01:27:18,706
Well, because you've guided
us so well through the years,
1272
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:22,577
every dog and every cat
has a song.
1273
01:27:22,610 --> 01:27:25,546
Huh. Charlotte,
what do you think?
1274
01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:31,819
This will be the project
to propel us all.
1275
01:27:31,853 --> 01:27:33,054
Do you really think so?
1276
01:27:33,788 --> 01:27:35,022
You especially.
1277
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:40,460
- So goddamn handsome.
- Agreed.
1278
01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:45,066
I love having the both of you
here with me.
1279
01:27:46,734 --> 01:27:48,301
It's like we're family.
1280
01:27:51,506 --> 01:27:52,607
Agreed.
1281
01:27:57,344 --> 01:28:03,551
♪ Embers to ashes inside
Is how
1282
01:28:03,584 --> 01:28:06,954
♪ We fly through the night
1283
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:13,961
♪ Hoping to light
The lonely sky
1284
01:28:17,330 --> 01:28:23,503
♪ Trying to reach the stars
1285
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:27,542
♪ That shine till tomorrow
1286
01:28:28,743 --> 01:28:34,314
♪ Only to burn
And then we die
1287
01:28:37,952 --> 01:28:39,687
♪ No more... ♪
1288
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,924
Hey. Hey.
1289
01:28:42,957 --> 01:28:44,457
Hang in there, okay?
1290
01:28:45,526 --> 01:28:47,028
Everything is gonna be
all right.
1291
01:28:48,328 --> 01:28:50,131
We're gonna find the monster
that did this.
1292
01:28:51,966 --> 01:28:53,968
We're gonna work day and night.
1293
01:28:54,001 --> 01:28:58,539
Till guys like this, are...
Are put away.
1294
01:28:58,573 --> 01:29:00,608
We need to make this world
a better place.
1295
01:29:01,609 --> 01:29:04,377
So everyone feels safe.
1296
01:29:04,411 --> 01:29:06,781
I promise. You're gonna be able
to play with your friends...
1297
01:29:06,814 --> 01:29:07,915
Hold her there.
1298
01:29:07,949 --> 01:29:09,283
- Hang out...
- Kid's mom is here.
1299
01:29:09,317 --> 01:29:11,118
- Mommy!
- Hang out and, and...
1300
01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:37,211
Where the fuck do you get off
acting like a fucking crusader?
1301
01:29:37,245 --> 01:29:40,882
You let the powers that be do their
business. That's how you avoid a war.
1302
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:45,452
- But there's already a war.
- Then pick a fucking side!
1303
01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:50,758
Where you goin'?
1304
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:52,560
Got another idiot downstairs.
1305
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:58,733
No ID. But he was nice enough
to give us this.
1306
01:29:59,901 --> 01:30:01,903
You were Mr. Jims, right?
1307
01:30:01,936 --> 01:30:05,106
I've done many roles since then
too, thank you very much.
1308
01:30:05,139 --> 01:30:10,378
Says here on your resume that you specialize
in playing the... the wacky neighbor?
1309
01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:12,613
The concerned dad.
1310
01:30:13,214 --> 01:30:14,882
Douche types.
1311
01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:16,851
Yeah, you see, I don't believe
the first two.
1312
01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:19,053
As for the latter, I'm sure
you're pretty convincing.
1313
01:30:19,887 --> 01:30:21,856
Well, here. For instance.
1314
01:30:21,889 --> 01:30:25,326
They found a piece-of-meat hipster
the other day over on Hayworth.
1315
01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:28,930
Turns out, he's trying to deal
in another man's district.
1316
01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:31,265
Which then turns out,
the stuff that he has,
1317
01:30:31,299 --> 01:30:33,734
we trace back to a little girl
in Encino
1318
01:30:33,768 --> 01:30:36,370
who then very quickly tells us
about you.
1319
01:30:36,404 --> 01:30:38,072
So the hipster's
my fault, right?
1320
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:42,410
No. We were just looking for the next link.
Or are there no more?
1321
01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:45,846
This is just one big chain of
assholes with you at the end?
1322
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:50,384
Bravo! And the award
for best dramatic...
1323
01:30:50,418 --> 01:30:53,554
Really, is this what you guys
do with my tax dollars?
1324
01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,455
Trust me,
they're put to good use.
1325
01:30:55,488 --> 01:30:57,525
- And you know that little girl in Encino?
- No.
1326
01:30:57,558 --> 01:31:00,027
Oh, yeah.
Turns out she's underaged.
1327
01:31:00,061 --> 01:31:03,631
She told us all about you
and about your place.
1328
01:31:03,664 --> 01:31:06,901
Do you guys have any idea
how many chicks I get?
1329
01:31:06,934 --> 01:31:10,104
Oh, please. Tell us.
1330
01:31:12,139 --> 01:31:15,443
I can't keep track of the
bitches in my house.
1331
01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,812
Yeah. Yeah.
1332
01:31:21,148 --> 01:31:26,253
Question is, was she underage
at the time she was at my house?
1333
01:31:29,323 --> 01:31:30,858
Are you fucking high right now?
1334
01:31:31,325 --> 01:31:32,293
Yes.
1335
01:31:37,832 --> 01:31:39,600
- Potts...
- Yeah.
1336
01:31:42,536 --> 01:31:44,238
See what you can do
with this piece of shit.
1337
01:31:46,874 --> 01:31:49,176
Do you want
my goddamn autograph, huh?
1338
01:31:52,146 --> 01:31:53,514
You like little girls?
1339
01:31:53,547 --> 01:31:56,317
I would never do
something like that.
1340
01:31:56,350 --> 01:31:59,553
Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kojak.
1341
01:31:59,587 --> 01:32:03,491
Maybe she saw me getting out of the pool.
Sometimes, I swim nude, I don't know.
1342
01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:07,128
Maybe... maybe she saw
something I posted.
1343
01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:10,498
It's nothing, really...
1344
01:32:11,866 --> 01:32:13,768
What's the matter, huh?
1345
01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:17,805
You know, this is just
a bullshit shakedown.
1346
01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:20,174
That girl never said
I touched her, you know that.
1347
01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:23,344
- You're just doing this to make a name for yourselves.
- And why would we do that, huh?
1348
01:32:23,377 --> 01:32:26,814
Because everybody
wants to fuck Mr. Jims!
1349
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:34,588
I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna cut down on partying.
1350
01:32:34,622 --> 01:32:37,324
I... I'm gonna start checking
IDs, ask for references, I...
1351
01:32:37,358 --> 01:32:38,893
Shut up, will you?
1352
01:32:38,926 --> 01:32:40,494
I'm laying off
that Arnie shit. No more.
1353
01:32:40,529 --> 01:32:41,896
Whoa.
1354
01:32:41,929 --> 01:32:44,665
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What did you say?
1355
01:32:44,698 --> 01:32:48,335
I think he cuts it... Like, different.
Something... I don't know. It's...
1356
01:32:48,369 --> 01:32:51,205
You said Arnie. You met him?
1357
01:32:51,238 --> 01:32:53,707
Some guy gave me a great deal
on some really amazing shit.
1358
01:32:53,741 --> 01:32:55,142
Probably because
of my celebrity status.
1359
01:32:55,176 --> 01:32:56,177
But was his name Arnie?
1360
01:32:56,210 --> 01:32:57,344
I don't know! I don't know it.
1361
01:32:57,378 --> 01:32:59,146
They... they said Arnie
is taking over.
1362
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:01,015
I didn't give a damn
what his name was.
1363
01:33:02,383 --> 01:33:04,051
Listen, can I go?
1364
01:33:07,788 --> 01:33:10,224
Mary, where did everybody go?
1365
01:33:10,257 --> 01:33:11,692
They got a lead
on that shooter.
1366
01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:13,562
So they just left.
1367
01:33:13,594 --> 01:33:15,963
Yep. Right after they saw
the security footage.
1368
01:33:20,569 --> 01:33:24,472
This is outside the accounting
firm of Froman, Stapp and Garcia.
1369
01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:27,241
He's got history.
1370
01:33:27,775 --> 01:33:28,976
Name's Balfi.
1371
01:33:31,445 --> 01:33:33,080
Punch up everything
you find on this guy.
1372
01:33:33,114 --> 01:33:36,551
So do you have any tattoos
or piercings?
1373
01:33:37,418 --> 01:33:38,786
You know what they say?
1374
01:33:38,819 --> 01:33:41,255
You can only get a hall pass
from Mr. Jim's.
1375
01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:43,558
- Actually me...
- Hey, Hamlet, come with me.
1376
01:33:43,592 --> 01:33:44,925
- Wait! I thought we were done.
- Come here.
1377
01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:46,727
Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, Kojak.
No, no, no.
1378
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,229
Well, we did this.
Double jeopardy.
1379
01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:49,697
Double jeopardy!
1380
01:33:49,730 --> 01:33:50,798
No, this is bullshit.
1381
01:33:50,831 --> 01:33:52,299
No, you said I could go.
1382
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,603
Is this the guy?
Is this Arnie?
1383
01:33:54,635 --> 01:33:55,870
No.
1384
01:33:55,903 --> 01:33:57,738
The dealer, the one who
gave you the stuff.
1385
01:33:57,771 --> 01:33:59,306
No, that's definitely not him.
1386
01:34:02,643 --> 01:34:03,578
That's him.
1387
01:34:06,814 --> 01:34:08,949
- Excuse me. Gavin Addison?
- Yes.
1388
01:34:08,983 --> 01:34:10,951
Detective Steven Duque.
We've met.
1389
01:34:10,985 --> 01:34:12,419
Oh! Yeah, sure.
1390
01:34:12,453 --> 01:34:13,588
So you're going on a trip?
1391
01:34:13,622 --> 01:34:14,822
Yeah, just a few days.
1392
01:34:14,855 --> 01:34:16,257
Kind of in a hurry, sir.
So if you don't mind.
1393
01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:17,958
It'll be quick.
1394
01:34:17,992 --> 01:34:19,760
There's someone in your caseload
that may be directly connected
1395
01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:20,961
to the recent shootings.
1396
01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:22,196
Ray Balfi.
1397
01:34:22,229 --> 01:34:23,397
Balfi...
1398
01:34:23,430 --> 01:34:24,865
Don't recall that name.
1399
01:34:24,899 --> 01:34:26,467
You say he's one of mine?
1400
01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:28,469
He used to belong to Smitty,
then he got transferred to you.
1401
01:34:28,502 --> 01:34:29,770
Damn Smitty.
1402
01:34:29,803 --> 01:34:32,273
Always pawning his work off.
1403
01:34:32,306 --> 01:34:34,241
There's a possibility
that this Ray Balfi
1404
01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:35,644
might also be responsible
1405
01:34:35,676 --> 01:34:37,778
for most of the homicides
in the last several months.
1406
01:34:37,811 --> 01:34:40,549
I'm thinking him for the Arnie
guy that we've been hearing about.
1407
01:34:40,582 --> 01:34:42,349
No, that's a joke.
1408
01:34:42,383 --> 01:34:44,653
There's no way
he could be Arnie.
1409
01:34:44,685 --> 01:34:45,886
I thought you said
you didn't know him.
1410
01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:48,289
I don't know him.
1411
01:34:48,322 --> 01:34:49,790
- I'm just saying...
- Put it down.
1412
01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:52,693
Put it down.
1413
01:34:53,761 --> 01:34:55,362
Step out of the car slowly.
1414
01:34:56,631 --> 01:34:57,965
It looks like you're going
on a trip.
1415
01:34:57,998 --> 01:34:59,300
Take... take it easy.
1416
01:34:59,333 --> 01:35:01,202
Come on, man.
1417
01:35:01,235 --> 01:35:03,538
You think I'm stupid enough to shoot
an officer in a station parking lot?
1418
01:35:03,572 --> 01:35:05,172
You think anyone
would care if you did?
1419
01:35:05,206 --> 01:35:06,340
No.
1420
01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:07,975
Don't you take money
like everyone else?
1421
01:35:10,077 --> 01:35:11,011
That's right.
1422
01:35:12,079 --> 01:35:13,515
I do.
1423
01:35:13,548 --> 01:35:14,848
Don't worry,
Rudy didn't send me.
1424
01:35:17,519 --> 01:35:19,753
Oh, so it's shakedown time,
right?
1425
01:35:19,787 --> 01:35:21,388
You're going
to get in the car,
1426
01:35:21,422 --> 01:35:22,856
you're going to leave
with the money.
1427
01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:24,526
One less shitty PO,
that's fine with me.
1428
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,227
But I want some answers.
1429
01:35:26,260 --> 01:35:28,062
Why should I help you?
1430
01:35:28,095 --> 01:35:30,364
Because I got a bad actor that
can finger you as a dealer.
1431
01:35:30,397 --> 01:35:31,465
So start talking.
1432
01:35:33,767 --> 01:35:36,337
We've been robbing the
local dealers on the street.
1433
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,072
- The small timers.
- You and Balfi?
1434
01:35:38,105 --> 01:35:40,040
- Me and Smitty.
- Smitty?
1435
01:35:40,074 --> 01:35:41,576
It's like this.
1436
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:43,511
We intimidate them long enough,
they start working for us.
1437
01:35:43,545 --> 01:35:44,878
So Balfi's Arnie?
1438
01:35:44,912 --> 01:35:47,181
Will you get off
that Balfi shit?
1439
01:35:47,214 --> 01:35:48,749
I'm telling you,
the guy's an idiot.
1440
01:35:48,782 --> 01:35:50,719
We watched him
dry his bike in the rain.
1441
01:35:50,751 --> 01:35:52,419
You may be smarter
than you think.
1442
01:35:52,453 --> 01:35:54,054
I give him points
for tying his shoe.
1443
01:35:54,088 --> 01:35:56,090
That don't make him
Keyser Soze.
1444
01:35:56,123 --> 01:35:59,460
The way I see it is Smitty stumbled
upon Ray's plan along with you,
1445
01:36:00,629 --> 01:36:02,196
and then paid for it.
1446
01:36:02,229 --> 01:36:05,099
You took on Ray's case to cover
for him and split the money.
1447
01:36:05,132 --> 01:36:07,268
That's not possible.
1448
01:36:07,301 --> 01:36:10,170
- Why?
- Because Smitty was Arnie.
1449
01:36:11,272 --> 01:36:13,307
I worked for him.
1450
01:36:13,340 --> 01:36:15,876
Rudy figured his dealers
were working side deals with Arnie.
1451
01:36:16,511 --> 01:36:17,811
He was right.
1452
01:36:17,845 --> 01:36:20,080
He started sending some
of his thugs out to do,
1453
01:36:20,114 --> 01:36:22,182
you know, research.
1454
01:36:22,216 --> 01:36:24,351
They leaned on Tiny Slotnik
for information,
1455
01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:25,919
which led to Smitty.
1456
01:36:25,953 --> 01:36:27,421
And so Smitty hid the stash
1457
01:36:27,454 --> 01:36:30,391
in Balfi's apartment
right after he got put in jail.
1458
01:36:30,424 --> 01:36:32,761
But then he felt IA around
the corner too,
1459
01:36:32,793 --> 01:36:34,729
so he had to rush back.
1460
01:36:34,763 --> 01:36:36,330
Come on, you bastard!
1461
01:36:37,398 --> 01:36:39,601
Four or five?
1462
01:36:39,634 --> 01:36:42,970
He transferred half the
satchels to me and took off.
1463
01:36:43,003 --> 01:36:45,072
He got made by Rudy's boys
on the street.
1464
01:36:46,206 --> 01:36:47,676
They caught up to him
in the woods.
1465
01:36:49,009 --> 01:36:50,244
That's when he got shot.
1466
01:36:54,315 --> 01:36:55,784
Once I heard what they did
to Tiny,
1467
01:36:55,816 --> 01:36:57,619
I knew I had to leave too.
1468
01:36:57,652 --> 01:36:59,920
It was just a matter of time
before they caught up to me.
1469
01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:04,425
The bodies,
the coyotes, Smitty?
1470
01:37:05,159 --> 01:37:06,594
You got your answers now?
1471
01:37:06,628 --> 01:37:08,563
Yeah.
1472
01:37:08,596 --> 01:37:10,998
And so you don't want
anything else?
1473
01:37:15,969 --> 01:37:17,471
You're about to do
the wrong thing.
1474
01:37:18,372 --> 01:37:19,306
I can tell.
1475
01:38:14,228 --> 01:38:15,663
♪ If you suck my
1476
01:38:16,698 --> 01:38:18,265
♪ Then I'll eat your
1477
01:38:19,066 --> 01:38:21,201
♪ If you eat my
1478
01:38:21,235 --> 01:38:23,070
♪ Then I'm gonna suck your
1479
01:38:24,104 --> 01:38:25,774
♪ If you suck my
1480
01:38:26,841 --> 01:38:27,809
♪ Then I'll eat
1481
01:38:27,842 --> 01:38:30,545
Yeah.
1482
01:38:31,613 --> 01:38:33,080
- Hey.
- Hey.
1483
01:38:33,113 --> 01:38:35,149
Some boy scout
just came by named Duque.
1484
01:38:35,784 --> 01:38:37,752
Duque.
1485
01:38:37,786 --> 01:38:40,421
Yeah, yeah. He just warned me about
some crazy dude shooting up the valley.
1486
01:38:40,454 --> 01:38:41,790
Someone named Balfi.
1487
01:38:41,823 --> 01:38:43,625
Yeah. What about that?
1488
01:38:43,658 --> 01:38:47,060
How about you get your lazy ass out
there and go find him, all right?
1489
01:38:47,094 --> 01:38:49,029
You think you earn your
paycheck by sitting around here?
1490
01:38:49,062 --> 01:38:50,097
Hey, hey.
1491
01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:51,566
Don't worry, okay?
1492
01:38:51,599 --> 01:38:53,835
I've got three uniforms over at
Balfi's place right now.
1493
01:38:53,868 --> 01:38:56,003
Man, splash some water
on your fucking face
1494
01:38:56,036 --> 01:38:57,204
and get the fuck
out there, okay?
1495
01:38:57,237 --> 01:38:58,540
And don't forget your partner.
1496
01:38:58,573 --> 01:38:59,874
What about Duque?
1497
01:38:59,908 --> 01:39:01,942
Man just told me
he's not a cop anymore.
1498
01:39:04,579 --> 01:39:06,781
I'm quitting the force.
1499
01:39:06,815 --> 01:39:09,517
The gangs, the guns,
the drugs, everything.
1500
01:39:09,551 --> 01:39:12,219
You said you wanted me
to contribute to the world.
1501
01:39:12,252 --> 01:39:16,356
And the best way for me to contribute
is to be the best father I can be.
1502
01:39:16,390 --> 01:39:19,694
It was not known exactly
when Tammy made up her mind.
1503
01:39:20,628 --> 01:39:22,196
It could have been years ago.
1504
01:39:22,229 --> 01:39:23,263
How lovely.
1505
01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:24,298
Or it could have been
the moment
1506
01:39:24,331 --> 01:39:26,935
when Duque held up
a wad of cash.
1507
01:39:26,967 --> 01:39:29,737
Bragging of how he got it off
of a crooked parole officer.
1508
01:39:29,771 --> 01:39:31,205
Who did you do that for?
1509
01:39:31,238 --> 01:39:33,373
Either way,
she decided to get out of it
1510
01:39:33,407 --> 01:39:35,442
the best way she knew how.
1511
01:39:35,476 --> 01:39:37,177
I love you.
1512
01:39:37,211 --> 01:39:39,848
No matter what you say or do,
that's not going to change.
1513
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:46,654
What?
1514
01:39:49,289 --> 01:39:50,457
The baby's not yours.
1515
01:39:53,026 --> 01:39:53,962
What?
1516
01:39:55,295 --> 01:39:56,263
What?
1517
01:39:57,030 --> 01:39:58,031
Tammy?
1518
01:39:59,032 --> 01:40:00,300
Tammy?
1519
01:40:00,334 --> 01:40:01,636
Tammy. Tammy!
1520
01:40:10,879 --> 01:40:13,982
Man, he got me out here
like I'm some little nigga.
1521
01:40:14,014 --> 01:40:16,250
I'm a boss nigga. Shit.
1522
01:40:21,956 --> 01:40:23,992
Is that motherfuckin'
Wildabeast?
1523
01:40:26,861 --> 01:40:30,464
Yo! Wildabeast.
1524
01:40:30,497 --> 01:40:32,266
What the hell.
1525
01:40:32,299 --> 01:40:36,036
God, haven't see the dude
in a whole damn day.
1526
01:40:36,069 --> 01:40:39,574
He got a chick up in there
or somethin'? Oh, shit.
1527
01:40:52,687 --> 01:40:55,690
The surviving security
footage from December 24th showed
1528
01:40:55,723 --> 01:41:00,060
that Ray had stormed Rudy's
compound just before 10:00 a.m.
1529
01:41:00,093 --> 01:41:02,030
I'm Ray Balfi.
1530
01:41:02,062 --> 01:41:04,032
The writer of The Dog...
1531
01:41:04,064 --> 01:41:06,166
- He's down at the plant.
- I'm Ray Balfi.
1532
01:41:06,199 --> 01:41:07,702
The writer of The Dog's Meow.
1533
01:41:07,735 --> 01:41:09,136
Oh, man.
1534
01:41:09,169 --> 01:41:11,505
I don't know what that shit
means but it sounds cold.
1535
01:41:11,539 --> 01:41:13,575
Motherfucker, I don't know
who the hell you are, but...
1536
01:41:14,207 --> 01:41:15,342
Oh, shit.
1537
01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:17,579
Hey, man, you want some
baby aspirin?
1538
01:41:17,612 --> 01:41:20,414
Oh, shit.
1539
01:41:20,447 --> 01:41:22,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We can't go in there blasting.
1540
01:41:23,450 --> 01:41:25,553
The tanks!
1541
01:41:25,587 --> 01:41:28,388
Ray would only have a
short window of time to reconcile
1542
01:41:28,422 --> 01:41:31,258
his issue with the gangsters.
1543
01:41:31,291 --> 01:41:34,062
The Dog's Meow would be
premiering later that afternoon.
1544
01:41:36,496 --> 01:41:38,432
Ray fortified himself
with product.
1545
01:41:40,702 --> 01:41:42,570
This room's going to fill up with
fire if you keep shooting that gun.
1546
01:41:42,604 --> 01:41:44,404
The gangsters tried
reasoning with him,
1547
01:41:44,438 --> 01:41:45,707
and they implored Ray
1548
01:41:45,740 --> 01:41:48,241
to follow the proper
gun safety procedures.
1549
01:41:48,275 --> 01:41:49,409
Did you hear what
the fuck I said?
1550
01:41:49,443 --> 01:41:51,679
Where's Waldo-looking-ass
motherfucker!
1551
01:41:51,713 --> 01:41:54,247
You're gonna make this motherfucking
whole place burn down, bitch.
1552
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:55,115
Think about it, man.
1553
01:41:56,283 --> 01:41:57,585
Where is everybody?
1554
01:42:04,324 --> 01:42:07,795
We still have to dance.
We still have to dance!
1555
01:42:07,829 --> 01:42:10,565
We're last, now stick your asses
in the air or we'll die!
1556
01:42:14,301 --> 01:42:15,469
We can't die.
1557
01:42:18,372 --> 01:42:19,707
- Fuck him up.
- Get him good.
1558
01:42:22,510 --> 01:42:24,078
All felt lost for Ray.
1559
01:42:24,112 --> 01:42:25,178
You tapping out?
You tapping out?
1560
01:42:28,983 --> 01:42:31,085
But then the product
finally kicked in.
1561
01:42:42,130 --> 01:42:44,632
The local artists wrote songs
and painted murals
1562
01:42:44,666 --> 01:42:46,768
to commemorate this event.
1563
01:42:46,801 --> 01:42:48,836
To honor their fallen heroes.
1564
01:42:55,843 --> 01:42:57,078
And for Rudy...
1565
01:43:00,682 --> 01:43:02,984
It was rumored that
he fought valiantly.
1566
01:43:03,017 --> 01:43:05,218
♪ The heathen of the street
1567
01:43:05,252 --> 01:43:07,855
♪ There's a house made
For the beast
1568
01:43:07,889 --> 01:43:11,526
♪ And his legions will make you
Feel at home
1569
01:43:17,632 --> 01:43:20,168
♪ Is it something that's on
Your mind?
1570
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:22,970
♪ Is it something you want
To tell me?
1571
01:43:23,004 --> 01:43:24,072
♪ The way you look me
1572
01:43:24,105 --> 01:43:27,141
♪ Someway you look me
In the eye
1573
01:43:27,175 --> 01:43:29,510
♪ Tell me he treats you well ♪
1574
01:43:53,034 --> 01:43:54,334
Fuck you!
1575
01:43:54,367 --> 01:43:55,670
The press would
eventually call this
1576
01:43:55,703 --> 01:43:57,404
"The Christmas
Factory Massacre."
1577
01:44:05,546 --> 01:44:06,714
They're shooting?
1578
01:44:09,282 --> 01:44:10,450
They're shooting?
1579
01:44:10,484 --> 01:44:13,253
- Oh, my God, they're...
- Fucking shooting!
1580
01:44:14,488 --> 01:44:15,823
Saints to ashes.
1581
01:45:00,568 --> 01:45:04,138
Charlotte, I thought
I'd lost you forever.
1582
01:45:07,008 --> 01:45:09,010
You think I'd go anywhere
without you?
1583
01:45:09,744 --> 01:45:10,778
We have to go.
1584
01:45:12,013 --> 01:45:13,648
No, wait.
1585
01:45:17,785 --> 01:45:21,656
♪ Do you really have to
Leave so soon?
1586
01:45:23,591 --> 01:45:28,361
♪ I was just about to
Paint the moon
1587
01:45:31,065 --> 01:45:33,668
♪ Like sunshine
1588
01:45:34,869 --> 01:45:40,074
♪ Just so you'd believe
The sun shines
1589
01:45:41,609 --> 01:45:45,646
♪ All night long for
You and me
1590
01:45:50,985 --> 01:45:54,655
♪ Do you really have to say
1591
01:45:54,689 --> 01:45:58,326
♪ Those tacky things
About me?
1592
01:45:58,358 --> 01:46:05,199
♪ I was really saying
Tactfully I'd set you free
1593
01:46:05,233 --> 01:46:08,803
♪ Like sunshine
1594
01:46:08,836 --> 01:46:13,875
♪ So you can light the world
Like sunshine
1595
01:46:15,676 --> 01:46:20,114
♪ For every boy and girl
Like you and me
1596
01:46:29,323 --> 01:46:31,993
♪ Was it something
1597
01:46:32,026 --> 01:46:35,428
♪ Was it something I said?
1598
01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:43,971
♪ Or
just those voices in your head
1599
01:46:44,739 --> 01:46:46,040
♪ Again
1600
01:47:01,488 --> 01:47:05,293
Wilson, Kim, Rodriguez.
1601
01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,228
What the hell?
1602
01:47:07,261 --> 01:47:08,362
Maybe they went back.
1603
01:47:10,264 --> 01:47:13,935
Or... maybe we're the only two
assholes standing around
1604
01:47:13,968 --> 01:47:16,637
this shit house waiting for
nothing to happen.
1605
01:47:16,671 --> 01:47:18,105
Back at Ray's building,
1606
01:47:18,139 --> 01:47:21,208
Detective Potts and Perry
coordinate their ambush.
1607
01:47:21,242 --> 01:47:22,243
Maybe we should calm down.
1608
01:47:23,878 --> 01:47:24,812
Yeah.
1609
01:47:25,813 --> 01:47:28,182
So who you like
in the playoffs?
1610
01:47:28,215 --> 01:47:32,286
Well, uh, which team
has the more white guys?
1611
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,287
Neither.
1612
01:47:33,321 --> 01:47:35,323
Oh, well, there's
always next year.
1613
01:47:40,761 --> 01:47:42,930
Whoever this is,
let me know your 20.
1614
01:47:44,765 --> 01:47:45,833
What the hell is going on?
1615
01:47:46,334 --> 01:47:48,436
Goddamn!
1616
01:47:48,468 --> 01:47:50,838
Let me see
what the hell's going on.
1617
01:47:51,605 --> 01:47:52,472
Fuck!
1618
01:47:52,974 --> 01:47:53,975
I need a nap.
1619
01:47:56,344 --> 01:47:59,280
Kim?
1620
01:48:00,848 --> 01:48:01,949
Rodriguez?
1621
01:48:04,318 --> 01:48:05,586
Wilson!
1622
01:48:08,656 --> 01:48:09,590
Perry?
1623
01:48:11,993 --> 01:48:14,161
Perry, is that you?
1624
01:48:14,829 --> 01:48:15,730
Perry?
1625
01:48:31,612 --> 01:48:37,251
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1626
01:48:38,519 --> 01:48:43,024
♪ Here in my hideaway
1627
01:48:45,226 --> 01:48:51,332
♪ No one can take them
From me
1628
01:48:52,299 --> 01:48:57,304
♪ Now that I'm here to stay
1629
01:48:59,006 --> 01:49:04,745
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1630
01:49:05,913 --> 01:49:08,517
♪ Want them to be
1631
01:49:09,283 --> 01:49:12,686
♪ Want them to be
1632
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:18,259
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1633
01:49:19,193 --> 01:49:24,632
♪ For you, my love
1634
01:49:26,434 --> 01:49:29,937
♪ Put it all away
For ever and ever
1635
01:49:31,105 --> 01:49:33,240
Why is it so dead around here?
1636
01:49:33,274 --> 01:49:36,777
♪ And we can live a lifeTogether and forever
1637
01:49:36,811 --> 01:49:39,246
♪ Just as long
As we're in love ♪
1638
01:49:53,461 --> 01:49:54,395
It's Duque.
1639
01:49:56,997 --> 01:49:59,733
Sit tight. I know
where Balfi is.
1640
01:50:03,270 --> 01:50:04,105
Potts?
1641
01:50:05,106 --> 01:50:06,107
Potts?
1642
01:50:08,742 --> 01:50:09,710
Perry?
1643
01:50:13,548 --> 01:50:14,516
Wilson?
1644
01:50:16,283 --> 01:50:17,586
Kim?
1645
01:50:17,618 --> 01:50:18,652
Rodriguez?
1646
01:50:21,822 --> 01:50:23,257
You know, I came by once.
1647
01:50:24,925 --> 01:50:25,826
You weren't here.
1648
01:50:26,794 --> 01:50:27,761
Where are you going?
1649
01:50:29,130 --> 01:50:30,664
To my premier.
1650
01:50:30,698 --> 01:50:32,967
To your what?
1651
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:36,103
Look, I came by to tell you
that I was leaving town.
1652
01:50:36,137 --> 01:50:39,140
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1653
01:50:39,974 --> 01:50:42,544
♪ Here in my hideaway ♪
1654
01:50:42,577 --> 01:50:44,178
Oh, wow, this is your mom?
1655
01:50:45,112 --> 01:50:46,515
Poor thing.
1656
01:50:46,548 --> 01:50:48,617
Raising little Ray must have
been a full time job, huh?
1657
01:50:50,017 --> 01:50:51,852
- She looks like she's been...
- Why are you leaving?
1658
01:50:53,487 --> 01:50:54,755
I just want to get out of here.
1659
01:50:54,788 --> 01:50:56,157
I... I want to get high.
1660
01:50:56,190 --> 01:50:57,958
I want to find a shitty
job somewhere.
1661
01:50:57,992 --> 01:50:59,460
I want to make my music.
1662
01:50:59,493 --> 01:51:01,162
I don't deserve this anymore.
1663
01:51:02,463 --> 01:51:04,231
- And Rudy.
- Rudy?
1664
01:51:04,265 --> 01:51:07,268
Yeah, Rudy.
He's a fucking crazy man.
1665
01:51:07,301 --> 01:51:08,669
Scared the hell out of me.
1666
01:51:09,703 --> 01:51:11,640
I thought you didn't see him.
1667
01:51:11,672 --> 01:51:13,674
What's the matter with you?
Of course I've seen him.
1668
01:51:13,707 --> 01:51:15,843
You can't work unless
you meet the man.
1669
01:51:15,876 --> 01:51:17,646
When were you in my apartment?
1670
01:51:17,678 --> 01:51:19,146
I wasn't in your apartment.
1671
01:51:19,180 --> 01:51:20,948
I told you that.
I just stopped by.
1672
01:51:21,849 --> 01:51:23,284
- When?
- I don't remember.
1673
01:51:23,317 --> 01:51:26,420
Look, everybody just needs
to get out of here.
1674
01:51:26,453 --> 01:51:30,157
We should start on a new country
or on an island or something.
1675
01:51:30,191 --> 01:51:33,427
Do you want me to end up
looking like your mom?
1676
01:51:33,460 --> 01:51:35,496
You know, she may not have the
chance to do the right thing anymore.
1677
01:51:35,530 --> 01:51:36,430
But I do.
1678
01:51:37,532 --> 01:51:39,166
You know, she reminds me
a lot of me.
1679
01:51:41,636 --> 01:51:43,237
My mother wasn't a whore.
1680
01:51:44,539 --> 01:51:46,040
Fuck you!
1681
01:51:46,073 --> 01:51:48,075
Do you know what a guy
once paid me?
1682
01:51:48,809 --> 01:51:49,710
Two thousand dollars.
1683
01:51:49,743 --> 01:51:51,712
Have you ever made that much?
1684
01:51:51,745 --> 01:51:53,180
Let me tell you
why I did it, Ray,
1685
01:51:53,214 --> 01:51:55,816
because if someone
offers you $2,000,
1686
01:51:55,849 --> 01:51:58,385
you fuck that person.
1687
01:51:58,419 --> 01:51:59,987
Like you wouldn't do
the same thing?
1688
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:01,255
You fucking hypocrite.
1689
01:52:01,989 --> 01:52:02,890
Isn't that how it works?
1690
01:52:02,923 --> 01:52:04,559
You buy a couple dinners.
1691
01:52:04,593 --> 01:52:05,859
Maybe a gift.
1692
01:52:05,893 --> 01:52:08,229
Just adds up to a dollar value,
you idiot!
1693
01:52:08,796 --> 01:52:10,064
So...
1694
01:52:10,097 --> 01:52:12,366
Ray, baby, let's face it,
1695
01:52:12,399 --> 01:52:14,001
adjusting for inflation,
1696
01:52:14,868 --> 01:52:16,036
your mother...
1697
01:52:17,104 --> 01:52:18,540
Don't!
1698
01:52:18,573 --> 01:52:21,075
Probably held out
for a lot less.
1699
01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:30,719
When did you see Rudy?
1700
01:52:30,751 --> 01:52:32,721
When did you give him
my script?
1701
01:52:32,753 --> 01:52:34,221
When did you give him
my script?
1702
01:52:59,413 --> 01:53:00,682
Come here.
1703
01:53:29,810 --> 01:53:31,646
No, no. Someone!
1704
01:53:32,446 --> 01:53:33,748
No. No.
1705
01:53:34,815 --> 01:53:35,784
No!
1706
01:53:42,990 --> 01:53:44,124
Please...
1707
01:53:44,992 --> 01:53:45,993
Stop...
1708
01:53:49,531 --> 01:53:50,464
Balfi.
1709
01:53:59,373 --> 01:54:00,307
Balfi.
1710
01:54:06,947 --> 01:54:07,816
Balfi.
1711
01:54:48,255 --> 01:54:49,189
Damn it.
1712
01:55:49,016 --> 01:55:51,485
I was doing MacBeth
before this, Joe!
1713
01:55:53,287 --> 01:55:54,354
Now this.
1714
01:55:56,089 --> 01:55:57,324
It's not worth my time.
1715
01:56:04,666 --> 01:56:06,467
What are you looking at?
1716
01:56:06,500 --> 01:56:10,237
Welcome to the cinematic event
of our young millennium.
1717
01:56:12,072 --> 01:56:15,275
The story of a dog
who goes undercover as a cat,
1718
01:56:15,309 --> 01:56:18,178
to report to other dogs,
what cats do.
1719
01:56:18,212 --> 01:56:20,782
But then the dogs and cats
become friends and end up
1720
01:56:20,815 --> 01:56:23,484
sleeping and living together.
1721
01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:26,688
All with some superb animation,
pretty songs,
1722
01:56:26,721 --> 01:56:29,757
and of course, it's all from
the amazing minds
1723
01:56:29,791 --> 01:56:31,091
at AZ Studios.
1724
01:56:31,124 --> 01:56:32,392
The Dog's Meow.
1725
01:56:34,596 --> 01:56:37,599
But one moment,
ladies and gentlemen,
1726
01:56:37,632 --> 01:56:39,667
distinguished members
of the industry,
1727
01:56:39,701 --> 01:56:42,035
distinguished members
of the media,
1728
01:56:42,069 --> 01:56:44,639
I would be remiss
if I did not say
1729
01:56:44,672 --> 01:56:47,575
that this film is down
to the artistry,
1730
01:56:47,609 --> 01:56:51,546
the vision, the leadership,
of just one man.
1731
01:56:54,214 --> 01:56:57,150
Sir, it would mean so
much if you spoke to the people.
1732
01:56:58,686 --> 01:57:01,088
It would be
an inspiration, sir.
1733
01:57:01,121 --> 01:57:02,690
Please. Just a few words.
1734
01:57:15,135 --> 01:57:18,840
Welcome to our
lovely extravaganza.
1735
01:57:18,873 --> 01:57:20,975
We've had a difficult year.
1736
01:57:21,009 --> 01:57:25,847
Cutbacks, many people
laid off from their jobs.
1737
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:30,752
And... we lost our award
winning Kohaku koi pond.
1738
01:57:32,352 --> 01:57:34,221
But now...
1739
01:57:34,254 --> 01:57:35,957
with the success
of this movie...
1740
01:57:38,026 --> 01:57:39,527
I could get that koi pond back.
1741
01:57:41,563 --> 01:57:42,664
Roll it!
1742
01:57:44,431 --> 01:57:45,600
The Dog's Meow, everyone.
1743
01:57:50,939 --> 01:57:53,007
I can't wait to see you
burn in hell.
1744
01:58:07,622 --> 01:58:09,222
Move your cankles.
1745
01:58:09,256 --> 01:58:11,325
We are all proud
dogs, but we are bored
1746
01:58:11,358 --> 01:58:13,293
and we have nothing
to howl about.
1747
01:58:13,327 --> 01:58:15,095
Nothing to bark about.
1748
01:58:15,128 --> 01:58:17,264
- So we've designed a plan.- To take over the cats.
1749
01:58:17,297 --> 01:58:19,433
Yeah, but who's going
to be stupid enough to...
1750
01:58:19,466 --> 01:58:20,702
- Hey.- Hey.
1751
01:58:20,735 --> 01:58:24,271
- It's Boogie.- What's a Boogie?
1752
01:58:24,304 --> 01:58:27,240
- It's a dog!- You stay right there.
1753
01:58:35,016 --> 01:58:37,885
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing
1754
01:58:37,919 --> 01:58:39,252
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1755
01:58:39,286 --> 01:58:41,923
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing
1756
01:58:41,956 --> 01:58:43,423
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1757
01:58:43,457 --> 01:58:46,027
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing ♪
1758
01:58:46,060 --> 01:58:49,296
♪ I dream of scratching
And licking myself
1759
01:58:50,698 --> 01:58:52,132
♪ And hair balls ♪
1760
01:58:52,165 --> 01:58:54,134
I'm gonna miss you too,
Pussy Maureen.
1761
01:58:54,167 --> 01:58:56,938
But now I have to bring all the
world's dogs and cats together,
1762
01:58:56,971 --> 01:58:59,641
so that we can stop the scourge
of environmental crime.
1763
01:59:00,273 --> 01:59:01,441
So long.
1764
01:59:05,647 --> 01:59:06,948
What the fuck?
1765
01:59:09,917 --> 01:59:12,053
What a fucking piece of shit.
1766
01:59:12,086 --> 01:59:14,254
It's not even a modest
piece...
1767
01:59:19,326 --> 01:59:21,696
Sir, maybe you should go home.
1768
01:59:21,729 --> 01:59:23,196
Go on, we'll catch up
with you later.
1769
01:59:24,197 --> 01:59:25,332
Sucked!
1770
01:59:27,035 --> 01:59:28,069
This is my idea!
1771
01:59:29,804 --> 01:59:31,939
This is my idea!
1772
01:59:31,973 --> 01:59:33,407
Hey, he's got a gun.
1773
01:59:35,043 --> 01:59:36,176
He's got a gun.
1774
01:59:37,277 --> 01:59:38,146
This is my idea!
1775
01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:41,849
Right now, you need to be
in the car.
1776
01:59:41,883 --> 01:59:43,417
Why are you here talking with me?
What the...
1777
01:59:54,227 --> 01:59:56,296
Well, well, well.
1778
01:59:56,329 --> 01:59:58,132
If it isn't Mr. Dickhead.
1779
01:59:58,733 --> 01:59:59,734
Oh!
1780
02:00:10,044 --> 02:00:11,478
Get the gun. Get him.
1781
02:01:19,781 --> 02:01:21,381
I'd rather
you stay.
1782
02:01:22,449 --> 02:01:24,652
You saved the neighborhood.
1783
02:01:24,685 --> 02:01:27,155
Now all the dogs
and cats are friends.
1784
02:01:32,960 --> 02:01:34,896
And in a bizarre bit
of entertainment news,
1785
02:01:34,929 --> 02:01:38,331
the Internet has been flooded
with requests for The Dog's Meow
1786
02:01:38,365 --> 02:01:40,134
after a connection was
discovered between
1787
02:01:40,168 --> 02:01:42,369
the film's creation
and last winter's holiday
1788
02:01:42,402 --> 02:01:45,305
shooting rampage involving
Raymond Carter Balfi.
1789
02:01:45,338 --> 02:01:47,909
Balfi sought revenge,
alleging that the screenplay
1790
02:01:47,942 --> 02:01:51,112
was, in his words,
"Stolen from him."
1791
02:01:51,145 --> 02:01:52,780
A commercial
and critical failure,
1792
02:01:52,814 --> 02:01:55,817
the movie found renewed interest
when AZ Studios released
1793
02:01:55,850 --> 02:01:58,252
excerpts from
Balfi's audio journal,
1794
02:01:58,286 --> 02:02:01,388
which chronicled his descent
into madness.
1795
02:02:01,421 --> 02:02:03,991
A docudrama based on
these events is in the works,
1796
02:02:04,025 --> 02:02:06,260
according to an AZ Studio
spokesperson.
1797
02:02:21,909 --> 02:02:25,378
Charlotte, darling...
1798
02:02:25,412 --> 02:02:27,815
clear the day for an emergency
production meeting.
1799
02:02:32,553 --> 02:02:34,387
Shawnathan has you for a two.
1800
02:02:36,123 --> 02:02:36,958
Shawnathan?
1801
02:02:41,494 --> 02:02:42,864
I can clear your two.
1802
02:03:02,352 --> 02:03:07,352
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1803
02:03:25,873 --> 02:03:27,575
♪ If it ain't rough
It ain't me
1804
02:03:27,608 --> 02:03:28,709
♪ So don't hate me
1805
02:03:28,743 --> 02:03:30,044
♪ 'Cause lately
I've been talkin'
1806
02:03:30,077 --> 02:03:31,612
♪ 'Bout how I'm motherfuckin'
Ready MX is
1807
02:03:31,646 --> 02:03:33,214
♪ Demon with his own venom
1808
02:03:33,247 --> 02:03:35,249
♪ He'll get rappers and shoving
Fucking microphones in 'em
1809
02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:37,652
♪ Bitch niggas just tryna hate
So they gots to get it
1810
02:03:37,685 --> 02:03:39,253
♪ But be down
You just get bap, bap
1811
02:03:39,287 --> 02:03:40,588
- ♪ Fuckin' shots are with it
- ♪ Come on
1812
02:03:40,621 --> 02:03:42,556
♪ I beat the shit out of money
'Cause yo, that's all I knew
1813
02:03:42,590 --> 02:03:44,058
♪ Look at me go
Against the grain
1814
02:03:44,091 --> 02:03:45,393
♪ 'Cause that's all I do
1815
02:03:45,425 --> 02:03:46,694
♪ I say no more except
That ass'll be beat
1816
02:03:46,727 --> 02:03:47,895
♪ Bet y'all niggas
Feel the pressure
1817
02:03:47,929 --> 02:03:49,030
♪ Passing me on the street
1818
02:03:49,063 --> 02:03:50,331
♪ Got that bugged out
Smoked out
1819
02:03:50,364 --> 02:03:51,999
♪ And drugged out flow
1820
02:03:52,033 --> 02:03:54,268
♪ But yo, empty every slug out
Yo' ass hit the floor, and yo
1821
02:03:54,302 --> 02:03:56,170
♪ I can go like I'm gone
Word is bond
1822
02:03:56,203 --> 02:03:58,739
♪ When I pull up, damn it's on
Come on
1823
02:03:58,773 --> 02:04:00,440
♪ Niggas only know
Half the script
1824
02:04:00,473 --> 02:04:01,609
♪ I'm in the strip
With the twice
1825
02:04:01,642 --> 02:04:02,910
♪ But the chimps got grip
And I...
1826
02:04:02,944 --> 02:04:04,979
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1827
02:04:05,913 --> 02:04:07,648
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
1828
02:04:07,682 --> 02:04:09,350
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1829
02:04:14,221 --> 02:04:16,857
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1830
02:04:16,891 --> 02:04:18,826
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
1831
02:04:18,859 --> 02:04:21,295
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1832
02:04:21,329 --> 02:04:23,264
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
1833
02:04:26,667 --> 02:04:27,668
♪ Goin'
1834
02:04:32,606 --> 02:04:34,809
♪ Keep holdin' on like
Simply Red
1835
02:04:34,842 --> 02:04:37,111
♪ If a motherfucker try it
Then a motherfucker dead
1836
02:04:37,144 --> 02:04:39,313
♪ Raw head with the face
Skeleton scoop
1837
02:04:39,347 --> 02:04:40,514
♪ Like the pelican
1838
02:04:40,548 --> 02:04:41,849
♪ Niggas is soft
Like gelatin
1839
02:04:41,882 --> 02:04:43,651
♪ Irrelevant
How many rhymes you got?
1840
02:04:43,684 --> 02:04:44,952
♪ You ain't got what I got
1841
02:04:44,986 --> 02:04:46,420
♪ X marks the spot
1842
02:04:46,454 --> 02:04:48,289
♪ I get high on your girl
When you was up North
1843
02:04:48,322 --> 02:04:49,590
♪ You remember me
1844
02:04:49,623 --> 02:04:51,125
♪ Runnin' up on that ass
With duck sauce
1845
02:04:51,158 --> 02:04:52,893
♪ I'm tryna hit the streets
And get heart
1846
02:04:52,927 --> 02:04:54,161
♪ With your dick hard
1847
02:04:54,195 --> 02:04:56,297
♪ Fuck around
Get your shit split apart
1848
02:04:56,330 --> 02:04:58,032
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1849
02:04:58,065 --> 02:05:00,067
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
1850
02:05:00,101 --> 02:05:02,136
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1851
02:05:03,270 --> 02:05:04,572
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
1852
02:05:04,605 --> 02:05:06,774
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
1853
02:05:08,409 --> 02:05:11,045
♪ She said, uh
Are you experienced?
1854
02:05:11,078 --> 02:05:13,214
♪ I said
Yeah, as a matter of fact
1855
02:05:14,015 --> 02:05:15,850
♪ I can be very magical
1856
02:05:15,883 --> 02:05:18,319
♪ Watch me pull a rabbit
Out your hat
1857
02:05:18,352 --> 02:05:20,621
♪ You know what I've been
Seein' blood
1858
02:05:20,654 --> 02:05:22,690
♪ Creepin' and runnin'
Through the grass
1859
02:05:22,723 --> 02:05:24,558
♪ And we been huntin'
For love
1860
02:05:24,592 --> 02:05:26,327
♪ And that's why
I want you back ♪
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