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NARRATOR: The San Racine
Valley, in Southern California.
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About a 50-minute hike
from the streets of Hollywood.
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A community made possible
by a system of cooperation
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between its residents,
its police...
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and its criminals.
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And it's where dreams
come to die.
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The following docu-drama is based
on the tape recorded journal entries
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of Raymond Balfi,
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and how the valley
was turned upside down
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- once he went after a dream of his own.
- [PLASTIC CRUNCHING]
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Our story begins
on a day like any other.
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A representative of
the criminal element arrives
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at the RV of Tiny Slotnik for
a standard day of collections.
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And to discuss
a recent drop in sales.
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And whether or not it is linked
to the rise of a competing faction
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let by a mysterious insurgent,
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only known as... Arnie.
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
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TINY: [TRANSLATING]
The product is too good.
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The product has
made many people rich.
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
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But now the system's
breaking down.
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Because the staff
have become lazy assholes.
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- [THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
- The other problem is...
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[COFFEE MUG SCRAPING ON TABLE]
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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When the staff
starts using the product.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Which makes me
wonder about your friend here.
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- [THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
- 'Cause this motherfucker...
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[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
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...has got to be the worst
drug dealer I've ever seen.
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Is he retarded, or an idiot?
Tell him what I said...
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- No. He's just naturally the way he is.
- [IN ENGLISH] So?
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What happened with the money
we expect every week?
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TINY: Busy, I guess. You know,
you get busy,
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and you don't have
all the time to...
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- To do... What?
- RAY: I'm writing a screenplay.
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- I'm writing a movie screenplay.
- He writes screenplays.
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You know, like,
for the movies.
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[EXCLAIMING IN SPANISH]
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- [CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
- [TRANSLATING] Seriously?
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Anything I would know?
Anything with Meryl Streep?
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[THE EMISSARY EXCLAIMS]
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- [CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
- Everybody out here thinks
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they're an artist or a writer.
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But unless
it has Meryl Streep...
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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You know who else was great?
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Oh.
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- [IN ENGLISH] Barbara Streisand.
- TINY: Barbara Streisand.
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- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Oh, that voice.
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[THE EMISSARY VOCALIZING
IN HIGH-PITCH VOICE]
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[SNIFFLES]
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[CONTINUES VOCALIZING]
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- [THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
- TINY: Yeah.
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[THE EMISSARY
CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
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Yeah.
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[IN ENGLISH] Do you understand?
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Do you understand?
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- [LOUDLY] Do you understand?
- Si!
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Okay, just checking.
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- [DOOR SHUTS]
- [CAR ENGINE STARTS]
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[THE EMISSARY SPEAKS SPANISH]
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[COUGHING]
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That was an emissary
to Mr. Aquanikkio.
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RAY: Who?
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[SHOUTING] God damn it, Ray!
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How many times do I have
to tell you his name?
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Rudy Aquanikkio!
Get your head out of your ass.
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[CRUTCH CLICKING]
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Hey, Tiny. I finished
my screenplay script.
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Wanna hear my plea?
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- Do you wanna hear my plea?
- "Pitch!"
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It's called a "pitch."
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And, no, I don't.
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This is what
you're supposed to focus on.
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Now, get your act together
or you'll get us both killed.
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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NARRATOR: Our story continues
on a day like any other.
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- A select group of policemen standby a nearby crime scene...
- [SNORING]
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...earning their second income.
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- An income provided by the criminal element.
- [PERRY SNORING]
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- [DUQUE SNIFFLES]
- Soon they will respond to a call
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about a crime that they know
has already been committed.
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[SNIFFLES]
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Is it about a woman?
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What?
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POTTS: The call.
Is it about a woman?
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- No.
- Is it drugs?
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Is the call about drugs?
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No.
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Don't worry about it, she'll call.
And maybe she'll bring drugs.
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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[DOOR CLANKS OPEN]
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It should be unlocked.
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[DOOR CREAKING OPEN]
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[DOG BARKING]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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♪ I'm the king of the night
Rockin' on down the road
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♪ You can live your fantasy
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♪ Rock that body
To the early light
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♪ King of the night
Rockin' on down the road
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♪ You can live your fantasy
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♪ Rock that body
To the early light ♪
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- [GAGS]
- POTTS: Did you find something?
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Step in the blood.
It helps contaminate the scene.
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You wanted the higher pay rate,
that's what you gotta do. Okay?
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Goddamn, look at that.
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It's like Rudy's
gone full cartel.
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The rooms are clear.
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Hey, Perry,
come on, look at this.
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I'm fine over here.
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All right, look, we got
a lot of sweeping to do.
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We look for
tire tracks, footprints,
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whatever...
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- [DUQUE GAGS]
- Duque!
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Everybody goes through this, okay?
You'll be fine.
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Don't worry about it.
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[DUQUE VOMITING]
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It's pretty easy.
I think we got everything.
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I called for backup
20 minutes ago.
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Man, I hope I never
have to call 911.
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[DUQUE SIGHS]
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Here, I, uh, thought
you might like this...
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It's your drug screen.
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I'm tight with the boys in the
lab, and they thought, uh,
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I should be the one
to give it to you.
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I can't read
that shit right now.
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POTTS: Says you're clean.
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See? I told you.
[SNIFFLES] No drugs.
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- It also says you're pregnant.
- [SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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Congratulations.
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I hope she calls.
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[SPANISH GUITAR
MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[GAGGING]
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- [RAY READING]
- [COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[KNOCKING CONTINUES URGENTLY]
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- [DOOR CREAKS]
- Hey, Doctor!
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- Delgado.
- I just wanna let you know that, uh,
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the baby is shitting
something awful tonight.
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Could be the colic.
He'll be crying... a lot.
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Maybe you could give me
something to, you know...
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help me sleep.
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- Supply's low. Sorry.
- Bullshit.
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It's Monday. A Monday which
lands after the grace period.
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- I dropped it off...
- On the tenth, you dropped it off
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- Grace period ends on the tenth.
- After 2:00 p.m.
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Banks close. Banks charge.
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So, why don't you pay the
standard late fee to, you know,
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help me sleep.
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[FAINT RADIO MUSIC
IN BACKGROUND]
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[RAY WHISPERING] Shit.
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Yo. You hear about Maureen?
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She done a softball team.
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The bench... everyone.
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[CHUCKLES] The umpire
might've gotten some too.
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[DELGADO LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY]
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That... that team actually
got their ass kicked.
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But, nobody struck out
that night, I tell ya.
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[LAUGHING, EXCLAIMING
IN EXCITEMENT]
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Wow, thank you, doctor.
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[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]
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Say, what's with all the...
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RAY: And the movie is called...
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- [SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
- The Dog's Meow.
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And it's about a dog
who wears a cat suit,
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so he can go undercover
as a cat.
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And then go back and tells
the dogs what they do.
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But then, after a while,
he starts to like the cats.
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And the the cats and the dogs
become friends,
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- and then they end up sleeping and living together.
- [FLIES BUZZING]
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NARRATOR: Ray Balfi, in his earliest
tape recorded journal entries,
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he swore that he would
never go back to jail.
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And instead,
would devote himself to the arts.
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- [COW MOOING ON TV]
- So, he decided to break in.
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By tackling what he believed to be the
lowest and easiest medium to break into.
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The art of screenwriting.
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To improve as a writer,
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Ray made an effort to invite
more diversity into his life.
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So, he joined
a variety of workshops.
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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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NARRATOR: Ray felt encouraged
as he was often invited back.
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RAY: I hope you enjoy
my cool characters.
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Boogie, the dog.
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Groovy, the senior citizen dog.
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- [ROMANTIC MUSICAL NOTES]
- And Pussy Maureen.
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I hope you like cartoons
as much as I do.
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Sincerely...
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[LAUGHTER ON TV]
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97, 98, 99, 100.
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Anything you do a hundred
times, is bound to pay off.
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Something good
is gonna come from this.
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[APPLAUSE ON TV]
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[BABY CRYING NEXT DOOR]
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
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[BABY MEWLING]
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[BABY CRYING LOUDER]
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[BABY WAILING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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RAY: Today, I will get the script
copies made. One hundred of them.
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The studios will pay, like,
$10 million for a good screenplay script.
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So I have to protect it
at all times.
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I should see that $10 million
in about four, six weeks.
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I bet Delgado sold the
stuff I gave him last night.
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Won't have to put up
with much more of this.
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Wow. $10 million.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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I will be able to afford
a better place soon.
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- MAN: Yeah.
- [THUDS TO FLOOR]
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RAY: I spent a lot of time
thinking about my life.
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That money might help me
get away from here, but...
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to be truly happy,
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I gotta take something with me.
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♪ Momma always told me not to
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♪ Look to the sky
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♪ 'Cause the eyes
Will fill and well up
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♪ With the rain
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♪ Reading all the pages
With headlines
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♪ Now facing down
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♪ Happy eyes rain to the floor
From all the pain ♪
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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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- [JEHT MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
- [SONG PLAYING ON PHONE]
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Excuse me.
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Wonder what my baby's thinking.
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RAY: Excuse me.
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- Is baby thinking about me?
- Sir!
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[SONG CONTINUES ON PHONE]
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Hey, baby can wait?
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Welcome to CopyCopy. Home for all
your copying and shipping needs.
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It's where we love to copy.
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[LOUDLY] It's where
we love to copy.
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00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,175
I'd like a hundred copies
made of this.
242
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,877
Sent to these locations.
243
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,018
What else you got
in your satchel?
244
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,288
Just the scripts.
245
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,857
- Bullshit.
- [PAPER RUSTLING]
246
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,793
You know,
we gladly give discounts.
247
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,831
[THUMPING PACKETS ON TABLE]
248
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,332
[PLASTIC CRINKLING]
249
00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,538
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
250
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,007
- [SLAPS] Look at me.
- GIRL: Hm?
251
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,209
Come on.
252
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,919
- [COPIER BEEPS]
- I was hoping I could copy it myself.
253
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,322
- [COPIER WHIRRING]
- It's my movie screenplay.
254
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,726
It's a cartoon.
255
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,993
[COPIER SPUTTERING]
256
00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:56,897
- I was hoping I could copy it myself.
- [COPIER RATTLING]
257
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,032
I'm gonna be a millionaire.
258
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,238
I am very disappointed
in you, Raymond.
259
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,008
Imagine how I felt
when I check up on you
260
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,544
and I find you've been
dealing on the side?
261
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,046
Don't worry how I know.
262
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,583
Parole officer
just knows these things.
263
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:18,887
- I'm gonna stop. I'm working...
- Ah, hell.
264
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,556
I guess Rudy's
got a hold on you too, huh?
265
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,925
- Rudy Aqua... [SPUTTERS]
- SMITTY: Yeah.
266
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,427
Damn bastard.
267
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,929
Cops are either
too afraid to fight him,
268
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,231
or they're
on the take themselves.
269
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,700
He's going down, though.
270
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,571
I'm gonna overlook this, Ray.
271
00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:39,940
But promise me,
you'll keep this low-key.
272
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,376
Small dollars, small sales.
273
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,745
You understand me?
274
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,583
[WITH EMPHASIS]
Do you understand me?
275
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,453
Yes, sir.
276
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,455
[CHUCKLING] Good.
277
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,157
Come, walk me out.
278
00:15:57,191 --> 00:16:00,427
Say, Ray.
You know what I do when I'm...
279
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,096
dealing with these knuckleheads
out on the street?
280
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,199
- No.
- Keep a set of one-liners.
281
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,301
In case somebody
gets in my face.
282
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,971
Like, if someone starts bitching at
me, I tell 'em,
283
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:14,809
"Well, Looks like you're up the
shitty creek, buddy." [CHUCKLING]
284
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,310
But this is my favorite.
285
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,448
I tell 'em, "You see this ring?
286
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:24,552
It's ruby-red, diamond studded.
287
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:27,689
Shines from a mile away."
288
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,959
[VEHEMENTLY] "But you just let me
know if you ever want a closer look."
289
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:35,262
[CHUCKLING] And...
and then, they get all...
290
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,398
fucked up, like,
they don't know what to do.
291
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,801
[LAUGHING]
292
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,803
- Oh, shit.
- [PHONE RINGTONE SQUAWKING]
293
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,005
Aw, jeez.
294
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,276
Hey, Smitty,
I finished my movie screenplay.
295
00:16:49,811 --> 00:16:51,178
Mm-hm.
296
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,714
- I'm gonna be a millionaire.
- That's wonderful, Ray.
297
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,949
I read this article on the guy
that wrote Howard the Duck.
298
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,519
- I heard he made a ton of money on...
- Hey, listen.
299
00:16:57,552 --> 00:16:58,720
I gotta go.
300
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,990
- Ray...
- [HARP SOFTLY STRUMMING]
301
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,958
I don't get a chance
to say this often.
302
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:08,328
But I almost
consider you like a son.
303
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,764
[HARP NOTES CONTINUE]
304
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,232
Make me proud!
305
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,736
Like I was saying,
I finished my movie...
306
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,838
Oh, and Ray, next time?
307
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,040
Hide the satchels.
308
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:24,879
That's how I knew.
309
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:28,783
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
310
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,720
[RAY KNOCKING ON GLASS]
311
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,289
Any mail for me?
312
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,425
[VOICE MUFFLED THROUGH GLASS] I'm
waiting for the studio to write me back.
313
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,095
It's my screenplay.
314
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,467
What do you mean, you're quitting?
Is this about that screenplay?
315
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,573
Ray, how do you think
I got to L.A.?
316
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:54,742
I moved here
right after I saw Goodfellas.
317
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,345
The movie?
318
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,381
No, the barbershop quartet...
Of course, the fucking movie.
319
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,885
- I had a killer script.
- Well, what happened?
320
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:07,120
Hollywood bullshit politics,
you know.
321
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,090
It's a shame too,
'cause it was a beautiful story
322
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:14,227
about an ugly chick who screws her
way to the top of her sorority.
323
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,163
- It sounds pretty cool.
- Yeah.
324
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,100
But everything
works out for a reason.
325
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,338
I mean, look at me now.
326
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:28,208
God damn it, motherfuck...
Stupid dogs. Ugh.
327
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,744
My script's cool too.
328
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,579
It's about a dog
that goes undercover...
329
00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:35,215
Ray, you know how many writers end
up shaving foam off of coffee cups
330
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,052
'cause they're too stupid
to realize their scripts suck?
331
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,289
You could end up at a coffee-house, Ray.
Or worse.
332
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,726
Do you know Mr. Telleger?
333
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,062
Hm. Let me introduce you.
334
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:49,998
Hey, Mr. Telleger.
335
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,768
I'm not buying.
336
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,737
I just want you to meet Ray.
337
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,106
- He's a screenwriter.
- So?
338
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,974
Maybe you could
give him some advice?
339
00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,377
I can't.
I'm working on a project.
340
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,946
Oh, yeah?
Could you tell us what it is?
341
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,652
I'm developing a font
to convey sarcasm.
342
00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:14,287
Don't people
use quotation marks for that?
343
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,358
- Fuck the quotation marks!
- Okay. Catch you later, Tel.
344
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,996
Come on.
345
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,566
- He's a writer, too?
- TINY: He was one of the busiest.
346
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,002
And then, one year,
he decided to do a pet project,
347
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,672
called Darling Ricochet.
Did shit.
348
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,641
And before he could quit,
the town already fired him.
349
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:41,448
The key to self-acceptance
is finding your center.
350
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:46,788
I'm at peace and totally
connected with my surroundings.
351
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,925
God damn it, motherfucking shit!
352
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,660
My script doesn't suck.
353
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:55,797
- [DOG BARKING]
- Look, you don't wanna help me, Ray? Fine.
354
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,532
I can do this myself.
355
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,467
I got it made out here.
356
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,237
Wanna know why?
'Cause I'm handicapped.
357
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,339
Best thing
that ever happened to me.
358
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:10,645
Nobody messes with a handicapped guy.
It's code.
359
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,613
My script's gonna make
millions of dollars.
360
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,718
[EMPHATICALLY] Just do
your job, Ray.
361
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,421
You're lucky I don't tell
the big boss about you.
362
00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:27,294
What do you mean?
Rudy Okonukio?
363
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,396
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
364
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:34,736
♪ Brooklyn niggas hold it down
Bronx niggas hold it down
365
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,004
♪ Queens niggas hold it down
366
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:39,073
♪ Uptown niggas hold it down
367
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:42,009
♪ Half a brick on a block
Let it float around
368
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:45,079
♪ Give me couple of weeks
We gonna rule the town
369
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:50,283
[RUDY SIGHS,
MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
370
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:54,989
♪ Now they got the shit
taped off Numbers scraped off
371
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:57,692
He's here... but he's not.
372
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:00,862
[RUDY SIGHS]
373
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,331
[SNORTS, GRUNTS]
374
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:08,069
♪ I was breaking fools Fuck
being broke I was making moves ♪
375
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,204
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
376
00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:16,343
RUDY: Shawnathan!
377
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,312
- [CHUCKLES]
- You look fantastic.
378
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,681
- RUDY: Ah, you too.
- [SHAWNATHAN LAUGHS]
379
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:26,254
So, I asked for The Man,
they bring me the boss.
380
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,424
It's like saying,
"You're the second in command."
381
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,128
- Or like a...
- Like a vice president.
382
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,998
Exactly! Please, have a seat.
383
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:43,137
So, tell me, what cross shall
we bear for you today?
384
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,908
Well, Rudy,
things are going... well.
385
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,243
We have a few films in motion.
386
00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:52,580
Of course, the product
is moving well.
387
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:56,884
- But The Man and I have a few concerns.
- RUDY: Tell me.
388
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,452
What are these... these sacks?
389
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,656
[SNORTS] The satchels.
390
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:02,690
[SOFTLY] Whatever.
391
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,326
Safe and hermetic
transportation of product.
392
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,563
With separate compartments
for cash and weapons.
393
00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:11,599
They can be couriered
by bicycle, foot.
394
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:15,468
And they make great identifiers for the
cops who know the one golden rule...
395
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,370
BOTH: You don't fuck
with the satchels.
396
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,677
All right, but this here
is a camera case.
397
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,146
That's a bowling ball bag.
398
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:29,317
And of course, we have the ever-present...
Spiderman backpack.
399
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,987
Yeah, but look, put a piece
of duct tape on it with an "X".
400
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,990
- No, we put a "O".
- An "X".
401
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,125
- [SNORTS]
- MAN 1: We put a "O" on the damn bag.
402
00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:40,962
- Look, yesterday we said fucking "O"... No.
- MAN 2: "X". Fucking "X".
403
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,997
- Do you see?
- Fuck you.
404
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,532
Got it all under control.
405
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,534
[MIMICS BRITISH ACCENT]
"Rudy, I don't think
406
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,336
we're going to be
doing that today."
407
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,971
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Who the fuck
does he think he is?
408
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:51,572
Fuck. Fuck!
409
00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:53,174
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
410
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,475
NARRATOR: Like most meetings
with Shawnathan, this one ended
411
00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:57,845
with Rudy yelling "Fuck"
and swinging a bat.
412
00:22:57,879 --> 00:23:00,480
It was bad enough that he was
grilled over the satchels.
413
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,382
But then he fell
under heavy criticism
414
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,385
over his handling
of the "Arnie" situation.
415
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,555
What's this guy, "Arnie"?
That's his name, right?
416
00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:09,257
[RUDY CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS]
417
00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,259
Dude's a myth.
418
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,460
Why have you been
cleaning house, then?
419
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:16,530
Going around, chopping up all
your dealers looking for him.
420
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,465
Just keep fucking up, Rudy.
421
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,369
'Cause when you go down,
we'll gladly deal with him.
422
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:25,706
Say hi to Charlotte.
423
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:29,277
NARRATOR: Charlotte.
Once one of Rudy's preeminent party girls.
424
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:31,245
But she had left him
to work in the hills
425
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,347
- with Shawnathan and The Man.
- What?
426
00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:37,018
NARRATOR: Rudy would often call to
lure her back with lame offers, like...
427
00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:41,022
second-rate web channel
entertainment reporter jobs.
428
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:44,258
She would graciously thank him
and end the conversation with...
429
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,560
Ah, I wish I could hold you.
430
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,829
- [RUDY SCREAMING] Fuck! Fuck!
- Whoa, whoa!
431
00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:50,698
NARRATOR: But like
most savage beasts,
432
00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:53,034
Rudy was tamed
by the power of music.
433
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,036
Or rather by performing music.
434
00:23:56,604 --> 00:24:00,541
- Yeah, Rudy, play a song!
- WOMAN: Yeah, come on, Rudy.
435
00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:03,077
NARRATOR: His cohort Brandon
would often hand him a guitar
436
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,679
to get him to calm down.
437
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:07,548
Rudy was often encouraged
to sing his break-out single,
438
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,185
Go, or Do You Really Have to
Leave, in parentheses,
439
00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:13,821
which played
on heavy rotation on NPR
440
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:18,059
from March 1998
until the end of March 1998.
441
00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:23,531
RUDY: ♪ Do you really
have To leave so soon?
442
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:32,106
♪ I was just about
To paint the moon
443
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:36,177
♪ Like sunshine
444
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:40,348
♪ Just so you'd believe
445
00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:44,085
♪ The sun shines
446
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:49,023
♪ All night long
For you and me
447
00:24:49,056 --> 00:24:50,925
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
448
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:56,063
- [WOMAN LAUGHING]
- [MAN MUTTERING]
449
00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:59,333
RUDY:
♪ Do you really have... ♪
450
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,634
[MAN CONTINUES
MUTTERING, LAUGHING]
451
00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:04,572
[GUITAR THUDS, STRING TWANGS]
452
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,677
- [GUITAR CRASHING]
- [GUITAR NOTE RINGS OUT]
453
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,814
RUDY: Thanks. You were right.
The guitar helped.
454
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,217
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
455
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:26,360
RAY: A new car? $5,000.
456
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:29,497
A new house? $50,000.
457
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:34,635
A comfortable bed, shopping,
a chance to go around the world.
458
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,371
To cool places
like Orange County,
459
00:25:38,105 --> 00:25:40,775
TJ, Orlando.
460
00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:42,443
Every dream will come true.
461
00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:45,980
Once the studios buy my script,
I'll have everything I need.
462
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,315
A little for myself,
and the rest for...
463
00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:51,619
- RAY: Maureen?
- Ray?
464
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:57,758
- What are you doing, silly?
- Taking out the trash.
465
00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,226
Well, where have you been?
466
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,530
I've been... busy.
467
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,564
- Oh, yeah. Monday was the other day, wasn't it?
- [FLIES BUZZING]
468
00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:06,567
Well, would you actually try
to sell the product this time?
469
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,569
That way you can afford
to see me.
470
00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:11,238
- Okay. I will.
- [FLIES BUZZING]
471
00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:13,674
Just wait till you see
what I've done with the place.
472
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,910
I had to hide all my
personal stuff though.
473
00:26:15,943 --> 00:26:17,812
'Cause some jerk
stole my picture.
474
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,047
My prom picture.
475
00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:24,018
- [CAR HONKING]
- Well, I gotta go, but come see me.
476
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,689
RAY: Bye.
477
00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:31,759
I don't need much. Something good
is definitely gonna come from this.
478
00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:34,361
[POWER SHUTS OFF]
479
00:26:34,395 --> 00:26:36,363
I'll be able to afford
a better place soon.
480
00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:38,966
And all I have to do
is stay out of trouble.
481
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:42,436
COP: Ray Balfi,
would you come with us, please?
482
00:26:45,574 --> 00:26:46,575
[LIVELY MUSIC ENDING]
483
00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,644
Hello. Duque.
484
00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,713
NARRATOR: Back at the police
station, Detective Duque sulks
485
00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,049
- over his pregnant girlfriend having left him.
- Are you okay?
486
00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:58,285
NARRATOR: Duque had spent the
prior night fighting with Tammy.
487
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:01,288
She was leaving him
to raise the child on her own.
488
00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:03,624
Duque had longed
for the love of a child.
489
00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:05,426
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
490
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,429
His decision to work for Rudy
Aquanikkio was the last straw.
491
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:09,763
Bye.
492
00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:11,265
- Wait.
- [SCREEN CLICKS OFF]
493
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,568
Perry, you ever get
this messed up over a woman?
494
00:27:13,602 --> 00:27:18,105
Man, you know me.
I got 99 bitches, and not a problem one.
495
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:20,908
What you got is 99 corndogs.
That's what you got.
496
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:25,746
- Whatever. I'm taking a nap.
- POTTS: Hm.
497
00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,948
- We got that thing.
- PERRY: Take Duque.
498
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,752
What do you say, Duque?
499
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,256
Feel like doing your civic duty?
500
00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:38,425
We got a real loser
downstairs in interrogation.
501
00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:41,395
[PRISON DOORS CLICKING,
BUZZING OPEN]
502
00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:42,863
- POTTS: Sit down.
- [CHAIR CLUNKS]
503
00:27:44,765 --> 00:27:49,103
All right. Let's see what we...
Mr. Raymond Balfi.
504
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,971
I am concerned detective...
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
505
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:54,074
And this is concerned detective...
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
506
00:27:54,108 --> 00:27:56,645
What do you do
for a living, there, uh, Ray?
507
00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:59,581
County labor pool.
508
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:00,981
What do you do on the side?
509
00:28:02,383 --> 00:28:05,953
- I'm in the industry.
- [POTTS CHUCKLES]
510
00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:09,023
Does your industry job include
selling product for Tiny Slotnik?
511
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,026
To uh, uh...
512
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:16,063
veterans, poor minorities, kids.
513
00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:19,500
- I don't sell to kids.
- POTTS: But you do sell to someone, right?
514
00:28:19,534 --> 00:28:20,935
Then tell me about Arnie.
515
00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:24,271
- Who?
- Arnie.
516
00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:27,007
Come on, Balfi. He's the biggest
name on the street right now.
517
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,043
Is he tall, short, Latino,
Black, white, what?
518
00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:31,879
I know Tiny.
519
00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,715
And this guy, Rudy Aqua...
520
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,417
Rudy Aqua, Aqua...
Whatever, okay?
521
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:39,654
We don't care about him.
Tell me everything you know about Arnie.
522
00:28:39,688 --> 00:28:42,056
- Can I go?
- POTTS: Oh, you're not going anywhere.
523
00:28:42,089 --> 00:28:44,559
- I didn't do anything.
- POTTS: Yeah, we're gonna hold you for 72 hours.
524
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,227
You can't hold me.
I didn't do anything.
525
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,329
Why would I let a piece of shit
like you back out on the street
526
00:28:48,362 --> 00:28:50,197
- to sell product to kids?
- Because I didn't do anything.
527
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:52,032
I don't sell to fucking...
528
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,335
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
529
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,870
Feel that one, Ray? Huh?
Did you feel that?
530
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:59,807
You better tell me what I wanna
know about Arnie right now.
531
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,775
My partner here,
he's getting sort of pissed.
532
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:06,548
Looks like
you're up shitty creek.
533
00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:09,216
POTTS: Oh! Whoa! Ray, Ray.
534
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,151
Ah, come on.
535
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:13,420
That's it, that's it.
That's enough. Ah, shit.
536
00:29:14,221 --> 00:29:15,690
[FISTS THUDDING]
537
00:29:17,992 --> 00:29:20,794
- [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
- [WATER DRIPPING]
538
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,314
SMITTY: I'm very disappointed
in you, Ray.
539
00:29:58,799 --> 00:29:59,900
[MUSIC ENDS]
540
00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:04,805
RUDY: [WHISPERING]
Fuck. Fucking...
541
00:30:07,908 --> 00:30:10,277
Fuck.
542
00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,980
- BRANDON: Rudy, this is a bad idea.
- RUDY: Shut up.
543
00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:14,415
And let me see.
544
00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:17,351
- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CAR ALARM DINGING]
545
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,455
RUDY: What happened?
546
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,823
BRANDON: We got word on some
dude shakin' down the dealers.
547
00:30:24,158 --> 00:30:26,026
We found him.
There was a chase.
548
00:30:26,795 --> 00:30:28,128
We ended up in the canyon.
549
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,097
Big shootout.
550
00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:32,166
He got shot in the neck.
551
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,369
Is it that Arnie bitch?
552
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:38,038
Didn't get a chance
to... to ask, but...
553
00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:39,774
he had satchels with him.
554
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:41,810
RUDY: Smitty needs to know.
555
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:43,545
Son of a bitch needs to know.
556
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,214
That's my Frankie boy
in there.
557
00:30:48,817 --> 00:30:50,785
Rudy, this is Steve.
558
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,521
RUDY: You open this gate.
559
00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:56,423
Open it now or I swear I will
scream up and down this block.
560
00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:58,058
Rudy?
561
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:00,361
Charlotte?
562
00:31:00,394 --> 00:31:01,395
What are you doing?
563
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:08,001
Just... waiting out here
for some hospitality
564
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,604
and maybe a smile from
a beautiful woman.
565
00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:12,139
Maybe you could give me both.
566
00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,907
Do you promise to stay calm?
567
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:15,976
For you? Yes.
568
00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:17,978
I'm going to buzz you in,
569
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:21,683
but Urkel and the Crocodile Dundee
motherfucker have to stay outside.
570
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:29,591
Hey! What the hell
room is this?
571
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,427
The room...
572
00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:35,630
is a room.
573
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,898
Up against the wall, please.
574
00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,880
I hope you don't mind,
Mr. Aquanikkio.
575
00:31:53,681 --> 00:31:54,616
- Turn.
- [GRUNTS]
576
00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,755
Excuse me,
I'll give that to him.
577
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:06,861
Hey, buddy.
578
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:19,641
Can you fix me a drink?
579
00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:21,776
I'll be all right.
580
00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:26,915
[CALM MUSIC PLAYING]
581
00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:29,551
Rudy's here.
582
00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:33,053
Charlotte let him in, I didn't.
583
00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,322
I told him not to come,
but he doesn't listen to me.
584
00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,759
He doesn't listen to anyone.
585
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,661
You know, I told you
not to trust that idiot.
586
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,930
But you don't listen
to me either, you just...
587
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,964
sit here listening
to your fucking Kenny G
588
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:46,967
and wearing your gay boy
sandals and you never fucking...
589
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:49,571
Um...
590
00:32:49,604 --> 00:32:52,607
Just... just forget about
what I said.
591
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,610
I am under a lot of pressure
and... and you know me, I...
592
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:57,211
I speak before I think.
593
00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,714
Just go back. Go...
go back and rewind.
594
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,835
♪ I couldn't stand the pain
595
00:33:20,869 --> 00:33:24,873
♪ From the cold of missing you
And years of pouring rain ♪
596
00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:27,174
Say, baby,
597
00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,510
what do you call this?
598
00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:31,445
[SIGHS] California Zinfandel.
599
00:33:32,246 --> 00:33:33,848
California Zinfandel.
600
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:37,050
I like it.
601
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:47,962
So, are you any better off
just because you're in here?
602
00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:50,030
I have an important position.
603
00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:51,799
Lots of responsibilities.
604
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,569
So you lick stamps.
605
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:56,871
Check his playlists.
606
00:33:57,939 --> 00:33:58,873
Beats working for you.
607
00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:00,808
You're nothing but furniture.
608
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:02,577
How'd you like to come back
and be the queen?
609
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:04,879
Instead of the throne.
610
00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:06,179
Rule in hell.
611
00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:07,849
I'm talking about
no more tricks.
612
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:11,418
I'll get you that
entertainment reporter job.
613
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,421
The one that Shawnathan
didn't tell you about.
614
00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:17,324
[SCOFFS] Give him a break.
The guy's ambitious.
615
00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:19,861
[SCOFFS] I know that
he wants to take my place.
616
00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,399
And I know that he wants
to take The Man's place.
617
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:30,070
[CHUCKLES] Laugh out very loud.
He's not quite there yet.
618
00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,573
Is that why you haven't
fucked him yet?
619
00:34:31,606 --> 00:34:32,974
How do you know I haven't?
620
00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:33,908
What about The Man?
621
00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:39,647
You know that
I would kill for you?
622
00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:42,684
Kill? Not die?
623
00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:45,252
Laugh out very loud.
624
00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:46,921
We're not quite there yet.
625
00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:48,121
[THUDDING]
626
00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:55,495
Oh, hey, buddy,
627
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:56,898
we were just chatting
about you.
628
00:34:58,398 --> 00:34:59,867
Say, what's wrong
with your eye?
629
00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:01,201
The Man will see you now.
630
00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:05,640
Later, I'm sure.
631
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:12,013
♪ And you can stay anyway
632
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,983
♪ And we can go... ♪
633
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:32,533
You're drunk. You're high.
634
00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:37,839
And it's winter in your nose.
635
00:35:37,872 --> 00:35:40,575
- So nice of you to drop by.
- Thought I'd deliver this personally.
636
00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:52,252
Thought I'd see where all
my hard work has been going.
637
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:55,023
There's been a lot of sacrifice
for this operation.
638
00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:56,824
Lots of people going down.
639
00:35:58,258 --> 00:35:59,259
Going down for you.
640
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:02,664
You know what people say
about guys like you?
641
00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:06,668
With houses like these
up in the hills.
642
00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:09,570
They say, "What kind of
an asshole lives in a house
643
00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:11,739
against a mountain held up
by two sticks."
644
00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:14,776
Guys like you live so high up
that you don't even know
645
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,343
how things work
down on the ground.
646
00:36:18,646 --> 00:36:21,516
But maybe one day
the ground shifts
647
00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:23,651
and all this will come
crumbling down.
648
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,187
All the way to Franklin Avenue.
649
00:36:37,065 --> 00:36:37,899
Rudy.
650
00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,036
Even though you may dress
like a pimp,
651
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,405
you're still very much a whore.
652
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,244
[WHISPERS] Learn to live below
the line, Rudy.
653
00:36:57,919 --> 00:36:59,319
It's all about to go down now.
654
00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,991
It's one thing to go to the
other side of the hill, Rudy.
655
00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:05,325
- [HUMMING]
- It's another to stand on top
656
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:07,427
of the hill and beat your chest.
657
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,697
People disappear
around this guy all the time.
658
00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:11,099
No sign, no trace.
659
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:15,002
He provided some bankroll.
660
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:18,673
Trustfund punk.
We put all this together.
661
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:21,308
Yeah, and he can take it away
just like that. [SNAPS FINGERS]
662
00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:22,744
I've been in this valley
too long.
663
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,382
Who am I if I can't get out
of the 818?
664
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,452
Who are you?
665
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:35,489
You got all the money you need.
666
00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,892
You get fucked
anytime you want.
667
00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,360
We got the most efficient
system in these streets.
668
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:43,231
Our product is in every party
in this town.
669
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,899
You wanna mess all that up
by getting us killed.
670
00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:52,807
You think I'm fucking around
with you?
671
00:37:57,912 --> 00:37:59,312
[PIANO NOTE RINGS OUT]
672
00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:02,482
I do believe...
673
00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:09,356
it's time for you to catch up.
674
00:38:10,992 --> 00:38:12,960
[FLAME HISSING]
675
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:23,303
It is of the utmost importance that we control
the influences that enter this house.
676
00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:26,641
Do we now understand this?
Charlotte, darling...
677
00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:31,311
go through these.
678
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,412
See what you can do with this.
679
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:48,863
Shawnathan, check it out.
680
00:38:50,598 --> 00:38:54,302
Look, pal, okay?
I'm trying to apologize to you.
681
00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,537
All right, here.
I got something for you.
682
00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:00,373
That ain't gonna work. Here.
683
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:02,910
There you go.
684
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,379
Coupon, 10% off your
dry cleaning.
685
00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:08,149
But use it soon.
686
00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:14,989
Strength in the community,
right?
687
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:16,958
One together.
688
00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:19,060
Asshole.
689
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,595
See you later.
690
00:39:20,628 --> 00:39:24,665
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
691
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,716
TAMMY: I'm not sure
that I love you.
692
00:39:44,285 --> 00:39:45,920
Not enough to raise this baby.
693
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:51,225
I know you're mad.
This is about Rudy.
694
00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,896
- Have you ever heard...
- NARRATOR: Duque agreed to sit quietly and be lectured.
695
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:58,199
Tammy began recalling
an incident involving Rudy
696
00:39:58,232 --> 00:39:59,533
and her good friend Sheeky.
697
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,337
An incident that Duque
was hoping to forget.
698
00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:06,841
Sheeky was a popular socialite,
699
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:10,011
and a skilled dancer
and percussionist.
700
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:14,414
Rudy presented some hot moves
and asked her to dance.
701
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:15,616
- [CONGA NOTE RINGS OUT]
- She said yes.
702
00:40:17,952 --> 00:40:19,387
[LATIN BEAT PLAYING]
703
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:24,125
They danced.
704
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:26,928
They talked.
705
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:30,497
Everything seemed
to be going well
706
00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:33,768
right up until the moment that
Rudy asked Sheeky for a blowjob,
707
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:38,873
Rudy then offered her $100.
708
00:40:38,906 --> 00:40:42,777
Sheeky then told him that if his
cock came anywhere near her mouth,
709
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,745
she would snap her teeth
together like a pitbull
710
00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:46,981
and spit it to the floor
for him to cry over.
711
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:49,984
Rudy then came back with,
712
00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:51,886
"Look, it's not like
I'm offering you 20..."
713
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,758
[PANTING]
714
00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:01,762
Later on, they slipped
something into her drink.
715
00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,400
She woke up with
all of her teeth gone,
716
00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:09,303
yanked from her mouth
as she slept.
717
00:41:09,337 --> 00:41:12,406
And under her pillow,
there was $20.
718
00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:21,248
With his imagination
being his most powerful weapon,
719
00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:23,417
the question now echoed,
720
00:41:23,451 --> 00:41:25,119
"What was Rudy
capable of next?"
721
00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:30,224
TAMMY: Rudy was once a baby.
722
00:41:30,257 --> 00:41:33,127
He was once full of promise.
Don't you get it?
723
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,297
NARRATOR: Tammy went on about the
importance of nurture over everything
724
00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:39,300
and how they could very easily
raise a Rudy of their own
725
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,935
if they weren't careful.
726
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:44,572
So, Duque would have to change
and do something extraordinary
727
00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:47,508
to earn the right
to raise this baby.
728
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:52,847
If not, then he would have to find
someone else to pee in a cup for him.
729
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,349
TAMMY: I will not bring another
monster into this world.
730
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:12,433
WOMAN: We would like
to thank you
731
00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:15,536
for your submissionof The Dog's Meow,
732
00:42:15,569 --> 00:42:20,708
about a dog who goes undercover as
a cat and ends up liking the cats.
733
00:42:20,741 --> 00:42:25,880
Although we found the story to
be engaging and cute at times,
734
00:42:25,913 --> 00:42:27,516
it is unfortunately not
what we're looking for.
735
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:29,518
RAY: One studio
did not like it.
736
00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:32,787
But I bet every movie
is rejected at least once.
737
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:36,390
I bet I get rejected
at least five more times.
738
00:42:36,424 --> 00:42:37,858
Something good
can still happen.
739
00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:48,869
Welcome to Scotty Wolfman's
Community Center.
740
00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:50,905
[IMITATING WOLF HOWL]
741
00:42:50,938 --> 00:42:54,475
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Todd Glassman.
742
00:42:58,012 --> 00:42:59,413
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
743
00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:01,182
Come on, everybody, stand up.
744
00:43:01,215 --> 00:43:03,552
This is why you came
here tonight.
745
00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:06,120
- Everybody, look.
- You came to see Todd Glassman.
746
00:43:08,889 --> 00:43:10,458
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
747
00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:15,362
♪ I am a centaurYou my one night feeling
748
00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,698
♪ I'm jumping and I'm kickingLike Milli and Vanilli
749
00:43:17,731 --> 00:43:20,301
♪ Got boobs on my pee-peeGo pee-pee-di-bap
750
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,702
No one's getting up there now.
751
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,437
♪ One night shacked up
752
00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:26,907
- Why?
- Because Einstein, that's Glassman.
753
00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:29,877
♪ He's a centaurHe's a centaur
754
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:32,279
- Who?
- Todd Glassman.
755
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:34,782
Used to be Mr. Jim
from that TV show.
756
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:37,519
"Don't be late for Mr. Jim's."
757
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,988
He was that teacher that used to help
all the students out with their problems.
758
00:43:43,324 --> 00:43:45,259
♪ I'm a centaur, baby
759
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:47,628
♪ From the waist up
He's a human
760
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:49,730
♪ From the waist down
He's a horse ♪
761
00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:01,642
[MUSIC STOPS]
762
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:05,246
Thank you.
You're beautiful.
763
00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:07,948
You're beautiful. All of you,
thanks for coming tonight.
764
00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:09,984
Uh, autograph's
$5 from me, 250...
765
00:44:10,017 --> 00:44:11,986
His fans are legal now.
So he comes here and he hooks up.
766
00:44:12,019 --> 00:44:13,420
TODD: Oh, look at this,
look at this.
767
00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:15,489
- Oh, you're beautiful.
- WOMAN: Hey, stop it.
768
00:44:15,524 --> 00:44:17,091
- TODD: Hey, no, no.
- WOMAN: To the VIP, everybody.
769
00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:18,192
He's in the industry?
770
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:21,630
Ray, don't.
771
00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,831
- Don't what?
- Okay. This is you.
772
00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:26,500
Todd Glassman.
773
00:44:27,301 --> 00:44:28,302
You.
774
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,671
Glassman.
775
00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:31,672
You.
776
00:44:32,139 --> 00:44:33,007
Glassman.
777
00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,842
I need a beer.
778
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:35,709
[COINS CLINKING ON TABLE]
779
00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:41,348
MOODY: Let's hear it for the
lovely, intelligent Stephanie.
780
00:44:44,818 --> 00:44:45,886
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
781
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:48,489
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
782
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,100
♪ I dreamt of a garden
783
00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:02,469
♪ With a stone that had my name
784
00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:06,240
♪ Telling me it won't be long
785
00:45:06,974 --> 00:45:08,342
Hey.
786
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,443
You're Tom Telleger.
787
00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:13,047
Do I owe you money?
788
00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:16,551
- RAY: No.
- Do you owe me money?
789
00:45:19,486 --> 00:45:20,421
Stop staring.
790
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:21,488
You're a writer.
791
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:23,525
I'm an alcoholic.
792
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:26,193
I beg for change.
793
00:45:26,227 --> 00:45:28,495
And every now and then,
I vomit without warning.
794
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,730
And sometimes I write.
795
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:31,666
I'm a writer, too.
796
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,000
Garo.
797
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:35,803
Scotch, neat.
798
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,608
GARO: That's neat again.
799
00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:42,376
Yeah, yeah. I'm just... I'm just
waiting to hear back from the studio.
800
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,011
One of them is gonna buy
my script.
801
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:46,180
Garo, get him one too.
802
00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:48,916
♪ I want to play in LA ♪
803
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,219
Putz.
804
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:55,789
Don't shoot it,
sip it like a man.
805
00:45:55,823 --> 00:45:56,924
Stuff's expensive.
806
00:46:02,229 --> 00:46:03,464
- Mm.
- Yeah.
807
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,366
That's it.
808
00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:07,434
So, what's your name?
809
00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:09,837
I'm Ray Balfi.
810
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,071
And you wrote a screenplay.
811
00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:14,174
Yeah, it's... it's a cartoon.
812
00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:15,577
Quite smart.
813
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:19,346
- Really?
- You get the kids, you trap their parents.
814
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,782
Marketing. Why else would
we be doing this shit?
815
00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:25,587
Well, well, well.
816
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,954
How you doing, Tell?
817
00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:29,724
Hold on one second.
818
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:33,460
Damn, you're still here.
819
00:46:33,494 --> 00:46:36,463
Ladies, this gorgeous
hunk of man meat here.
820
00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:38,700
This is Tom Telleger.
821
00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:41,935
He was too good to write
for television.
822
00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:43,738
Shit television.
823
00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:47,642
And he forgot to bargain for the
residuals for all the movies he made.
824
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:50,077
- All that money.
- Stupid.
825
00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:51,613
[HOARSELY] That's got to hurt.
826
00:46:51,646 --> 00:46:53,480
[LAUGHING]
827
00:46:53,515 --> 00:46:57,752
And now he sits here.
He's angry, he's bitter.
828
00:46:57,786 --> 00:47:00,087
Jealous of anyone
who's had any success.
829
00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:03,725
We have a word for that,
don't we, ladies? Huh?
830
00:47:03,758 --> 00:47:04,925
We call that a hater.
831
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:05,926
WOMEN: Hater, hater.
832
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,928
Hey, back off.
833
00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:12,166
- Hater.
- That's the man that wrote The Darling Ricochet.
834
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:15,969
Well, this is cute. What did we do?
Interrupt a tinder date, Tell?
835
00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:19,607
Or is this the rarest of things on
the planet since unicorns? Is this...
836
00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:21,375
Is this an actual fan of yours?
837
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:24,512
Darling, my blue balls.
838
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,348
- That movie was pig vomit.
- You're a dick.
839
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:28,882
- [VOMITING]
- [ALL GASPING]
840
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:34,789
TODD: Did I tell you he was
beautiful or what, girls?
841
00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:37,191
Vesuvius with halitosis.
842
00:47:37,224 --> 00:47:38,827
Hey, Tell, guess what?
843
00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:41,295
I'm going to head out
to my condo in Palmdale.
844
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:43,497
I'm gonna T-bone
these two broads.
845
00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:45,999
You're going to stay here
and make small talk with...
846
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,802
with your fan
847
00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:50,705
and marinate in the words of the
immortal Dalai Lama who said...
848
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:53,207
"It suck to be you."
849
00:47:53,641 --> 00:47:54,809
[LAUGHING]
850
00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:57,411
Ladies, we're outta here.
851
00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,815
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You all right?
852
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:02,149
Hey.
853
00:48:04,351 --> 00:48:05,620
You saw Darling Ricochet?
854
00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:08,055
Yeah.
855
00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:09,256
It's one of my favorite movies.
856
00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:12,861
Hey, I'm sorry about that guy,
he's a total jerk.
857
00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:15,663
Yeah.
858
00:48:15,697 --> 00:48:16,897
He is a jerk.
859
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,032
What we could use
is a good asshole whisperer.
860
00:48:22,670 --> 00:48:24,238
That... that's from
Darling Ricochet.
861
00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:27,274
Uh, right.
862
00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:28,643
Awesome.
863
00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,846
Hey, um, I was wondering
864
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,381
since you're a writer
and you know,
865
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:37,050
I'm a writer, I was wondering
if maybe you can help me
866
00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:38,419
- get my screenplay...
- You didn't see it.
867
00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:44,425
Darling Ricochet.
868
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,392
You never saw it.
869
00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:48,596
Not all of it.
870
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:51,866
But, hey, like I was saying,
you have a lot of experience.
871
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:55,703
I could trust you. I... I would
really love you to read my screenplay.
872
00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:57,371
Hey, get that shit
away from me.
873
00:48:58,472 --> 00:48:59,406
All right?
874
00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:03,611
RAY: I just thought...
875
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:07,247
Sorry.
876
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:10,484
Thanks for the drink.
877
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:22,630
NARRATOR: The Dog's Meow
continued to be rejected.
878
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:25,132
Ray's journal entries
remained hopeful
879
00:49:25,165 --> 00:49:28,469
and he excused the studios
for their stupidity.
880
00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:30,939
And said that it was probably
because he wasn't political.
881
00:49:32,005 --> 00:49:33,708
To add to his frustration,
882
00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:36,043
he was informed that
his parole officer
883
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:39,480
and confidant, Smitty,
had gone missing.
884
00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:42,416
And was replaced with
the ever caring, ever capable
885
00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:43,551
Gavin Addison.
886
00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:48,255
You are going to kick
15% up to me
887
00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:50,324
every week.
888
00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:51,626
You're about to do
the right thing.
889
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,095
I can tell.
890
00:49:55,128 --> 00:49:56,965
NARRATOR: Ray knew of only one thing
that would help him feel better.
891
00:49:56,997 --> 00:49:57,998
- I can...
- [HUMMING]
892
00:49:58,031 --> 00:49:59,299
No, no.
893
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,501
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
894
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,555
RAY: I must have had
a better month than I thought.
895
00:50:35,904 --> 00:50:38,272
♪ I'm not quite known
896
00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:43,811
♪ As lucky with the ladies
897
00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,680
♪ But I know what I feel
898
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:49,884
♪ Is something true
899
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:55,422
♪ Give me one more chance
900
00:50:56,658 --> 00:51:00,294
♪ To tell you that I love you
901
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:05,033
♪ And I hope that you feel
902
00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:07,301
♪ It too ♪
903
00:51:14,876 --> 00:51:17,144
MAN: Yeah. Let's go.
904
00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:19,714
[MAN IMITATING WOLF HOWL]
905
00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:23,952
- [WOMAN SMACKING]
- [MAN GRUNTING]
906
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,754
WOMAN: You bitch.
907
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:39,534
- [SMACKING RESUMES]
- [MAN GRUNTING]
908
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:40,568
WOMAN: Bitch.
909
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:50,645
♪ Babies, I want babies
910
00:51:51,713 --> 00:51:54,448
♪ What more can I say
911
00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:57,952
♪ I want a baby for my birthday
912
00:51:57,986 --> 00:52:00,722
♪ And another one in May
913
00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:05,425
♪ Read, feed, treat them well
914
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:07,996
♪ Teach them wrong from right
915
00:52:08,029 --> 00:52:12,100
♪ I wanna wake upWhen they cry out loud
916
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:14,334
♪ And rock 'em all through
The night ♪
917
00:52:16,336 --> 00:52:19,239
[MAN AND WOMAN MOANING]
918
00:52:19,272 --> 00:52:20,173
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
919
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:22,844
WOMAN: That was good.
920
00:52:23,678 --> 00:52:24,712
High five.
921
00:52:42,797 --> 00:52:43,631
You got a problem?
922
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:45,767
You got a problem?
923
00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:48,502
Dude, you got a problem?
924
00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:51,371
Rudy A., motherfucker.
925
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:53,107
Aquanikkio, motherfucker.
926
00:52:53,141 --> 00:52:54,174
Rudy A., bitch.
927
00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:55,843
Whoo!
928
00:52:56,778 --> 00:52:57,712
Whoo!
929
00:52:58,146 --> 00:52:59,413
Whoo!
930
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:00,848
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
931
00:53:00,882 --> 00:53:01,983
[SPITS]
932
00:53:05,887 --> 00:53:08,156
MAUREEN: Damn it! Ray,
get in here already.
933
00:53:10,558 --> 00:53:11,826
RAY: I brought you flowers.
934
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,961
MAUREEN: You've got
to be kidding me.
935
00:53:13,995 --> 00:53:16,263
I made some extra money
this month.
936
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,566
You mean you actually
sold drugs this month?
937
00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:22,003
I made enough for tomorrow too.
938
00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:24,337
Oh, well,
what shall we press today?
939
00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:26,174
Three-four-three.
940
00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:28,009
I don't think
you're ready for 343.
941
00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:31,679
I'm gonna put these flowers
down over here.
942
00:53:31,713 --> 00:53:33,981
And when I get back
to this spot right here,
943
00:53:34,015 --> 00:53:36,416
I want you to press number 343.
944
00:53:40,688 --> 00:53:42,222
Three-four-three it is.
945
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,428
[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]
946
00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:57,337
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
947
00:54:00,675 --> 00:54:03,611
[SPANISH SONG PLAYING]
948
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:37,979
[BOTH SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
949
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,242
I don't care what you
gotta do to see me,
950
00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:09,911
as long as you make it.
951
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:11,311
It's not about your body today.
952
00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:12,880
I always feel...
953
00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,949
Shh, shh. Try not
to speak, honey.
954
00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:19,386
That should shut you up.
955
00:55:19,419 --> 00:55:21,656
Don't blast off on me, baby,
you got work to do.
956
00:55:23,191 --> 00:55:25,726
So, who else have you been
making love to?
957
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,461
Nobody to spend your cash on,
I know that.
958
00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,531
'Cause I'm your
little Smurfette.
959
00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:31,398
Your Betty Rubble.
960
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,333
What else you want me to be?
961
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:35,203
Black? Latina?
962
00:55:35,236 --> 00:55:38,539
Or maybe you like it when I talk
in stereotypical Asian girl voice.
963
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,874
Huh?
964
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,476
No, you want me.
965
00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:46,180
You want me to just be Maureen.
966
00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:49,283
Quick, do me in that sweet,
special, sexy way that you do.
967
00:55:49,317 --> 00:55:50,350
Take me, Ray.
968
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:51,319
Take me.
969
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:52,286
Take me, Ray.
970
00:55:56,791 --> 00:55:57,992
[WHIRRING]
971
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:03,865
[RAY GRUNTING]
972
00:56:09,904 --> 00:56:12,006
[STRAINING]
973
00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:20,380
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
974
00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:22,817
♪ I'm your madame
You're my prostitute
975
00:56:22,850 --> 00:56:25,853
Listen to this next part,
I sound like Fergie.
976
00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:27,889
♪ And if you're not sure
What to do ♪
977
00:56:27,922 --> 00:56:30,423
How come you never wanna
cuddle afterwards?
978
00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:32,693
Did you put a ring
on my finger?
979
00:56:32,727 --> 00:56:34,028
What about the clitoris?
980
00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:35,096
What about it?
981
00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,264
Ever want me to go down there
for you?
982
00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:39,100
Well, darling, surprise me
983
00:56:39,133 --> 00:56:40,835
one of these days.
984
00:56:40,868 --> 00:56:42,103
You never go down there for me.
985
00:56:42,136 --> 00:56:45,072
Hey, you don't pay
for it or ask.
986
00:56:45,106 --> 00:56:46,774
Well, how about, like,
an even trade or something?
987
00:56:46,807 --> 00:56:49,476
You said you would listen
to my demo.
988
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:51,112
I heard you did
a whole softball team.
989
00:56:51,145 --> 00:56:53,514
What the fuck is wrong with you?
990
00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:54,882
We're friends. We can talk.
991
00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,651
Yeah, talk about the weather.
992
00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:58,451
I pay you to do
whatever I want.
993
00:56:58,485 --> 00:57:00,755
What you paid me for,
we've already done.
994
00:57:00,788 --> 00:57:02,690
Paid you for a full half hour
and I got...
995
00:57:04,392 --> 00:57:06,327
26 minutes left.
996
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,896
Listen, you want to get
in my business, you bring cash.
997
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:10,865
You want to get
in my business,
998
00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,499
then you've got
to bring something extra.
999
00:57:14,802 --> 00:57:17,939
So you got some truth serum,
Sugar Ray?
1000
00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:18,906
[MUSIC STOPS]
1001
00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:33,988
All the craziness lately,
all the bodies and the death.
1002
00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:38,426
All so we can just lay here
and enjoy this product.
1003
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,493
Not me.
1004
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,296
Oh, that's right.
1005
00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:43,597
Good boy.
1006
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,738
It's all terrible, do you know another
kid on this block's dad went missing?
1007
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,306
They say that it's 'cause
of that Arnie guy
1008
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,108
everyone's talking about.
1009
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:56,110
At least they still have
their mother.
1010
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:57,712
How do you know
they got their mom?
1011
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,481
- My mom was nice to me.
- Ray.
1012
00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:04,986
Like when the doctors
told her I was dyslexic.
1013
00:58:05,853 --> 00:58:07,254
She would talk backwards to me.
1014
00:58:08,356 --> 00:58:10,157
[SOFTLY] What...
1015
00:58:10,191 --> 00:58:13,427
Okay. My point is that
we are so lucky
1016
00:58:13,461 --> 00:58:16,831
to be able to lay here
and enjoy this the way we can.
1017
00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:18,399
People are dying for us.
1018
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,735
So, let's...
1019
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:23,838
pay this product
the respect it deserves.
1020
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:25,806
Let's get fucked up.
1021
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,410
Not me.
1022
00:58:31,512 --> 00:58:33,514
You have the conn, Mr. Sulu.
1023
00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:38,052
[EXHALES]
1024
00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:49,363
Softball team was from some
1025
00:58:49,397 --> 00:58:51,532
accounting firm or law firm.
1026
00:58:53,067 --> 00:58:55,036
Froman, Stapp and Garcia.
1027
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:03,611
Each time one of them finished,
I could hear them laughing and high fiving
1028
00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:05,913
outside of the car.
1029
00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:11,520
Why is it always about
the conquest with you guys?
1030
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:14,755
That's why so many of you
are no good at it.
1031
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:20,895
But you know,
1032
00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:22,897
even with what I went
through that day,
1033
00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:26,200
I remember a time when
I had to do much worse.
1034
00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:29,603
And nobody paid me
a dime for it.
1035
00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:37,611
Don't you realize what it took
for me just to get here?
1036
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,149
It's a role, darling.
1037
00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:46,120
Just like in the movies.
1038
00:59:47,388 --> 00:59:48,889
Do you know Rudy Aquanikkio?
1039
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:50,559
Yes.
1040
00:59:50,624 --> 00:59:52,359
Does he come see you?
1041
00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:54,261
You work for him, don't you?
1042
00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:58,567
You better talk fast 'cause
this shit is really kicking in.
1043
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,501
I wrote a movie screenplay.
1044
01:00:00,535 --> 01:00:02,002
It's really good.
1045
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:04,238
And nobody wants it
just yet but...
1046
01:00:04,271 --> 01:00:06,707
I sent out 100 copies
and everything you do
1047
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:09,310
100 times,
it's bound to pay off.
1048
01:00:09,343 --> 01:00:12,880
Well, you and I aren't quite up to
that number, but you let me know.
1049
01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:17,818
[SNORING SOFTLY]
1050
01:00:57,191 --> 01:00:58,659
Hey, little Raymond.
1051
01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:01,596
How you doing, buddy?
1052
01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:04,165
I've been thinking about you.
1053
01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:06,800
I went all over looking
for something for you
1054
01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,736
'cause you've been
such a good boy.
1055
01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:14,308
Here.
1056
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,277
What do you think?
1057
01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:19,648
I even cut two holes in it
for eyes so you can see.
1058
01:01:21,849 --> 01:01:22,683
You like it?
1059
01:01:25,386 --> 01:01:26,320
There.
1060
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:31,058
There, that's better.
1061
01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:33,662
[WHIMPERING]
1062
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,164
So, now the world doesn't
1063
01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,733
have to see
how fucking ugly you are.
1064
01:01:41,402 --> 01:01:42,836
[WHIMPERING]
1065
01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:43,871
[CLATTERING]
1066
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,754
Go out to the shed and
get me some duct tape.
1067
01:02:02,423 --> 01:02:04,526
Just in case
you decide to talk.
1068
01:02:06,994 --> 01:02:07,861
[CLANKING]
1069
01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:11,666
[CLANKING CONTINUES]
1070
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,645
What the hell's taking so long?
1071
01:02:26,548 --> 01:02:27,781
Can't you find it?
1072
01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:32,554
I'm gonna come over there,
1073
01:02:32,587 --> 01:02:34,855
and if I find that duct tape,
1074
01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:37,091
I'm gonna fuck you up so bad
1075
01:02:37,124 --> 01:02:39,860
they're gonna have to put
your whole body in a bag!
1076
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:41,630
Motherfucker!
1077
01:02:46,534 --> 01:02:47,868
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1078
01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:59,413
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
1079
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,621
Another Saturday night.
1080
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,289
And we're under a tree.
1081
01:03:08,690 --> 01:03:09,890
Again!
1082
01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:11,526
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1083
01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:14,962
Say, how can there be
more than one fruit in a tree?
1084
01:03:14,995 --> 01:03:17,031
- [COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1085
01:03:19,601 --> 01:03:22,136
CHARACTER 1 ON TV:
Yes, may I help you?
1086
01:03:22,169 --> 01:03:24,639
CHARACTER 2 ON TV:
We want to start a dance!
1087
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,574
At the gymnasium.
1088
01:03:26,608 --> 01:03:29,043
CHARACTER 3 ON TV: What do you
say, can we do that?
1089
01:03:29,076 --> 01:03:30,311
CHARACTER 1 ON TV:
Sounds swell.
1090
01:03:32,012 --> 01:03:33,314
Just fill out these forms.
1091
01:03:34,081 --> 01:03:36,083
[WOMAN WHIMPERING]
1092
01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:41,055
[PHONE RINGING]
1093
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,124
Yeah.
1094
01:03:44,659 --> 01:03:45,760
TINY: Ray.
1095
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:47,995
Tiny?
1096
01:03:48,028 --> 01:03:49,631
TINY: Dude, I need you.
1097
01:03:49,664 --> 01:03:51,432
Meet me at my spot.
1098
01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:52,333
What's wrong?
1099
01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:56,571
TINY: Did you hear about
those body parts
1100
01:03:56,604 --> 01:03:58,005
they found in the canyon?
1101
01:03:59,073 --> 01:03:59,940
No.
1102
01:04:02,811 --> 01:04:05,312
TINY: Coyotes ripped
some guy apart.
1103
01:04:05,346 --> 01:04:07,314
Coyotes never attack
grown men.
1104
01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:10,284
Species adapt, I guess.
1105
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:12,654
RAY: Did something happen
to you?
1106
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:15,189
TINY: Why wouldn't
something happen to me?
1107
01:04:15,222 --> 01:04:17,826
I mean, I'm handicapped.
1108
01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:19,960
RAY: Hello?
1109
01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:21,328
Tiny?
1110
01:04:23,698 --> 01:04:24,699
[SIGHS]
1111
01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:29,069
[SHEETS RUSTLING]
1112
01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,320
[GROANING]
1113
01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,358
[THUMPING]
1114
01:04:54,261 --> 01:04:56,230
[ENGINE ROARING]
1115
01:05:22,590 --> 01:05:25,894
That's what you wear? I wanted
something more presentable.
1116
01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:28,362
I was told it wasn't
that kind of business.
1117
01:05:28,395 --> 01:05:30,264
And your name is Tina?
1118
01:05:30,297 --> 01:05:31,265
Maureen.
1119
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:35,135
You don't have
a sexier handle than that?
1120
01:05:35,169 --> 01:05:37,271
Oh, like Joy? Peaches?
1121
01:05:37,304 --> 01:05:39,072
Joy. Peaches.
1122
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,543
Delilah. Dakota.
1123
01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:45,045
- Honey. Baby. Mookie. Tweaker.
- Aurora. Diamond.
1124
01:05:45,078 --> 01:05:47,715
Sweetie, Sugar, Ginger.
What the fuck, Maureen?
1125
01:05:47,749 --> 01:05:50,652
You got a stupid name.
No makeup, no titties.
1126
01:05:51,985 --> 01:05:54,087
But there is something
about you.
1127
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,023
She's the one with
the place over on Burnett.
1128
01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:56,990
RUDY: Oh, yeah.
1129
01:05:58,726 --> 01:06:00,427
What's your secret over there?
1130
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:02,831
Um, I don't know.
1131
01:06:02,864 --> 01:06:05,700
I guess I have
an artistic approach to it.
1132
01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:06,801
It's more of a ritual.
1133
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,370
I mean, if a guy
just wanted a simple blowjob,
1134
01:06:10,404 --> 01:06:11,573
I'd just send him to you.
1135
01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:14,509
I mean, to your place. Here.
1136
01:06:16,744 --> 01:06:21,048
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
1137
01:06:29,389 --> 01:06:30,859
RUDY: Tell me
about this guy Arnie.
1138
01:06:32,493 --> 01:06:33,695
Never met him.
1139
01:06:34,629 --> 01:06:36,296
Maybe he's one of your Johns.
1140
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,233
It's not my style
to kiss and tell.
1141
01:06:39,266 --> 01:06:41,936
It's kinda like
client-hoe confidentiality.
1142
01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:43,671
[SCOFFS] I'll tell you what.
1143
01:06:43,705 --> 01:06:48,041
Next time a guy screams
"I am Arnie" during a climax,
1144
01:06:48,075 --> 01:06:50,344
- I will be sure to let you know.
- [RUDY LAUGHS]
1145
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:54,749
Damn, this bitch doesn't
give a fuck about anything.
1146
01:06:54,782 --> 01:06:58,786
I'm an artist too.
I call this my Christmas Room.
1147
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:00,287
No kidding.
1148
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,958
There's joy year 'round
and there are always gifts.
1149
01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:07,060
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
1150
01:07:19,206 --> 01:07:21,141
I wasn't gonna
open this today, but...
1151
01:07:27,447 --> 01:07:29,082
[GASPS]
1152
01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:31,953
This is from someone who owed
me, and didn't deliver.
1153
01:07:34,656 --> 01:07:37,157
You know, at some point,
1154
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:39,861
I will find someone
that you do give a fuck about.
1155
01:07:39,894 --> 01:07:40,728
[COUGHING]
1156
01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:43,831
Maybe I'll bust
the John's head open
1157
01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:45,700
while he's on top of you.
1158
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,570
You'd have trouble getting
business after that, wouldn't you?
1159
01:07:48,603 --> 01:07:52,941
Just a whore.
Wherever you are.
1160
01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:57,477
I can always reach you, baby.
1161
01:08:01,950 --> 01:08:03,051
Don't worry.
1162
01:08:03,718 --> 01:08:04,786
I've got more.
1163
01:08:14,729 --> 01:08:19,099
[BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1164
01:08:20,001 --> 01:08:21,101
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1165
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:25,707
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
1166
01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:31,445
MAN 1: And although
an intriguing concept,
1167
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,549
we feel it's lacking in story
and character development.
1168
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:37,585
WOMAN 1: Talented in parts, but would
benefit from further development.
1169
01:08:37,619 --> 01:08:39,286
WOMAN 2: But could do
with a second rewrite.
1170
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,055
Or third. Or fourth.
1171
01:08:41,089 --> 01:08:43,423
MAN 2: Kind of interesting,
but, uh, no.
1172
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,292
WOMAN 3: Next time,
please use proper structure.
1173
01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:47,095
MAN 2: Next time,
use proper structure.
1174
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:49,631
MAN 3: We appreciate
the effort, mate.
1175
01:08:49,664 --> 01:08:52,100
MAN 4: Uh, unfortunately,
it's not what we're looking for...
1176
01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:53,768
MAN 3: Not quite
what we're looking for.
1177
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,369
WOMAN 2: It's not
what anyone's looking for.
1178
01:08:55,402 --> 01:08:57,471
MAN 5: We encourage the
submission of compelling stories.
1179
01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,540
Unfortunately, this is not
one of them.
1180
01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:00,642
[WOMAN 4 SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1181
01:09:00,675 --> 01:09:01,776
GIRL: You write like a kid.
1182
01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:03,544
MAN 3: I mean, seriously,
what the fuck?
1183
01:09:03,578 --> 01:09:05,113
MAN 6: Do you even know
what a screenplay is?
1184
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,314
WOMAN 5: Yeah, you know what,
I just wasted two of my fucking hours
1185
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,315
that I'm never gonna
get back.
1186
01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:09,316
MAN 2: You suck.
1187
01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:13,453
[VOICES OVERLAPPING]
1188
01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:18,760
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1189
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,066
MAN 7: Maybe if you weren't
such a fuck-up,
1190
01:09:25,099 --> 01:09:27,935
maybe if you hadn't watched
your father beat your mother
1191
01:09:27,969 --> 01:09:29,137
so many times.
1192
01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,271
The jails, the hospitals.
1193
01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,141
WOMAN 6: Then, maybe you wouldn't
have been such a fuck-up.
1194
01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,943
MAN 7: But, then again,
you would've been a fuck-up anyway.
1195
01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:36,978
Buh-bye.
1196
01:09:37,979 --> 01:09:42,717
RAY: Ninety-seven, 98, 99.
1197
01:09:45,887 --> 01:09:46,888
[FLY BUZZES]
1198
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:53,193
[BABY CRYING]
1199
01:10:17,919 --> 01:10:19,554
[MAN CRYING]
1200
01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:34,234
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1201
01:10:34,769 --> 01:10:35,737
Maureen.
1202
01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:38,238
Maureen.
1203
01:10:38,271 --> 01:10:40,340
MAUREEN: Ray? Ray, what
are you doing here?
1204
01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,143
I wanna see you.
1205
01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:43,611
MAUREEN: But I don't wanna
see you.
1206
01:10:43,644 --> 01:10:44,946
Is there someone in there?
1207
01:10:44,979 --> 01:10:46,714
MAUREEN: No! Go away, Ray!
1208
01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:48,216
I don't feel right.
1209
01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:50,084
- I... I don't have product.
- MAUREEN: Go!
1210
01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:52,019
I just need to see you. Please.
1211
01:10:52,053 --> 01:10:54,254
MAUREEN: Who cares,
just get the hell away!
1212
01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,858
I'd never liked you.
You're stupid, you're boozy.
1213
01:10:56,891 --> 01:10:59,193
- You don't even know how to fuck!
- [DOORKNOB RATTLING]
1214
01:10:59,227 --> 01:11:01,394
Get the fuck away,
you're nothing!
1215
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,965
I never want to see you again.
Get the fuck out!
1216
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,712
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1217
01:11:43,171 --> 01:11:44,038
Hey!
1218
01:11:50,211 --> 01:11:51,344
Got a letter.
1219
01:12:08,095 --> 01:12:09,030
[TIRES SCREECH]
1220
01:12:13,701 --> 01:12:15,402
[RUSTLING]
1221
01:12:28,282 --> 01:12:29,283
[GUN COCKING]
1222
01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:34,322
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1223
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,971
MAN ON TV:
Coming December 24th,
1224
01:12:50,004 --> 01:12:54,374
the animation eventof the year, The Dog's Meow.
1225
01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:55,810
[CROWD CHEERING]
1226
01:12:55,843 --> 01:12:58,445
The story of a dog
who goes undercover as a cat.
1227
01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:00,715
With the cast
of your favorite stars,
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01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:03,150
Annie Bluke,
Michelle Hasselkesser,
1229
01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:06,787
Todd Glassman, Chilly Stevens,
DJ Mess.
1230
01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:08,890
- Are you team woof...
- [DOG BARKS]
1231
01:13:08,923 --> 01:13:10,992
- ...or team meow?
- [CAT PURRS]
1232
01:13:11,025 --> 01:13:14,461
Come join the fun,
The Dog's Meow.
1233
01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:16,163
Special screening
this December 24th.
1234
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:17,331
- [DOG BARKS]
- [COMICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
1235
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:22,737
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1236
01:13:32,113 --> 01:13:33,514
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1237
01:13:46,894 --> 01:13:48,062
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1238
01:13:53,234 --> 01:13:54,368
[CLANGING]
1239
01:13:56,436 --> 01:13:58,072
[CLANGING]
1240
01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:18,859
DAD BALFI: Two o'clock in the morning.
Three goddamn hours.
1241
01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,361
MOM BALFI: Right! Right!
1242
01:14:20,394 --> 01:14:22,563
DAD BALFI: Because you can't
take a fucking decongestant.
1243
01:14:22,596 --> 01:14:25,232
MOM BALFI: So what the fuck
else were you gonna do, huh?
1244
01:14:25,266 --> 01:14:27,401
Not collect rent
from these deadbeats?
1245
01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:29,737
Oh, so now,
maybe you're thinking,
1246
01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:31,939
I should've stayed
in the movie business!
1247
01:14:31,973 --> 01:14:33,107
MOM BALFI: Ha!
1248
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,842
Maybe you like trapping me
in this house
1249
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,812
so I don't leave you
for some hot ass.
1250
01:14:37,845 --> 01:14:41,282
Do not piss me off, mister.
1251
01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:44,285
[YELLING] Do you have any idea
how long it took me
1252
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:46,754
to get this fucking baby
to calm down?
1253
01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:47,755
[BABY RAY CRYING]
1254
01:14:47,788 --> 01:14:50,490
Oh, sweetie. I'm sorry.
1255
01:14:50,524 --> 01:14:54,762
Oh, sweetie. [KISSES]
I'm sorry.
1256
01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:57,631
Your breath smells
surprisingly fresh, dear.
1257
01:14:57,665 --> 01:14:59,200
Did you switch to menthol?
1258
01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,071
[SARCASTICALLY] Ha-ha.
1259
01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:08,309
Oh, by the way, congratulations
on that last film you produced.
1260
01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:10,011
I heard it made thousands.
1261
01:15:13,047 --> 01:15:14,181
[DAD BALFI SNIFFING]
1262
01:15:17,018 --> 01:15:17,985
[MOM BALFI SNIFFING]
1263
01:15:18,019 --> 01:15:21,322
[BOTH SNIFFING]
1264
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:25,826
- MAN: What the fuck!
- [BABY RAY CRYING]
1265
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,995
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1266
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:32,366
[MOM BALFI YELLING] No,
how am I gonna get it back to sleep!
1267
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,567
[BABY RAY CONTINUES CRYING]
1268
01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:36,837
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1269
01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:38,939
- Hey.
- [FINGER SNAPPING CONTINUES]
1270
01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:39,774
Hey.
1271
01:15:40,808 --> 01:15:43,512
Hey. Can I help you?
1272
01:15:46,847 --> 01:15:48,416
Is this AZ Studios?
1273
01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:50,519
You read well!
1274
01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:51,786
Where is everyone?
1275
01:15:51,819 --> 01:15:54,588
I don't know.
What time's your appointment?
1276
01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:56,023
I don't have an appoint...
1277
01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:59,060
I know you don't have
an appointment. You know why?
1278
01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:01,462
'Cause it's four o'clock
in the fucking morning.
1279
01:16:01,495 --> 01:16:02,997
Everything all right, Cameron?
1280
01:16:03,731 --> 01:16:05,166
Everything's cool.
1281
01:16:05,199 --> 01:16:07,435
Just haven't sprayed
for assholes this morning.
1282
01:16:15,076 --> 01:16:17,244
You talk pretty big, don't you?
1283
01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,879
BOTH: Ooh!
1284
01:16:20,848 --> 01:16:22,249
What's your name, dickhead?
1285
01:16:22,283 --> 01:16:25,986
My name is Ray Balfi,
the writer of The Dog's Meow.
1286
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:29,558
- [BOTH SNICKER]
- You listen to me, Mr. Dickhead.
1287
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:31,959
You're about to write
your last will and testament,
1288
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:34,628
'cause I'm about to
mess your ass up.
1289
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:37,532
I'll kill you.
I'll rip your fucking head off.
1290
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:42,236
But I won't kill you fast. Nah.
1291
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:45,773
Cameron Merriweather
likes to play with his food.
1292
01:16:45,806 --> 01:16:47,708
And when I'm through with you,
1293
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:50,311
I'll drop your body
at the feet of the mother
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01:16:50,344 --> 01:16:51,912
that never bothered
to raise you.
1295
01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:55,316
And your head,
I'll keep that for myself.
1296
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:57,586
And every night
before I go to bed,
1297
01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,286
I'll dance in front
of your face
1298
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,957
wearing nothing but a smile
and a glass cock ring.
1299
01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:03,958
GUARD 2: Mm-hm.
1300
01:17:04,825 --> 01:17:08,429
In other words, don't bring
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01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,763
the ghetto out of me.
1302
01:17:10,599 --> 01:17:12,567
You hear me?
1303
01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:16,571
Don't you ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1304
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:17,938
You hear me. dickhead?
1305
01:17:18,706 --> 01:17:20,774
Don't you ever,
1306
01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:23,444
ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1307
01:17:23,477 --> 01:17:24,812
You hear me?
1308
01:17:24,845 --> 01:17:26,747
Don't you ever,
1309
01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:30,317
ever bring the ghetto
out of Cameron Merriweather.
1310
01:17:30,351 --> 01:17:32,119
You hear me, dickhead?
1311
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,021
Don't you ever.
1312
01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:40,961
The movie that you wrote
is premiering December 24th!
1313
01:17:42,531 --> 01:17:44,098
Get the fuck out of here!
1314
01:17:44,899 --> 01:17:46,033
That's amazing!
1315
01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,037
I'm done today.
1316
01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:52,306
I found out that...
1317
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:54,609
Garo.
1318
01:17:54,643 --> 01:17:56,010
You get Wi-Fi here, don't you?
1319
01:17:56,043 --> 01:17:58,779
Uh... think so.
1320
01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:01,782
I mean, I'm not really
a computer guy.
1321
01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,717
The Dog's Meow. Is this you?
1322
01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:11,526
Says here it was written
by a guy named Kurt Buckwell.
1323
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,561
It's mine!
1324
01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:14,962
What the fuck?
1325
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:16,631
Somebody stole my script!
1326
01:18:17,831 --> 01:18:21,536
Same story. Same characters.
Same everything!
1327
01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:26,073
Then who's Kurt Buckwell?
1328
01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:30,377
I don't know.
1329
01:18:33,548 --> 01:18:35,584
Okay. Hear me out on this one.
1330
01:18:38,018 --> 01:18:41,488
Sometimes when someone comes up
with a very creative idea,
1331
01:18:41,523 --> 01:18:44,225
there's usually about a thousand
other people on the planet
1332
01:18:44,258 --> 01:18:45,560
that think
of the exact same thing.
1333
01:18:45,594 --> 01:18:49,330
RAY: No, no, no. Look.
No, no. Look, look.
1334
01:18:49,363 --> 01:18:51,966
See? It says, "By Ray Balfi."
1335
01:19:03,578 --> 01:19:06,780
Ray. Look at your title page.
1336
01:19:07,649 --> 01:19:09,049
[RAY BREATHING HEAVILY]
1337
01:19:12,219 --> 01:19:15,889
Where does it say,
"By Ray Balfi?"
1338
01:19:17,858 --> 01:19:19,527
Please tell me
you protected this.
1339
01:19:26,568 --> 01:19:27,736
You mean with plastic?
1340
01:19:32,741 --> 01:19:33,575
Ray.
1341
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:40,247
Kurt Buckwell.
That's a pseudonym. A fake name.
1342
01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:42,082
How do you know?
1343
01:19:42,116 --> 01:19:43,450
It just sounds like something
1344
01:19:43,484 --> 01:19:45,886
that a writer would
pull out of his ass.
1345
01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:49,557
AZ Studios. They're an upstart.
1346
01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:54,395
Word is that they're going under if
they don't have a hit project soon.
1347
01:19:54,428 --> 01:19:56,030
SHAWNATHAN: I mean,
look at him. What does he do?
1348
01:19:56,063 --> 01:19:57,364
[MIMICKING] "Oh, I have
loads of money,
1349
01:19:57,398 --> 01:19:59,333
so, why don't I just
start a studio?
1350
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,969
I don't have to do
any of the fucking work."
1351
01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:04,438
I mean, he took credit
for Slippers and Socks.
1352
01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:05,674
Agent Elf.
1353
01:20:05,707 --> 01:20:08,242
He took credit
for The Duke of City County.
1354
01:20:08,275 --> 01:20:11,245
Well, Slippers and Socks
was okay...
1355
01:20:11,278 --> 01:20:13,280
He took credit
for The Fuzzy Amigos.
1356
01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:14,582
Oh, that one...
1357
01:20:14,616 --> 01:20:17,251
Fuzzy Amigos was brilliant!
1358
01:20:17,284 --> 01:20:20,354
Now, he's going to take
credit for this.
1359
01:20:22,489 --> 01:20:24,825
Man thinks
that nothing ever runs out.
1360
01:20:24,858 --> 01:20:27,094
And maybe his money never will.
1361
01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:30,665
But let's see what happens to him
when he runs out of credibility.
1362
01:20:30,699 --> 01:20:33,200
- Okay.
- [FLY BUZZES]
1363
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:36,236
The light will be bright green on this one.
And he'll make it too!
1364
01:20:36,270 --> 01:20:38,105
Because he's a fucking idiot,
he's stupid.
1365
01:20:38,138 --> 01:20:40,307
And he'll just take this
script, and be like,
1366
01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:42,276
- "Oh, my God, I'm gonna make it and it's gonna be a success."
- CHARLOTTE: Shawn. Shawn.
1367
01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:43,277
Shawnathan!
1368
01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:45,446
This script is terrible!
1369
01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:47,615
[LAUGHING] Exactly.
1370
01:20:47,649 --> 01:20:50,184
And when this city
kicks him out of here,
1371
01:20:50,217 --> 01:20:53,555
then I'll be free to take
everything and everyone I know
1372
01:20:54,488 --> 01:20:55,657
and make my own.
1373
01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:02,597
What about me?
1374
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,365
What?
1375
01:21:04,398 --> 01:21:08,369
You think I'd let you go back to some
gangster twat like Rudy. [LAUGHS]
1376
01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:10,904
I wish I could hold you.
1377
01:21:16,076 --> 01:21:17,044
You can.
1378
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:25,787
Here's to Fuzzy Amigos 2.
1379
01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:31,626
I didn't even think anyone
wanted to even hear my story.
1380
01:21:35,730 --> 01:21:37,231
- [GLASS CLINKS]
- Yes.
1381
01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:39,233
Okay.
1382
01:21:40,501 --> 01:21:41,435
Tell me.
1383
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,275
Boogie the Dog
1384
01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:52,279
hears the other dogs talk about
a plan to attack the cats.
1385
01:21:53,548 --> 01:21:57,786
The cats are too fast.
They're too smart.
1386
01:21:57,819 --> 01:22:03,625
So they came up with a plan where one of the
dogs would go undercover in a cat costume.
1387
01:22:03,658 --> 01:22:06,895
He'd see where they go
and what they do.
1388
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:12,065
Ray, he wants the other dogs to like him.
So he says that he'll do it.
1389
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,736
So he puts on the cat costume,
1390
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:16,871
then he teaches himself
1391
01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:19,072
how to scratch furniture
and lick himself
1392
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,307
the way that cats do.
1393
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:23,477
He meets Pussy Maureen.
1394
01:22:32,286 --> 01:22:37,525
She tells him that maybe he only
thought that he hated the cats.
1395
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:40,994
So he gets both sides to all
become friends with one another.
1396
01:22:44,064 --> 01:22:48,570
And Ray and Pussy Maureen
cuddle in the same doggie bed.
1397
01:22:48,603 --> 01:22:49,771
The end.
1398
01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:53,808
[LAUGHING]
1399
01:22:53,842 --> 01:22:57,177
Hey, Ray. If that's what
your story is about,
1400
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,080
then here's to you.
1401
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,384
And who stole it?
1402
01:23:05,452 --> 01:23:07,856
In this town,
everyone is a suspect.
1403
01:23:09,591 --> 01:23:12,493
You'd have to go
to every single person
1404
01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:16,196
that ever read, looked at,
even touched your script.
1405
01:23:19,233 --> 01:23:20,768
But who are you gonna sue?
1406
01:23:22,336 --> 01:23:24,137
You can't prove you wrote it.
1407
01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:26,139
Fucking idiot.
1408
01:23:28,543 --> 01:23:30,444
Are you ever gonna write again?
1409
01:23:30,477 --> 01:23:32,647
I got no more
stories to tell.
1410
01:23:34,682 --> 01:23:35,650
You're wrong.
1411
01:23:36,885 --> 01:23:38,452
There are always stories
to tell.
1412
01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:40,287
Mm.
1413
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:42,524
Hey.
1414
01:23:42,557 --> 01:23:43,658
[RUSTLING]
1415
01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:12,854
[EXHALES]
1416
01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:15,088
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
1417
01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,747
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1418
01:25:04,504 --> 01:25:06,340
[METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1419
01:25:09,911 --> 01:25:11,546
Yo! I'm home.
1420
01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:22,590
- [THUMPS TABLE]
- Bitch!
1421
01:25:25,093 --> 01:25:27,729
Fuck this shit!
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1422
01:25:27,762 --> 01:25:29,764
Huh? Yeah, you're fucking lazy.
1423
01:25:29,797 --> 01:25:31,231
You better fucking look for it.
1424
01:25:40,808 --> 01:25:41,809
[SNORTS]
1425
01:25:44,512 --> 01:25:46,279
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1426
01:25:51,686 --> 01:25:55,123
♪ Macaroni, macaroni
1427
01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:59,594
♪ Macaroni, macaroni
1428
01:25:59,627 --> 01:26:03,497
♪ There's so much macaroni
That I like to eat
1429
01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:07,334
♪ It's cheesy and it's cheesy
And it can't be beat
1430
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:08,870
♪ I open up my pantry...
1431
01:26:08,903 --> 01:26:11,806
[EXHALES]
I love you...
1432
01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:14,108
♪ Oh, there's so much macaroni
1433
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:19,013
♪ I love macaroni time
1434
01:26:19,047 --> 01:26:22,750
♪ I've got macaroni on my mind
1435
01:26:22,784 --> 01:26:26,319
♪ There's never been a better
Place that I can find
1436
01:26:26,353 --> 01:26:29,389
♪ Like macaroni time ♪
1437
01:26:30,658 --> 01:26:33,193
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1438
01:26:42,036 --> 01:26:43,571
[GUN CLICKING]
1439
01:26:51,378 --> 01:26:52,947
What's going on in here?
1440
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:54,048
[GUNSHOT]
1441
01:26:58,886 --> 01:27:00,487
You say it's a cartoon.
1442
01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:03,024
Yes, by your grace,
we have created a cartoon.
1443
01:27:03,057 --> 01:27:04,324
Like The Flintstones.
1444
01:27:04,357 --> 01:27:06,226
Like The Flintstones,
but with animals.
1445
01:27:06,259 --> 01:27:07,995
Well, The Flintstones
had animals.
1446
01:27:08,029 --> 01:27:09,964
Yes, but these
are modern animals.
1447
01:27:09,997 --> 01:27:11,231
Oh, I see.
1448
01:27:11,264 --> 01:27:14,001
They are dogs and cats,
and they sing and dance.
1449
01:27:14,035 --> 01:27:15,870
I was gonna say
it should have music.
1450
01:27:15,903 --> 01:27:18,706
Well, because you've guided
us so well through the years,
1451
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:22,577
every dog and every cat
has a song.
1452
01:27:22,610 --> 01:27:25,546
Huh. Charlotte,
what do you think?
1453
01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:31,819
This will be the project
to propel us all.
1454
01:27:31,853 --> 01:27:33,054
Do you really think so?
1455
01:27:33,788 --> 01:27:35,022
You especially.
1456
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:40,460
- So goddamn handsome.
- SHAWNATHAN: Agreed.
1457
01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:45,066
I love having the both of you
here with me.
1458
01:27:46,734 --> 01:27:48,301
It's like we're family.
1459
01:27:51,506 --> 01:27:52,607
BOTH: Agreed.
1460
01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,777
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
1461
01:27:57,344 --> 01:28:03,551
♪ Embers to ashes inside
Is how
1462
01:28:03,584 --> 01:28:06,954
♪ We fly through the night
1463
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:13,961
♪ Hoping to light
The lonely sky
1464
01:28:17,330 --> 01:28:23,503
♪ Trying to reach the stars
1465
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:27,542
♪ That shine till tomorrow
1466
01:28:28,743 --> 01:28:34,314
♪ Only to burn
And then we die
1467
01:28:37,952 --> 01:28:39,687
♪ No more... ♪
1468
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,924
Hey. Hey.
1469
01:28:42,957 --> 01:28:44,457
Hang in there, okay?
1470
01:28:45,526 --> 01:28:47,028
Everything is gonna be
all right.
1471
01:28:48,328 --> 01:28:50,131
We're gonna find the monster
that did this.
1472
01:28:51,966 --> 01:28:53,968
We're gonna work day and night.
1473
01:28:54,001 --> 01:28:58,539
Till guys like this, are...
Are put away.
1474
01:28:58,573 --> 01:29:00,608
We need to make this world
a better place.
1475
01:29:01,609 --> 01:29:04,377
So everyone feels safe.
1476
01:29:04,411 --> 01:29:06,781
I promise. You're gonna be able
to play with your friends...
1477
01:29:06,814 --> 01:29:07,915
POTTS: Hold her there.
1478
01:29:07,949 --> 01:29:09,283
- DUQUE: Hang out...
- Kid's mom is here.
1479
01:29:09,317 --> 01:29:11,118
- GIRL: Mommy!
- Hang out and, and...
1480
01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:37,211
Where the fuck do you get off
acting like a fucking crusader?
1481
01:29:37,245 --> 01:29:40,882
You let the powers that be do their
business. That's how you avoid a war.
1482
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:45,452
- But there's already a war.
- Then pick a fucking side!
1483
01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:50,758
Where you goin'?
1484
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:52,560
Got another idiot downstairs.
1485
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:58,733
No ID. But he was nice enough
to give us this.
1486
01:29:59,901 --> 01:30:01,903
You were Mr. Jims, right?
1487
01:30:01,936 --> 01:30:05,106
I've done many roles since then
too, thank you very much.
1488
01:30:05,139 --> 01:30:10,378
Says here on your resume that you specialize
in playing the... the wacky neighbor?
1489
01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:12,613
The concerned dad.
1490
01:30:13,214 --> 01:30:14,882
Douche types.
1491
01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:16,851
Yeah, you see, I don't believe
the first two.
1492
01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:19,053
As for the latter, I'm sure
you're pretty convincing.
1493
01:30:19,887 --> 01:30:21,856
Well, here. For instance.
1494
01:30:21,889 --> 01:30:25,326
They found a piece-of-meat hipster
the other day over on Hayworth.
1495
01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:28,930
Turns out, he's trying to deal
in another man's district.
1496
01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:31,265
Which then turns out,
the stuff that he has,
1497
01:30:31,299 --> 01:30:33,734
we trace back to a little girl
in Encino
1498
01:30:33,768 --> 01:30:36,370
who then very quickly tells us
about you.
1499
01:30:36,404 --> 01:30:38,072
So the hipster's
my fault, right?
1500
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:42,410
No. We were just looking for the next link.
Or are there no more?
1501
01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:45,846
This is just one big chain of
assholes with you at the end?
1502
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:50,384
Bravo! And the award
for best dramatic... [LAUGHS]
1503
01:30:50,418 --> 01:30:53,554
Really, is this what you guys
do with my tax dollars?
1504
01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,455
Trust me,
they're put to good use.
1505
01:30:55,488 --> 01:30:57,525
- And you know that little girl in Encino?
- No.
1506
01:30:57,558 --> 01:31:00,027
Oh, yeah. [SNICKERS]
Turns out she's underaged.
1507
01:31:00,061 --> 01:31:03,631
She told us all about you
and about your place.
1508
01:31:03,664 --> 01:31:06,901
Do you guys have any idea
how many chicks I get?
1509
01:31:06,934 --> 01:31:10,104
- DUQUE: Oh, please. Tell us.
- [POTTS LAUGHS]
1510
01:31:12,139 --> 01:31:15,443
I can't keep track of the
bitches in my house. [LAUGHS]
1511
01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,812
POTTS: [LAUGHS]
Yeah. Yeah.
1512
01:31:21,148 --> 01:31:26,253
Question is, was she underage
at the time she was at my house?
1513
01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:29,290
[POTTS LAUGHS]
1514
01:31:29,323 --> 01:31:30,858
Are you fucking high right now?
1515
01:31:31,325 --> 01:31:32,293
Yes.
1516
01:31:32,326 --> 01:31:33,627
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1517
01:31:37,832 --> 01:31:39,600
- Potts...
- Yeah.
1518
01:31:42,536 --> 01:31:44,238
See what you can do
with this piece of shit.
1519
01:31:46,874 --> 01:31:49,176
TODD: Do you want
my goddamn autograph, huh?
1520
01:31:49,677 --> 01:31:50,845
[LAUGHS]
1521
01:31:52,146 --> 01:31:53,514
You like little girls?
1522
01:31:53,547 --> 01:31:56,317
I would never do
something like that.
1523
01:31:56,350 --> 01:31:59,553
- [CLANGING]
- Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kojak.
1524
01:31:59,587 --> 01:32:03,491
Maybe she saw me getting out of the pool.
Sometimes, I swim nude, I don't know.
1525
01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:07,128
Maybe... maybe she saw
something I posted.
1526
01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:10,498
It's nothing, really...
[CRYING]
1527
01:32:11,866 --> 01:32:13,768
What's the matter, huh?
1528
01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:17,805
You know, this is just
a bullshit shakedown.
1529
01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:20,174
That girl never said
I touched her, you know that.
1530
01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:23,344
- You're just doing this to make a name for yourselves.
- And why would we do that, huh?
1531
01:32:23,377 --> 01:32:26,814
Because everybody
wants to fuck Mr. Jims!
1532
01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:30,184
[SOBBING]
1533
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:34,588
I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna cut down on partying.
1534
01:32:34,622 --> 01:32:37,324
I... I'm gonna start checking
IDs, ask for references, I...
1535
01:32:37,358 --> 01:32:38,893
Shut up, will you?
1536
01:32:38,926 --> 01:32:40,494
I'm laying off
that Arnie shit. No more.
1537
01:32:40,529 --> 01:32:41,896
Whoa.
1538
01:32:41,929 --> 01:32:44,665
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What did you say?
1539
01:32:44,698 --> 01:32:48,335
I think he cuts it... Like, different.
Something... I don't know. It's...
1540
01:32:48,369 --> 01:32:51,205
You said Arnie. You met him?
1541
01:32:51,238 --> 01:32:53,707
Some guy gave me a great deal
on some really amazing shit.
1542
01:32:53,741 --> 01:32:55,142
Probably because
of my celebrity status.
1543
01:32:55,176 --> 01:32:56,177
But was his name Arnie?
1544
01:32:56,210 --> 01:32:57,344
I don't know! I don't know it.
1545
01:32:57,378 --> 01:32:59,146
They... they said Arnie
is taking over.
1546
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:01,015
I didn't give a damn
what his name was.
1547
01:33:02,383 --> 01:33:04,051
Listen, can I go?
1548
01:33:07,788 --> 01:33:10,224
Mary, where did everybody go?
1549
01:33:10,257 --> 01:33:11,692
They got a lead
on that shooter.
1550
01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:13,562
So they just left.
1551
01:33:13,594 --> 01:33:15,963
Yep. Right after they saw
the security footage.
1552
01:33:16,363 --> 01:33:17,398
[SLURPS]
1553
01:33:20,569 --> 01:33:24,472
This is outside the accounting
firm of Froman, Stapp and Garcia.
1554
01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:27,241
He's got history.
1555
01:33:27,775 --> 01:33:28,976
Name's Balfi.
1556
01:33:29,710 --> 01:33:31,412
[SLURPS]
1557
01:33:31,445 --> 01:33:33,080
Punch up everything
you find on this guy.
1558
01:33:33,114 --> 01:33:36,551
So do you have any tattoos
or piercings? [CHUCKLES]
1559
01:33:37,418 --> 01:33:38,786
You know what they say?
1560
01:33:38,819 --> 01:33:41,255
You can only get a hall pass
from Mr. Jim's.
1561
01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:43,558
- [WHISPERS] Actually me...
- Hey, Hamlet, come with me.
1562
01:33:43,592 --> 01:33:44,925
- Wait! I thought we were done.
- Come here.
1563
01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:46,727
Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, Kojak.
No, no, no.
1564
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,229
Well, we did this.
Double jeopardy.
1565
01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:49,697
Double jeopardy!
1566
01:33:49,730 --> 01:33:50,798
No, this is bullshit.
1567
01:33:50,831 --> 01:33:52,299
No, you said I could go.
1568
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,603
Is this the guy?
Is this Arnie?
1569
01:33:54,635 --> 01:33:55,870
TODD: No.
1570
01:33:55,903 --> 01:33:57,738
The dealer, the one who
gave you the stuff.
1571
01:33:57,771 --> 01:33:59,306
No, that's definitely not him.
1572
01:34:02,643 --> 01:34:03,578
That's him.
1573
01:34:06,814 --> 01:34:08,949
- DUQUE: Excuse me. Gavin Addison?
- Yes.
1574
01:34:08,983 --> 01:34:10,951
Detective Steven Duque.
We've met.
1575
01:34:10,985 --> 01:34:12,419
Oh! Yeah, sure.
1576
01:34:12,453 --> 01:34:13,588
So you're going on a trip?
1577
01:34:13,622 --> 01:34:14,822
Yeah, just a few days.
1578
01:34:14,855 --> 01:34:16,257
Kind of in a hurry, sir.
So if you don't mind.
1579
01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:17,958
It'll be quick.
1580
01:34:17,992 --> 01:34:19,760
There's someone in your caseload
that may be directly connected
1581
01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:20,961
to the recent shootings.
1582
01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:22,196
Ray Balfi.
1583
01:34:22,229 --> 01:34:23,397
Balfi...
1584
01:34:23,430 --> 01:34:24,865
Don't recall that name.
1585
01:34:24,899 --> 01:34:26,467
You say he's one of mine?
1586
01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:28,469
He used to belong to Smitty,
then he got transferred to you.
1587
01:34:28,502 --> 01:34:29,770
Damn Smitty.
1588
01:34:29,803 --> 01:34:32,273
Always pawning his work off.
[CHUCKLES]
1589
01:34:32,306 --> 01:34:34,241
There's a possibility
that this Ray Balfi
1590
01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:35,644
might also be responsible
1591
01:34:35,676 --> 01:34:37,778
for most of the homicides
in the last several months.
1592
01:34:37,811 --> 01:34:40,549
I'm thinking him for the Arnie
guy that we've been hearing about.
1593
01:34:40,582 --> 01:34:42,349
No, that's a joke.
1594
01:34:42,383 --> 01:34:44,653
There's no way
he could be Arnie.
1595
01:34:44,685 --> 01:34:45,886
I thought you said
you didn't know him.
1596
01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:48,289
I don't know him.
1597
01:34:48,322 --> 01:34:49,790
- I'm just saying...
- Put it down.
1598
01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:52,693
Put it down.
1599
01:34:53,761 --> 01:34:55,362
Step out of the car slowly.
1600
01:34:55,396 --> 01:34:56,598
[SIGHS]
1601
01:34:56,631 --> 01:34:57,965
It looks like you're going
on a trip.
1602
01:34:57,998 --> 01:34:59,300
Take... take it easy.
1603
01:34:59,333 --> 01:35:01,202
Come on, man.
1604
01:35:01,235 --> 01:35:03,538
You think I'm stupid enough to shoot
an officer in a station parking lot?
1605
01:35:03,572 --> 01:35:05,172
GAVIN: You think anyone
would care if you did?
1606
01:35:05,206 --> 01:35:06,340
No.
1607
01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:07,975
Don't you take money
like everyone else?
1608
01:35:10,077 --> 01:35:11,011
That's right.
1609
01:35:12,079 --> 01:35:13,515
I do.
1610
01:35:13,548 --> 01:35:14,848
Don't worry,
Rudy didn't send me.
1611
01:35:17,519 --> 01:35:19,753
Oh, so it's shakedown time,
right?
1612
01:35:19,787 --> 01:35:21,388
[SCOFFS] You're going
to get in the car,
1613
01:35:21,422 --> 01:35:22,856
you're going to leave
with the money.
1614
01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:24,526
One less shitty PO,
that's fine with me.
1615
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,227
But I want some answers.
1616
01:35:26,260 --> 01:35:28,062
Why should I help you?
1617
01:35:28,095 --> 01:35:30,364
Because I got a bad actor that
can finger you as a dealer.
1618
01:35:30,397 --> 01:35:31,465
So start talking.
1619
01:35:33,767 --> 01:35:36,337
We've been robbing the
local dealers on the street.
1620
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,072
- The small timers.
- You and Balfi?
1621
01:35:38,105 --> 01:35:40,040
- Me and Smitty.
- Smitty?
1622
01:35:40,074 --> 01:35:41,576
It's like this.
1623
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:43,511
We intimidate them long enough,
they start working for us.
1624
01:35:43,545 --> 01:35:44,878
So Balfi's Arnie?
1625
01:35:44,912 --> 01:35:47,181
Will you get off
that Balfi shit?
1626
01:35:47,214 --> 01:35:48,749
I'm telling you,
the guy's an idiot.
1627
01:35:48,782 --> 01:35:50,719
We watched him
dry his bike in the rain.
1628
01:35:50,751 --> 01:35:52,419
You may be smarter
than you think.
1629
01:35:52,453 --> 01:35:54,054
I give him points
for tying his shoe.
1630
01:35:54,088 --> 01:35:56,090
That don't make him
Keyser Soze.
1631
01:35:56,123 --> 01:35:59,460
The way I see it is Smitty stumbled
upon Ray's plan along with you,
1632
01:36:00,629 --> 01:36:02,196
and then paid for it.
1633
01:36:02,229 --> 01:36:05,099
You took on Ray's case to cover
for him and split the money.
1634
01:36:05,132 --> 01:36:07,268
That's not possible.
1635
01:36:07,301 --> 01:36:10,170
- Why?
- Because Smitty was Arnie.
1636
01:36:11,272 --> 01:36:13,307
I worked for him.
1637
01:36:13,340 --> 01:36:15,876
GAVIN: Rudy figured his dealers
were working side deals with Arnie.
1638
01:36:16,511 --> 01:36:17,811
He was right.
1639
01:36:17,845 --> 01:36:20,080
He started sending some
of his thugs out to do,
1640
01:36:20,114 --> 01:36:22,182
you know, research.
1641
01:36:22,216 --> 01:36:24,351
They leaned on Tiny Slotnik
for information,
1642
01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:25,919
which led to Smitty.
1643
01:36:25,953 --> 01:36:27,421
And so Smitty hid the stash
1644
01:36:27,454 --> 01:36:30,391
in Balfi's apartment
right after he got put in jail.
1645
01:36:30,424 --> 01:36:32,761
But then he felt IA around
the corner too,
1646
01:36:32,793 --> 01:36:34,729
so he had to rush back.
1647
01:36:34,763 --> 01:36:36,330
Come on, you bastard!
1648
01:36:37,398 --> 01:36:39,601
Four or five?
1649
01:36:39,634 --> 01:36:42,970
GAVIN: He transferred half the
satchels to me and took off.
1650
01:36:43,003 --> 01:36:45,072
He got made by Rudy's boys
on the street.
1651
01:36:46,206 --> 01:36:47,676
They caught up to him
in the woods.
1652
01:36:49,009 --> 01:36:50,244
That's when he got shot.
1653
01:36:50,277 --> 01:36:51,445
[GUNSHOT]
1654
01:36:54,315 --> 01:36:55,784
Once I heard what they did
to Tiny,
1655
01:36:55,816 --> 01:36:57,619
I knew I had to leave too.
1656
01:36:57,652 --> 01:36:59,920
It was just a matter of time
before they caught up to me.
1657
01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:04,425
The bodies,
the coyotes, Smitty?
1658
01:37:05,159 --> 01:37:06,594
You got your answers now?
1659
01:37:06,628 --> 01:37:08,563
Yeah.
1660
01:37:08,596 --> 01:37:10,998
And so you don't want
anything else?
1661
01:37:15,969 --> 01:37:17,471
You're about to do
the wrong thing.
1662
01:37:18,372 --> 01:37:19,306
I can tell.
1663
01:38:03,685 --> 01:38:04,885
[ENGINE ACCELERATING]
1664
01:38:14,228 --> 01:38:15,663
♪ If you suck my
1665
01:38:16,698 --> 01:38:18,265
♪ Then I'll eat your
1666
01:38:19,066 --> 01:38:21,201
♪ If you eat my
1667
01:38:21,235 --> 01:38:23,070
♪ Then I'm gonna suck your
1668
01:38:24,104 --> 01:38:25,774
♪ If you suck my
1669
01:38:26,841 --> 01:38:27,809
♪ Then I'll eat
1670
01:38:27,842 --> 01:38:30,545
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] Yeah.
1671
01:38:31,613 --> 01:38:33,080
- Hey.
- Hey.
1672
01:38:33,113 --> 01:38:35,149
Some boy scout
just came by named Duque.
1673
01:38:35,784 --> 01:38:37,752
[LAUGHS] Duque.
1674
01:38:37,786 --> 01:38:40,421
Yeah, yeah. He just warned me about
some crazy dude shooting up the valley.
1675
01:38:40,454 --> 01:38:41,790
Someone named Balfi.
1676
01:38:41,823 --> 01:38:43,625
- [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
- Yeah. What about that?
1677
01:38:43,658 --> 01:38:47,060
How about you get your lazy ass out
there and go find him, all right?
1678
01:38:47,094 --> 01:38:49,029
You think you earn your
paycheck by sitting around here?
1679
01:38:49,062 --> 01:38:50,097
Hey, hey.
1680
01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:51,566
Don't worry, okay?
1681
01:38:51,599 --> 01:38:53,835
I've got three uniforms over at
Balfi's place right now.
1682
01:38:53,868 --> 01:38:56,003
Man, splash some water
on your fucking face
1683
01:38:56,036 --> 01:38:57,204
and get the fuck
out there, okay?
1684
01:38:57,237 --> 01:38:58,540
And don't forget your partner.
1685
01:38:58,573 --> 01:38:59,874
What about Duque?
1686
01:38:59,908 --> 01:39:01,942
[SCOFFS] Man just told me
he's not a cop anymore.
1687
01:39:04,579 --> 01:39:06,781
I'm quitting the force.
1688
01:39:06,815 --> 01:39:09,517
The gangs, the guns,
the drugs, everything.
1689
01:39:09,551 --> 01:39:12,219
You said you wanted me
to contribute to the world.
1690
01:39:12,252 --> 01:39:16,356
And the best way for me to contribute
is to be the best father I can be.
1691
01:39:16,390 --> 01:39:19,694
NARRATOR: It was not known exactly
when Tammy made up her mind.
1692
01:39:20,628 --> 01:39:22,196
It could have been years ago.
1693
01:39:22,229 --> 01:39:23,263
How lovely.
1694
01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:24,298
Or it could have been
the moment
1695
01:39:24,331 --> 01:39:26,935
when Duque held up
a wad of cash.
1696
01:39:26,967 --> 01:39:29,737
Bragging of how he got it off
of a crooked parole officer.
1697
01:39:29,771 --> 01:39:31,205
Who did you do that for?
1698
01:39:31,238 --> 01:39:33,373
NARRATOR: Either way,
she decided to get out of it
1699
01:39:33,407 --> 01:39:35,442
the best way she knew how.
1700
01:39:35,476 --> 01:39:37,177
DUQUE: I love you.
1701
01:39:37,211 --> 01:39:39,848
No matter what you say or do,
that's not going to change.
1702
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:46,654
What?
1703
01:39:49,289 --> 01:39:50,457
The baby's not yours.
1704
01:39:53,026 --> 01:39:53,962
What?
1705
01:39:55,295 --> 01:39:56,263
What?
1706
01:39:57,030 --> 01:39:58,031
Tammy?
1707
01:39:59,032 --> 01:40:00,300
Tammy?
1708
01:40:00,334 --> 01:40:01,636
Tammy. Tammy!
1709
01:40:02,637 --> 01:40:03,972
[INAUDIBLE]
1710
01:40:10,879 --> 01:40:13,982
Man, he got me out here
like I'm some little nigga.
1711
01:40:14,014 --> 01:40:16,250
I'm a boss nigga. Shit.
1712
01:40:16,283 --> 01:40:18,553
[BEATBOXING]
1713
01:40:21,956 --> 01:40:23,992
Is that motherfuckin'
Wildabeast?
1714
01:40:26,861 --> 01:40:30,464
Yo! Wildabeast.
1715
01:40:30,497 --> 01:40:32,266
What the hell.
1716
01:40:32,299 --> 01:40:36,036
God, haven't see the dude
in a whole damn day.
1717
01:40:36,069 --> 01:40:39,574
He got a chick up in there
or somethin'? Oh, shit.
1718
01:40:49,349 --> 01:40:50,752
[GROANING]
1719
01:40:52,687 --> 01:40:55,690
NARRATOR: The surviving security
footage from December 24th showed
1720
01:40:55,723 --> 01:41:00,060
that Ray had stormed Rudy's
compound just before 10:00 a.m.
1721
01:41:00,093 --> 01:41:02,030
I'm Ray Balfi.
1722
01:41:02,062 --> 01:41:04,032
The writer of The Dog...
1723
01:41:04,064 --> 01:41:06,166
- He's down at the plant.
- I'm Ray Balfi.
1724
01:41:06,199 --> 01:41:07,702
The writer of The Dog's Meow.
1725
01:41:07,735 --> 01:41:09,136
Oh, man.
1726
01:41:09,169 --> 01:41:11,505
I don't know what that shit
means but it sounds cold.
1727
01:41:11,539 --> 01:41:13,575
Motherfucker, I don't know
who the hell you are, but...
1728
01:41:14,207 --> 01:41:15,342
Oh, shit.
1729
01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:17,579
Hey, man, you want some
baby aspirin?
1730
01:41:17,612 --> 01:41:20,414
- [GROANS] Oh, shit.
- [GUN COCKING]
1731
01:41:20,447 --> 01:41:22,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We can't go in there blasting.
1732
01:41:23,450 --> 01:41:25,553
[EXHALES] The tanks!
1733
01:41:25,587 --> 01:41:28,388
NARRATOR: Ray would only have a
short window of time to reconcile
1734
01:41:28,422 --> 01:41:31,258
his issue with the gangsters.
1735
01:41:31,291 --> 01:41:34,062
The Dog's Meow would be
premiering later that afternoon.
1736
01:41:36,496 --> 01:41:38,432
Ray fortified himself
with product.
1737
01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:40,668
[SNIFFING]
1738
01:41:40,702 --> 01:41:42,570
This room's going to fill up with
fire if you keep shooting that gun.
1739
01:41:42,604 --> 01:41:44,404
NARRATOR: The gangsters tried
reasoning with him,
1740
01:41:44,438 --> 01:41:45,707
and they implored Ray
1741
01:41:45,740 --> 01:41:48,241
to follow the proper
gun safety procedures.
1742
01:41:48,275 --> 01:41:49,409
Did you hear what
the fuck I said?
1743
01:41:49,443 --> 01:41:51,679
Where's Waldo-looking-ass
motherfucker!
1744
01:41:51,713 --> 01:41:54,247
You're gonna make this motherfucking
whole place burn down, bitch.
1745
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:55,115
Think about it, man.
1746
01:41:56,283 --> 01:41:57,585
[YELLS] Where is everybody?
1747
01:42:04,324 --> 01:42:07,795
We still have to dance.
We still have to dance!
1748
01:42:07,829 --> 01:42:10,565
We're last, now stick your asses
in the air or we'll die!
1749
01:42:14,301 --> 01:42:15,469
We can't die.
1750
01:42:18,372 --> 01:42:19,707
- MAN 1: Fuck him up.
- MAN 2: Get him good.
1751
01:42:20,173 --> 01:42:22,476
[GRUNTING]
1752
01:42:22,510 --> 01:42:24,078
NARRATOR:
All felt lost for Ray.
1753
01:42:24,112 --> 01:42:25,178
You tapping out?
You tapping out?
1754
01:42:26,948 --> 01:42:28,950
[YELLING]
1755
01:42:28,983 --> 01:42:31,085
But then the product
finally kicked in.
1756
01:42:31,119 --> 01:42:32,386
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1757
01:42:40,695 --> 01:42:42,096
[GRUNTS]
1758
01:42:42,130 --> 01:42:44,632
The local artists wrote songs
and painted murals
1759
01:42:44,666 --> 01:42:46,768
to commemorate this event.
1760
01:42:46,801 --> 01:42:48,836
To honor their fallen heroes.
1761
01:42:55,843 --> 01:42:57,078
And for Rudy...
1762
01:43:00,682 --> 01:43:02,984
It was rumored that
he fought valiantly.
1763
01:43:03,017 --> 01:43:05,218
♪ The heathen of the street
1764
01:43:05,252 --> 01:43:07,855
♪ There's a house made
For the beast
1765
01:43:07,889 --> 01:43:11,526
♪ And his legions will make you
Feel at home
1766
01:43:17,632 --> 01:43:20,168
♪ Is it something that's on
Your mind?
1767
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:22,970
♪ Is it something you want
To tell me?
1768
01:43:23,004 --> 01:43:24,072
♪ The way you look me
1769
01:43:24,105 --> 01:43:27,141
♪ Someway you look me
In the eye
1770
01:43:27,175 --> 01:43:29,510
♪ Tell me he treats you well ♪
1771
01:43:32,513 --> 01:43:33,848
[CHOKING]
1772
01:43:34,682 --> 01:43:35,650
[GRUNTS]
1773
01:43:45,425 --> 01:43:46,594
[BELL RINGING]
1774
01:43:53,034 --> 01:43:54,334
Fuck you!
1775
01:43:54,367 --> 01:43:55,670
NARRATOR: The press would
eventually call this
1776
01:43:55,703 --> 01:43:57,404
"The Christmas
Factory Massacre."
1777
01:43:59,372 --> 01:44:01,441
[GUNSHOTS]
1778
01:44:05,546 --> 01:44:06,714
They're shooting?
1779
01:44:09,282 --> 01:44:10,450
They're shooting?
1780
01:44:10,484 --> 01:44:13,253
- Oh, my God, they're...
- Fucking shooting!
1781
01:44:14,488 --> 01:44:15,823
NARRATOR: Saints to ashes.
1782
01:44:19,392 --> 01:44:20,494
[GUNSHOT]
1783
01:44:20,528 --> 01:44:21,562
[EXPLOSION]
1784
01:44:22,496 --> 01:44:23,396
[BELL RINGING]
1785
01:44:25,967 --> 01:44:26,934
[ALARM BLARING]
1786
01:44:58,533 --> 01:45:00,535
[ALARM STOPS]
1787
01:45:00,568 --> 01:45:04,138
[ECHOES] Charlotte, I thought
I'd lost you forever.
1788
01:45:07,008 --> 01:45:09,010
You think I'd go anywhere
without you?
1789
01:45:09,744 --> 01:45:10,778
We have to go.
1790
01:45:12,013 --> 01:45:13,648
No, wait.
1791
01:45:17,785 --> 01:45:21,656
♪ Do you really have to
Leave so soon?
1792
01:45:23,591 --> 01:45:28,361
♪ I was just about to
Paint the moon
1793
01:45:31,065 --> 01:45:33,668
♪ Like sunshine
1794
01:45:34,869 --> 01:45:40,074
♪ Just so you'd believe
The sun shines
1795
01:45:41,609 --> 01:45:45,646
♪ All night long for
You and me
1796
01:45:50,985 --> 01:45:54,655
♪ Do you really have to say
1797
01:45:54,689 --> 01:45:58,326
♪ Those tacky things
About me?
1798
01:45:58,358 --> 01:46:05,199
♪ I was really saying
Tactfully I'd set you free
1799
01:46:05,233 --> 01:46:08,803
♪ Like sunshine
1800
01:46:08,836 --> 01:46:13,875
♪ So you can light the world
Like sunshine
1801
01:46:15,676 --> 01:46:20,114
♪ For every boy and girl
Like you and me
1802
01:46:29,323 --> 01:46:31,993
♪ Was it something
1803
01:46:32,026 --> 01:46:35,428
[DISTORTED]
♪ Was it something I said?
1804
01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:43,971
[DISTORTED AND SLOW] ♪ Or
just those voices in your head
1805
01:46:44,739 --> 01:46:46,040
♪ Again
1806
01:46:47,241 --> 01:46:48,809
[SIREN BLARING]
1807
01:47:01,488 --> 01:47:05,293
Wilson, Kim, Rodriguez.
1808
01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,228
What the hell?
1809
01:47:07,261 --> 01:47:08,362
Maybe they went back.
1810
01:47:10,264 --> 01:47:13,935
Or... maybe we're the only two
assholes standing around
1811
01:47:13,968 --> 01:47:16,637
this shit house waiting for
nothing to happen.
1812
01:47:16,671 --> 01:47:18,105
NARRATOR:
Back at Ray's building,
1813
01:47:18,139 --> 01:47:21,208
Detective Potts and Perry
coordinate their ambush.
1814
01:47:21,242 --> 01:47:22,243
Maybe we should calm down.
1815
01:47:23,878 --> 01:47:24,812
Yeah.
1816
01:47:25,813 --> 01:47:28,182
So who you like
in the playoffs?
1817
01:47:28,215 --> 01:47:32,286
Well, uh, which team
has the more white guys?
1818
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,287
Neither.
1819
01:47:33,321 --> 01:47:35,323
Oh, well, there's
always next year.
1820
01:47:37,490 --> 01:47:39,126
[GRUNTING ON RADIO]
1821
01:47:40,761 --> 01:47:42,930
Whoever this is,
let me know your 20.
1822
01:47:44,765 --> 01:47:45,833
What the hell is going on?
1823
01:47:46,334 --> 01:47:48,436
Goddamn!
1824
01:47:48,468 --> 01:47:50,838
[SIGHS] Let me see
what the hell's going on.
1825
01:47:51,605 --> 01:47:52,472
Fuck!
1826
01:47:52,974 --> 01:47:53,975
I need a nap.
1827
01:47:55,142 --> 01:47:56,310
[SIGHS]
1828
01:47:56,344 --> 01:47:59,280
- [GRUNTS ON RADIO]
- Kim?
1829
01:48:00,848 --> 01:48:01,949
Rodriguez?
1830
01:48:04,318 --> 01:48:05,586
Wilson!
1831
01:48:08,656 --> 01:48:09,590
Perry?
1832
01:48:11,993 --> 01:48:14,161
Perry, is that you?
1833
01:48:14,829 --> 01:48:15,730
[WHISPERS] Perry?
1834
01:48:31,612 --> 01:48:37,251
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1835
01:48:38,519 --> 01:48:43,024
♪ Here in my hideaway
1836
01:48:45,226 --> 01:48:51,332
♪ No one can take them
From me
1837
01:48:52,299 --> 01:48:57,304
♪ Now that I'm here to stay
1838
01:48:59,006 --> 01:49:04,745
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1839
01:49:05,913 --> 01:49:08,517
♪ Want them to be
1840
01:49:09,283 --> 01:49:12,686
♪ Want them to be
1841
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:18,259
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1842
01:49:19,193 --> 01:49:24,632
♪ For you, my love
1843
01:49:26,434 --> 01:49:29,937
♪ Put it all away
For ever and ever
1844
01:49:31,105 --> 01:49:33,240
Why is it so dead around here?
1845
01:49:33,274 --> 01:49:36,777
♪ And we can live a lifeTogether and forever
1846
01:49:36,811 --> 01:49:39,246
♪ Just as long
As we're in love ♪
1847
01:49:41,382 --> 01:49:42,416
[WATER RUNNING]
1848
01:49:48,489 --> 01:49:49,890
[LINE RINGING]
1849
01:49:53,461 --> 01:49:54,395
It's Duque.
1850
01:49:56,997 --> 01:49:59,733
Sit tight. I know
where Balfi is.
1851
01:50:01,502 --> 01:50:02,537
[RADIO STATIC]
1852
01:50:03,270 --> 01:50:04,105
Potts?
1853
01:50:05,106 --> 01:50:06,107
Potts?
1854
01:50:08,742 --> 01:50:09,710
Perry?
1855
01:50:13,548 --> 01:50:14,516
Wilson?
1856
01:50:16,283 --> 01:50:17,586
Kim?
1857
01:50:17,618 --> 01:50:18,652
Rodriguez?
1858
01:50:21,822 --> 01:50:23,257
MAUREEN:
You know, I came by once.
1859
01:50:24,925 --> 01:50:25,826
You weren't here.
1860
01:50:26,794 --> 01:50:27,761
Where are you going?
1861
01:50:29,130 --> 01:50:30,664
To my premier.
1862
01:50:30,698 --> 01:50:32,967
To your what?
1863
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:36,103
Look, I came by to tell you
that I was leaving town.
1864
01:50:36,137 --> 01:50:39,140
♪ That's where
I want them to be
1865
01:50:39,974 --> 01:50:42,544
♪ Here in my hideaway ♪
1866
01:50:42,577 --> 01:50:44,178
Oh, wow, this is your mom?
1867
01:50:45,112 --> 01:50:46,515
Poor thing.
1868
01:50:46,548 --> 01:50:48,617
Raising little Ray must have
been a full time job, huh?
1869
01:50:50,017 --> 01:50:51,852
- She looks like she's been...
- Why are you leaving?
1870
01:50:53,487 --> 01:50:54,755
I just want to get out of here.
1871
01:50:54,788 --> 01:50:56,157
I... I want to get high.
1872
01:50:56,190 --> 01:50:57,958
I want to find a shitty
job somewhere.
1873
01:50:57,992 --> 01:50:59,460
I want to make my music.
1874
01:50:59,493 --> 01:51:01,162
I don't deserve this anymore.
1875
01:51:02,463 --> 01:51:04,231
- And Rudy.
- Rudy?
1876
01:51:04,265 --> 01:51:07,268
Yeah, Rudy.
He's a fucking crazy man.
1877
01:51:07,301 --> 01:51:08,669
Scared the hell out of me.
1878
01:51:09,703 --> 01:51:11,640
I thought you didn't see him.
1879
01:51:11,672 --> 01:51:13,674
What's the matter with you?
Of course I've seen him.
1880
01:51:13,707 --> 01:51:15,843
You can't work unless
you meet the man.
1881
01:51:15,876 --> 01:51:17,646
When were you in my apartment?
1882
01:51:17,678 --> 01:51:19,146
I wasn't in your apartment.
1883
01:51:19,180 --> 01:51:20,948
I told you that.
I just stopped by.
1884
01:51:21,849 --> 01:51:23,284
- When?
- I don't remember.
1885
01:51:23,317 --> 01:51:26,420
Look, everybody just needs
to get out of here.
1886
01:51:26,453 --> 01:51:30,157
We should start on a new country
or on an island or something.
1887
01:51:30,191 --> 01:51:33,427
Do you want me to end up
looking like your mom?
1888
01:51:33,460 --> 01:51:35,496
You know, she may not have the
chance to do the right thing anymore.
1889
01:51:35,530 --> 01:51:36,430
But I do.
1890
01:51:37,532 --> 01:51:39,166
You know, she reminds me
a lot of me.
1891
01:51:41,636 --> 01:51:43,237
My mother wasn't a whore.
1892
01:51:44,539 --> 01:51:46,040
Fuck you!
1893
01:51:46,073 --> 01:51:48,075
Do you know what a guy
once paid me?
1894
01:51:48,809 --> 01:51:49,710
Two thousand dollars.
1895
01:51:49,743 --> 01:51:51,712
Have you ever made that much?
1896
01:51:51,745 --> 01:51:53,180
Let me tell you
why I did it, Ray,
1897
01:51:53,214 --> 01:51:55,816
because if someone
offers you $2,000,
1898
01:51:55,849 --> 01:51:58,385
you fuck that person.
1899
01:51:58,419 --> 01:51:59,987
Like you wouldn't do
the same thing?
1900
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:01,255
You fucking hypocrite.
1901
01:52:01,989 --> 01:52:02,890
Isn't that how it works?
1902
01:52:02,923 --> 01:52:04,559
You buy a couple dinners.
1903
01:52:04,593 --> 01:52:05,859
Maybe a gift.
1904
01:52:05,893 --> 01:52:08,229
Just adds up to a dollar value,
you idiot!
1905
01:52:08,796 --> 01:52:10,064
So...
1906
01:52:10,097 --> 01:52:12,366
Ray, baby, let's face it,
1907
01:52:12,399 --> 01:52:14,001
adjusting for inflation,
1908
01:52:14,868 --> 01:52:16,036
your mother...
1909
01:52:17,104 --> 01:52:18,540
Don't!
1910
01:52:18,573 --> 01:52:21,075
Probably held out
for a lot less.
1911
01:52:25,446 --> 01:52:28,048
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1912
01:52:28,082 --> 01:52:29,216
[WHIMPERING]
1913
01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:30,719
When did you see Rudy?
1914
01:52:30,751 --> 01:52:32,721
When did you give him
my script?
1915
01:52:32,753 --> 01:52:34,221
When did you give him
my script?
1916
01:52:35,089 --> 01:52:36,257
[GROANS]
1917
01:52:59,413 --> 01:53:00,682
- Come here.
- [SCREAMS]
1918
01:53:05,620 --> 01:53:06,588
[GROANS]
1919
01:53:29,810 --> 01:53:31,646
No, no. Someone!
1920
01:53:32,446 --> 01:53:33,748
No. No. [CRIES]
1921
01:53:34,815 --> 01:53:35,784
No!
1922
01:53:39,353 --> 01:53:40,722
[SCREAMING]
1923
01:53:42,990 --> 01:53:44,124
Please...
1924
01:53:44,992 --> 01:53:45,993
[CHOKING]
Stop...
1925
01:53:49,531 --> 01:53:50,464
Balfi.
1926
01:53:59,373 --> 01:54:00,307
Balfi.
1927
01:54:06,947 --> 01:54:07,816
Balfi.
1928
01:54:26,367 --> 01:54:27,635
- [YELLS]
- [SCREAMS]
1929
01:54:48,255 --> 01:54:49,189
Damn it.
1930
01:55:37,572 --> 01:55:38,706
[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]
1931
01:55:49,016 --> 01:55:51,485
MAN: I was doing MacBeth
before this, Joe!
1932
01:55:53,287 --> 01:55:54,354
Now this.
1933
01:55:56,089 --> 01:55:57,324
It's not worth my time.
1934
01:56:04,666 --> 01:56:06,467
What are you looking at?
1935
01:56:06,500 --> 01:56:10,237
Welcome to the cinematic event
of our young millennium.
1936
01:56:10,738 --> 01:56:12,039
[CROWD CLAPPING]
1937
01:56:12,072 --> 01:56:15,275
The story of a dog
who goes undercover as a cat,
1938
01:56:15,309 --> 01:56:18,178
to report to other dogs,
what cats do.
1939
01:56:18,212 --> 01:56:20,782
But then the dogs and cats
become friends and end up
1940
01:56:20,815 --> 01:56:23,484
sleeping and living together.
1941
01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:26,688
All with some superb animation,
pretty songs,
1942
01:56:26,721 --> 01:56:29,757
and of course, it's all from
the amazing minds
1943
01:56:29,791 --> 01:56:31,091
at AZ Studios.
1944
01:56:31,124 --> 01:56:32,392
The Dog's Meow.
1945
01:56:32,426 --> 01:56:34,562
[CROWD CHEERING]
1946
01:56:34,596 --> 01:56:37,599
But one moment,
ladies and gentlemen,
1947
01:56:37,632 --> 01:56:39,667
distinguished members
of the industry,
1948
01:56:39,701 --> 01:56:42,035
distinguished members
of the media,
1949
01:56:42,069 --> 01:56:44,639
I would be remiss
if I did not say
1950
01:56:44,672 --> 01:56:47,575
that this film is down
to the artistry,
1951
01:56:47,609 --> 01:56:51,546
the vision, the leadership,
of just one man.
1952
01:56:54,214 --> 01:56:57,150
[WHISPERS] Sir, it would mean so
much if you spoke to the people.
1953
01:56:58,686 --> 01:57:01,088
It would be
an inspiration, sir.
1954
01:57:01,121 --> 01:57:02,690
Please. Just a few words.
1955
01:57:15,135 --> 01:57:18,840
Welcome to our
lovely extravaganza.
1956
01:57:18,873 --> 01:57:20,975
We've had a difficult year.
1957
01:57:21,009 --> 01:57:25,847
Cutbacks, many people
laid off from their jobs.
1958
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:30,752
And... we lost our award
winning Kohaku koi pond.
1959
01:57:32,352 --> 01:57:34,221
But now...
1960
01:57:34,254 --> 01:57:35,957
with the success
of this movie...
1961
01:57:38,026 --> 01:57:39,527
I could get that koi pond back.
1962
01:57:41,563 --> 01:57:42,664
Roll it!
1963
01:57:42,697 --> 01:57:44,398
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CROWD CLAPPING]
1964
01:57:44,431 --> 01:57:45,600
The Dog's Meow, everyone.
1965
01:57:50,939 --> 01:57:53,007
I can't wait to see you
burn in hell.
1966
01:58:07,622 --> 01:58:09,222
MAN: Move your cankles.
1967
01:58:09,256 --> 01:58:11,325
DOG 1: [ON SCREEN] We are all proud
dogs, but we are bored
1968
01:58:11,358 --> 01:58:13,293
and we have nothing
to howl about.
1969
01:58:13,327 --> 01:58:15,095
DOG 2: Nothing to bark about.
1970
01:58:15,128 --> 01:58:17,264
- DOG 3: So we've designed a plan.
- DOG 1: To take over the cats.
1971
01:58:17,297 --> 01:58:19,433
DOG 4: Yeah, but who's going
to be stupid enough to...
1972
01:58:19,466 --> 01:58:20,702
- DOG 5: Hey.
- DOG 4: Hey.
1973
01:58:20,735 --> 01:58:24,271
- ALL: It's Boogie.
- MAN: What's a Boogie?
1974
01:58:24,304 --> 01:58:27,240
- [BOY] It's a dog!
- MAN: You stay right there.
1975
01:58:35,016 --> 01:58:37,885
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing
1976
01:58:37,919 --> 01:58:39,252
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1977
01:58:39,286 --> 01:58:41,923
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing
1978
01:58:41,956 --> 01:58:43,423
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1979
01:58:43,457 --> 01:58:46,027
♪ I sing, woof, you sing, meow
And we both sing ♪
1980
01:58:46,060 --> 01:58:49,296
♪ I dream of scratching
And licking myself
1981
01:58:49,329 --> 01:58:50,665
[COUGHS]
1982
01:58:50,698 --> 01:58:52,132
♪ And hair balls ♪
1983
01:58:52,165 --> 01:58:54,134
BOOGIE: I'm gonna miss you too,
Pussy Maureen.
1984
01:58:54,167 --> 01:58:56,938
But now I have to bring all the
world's dogs and cats together,
1985
01:58:56,971 --> 01:58:59,641
so that we can stop the scourge
of environmental crime.
1986
01:59:00,273 --> 01:59:01,441
So long.
1987
01:59:01,475 --> 01:59:03,111
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1988
01:59:03,845 --> 01:59:05,613
[ALL EXCLAIMING, CLAPPING]
1989
01:59:05,647 --> 01:59:06,948
WOMAN: What the fuck?
1990
01:59:08,148 --> 01:59:09,884
[CROWD BOOING]
1991
01:59:09,917 --> 01:59:12,053
What a fucking piece of shit.
1992
01:59:12,086 --> 01:59:14,254
It's not even a modest
piece...
1993
01:59:14,287 --> 01:59:15,322
[CROWD BOOING]
1994
01:59:19,326 --> 01:59:21,696
Sir, maybe you should go home.
1995
01:59:21,729 --> 01:59:23,196
Go on, we'll catch up
with you later.
1996
01:59:24,197 --> 01:59:25,332
WOMAN: Sucked!
1997
01:59:27,035 --> 01:59:28,069
This is my idea!
1998
01:59:29,804 --> 01:59:31,939
This is my idea!
1999
01:59:31,973 --> 01:59:33,407
- MAN: Hey, he's got a gun.
- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
2000
01:59:35,043 --> 01:59:36,176
WOMAN: He's got a gun.
2001
01:59:37,277 --> 01:59:38,146
This is my idea!
2002
01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:41,849
Right now, you need to be
in the car.
2003
01:59:41,883 --> 01:59:43,417
Why are you here talking with me?
What the...
2004
01:59:46,654 --> 01:59:48,156
[TIRES SCREECHING]
2005
01:59:54,227 --> 01:59:56,296
Well, well, well.
2006
01:59:56,329 --> 01:59:58,132
If it isn't Mr. Dickhead.
2007
01:59:58,733 --> 01:59:59,734
Oh!
2008
02:00:02,637 --> 02:00:03,705
[GROANS]
2009
02:00:10,044 --> 02:00:11,478
Get the gun. Get him.
2010
02:00:13,114 --> 02:00:15,449
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
2011
02:00:46,881 --> 02:00:48,415
[COYOTE HOWLING]
2012
02:01:18,411 --> 02:01:19,747
[PUSSY MAUREEN GIGGLES]
2013
02:01:19,781 --> 02:01:21,381
PUSSY MAUREEN: I'd rather
you stay.
2014
02:01:22,449 --> 02:01:24,652
You saved the neighborhood.
2015
02:01:24,685 --> 02:01:27,155
Now all the dogs
and cats are friends.
2016
02:01:32,960 --> 02:01:34,896
REPORTER: And in a bizarre bit
of entertainment news,
2017
02:01:34,929 --> 02:01:38,331
the Internet has been flooded
with requests for The Dog's Meow
2018
02:01:38,365 --> 02:01:40,134
after a connection was
discovered between
2019
02:01:40,168 --> 02:01:42,369
the film's creation
and last winter's holiday
2020
02:01:42,402 --> 02:01:45,305
shooting rampage involving
Raymond Carter Balfi.
2021
02:01:45,338 --> 02:01:47,909
Balfi sought revenge,
alleging that the screenplay
2022
02:01:47,942 --> 02:01:51,112
was, in his words,
"Stolen from him."
2023
02:01:51,145 --> 02:01:52,780
A commercial
and critical failure,
2024
02:01:52,814 --> 02:01:55,817
the movie found renewed interest
when AZ Studios released
2025
02:01:55,850 --> 02:01:58,252
excerpts from
Balfi's audio journal,
2026
02:01:58,286 --> 02:02:01,388
which chronicled his descent
into madness.
2027
02:02:01,421 --> 02:02:03,991
A docudrama based on
these events is in the works,
2028
02:02:04,025 --> 02:02:06,260
according to an AZ Studio
spokesperson.
2029
02:02:21,909 --> 02:02:25,378
Charlotte, darling...
2030
02:02:25,412 --> 02:02:27,815
clear the day for an emergency
production meeting.
2031
02:02:32,553 --> 02:02:34,387
Shawnathan has you for a two.
2032
02:02:36,123 --> 02:02:36,958
Shawnathan?
2033
02:02:41,494 --> 02:02:42,864
I can clear your two.
2034
02:02:46,667 --> 02:02:48,501
[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]
2035
02:03:02,352 --> 02:03:07,352
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
2036
02:03:25,873 --> 02:03:27,575
♪ If it ain't rough
It ain't me
2037
02:03:27,608 --> 02:03:28,709
♪ So don't hate me
2038
02:03:28,743 --> 02:03:30,044
♪ 'Cause lately
I've been talkin'
2039
02:03:30,077 --> 02:03:31,612
♪ 'Bout how I'm motherfuckin'
Ready MX is
2040
02:03:31,646 --> 02:03:33,214
♪ Demon with his own venom
2041
02:03:33,247 --> 02:03:35,249
♪ He'll get rappers and shoving
Fucking microphones in 'em
2042
02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:37,652
♪ Bitch niggas just tryna hate
So they gots to get it
2043
02:03:37,685 --> 02:03:39,253
♪ But be down
You just get bap, bap
2044
02:03:39,287 --> 02:03:40,588
- ♪ Fuckin' shots are with it
- ♪ Come on
2045
02:03:40,621 --> 02:03:42,556
♪ I beat the shit out of money
'Cause yo, that's all I knew
2046
02:03:42,590 --> 02:03:44,058
♪ Look at me go
Against the grain
2047
02:03:44,091 --> 02:03:45,393
♪ 'Cause that's all I do
2048
02:03:45,425 --> 02:03:46,694
♪ I say no more except
That ass'll be beat
2049
02:03:46,727 --> 02:03:47,895
♪ Bet y'all niggas
Feel the pressure
2050
02:03:47,929 --> 02:03:49,030
♪ Passing me on the street
2051
02:03:49,063 --> 02:03:50,331
♪ Got that bugged out
Smoked out
2052
02:03:50,364 --> 02:03:51,999
♪ And drugged out flow
2053
02:03:52,033 --> 02:03:54,268
♪ But yo, empty every slug out
Yo' ass hit the floor, and yo
2054
02:03:54,302 --> 02:03:56,170
♪ I can go like I'm gone
Word is bond
2055
02:03:56,203 --> 02:03:58,739
♪ When I pull up, damn it's on
Come on
2056
02:03:58,773 --> 02:04:00,440
♪ Niggas only know
Half the script
2057
02:04:00,473 --> 02:04:01,609
♪ I'm in the strip
With the twice
2058
02:04:01,642 --> 02:04:02,910
♪ But the chimps got grip
And I...
2059
02:04:02,944 --> 02:04:04,979
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2060
02:04:05,913 --> 02:04:07,648
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
2061
02:04:07,682 --> 02:04:09,350
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2062
02:04:14,221 --> 02:04:16,857
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2063
02:04:16,891 --> 02:04:18,826
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
2064
02:04:18,859 --> 02:04:21,295
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2065
02:04:21,329 --> 02:04:23,264
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
2066
02:04:26,667 --> 02:04:27,668
♪ Goin'
2067
02:04:32,606 --> 02:04:34,809
♪ Keep holdin' on like
Simply Red
2068
02:04:34,842 --> 02:04:37,111
♪ If a motherfucker try it
Then a motherfucker dead
2069
02:04:37,144 --> 02:04:39,313
♪ Raw head with the face
Skeleton scoop
2070
02:04:39,347 --> 02:04:40,514
♪ Like the pelican
2071
02:04:40,548 --> 02:04:41,849
♪ Niggas is soft
Like gelatin
2072
02:04:41,882 --> 02:04:43,651
♪ Irrelevant
How many rhymes you got?
2073
02:04:43,684 --> 02:04:44,952
♪ You ain't got what I got
2074
02:04:44,986 --> 02:04:46,420
♪ X marks the spot
2075
02:04:46,454 --> 02:04:48,289
♪ I get high on your girl
When you was up North
2076
02:04:48,322 --> 02:04:49,590
♪ You remember me
2077
02:04:49,623 --> 02:04:51,125
♪ Runnin' up on that ass
With duck sauce
2078
02:04:51,158 --> 02:04:52,893
♪ I'm tryna hit the streets
And get heart
2079
02:04:52,927 --> 02:04:54,161
♪ With your dick hard
2080
02:04:54,195 --> 02:04:56,297
♪ Fuck around
Get your shit split apart
2081
02:04:56,330 --> 02:04:58,032
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2082
02:04:58,065 --> 02:05:00,067
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
2083
02:05:00,101 --> 02:05:02,136
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2084
02:05:03,270 --> 02:05:04,572
♪ To get me where I'm goin'
2085
02:05:04,605 --> 02:05:06,774
♪ I make moves to get me
Where I'm goin'
2086
02:05:08,409 --> 02:05:11,045
♪ She said, uh
Are you experienced?
2087
02:05:11,078 --> 02:05:13,214
♪ I said
Yeah, as a matter of fact
2088
02:05:14,015 --> 02:05:15,850
♪ I can be very magical
2089
02:05:15,883 --> 02:05:18,319
♪ Watch me pull a rabbit
Out your hat
2090
02:05:18,352 --> 02:05:20,621
♪ You know what I've been
Seein' blood
2091
02:05:20,654 --> 02:05:22,690
♪ Creepin' and runnin'
Through the grass
2092
02:05:22,723 --> 02:05:24,558
♪ And we been huntin'
For love
2093
02:05:24,592 --> 02:05:26,327
♪ And that's why
I want you back ♪157605
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