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-Previously on Astrid
and Lilly Save the World.
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-I love us.
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-ASTRID: I love us too, Lil.
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-You're a monster -
Check out a mirror.
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[Howling]
- Oh, shit, I'm gonna die
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at the hands of a
hottie with a body.
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-I'm Brutus. Long
story short...
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a portal to another
dimensin was opened.
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Sort of "end of the
world" type situation.
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[Scream] [Roar]
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-It makes sense.
It's furniture lady.
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-Oh, my God!
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-Who have you been taking
orders from anyway?
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Brutus?
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-EGGS: I know you're
up to somethin.
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I just don't know what
it s yet but I think
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it has something to do
wih the solar system.
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-Two down, eight to go.
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[Energetic punk song
by SNFU plays loudly]
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[Punk song continues
quietly from phone]
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-Oh, I officially
hate everything I own.
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-Come on, we're gonna be late.
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[Frustrated groan]
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[Dramatic boom]
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[Frustrated groan]
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-ASTRID: Okay, you look fine.
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Who are you trying
to impress, anyway?
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-Oh, nothing, no one!
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Uh, why would you even say that?
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Let's just go.
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[Brutus, Astrid and
Lilly all scream]
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[Hisses]
- Hooah
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How did you get in here?
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-What the hell, Brutus?!
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[Sighs]
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-That was a test.
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And you failed.
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You have to learn how
to conquer your fears.
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Eight monsters between
the both of you
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and the closing of the portal?
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You have to always be ready.
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[Exhale] Good news is
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the rest of your powers
should be kicking in soon.
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- Wait, the rest of them?
- Yeah.
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-Ohh! Do we get to
be, like, invisible?
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I've always wanted
to be able to fly.
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-I just want the vinegar
vomit smell to stop.
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-Yeah, no, that's
still gonna be there.
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But your hearing and your sight
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should be increasing.
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-I guess that's cool.
[Gasps]
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Oh, the better to
spy on Sparrow.
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[Snorts]
- Oh, and your leg?
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It is gradually gonna get
stronger, so... [Sucks teeth]
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-Wait...
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just the one leg?
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Wow. Awesome.
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-Just be careful, you
know, with your powers.
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They're really unpredictable.
They are tied to the portal,
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which is a literal
rip in time and space,
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so, you know, not the most...
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stable.
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[Gentle music] Hm.
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-Uh, hey, this is private!
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-Oh, I'm-I'm cool. I'm cool.
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I love, uh... Tay-Tay
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and, uh...
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Penises.
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Oh! And what's this?
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"Prove to jerks at
school..." [Scoffs]
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Who are these jerks at school?
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Of course you can
get a boyfriend.
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Hey!
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[Upbeat music]
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Hey, that's... that's me!
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-All right! Time to go.
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It's time to go!
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-Uh, Brutus almost saw...
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everything.
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[Yells] [Screaming]
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-God damn it, Brutus!
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-Conquer your fear.
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Always be ready.
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-Ohh...
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I wanted to drink this.
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[Upbeat music sting]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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-[ Sigh] Is it just me,
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or does the whole Brutus
training feel super random?
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I mean, I know he's
supposed to be the expert,
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but the whole thing is kinda...
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-Kinda suss? Yeah.
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[School bell]
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-And now we're late.
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-Brutus didn't mention
any new monsters.
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Maybe we get the day off?
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[Woman screaming]
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-Oh, my God! Brutus,
give it a rest!
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-WOMAN: Oh, God, oh God.
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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[Frightened exclamation]
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[Panicked breathing]
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-What the hell was that?
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[Hissing]
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Oh, my God!
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[Frightened gasps]
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[Percussive bass guitar playing]
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-First, I find a gray
hair this morning
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and now Jonas is a no-show.
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My birthday week is ruined.
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- Maybe he's just lat?
- I had a whole plan!
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Bottomless margs
at Maria's Cantina
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and then I was finally
gonna close that hottie.
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-Boo.
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-What if he saw the gray hair
and now he's avoiding me?
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-Oh, my God, are you
kiddin? You look amazing.
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-Well, of course you
think I look amazing;
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you're so much older than me.
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-If you still wanna get
marg, I'm free tonight.
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-I know what will
make me feel better.
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[Piercing whistle]
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Today we're playing dodgeball!
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-Oh, dodgeball.
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Classic. The bruises
are temporary
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but the emotional
scars last a lifetime.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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-I can't. I can't.
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-Where do you
think you're going?
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-Nurse's office.
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I have flu...
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cramps.
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-Nice try.
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There is no such
thing as flu cramps.
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You - over there.
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-Okay, let's go.
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-Ah, ah, ah, na! You.
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Over there.
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You - there. You - there.
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You - there.
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No, you there.
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[High energy rock music]
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Ready or not...
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here we go! [Blows whistle]
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-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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[Shoes squeaking]
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-Oh, ow.
[Sobbing]
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-Ooh.
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-Ow, stop.
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-Astrid!
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-Ow!
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-Hey! Hey! Hey!
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They can't keep hitting
her after she's out!
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-Dodgeball is survival
of the fittest.
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She should try being fitter.
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-Or a smaller target.
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-Oh, my God.
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-LILLY: Ow.
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-Ooh!
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-Hey, are you okay?
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Like, what happened back there?
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-Dodgeball PTSD.
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[Deep sigh]
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Second grade,
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Ben Blake hit me in the face.
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I got this, like,
huge nosebleed.
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[Sighs]
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-Then I peed my pants.
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-Ahhhh! Big yikes.
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-Every time I see that red ball
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it's like I'm seven
years old again.
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Express train to meltdown city.
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[Dramatic music]
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What is it?
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-I think maybe my super
hearing kicked in?
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If you jump out at us
again, I will murder you.
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[Sucks teeth]
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-You weren't here the
whole time, right?
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-What? No, ew!
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No, I'm not some
sort of creeper.
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Anyway, we have to talk.
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Another monster's come
through the portal.
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-Hm. We figured.
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Well, that giant
snake tail and all.
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-Oh, yeah.
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But it's so much more
than just a giant sn...
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[Yelling]
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-Good morning,
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Ferrets!
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Pep rally at lunch!
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Yeah, ah, ah!
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[Light airy music]
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Go, Ferrets!
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-Did Brutus just bail?
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What the hell!
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[Both sigh]
- What did he say?
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-He said it was more
than just a snake,
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like...
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Well, that's helpful!
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-Ahh...
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You're okay. It's
going to be fine.
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[Music turns more sinister]
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-Almost there.
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[Knocking on door]
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-Hey, Christine.
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-He has blessed us
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with a beautiful day, hasn't he?
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- Hm.
- So, little favour:
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I see you're scheduled for
the rec room tonight, again,
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but I was wondering,
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since I'm in charge of the
building for Habitat...
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-Oh! Bless your heart.
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I-I would love to!
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But, unfortunately, I do
have that room booked,
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again.
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All month, actually.
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-If you're at peace
with putting your needs
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above those of the dispossessed,
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I'm sure you're right.
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-I'm always right, Tom.
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-If that's the path
you're comfortable with,
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- Because that's absolutely...
- Oh, oh, no! Uh-oh.
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What's happening? [Door slams]
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-Talk later, then!
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[Birds cawing]
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-Hm, I see you're
digging my new decor!
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-So, before we talk
about monster stuff,
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we kind of...
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-What's your deal?
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-My deal?
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-Yeah. We have questions.
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-Uh, we just wanted to know
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where you're from,
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why you know all this stuff,
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why you're helping us.
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-Whether you're
telling us the truth.
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[Tense music]
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-Where is this coming from?
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-Well...
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Before we killed Razor,
she kinda said some stuff.
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-You listened to Razor?
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-Well, she might've been
a murderous hellbeast
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with a hankering
for teen boy meat,
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but she had a point:
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we don't know
anything about you.
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-Okay, guys, guys...
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there's a monster out there
that could be killing someone
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as we speak.
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But, sure, we could
spend the whole night
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talking about me.
That's fine by me.
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-You're right.
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-Astrid?
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-Fine.
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-Hm.
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The creature is
called a Timoring.
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It's a shapeshifter
that manifests
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as someone's worst fear,
and kills them with it,
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before moving onto
its next victim.
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-That sounds terrible.
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-Mm-hm -How do we kill it?
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-Um, not ideal.
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The Timoring is...
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only vulnerable
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when confronted with its own
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worst fear.
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00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,196
Otherwise, it's...
267
00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:50,064
pretty much unkillable.
268
00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:51,866
-And that fear would be what?
269
00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:53,068
-Huh?
270
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,836
Um, i-i-it's not
271
00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:57,004
specified, unfortunately.
272
00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,608
But that's when your
detective know-how comes in.
273
00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:01,943
I have every confidence.
274
00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:03,411
-That makes one of us.
275
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,678
-And when the Tim's
done and dusted,
276
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,215
all you need to do is get
its amygdala for the orb.
277
00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:09,817
- Ew.
- All right, come on.
278
00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,419
Happy hunting!
279
00:10:11,421 --> 00:10:13,020
[Dark music]
280
00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:14,822
-[Sigh] Okay, it's not here!
281
00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:15,823
-Do you want to go
for another lap?
282
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,893
-Well, we've been
at this for hours.
283
00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:20,028
If I don't get home soon,
my mom's gonna freak.
284
00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:21,096
-Okay, let's call it.
285
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,431
We can regroup,
start again tomorrow.
286
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,032
-Thank you.
287
00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:27,035
[Horrified gasps]
288
00:10:28,437 --> 00:10:30,005
[Muffled breathing]
289
00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:32,373
-Okay, okay, okay.
290
00:10:32,441 --> 00:10:33,875
Sh, sh, sh.
291
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,878
[Creepy music]
292
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,483
[Nervous breathing]
293
00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:46,820
[Thump] [Frightened gasps]
294
00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,322
Oh, my God.
295
00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:49,891
- Oh, Jesus.
- Yeah, okay.
296
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,426
-Come on.
297
00:10:52,494 --> 00:10:54,061
-Sh, sh, sh, sh.
298
00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:55,697
-Oh, my God.
299
00:10:55,764 --> 00:10:57,065
[Stifled screech]
300
00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,734
Okay.
301
00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:01,469
Oh... Oh, my God.
302
00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:03,037
-It's that substitute teacher!
303
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,874
-Oh, my God. We're too late!
304
00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,876
-Is that a snake fang?
305
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,417
[Airy music]
306
00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:21,423
-No.
307
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:23,458
[Worried sigh]
308
00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,560
You are hot.
309
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,495
You are sexy and just...
310
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,197
Mm! You are so hot.
311
00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,899
Be hot. You're hot.
312
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,567
You're hot. You're just...
313
00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:35,136
[Creepy music]
314
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,839
Hot.
315
00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:40,442
[Calming exhale]
[Clears throat]
316
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,778
[Quiet creepy laughter]
317
00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:44,979
-Up late?
318
00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:47,248
You know those
all-night Xena binges
319
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,517
are bad for your sleep.
320
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,051
-Oh, it wasn't Xena's fault;
321
00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:52,386
it was my stupid subconscious.
322
00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:55,122
I was trapped in a
stress-induced nightmare loop,
323
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:56,234
playing dodgeball
with a giant snake.
324
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,391
-Ugh.
325
00:11:57,459 --> 00:12:00,395
Yeah, I can't stop thinking
about that poor substitute.
326
00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:02,296
- Ah! Ow!
- Oh!
327
00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:03,130
-What's that for?
328
00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:05,500
-Oh, I don't know.
I didn't mean to.
329
00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:08,837
-[Both] It's a
monster! It's here!
330
00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:10,237
-Oh, shit...
331
00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:12,106
-Oh, I hope it's not some snake.
332
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,440
-Oh, my God!
333
00:12:13,508 --> 00:12:15,009
-You're hot.
[Laughs]
334
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,411
You're sexy.
335
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,679
Yeah.
336
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,015
[Quiet creepy laughter]
337
00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:22,350
-It has to be close.
338
00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:24,218
-But how do we find it?
339
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,953
-You're hot.
340
00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,421
-[Whispered] Happy birthday
341
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,290
- Yes, you are.
- To...
342
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,924
you...
343
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:32,160
[Maniacal laugh]
344
00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:33,561
[Screaming]
345
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:37,031
-[Gasp] That was
easier than I thought!
346
00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,500
-Okay.
347
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,867
[Maniacal laughter]
348
00:12:39,935 --> 00:12:41,402
-No...
349
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,837
- Come on!
- No!
350
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,372
-Make a wish!
351
00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:46,073
[Maniacal laughter]
352
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,575
Blow out your candles!
353
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,010
-No.
354
00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,212
-Goodbye, 20s...
355
00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:56,450
Hello, early menopause!
356
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,152
[Screaming]
357
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,987
-Hey, back off, creepshow!
358
00:12:59,989 --> 00:13:02,224
I have a super-leg of
indeterminate strength,
359
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,657
and I'm not afraid to use it!
360
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,127
-You go, Lilly,
with your bad self!
361
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:08,229
- Very intimidating!
- Yes.
362
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,597
-Sorry...
363
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,067
Didn't know anyone was in here.
364
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,602
I need to grease the hinges.
365
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,204
[Whimpering]
366
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,472
I'll-I'll-I'll come back.
367
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,410
-Uh, ii-it's okay.
368
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,346
The scary clown is gone.
369
00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:29,417
-What kind of sick freak
would do something like that?
370
00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,921
Do people actually
think I'm 30!?
371
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:34,288
-Well, that took
an unexpected turn.
372
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:38,025
-I'm not going to be 30
for another two years!
373
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:40,161
No, wait, no, wait:
374
00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:41,295
four years!
375
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,497
I'm only 26.
376
00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:44,832
-It's okay; I-I'd
still card you.
377
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,433
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
378
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,502
You're very young,
like a little ol' baby.
379
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,803
-Yeah?
380
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,173
- Come on, we gotta go.
- Yeah.
381
00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:53,974
-What the hell happened?
382
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,242
Did we scare it off somehow?
383
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,111
-No idea!
384
00:13:57,178 --> 00:13:58,513
I wonder where he went?
385
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,115
[Nervous breathing]
386
00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:01,715
[Ominous music]
387
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,350
-Let's go.
388
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,886
[Door unlatches]
389
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,587
-[Valerie] This is Maggie
390
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,322
from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
391
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,657
Here we go!
392
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,292
[Clears throat]
393
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,462
[Southern accent]
If I had thought
394
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,464
that you would never,
395
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,133
never,
396
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,402
never make love to me again...
397
00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:26,207
why, I would go
downstairs to the kitchen,
398
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:28,676
and I would pick
out the-the longest
399
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,679
and the sharpest knife
that I could find
400
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,347
and I would stick it
straight into my heart!
401
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,683
- I swear I would!
- CRITIC: Boo!
402
00:14:35,685 --> 00:14:37,452
-[Normal voice] Hello?
403
00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:39,087
[Ominous music]
404
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,023
Hello?
405
00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:44,392
Oh.
406
00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:50,065
[Southern accent] Oh, Brick!
407
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,666
How long does it
have to go on for?
408
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,835
This punishment?
409
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:58,105
Haven't I done time enough,
410
00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,774
haven't I served my term,
411
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,309
can't I apply for...
412
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:03,511
for a pardon?
413
00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,713
- Boo!!
- Okay. Rude!
414
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,381
-You suck!
415
00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:08,749
Boo!
416
00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,051
-Excuse me?
417
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,154
-Yes, child! What'd
you do? Break your leg?
418
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,355
-Okay, seriously!
419
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,123
-You-you, Valerie!
420
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,659
You don't even deserve
421
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,526
to be in [Southern
accent] a theater!
422
00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:21,362
[Hysterical sobbing]
423
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,598
-It has to be around
here somewhere.
424
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,300
We just saw it!
425
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,634
-Aw, oh! My leg!
426
00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,170
-Oh, oh, my God.
427
00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:30,738
It's attacking... again!
428
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,674
[Pained moans and groans]
429
00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:35,476
-VALERIE: Help! Somebody
help me! Somebody help m!
430
00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:37,110
-Okay, go, go, go!
431
00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,614
-I've never seen
anything quite so wooden.
432
00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,382
-No, I don't even know you.
433
00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,184
-You should be banned!
434
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,619
[Dramatic music]
435
00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,221
[Valerie sobbing]
436
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:50,624
-Oh-ho-ho...
437
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,259
-Wha-what happened?
438
00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:54,595
[Sobbing]
439
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,434
-I was...
440
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:03,237
I was practicing my monologue
and then, all of a sudden,
441
00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:06,707
they were-they were throwing
things at me and they...
442
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,042
[Breathing quickly]
they said...
443
00:16:08,109 --> 00:16:10,577
they said I was a bad actor.
444
00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:12,413
-Well, where did they go?
445
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,747
-I don't know. I...
446
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,317
They disappeared when I
got into the cafeteria.
447
00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:17,452
I don't know...
448
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,220
-Disappeared again?
449
00:16:19,287 --> 00:16:20,722
Hella weird.
450
00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,224
Oh, my God.
451
00:16:28,329 --> 00:16:29,507
[Ominous music]
[Crickets chirping]
452
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,099
-I don't get it.
453
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,443
We saw it kill when
it was a snake.
454
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:35,736
But why did it stop
with Michelle and Val?
455
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,605
-[Sighs] There's
a pattern here.
456
00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:39,207
I-I know there is.
457
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:42,543
-How are my two favorite
hunters this fine evening?
458
00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,611
-Oh, my God, you
gotta stop doing that!
459
00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:45,679
-Oh, my God.
460
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,549
-What, it's part of my
very important training.
461
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,484
You know that. I mean,
don't you trust me?
462
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,286
-I mean, why should we?
463
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,021
We don't know
anything about you.
464
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:55,889
-[Scoffs] Wow. Okay.
465
00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:58,159
You guys are still
hung up on this, huh?
466
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,028
-I mean, you are a monster.
467
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,831
-A-a nice monster.
468
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,098
But a monster, nonetheless.
469
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,569
Why are you so invested in
helping us close the portal?
470
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:09,870
-Fair enough.
471
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,040
[Clears throat]
472
00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:14,842
TLDR:
473
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,110
I come from a long line
of interdimensional
474
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:18,779
monster-hunter mentors
475
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:19,847
as part of an organization
476
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:21,089
called The Portal Protectorate.
477
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,985
Agents are trained
from hatchlings
478
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:27,354
to monitor the borders
between worlds,
479
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,122
and to step in
480
00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,858
if there's a breach.
481
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,861
- Hm.
- It's all very official.
482
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,461
Oh, we even have badges.
483
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:35,997
[Curious music]
484
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,800
Very trustworthy.
485
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:42,070
-Oh! Cute photo.
486
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:43,737
-Thanks.
487
00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:44,805
[Chuckle]
488
00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:46,774
Hm.
489
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,277
-Well, I get why a
breach is bad for us,
490
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,413
but...
491
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:52,657
why does the protectorate thing
492
00:17:52,681 --> 00:17:55,749
care if a few humans get
turned into monster kibble?
493
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,318
-They don't.
494
00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:58,719
As such. They care
about portals.
495
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,289
Portals weaken the
architecture of the universe.
496
00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:05,759
If left unchecked, if there's
too many open at once,
497
00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:08,295
it could cause the
whole cosmos to collapse
498
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,597
resulting in
499
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,766
painful death and destruction,
500
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,136
bodies flipping inside
out; organs just popping...
501
00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,570
-[Gagging] Okay.
502
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:19,841
-So, then, why did you
bail on us at school today?
503
00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:21,275
-Because of the monster.
504
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,144
-Hm?
505
00:18:23,212 --> 00:18:24,779
-The giant furry thing?
506
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,414
-The ferret?
507
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,849
-Yeah.
508
00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:30,718
-That's the school mascot.
509
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,955
-Why would a school make
a monster its mascot?
510
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,024
Hm?
511
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:39,393
And to expose children
to that thing?
512
00:18:40,128 --> 00:18:43,196
I don't understand this
dimension, like, at all.
513
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:44,865
[Astrid sighs]
514
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,801
Anyway, I leave the Timoring
in your very capable hands.
515
00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:48,936
You guys got this.
516
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,105
[Whoosh]
517
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,374
-Well,
518
00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:56,276
I guess we know what
Brutus is afraid of.
519
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,078
Now we just need to figure out
520
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,847
what gives Tim the
heebie-jeebies.
521
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:03,951
[Sigh]
522
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,020
♪♪ I've got the
joy, joy, joy, joy ♪
523
00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:07,821
♪♪ Down in my heart ♪
524
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:11,158
♪♪ Down in my hear,
Down in my heart ♪♪
525
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,495
♪♪ I've got the
joy, joy, joy, joy ♪
526
00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:16,230
♪♪ Down in my heart,
Down in my heart ♪♪
527
00:19:16,232 --> 00:19:18,232
♪♪ To stay. ♪♪
528
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:20,901
-[Soft gasp] That
was beautiful!
529
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,436
I actually felt that one.
530
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:23,638
Now,
531
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207
let's go be youth warriors!
532
00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,010
Get those recruit numbers up!
533
00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,648
[Sighs; flaps lips]
534
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,149
[Tense music]
535
00:19:36,017 --> 00:19:37,351
[Knocking on door]
536
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,853
-Again?
537
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,455
-Brutus? Annoying!
538
00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,997
-Hey, dorks.
539
00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:51,132
-[Christine] Gosh, I am sorry
540
00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:53,301
to interrupt your
little evening.
541
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,869
We're gonna be out of
your hair in a jiff.
542
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:58,939
-I'm not going to force Astrid
to go if she doesn't want to.
543
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:01,141
-Oh, that's adorable, but,
544
00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:02,343
unfortunately,
545
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,879
I have a note from Astrid's mom
546
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:07,148
granting me permission
to take her.
547
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,019
Helen just wants to make sure
548
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,286
that her daughter is
on the right path.
549
00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:14,755
You know,
550
00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:16,223
balance out any...
551
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,158
bad influences.
552
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,827
[Deep nasal inhale]
553
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,863
-[Scoffs] I'm
almost impressed.
554
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:27,268
You guys keep finding
new depths of...
555
00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:28,903
loser.
556
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,004
-Oh, it's the
Timoring. It found us!
557
00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,840
-Nope! Just terrible people
558
00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:35,976
entering our most
sacredest space.
559
00:20:36,044 --> 00:20:37,778
-How can you be sure?
560
00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:40,314
-No monster reek.
561
00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,784
Just this biznatch's
Bath & Body Works.
562
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:46,787
By the way, you smell like
a rancid fruit roll-up.
563
00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:48,215
[Lilly stifles
laugh] [Nasal scoff]
564
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,192
-Cute pic.
565
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,228
Is that your
imaginary boyfriend?
566
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,463
-What are you even doing here?
567
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:59,199
-Youth Group is doing
our annual lock-in.
568
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:01,001
Astrid's coming with.
569
00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:03,136
-Over my dead body.
570
00:21:03,204 --> 00:21:04,538
-Chill.
571
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,206
We have snacks.
572
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,808
-[Sighs] It's okay.
573
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,744
I'll go.
574
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,346
Anything to get you
asshats to GTFO.
575
00:21:12,348 --> 00:21:14,081
[Lilly stifles chuckle]
576
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,217
So, what are we up to tonight?
577
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,453
Pound a few beers,
then hit the clubs?
578
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,391
[Dramatic music swell]
[Panicked breathing]
579
00:21:23,457 --> 00:21:25,092
-It's a surprise.
580
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,460
[Dramatic music swell]
581
00:21:30,765 --> 00:21:32,232
[Dramatic music]
582
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,767
[Nervous breathing]
583
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,174
[Gasp]
584
00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:44,044
-Oh, my God.
585
00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:45,979
-Hey.
586
00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:47,581
-Hey.
587
00:21:47,648 --> 00:21:49,016
[Tender music]
588
00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:57,392
[Nervous breaths]
589
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:01,194
[TV plays softly in background]
590
00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:02,542
-Where do you think you're going
591
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,531
at this hour, young lady?
592
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:06,601
-Ah, just saving Astrid
from youth group.
593
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,638
-Okay.
594
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,973
Don't be too late, kiddo.
595
00:22:13,641 --> 00:22:15,008
-Thanks.
596
00:22:15,076 --> 00:22:16,611
'Night!
597
00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,045
-Goodnight.
598
00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:23,017
-Welcome, all.
599
00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:26,621
We are so lucky to have you.
600
00:22:27,288 --> 00:22:30,524
You are about to embark
on a very special journey.
601
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:32,893
[Throat laugh]
602
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,031
I'm sorry, Astrid, is there
something you want to say?
603
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,901
-I just have a feeling that
what you call "special,"
604
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:43,037
I call "less fun
than waterboarding."
605
00:22:43,104 --> 00:22:44,639
[Sparrow snorts]
- Oh.
606
00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:46,306
Well, thank you for your input.
607
00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:47,307
-Hm.
608
00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:48,909
-As I was saying...
609
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,310
on this journey [Tense music]
610
00:22:50,312 --> 00:22:52,312
you are going to be forced
611
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,248
to confront your sin
612
00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:55,982
and your depravity.
613
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,986
Like, I don't know,
a-a smart mouth,
614
00:22:58,988 --> 00:23:02,022
or a complete lack of
respect for authority.
615
00:23:03,191 --> 00:23:04,858
But, first,
616
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,927
I'm going to have to
take all of your phones.
617
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:09,062
Can't have any false idols
618
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,398
getting in the way of
your spiritual progress!
619
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,868
[Phone rings] Whose is that?
620
00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:17,004
Oh, ha!
621
00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:18,305
My bad. That's me.
622
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,209
It is right... There it is.
623
00:23:21,744 --> 00:23:23,276
[Phone stops ringing]
624
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:24,945
Okay, T-T-Y-L.
625
00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:27,280
Okay. Sorry, where were we?
626
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:28,882
Oh... false idols.
627
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,017
Hand them over.
628
00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,218
[Astrid sighs]
629
00:23:33,821 --> 00:23:35,055
[Phone clatters into box]
630
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,223
[Tense music]
631
00:23:38,827 --> 00:23:40,260
-Hm.
632
00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:41,862
-Good girl.
633
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,098
[Phone clatters into box]
634
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,634
Now...
635
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,903
let's get this show on the road.
636
00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,005
Sweetie, you're first.
637
00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:00,814
[Lock clicks into place]
638
00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,317
-We are holy hostages.
639
00:24:04,385 --> 00:24:05,852
-Yeah, like in Jesus jail.
640
00:24:05,854 --> 00:24:07,754
[Chuckles]
641
00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:10,090
Only Christine could come up
with something this perverse.
642
00:24:13,394 --> 00:24:14,996
[Sniffs]
643
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,663
Oh!
644
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,031
Does anybody else smell that?
645
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,801
-No.
646
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,171
-Shit! The Timoring
strikes again.
647
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,275
Oh, my God.
648
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,044
[Sniffs] Oh.
649
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:35,883
[Door closes]
650
00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,351
[Engine struggling]
651
00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:39,020
-What?
652
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,753
Oh!
653
00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:42,956
[Engine struggles to start]
654
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,358
[Dramatic music]
655
00:24:50,832 --> 00:24:52,032
-[Whisper] training
exercise...
656
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,902
[Normal] ...valuable
problem-solving skills?
657
00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:57,504
[Angry] car back together?
658
00:24:57,506 --> 00:24:59,841
I am going to murder him!
659
00:24:59,907 --> 00:25:01,008
[Sighs]
660
00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:06,380
-So, uh...
661
00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:09,016
Never mind.
662
00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:12,986
-What a weird-ass day.
663
00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:15,822
First I get attacked
by giant bees,
664
00:25:15,824 --> 00:25:18,058
and then I get kidnapped
by youth groupies.
665
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,327
Can't wait to see
what happens next.
666
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,129
-Giant bees?
667
00:25:22,196 --> 00:25:23,463
-Yeah.
668
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:24,898
-Like, how giant?
669
00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:28,769
-Like, football size.
670
00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,737
Just totally insane.
671
00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:32,273
-Huh.
672
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,341
Maybe you were seeing things?
673
00:25:36,544 --> 00:25:38,345
-Oh, I-I was definitely
seeing things.
674
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,880
I was high as balls.
675
00:25:39,948 --> 00:25:41,481
-Oh!
[Laughing]
676
00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:43,050
[Door opens]
677
00:25:43,518 --> 00:25:45,052
-Hmm.
678
00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,926
Your turn.
679
00:25:53,494 --> 00:25:55,062
[Scoffs]
680
00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:57,230
Oh?
681
00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,102
-Are you serious?
682
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,470
Don't touch me, man!
683
00:26:07,975 --> 00:26:09,977
-I'll be back for you later.
684
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:16,316
[Door closes; lock clicks]
685
00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,919
- [Mumbles] I gotta
get us outta here.
686
00:26:20,254 --> 00:26:21,856
-Hold on, Astrid, I'm coming!
687
00:26:24,526 --> 00:26:26,126
Oh! Cool!
688
00:26:28,496 --> 00:26:29,997
Whoo!
689
00:26:30,064 --> 00:26:31,465
Uh...
690
00:26:31,999 --> 00:26:33,333
What's happening?
691
00:26:34,035 --> 00:26:35,402
Ah!
692
00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:38,005
Ah, damn you, Brutus,
or Portal Protectorate,
693
00:26:38,072 --> 00:26:39,106
or whatever you are!
694
00:26:39,173 --> 00:26:42,142
Biking was easier without
this stupid super-leg!
695
00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:43,777
[Groans; screams]
696
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,951
[Dramatic music]
697
00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:52,318
-Ho...
698
00:26:52,386 --> 00:26:53,955
[Keys jangle]
699
00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:55,423
Okay.
700
00:27:01,529 --> 00:27:03,097
[Jiggling]
701
00:27:04,366 --> 00:27:05,967
[Lock opens] [Relieved sigh]
702
00:27:06,701 --> 00:27:08,302
[Opens door]
703
00:27:10,639 --> 00:27:12,238
[Door closes]
704
00:27:12,306 --> 00:27:14,307
-YOUTH GROUP KID #1:
Ooh, I'm Sparrow.
705
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:17,377
Look at my black nail
polish. I'm so edgy.
706
00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:20,180
-Do you actually
think you look cool?
707
00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:23,383
It's like you fell into the
bargain bin at Hot Topic.
708
00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:25,452
-Your parents think
you're a worthless freak
709
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,053
who'll never amount to anything.
710
00:27:27,121 --> 00:27:28,656
That's why they sent you here.
711
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,091
[Footsteps recede]
712
00:27:33,394 --> 00:27:34,995
[Dramatic music]
713
00:27:44,006 --> 00:27:45,372
[Mumbled whispers]
714
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,508
-Oh, yes!
715
00:27:52,813 --> 00:27:54,114
[Phone chimes]
716
00:27:54,181 --> 00:27:55,915
[Buttons clicking]
717
00:27:55,983 --> 00:27:57,617
Ah, sweet!
718
00:27:58,152 --> 00:27:59,552
Okay.
719
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,188
[Dramatic music swell]
720
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:07,961
Holy crap.
721
00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:10,164
I can see through floors now?
722
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,634
Who's Christine talking to?
723
00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:17,504
[Soft whoosh]
724
00:28:20,641 --> 00:28:22,209
[Expels air through mouth]
725
00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,313
-GUARDIAN: It's working.
726
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,849
I am... [Squelching]
727
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,417
Becoming.
728
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,189
-That makes me so
happy, my angel.
729
00:28:35,789 --> 00:28:37,457
-If you're happy,
730
00:28:37,459 --> 00:28:38,825
I'm happy.
731
00:28:40,194 --> 00:28:42,763
You are one of the special ones.
732
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,200
Some of us are special,
733
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,202
some of us are not.
734
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:51,071
Jonas was not.
735
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,407
-About that, um...
736
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,743
I'm getting a-a scooch concerned
737
00:28:56,811 --> 00:28:59,212
about the whole Jonas situation.
738
00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:02,615
Ah, not that I would
ever doubt your plans,
739
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,083
oh, infallible one.
740
00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:07,788
I-I am so grateful for
your divine intervention.
741
00:29:07,856 --> 00:29:09,222
I-it's just...
742
00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:11,758
people will start
to ask questions.
743
00:29:12,693 --> 00:29:15,296
And those questions
could lead to...
744
00:29:15,763 --> 00:29:17,298
investigations.
745
00:29:17,565 --> 00:29:19,299
-I see.
746
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,834
Gather up some parchment.
747
00:29:20,836 --> 00:29:23,770
Compose a letter from
Jonas that he has left
748
00:29:23,837 --> 00:29:26,439
to find his fortunes elsewhere.
749
00:29:26,441 --> 00:29:28,441
Our work is too important
750
00:29:28,443 --> 00:29:31,178
to be interrupted by
mortal authorities.
751
00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:32,645
-And...
752
00:29:32,713 --> 00:29:34,281
what is our work...
753
00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,250
exactly?
754
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:40,186
-We're going to create a
brave new world to our liking,
755
00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:41,387
together,
756
00:29:41,455 --> 00:29:42,823
you and I.
757
00:29:44,258 --> 00:29:46,726
And I'll need some
recruits for our work.
758
00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:48,328
Can you handle that?
759
00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,765
-That's my specialty.
760
00:29:54,402 --> 00:29:56,202
[Music swells]
761
00:29:56,204 --> 00:29:57,604
[Bike clatters]
[Bike brakes squeal]
762
00:30:00,408 --> 00:30:02,309
[Sighs]
- Ho...
763
00:30:04,945 --> 00:30:06,679
-Nice dismount.
764
00:30:06,747 --> 00:30:08,348
So graceful.
765
00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:09,850
-Of course you're here!
766
00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:11,652
-Like I have a choice?
767
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,820
You've met my mom.
768
00:30:13,887 --> 00:30:15,822
-Yeah, she's, um...
769
00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:17,725
-A raging she-devil.
770
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:20,161
-Well, I wasn't
going to say that...
771
00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:22,163
to your face,
heh. [Light music]
772
00:30:22,229 --> 00:30:24,497
-You come here to
rescue your other half?
773
00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,232
-Uh, yes.
774
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,433
-Well, you're just in time.
775
00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,602
They haven't started on her yet.
776
00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,540
You're a good friend.
777
00:30:37,911 --> 00:30:39,513
[Phone chimes]
778
00:30:40,781 --> 00:30:42,082
-Whoo! Hallelujah.
779
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,718
-SPARROW: Stop! Just shut
p and leave me alone!
780
00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:47,453
-Oh, hell no.
781
00:30:47,521 --> 00:30:49,256
This ends right now.
782
00:30:50,925 --> 00:30:52,492
[Dramatic music swell]
783
00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:55,695
[Loud whistle]
784
00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:57,430
Hey, hot stuff!
785
00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,799
Our ride's here. Let's bounce!
786
00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,402
[Chair clatters]
787
00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,202
-FEMALE: Hey! MALE: Get him!
788
00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:04,471
-FEMALE: Get back here!
789
00:31:04,473 --> 00:31:06,207
[Struggling with door]
790
00:31:06,273 --> 00:31:08,342
[Youth group kids' voices
continue in distance]
791
00:31:09,343 --> 00:31:10,810
-Nice.
792
00:31:11,345 --> 00:31:12,865
[Candace and Lilly
talk unintelligibly]
793
00:31:13,815 --> 00:31:15,416
[Lilly laughs]
794
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,752
-What the hell, Lilly?
795
00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,553
You're supposed
to be rescuing me,
796
00:31:20,555 --> 00:31:21,931
not making small
talk with the enemy.
797
00:31:21,955 --> 00:31:23,690
-Ah, I was just about
to come find you.
798
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,291
-Okay, well, where's the car?
799
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,293
We need to be elsewhere ASAP.
800
00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:29,228
-I brought my bike.
801
00:31:29,296 --> 00:31:30,697
-Why?
802
00:31:30,699 --> 00:31:31,898
[Lilly sighs]
803
00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,302
-Stupid Brutus and
his stupid training.
804
00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:36,970
He sabotaged the car
to, I don't know,
805
00:31:37,037 --> 00:31:39,506
teach us resilience,
or something.
806
00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:41,441
-Maybe y'all should
get a tandem bike.
807
00:31:41,509 --> 00:31:44,245
I mean, it's not like you
guys can get any less lame.
808
00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:47,313
-Okay, nobody asked you,
Princess McBitchface.
809
00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:48,515
-Hm.
810
00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:49,849
Whatever.
811
00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:51,718
Later, losers.
812
00:31:53,855 --> 00:31:55,922
-Okay, we should probably go
813
00:31:55,989 --> 00:31:57,524
and unt-hay the onster-may?
814
00:31:58,927 --> 00:32:00,526
-Right.
815
00:32:00,594 --> 00:32:01,962
Okay, gimme a sec.
816
00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:03,597
[Astrid sighs]
817
00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:05,732
Hey.
818
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,467
You-you okay to walk home?
819
00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:09,569
-Yeah, go ahead. I'm good.
820
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,271
Well, I'm not
exactly good, but...
821
00:32:12,339 --> 00:32:14,408
-Yeah, things got
pretty crazy in there.
822
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:15,808
-Mm-hm.
823
00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:17,810
I'm just pissed I
let them get to me.
824
00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:20,646
Thank you for busting
me out, by the way.
825
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,682
-Okay.
[Tender music]
826
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,285
-Hey, hey!
827
00:32:24,885 --> 00:32:26,420
[Chuckles]
828
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:28,488
Do you still want to go out?
829
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:29,556
-What?
830
00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:31,558
-It's just, you're
such a badass.
831
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,295
Also, I'd understand if you
want to back out, you know.
832
00:32:34,361 --> 00:32:36,539
I-I know crying in front of
a bunch of youth group pricks
833
00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,831
isn't exactly what lady
boners are made of, so...
834
00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:40,634
-But that ass definitely is!
835
00:32:41,569 --> 00:32:43,036
We are so still on.
836
00:32:43,103 --> 00:32:44,638
[Laughs quietly]
837
00:32:48,275 --> 00:32:50,311
He just asked me
out. You see that?
838
00:32:50,377 --> 00:32:51,978
-Okay, come on! Let's go.
839
00:32:52,045 --> 00:32:53,313
-Sorry.
840
00:32:53,315 --> 00:32:54,981
[Astrid sighs gently]
841
00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:57,717
Should I wave goodbye all sexy?
842
00:32:58,086 --> 00:33:00,553
-I'm pretty sure nothing
about this is sexy.
843
00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:06,926
Whoa, so you can see
through the floor?
844
00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:08,228
That's so cool!
845
00:33:08,295 --> 00:33:11,131
-I mean, it was pretty blurry,
but I definitely saw Christine.
846
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,575
I couldn't make out
who she was with,
847
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,535
but they were wearing some
kind of statement necklace.
848
00:33:15,603 --> 00:33:16,803
-Well, I'm glad
at least one of us
849
00:33:16,805 --> 00:33:19,806
has a cooler power than my
random leg I can't control.
850
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,977
-Ooh, I meant to tell you,
Sparrow had a near miss, too.
851
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:25,078
-Whoa. Oh, what happened?
852
00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:27,880
-Well, he got attacked by
ginormous bees during lunch.
853
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,549
He didn't get eaten
854
00:33:29,617 --> 00:33:31,618
so something must
have scared it off.
855
00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:33,821
[Door opens] [Dramatic music]
856
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,455
-ASTRID: Huh.
857
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,059
-Wait...
858
00:33:40,127 --> 00:33:41,929
Where did we just come in?
859
00:33:41,995 --> 00:33:43,563
-The gym, I think?
860
00:33:45,432 --> 00:33:46,733
[Lights power up loudly]
861
00:33:47,635 --> 00:33:48,968
[Ball bounces once]
862
00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:50,503
[Nervous breathing]
863
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:51,971
[Bouncing ball]
864
00:33:53,942 --> 00:33:55,642
-LILLY: Shit.
865
00:33:56,644 --> 00:33:58,144
I think it's here...
866
00:33:59,113 --> 00:34:00,913
for me.
867
00:34:00,981 --> 00:34:02,482
[Dramatic music swell]
868
00:34:07,722 --> 00:34:09,189
[Tense music]
869
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,623
[Approaching footsteps]
870
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,666
-Let's play!
871
00:34:20,734 --> 00:34:22,469
[Frightened mumblings]
872
00:34:24,037 --> 00:34:25,605
[Monster groans menacingly]
873
00:34:25,673 --> 00:34:27,373
[Ball bouncing slowly]
874
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,042
[Monster whispers
unintelligibly]
875
00:34:29,044 --> 00:34:30,476
-Oh, oh.
876
00:34:30,544 --> 00:34:32,112
[Nervous breathing]
877
00:34:33,147 --> 00:34:34,415
[Menacing growls]
878
00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:39,419
-Oh, my God.
879
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,121
-MONSTER: Aw...
[Astrid gasps]
880
00:34:41,188 --> 00:34:43,222
Come out and play!
881
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,658
-Ah, hurry!
882
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,960
-It's just like that
scene in Jurassic Park.
883
00:34:47,027 --> 00:34:48,394
I couldn't sleep for weeks.
884
00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:50,630
I just kept dreaming
about the veloci...
885
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,433
-Shh! Don't say it!
886
00:34:52,499 --> 00:34:53,934
Don't even think it!
887
00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:55,435
-Okay, okay!
888
00:34:57,671 --> 00:34:59,206
[Roars]
889
00:35:00,442 --> 00:35:02,074
[Frustrated growl]
890
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:05,378
-What are we gonna do? We
can't hide here forever.
891
00:35:05,446 --> 00:35:08,514
-I can't think with
you panicking at me!
892
00:35:08,582 --> 00:35:10,282
Wait, okay. [Calms breathing]
893
00:35:10,351 --> 00:35:11,651
[Echoey whistling in distance]
894
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,420
-Aaahhh.
895
00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:14,988
-JANITOR [ECHOEY]: Sorry.
896
00:35:15,055 --> 00:35:16,366
[ECHOEY] Didn't know
there was anybody in here.
897
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:18,558
[Valerie sobbing]
898
00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:23,296
-[ECHOEY] He disappeared
when I got to the caf.
899
00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:25,031
-Grease the hinges...
900
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,400
-LILLY: What is it?
901
00:35:27,468 --> 00:35:29,035
-Hold on.
902
00:35:29,102 --> 00:35:30,471
[Menacing groans]
903
00:35:32,406 --> 00:35:33,740
[Ragged breathing]
904
00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:36,777
-ASTRID: Okay, what
the hell are you doing?
905
00:35:38,812 --> 00:35:40,380
-Oh, God.
906
00:35:40,447 --> 00:35:41,614
You think we're going to die.
907
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,259
You're calling Sparrow to
say goodbye because you think
908
00:35:43,283 --> 00:35:46,619
- we're going to die!
- We're not gonna die!
909
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,221
-Hey, I was just
thinking about you.
910
00:35:48,223 --> 00:35:50,257
-Did you have mayo
on your lunch today?
911
00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:53,359
-Uh... I think so?
Yeah, it was a BLT.
912
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:55,895
-Thank you. Also, did
you get home okay?
913
00:35:55,897 --> 00:35:57,029
-Yeah, I'm almost there.
914
00:35:57,097 --> 00:35:59,298
Hey, why do you sound
like you're choking?
915
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,433
-Got no time. Talk later!
916
00:36:02,502 --> 00:36:03,704
It's mayo!
917
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,572
The answer is mayo!
918
00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:07,840
-Great, now you've
lost your mind.
919
00:36:07,908 --> 00:36:09,775
-No. Okay, I know what to do.
920
00:36:09,843 --> 00:36:11,445
Can you hold him off?
921
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:12,779
-Astrid, I don't... I-I can't.
922
00:36:12,846 --> 00:36:15,114
-Lilly, you're a
fierce queen bitch
923
00:36:15,182 --> 00:36:17,250
who eats monsters for breakfast.
924
00:36:17,317 --> 00:36:18,218
Where's Tearjerker
right now, hm?
925
00:36:18,286 --> 00:36:20,352
Dead! That's where.
926
00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,422
What about Razor?
Also super dead!
927
00:36:22,489 --> 00:36:25,058
- You did that.
- I did?
928
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,636
-Nope, no, no, no, no.
Not going to cut it.
929
00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:28,395
Who did that?
930
00:36:28,462 --> 00:36:29,863
-[Confidently] I did that.
931
00:36:30,597 --> 00:36:32,865
-Yes.
[Grunts in pain]
932
00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:35,301
Now, let's get that
leg in the game!
933
00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:37,136
[Menacing growl]
Go, go, go, go!
934
00:36:37,805 --> 00:36:40,206
[Astrid and Lilly
shriek] [Monster growls]
935
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,109
- Lilly!
- I can do this.
936
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,677
Whoa, I got this.
937
00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:46,246
[Lilly calms breathing]
938
00:36:49,216 --> 00:36:50,549
I can do this.
939
00:36:50,617 --> 00:36:51,818
[Evil laugh]
940
00:36:57,124 --> 00:36:58,558
[Loud impact]
941
00:36:59,626 --> 00:37:00,760
[Groan]
942
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,897
I can do this.
943
00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:09,335
You wanna play, shitbird?
944
00:37:11,572 --> 00:37:12,839
Let's play.
945
00:37:13,808 --> 00:37:15,541
[Panicked muttering]
946
00:37:15,543 --> 00:37:17,144
[Excited breathing]
947
00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,679
-Lilly,
948
00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:21,281
I'm coming!
949
00:37:22,249 --> 00:37:24,217
[Grunts]
950
00:37:24,219 --> 00:37:25,652
[Loud impact]
951
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,654
-Is that all you got? I
could do this all day!
952
00:37:28,722 --> 00:37:30,290
[Growling]
953
00:37:30,357 --> 00:37:31,691
[Loud impact]
954
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,295
[Astrid screams]
955
00:37:37,197 --> 00:37:38,631
[Squirting] [Monster screams]
956
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:43,469
[Ragged breathing]
957
00:37:43,471 --> 00:37:44,805
[Body thudding]
958
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:46,473
[Guttural groan]
959
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,611
[Crackling]
960
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,680
[Dramatic music crescendo]
961
00:37:54,748 --> 00:37:56,316
-You...
962
00:37:56,384 --> 00:37:57,784
You may have bested me,
963
00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,320
but just remember:
964
00:38:00,388 --> 00:38:02,288
dodgeball lasts forever.
965
00:38:02,355 --> 00:38:03,756
[Laughs]
966
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,459
-Dodgeball only lasts
through high school, jerk.
967
00:38:07,361 --> 00:38:08,761
[Badass music]
968
00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:10,364
[Monster continues laughing]
969
00:38:12,634 --> 00:38:14,234
Oh! [Squelching]
970
00:38:15,302 --> 00:38:18,338
-Wait, aren't we supposed
to get its amygdala?
971
00:38:18,406 --> 00:38:20,306
That's in its brain!
972
00:38:20,373 --> 00:38:21,708
[Tense music]
973
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,244
-Crap.
974
00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:26,679
[Energetic music]
975
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,784
Do you think we got it all?
976
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:32,919
-Guess we'll find out.
[Orb opens]
977
00:38:32,986 --> 00:38:34,554
-Ugh...
978
00:38:37,257 --> 00:38:38,658
[Orb locks]
979
00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:40,492
-Okay. All right.
980
00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:41,961
[Triumphant music]
981
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:43,996
Oh, can I just say...
982
00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:45,465
you were
983
00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,899
awesome back there.
984
00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:48,868
Like-like Trinity in The Matrix.
985
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,336
-Back at you.
986
00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:53,607
Charging in, screaming like
some creamy, eggy Valkyrie.
987
00:38:53,673 --> 00:38:55,408
-Ahh!
988
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,743
[Both laugh]
989
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,944
[Door unlatches]
990
00:38:59,012 --> 00:39:00,547
[Music turns darker]
991
00:39:02,616 --> 00:39:03,950
[Door thuds]
992
00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:06,586
[Soft footsteps]
993
00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:12,959
-GUARDIAN (whispering): Hello,
my little entranced pets.
994
00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:14,760
I am becoming,
995
00:39:14,828 --> 00:39:16,863
and will be whole soon.
996
00:39:17,697 --> 00:39:19,098
For when that happens,
997
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:24,237
I need you to help me build
something very important,
998
00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:27,506
something I couldn't
bring with me from home.
999
00:39:27,508 --> 00:39:28,774
-Anything, ancient one.
1000
00:39:28,842 --> 00:39:30,477
We are ready to serve.
1001
00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:32,312
-GUARDIAN: Of course you are.
1002
00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:33,646
But, for now,
1003
00:39:33,714 --> 00:39:34,980
leave me.
1004
00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:36,549
I'm hungry.
1005
00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:50,797
[Growl]
1006
00:39:53,734 --> 00:39:55,268
[Roar]
1007
00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:56,737
[Squelching]
1008
00:40:00,807 --> 00:40:02,609
- Caf or yard?
- Ooh, yard.
1009
00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:05,010
- It's so nice outside.
- Hm.
1010
00:40:05,078 --> 00:40:07,012
-Have you heard
anything from Brutus?
1011
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,350
-Nope. No congratulations,
no thank you.
1012
00:40:10,752 --> 00:40:13,018
He says we can trust him, but...
1013
00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:15,488
then he goes completely
AWOL, like...
1014
00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:17,423
-Hey, twatwaffle.
1015
00:40:17,491 --> 00:40:19,425
How's your imaginary boyfriend?
1016
00:40:19,493 --> 00:40:21,027
[Astrid scoffs]
1017
00:40:21,094 --> 00:40:22,662
["Good Good Look"
by I Am ORFA plays]
1018
00:40:31,772 --> 00:40:33,106
-Look.
1019
00:40:36,443 --> 00:40:38,610
♪♪ FEMALE SINGER: Take
a good look at me ♪
1020
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:40,914
♪♪ Take a real good lok at me ♪♪
1021
00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:42,916
♪♪ What you gonna
do about it? ♪♪
1022
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:45,117
♪♪ Take a good lok at me ♪♪
1023
00:40:45,452 --> 00:40:47,520
♪♪ Take a good lok at me ♪♪
1024
00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:50,323
♪♪ Take a real good lok at me ♪♪
1025
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,992
♪♪ What you gonna
do about it? ♪♪
1026
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:54,394
♪♪ Take a good lok at me ♪♪
1027
00:40:58,531 --> 00:41:00,132
-Hey, there, girlfriend.
1028
00:41:00,134 --> 00:41:02,902
It is I, your very
human boyfriend.
1029
00:41:04,005 --> 00:41:05,804
[Shoots laser guns]
1030
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:07,406
-Too much.
1031
00:41:07,408 --> 00:41:08,908
[Inhales] This is Brutus.
1032
00:41:09,810 --> 00:41:11,077
-Mm-hm.
1033
00:41:11,144 --> 00:41:12,945
He's in college.
1034
00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:14,548
[Students chattering
in distance]
1035
00:41:16,483 --> 00:41:17,583
-Hm.
1036
00:41:21,489 --> 00:41:22,922
[Laughing]
- That was awesome.
1037
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,358
-I figured I owed you two.
1038
00:41:25,425 --> 00:41:27,760
After you faced your fears,
and slayed the Timoring.
1039
00:41:27,828 --> 00:41:30,062
The least I could do is show up.
1040
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,766
Now...
1041
00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:35,168
what's for lunch.
1042
00:41:35,669 --> 00:41:36,902
[Gentle music]
1043
00:41:36,904 --> 00:41:40,574
-BRUTUS: You guys have a time
allocated to lunch, don't you?
1044
00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:47,547
[Lilly sighs happily]
1045
00:41:48,448 --> 00:41:49,982
-Ew! No.
1046
00:41:49,984 --> 00:41:51,584
[Bag crinkling]
1047
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:54,620
[Sniffing]
1048
00:41:58,525 --> 00:41:59,659
-What do you call this?
1049
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,594
-The sandwich?
1050
00:42:01,661 --> 00:42:02,962
Tuna salad.
1051
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:06,066
-Tuna salad.
[Lilly snorts]
1052
00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:08,068
[Astrid laughs] It's amazing.
1053
00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,668
-Oh, so glad you like it.
1054
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,737
Know what's not amazing?
1055
00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:13,472
Breaking my car.
- That was a training lesson!
1056
00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:15,675
-It is never happening
again, capisce?
1057
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,877
- You guys are no fun.
- ASTRID: Hm.
1058
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,479
-So, tell me about the Timoring.
1059
00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:22,081
What did it manifest for you?
1060
00:42:22,149 --> 00:42:23,749
-Oh, dodgeball monster.
1061
00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:26,152
- Mm-hm.
- Pure nightmare fuel.
1062
00:42:28,155 --> 00:42:29,655
-And you?
1063
00:42:30,557 --> 00:42:32,024
-Nothing. Didn't work on me.
1064
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,626
-Hm.
1065
00:42:33,693 --> 00:42:34,794
That's weird.
1066
00:42:34,861 --> 00:42:37,763
The only way that would
happen is if you've...
1067
00:42:37,765 --> 00:42:39,045
already survived
your worst fear.
1068
00:42:42,836 --> 00:42:44,903
-So, I guess it wasn't
the velociraptors.
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-Can't imagine what it was.
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