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Don't be such a wimp.
The guy's right there.
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I told you, Colleen,
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if you're gonna pull this crap,
you could've stayed home.
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Will you just leave me alone,
you idiot?
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Well...
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Jerk.
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Come on already.
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Two tickets, please.
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Round trip or one way?
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Go on, get on.
It's not gonna bite you.
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You see? It's all fake,
you little baby.
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Don't you feel stupid now?
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Oooh.
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Look at that devil face.
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You're not looking. Look.
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Mmm, it's kind of cool.
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Stop it, jerk! Ha!
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Oh, poor baby.
Want me to change your diaper?
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Whoa, look at that.
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Imagine if this whole ride
shut down right now.
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We would have to find
our way back out on foot.
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It might take hours.
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Look at that fire, Colleen.
That's awesome.
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You're not looking.
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You are such a little girl, Colleen.
You know that?
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I'm gonna start calling you
'Colleen cry baby'.
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I knew I should have left you
at home, Colleen cry baby.
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I'm gonna make you get out
and walk this ride all by yourself.
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You know what...
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Sam!
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I'll ride your stupid... ride.
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Cathy, am I even gonna need
a bathing suit in New Orleans?
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I don't think so, Liz.
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Oh, unless you're gonna pull your
top down for 'girls gone stupid'.
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What, like this? Whoo!
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You know you're going to.
You'd love that.
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Can you tell me again
why we're going there
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and not some place with palm trees
and umbrella drinks?
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Look at it like this.
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The money that we're going to save
by enduring this trip with the boys,
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and I do mean 'endure',
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will more than make up for food, fun
and anything else we might need.
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Think of it as business,
not pleasure, Liz.
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I'm glad you suggested we go to
New Orleans. It's retro. You feeling me?
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It's like something
our grandparents would have done.
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Yeah, well, I was kind of hoping
the female population down there
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skewed younger than that.
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When they were our age,
you freak show.
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Right.
50
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Anyway, spring break's become
this market-laden excuse
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for multinational
consumer product companies
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to pass out samples of shit
like deodorant and condoms.
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Fuck! 'Final cut'.
Dude, I love this book.
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What are you doing reading this?
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You gave it to me for my birthday.
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Take it out of the bag
and put one of these in instead.
57
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We're going to spring break,
not to the library.
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What is this?
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00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:54,250
It's a condom and you have to use it
when you're not having sex with her.
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You know about her?
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You know that Jim's
driving us, right?
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00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,333
Yeah, I know that.
63
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Are you ok with that
after what happened?
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What happened was I got really drunk
65
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and I hooked up with someone
I shouldn't have hooked up with.
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It happened once. Come on.
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You do it every weekend.
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Once. Stop.
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It's like the measles.
It's out of my system.
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Ok, ok. Drop it.
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You do know how I get
when I get a few drinks in me.
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I could basically probably
hook up with anyone.
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I think the whole school
knows how you get.
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Shut up.
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00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:37,167
Do you realise that Michael cimino
almost bankrupted united artists
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wtth heaven's gate'?
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It's just such an abuse
of production.
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Why don't you take it down a notch
with the movie mania?
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We're trying to fit in.
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What's the deal with you and Steve?
81
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,000
I don't know. My whole
situation reeks of cliche.
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I mean, all this together,
apart, together, apart...
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I'm fucking dizzy at this point.
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And then the shit
he pulled this semester.
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00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,042
So what did you tell him?
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00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,542
I like the sound of alone.
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Do you still love him?
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00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,042
I don't know.
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00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,667
You know, I'm 19 years old.
What do I know about love?
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00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,583
I highly doubt
that quickies in the dorm room
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and a romantic Saturday evening
by a frat keg qualify.
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I look at it like this.
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I mean, if I can get
through this trip as friends,
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then that's all she wrote.
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If I can't keep my hands off him,
then, well, we'll see.
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00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:32,750
Oh, so you're taking
the scientific approach?
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00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,917
Do you still love her?
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If we don't fuck during vacation,
I'm guessing it's done.
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If she can't keep
her hands off me, we'll see.
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00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,750
So you're taking
the Tommy Lee approach.
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You can say that.
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Oh, god, yeah.
It was totally nuts.
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Hi.
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Oh, god, there they are.
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Hey. Wait a minute.
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Why would you want them
to come with us
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if you don't think
you two are still dating?
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00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,309
Doesn't the expression
“bringing sand to the beach”
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mean anything to you?
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I'm not too worried about it,
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although I gotta admit it does
kind of blow my hitchhiker fantasy.
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What? You always wanted
to blow a hitchhiker?
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Steve: Hey. Hi.
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Hey. Hello.
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How are you doing? How you doing?
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Man: Ok, gang. So we all
set to do this or what?
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Big daddy's gotta go.
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Well, when's big daddy
gonna come home?
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The road's calling, honey.
I gotta go.
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'Bye. See ya.
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What's up, man?
Hey, dog. What's shaking?
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Elizabeth, it's been a long time.
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Time was the only long thing
you ever gave me, big daddy.
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And it's Liz.
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Ouch.
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You got AAA for this dump?
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Seriously, you guys,
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don't talk shit about my baby.
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They didn't mean it.
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The '70s called.
They want your baby back.
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00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,583
That is so funny. He's creative.
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Liz: He's like the kissing bandit.
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Bill, thanks for the invite, man.
Should be a lot of fun.
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00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:41,417
Yeah, no, I'm just
happy to be invited.
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00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,708
Boy's gonna get him some tail.
My boy's gonna get him some tail.
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00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,515
Come on, stop it.
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00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:49,625
You wouldn't hurt a cripple.
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00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,875
Hello, 'midnight cowboy'?
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00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:59,083
John schlesinger, you know?
Jon voight — Joe buck.
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00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,667
Guys, it's a classic.
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00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,273
It's the first and only x-rated film
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ever to win an Oscar
for best picture.
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Who are you people?
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00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,125
You've never heard of it?
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I love the shag.
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00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,250
Alright, let's hit the road, kids.
Everybody buckle up.
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Song: J' making change in factions
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j' yeah, the kids are alright
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j' it's a scene every night
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I if the best is really yet to come
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00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:02,375
j' we'd all stay longer
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00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:07,833
I and all the seasons
that we ran too quickly through
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I have passed... I
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00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,750
Steve: I guess it's a self-serve.
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Are you sure this place is open?
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00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:37,417
Jim: Well, the lights are on.
So, yes, |do.
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Steve: Maybe the guy's
taking a shit.
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Jim: Must be free gas Friday.
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No, come on, guys.
Don't screw around.
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Steve: Just go check
around in the office.
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Bill: Hello?
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Hello?
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00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:21,542
Hi. How are you doing?
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'78, that's a good year.
165
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,167
Yeah. 'Deer hunter' won best picture.
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00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,542
Guess you
didn't happen to catch that one.
167
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,042
Yeah, it had this incredible
Russian roulette scene.
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“Nicky! Nicky!”
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Know of any good places
to eat around here?
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Ok, um, have a good night.
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The old guy in the back,
he didn't say a word to me.
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00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:26,167
I don't know. You guys figure it out.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
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00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,667
Dude, your boy can't even handle
the gas station attendant?
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00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,417
He's working on it.
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00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:36,500
Hello?
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00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:43,792
Just drop some cash and let's jet.
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00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:47,125
Dude, all I have are 20s.
Not happening.
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“No matter how much
you shake the dance
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“the last drop ends up
on your pants.”
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Poetic but true.
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It's the vanishing man.
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00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,667
What?
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00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,125
You think I have
another shot with Liz?
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00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,917
Ok, where'd this guy go?
Hey, excuse me.
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00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,625
To pay for some gas
and get out of here?
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00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,583
That'll be $16 even. Here's a coupon
for your friend out there.
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00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,542
He mentioned
he'd like to get some grub.
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00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,458
Stuckey ribs
is the best in the area.
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This'll save you
$2.50 on every entree.
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00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,125
Thank you.
That's very helpful of you.
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00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:42,875
Now about that blow job...
192
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:53,125
Jim tried to give
an old guy a blow job.
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00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,792
No, I didn't, asshole.
Cathy: What happened?
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00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,792
You should have seen
the guy in there, man.
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He was talking to us about coupons,
about gas in this town.
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00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,387
Steve: And we got
a coupon for a restaurant.
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Liz, where's bill?
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Liz: I don't know.
I thought he was with you.
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Right here. Here, here, here.
200
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,042
Look at this. Look.
Look at what I found in the bathroom.
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00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,875
Liz: What, another std?
202
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,583
Another std? Another?
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00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,750
“Bleedings from asbury park,
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00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,167
“the Jersey shore's infamous
historic attraction.
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“25 of the most terrifying rooms
for your horrific pleasure.
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00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:28,583
“The dark ride celebrates
its grand reopening April 17.”
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00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:32,917
Let me see that, dude. No, I know
about this thing. I heard about it.
208
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,292
Really? And that
makes you cool how?
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00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,292
Very lame.
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00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,667
There's things like this
at every amusement park.
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Yeah, and Ferris wheels.
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Big scary Ferris wheels.
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Ok, wait. What is a dark ride?
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It's the horror attraction
at amusement parks or boardwalks.
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00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,458
Yeah, it's like that
'little rascals' episode
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from the '20s on coney island.
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Dtclh't eateh tt.
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It's basically carts on tracks,
slamming through doors.
219
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:06,417
I love those things.
They're so scary.
220
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,292
No, I read about this place.
221
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Something happened in there.
This is the real thing.
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00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500
The place has been
shut down for, like, 20 years.
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It's gotta be the first time
it's opened since.
224
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,875
Well, it must have been
quite a 'something'
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to shut the whole place down
for that long.
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Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
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Strictly vegetarian, my ass.
228
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,208
Why is this freak
always on the floor?
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I know your face is all fucked up
but you don't gotta hide from us.
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We're your friends, buddy.
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What's the matter? You don't
fancy the accommodation, sir?
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Your mattress too soft?
No chocolate on the pillows?
233
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They've been keeping you on carrots
and codeine for a long time now.
234
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I know you don't think
you're special.
235
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:11,375
Well, seems to me
it's about time for a change.
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00:23:12,542 --> 00:23:14,042
You hear me, freak?
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00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:16,917
I think some good old usda prime beef
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might be just what
the doctor ordered.
239
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A little bit of iron
ought to toughen you right up.
240
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:26,417
Let's get out of here.
This is a stupid idea.
241
00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:30,083
Look at his ears. I think he's deaf.
242
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,625
He don't give a shit
what you feed him.
243
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,625
But I hear vegetarians
get sick if they eat meat.
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I just want to see
if that's true is all.
245
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,542
I mean, this is a hospital.
246
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:45,000
There's nothing wrong with
a little bit of a scientific experiment.
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Let's go and mess with the girls.
That's more fun.
248
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:55,125
What? You're in a rush now?
We got all night. Give me that meat.
249
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,250
Oh, yeah.
250
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,208
Dinnertime, dickhead.
251
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,625
What's the matter?
Is it too bloody for you?
252
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,167
A little bit too rare?
253
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,167
You want me to send it
back to the chef
254
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,417
so he can cook it up
just right for you?
255
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,417
What's the matter?
256
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:25,583
This is a bust. You're wasting
a perfectly good piece of meat.
257
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,458
Well, maybe the poor
baby's got a cold.
258
00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:40,125
He could be allergic.
Let's get out of here.
259
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:43,917
You're not allergic, are you? Eat.
260
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:47,125
Eat it. Essen!
261
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:51,583
This is choice stuff,
put some hair on your...
262
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,583
”Chest
263
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,292
Hey, have any of you guys actually
ever been to one of these places?
264
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:54,125
Steve: I went to something like this
when I was a kid in Orlando.
265
00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,292
It scared the crap out of me. I had
nightmares for two years after that.
266
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,000
Cathy: You always have nightmares.
267
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,917
Only when I think about your face.
268
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:04,667
You guys are not gonna
have that problem on this trip.
269
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,375
We pass by the joint
three days before it opens.
270
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,083
Hey, did someone
just say 'joint'?
271
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,417
That's too bad. Sounds like
it could have been fun.
272
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,542
Oh, bullshit, Liz. A beggar says "boo,”
and you get scared straight.
273
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,143
You never would've
gone in the place.
274
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:19,917
You're only all tough about it now
'cause the option's off the table.
275
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,000
It's kiddie shit.
Of course I would have gone.
276
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,792
I bet cash money you would
never even set foot in the place.
277
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:28,875
You're such a fucking cheating asshole,
Steve. I'll take that bet.
278
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:30,583
You gotta be the toughest, coolest,
279
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,250
bravest person in the fucking room,
in every room.
280
00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:35,083
You guys, come on. Chill out.
281
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,292
There is one way to settle this.
282
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,083
How's that?
283
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,875
Anybody feel like saving
a little money on a room tonight?
284
00:27:42,042 --> 00:27:43,708
No way!
285
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:49,333
Why not way? Come on, let's do it.
I mean, we can do whatever we want.
286
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,625
Yeah. Yeah, it could be cool.
287
00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:55,292
All I ever read about is
how doomed our generation is, ok,
288
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,875
how we do nothing
and we have it so easy.
289
00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,792
So let's do something.
290
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:03,083
I'm in.
291
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,208
Try to keep me away.
Cathy: You're all nuts.
292
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,542
Fuck the motel, guys.
This sounds really fucking cool.
293
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:11,458
This is something we're gonna
be talking about for a long time.
294
00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,792
Bill: I think we should
check it out, ok?
295
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:17,792
If it's cool, we'll go in.
If not, we'll leave.
296
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,667
Steve: Ok, sounds like a plan.
297
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:24,292
Bill: Look, guys, if we stay
in the dark ride tonight
298
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:28,792
we increase our funding supplies for
spring break, if you catch my drift.
299
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:55,042
Good god.
300
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,667
Holy shit. Steve: What?
301
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,000
Bill, how much longer?
302
00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:08,083
On what? That would depend.
303
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,250
On whether Jim
picks up this hitchhiker.
304
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,750
What? Jim, do not stop this Van.
305
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,792
Steve: Hey, that was my fantasy.
306
00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:17,458
This is almost as good
as the old man at the gas station.
307
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,792
I bet she's either
a psycho or a nympho.
308
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,917
Well, what is she doing
out here all by herself?
309
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,125
She's a homeless,
psychotic nymphomaniac.
310
00:29:24,292 --> 00:29:25,875
Where's she gonna be, park Avenue?
311
00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:27,500
Cathy: How do we know she is alone?
312
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:31,167
Maybe her boyfriend's waiting
behind her 20 feet with a chainsaw.
313
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,792
Maybe her car broke down.
314
00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:34,292
She teehs hthcll of broke clown.
315
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:36,208
I don't see a car.
316
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:39,333
You know, guys, I saw this
one 'twilight zone' episode...
317
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,000
Cathy: Shh!
318
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:45,708
I feel obliged to pick up
this hot piece of ass.
319
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,250
Call it my civic duty.
320
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,375
Call it your raging hard-on.
321
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,625
Hello. Hi.
322
00:29:57,792 --> 00:29:59,917
Hop in.
323
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,708
Woman: Awesome. Alright.
324
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,458
Move.
325
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,333
Woman: Alright.
326
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,583
How are you going?
I'm good. How are you?
327
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,708
Im Jim. Jim, Jen.
328
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,583
'J's!
329
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:20,458
Where are you headed?
Where are you from?
330
00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:25,417
Did your car break down?
331
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:28,917
I don't really believe
in owning cars.
332
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:31,792
How ironic. Cathy here
doesn't believe in seat belts.
333
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:36,833
I totally believe in
seat belts. Safety first.
334
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,542
This from a girl who thumbs
her way across country,
335
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,500
accepting rides from strangers.
336
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,518
Cathy: Bill, can I borrow
your phone real quick?
337
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,583
Um, yeah. Yeah, it's in my bag.
338
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:52,167
I generally feel that people
are basically good.
339
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,625
However, this one time
I was following this phish tour...
340
00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:59,208
Man, I just love those guys.
341
00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:05,083
So this guy, anyway, driving
this really bitching beemer, stops for me.
342
00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,208
So chitchat, chitchat.
343
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,000
He was a doctor or a banker
or a mortician or something.
344
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:13,458
So he asks me where I'm going.
345
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:17,250
And don't ask me how it got started,
but we get on the subject of music.
346
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,917
Now I don't know a lot of things,
347
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:23,917
but in fact, music is the one thing
that I am extremely familiar with.
348
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,833
I just get it, get it?
349
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,667
So this yuppie dickhead
350
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:34,208
starts telling me about music
and how “back in the day”
351
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:38,458
and I'm like... how add kids are
nowadays and I'm like, “fuck!”
352
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:44,333
You know, “back in the day”?
Music transcends time and space.
353
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,958
Man, it's like a whole symbiotic
relationship between...
354
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:49,458
You feeling me?
355
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:51,792
It's a like a whole
symbiotic relationship
356
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:55,083
between life, death...
357
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,917
Malls, pets, you know,
health and nutrition.
358
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:03,583
So mr 2.4 kids,
he tries to kiss me.
359
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,625
He actually has his
fucking sweaty paws
360
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:10,417
all over me.
361
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:17,792
So what I did was... what I did
was I just leaned over
362
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:23,250
and I smashed down really hard
in a really sensitive place.
363
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,208
Are you feeling me?
364
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:27,500
My aim was dead on.
365
00:32:29,042 --> 00:32:31,458
Ding, dong.
366
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:35,083
I rang the bell
and won the kewpie doll, man.
367
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,833
I also happened to lose my ride.
368
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,917
Took me, like, four hours
to get another one.
369
00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:45,000
What was my point?
370
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,708
Oh, yeah.
371
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:53,708
You know, I generally
have to believe
372
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:56,083
that people are basically good.
373
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,792
Does anyone mind that
I'm sitting in the front seat?
374
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:10,125
Well, Jen, welcome aboard.
375
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:14,750
Oh, I knew you guys were cool
soon as I saw the Van.
376
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:18,667
Yeah, she's my sweet baby. I love her.
377
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:21,375
You should know
we planned a detour.
378
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,292
We're going
to spend the night there.
379
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:30,875
Man, I love dark rides.
You guys mind if I tag along?
380
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,125
Cathy: Funny, I thought
you already had.
381
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:36,250
Jen: Don't worry.
I'll hold my own weight.
382
00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:39,292
Anyone want to go on a real trip?
383
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,250
Jim: Oh, god.
384
00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:43,708
I think I love you.
385
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,958
Right back at you.
386
00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,875
I haven't been here in so long.
387
00:33:58,042 --> 00:34:00,708
Where is this place?
388
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,167
Asbury park.
389
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,875
Asbury park. I've never been here.
390
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,833
Look at what a shithole town this is.
391
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:26,375
Holy shit. Those fucking
mushrooms just kicked in.
392
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,875
Yeah? Are you feeling it?
393
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:38,375
Jen: Hey, isn't asbury park
where Springsteen was born?
394
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,750
Look at this place.
395
00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:44,000
Tt teehs etesed.
396
00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:47,208
I mean, like,
gone-for-the-winter closed.
397
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:52,250
God, it's kind of creepy, huh?
God, I live for this shit!
398
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,333
Ok, this obviously sucks.
399
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,125
If you want to save money,
can we just sleep in the Van?
400
00:34:58,292 --> 00:35:01,042
Whoa. Whoa, who the hell's that?
Hey, kill the lights, dude.
401
00:35:07,417 --> 00:35:09,625
Liz: Well, that's that.
402
00:35:09,792 --> 00:35:12,875
Bill: No, no, no. He probably makes
his rounds about every hour or so.
403
00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:15,042
Steve: That's plenty
of time to get inside.
404
00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:23,292
He's a rent-a-cop. I'm surprised
he doesn't ride a fucking bicycle.
405
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:26,875
Jen: Come on. Let's go around back.
406
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,667
We can figure out a way to get in.
407
00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:32,458
Oh, great, we picked up catwoman.
408
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,333
Oh, look. He's leaving.
409
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,042
Let go of me.
Come on. There. That's my boy.
410
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,542
Bill: Yeah, he's going.
411
00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,083
Cathy: Yeah, and so should we.
412
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:43,833
Cathy, could be fun.
413
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,917
That's right, Jen. It could also
not be fun. See how that works?
414
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:51,250
Jesus, cath, chill out.
Fuck 'chill', Jim.
415
00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:53,250
Ok, this is supposed
to be for laughs, right?
416
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,178
Alright, fine, I'll wait here.
And call for me when your laughs begin.
417
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,667
Cath, come on.
418
00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:01,500
You know where to find me.
I'm fine. Go.
419
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,875
Have fun with little miss
too cool for school.
420
00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:14,833
In fact, why don't you just have fun?
That's what you're good at.
421
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,083
Oh, nice.
422
00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:23,083
I'm sorry.
423
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,958
Do what you want with that but...
424
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,625
And I really do miss you.
425
00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:44,750
Go ahead. The dark ride's waiting.
426
00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:51,250
Jen. Jen, come here.
Listen, I have an idea.
427
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:57,667
Oh, man, this place
is frickin' huge.
428
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,458
Oh, my god.
429
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,708
God! Jesus!
430
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,042
Come on!
431
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:27,125
This is fucking great.
432
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:55,667
Whoa, shit!
433
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:37,458
Voila!
434
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,625
Way to go, bro.
435
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:42,958
Come on.
436
00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:44,708
Jim: Come in, come in. Hey.
437
00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:48,958
Jen: Whoo! Nice and dry.
438
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:51,625
How did you get the lights on?
439
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:55,417
Liz, did you think the only thing
I made in shop class were bongs?
440
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,375
No, seriously, though,
441
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,958
I just put a few wires together
and pushed a few buttons.
442
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:03,792
Ooh, I like a man who knows
what to do with his hands.
443
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:05,792
I'm shocked. What's that?
444
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:08,042
Uh, I'm soaked.
445
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,083
You know, we really
should go get Cathy.
446
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:14,250
Cathy knows where we are.
If she wants to join us, she can, right?
447
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:19,667
I agree. We should check this place out.
Let's go. Come on.
448
00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:23,167
Cool.
449
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:27,125
Just think, I could have hitched a ride
with a stalker.
450
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:26,208
Oh, my god.
451
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:32,458
Look at the motion.
452
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:34,583
Liz: Oh, my god.
453
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,375
Yeah, yeah.
454
00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,667
Shh.
455
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,833
Oh. Got you.
456
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,601
Steve: Hey, dude,
don't fuck with anything.
457
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,143
We don't wanna add
destruction of property
458
00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,417
to the breaking and entering
charge, you know?
459
00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:10,875
Steve, Steve, just let it go.
Let it go.
460
00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:17,083
Steve: Had to go and take
those 'shrooms, didn't you?
461
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,958
Dude, put it down.
462
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,833
Yeah, Steve. Steve, really, it's ok.
463
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,208
It's ok. Don't worry about it. Shh.
464
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:36,458
What is this?
465
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:39,667
What's wrong, Jim?
466
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:42,292
Steve: What did you do
to the face, Jim?
467
00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:44,708
Nothing.
468
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,292
Yeah.
469
00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,042
Alright, moving on.
470
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,375
Hmm.
471
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:35,750
Dude, I cannot believe
Cathy's missing this shit.
472
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,542
This place is fucking cool, right?
473
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,500
Jim, light me, please.
474
00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,375
Jen: Easy. Easy, Jim.
475
00:43:45,542 --> 00:43:47,000
Easy.
476
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,833
Bill: What do you think?
477
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,042
I have to say, this isn't too bad.
478
00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:58,292
Got a little smoke. Got a little...
479
00:43:58,458 --> 00:44:00,208
Motherfucker!
480
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,500
Can't we unplug these things?
481
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:18,000
Did you see that? See what?
482
00:44:20,292 --> 00:44:22,833
There's someone...
483
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,500
There's someone watching us
through that window.
484
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,083
You sure, Liz? You're pretty high.
485
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,833
Never mthel.
486
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,875
Yes, and there are definitely
no shortage of someones
487
00:44:36,042 --> 00:44:38,708
lurking in this fucking place.
488
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,125
God, you gotta wonder
489
00:44:41,292 --> 00:44:45,042
how all this negative energy
affects this place.
490
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,625
I mean, it can't be good.
491
00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:51,333
You're closer to the truth
than you know, Jen-Jen.
492
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,875
Do you guys know why
they closed down this ride, huh?
493
00:44:55,042 --> 00:44:56,583
It's a local legend.
494
00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,792
Bill: Yeah, I grew up
in ocean grove, one town over.
495
00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:05,375
Fucking a, man. I had
no idea you were from there, man.
496
00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:07,000
Yeah.
You're from Jersey, brother?
497
00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,458
Well, you had to have
heard of this story, man...
498
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,417
About the two sisters...
499
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:14,125
Let me see that. Thank you.
500
00:45:14,292 --> 00:45:19,167
About the two sisters
who died right here.
501
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, they were twins.
I think it was back in '89.
502
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,333
So what happened?
503
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:33,458
They were murdered
and disembowelled.
504
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:38,625
At their funerals,
it was closed casket.
505
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:42,042
Nobody wanted to view the bodies.
506
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:47,875
It was, I mean, huge out here.
It was in all the newspapers.
507
00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:51,458
Wow, Jim, then it must be true.
508
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,333
It'tthet eh tmheette.
509
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,667
How about we turn the page
on this one, guys?
510
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,708
Legend goes that there was this man,
511
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:04,250
this hideous, deformed,
monster-like man
512
00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:05,875
that wore a mask over his face.
513
00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:07,458
He killed them.
514
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:11,792
Supposedly, the man had, like,
a mental capacity of a five-year-old.
515
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:15,792
He lived right here
in this dark ride.
516
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:21,167
Yes, he lived in the ride.
517
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:28,417
See, the guy who operated
the ride adopted two kids...
518
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:33,125
Two very different kids.
519
00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:35,958
There was the younger one,
who was normal,
520
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,542
and there was the older one.
521
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:40,083
He was the one
with all the deformities.
522
00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:43,208
So he kept him down here,
523
00:46:43,375 --> 00:46:46,292
locked up in the dark ride.
524
00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,208
Yeah. You know, I think
I heard something like that.
525
00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:52,500
But I think
it happened in Wisconsin.
526
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,167
Really?
527
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:58,833
Well, I heard something similar,
but it was this travelling dark ride
528
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,250
that moved from state to state
to these different carnivals.
529
00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:05,292
It was like urban legends, right?
530
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,542
No, no.
531
00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:10,708
That's cute. But, no,
this is not an urban legend.
532
00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,417
Did they go to jail?
533
00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:16,125
See, in the end
the taxpayers prevailed.
534
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:18,542
The ride was closed...
535
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,875
And the monster expired.
536
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,917
Jim: Who's got the weed?
537
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:30,458
Jen: Dude. Alright.
538
00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,833
Yeah, so that's what happened.
539
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,792
Well, why didn't you tell us this
when we saw the flyer?
540
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:40,667
Um, because I wanted
you to come here,
541
00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:43,375
and if I would have told you
the story you wouldn't have came.
542
00:47:43,542 --> 00:47:45,500
So I didn't.
543
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,500
You know, with all the scary shit
going on, it was nuts.
544
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:54,000
The kids were dead
and the town was crazy.
545
00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:55,792
Bill: Jim, there's...
546
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:59,667
There's one little problem
with your story.
547
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:04,167
What's that, bill?
548
00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:06,083
The same problem
most people have...
549
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:08,333
Is that they just believe
whatever they hear
550
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,875
without ever questioning it.
551
00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:15,208
Newspapers take more Liberty
with the fact
552
00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,125
than 'e! True Hollywood story'.
553
00:48:17,292 --> 00:48:22,583
See, your guy's quote-unquote
'monster' never died.
554
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:28,458
He was shot that day
but he's very much alive.
555
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:31,292
If you ask me, he should have
been sent to the electric chair
556
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:35,018
instead, they just set him up
in some mental hospital.
557
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,875
And how would you know?
558
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:38,375
Dude, you're fucking with us.
559
00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,375
He's fucking with us.
560
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,500
Bill: I wish I was.
561
00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:44,292
Those two teenagers...
562
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,250
You know, the ones
that were last killed...
563
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:52,083
Those were my cousins.
564
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,542
Your cousins? Bullshit.
565
00:48:54,708 --> 00:48:57,417
Oh, my god. Are you serious?
566
00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:00,875
Bill: That's how I know
that Jonah's still alive.
567
00:49:01,042 --> 00:49:05,333
Why does it always have to be
Jonah or Jason or Jedediah?
568
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:10,042
I mean, why can't it
be Bob or Gus or even Chris?
569
00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:14,292
No, no. Give him a break.
Let him finish.
570
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:16,500
Or Ernie. It could be Ernie.
571
00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:22,875
Bill: Well, Elizabeth,
Ernie is not his name.
572
00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:28,000
It's 'Jonah' and he's not a monster.
573
00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:32,083
God, we do love
our monsters in this country.
574
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:37,833
But a murderer killed
my two cousins, not a monster.
575
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,375
The police psychologist
said the sick bastard
576
00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:46,792
was actually playing
with his victims.
577
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:48,625
Can you believe that?
578
00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:51,083
He was re-enacting the sets
from within the ride.
579
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:55,750
So he mimicked whatever
he saw in this place?
580
00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:00,958
Jonah see, Jonah do.
581
00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:09,750
That is heavy, dude. I am so sorry.
582
00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,917
Well, that was more interesting
than movie trivia.
583
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,843
Jim: I shouldn't have
brung it up. I'm sorry.
584
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,792
No, Jim, it's not
your fault it happened.
585
00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,542
Besides, these are
the kinds of stories
586
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,292
you tell in places like this, right,
587
00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,083
to try and scare
the hell out of everyone?
588
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:27,042
The only difference is
usually you're making it up.
589
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,750
This one's real.
590
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:32,683
Cue the thunder and lightning.
591
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:57,417
Ooh!
592
00:50:58,417 --> 00:51:02,208
That's cool. Look at this.
593
00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,250
Steve.
594
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,042
Steve: No fucking light.
595
00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:18,167
Jen: Grab a lantern
from the set over there
596
00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:20,667
so we can see
what the hell's going on in here.
597
00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,875
Come on. What?
598
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:37,125
It won't reach. Oh, shit.
599
00:51:37,292 --> 00:51:39,042
Hey, grab that mirror.
600
00:51:49,042 --> 00:51:51,958
I don't see anything.
No, no, no. Bounce it up.
601
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:57,292
Jen: Ok, wait.
I think it's over there.
602
00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:01,958
There's nothing in here.
Wait, wait, wait. What was that?
603
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:10,583
What the...? No!
604
00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:12,042
Oh, my god!
605
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:15,708
Cathy! Help! Help!
606
00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:22,083
I'm so sorry.
I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.
607
00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:28,417
Oh, my god. That was so good.
Cathy...
608
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,750
Oh, man, you should have
seen the look on your face.
609
00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:34,333
First you were all like, “oh!”
and then you did, like, this great...
610
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,083
It was fucking killer.
611
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,583
Aw, you still really care.
612
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:42,083
After what you said back there in the Van
I was gonna...
613
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:45,917
No, fuck you, Cathy,
and stay fucked for a while.
614
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:52,500
Well, I wouldn't call three minutes
including foreplay “a while,” would you?
615
00:52:52,667 --> 00:52:56,125
Jim: What the hell happened here?
616
00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:58,583
Cathy: What?
617
00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,875
It's awesome.
Steve: You were in on this?
618
00:53:01,042 --> 00:53:02,500
Liz: Did you plan this whole thing?
619
00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:06,042
Yeah. You were in on this?
620
00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:11,917
And, you know, when we picked up Jen,
621
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:14,875
I kinda figured she'd be better
to get you in the room than me,
622
00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:18,125
so I just pulled her aside
and asked her to help.
623
00:53:18,292 --> 00:53:20,542
Guilty.
624
00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:24,125
Do you guys honestly think I would
have stayed in the Van by myself?
625
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,958
I faked.
626
00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,875
So you planned this trip?
627
00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:30,917
Were you fucking in on this?
628
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,875
I had nothing to do with it.
Calm down.
629
00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:35,000
It was just me and bill. Oh, my god.
630
00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:38,458
And coming to the dark ride
was all part of your little prank?
631
00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:43,542
You know, I was just kinda
dying to check it out.
632
00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:46,625
No, but seriously,
633
00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:49,292
my parents never let me
go to my cousins' funeral.
634
00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:51,417
I never even went
to their grave site.
635
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,917
I've never even been here.
636
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:56,542
So, I don't know,
in some sick, twisted way
637
00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:58,917
it's kind of like closure to me.
638
00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:01,583
But the flyer...
639
00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:04,625
I had that with me. That would
have shown up anywhere we were.
640
00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:07,458
It would have showed up
wherever we were.
641
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:11,667
Jim: Jesus, bill,
that's pretty freakin' extreme
642
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,917
just to go for a laugh.
643
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:17,500
That rocked. That was great.
I'm so proud of you.
644
00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:20,542
Well, your friend Steve here
left me in a rather extreme position
645
00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,417
a few months back
when I walked into his room
646
00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:25,750
and found his dick
inside Sarah d'amato.
647
00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:27,237
This is about that?
Sarah d'amato?
648
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,375
Shut up.
649
00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:29,750
Yes, it is about that, Steve.
650
00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:32,375
I know you don't think
it's a big deal. It was to me.
651
00:54:32,542 --> 00:54:34,222
Jim: Steve, you had sex
with Sarah d'amato?
652
00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,268
Yeah, and she's not a fucking psycho.
This isn't funny.
653
00:54:36,292 --> 00:54:38,333
Playing dead isn't funny.
654
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,542
Jen: It was funny.
Jim: That was harsh.
655
00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,188
Cathy: Hey, you know what they say...
656
00:54:42,292 --> 00:54:43,812
“Don't hate the player.
Hate the game.”
657
00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:48,667
Oh, come on, Stevie. Kiss my neck.
You know how much I like that.
658
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:52,250
Jeez.
659
00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:54,042
And you, you little piece of shit...
660
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,792
Stop it! No, you stop it.
661
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,250
Lay off him. You lay off.
662
00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:58,977
You don't get to say
anything right now.
663
00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:00,375
You, you want some trivia?
664
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:03,875
How many friends do you have now?
Anyone? Anyone?
665
00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:06,125
Well, now you've got none.
666
00:55:06,292 --> 00:55:08,000
Lay off him. Stop.
667
00:55:08,167 --> 00:55:11,042
I should have left you beating off
in the fucking dorm room.
668
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,542
Badjoke.
669
00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:15,625
Liz: Well, unless you
have an encore planned,
670
00:55:15,792 --> 00:55:18,500
is there anyone else
you need to exact revenge on?
671
00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:20,083
I'm done.
672
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:24,125
Dude, I would totally beat your ass
if you did that to me.
673
00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:27,125
But you didn't and it was great.
674
00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:29,042
I didn't know you had it in you.
675
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:31,042
Look at you
coming out of your shell.
676
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,973
Now that you're done,
can we please leave?
677
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,583
This place creeps me out.
678
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,083
Jim: You wanna make out or...?
679
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:43,208
Oh. It never works.
680
00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:53,583
Scared the shit out of
your cheating ex-boyfriend.
681
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,583
That was priceless.
Right. It was good.
682
00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:02,875
I have a feeling by next weekend
you're gonna need a new room-mate.
683
00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:05,417
Probably.
684
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,833
That's weird. The door is locked.
685
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,875
Liz: Well, open it.
686
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:20,083
Well, I would, Elizabeth,
687
00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,833
but the door's kind of locked
from the outside.
688
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,042
Come on, Jim, open the door.
689
00:56:26,042 --> 00:56:27,458
I bet it was Steve.
690
00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:30,500
Liz: Or Ernie the slasher.
691
00:56:30,667 --> 00:56:33,792
Steve, please.
Jen: Relax, everyone.
692
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:38,292
Please? Come on, Steve.
This isn't funny.
693
00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:42,458
She's apologising, Steve.
Come on, man, open the door.
694
00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:53,875
Jim: No, seriously, guys, though,
695
00:56:54,042 --> 00:56:56,125
I did a pretty shitty job
down there on the wires.
696
00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,972
I'm not surprised
that they didn't hold up.
697
00:56:58,042 --> 00:56:59,750
I'll just go back down there
and fix them.
698
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,726
I'm gonna be right back.
Y'all stay right here.
699
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:04,917
Actually, I was thinking about
wandering aimlessly in the dark.
700
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:06,625
It's what I do for fun.
701
00:57:57,083 --> 00:58:00,042
Jesus Christ, Jen, you almost
gave me a fucking heart attack.
702
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:05,042
Your heart rate's not exactly
what I wanted to get a rise out of.
703
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,101
Oh, god. These 'shrooms
are really fucking kicking in.
704
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:12,458
Yeah, I know.
705
00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:15,875
Well, they were on for a minute.
706
00:58:19,042 --> 00:58:21,292
Maybe he's working on it.
707
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,833
Liz: I bet that little slut
is working on him.
708
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,250
Oh, holy shit. I didn't even
realise she wasn't with us.
709
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:31,167
Hey, did you see Steve
following me down here?
710
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,667
Because I wanna grab him
and get the hell out of here.
711
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:35,125
Oh, really?
712
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:39,500
Oh, my god. Oh, god.
713
00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:42,042
Don't you feel good?
714
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,792
We don't exactly
have to leave right now.
715
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,708
It's kind of awkward timing.
You know what I mean?
716
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,958
My timing is what
makes this interesting.
717
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:01,875
But what about the others?
718
00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:05,875
Couldn't find their way down here
with a road map.
719
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,833
But I heard them screaming and shit.
720
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,542
Yeah, I think we should let the children
play their children games.
721
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:15,042
Besides, we have some
adult games to get to.
722
00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:17,125
Oh, god, I love you.
723
00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:24,792
Excuse me just one moment.
724
00:59:24,958 --> 00:59:27,458
What are you gonna do?
725
00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:29,000
Just a little...
726
00:59:29,167 --> 00:59:31,458
Ooh.
727
00:59:33,583 --> 00:59:37,167
Just a little mood lighting,
a little mood music.
728
00:59:37,333 --> 00:59:39,250
Sorry I don't have cigarettes.
729
00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:57,333
Oh, god, thank you.
730
01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:05,458
Fucking Steve. I hate him.
I'm so done with him.
731
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:08,125
I bet he's screwing with the lights.
732
01:00:08,292 --> 01:00:09,875
What goes around
comes around, right?
733
01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:13,125
Screw you, Liz. Sorry.
734
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:17,000
I can't see a thing.
I don't like this, you guys.
735
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:21,333
Hey, Liz, watch out for the tracks.
Don't sprain your ankle.
736
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,300
Look, I don't know
what you guys are thinking,
737
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,958
but if we're gonna get out of here
we've gotta find our way downstairs.
738
01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,875
Cathy: In the dark? Yeah.
739
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,518
Liz: You have a lighter, right?
740
01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,833
Bill: Yeah.
Ok. Come on. Let's go.
741
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:51,250
Steve?
742
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,292
Ok.
743
01:03:10,458 --> 01:03:12,917
They keep screaming.
Something's wrong.
744
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:18,042
Oh, god, I love this song.
745
01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,518
They're just joking.
They're just joking.
746
01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,042
They're just messing around. Ok.
747
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:25,750
Oh, thank you.
748
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,750
Cathy, we have to go now.
Look at me.
749
01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,750
We've gotta get help.
Where did bill go?
750
01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:52,042
Jim! Jim!
751
01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,708
Jim! Jim, where are you?
752
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,583
Oh, my...
753
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,083
Wait. What's going on?
754
01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:07,042
Oh, Jen, you cannot leave me
hanging like this. It's unhealthy.
755
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:12,792
Jen, you're killing me.
Please? Thank you.
756
01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:15,125
J' I think I'm going out of my head
757
01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:18,083
j“ I think I'm going out of my head
758
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:20,917
j' I think I'm going
out of my head... j'
759
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,667
oh, what did I do to deserve this?
760
01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:26,125
Oh, god, I'm almost there.
761
01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:28,167
Oh, god.
762
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:09,917
Come here. Give me a kiss.
763
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,292
What the fuck? Oh, my god!
764
01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:59,500
What the fuck?
765
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,833
Holy shit. Oh, fuck.
766
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,625
Fuck! Fucking come back.
What the fuck are you doing?
767
01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:09,667
Don't fucking leave me.
768
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,792
Oh, god!
769
01:06:14,042 --> 01:06:15,833
Oh, god.
770
01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:19,792
Help me.
771
01:06:19,958 --> 01:06:22,833
Somebody let me out of here.
772
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,458
Please.
773
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,958
Somebody help me.
774
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,958
Oh, god. Oh, god.
775
01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:02,083
God.
776
01:07:11,917 --> 01:07:13,208
What? Shh.
777
01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:15,292
What? Shh. Shh!
778
01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:17,583
Do you hear that?
779
01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:36,917
Cathy. It's ok.
780
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,500
Alright, listen to me.
Shh, it's ok.
781
01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:42,875
Shh. I lost it back there. I did.
782
01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:48,250
Listen to me, alright? I lost it
back there. I did. But I'm back now.
783
01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:51,083
We have to find a way out of here.
784
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:56,458
There has to be another exit
or fire code... something.
785
01:07:56,625 --> 01:08:00,083
This is a fucking amusement park ride,
for god's sakes.
786
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,500
There's fucking rules.
787
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:10,042
Cathy: Shh. Shh.
788
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:13,917
Shhh. Shhh.
789
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,208
I'm too tired.
790
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:26,167
We're almost out. Come on.
791
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:39,357
No, no, no, no. Where are you going?
792
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,917
This is my fault. Don't you get it?
793
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,542
I'm the reason we're here.
I brought us here.
794
01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:46,292
I have to go find the others.
795
01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,875
Go get help!
796
01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:49,875
Go get help...
797
01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:04,625
Cathy!
798
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:14,375
Cath!
799
01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:49,083
That might be her!
800
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:51,917
Where are you?
801
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:16,708
(Crashn
802
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:19,583
Man: Yeah, this is Reggie.
803
01:15:19,750 --> 01:15:23,625
I'm at the north-east side
of the boardwalk, requesting backup.
804
01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:28,167
Henry, Lou, that means you guys.
805
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:30,875
What's the problem, Reggie?
806
01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:34,167
I got a report that there was some noises
coming from the dark ride.
807
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:35,750
I'm gonna go check it out.
808
01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:37,583
Sounds good to me.
How can I help you?
809
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,350
Well, by definition
of the term 'backup',
810
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,833
I'm asking you to back me up.
811
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,083
Reinforcements are on the way.
Yeah, 10-4.
812
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:13,875
Reggie: Anybody in here?
This is security.
813
01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:17,542
Anybody in this building?
Oh, my god!
814
01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:21,583
Anybody in this building?
815
01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,375
Oh, my god, please.
816
01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:34,458
Reggie: Hello! Anybody here?
817
01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:49,792
Goddamn, girl, what the hell
are you doing in here?
818
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:52,833
Alright, look,
everything's gonna be ok.
819
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:57,792
Just calm down. Come with me.
We'll call your parents, alright?
820
01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:02,167
What are you pointing at?
821
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:06,333
I told you, miss,
everything's gonna be just fine.
822
01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:02,417
We'd better get over there
before Reggie splits.
823
01:18:02,583 --> 01:18:05,917
You got it.
824
01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:20,958
Ow!
825
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,833
Wait, please.
826
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,125
Out of range.
827
01:18:56,292 --> 01:18:59,875
Come on. Work, please. No!
828
01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:22,417
Oh, my god! For fuck's sake!
829
01:20:03,917 --> 01:20:05,708
Come on, you fucking phone.
830
01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:11,333
(Crashn
831
01:20:20,667 --> 01:20:22,708
Oh, my god.
832
01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:56,458
No. No.
833
01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:02,458
(Crashn
834
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:32,000
Cathy?
835
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,542
Cathy. Cathy.
836
01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:36,417
Cathy, wake up.
837
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:37,958
Cath...
838
01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,000
Oh, shit.
839
01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:50,458
Bill: Jim. Bill?
840
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,750
Dude, you're...
841
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,333
You're alive, man.
842
01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:08,667
Are you ok?
843
01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:12,042
Dude, I'm about as far from ok
as ok gets, man.
844
01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:14,208
I'm freaking out of my skull.
845
01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:18,083
You need to get us
the fuck out of here, bill.
846
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:20,750
Shh. It's over now. What...?
847
01:22:22,375 --> 01:22:24,875
I know. It's ok. It's over now.
848
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,875
Is he dead? Are you kidding me?
849
01:22:30,042 --> 01:22:34,417
I don't know if it's a he, a she
or an it, man. I don't care.
850
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:37,292
We need to grab Cathy
and we need to get out of here.
851
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,500
Is she ok?
852
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,792
I mean, she... she has a pulse, dude.
853
01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:47,500
I don't know.
854
01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:55,875
What are you doing here, man?
855
01:22:56,042 --> 01:22:57,875
I could have sworn
I saw you guys take off.
856
01:22:58,042 --> 01:22:59,625
How did you get away?
857
01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:02,375
Are you kidding me, Jim?
858
01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:06,333
I know this place
like the back of my hand.
859
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,250
Jim...
860
01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:16,042
How many friends
do you have now, Steve?
861
01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:22,083
Revenge, huh?
862
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:26,208
Don't call it revenge,
think of it as...
863
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:29,792
Time-released justice.
864
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,875
Fuck you, assholes.
865
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:50,875
Well, Jim... turns out
that Norman bates was wrong.
866
01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:54,458
Seems a boy's best friend
isn't his mother.
867
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,333
Each murder he committed
was like a little present.
868
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,792
He wasn't just playing...
869
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:13,417
He was playing for me.
870
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:19,833
Some monsters are harder
to recognise than others, Jim.
871
01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:35,708
Thanks for your help, Cathy.
61867
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