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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,697 --> 00:00:13,697 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:23,741 --> 00:00:24,942 They tell me you're a killer. 3 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:27,511 Are you a killer, boy? 4 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:31,415 Some kind of killer clown from outer space? 5 00:00:34,518 --> 00:00:36,921 You're a real, real funny guy, you know that? 6 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:39,589 You're a real comedian. 7 00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:41,893 Want a cigarette? 8 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,428 - No. - Go ahead. 9 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,298 Let me... Let me grab ya a smoke kid, huh? Hmm? 10 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:54,504 Uh, is it turning up a boy or a girl for you? 11 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:56,974 Son, actually. 12 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,309 any day now. 13 00:00:59,944 --> 00:01:02,714 Mm. Mm-hmm. 14 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:06,349 First one? 15 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:08,418 Yeah. 16 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:11,354 Wife and I, well, we kept swinging 17 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:14,491 for a daughter but kept turning out soldiers. 18 00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:16,293 Well, you know what the thing is? 19 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:19,296 The thing is, the first one's 20 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,799 where all the good feelings crop up. 21 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:24,969 What was your thinking when you first heard the breaking news? 22 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,842 When I found out we were having a boy, 23 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:33,477 that's when it really hit me. 24 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:40,450 I'm someone's father. I'm responsible for new life. 25 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:42,720 - Yeah... - Well,. 26 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,856 You're gonna make a responsible living 27 00:01:44,889 --> 00:01:48,425 selling faggy-ass chapstick to hippies on the beach, huh? 28 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,360 So, you thought to yourself, "You know, 29 00:01:50,393 --> 00:01:52,329 I better start knocking some people off. 30 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,532 Uh, get into a new line of work, maybe, huh?" 31 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:46,878 Are you pro? 32 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,953 I used to be. Now I just do it for fun. 33 00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:58,455 I've messed with my cousin's board a bit. 34 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,924 Oh, yeah? 35 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:06,063 Okay! Yeah. 36 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:07,732 Yeah, I see you. 37 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:13,137 I've been savin' up, but my mom won't throw down with me. 38 00:04:13,971 --> 00:04:15,139 Yeah, saving can be tough. 39 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,474 How much you got? 40 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,810 Like, 30 bucks and a Clif Bar. 41 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,579 A'right, let me see the money. Sold. 42 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:24,115 - What? Really? - Yeah. 43 00:04:24,982 --> 00:04:27,652 You know, you're pretty limber for an old man. 44 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:28,853 Are you vegan? 45 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,137 Morning, my beautiful bug. 46 00:04:48,605 --> 00:04:50,041 That smells amazing. 47 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:52,642 It's my CBD balm. 48 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:55,913 I'm callin' it, "Harmony Rose." 49 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:57,882 Ew. 50 00:04:57,915 --> 00:04:59,516 No, you can't call your balm 51 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,617 the same nickname you call me. 52 00:05:01,852 --> 00:05:03,486 How are we feeling today? 53 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,522 Feels like he's still up from earlier. 54 00:05:06,257 --> 00:05:07,725 My Uncle Jim called. 55 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,694 Woke me up about an hour ago. 56 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:12,797 Well... 57 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:16,834 Picked up those vitamins you needed. 58 00:05:21,305 --> 00:05:23,708 - Hmm. - Also... 59 00:05:25,642 --> 00:05:26,911 Got you some breakfast. 60 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:29,512 Babe, I thought we didn't have the money. 61 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:32,783 No, I said I wasn't sure. 62 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,552 Why, thanks, honeybee. 63 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,988 Is it money from Mama Earth sales? 64 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:40,557 Yeah, yeah. Here. 65 00:05:45,229 --> 00:05:47,497 Mm. How was skating this morning? 66 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:50,668 Felt amazing. 67 00:05:50,701 --> 00:05:52,069 Hmm. 68 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,938 - How was your sleep? - Really good. 69 00:05:56,073 --> 00:05:59,810 Jim told me to tell you that he loves you and he misses you. 70 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:02,512 Working in his bank wouldn't be all that bad. 71 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:06,616 It's not his bank. He's the manager at a bank. 72 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:08,719 Okay, we're doing fine. 73 00:06:08,753 --> 00:06:10,154 And Mama Earth is about to take off. 74 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,957 If I was gonna work in an office, 75 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:15,558 I'd be detective, you know? 76 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,861 Or something fun. 77 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,764 I know, babe, it's just I get worried about us. 78 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:24,969 But if Mama Earth doesn't take off? 79 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,973 It will. I promise. 80 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,645 - Howdy, Garrett. - Hiya, Dante. 81 00:06:35,679 --> 00:06:37,614 Hi, Crystal, how's the bump doing? 82 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,216 Hi, Garrett, beautiful morning. 83 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,918 Mm, if you like sweating through 84 00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:42,920 your foundation. 85 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:44,655 What do you got going on? 86 00:06:44,688 --> 00:06:46,090 Actually, could you come help me? I'm trying 87 00:06:46,123 --> 00:06:47,590 to hang a little something on the wall. 88 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,126 Yeah, no problem. 89 00:07:06,744 --> 00:07:08,312 We've been vacationing in Costa Rica. 90 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,881 You remember? She couldn't believe how much money 91 00:07:10,915 --> 00:07:12,950 she saved from the Airbnb they got for the week. 92 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,617 That look crooked to you? 93 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,687 Nope. It's fine. 94 00:07:17,755 --> 00:07:19,723 It's insane the amount of money they're able to make 95 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:21,859 in a month using their space. 96 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:24,328 So my mom thought... 97 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,597 Yeah, that's a beach house in Costa Rica. 98 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,068 We live in Reseda, California. 99 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:33,337 Granted, beautiful weather, 100 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,740 but not the vacationing spot many would hope for. 101 00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:41,712 Yeah, yeah. You're... You're right. I know it. 102 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:49,753 Just get it to me when you can, okay? 103 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,655 I'll tell her you already paid. 104 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:55,893 I do it for Crystal. 105 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:57,394 Don't go getting a swoll head 106 00:07:57,428 --> 00:07:58,696 or I'll break your neck, kid. 107 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,801 How ya doin', honey? 108 00:08:37,835 --> 00:08:39,403 I'm well, Sophia. 109 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,739 Just came to, uh, drop off and pick up. 110 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,441 I'm sorry, I only sold a few in the last two weeks. 111 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,011 You by chance don't 112 00:08:47,044 --> 00:08:48,445 need any extra help here, do ya? 113 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:51,248 We're all fighting over hours as it is. 114 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:54,985 Dante! 115 00:08:57,888 --> 00:09:01,859 - Ugliest flyer ever. - Birthday clown wanted? 116 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:05,229 Says it pays $200. How long is a birthday party? 117 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,731 Could be just the thing I'm looking for. 118 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:12,870 Really. Thanks. 119 00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:19,944 Good afternoon. 120 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,946 This is Em. Who is this? 121 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,948 Hi, this is Dante. 122 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,250 Do you have any clowning experience, Dante? 123 00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:27,785 - Sure. - Great. 124 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,687 Been a clown my whole life. 125 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:30,988 That's funny. 126 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:32,923 We have a party coming in late afternoon. 127 00:09:32,957 --> 00:09:34,291 Is it that too soon for you? 128 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:35,526 What part of L.A. are you in? 129 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:37,294 Write the address down. 130 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:38,796 The street's usually clear for parking. 131 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,897 No permit needed. 132 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:40,998 Look for the balloons. 133 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:42,032 The spread of balloons 134 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,067 marks the party. 135 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,468 Ready? 136 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,737 You know what I think? 137 00:09:47,972 --> 00:09:51,208 I think you'd been planning this from the very beginning. 138 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,210 There wasn't a beginning, I'm... 139 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,778 Oh, come on! 140 00:09:54,812 --> 00:09:56,447 Who all of a sudden says to themself, 141 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,251 "Oh, I'll become a fucking clown? 142 00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:04,188 Yeah, and I'll make money." I call bullshit, kid. 143 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:08,025 Well, it seemed different. Fun. 144 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:10,828 So, uh, what? 145 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,964 You just took your last $50 out of your wallet 146 00:10:13,998 --> 00:10:16,533 and went to the clown store? 147 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:20,004 A costume shop. Yes. 148 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:23,240 It don't strike you as funny that... that you knew... 149 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,375 - Hey! - ... exactly where 150 00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:26,010 the costume 151 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,444 shop was, last minute-like? 152 00:10:27,478 --> 00:10:29,013 Can I help you with something? 153 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,015 Hm? Yeah, um... 154 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:35,519 I would like to become a clown on a budget. 155 00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:45,296 Are you thinking like a circus clown or mass murdering clown? 156 00:10:45,329 --> 00:10:49,166 Hm. Um, maybe somewhere in between. 157 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,201 Hey. 158 00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:58,302 How ya doing? 159 00:11:58,335 --> 00:11:59,503 How's your afternoon? 160 00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:01,438 Complete and peaceful. 161 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,640 How 'bout you, Sug? Were your drop-offs successful? 162 00:12:03,675 --> 00:12:05,075 Did ya sell a bunch? 163 00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:06,543 Yeah, it was all 164 00:12:06,577 --> 00:12:07,644 pretty successful. 165 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:08,946 That's great! 166 00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:10,547 What did this week's haul look like? 167 00:12:10,581 --> 00:12:13,917 Uh, just about around 200. 168 00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:16,553 I'm proud of you. 169 00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,089 You on your way back to our nest now? 170 00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,458 No, I have one more stop to make. 171 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:24,595 Well, hurry back to me, okay? Love you. 172 00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:26,463 All right, love you. 173 00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:41,111 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey! 174 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:45,416 - Dante! - In the makeup! 175 00:12:45,449 --> 00:12:47,418 Aren't you funny. 176 00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:50,454 Well, you've arrived just on time. 177 00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:56,293 P! Dante. 178 00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:58,429 - This is P, my better half. - Oh, wow! 179 00:12:58,462 --> 00:13:00,397 You look great! It's Dante, is it? 180 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,999 Oh, jeez, just great. 181 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,400 Oh, he's even got the big feet. 182 00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,704 Wow, you really came through for us. 183 00:13:06,738 --> 00:13:09,173 Has it been tough finding a clown? 184 00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,341 - Well... - Oh, I mean... 185 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,344 Em! I said I wanted scary clowns. 186 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,580 Get it? Scary. 187 00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:18,415 This guy looks like a turd! 188 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,686 Okay, well, here's the birthday boy. Stanley. 189 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:23,587 Uh, I can be scary. 190 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,189 What scares ya? 191 00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:28,525 If you could use any weapon to kill 192 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,028 the most amount of people you could 193 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,699 in the shortest amount of time, what weapon would you choose? 194 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,668 - Okay, well... - So, so sorry. 195 00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:39,069 - His humor is all his own... - Knock-knock jokes, always. 196 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,574 I'm looking forward to seeing your show. 197 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,309 Tag, you're it! 198 00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:51,582 - Yeah... - Nice kid. 199 00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:53,685 - Oh! - Oh, yes, we are truly, 200 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,252 - truly blessed. - Every day's a blessing, 201 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:56,587 you know? So... 202 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:57,789 Well, uh, let me introduce 203 00:13:57,822 --> 00:13:59,056 you to the other clown. 204 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,390 Who? 205 00:14:04,228 --> 00:14:06,263 Is that the birthday boy? 206 00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:08,666 Happy birthday, Stanley. 207 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,335 How old are you today? 208 00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:16,340 What's going on? Am I fired? 209 00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:17,441 What? 210 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:18,710 You have the nerve 211 00:14:18,743 --> 00:14:20,277 to come in here to tell me 212 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,445 that I am being replaced... 213 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:22,579 I'm not replacing you... 214 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,715 I... By what? 215 00:14:23,748 --> 00:14:25,282 By... by you? 216 00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,117 You're a scrug. 217 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:30,087 - What's a scrug? - A true scrug. 218 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:34,659 I think the idea is supposed to be that we work together. 219 00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:38,028 Hold the fucking number. I cannot take this call. 220 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:41,666 Ah, jeez. 221 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,202 Hey, Em and P, what the... whatever the hell 222 00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:48,572 your names are. What the hell's that clown doin' here? 223 00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:50,574 - He's here to help you. - He's great. 224 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:53,210 I'm your main clown, you hired me. 225 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,178 - Yeah, we know. - Yes, we did. 226 00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,547 So what the hell's he doing here? 227 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,749 Pele, was it? 228 00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,251 - No, you don't have to. - No, no, no, no, no. 229 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:04,154 What's your routine? 230 00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,089 Well, I... I don't have, um... 231 00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:10,360 - I don't have a specific... - What's your name? 232 00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:12,730 - It's Dante. - Like your clown name. 233 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:15,733 Like, "Hi, kids. I'm Pele the Clown." 234 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:19,303 Well, can't I just be Dante the Clown? 235 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,505 Dante's not a really common name. 236 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,308 You don't strike me as a Dante. 237 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,810 It's too cool for ya. 238 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,314 From now on, you're gonna be... 239 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,818 Milo. Milo the Rodeo Clown. 240 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:38,322 ♪ He stumbles and he falls ♪ 241 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,324 ♪ And he steps in shit ♪ 242 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:44,328 ♪ He's Milo, the Rodeo Clown ♪ 243 00:15:45,262 --> 00:15:46,731 ♪ The Rodeo Clown... ♪ 244 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,231 All right, all right, all right. 245 00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:49,333 Mi... Milo, it is. 246 00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:55,707 And now, for your viewing pleasure... 247 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,910 it's Pele's Pity Party! 248 00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:02,412 Awesome! 249 00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:08,820 Hi, everyone! 250 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,656 Hi! 251 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:15,693 Welcome to Pele's Pity Party. 252 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,663 Yeah! 253 00:16:19,797 --> 00:16:26,370 This is my dumb friend, Milo. His throat is croaking. 254 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,906 Right, Milo? 255 00:16:30,942 --> 00:16:33,577 Slap him again! I didn't get a good shot! 256 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,618 Oh no, Milo... 257 00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:45,322 Don't go off to yourself and have a... 258 00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:48,458 Pity Party! 259 00:16:48,492 --> 00:16:50,695 Dance for us, Milo. 260 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,683 Sleepy time. 261 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:29,599 It's time for our Pity Pop! 262 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,301 Whoo! 263 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,270 Come on up, Stanley! 264 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,839 Whoo! 265 00:17:34,872 --> 00:17:36,339 Well... 266 00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:46,349 This might just be the best birthday party I ever had. 267 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:53,256 Oh, no, oh, no. I'm really sorry. I'm... I'm sorry. 268 00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:56,828 You know, I... I... I'm not normally this cruel. 269 00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:58,595 Swear. 270 00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,787 Huh? 271 00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:28,492 A free wrist clears a foggy conscience. Hmm? 272 00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:33,698 You know, it turns out we found a lot of items 273 00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:35,032 in that hippie van o' yours. 274 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,267 This your van? 275 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,872 - It's my girlfriend's. - It's sweet. 276 00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:44,809 You know, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed. 277 00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:49,312 - Thanks. - You took that like a champ. 278 00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:51,548 Hey, birthday cake is always a plus. 279 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,451 Such an old model. 280 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:56,687 None of the guys even have 281 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,389 a charger for that dead, bland, piece of shit. 282 00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:05,295 Maybe you have what it takes to clown with me, after all. 283 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,499 Uh... no. 284 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,003 That was... That was pretty heavy in there. 285 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,639 Listen. 286 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,410 I have this, uh... these private events. 287 00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:22,713 I have one this weekend. 288 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,381 It pays a grand. 289 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,484 You in? 290 00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:31,022 - I dress like this? - Yeah. 291 00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,623 Just a couple o' clowns out on the town. 292 00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:37,028 All right, yeah. 293 00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:39,362 Yeah. Let's... Let's Pity Party it up. 294 00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:41,565 Let's Pity Party it up. For real? 295 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,701 ♪ Pity Party, Pity Party, Pity Party, Pity Party, Pity... ♪ 296 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,991 Where'd you get that get-up? 297 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:08,759 The costume store. 298 00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,129 It's pretty inexpensive, actually. 299 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,133 I got hired for a private event. 300 00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,568 It's this weekend. 301 00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:24,141 Of course, the "I" being Milo the Rodeo Clown! 302 00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:27,011 My baby's father is a working clown. 303 00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:28,813 You know, with these experiences, you could 304 00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:31,015 actually run away from home and join the circus. 305 00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:34,517 Probably be more money in that. 306 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,821 Could set us up real nice 307 00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,890 when little Sequoia or River comes along. 308 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,727 Which one you leaning more towards, Rose? 309 00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:47,164 Look, I'm really happy with the way this one's turning out. 310 00:20:47,198 --> 00:20:49,734 Oh, that looks great, love. 311 00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:53,971 Yeah, I'm still not sure about it all. 312 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,107 You naming someone, 313 00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:59,110 feels like giving them a life-long sentence. 314 00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:02,013 Yeah, no, it's a strange idea. 315 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,184 - Is she cute? - Who? 316 00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:09,687 The woman who hired you. 317 00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,924 Well, I took the job before I knew there was a woman. 318 00:21:13,556 --> 00:21:14,624 See? 319 00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,163 Her name's Pele. She's just another clown 320 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,665 at this birthday party. 321 00:21:22,632 --> 00:21:24,802 - Is she pretty? - No. 322 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,738 Honestly, she had clown makeup on the whole time. 323 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:31,108 Babe. I gabbed about you and our babe 324 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:32,609 the whole afternoon. 325 00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:37,782 She offered me more work. It's honestly a Godsend. 326 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,142 - I take back what I said. - What'd you say? 327 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:08,879 That you were a little bitch with no cock. 328 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,816 You didn't say that to me. 329 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:13,616 I didn't? 330 00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:18,022 Wrong person. Never mind. 331 00:22:18,055 --> 00:22:19,190 Where should I park? 332 00:22:19,223 --> 00:22:20,691 Right here. 333 00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:23,227 Come on. 334 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:29,000 Darker environment than I thought. 335 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,969 Darker the Pity Party. 336 00:22:37,174 --> 00:22:38,709 Come on! 337 00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:47,885 Can you juggle? 338 00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:50,788 I used to be able to a little bit, three balls. 339 00:22:50,821 --> 00:22:53,691 Actually, kinda interesting how I learned. 340 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:55,259 One summer I worked at this kid's camp... 341 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,161 Wow, wow, wow, wow. Very interesting story. 342 00:22:57,194 --> 00:22:58,863 Just or no? 343 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:01,265 No, not really. 344 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,267 I don't fully know how to juggle. 345 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,002 Okay, can you do balloon animals? 346 00:23:05,703 --> 00:23:06,904 If you show me a few. 347 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:08,873 So you have to learn that, too? 348 00:23:08,906 --> 00:23:11,675 Pele! How do you stay so beautiful? 349 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:15,312 My baby, Tic Tac! What up, baby? 350 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,580 Who's the fresh meat? 351 00:23:17,614 --> 00:23:19,683 I'm Milo. And I guess 352 00:23:19,717 --> 00:23:21,819 we're here for a Pity Party. 353 00:23:21,852 --> 00:23:24,121 Pity Party, Pity Party, Pity Party! 354 00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,791 Well, put her there. 355 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:31,295 I'm Tic Tac. This is my goddess, Bunny. 356 00:23:32,196 --> 00:23:33,697 And this is my place! 357 00:23:34,265 --> 00:23:36,000 I live up in the loft up there. 358 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:39,103 So if you need anything, just holler. 359 00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:41,939 Uh, if I'm not there, I'll either be kidnapped 360 00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:45,342 or dead or relapsed. 361 00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:49,747 I'm... I'm kidding! I'm f... I'm four years clean. 362 00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:52,249 I'm four y... four months. 363 00:23:55,386 --> 00:23:57,221 Have a great time. 364 00:23:58,089 --> 00:24:00,157 I've been trying to get a game of tag together. 365 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:01,325 You must play with me. 366 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,228 I haven't played tag since I was a tiny nugget. 367 00:24:04,261 --> 00:24:06,764 I know a place. 368 00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:10,768 Hey, clown! Touching my girl's wrist? 369 00:24:10,801 --> 00:24:12,670 - No. - No? 370 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:14,071 I see it with my own two eyes. 371 00:24:14,105 --> 00:24:16,373 - Look! - Are you calling me a liar? 372 00:24:16,407 --> 00:24:18,776 Because there's nothing I hate worse 373 00:24:18,809 --> 00:24:21,178 than someone questioning my intelligence. 374 00:24:21,212 --> 00:24:23,347 - I'm a smart guy. - He doesn't like that. 375 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:28,085 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at you. I fucking hate clowns! 376 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,689 Ugly. You're ugly. Fucking flabby, too. 377 00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:32,756 Look at me. 378 00:24:33,157 --> 00:24:35,926 I am fucking ripped, baby, ripped! 379 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,863 - I will fuck you up. - Yeah, I... I am flabby. 380 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,365 I try to eat right but I... I cut my fast food consumption 381 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,900 down to, like, five times a day and... 382 00:24:42,933 --> 00:24:44,001 Are you hungry right now? 383 00:24:44,468 --> 00:24:46,070 I'm sorry. I'm not interested. 384 00:24:46,103 --> 00:24:48,405 Are you insulting my girlfriend? 385 00:24:48,439 --> 00:24:50,241 Huh? You're too good for her? 386 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:52,443 No, no, no... 387 00:24:52,476 --> 00:24:54,011 You piece of shit, I will fuck... 388 00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:55,713 Fuck. 389 00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:58,215 Your girlfriend tried to fuck a clown 390 00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,416 while you're in the room. 391 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,285 It's pretty funny, isn't it? 392 00:25:02,153 --> 00:25:05,256 Think about it. Own it. Let it settle. 393 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,926 Did you fucking push me? 394 00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:10,427 Did you feel like you got pushed? 395 00:25:10,995 --> 00:25:13,297 Yeah, it felt like a wind tried to blow me off my feet. 396 00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:17,101 I felt that breeze, too. So, uh, fuck off. 397 00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:21,005 - Whoo! - Uh... goodness! 398 00:25:21,038 --> 00:25:22,973 Hey, I really appreciate you helping me out. 399 00:25:23,007 --> 00:25:24,942 Oh, my pleasure. I love doing that. 400 00:25:24,975 --> 00:25:28,045 He wasn't that tough, anyway. Newt! My name's Newt! 401 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:30,080 - Newt? - What the hell's a Newt? 402 00:25:30,114 --> 00:25:33,450 I've heard of George or Eric, or I dunno, Frank. 403 00:25:33,484 --> 00:25:35,419 - But Newt? - What? Newt. 404 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,321 Newt is the name from my childhood. 405 00:25:37,354 --> 00:25:38,989 It keeps me warm. 406 00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:40,758 Something I picked up along the way. 407 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,793 Well, now I'm intrigued. 408 00:25:42,826 --> 00:25:44,061 There's nothing to be intrigued about. 409 00:25:44,094 --> 00:25:45,729 Best movie ever with Aliens. 410 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:48,132 Best character in Aliens was Newt. 411 00:25:48,165 --> 00:25:49,833 The little girl? 412 00:25:49,867 --> 00:25:51,435 Uh, yeah, the little girl. 413 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,371 And she was badass, she was tough. 414 00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:56,907 Too tough to die 'cause I'm a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tough guy. 415 00:25:56,941 --> 00:25:59,043 I got a halo. 416 00:25:59,076 --> 00:26:02,079 Fuck do a couple o' clowns know about best band of all time. 417 00:26:02,846 --> 00:26:04,481 You know you can say... tell a lot about a person 418 00:26:04,515 --> 00:26:06,183 by who they choose is the best. 419 00:26:06,217 --> 00:26:08,018 Whether it's the Beatles, whether it's Elvis. 420 00:26:08,052 --> 00:26:09,420 I'm like, "Fuck them crybabies!" 421 00:26:09,453 --> 00:26:11,155 It's all about the one-two-three-four 422 00:26:11,188 --> 00:26:14,391 - Ramones! - Big fan then, are ya? 423 00:26:16,393 --> 00:26:17,428 What's your name? 424 00:26:18,562 --> 00:26:23,200 I... I'm Milo right now but my government name is Dante. 425 00:26:23,234 --> 00:26:24,902 Ooh, he's got a government name. All right, 426 00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:26,437 Milo, is that your van out-front? 427 00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:27,838 - Yeah. - Big fucker... 428 00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:29,139 - Yeah! - Isn't it? 429 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,274 - Yeah. - Bet you got it stuffed 430 00:26:30,307 --> 00:26:31,308 to the brim in the back. 431 00:26:31,342 --> 00:26:32,977 You a hoarder, Milo? 432 00:26:33,577 --> 00:26:35,145 No, it's empty. 433 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:36,513 Me and my girlfriend used to 434 00:26:36,547 --> 00:26:38,215 live in it up on Venice Beach 435 00:26:38,249 --> 00:26:40,451 and she got pregnant and we actually found 436 00:26:40,484 --> 00:26:42,186 this really cute little bungalow for pretty cheap. 437 00:26:42,219 --> 00:26:43,821 I think it'll be nice once, like, 438 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:45,322 the baby comes along and it's us three. 439 00:26:45,356 --> 00:26:46,890 You gonna raise a baby on the clown money? 440 00:26:46,924 --> 00:26:49,059 Do you make enough money doing that? 441 00:26:49,093 --> 00:26:54,064 - I... I make and sell balm. - Balm? 442 00:26:54,098 --> 00:26:56,934 Yeah! Oh, you want some? 443 00:26:56,967 --> 00:26:58,068 You gonna charge me, Milo? 444 00:26:58,102 --> 00:26:59,403 No, no, 445 00:26:59,436 --> 00:27:00,804 you... you saved my life. 446 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:03,274 Mama Earth. 447 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:04,408 That's my company. 448 00:27:05,509 --> 00:27:08,112 Let's see, Milo. 449 00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:10,914 Ooh, that's refreshing. 450 00:27:10,948 --> 00:27:12,316 Move a lot of product? 451 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,352 It can be tough sometimes to get stores to carry it, 452 00:27:15,386 --> 00:27:17,454 but i... it's just the healing oils. 453 00:27:17,488 --> 00:27:19,023 Yeah, I cut out all the garbage. 454 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:20,557 It's really good for you. And everyone 455 00:27:20,591 --> 00:27:22,259 that uses it, loves it. It's really great stuff. 456 00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:23,827 And you just gotta try it once 457 00:27:23,861 --> 00:27:24,962 and people kinda keep 458 00:27:24,995 --> 00:27:25,996 coming back, sort of thing. 459 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:27,097 That's fantastic. 460 00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:28,232 Are you in the mood for an 461 00:27:28,265 --> 00:27:29,833 idea 'cause I have an idea. 462 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,368 I've got some very legal work, 463 00:27:31,969 --> 00:27:34,371 and I think the clown cover might be perfect. 464 00:27:34,972 --> 00:27:37,541 Cover for who? The police? 465 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,510 How's it legal if it needs a cover? 466 00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:42,012 How is it you're asking the complete wrong questions? 467 00:27:42,046 --> 00:27:44,281 It... It should be how much and when? 468 00:27:44,315 --> 00:27:46,984 $10,000 a piece. 469 00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:51,088 All you gotta do is drive a load for me to Vegas. 470 00:27:51,121 --> 00:27:53,023 Take your little hippie van. 471 00:27:53,057 --> 00:27:54,858 Park it in a specified spot. 472 00:27:54,892 --> 00:27:57,361 Wait. Come back in the morning. 473 00:27:57,394 --> 00:27:58,495 Just like that! 474 00:28:00,431 --> 00:28:02,132 Sounds pretty good to me. 475 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,233 Uh... 476 00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:05,035 Are you seriously thinking about this? 477 00:28:05,069 --> 00:28:06,070 You live in a van. 478 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:08,405 $20,000 in the glove box 479 00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:11,608 the moment you get back to La La Land. 480 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:14,345 Shit. That's a lot of money. 481 00:28:15,045 --> 00:28:16,113 That's a lot of money. 482 00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,151 Live in a van! 483 00:28:21,185 --> 00:28:22,986 Uh, you gonna do this with me? 484 00:28:24,088 --> 00:28:25,923 Are you sure you're serious? 485 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,660 Some shit can go down. What... What are you gonna do? 486 00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:30,994 - You have a baby on the way. - We can't think that way. 487 00:28:31,028 --> 00:28:33,397 Okay? You're right. You? You're right. 488 00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:36,633 And thank you. It's so much rent! 489 00:28:36,668 --> 00:28:39,303 Okay? We're in, we're in. 490 00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:41,138 Heigh-ho, let's go. 491 00:28:41,171 --> 00:28:44,908 Okay. If... If Milo's in, then I'm in. I'm... Okay, fine. 492 00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:55,986 Oh, great, it's Milo. 493 00:28:57,221 --> 00:29:00,457 I'm making you breakfast, my sweet so-and-so. 494 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,393 Thanks. 495 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:04,061 You're just getting in? 496 00:29:04,595 --> 00:29:06,597 It was a long and crazy night, 497 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:10,467 but I have $1,000 from it, so I'm not complaining. 498 00:29:11,268 --> 00:29:13,237 And how many people did you have to have sex with 499 00:29:13,270 --> 00:29:14,538 for all that dinero? 500 00:29:14,571 --> 00:29:17,441 Oh, so many. 501 00:29:17,474 --> 00:29:19,042 I bet. 502 00:29:27,217 --> 00:29:28,986 Your skateboard is gone, isn't it? 503 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:31,422 Did you sell it? 504 00:29:33,123 --> 00:29:35,959 These are quick fixes. 505 00:29:36,493 --> 00:29:38,996 Okay, we need to make a financial layout. 506 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:41,064 You know, long haul type of planning. 507 00:29:41,565 --> 00:29:42,633 Sounds good to me. 508 00:29:47,672 --> 00:29:49,139 I need your van for the weekend. 509 00:29:49,506 --> 00:29:50,708 I hope it's not an issue. 510 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,643 Another quick fix? 511 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:56,547 $10,000. 512 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,388 I'm getting worried about you. 513 00:30:05,790 --> 00:30:07,659 I know you're all right, I know. 514 00:30:07,692 --> 00:30:10,194 I just... These images in my head. 515 00:30:11,094 --> 00:30:13,731 You know, sometimes it's an image of you hurt 516 00:30:13,765 --> 00:30:16,366 and in need of help and there's no one else around. 517 00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,141 I'll tell you what. 518 00:30:26,143 --> 00:30:30,347 I will share my location with you from my phone. 519 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:33,283 No, no, no, and that way, any time you're thinking about me, 520 00:30:33,317 --> 00:30:38,455 you can just rest assured, there I am, and I'm all right. 521 00:30:39,156 --> 00:30:40,224 You don't have to do that. 522 00:30:40,825 --> 00:30:42,526 You don't... I... I'm not crazy. 523 00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:44,628 - I'm not a crazy girl... - I know. I know, I know. 524 00:30:44,662 --> 00:30:46,063 I want to, okay? 525 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,665 It's no problem. 526 00:30:49,132 --> 00:30:52,169 Okay. Yeah, I would like that a lot. 527 00:30:52,202 --> 00:30:54,137 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 528 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,557 Look at you with your printed-out 529 00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:15,092 MapQuest directions. 530 00:31:16,326 --> 00:31:17,729 Dude. You're old. 531 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:23,200 Should we knock, do you think? 532 00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:26,537 In the movies, the door usually just opens. 533 00:31:27,237 --> 00:31:28,472 Try pulling up closer. 534 00:31:33,544 --> 00:31:36,781 Hey, kid. Look! You made it. 535 00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:39,383 You're in the pictures. 536 00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,752 Holy tomato! 537 00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:07,544 Oh, actually! I have to unlock it with a key. 538 00:32:08,713 --> 00:32:10,447 Key's on the ring over here. 539 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,582 Hold on, guys! 540 00:32:17,554 --> 00:32:23,594 Uh... I need to unlock it with a... a key. 541 00:32:25,462 --> 00:32:27,665 Tell the boys pickin' up it's a silver key 542 00:32:28,265 --> 00:32:29,867 with a little bit of green on it. 543 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,302 Used my girlfriend's nail polish. 544 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:34,137 Yeah? 545 00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:52,623 You seem like one of those guys 546 00:32:52,657 --> 00:32:54,491 that never does anything wrong, 547 00:32:54,959 --> 00:32:56,728 a little goody-two-shoe type. 548 00:32:57,461 --> 00:32:58,863 I'm driving my girlfriend's van 549 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,264 across the desert with 550 00:33:01,298 --> 00:33:03,333 God-only-knows-what in the back of it. 551 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:05,903 That is heroic. 552 00:33:05,937 --> 00:33:08,305 - Heroic? - Yeah. 553 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,776 You're probably breaking the law 554 00:33:11,809 --> 00:33:13,543 for the first time in your life. 555 00:33:14,378 --> 00:33:16,848 What for? Money? 556 00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:20,550 No, you are doing it because you have a baby on the way 557 00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:23,186 and you would do anything for your family. 558 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:26,223 - How isn't that romantic? - You said, "Heroic." 559 00:33:26,858 --> 00:33:30,862 Heroic, romantic, semantics. 560 00:33:31,829 --> 00:33:33,898 Relationship has always been my weak spot. 561 00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:37,802 If I tell you how my current boyfriend and I met... 562 00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:42,606 ...you would think very low of me. 563 00:33:42,639 --> 00:33:44,408 I'm sure that's not true. 564 00:33:44,809 --> 00:33:48,946 Believe me, I put myself in all the worst positions. 565 00:33:50,414 --> 00:33:52,684 Sometimes it's out of our control. 566 00:33:54,551 --> 00:33:57,254 The situation at hand seems to be held 567 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:59,389 in the left hand that thinks it's right-handed. 568 00:33:59,423 --> 00:34:00,490 Yeah. 569 00:34:00,892 --> 00:34:02,960 - Human condition. - Seriously. 570 00:34:03,527 --> 00:34:05,930 We all have the same desires. 571 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,934 Yeah. 572 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:13,637 That's what really bones us. 573 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:16,808 You trying to kill us! 574 00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:20,812 Don't forget about that shit in the back! 575 00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:24,281 Okay. Milo the sacredy cat is here. 576 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:30,520 Oh, my God. Look at that. 577 00:34:30,554 --> 00:34:32,456 Look, look. Look over there. 578 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,324 - You see that? - I see... No. What? 579 00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,694 Your face? 580 00:35:50,634 --> 00:35:52,103 "Milo. 581 00:35:52,136 --> 00:35:54,906 Meet me at the hotel bar for a small night cap. 582 00:35:55,706 --> 00:35:57,708 Make sure to sit at the bar. 583 00:35:58,608 --> 00:36:00,077 I'll find you there." 584 00:36:10,955 --> 00:36:13,523 - Howdy. - Hey. 585 00:36:13,557 --> 00:36:14,959 Your evening going swell, is it? 586 00:36:15,726 --> 00:36:19,429 - It's fine. - Want to go somewhere? 587 00:36:20,497 --> 00:36:22,934 I'd very much like to try on your hat. 588 00:36:22,967 --> 00:36:24,601 And what are you drinkin'? 589 00:36:24,634 --> 00:36:26,971 Uh, whiskey. Neat. Um... 590 00:36:30,074 --> 00:36:31,608 You're so cute. 591 00:36:33,678 --> 00:36:36,047 And I leave tomorrow to go back home. 592 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,616 And I haven't even played with any American boys yet. 593 00:36:41,484 --> 00:36:44,421 Mm, listen. You are a very attractive. 594 00:36:44,989 --> 00:36:47,792 Sweet woman with great taste. 595 00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:49,160 Mm-hmm. 596 00:36:49,193 --> 00:36:52,462 I'm married and very much in love. 597 00:36:54,732 --> 00:36:56,834 That's an ugly wedding ring. 598 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:58,535 Yeah, it is. 599 00:37:00,503 --> 00:37:02,907 The love of my life is pregnant with my child. 600 00:37:03,573 --> 00:37:05,776 It's an unbreakable union between humans. 601 00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:07,712 You're sweet. 602 00:37:10,547 --> 00:37:12,850 Sharks swim all around these parts 603 00:37:12,884 --> 00:37:15,720 looking for a sweet face like yours to eat. 604 00:37:22,525 --> 00:37:25,963 So I am... I am impressed. 605 00:37:26,697 --> 00:37:28,966 And then I just... I'm a little bit stumped. 606 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,136 And now, I am impressed because your... 607 00:37:34,537 --> 00:37:36,207 Your turn-down tactics! 608 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,507 That was good, right? 609 00:37:38,642 --> 00:37:40,144 What the hell is that? 610 00:37:40,177 --> 00:37:41,746 That was genius. 611 00:37:41,779 --> 00:37:43,748 Although, you could have told her 612 00:37:43,781 --> 00:37:46,951 that information right away. Okay? 613 00:37:46,984 --> 00:37:49,854 Ah, but you didn't. Why? 614 00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:52,522 Because you wanted to get a little bit of 615 00:37:52,555 --> 00:37:56,227 a rubbing and a coochie-coo. Right? 616 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:57,962 And there's nothing wrong with that. 617 00:37:57,995 --> 00:38:00,798 And I... I get it 'cause I've been there. 618 00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:04,702 However, you have a girl. 619 00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:06,671 You have... You have your heart. 620 00:38:06,704 --> 00:38:08,471 That's... That's your livelihood. 621 00:38:08,505 --> 00:38:10,675 You stick with that. Come on. 622 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,843 - My love's name's Crystal... - That's interesting. 623 00:38:12,877 --> 00:38:14,644 I'll tell you why I'm stumped. 624 00:38:15,012 --> 00:38:19,050 Because there is a... a strict no-hat policy here 625 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,918 and you have got a very large hat 626 00:38:20,952 --> 00:38:23,120 sitting right on top of your head. 627 00:38:23,154 --> 00:38:25,522 - Oh, this is your place? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 628 00:38:25,555 --> 00:38:30,728 Well, I mean, I own the... you know, this. And I own... these. 629 00:38:30,761 --> 00:38:35,565 And I own the, um... God, that ceiling... I own that. 630 00:38:35,598 --> 00:38:38,135 And the... And the vents and the big-ass sign out front. 631 00:38:38,169 --> 00:38:42,940 But I don't own its soul anymore because I just... 632 00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:43,908 You know, when you... 633 00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:48,245 when you kind of buy into this town, you know, 634 00:38:48,279 --> 00:38:53,951 like I... I did, you... you sign on some kind of dotted line. 635 00:38:54,852 --> 00:38:57,188 I bet you got an adventure laid out 636 00:38:57,221 --> 00:39:00,024 like a trail of breadcrumbs across your past, huh? 637 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:04,161 - If you... - Oh, I, uh... I make lip balm. 638 00:39:04,862 --> 00:39:08,699 Mama Earth. Yeah, you... It's for you. 639 00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:12,103 That's my company. It's unopened. 640 00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:13,704 You can have that stick, you know. 641 00:39:13,738 --> 00:39:15,306 You'd like it, just look it up online 642 00:39:15,339 --> 00:39:17,041 and find out where you can get more. 643 00:39:17,074 --> 00:39:18,876 You know what? I was just joking about the hat. 644 00:39:18,909 --> 00:39:21,578 I... I... I was just joking. It looks really good. 645 00:39:21,611 --> 00:39:25,883 And I think it's not about hard work. 646 00:39:27,251 --> 00:39:29,854 Not hard work, it's just luck. 647 00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:35,292 It... It has a high cost sometimes 'cause, like, 648 00:39:35,326 --> 00:39:39,930 um, I had a love once. Her name was Karlily. 649 00:39:41,332 --> 00:39:44,268 That's a pretty name. You guys break it off? 650 00:39:49,673 --> 00:39:51,709 Breakups are tough. I've been there. 651 00:40:03,187 --> 00:40:11,796 I lost her in a car crash... about six months ago. 652 00:40:18,002 --> 00:40:25,209 But I do not want to mess up our nice vibe, our nice vibe. 653 00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:28,012 I did not mean to do that, and besides which, 654 00:40:28,045 --> 00:40:30,081 I haven't even introduced myself. 655 00:40:30,781 --> 00:40:37,021 My name: Joaquin Alvin Illingworth III. 656 00:40:37,054 --> 00:40:38,823 - III? - Yeah. 657 00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,091 That's fancy. 658 00:40:40,124 --> 00:40:42,760 It's not. I'm just my father's son. 659 00:40:43,394 --> 00:40:44,995 My name's Dante. 660 00:40:45,029 --> 00:40:47,231 It's so awesome to make a new friend. 661 00:40:53,404 --> 00:40:54,672 You know... 662 00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:57,208 You know, all right... 663 00:40:57,241 --> 00:40:59,210 Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey, please, sweetie, 664 00:40:59,243 --> 00:41:01,345 can we please have some... some more yummy drinks? 665 00:41:02,146 --> 00:41:03,180 Same thing? 666 00:41:03,214 --> 00:41:04,849 Look. See? 667 00:41:04,882 --> 00:41:06,350 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 668 00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:07,818 - Oh, a ring. - Yeah. 669 00:41:07,852 --> 00:41:09,120 I don't know, man, this is 670 00:41:09,153 --> 00:41:10,287 gonna tip me over the edge. 671 00:41:10,321 --> 00:41:11,856 Let's jump together! 672 00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:13,824 Let's just do it! 'Cause you know why? 673 00:41:13,858 --> 00:41:16,093 'Cause you're a good boy. You're a good kid. 674 00:41:16,127 --> 00:41:20,764 Speaking of which, what is the baby's name? 675 00:41:21,465 --> 00:41:25,870 Right now we're between Cedar and Sequoia. 676 00:41:28,973 --> 00:41:31,641 Who fucking names a kid Sequoia?! 677 00:41:32,143 --> 00:41:34,345 To baby Dante II! 678 00:41:39,316 --> 00:41:41,352 This is good. This is good. 679 00:41:41,385 --> 00:41:42,653 Did you see the clown? 680 00:41:43,287 --> 00:41:44,321 I did. 681 00:41:44,355 --> 00:41:48,893 Joaquin Alvin Illingworth. 682 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,262 III. 683 00:41:51,295 --> 00:41:53,130 - The what? - His name, 684 00:41:53,164 --> 00:41:55,299 it's Joaquin Alvin Illingworth... 685 00:41:57,468 --> 00:41:59,069 I thought it was a typo. 686 00:42:08,179 --> 00:42:10,147 What a swell guy, huh? 687 00:42:10,181 --> 00:42:14,285 You know he gave money to 20 different children's charities. 688 00:42:14,318 --> 00:42:15,853 And I even read that 689 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,790 he started a homeless shelter in his hometown. 690 00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:48,285 Ah, what a swell guy. 691 00:43:13,410 --> 00:43:15,212 Hey. Got my little note? 692 00:43:15,246 --> 00:43:18,048 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Went out last night, 693 00:43:18,082 --> 00:43:20,217 met the owner. Got free drinks all night. 694 00:43:20,251 --> 00:43:22,353 You know, you really messed up by not going out. 695 00:43:22,987 --> 00:43:24,355 Was it just all about the money for ya? 696 00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:27,825 Money. Yes. 697 00:43:33,397 --> 00:43:37,801 Ooh... Ooh, ooh. 698 00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,070 Is that a gun in there? 699 00:43:40,104 --> 00:43:42,206 I would've liked to know there's a gun in the car 700 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,474 while I'm in it. 701 00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:46,477 It's not mine. 702 00:43:47,845 --> 00:43:49,480 Why would they put a gun in here? 703 00:44:15,406 --> 00:44:17,508 Looks like $20,000 to me. 704 00:44:18,108 --> 00:44:20,477 Does it to you? 705 00:44:21,378 --> 00:44:22,446 Yup. 706 00:44:31,221 --> 00:44:32,456 Do you think they put this in there 707 00:44:32,489 --> 00:44:34,158 for us to protect their money with? 708 00:44:35,592 --> 00:44:37,394 I would have liked some communication. 709 00:44:38,929 --> 00:44:40,464 I've never even shot a gun before. 710 00:44:40,497 --> 00:44:42,366 I've never even held one before. 711 00:44:44,568 --> 00:44:46,236 I feel kind of cool, though. 712 00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:55,245 Jesus, you're reverting back to being a child. 713 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,115 I'm reverting back to my inner thug. 714 00:45:26,711 --> 00:45:29,146 How much money do you think is in there? 715 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,949 I think we should head back to L.A. 716 00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:34,184 Can you imagine what it must feel like 717 00:45:34,218 --> 00:45:35,386 to hold that much money? 718 00:45:35,419 --> 00:45:36,520 - Stop. - What? 719 00:45:37,421 --> 00:45:39,657 Look, I'm cool with my job 720 00:45:41,058 --> 00:45:42,626 and what's in the glove compartment. 721 00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:47,965 But I think we should... Let's mind our own business. 722 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:50,267 Okay, I would nev... I would never actually take any. 723 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:51,368 I'm just... 724 00:45:51,402 --> 00:45:52,469 Fucking... 725 00:45:54,238 --> 00:45:57,174 You could have killed me. Are you a fucking moron! 726 00:46:00,611 --> 00:46:02,179 Get in the car. 727 00:46:02,212 --> 00:46:03,414 Get in the fucking car right now. 728 00:46:05,182 --> 00:46:06,550 Get in the car! 729 00:46:27,571 --> 00:46:30,240 I don't believe I like the name Milo any longer. 730 00:46:32,777 --> 00:46:36,180 From now on, I want to be called, He... 731 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:38,148 He Who Gets Slapped. 732 00:46:39,116 --> 00:46:40,384 All right, He. 733 00:46:42,687 --> 00:46:45,422 Let's just keep on getting on. 734 00:46:47,659 --> 00:46:50,627 Dinner's ready. And it's getting cold. 735 00:47:17,789 --> 00:47:19,056 What the hell? 736 00:47:20,157 --> 00:47:23,393 - Should I honk? - Sure. 737 00:47:23,427 --> 00:47:25,395 Let's bring more attention to ourselves. 738 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:28,432 Someone's in there. 739 00:47:29,701 --> 00:47:31,368 There's gotta be a doorbell or something around here, I bet. 740 00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:33,604 Just relax. Let's just try to be calm. 741 00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:35,005 Let's just chill. 742 00:47:43,413 --> 00:47:47,551 ♪ You are my sunshine ♪ 743 00:47:47,584 --> 00:47:51,255 ♪ My only sunshine ♪ 744 00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:55,459 ♪ You make me happy ♪ 745 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,363 ♪ When skies are gray ♪ 746 00:48:00,732 --> 00:48:04,101 ♪ You are my sunshine ♪ 747 00:48:04,134 --> 00:48:07,070 ♪ My only sunshine ♪ 748 00:48:07,839 --> 00:48:13,811 ♪ Please don't take my sunshine away ♪ 749 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,216 ♪ I'll always love you ♪ 750 00:48:19,616 --> 00:48:22,687 ♪ And make you happy ♪ 751 00:48:23,554 --> 00:48:30,460 ♪ If you will only say the same ♪ 752 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:14,538 Open the door! 753 00:49:14,571 --> 00:49:15,740 They get the bag? 754 00:49:15,773 --> 00:49:17,240 Is it over yet? 755 00:49:17,842 --> 00:49:20,477 Dude, no one's here, man. 756 00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:29,353 - What do you mean? - Well, it's obvious. 757 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:32,422 These people went home early or we came too late. 758 00:49:35,727 --> 00:49:37,260 Call Newt. 759 00:49:41,331 --> 00:49:42,466 We're sorry. 760 00:49:42,499 --> 00:49:43,634 You have reached a number 761 00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:44,836 that has been disconnected 762 00:49:44,869 --> 00:49:46,203 or is no longer in service. 763 00:49:49,439 --> 00:49:50,675 His phone's been disconnected. 764 00:49:56,446 --> 00:49:57,782 What the hell should we do? 765 00:49:57,815 --> 00:50:01,451 I'm sure his phone is dead. 766 00:50:01,485 --> 00:50:03,420 I think his phone's disconnected. 767 00:50:03,453 --> 00:50:05,890 I... I don't think that message pops up if your phone's 768 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:08,392 just... low on battery. 769 00:50:09,292 --> 00:50:10,360 Veer to the right. 770 00:50:11,261 --> 00:50:12,329 Wouldn't it go to voicemail? 771 00:50:13,397 --> 00:50:15,198 I'm sure everything is fine. 772 00:50:16,299 --> 00:50:17,367 Don't sweat it. 773 00:50:17,401 --> 00:50:18,468 Okay? 774 00:50:21,571 --> 00:50:22,774 Pull over right there. 775 00:50:36,721 --> 00:50:37,789 Are you leaving? 776 00:50:43,995 --> 00:50:45,763 I can't think straight. 777 00:50:46,596 --> 00:50:49,499 And you definitely cannot think straight. 778 00:50:49,867 --> 00:50:53,905 And that fucking idiot weirdo is not answering his phone! 779 00:50:53,938 --> 00:50:56,808 So, let's just leave everything like it is 780 00:50:56,841 --> 00:50:59,309 and deal with it tomorrow? Hmm? 781 00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:02,446 - This is my girlfriend's van. - Cool... 782 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:05,783 She should be so proud to have such a retro vehicle, you know? 783 00:51:05,817 --> 00:51:07,852 - It's a cool van. - I don't think you get it. 784 00:51:08,452 --> 00:51:10,487 This is her van. I've had it, like, three days. 785 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,923 She doesn't like to share. 786 00:51:13,290 --> 00:51:14,659 Call me tomorrow. 787 00:51:16,928 --> 00:51:19,897 This will all be over soon. 'Kay? 788 00:51:20,665 --> 00:51:23,366 All right. Talk to you tomorrow? 789 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,869 Okay, darling. 790 00:51:24,902 --> 00:51:27,404 Goodnight. 791 00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,007 Get some rest and be safe. 792 00:51:32,744 --> 00:51:37,481 Bye, Dante... I will miss you. 793 00:51:37,514 --> 00:51:38,648 Psych! 794 00:51:43,087 --> 00:51:44,621 No, I will. I will. 795 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:49,894 This is how much I'm gonna miss you. 796 00:51:59,536 --> 00:52:01,471 Uh-oh! 797 00:53:41,806 --> 00:53:45,542 Baby... I love... Come cuddle me. 798 00:53:46,576 --> 00:53:48,545 I'll be right in, my Harmony Rose. 799 00:55:48,631 --> 00:55:50,267 You know, I just joking about the hat. 800 00:55:50,301 --> 00:55:52,870 I... I was just joking. That looks really good. 801 00:55:52,903 --> 00:55:57,174 And I think that you are an honest person. 802 00:55:57,208 --> 00:56:00,711 And you're probably the most honest person in here. 803 00:56:16,994 --> 00:56:19,296 Look at this, Dante! Whoo! 804 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,261 You too, darling. 805 00:57:27,832 --> 00:57:31,368 Adios. Bye! 806 00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,181 Hi, Dante! 807 00:57:44,815 --> 00:57:45,883 Milo. 808 00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:55,893 Who... Who are you? 809 00:58:18,949 --> 00:58:20,184 Ah! 810 00:58:21,218 --> 00:58:23,120 - Hey! - Hey. 811 00:58:23,154 --> 00:58:24,722 You still have your makeup on. 812 00:58:24,755 --> 00:58:26,857 - Do I? - You okay? 813 00:58:27,725 --> 00:58:29,760 You fell asleep sitting up last night. 814 00:58:29,793 --> 00:58:31,896 I probably had the ugliest look on my face. 815 00:58:31,929 --> 00:58:34,465 No! Not at all... 816 00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:39,470 Dante, I have to go to the studio. 817 00:58:39,503 --> 00:58:41,105 - I'm going to be late! - Let me take you! 818 00:58:41,138 --> 00:58:42,940 - Uh... - I just got one more trip 819 00:58:42,973 --> 00:58:45,142 to make. I'll pick you right back up when you're off. 820 00:58:45,176 --> 00:58:47,378 And then it's all yours. Okay? 821 00:58:49,113 --> 00:58:50,748 - I'm going to warm up the van! - Okay. 822 00:58:50,781 --> 00:58:52,149 You're telling me that, uh, 823 00:58:53,050 --> 00:58:56,187 Joaquin was missing his entire bottom half? 824 00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:57,755 Well, guess you couldn't fit him 825 00:58:57,788 --> 00:58:59,023 into the case whole, huh? 826 00:58:59,056 --> 00:59:00,157 Wha... Anyway, that makes sense. 827 00:59:00,191 --> 00:59:01,926 A suitcase coming about, uh, 828 00:59:01,959 --> 00:59:04,128 for clean clothes, not for your dirty laundry. 829 00:59:05,396 --> 00:59:09,500 You know, around here they call me The Lucky One. 830 00:59:09,533 --> 00:59:12,503 You know, see, sometimes things seem to poof, 831 00:59:12,536 --> 00:59:14,338 fall out of the sky right into my lap. 832 00:59:14,371 --> 00:59:15,973 And I'll give you a for instance. 833 00:59:17,408 --> 00:59:19,910 This landed on my desk early this morning. 834 00:59:29,553 --> 00:59:31,388 So, has anyone, uh, read you your rights yet? 835 00:59:32,223 --> 00:59:34,158 - No. - Oh, they will, 836 00:59:34,191 --> 00:59:36,327 they will, once you get your rights back. 837 00:59:39,496 --> 00:59:41,098 - Bye! - Love you. 838 00:59:41,131 --> 00:59:42,399 Love you too, bye. 839 01:00:18,969 --> 01:00:21,005 We're sorry... 840 01:00:21,038 --> 01:00:22,106 Fucking Newt! 841 01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:28,078 All right, come on, come on, Pele. Pick up, pick up. 842 01:00:28,112 --> 01:00:29,280 - Pick up. - We're sorry... 843 01:00:35,052 --> 01:00:37,221 We're sorry, 844 01:00:37,254 --> 01:00:39,890 you have reached a number that has been disconnected 845 01:00:39,923 --> 01:00:41,292 or is no longer in service. 846 01:00:41,325 --> 01:00:43,093 If you feel you have reached 847 01:00:43,127 --> 01:00:45,095 this recording in error, please check the number 848 01:00:45,129 --> 01:00:46,897 and try your call again. 849 01:00:47,464 --> 01:00:50,000 We're sorry, 850 01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:52,336 you have reached a number that has been disconnected 851 01:00:52,369 --> 01:00:54,204 or is no longer in service. 852 01:00:54,238 --> 01:00:55,606 If you feel you have reached... 853 01:01:14,525 --> 01:01:17,528 Pardon me. You must be Mike... Whoa! 854 01:01:17,561 --> 01:01:19,296 Sorry for my appearance. 855 01:01:19,330 --> 01:01:22,599 I'm a career birthday clown named Milo. 856 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,536 About a week ago, a family hired me 857 01:01:25,569 --> 01:01:28,405 - to perform a party here. - A week ago? 858 01:01:28,439 --> 01:01:31,475 This property has been on the market for sale 859 01:01:31,508 --> 01:01:34,178 for the last 10 months. 860 01:01:34,211 --> 01:01:36,280 Uh, this is Em and P's house. 861 01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:38,148 They have a little boy named Stanley. 862 01:01:38,182 --> 01:01:39,583 He's kind of an evil kid. 863 01:01:40,217 --> 01:01:43,053 Are you okay? Do you need some help, son? 864 01:01:44,154 --> 01:01:46,323 You don't still see a little kid there, 865 01:01:46,357 --> 01:01:48,559 - do you? - Okay. All right. 866 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,428 Just give me a moment. Shit! 867 01:01:53,030 --> 01:01:56,166 What? Wait. 868 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,268 So, no one's lived in this house for 10 months? 869 01:01:58,302 --> 01:02:01,472 No, actually two and a half years. 870 01:02:01,505 --> 01:02:03,507 This property has sat vacant. 871 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:07,010 It's a sad victim of a bank foreclosure. 872 01:02:10,514 --> 01:02:12,383 And what about those balloons? 873 01:02:13,450 --> 01:02:15,419 - I don't want to hurt you! - No, no, no... 874 01:02:15,452 --> 01:02:17,020 I don't want to hurt you! 875 01:02:18,288 --> 01:02:21,358 But this is private property and you are not an appointment! 876 01:02:22,059 --> 01:02:23,460 I'm a really good guy! 877 01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:25,929 - I... - I am calling the police! 878 01:02:39,143 --> 01:02:41,311 - Sophia! - Is everything all right? 879 01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:43,147 You shouldn't be going around like that. 880 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:45,182 - You're kinda scary-looking. - Who gave you this flyer? 881 01:02:45,215 --> 01:02:47,050 No one. Remember? I kept taking it down from the pole 882 01:02:47,084 --> 01:02:49,319 out front. Thank goodness they stopped. Tacky-looking, 883 01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:51,155 - I thought. - Someone must have given it 884 01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:53,157 - to you to give to me. - Is everything all right? 885 01:02:53,190 --> 01:02:54,558 You're putting off creepy vibes. 886 01:02:55,325 --> 01:02:56,527 Okay, listen. 887 01:02:57,161 --> 01:02:59,062 I'm not gonna be mad about anything. 888 01:02:59,096 --> 01:03:00,397 Just tell me where to find Pele. 889 01:03:00,431 --> 01:03:01,632 Pele? I don't know him... 890 01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,167 Don't play jokes with me! 891 01:03:11,341 --> 01:03:13,410 Hey! Why's he by my van? 892 01:03:13,444 --> 01:03:15,612 What kind of drugs are you on, son? 893 01:03:15,646 --> 01:03:17,014 I'm a clown. 894 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,716 Yeah, you sure are a clown, 895 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,551 - a darn funny one at that. - No. No, no, no. 896 01:03:20,584 --> 01:03:22,754 Listen, listen. Let me leave. I haven't done anything. 897 01:03:22,787 --> 01:03:24,221 I just want to go home. 898 01:03:24,254 --> 01:03:25,489 We got a body in here! 899 01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:29,493 Get down on the ground! Get down on the ground! 900 01:03:29,526 --> 01:03:30,561 Do not resist! 901 01:03:31,295 --> 01:03:32,664 Jesus, don't shoot! 902 01:03:32,697 --> 01:03:34,198 Please, I have a baby. 903 01:03:34,231 --> 01:03:36,033 Stop resisting. Stop resisting! 904 01:03:36,066 --> 01:03:37,669 I have a baby on the way. 905 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,387 Detective Welles. 906 01:03:57,421 --> 01:04:00,023 Hey, Roadie. Huh. 907 01:04:00,057 --> 01:04:03,327 We... Room one. 908 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:04,696 I'll be there in a jiffy. 909 01:04:04,729 --> 01:04:06,664 Just gotta grab my smokes. 910 01:04:13,637 --> 01:04:15,205 Well, that is great news. Thanks. 911 01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:16,573 Roadie, thanks a lot. 912 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:17,742 I'll see you guys a little later. 913 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,077 We'll celebrate, have a drink. 914 01:04:21,645 --> 01:04:24,047 Well! It's in. 915 01:04:24,782 --> 01:04:26,784 We got the murder weapon bagged and tagged. 916 01:04:26,818 --> 01:04:29,721 And just like you thought, your prints are all over the piece. 917 01:04:29,754 --> 01:04:31,421 I didn't say anything like that. 918 01:04:31,455 --> 01:04:34,692 Didn't ya? Oh. Oh, it's what I thought. 919 01:04:34,726 --> 01:04:38,095 Uh, new. Yeah, you're some freaky killer clown boy. 920 01:04:38,128 --> 01:04:40,364 Uh, you have any more victims stashed around? 921 01:04:41,365 --> 01:04:43,300 How about we look at some pictures? 922 01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:49,807 They made such a handsome couple. 923 01:04:52,342 --> 01:04:54,278 Wait, I met that girl. 924 01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:55,579 She calls herself Pele. 925 01:04:56,446 --> 01:04:59,182 The girl you met at the birthday party? 926 01:04:59,216 --> 01:05:00,785 - Yes. - Oh. 927 01:05:01,485 --> 01:05:03,655 The birthday party that was what? 928 01:05:03,688 --> 01:05:06,490 Two weeks ago? Actually two weeks ago today, uh... 929 01:05:08,425 --> 01:05:09,761 Take a closer look. 930 01:05:11,763 --> 01:05:13,297 No, she's a clown. 931 01:05:13,330 --> 01:05:15,299 She calls herself Pele the Clown. 932 01:05:16,133 --> 01:05:18,201 Her whole act is Pele's Pity Party. 933 01:05:18,569 --> 01:05:23,240 Karlily died in a fiery smash-up about six months back. 934 01:05:23,273 --> 01:05:27,110 So, excuse my skepticism about your rouse. 935 01:05:27,745 --> 01:05:30,848 Wait a second. Are you on drugs, huh? 936 01:05:31,582 --> 01:05:34,084 Hey, boys, did you check this guy for drugs? 937 01:05:34,585 --> 01:05:38,690 I'm not high. I sure wish I was, though. 938 01:05:38,723 --> 01:05:40,157 So, uh, tell me. 939 01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:42,760 Did you set out to do in Joaquin 940 01:05:42,794 --> 01:05:45,329 or was someone else pushing the buttons 941 01:05:45,362 --> 01:05:48,265 and you were just responsible for the levers? 942 01:05:49,399 --> 01:05:53,805 This is the victim with his brother. 943 01:05:55,205 --> 01:05:56,273 Hmm? 944 01:06:01,511 --> 01:06:03,715 - I met this guy. - Him? 945 01:06:03,748 --> 01:06:05,717 Yeah, yeah, he called himself Newt. 946 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,418 He's the one that hired me and Pele to drive stuff to Vegas. 947 01:06:08,452 --> 01:06:10,420 Harold Illingworth, not Newt. 948 01:06:10,454 --> 01:06:12,857 You know you're facing 25 years to life, bub? 949 01:06:14,224 --> 01:06:16,193 I'm a pacifist, for goodness sake. 950 01:06:18,462 --> 01:06:20,530 You see, now, that's funny. 951 01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:25,602 I like that. You... You're a pacifist killer. 952 01:06:26,303 --> 01:06:29,172 Or, um, what would you say, a... 953 01:06:29,941 --> 01:06:32,777 killer pacifist? Uh, which? 954 01:06:33,845 --> 01:06:36,146 Which you like better: killer pacifist, paci... 955 01:06:36,814 --> 01:06:37,882 Lemme ask the guys. 956 01:06:39,249 --> 01:06:40,350 Hey, fellas! 957 01:06:40,885 --> 01:06:43,921 Fellas. Which sounds better? 958 01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:47,257 Killer pacifist or pacifist killer? 959 01:06:47,290 --> 01:06:50,293 I mean, just can't you see the movie poster? 960 01:06:53,630 --> 01:06:55,833 Get up, pussies! 961 01:06:55,867 --> 01:06:58,936 scared, I'm not scared of no fucking taser! 962 01:07:00,738 --> 01:07:03,607 Hey, hey! Sit back down. 963 01:07:07,779 --> 01:07:10,313 That little bitch just kicked me in the shin! 964 01:07:10,347 --> 01:07:11,648 Come on, get up! 965 01:07:11,683 --> 01:07:13,985 No, no, no, no, no, no. 966 01:07:18,823 --> 01:07:24,729 ] 967 01:07:35,873 --> 01:07:37,607 - Get off the desk! - No! 968 01:07:37,641 --> 01:07:38,776 Get off it! 969 01:07:42,279 --> 01:07:44,514 Get off the fucking desk! 970 01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:11,334 You ain't even done nothing 971 01:09:11,368 --> 01:09:13,403 and they're trying to take you out, huh? 972 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:20,044 Damn. It's a cruel world. 973 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:26,083 Gotta always hold on to the positives in life. 974 01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:29,120 Okay? Don't ever lose hope. 975 01:09:37,962 --> 01:09:38,996 Come on, boy. 976 01:09:40,031 --> 01:09:41,464 I'm gonna get you out of here. 977 01:09:46,636 --> 01:09:49,606 Dante made it! Someone owes me some money. 978 01:09:49,639 --> 01:09:51,575 Get the hell in here. 979 01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:53,443 You didn't pick me up! Did you forget about me? 980 01:09:53,476 --> 01:09:55,746 I'm sorry. I ran off and did something dumb. 981 01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:57,647 I rescued you an old dog. His name's Gilbert. 982 01:09:57,682 --> 01:09:59,050 - A dog? - Yeah. 983 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:01,052 Yes, my Rose. You said you wanted one. 984 01:10:01,085 --> 01:10:02,153 - Gilbert? - Yeah. 985 01:10:05,422 --> 01:10:07,792 Hey, do you know how much for each other? 986 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,797 We live both of our lives through love, not fear. 987 01:10:12,830 --> 01:10:14,564 Breathe. Breathe. 988 01:10:14,598 --> 01:10:16,033 I realize there's only a few truths 989 01:10:16,067 --> 01:10:17,400 in my life I live for. 990 01:10:18,102 --> 01:10:20,570 Your tiny little hand on my chest. 991 01:10:20,604 --> 01:10:22,173 And the sunshine in your eyes. 992 01:10:22,206 --> 01:10:23,040 Your kiss. 993 01:10:24,675 --> 01:10:27,879 We have a baby coming. Yeah. A family. 994 01:10:29,013 --> 01:10:31,082 Something you and I both do together. 995 01:10:31,115 --> 01:10:32,817 Okay, breathe. You got this. You got this. 996 01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:34,451 You can do this. You can do this. 997 01:10:34,484 --> 01:10:35,619 - You can do this. - No, I can't. 998 01:10:35,652 --> 01:10:36,721 Love you, too. 999 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:38,022 Just keep breathing, good. 1000 01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:39,556 You've got it, Crystal. 1001 01:10:39,589 --> 01:10:41,926 Looking great. Keep breathing. 1002 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:43,828 - Something's wrong! - Nice, slow. Okay. 1003 01:10:43,861 --> 01:10:45,395 - Something's not right. - Turn her on over. 1004 01:10:59,877 --> 01:11:01,846 Squeeze my hand. There it is. 1005 01:11:01,879 --> 01:11:03,714 Good job. You're doing okay. 1006 01:11:03,748 --> 01:11:05,816 - The baby's coming. Beautiful. - You're almost there. 1007 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:07,550 Beautiful, baby. You've got this. 1008 01:11:07,584 --> 01:11:09,687 Three more deep breaths. 1009 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:10,855 Give me two more, just like that. 1010 01:11:10,888 --> 01:11:11,956 Two more. 1011 01:11:12,555 --> 01:11:14,491 Okay. There you go. 1012 01:11:14,524 --> 01:11:17,662 Nice and slow. 1013 01:11:21,564 --> 01:11:23,633 - Just one more deep breath. - Come on, one more. 1014 01:11:23,668 --> 01:11:24,902 You got this. He's almost out. 1015 01:11:24,936 --> 01:11:26,103 He's halfway out. Come on, come on. 1016 01:11:26,137 --> 01:11:27,138 Come on. 1017 01:11:39,717 --> 01:11:41,018 Here you go, Crystal. 1018 01:11:41,752 --> 01:11:42,920 Your beautiful baby boy. 1019 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:49,927 It's okay. 1020 01:11:55,299 --> 01:11:58,703 It's okay. 1021 01:12:12,149 --> 01:12:13,784 It's okay. 1022 01:12:13,818 --> 01:12:16,854 Mama's little baby. Okay... 1023 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:31,702 - Oh! - Whoo! 1024 01:13:00,931 --> 01:13:02,532 Uncle Jim wants you to call him. 1025 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:04,168 Please do. 1026 01:13:48,846 --> 01:13:51,682 Jesus, man. Fuckin' disturbed my slumber. 1027 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:54,318 I left something here the other night. 1028 01:13:54,351 --> 01:13:55,820 I know exactly what it is. 1029 01:13:57,721 --> 01:13:59,090 What is it? 1030 01:13:59,123 --> 01:14:00,324 Blue sweatshirt. 1031 01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:01,792 Oh, that shit's gone. 1032 01:14:01,826 --> 01:14:03,661 No. My mother gave me that 1033 01:14:03,694 --> 01:14:05,229 sweatshirt before she died. 1034 01:14:05,262 --> 01:14:07,064 Well, get your foot out of my door, man. 1035 01:14:07,932 --> 01:14:10,633 Yo, I'm Milo the Clown. Do you remember me? 1036 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:12,403 I... I was with... I was with Pele. 1037 01:14:12,436 --> 01:14:14,205 Jesus Christ. 1038 01:14:14,939 --> 01:14:16,707 Damn, motherfucker! 1039 01:14:16,740 --> 01:14:17,842 I didn't do shit to you! 1040 01:14:19,276 --> 01:14:21,212 Dude, people have been killed for taking my phone, 1041 01:14:21,245 --> 01:14:22,313 man, give it back. 1042 01:14:24,281 --> 01:14:25,950 What're you looking through my phone for? 1043 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:28,385 Oh, wow. No password. 1044 01:14:28,419 --> 01:14:30,855 See, I wasn't expecting that from you, Tic. 1045 01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,858 Now tell me where I can find Newt or Pele 1046 01:14:33,891 --> 01:14:35,392 or whatever the hell his name is! 1047 01:14:36,026 --> 01:14:38,062 I... I don't know those people, man. Okay? 1048 01:14:38,095 --> 01:14:39,430 I... I don't know who you think I am. 1049 01:14:39,463 --> 01:14:40,764 You know who I am? 1050 01:14:41,699 --> 01:14:43,300 Yeah. A scared little bitch 1051 01:14:43,334 --> 01:14:44,935 who doesn't know how deep he is, man. 1052 01:14:45,336 --> 01:14:47,938 Wh... What exactly do you mean, "How deep he is," huh? 1053 01:14:48,839 --> 01:14:50,841 I didn't say shit, man, okay? 1054 01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:52,977 Just get the fuck out of here before I get my gat, man! 1055 01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:54,712 That's it, I'm done! 1056 01:14:54,745 --> 01:14:56,881 Ah! I gotta settle this now, no matter what. 1057 01:14:56,914 --> 01:14:58,349 Now tell me where I can find Newt! 1058 01:14:58,382 --> 01:15:00,151 Do you know who he is, man? Okay? 1059 01:15:00,184 --> 01:15:02,219 You know where he's from? What he does? 1060 01:15:02,253 --> 01:15:04,088 You... You've got to be crazy, you think I'm gonna sell 1061 01:15:04,121 --> 01:15:05,890 that Frankenstein motherfucker out. 1062 01:15:05,923 --> 01:15:07,658 He's batshit. Okay? 1063 01:15:11,162 --> 01:15:12,463 Yo, dude, what happened 1064 01:15:12,496 --> 01:15:13,931 to your legs, man, huh? 1065 01:15:14,465 --> 01:15:16,100 Man, were you born this way? 1066 01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:17,735 Nothing wrong with 'em, man. 1067 01:15:17,768 --> 01:15:19,136 It's fashion! Okay? 1068 01:15:19,170 --> 01:15:21,405 Huh? Well, your arms are fine. 1069 01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:23,140 You still got function in them! 1070 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:25,276 I still got function in my legs, man. 1071 01:15:25,309 --> 01:15:26,810 I'm not a cripple. 1072 01:15:26,844 --> 01:15:27,912 Oh, dude, who said anything 1073 01:15:27,945 --> 01:15:29,280 about you being a cripple? 1074 01:15:29,313 --> 01:15:30,381 At least not yet. 1075 01:15:30,981 --> 01:15:32,216 Ah! 1076 01:15:34,785 --> 01:15:36,220 - Don't touch her. - The hell, you trying 1077 01:15:36,253 --> 01:15:37,922 - to kill me? - Don't touch my honey, man. 1078 01:15:37,955 --> 01:15:39,757 I'm sorry, I... I really wasn't thinking. 1079 01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:42,159 - I... Can I please leave now? - No! Got her hear now! 1080 01:15:45,529 --> 01:15:47,131 Okay! I'll fucking telling you, man! 1081 01:15:47,164 --> 01:15:49,166 - I'll tell you where he is. - Ah! 1082 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,735 You're driving! Your car. 1083 01:15:54,772 --> 01:15:55,839 Fuck. 1084 01:15:58,042 --> 01:16:00,044 Don't scratch my car, man. 1085 01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:02,146 Oh! Shit. 1086 01:16:03,414 --> 01:16:05,249 My pride and joy! 1087 01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:35,472 Hey, uh, this is Dante. 1088 01:17:35,506 --> 01:17:36,573 I'm not here right now. 1089 01:18:53,484 --> 01:18:54,985 Oh, my. 1090 01:19:14,171 --> 01:19:15,639 Garrett, sweetie. 1091 01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:24,081 Beautiful baby. Looks just like his mama. 1092 01:19:27,117 --> 01:19:28,986 My God, I'm a mess. 1093 01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:31,088 No, we've all been there, honey. 1094 01:19:32,589 --> 01:19:34,158 Has his royal majesty come back yet? 1095 01:19:34,191 --> 01:19:35,192 Yeah. 1096 01:19:35,993 --> 01:19:39,396 He sure can be a royal pain in the ass, huh? Ooh. 1097 01:19:40,164 --> 01:19:41,398 Probably shouldn't be cussing around 1098 01:19:41,432 --> 01:19:42,734 my little guy anymore, huh? 1099 01:19:45,169 --> 01:19:46,236 You know what? 1100 01:19:48,138 --> 01:19:49,440 Let's make you a little drinky-poo. 1101 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,942 You popped that boy out, let's celebrate. 1102 01:20:05,189 --> 01:20:07,692 Aw. Oh, my goodness. 1103 01:20:07,725 --> 01:20:09,493 But I actually grew up singing in the church. 1104 01:20:11,395 --> 01:20:13,363 Oh. I know. 1105 01:20:13,397 --> 01:20:15,199 Sounded like that kind of, at first. 1106 01:20:37,254 --> 01:20:38,388 Oh... 1107 01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:44,361 Oh. 1108 01:20:59,243 --> 01:21:00,377 Oh, my goodness. 1109 01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:07,217 I thought you were picked up for murdering my husband. 1110 01:21:07,752 --> 01:21:10,387 I thought you died in a car crash six months ago. 1111 01:21:11,355 --> 01:21:12,422 Karlily. 1112 01:21:13,123 --> 01:21:14,792 Don't have a Pity Party. 1113 01:21:21,398 --> 01:21:24,101 I'm Detective Welles. This here is Roadie. 1114 01:21:24,869 --> 01:21:28,138 You must be the muse. Crystal. 1115 01:21:28,505 --> 01:21:30,808 Life happened to us all. 1116 01:21:32,777 --> 01:21:35,612 You don't know the situation that I was in with Joaquin. 1117 01:21:36,346 --> 01:21:40,450 It was either him or me. 1118 01:21:43,253 --> 01:21:46,256 Every one of us would have went the same path. 1119 01:21:47,491 --> 01:21:48,392 ...from Dante, uh, 1120 01:21:49,593 --> 01:21:53,530 or should I say, Milo, the Murdering Clown? 1121 01:21:54,631 --> 01:21:56,233 What's happened now? 1122 01:21:56,266 --> 01:22:00,370 Well, besides escaped custody, murder. 1123 01:22:00,404 --> 01:22:02,472 Murder? My Dante? 1124 01:22:02,506 --> 01:22:04,341 Escaped custody? 1125 01:22:05,576 --> 01:22:08,278 Do you mind if we search the bungalow? 1126 01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:11,114 - Sure. - And you know what? 1127 01:22:11,148 --> 01:22:13,851 - The entire house as well. - Yeah, sure. 1128 01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,186 It's the animal in us. 1129 01:22:17,822 --> 01:22:19,824 We adapt to our environment. 1130 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:23,293 And it dominates us. 1131 01:22:24,494 --> 01:22:26,296 Or we dominate it. 1132 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,135 I'm not a murderer. 1133 01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:45,115 Not many places to hide, not many at all. 1134 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,452 So, uh, when is the last time 1135 01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:51,689 that either of you, uh, got a little look at him? 1136 01:22:52,322 --> 01:22:53,691 Few days ago. 1137 01:22:53,725 --> 01:22:55,827 Missed his baby's birth, right, Garrett? 1138 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:57,795 - Yeah, he did. - Ah, that's all right. 1139 01:22:58,730 --> 01:23:00,732 Well, we'll find him soon enough. 1140 01:23:00,765 --> 01:23:03,200 Here's a number you can call to get your van back. 1141 01:23:04,434 --> 01:23:06,136 - Back? - Yeah. 1142 01:23:06,536 --> 01:23:09,239 Oh, Dante got his van impounded. 1143 01:23:09,272 --> 01:23:10,340 You didn't know that? 1144 01:23:12,844 --> 01:23:15,178 I'm not a murderer. 1145 01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:22,854 Where were you the night that it happened? 1146 01:23:22,887 --> 01:23:27,157 Hmm? With the deceased? 1147 01:23:29,661 --> 01:23:31,929 It doesn't look good for you, Dante... 1148 01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:42,940 Get him, Newt! Get him! 1149 01:23:42,974 --> 01:23:44,776 Ooh, there's quite a bit you don't know. 1150 01:23:44,809 --> 01:23:46,711 Quite a bit. 1151 01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:49,681 Call me if you wise up. 1152 01:23:50,514 --> 01:23:53,450 My number's on the front and, uh, 1153 01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:55,853 the impound lot's on the back. 1154 01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:57,587 Roadie. 1155 01:23:59,657 --> 01:24:01,324 You, uh, folks, 1156 01:24:01,358 --> 01:24:04,829 you have yourselves a nice, warm evening. 1157 01:24:12,036 --> 01:24:13,905 Lots of crickets out tonight. 1158 01:24:14,906 --> 01:24:17,274 Yeah, they're chirping away at the moon. 1159 01:24:18,642 --> 01:24:23,246 Warm nights feels like death in the sand dunes. 1160 01:24:28,385 --> 01:24:31,856 - I lied. - You... You lied? 1161 01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:33,758 I did. 1162 01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:36,493 - The police just now? - Yeah. 1163 01:24:37,729 --> 01:24:39,764 That's not good, Crystal. We don't know what he did. 1164 01:24:39,797 --> 01:24:41,631 Look, I know that he didn't do 1165 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:43,300 whatever they have him down for. 1166 01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:44,902 Please, you have to help me. 1167 01:24:44,936 --> 01:24:47,872 You know I will. 1168 01:24:47,905 --> 01:24:50,340 Kill him, Newt! 1169 01:25:03,755 --> 01:25:08,492 About time. About time we got rid of this fool. 1170 01:25:08,525 --> 01:25:12,629 Huh? Mr. He Who Gets Slapped. 1171 01:25:12,663 --> 01:25:13,898 Ha! 1172 01:25:25,408 --> 01:25:26,677 All right, let's go move the body. 1173 01:26:09,452 --> 01:26:10,855 I have to find him. 1174 01:26:13,390 --> 01:26:14,457 Be careful. 1175 01:26:55,766 --> 01:26:57,168 Ah! 1176 01:27:02,006 --> 01:27:04,608 Why the hell are you bringing her in here? 1177 01:27:04,641 --> 01:27:08,511 Well, because she saw the body. 1178 01:27:09,180 --> 01:27:11,115 What did you do to him? 1179 01:27:11,148 --> 01:27:13,416 - Who is... Who is she? - Are you some kind of strange, 1180 01:27:13,450 --> 01:27:14,886 really intense neighborhood watch? 1181 01:27:14,919 --> 01:27:16,453 Is that what she's doing around here? 1182 01:27:21,158 --> 01:27:22,894 Are you Crystal? 1183 01:27:22,927 --> 01:27:26,831 My little boy. We just had a baby. 1184 01:27:29,133 --> 01:27:30,835 We're way past crying. 1185 01:27:30,868 --> 01:27:33,104 What are you doing, wandering around, 1186 01:27:33,137 --> 01:27:36,107 staring in other people's houses 1187 01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:38,876 like some creepy creepster? 1188 01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:40,610 Are you a creepy creepster, little girl? 1189 01:27:40,644 --> 01:27:44,015 - Dante. Dante! - What are we gonna do? 1190 01:27:44,048 --> 01:27:46,817 Shit! What are we going to do? 1191 01:27:46,851 --> 01:27:49,687 Shit! Shit! What are we gonna do? 1192 01:27:50,755 --> 01:27:53,157 This is not the time to get me turned on. 1193 01:27:53,190 --> 01:27:55,192 Just give me a second. I have a plan. 1194 01:27:56,060 --> 01:27:58,062 You know, if this was the caveman days, what we would do? 1195 01:27:58,095 --> 01:28:00,597 We would just... We would just cook ya and we'd eat ya. 1196 01:28:00,630 --> 01:28:02,934 And you know who you'd grunt about it? Nobody! 1197 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:05,036 Because that's how it works in the animal kingdom. 1198 01:28:05,069 --> 01:28:08,139 The strong destroy the weak. 1199 01:28:08,172 --> 01:28:10,573 That's the ecosystem! 1200 01:28:11,275 --> 01:28:12,542 Are you here by yourself? 1201 01:28:13,643 --> 01:28:17,682 Or are there other little crickets hip-hopping around? 1202 01:28:18,615 --> 01:28:20,885 You didn't call the police, did ya, little cricket? 1203 01:28:20,918 --> 01:28:23,154 My baby boy and my friend, they're out in the car. 1204 01:28:23,187 --> 01:28:25,488 Please, please, please... 1205 01:28:27,224 --> 01:28:28,525 Her baby's in the car. 1206 01:28:29,293 --> 01:28:30,560 Harold... 1207 01:28:30,962 --> 01:28:32,997 - Baby. - Harold. 1208 01:28:33,030 --> 01:28:35,733 Now's not the time for a teachable moment but, uh, 1209 01:28:35,766 --> 01:28:37,634 I think you know my name is Newt. 1210 01:28:37,668 --> 01:28:39,136 So, why don't you just call me Newt, okay? 1211 01:28:40,603 --> 01:28:42,907 Jesus Christ, why aren't you taking this serious? 1212 01:28:42,940 --> 01:28:46,010 - Why the fuck is she here? - I don't know why she's here. 1213 01:28:46,043 --> 01:28:48,145 But here's the question that you need to be asking. 1214 01:28:48,179 --> 01:28:50,715 How long is it gonna take to dump the bodies 1215 01:28:50,748 --> 01:28:54,685 of these stupid and weak little animals? 1216 01:28:54,719 --> 01:28:56,220 No! 1217 01:29:03,060 --> 01:29:04,862 I'm so happy you're here! 1218 01:29:06,797 --> 01:29:08,666 He kidnapped me 1219 01:29:08,699 --> 01:29:11,969 and... and he forced me to do all these horrible things. 1220 01:29:13,671 --> 01:29:16,107 I'm so happy you came, Crystal. 1221 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:19,010 Thank you for coming to save my life. 1222 01:29:19,043 --> 01:29:21,278 You're the best. 1223 01:29:26,616 --> 01:29:28,119 Thank you. 1224 01:29:28,152 --> 01:29:30,955 Thank you for coming. 1225 01:29:30,988 --> 01:29:33,124 Thank you, Crystal. 1226 01:29:33,991 --> 01:29:37,294 Do you believe me? Do you believe me? 1227 01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:46,003 Thank you, Crystal. Thank you. 1228 01:29:55,780 --> 01:29:58,049 Oh, hold... hold a second, fellas. 1229 01:29:58,783 --> 01:29:59,850 Do me a favour. 1230 01:30:06,957 --> 01:30:10,027 It's really sad because they were both my friends. 1231 01:30:12,797 --> 01:30:14,564 I was really good friends with them. 1232 01:30:28,979 --> 01:30:30,047 So, that's all. 1233 01:30:31,215 --> 01:30:32,850 That's all that happened. 1234 01:30:32,883 --> 01:30:34,318 All right. 1235 01:30:38,889 --> 01:30:39,957 Huh. 1236 01:30:45,863 --> 01:30:47,298 I thought you were picked up 1237 01:30:47,331 --> 01:30:48,966 for murdering my husband. 1238 01:30:50,434 --> 01:30:53,037 I thought you died in a car crash six months ago... 1239 01:30:53,070 --> 01:30:55,106 - Son of a bitch. - Karlily. 1240 01:30:55,139 --> 01:31:00,744 Don't have a Pity Party. Life happened to us all. 1241 01:31:01,679 --> 01:31:05,316 You don't know the situation that I was in with Joaquin. 1242 01:31:05,349 --> 01:31:08,786 It was either him or me. 1243 01:31:08,819 --> 01:31:10,754 You just said you didn't have contact 1244 01:31:10,788 --> 01:31:12,890 with Dante, that his fall woke you. 1245 01:31:13,457 --> 01:31:15,426 Now, what exactly transpired... 1246 01:31:15,459 --> 01:31:17,161 - It's the animal in us. - between the three of you? 1247 01:31:18,729 --> 01:31:21,065 We adapt to our environment. 1248 01:31:22,933 --> 01:31:25,136 Get him, Newt. Get him! 1249 01:31:25,870 --> 01:31:27,972 Ah! 1250 01:31:28,005 --> 01:31:29,673 Kill him, Newt. 1251 01:31:32,209 --> 01:31:34,278 Come on now, stand up. Don't make this tough on me. 1252 01:31:34,311 --> 01:31:35,813 About time. 1253 01:31:36,213 --> 01:31:38,916 About time we got rid of this fool. 1254 01:31:41,285 --> 01:31:44,255 Ha! 1255 01:31:44,355 --> 01:31:46,991 Settle down. Settle down. 1256 01:31:47,024 --> 01:31:50,461 Whoa, tough guy. Tough guy, huh? 1257 01:31:50,494 --> 01:31:52,396 Come on, let's go. 1258 01:32:00,604 --> 01:32:02,740 I should've figured something like this could happen, huh? 1259 01:32:03,407 --> 01:32:05,142 These things, they tend to have 1260 01:32:05,176 --> 01:32:07,745 their secret trails and hidden passages. 1261 01:32:11,282 --> 01:32:15,252 Excuse me, uh, do you have a name for the boy? 1262 01:32:16,487 --> 01:32:17,755 Patrick. 1263 01:32:18,322 --> 01:32:20,024 After Dante's grandfather. 1264 01:32:20,925 --> 01:32:22,293 He wrote children's books. 1265 01:32:25,029 --> 01:32:28,899 Nice. That's a strong Irish name. 1266 01:32:28,933 --> 01:32:30,000 God bless. 1267 01:32:30,434 --> 01:32:33,137 Mm, I love it. My little Patty Patch. 1268 01:32:33,537 --> 01:32:35,806 And, uh, what's your role in all this? 1269 01:32:35,839 --> 01:32:37,274 Oh, I'm... 1270 01:32:37,308 --> 01:32:39,810 He's... He's Patrick's uncle. 1271 01:32:47,051 --> 01:32:48,519 You know, Roadie. 1272 01:32:48,552 --> 01:32:50,221 There's three kinds of people on this planet. 1273 01:32:51,388 --> 01:32:53,924 Those who make it, those who don't 1274 01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:55,960 and those who get pulled into these things 1275 01:32:55,993 --> 01:32:57,861 by those who are destined to lose. 1276 01:32:57,895 --> 01:33:00,331 Now, hey, uh, I'm not saying Dante was a loser, 1277 01:33:00,364 --> 01:33:02,433 he just got pulled in by the losers. 1278 01:33:02,466 --> 01:33:04,134 You know, those of us in this world 1279 01:33:04,168 --> 01:33:06,270 who want to swing on a different vine, 1280 01:33:06,303 --> 01:33:08,005 we gotta be okay with it 1281 01:33:08,038 --> 01:33:10,541 if that vine snaps once in a while. 1282 01:33:10,574 --> 01:33:14,211 'Cause this place we live, it's got rules and regulations. 1283 01:33:14,245 --> 01:33:15,779 And... 1284 01:33:15,813 --> 01:33:17,181 Think money is always the answer, 1285 01:33:17,214 --> 01:33:19,116 but there's no free money in this world. 1286 01:33:19,149 --> 01:33:20,751 Everything has its price. 1287 01:33:21,485 --> 01:33:24,321 I'm not saying I want all you people out there 1288 01:33:24,355 --> 01:33:26,323 to stop burning the candles at both ends, 1289 01:33:26,357 --> 01:33:28,158 'cause that would change my life. 1290 01:33:28,192 --> 01:33:29,293 And I don't want that. 1291 01:33:29,326 --> 01:33:30,461 Just like the undertaker 1292 01:33:30,494 --> 01:33:32,830 never gets short of, uh, work, 1293 01:33:32,863 --> 01:33:35,899 people never get tired of being in places 1294 01:33:35,933 --> 01:33:37,034 where they shouldn't be. 1295 01:33:37,935 --> 01:33:38,902 That's where I'll be. 1296 01:33:39,503 --> 01:33:45,976 I'll be separating the angels from the demons. 1297 01:34:08,523 --> 01:34:12,382 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 92859