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on earth as it is in heaven
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give us this day our daily bread and
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forgive us our trespasses as we forgive
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those who trespass against us lead us
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not into temptation deliver us from evil
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for thine is the kingdom and the power
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mother how much longer do we have to
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have daddy at the table and the warning
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it is pushing it clear Sydney's been
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dead a week already forever
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now leave Claire alone so hard that go
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goodbye
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you might destroyed my priceless Zhu Ben
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honey I was replaceable you didn't and I
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I don't really mean this daddy gave me
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that's too bad I want her to the way I
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hurt inside
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if killed Rosa they've killed Rosa
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hurry Loeb or did it ever crumbling
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[ __ ] its define doesn't make much of a
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mess it was wonderful blood everywhere
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let me have a look at that cunning isn't
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it
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Omo you've always had a talent to abuse
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my face is on fire like a tell about you
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tell me it's not the human heart like a
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stupid irreplaceable daughter tonight
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revenge will best be served
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he's coming well if it isn't Captain
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flowers for the Stilton soup look at his
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basket heart is a surprise mrs. Lipton
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she was working on it for weeks I didn't
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really think I'd kill a maid did you
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although I must say it felt wonderful
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[Laughter]
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the cake
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you did all this for me yes and because
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Sydney
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he's gone now I'm going to give you the
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greatest gift
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should be vying for diancie get gas
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lipkin residence hey Frank
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oh no just dozing what the balcony what
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all right whoa check it out
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is that right I thought you looked
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familiar
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I mean the back of the head anyway guess
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she ain't eaten in days
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[ __ ] they're back already I'll check you
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later
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what's for me I know it well finally
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over Sidney Lipton companies have
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completed their much awaited merger with
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Mother Earth Inc get the siding maggot
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industry an instantaneous boost to the
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arm what a horrid fabulous thing to say
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I can feel a binge coming on
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good finish now wait just a minute mrs.
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Lipton if TVs Hilary is going to make a
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comeback it's not going to be on the
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cover of The Enquirer Hilary does not
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look like a jolly Blowfish Hilary is
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spelt Hillary is suburban 35 years old
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and still a bulimic 35 binge and purge
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binge and purge well Sydney has been
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purged and I am ready for me what are
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you doing you're trying to ruin my
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reputation as Beverly Hills foremost
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phonologists honestly Bojangles who's my
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favorite Sauvage Bojangles mom how long
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is that thing going to be tomorrow
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I told me I go to the beach with her
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darling that thing is your father's
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weight and you will be there and you
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will like it
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look sorry I thought Sydney look
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smashing in that little Turnbull & Asser
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chemise did you pee that out or was it
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one of the maids well they tried like
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hell to get the stain out but couldn't
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quite do it just the lipstick on his
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collar at least they got it off his fly
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yes well I've been looking for you can
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you make sure the guest rooms are ready
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for a next-door neighbor and company my
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brother Peter in his new rifle is
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staying with us while she puts the
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termites to sleep
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exterminating again Beth don't call me
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Beth you always call me Beth when you
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think I'm pitiful Dobel this is my
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sister Elizabeth Elizabeth how do you do
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I've heard so much about you oh I'm
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desperate to meet your wife
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with all these tents she's gonna think
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your sister is straight out of Ringling
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Brothers toe Belle and I were in Vegas
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Vegas
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you don't go to Vegas well we did and we
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got married then we had dinner what's
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Shirley MacLaine I see the two of you
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what was your name again uh toe Belle
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she's so spelt Peter who does she look
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like well I get Diana Tara Leslie Uggams
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and specially Tyson Frank it's good oh
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we're not staying here
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Claire's putting us up her husband just
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drop dead Frank could you just take my
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brother's things over to Claire's yes
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ma'am
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thank you Liz you still seeing your
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shrink no I've had it with doctors I
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just finished divorcing the goddamn
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gynecologist Peter why do you think that
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exterminating for Christ's sake
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let's go
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I ain't got no bread man I just work
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here Jimbo call up mr. t you looking
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good dude let's go 3700 reduced what you
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got here huh oh happy you only I don't
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heated at this [ __ ]
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well I got some chicken in the house let
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me go inside and fix your sandwich you
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like Dijon mustard what I was really
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looking for was some rabbit
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you ain't got no rabbit do you one I'm
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getting it together junebug just give me
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till next week
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rabbits ain't too bright rabbits and
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Mexicans brings in two big Monday baby
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you have it for me then my word is gold
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I've been trying to tell you that just
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ask around man
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so do five that third it off hey it's a
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business I don't hold it against you
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you don't know you have the money or
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else you end up on a very streets
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selling tortillas out of a tin cup
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we met five days ago in Hawaii in kimono
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on Alea straight to Vegas in a private
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jet
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the kind that almost killed the Pope
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Peter well hello champ
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careful careful Peter I want you to meet
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your new aunt I'm Toby your what bow I
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have I heard stories about you Peter
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tells me that you and your mom are gonna
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take a trip to Africa next year do you
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know people there I wouldn't go to
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Africa Beth we're not going to that
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Africa we're going to the good Africa
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isn't that interesting but I have no
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desire to go to Africa none whatsoever
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Israel yes now who's your friend where
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we staying Claire she's an actress but I
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know you want to freshen up before we go
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over there honey where are you going I'm
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going extar to practice piano okay how
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are we gonna stay there just the weekend
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until the exterminators are through bye
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how is he really he's he's fine he's in
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remission the bags in next door hmm say
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what is it you got there a computer it's
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a word processor I write with it never
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saw one so small
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hmm that was inside my suitcase he opens
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the bags to layer things out deep inside
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my suitcase Peter don't be paranoid
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well you can't trust them god knows who
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they really are what do we do we let
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them in with their dirty skin and their
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thieving hands and their crooked smiles
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they're killers they kill our world with
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their contempt we have everything to
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lose they nothing and they're always at
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home at home with their black cards
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Peter what the hell has gotten into you
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do you like it it's from a new play
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hello there Sydney I'm afraid the
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coroner's report will show death by
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auto-erotic strangulation am i awake
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were you ever when I plucked you from
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that crappy TV sitcom you cared you
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burned for me that wasn't my money
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that's not fair I loved you you who
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abandoned me you might as well have said
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your wedding vows to a mirror when he
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was saying yours to a baby's chorus
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night and Xandra was born that's when I
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really became invisible that's when you
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stopped touching me and I had my baby
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why Sydney I wanted to kill myself
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saundra how I loved that kid hmm I'd buy
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her Saks Fifth Avenue if I could I've
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made a little discovery about the dead
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they feel
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they need they desire
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stay away Sammy you know the funny thing
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is you were right when I was alive I
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wanted a ball anyone but you now you're
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the only one I want my god
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death doesn't make any sense without you
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Claire you'll love it and he'll I've
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already picked out a house for us just
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like this one one would you tell mrs.
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looking at a guest arrived yes of course
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you're gonna love Claire
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she used to be Hilary she's planning to
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come back hello Claire this is my
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brother Peter and his wife Toby kebbel
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it's doable pleased to meet you well the
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brother fizzbuzz told me all about you
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oh I love what you've done with your
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home oh well my late husband liked the
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idea of an English manor trapped inside
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an Italian villa and me trapped right
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along with it
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we're so sorry to hear about your loss
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Oh my husband was sorry as Groucho would
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say I do recognize you from TV what I'm
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afraid they syndicated me this year
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always awful satellite channels I hear
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that in Salvadorian get your choice of
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torture genital clamps or Hilary she's
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funny
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Oh so where did you get engaged fast
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well have known each other a week comes
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Sunday they didn't rush into anything so
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many couples don't take the extra two or
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three days to really learn about each
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other we were both on the rebound I just
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had the strangest it's awfully nice of
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you to have gone to this much trouble oh
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it's nothing I have an idea let's go to
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72 Market Street for dinner and why
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don't you ladies join us I don't think I
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will tonight but thank you for asking
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very much is would you keep an old widow
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company no of course I will
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you don't mind do you Peter not a bit
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sweet on can we go to Old Ale Drive in
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the afternoon no this is my brother
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Peter and his wife Toby don't bill oh
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nice to meet you so mr. heaven on earth
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I'm a great fan
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I understand you have a new play I
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wonder if there's any chance of getting
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it no no not a prayer or not even my
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producers it's doctor actually I'm a
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neurologist
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well looks like Bojangles has made a new
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friend
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[Music]
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where'd you get that [ __ ] robe from
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your room and where'd you get a selca
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belong to the deceased no [ __ ]
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slipped kids all $3,000 of it
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wait I see it you spent 3 grand on a
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bathrobe you deserve to die
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and what happened to your face cut
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myself shaving
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Frank I'm in trouble come listen next
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week thanks to the problem again what I
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just need a little stick give me some
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land you know ever try auslan I'm
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serious society ladies businessman well
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how about like a Midnight Cowboy sit up
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for a man be constructing it it's got a
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dune buggying [ __ ] around
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nice work
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novel I worked the circus [ __ ]
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helicopter but I could never make a good
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dude Rico better than by doing something
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new 21 days in a row you know my husband
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was intimidated by my brain oh they [ __ ]
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on us for years and we get addicted to
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the humiliation but if he was to ask you
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to marry him again you would wouldn't
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you no way I am over dr. Howard sir
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avian we are doomed unless we break the
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cycle of need I read in a magazine that
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you can break an old pattern by doing
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something new 21 days in a row it's a
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man I finally had her she was screaming
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oh [ __ ] I thought she was a virgin comes
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only 13 what did I know blood everywhere
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hey so she don't mind you driving her
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car hmm my job I Drive her [ __ ] car
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let's go how's my first time they did it
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took a lot of cherries in that
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neighborhood
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what about you I was just a kid
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he's on a bus to Texas buses have empty
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cold his couple gets a rowdy married
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white trash but smart you know he falls
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asleep she puts her hand on me
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fishes it out that [ __ ] starts humming
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like she's donning a sock and the
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husband's sleeping so I thought he's
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he's looking at from the corner of his
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eye like some crazed Catskill comic and
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bam he's down there looking a joke wait
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a minute
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the dude is giving you him what's a poor
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boy to do Gertrude Stein was right mouth
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is a mouth as a mouth then what they
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teach you all kinds of weird sex tricks
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hmm totally I need the facts how to come
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we're looking at certain ferns and
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plants had a prolonged orgasm by self
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strangulation oh yeah
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hey that's a lipkin diet huh you know I
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should have never told him about that
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would you believe that I was a virgin
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when I got married well so was I
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according to my publicist what was some
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Howard like in bed he was a diamond
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cutter it's been nine months since we're
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separated and I feel like a virgin again
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I haven't let anyone touch me you're
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kidding
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all the men that I'm attracted to you
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they turn out to be gay or they want to
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take over I don't think you're setting
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your sights low enough mm-hmm you're not
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gonna sell me the service again are you
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well why the hell not I mean they may
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not know [ __ ] about black-tie galas Jack
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Russell terriers and semen facials they
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do know about us
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small things a body should sit there
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side tire right using the hostess never
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sleep with someone he worked for rich
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[ __ ] getting it off with the help and
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movies maybe or cartoons and Playboy
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come on rich car give me a break
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we're soft they're hard they work they
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eat they [ __ ] and they women respect
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that
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keep the scores standing at rigid
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attention step out of line and pop good
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kick yeah they do abuse their women
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don't they
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sweetheart more and more I think that
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abuse is a strictly Californian concept
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I mean they didn't give it since they
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were nine years old in the schools and
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Switzerland private jets underwater
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underwater you better believe it
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I'm [ __ ] Tahiti or whatever when you
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walk around special vibrating balls of
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this snatches they use Dwarfs for dildos
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man they pissed on each other they have
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orgies dead bodies there is something
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very D H Lawrence about one something
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dark and Ed stick that one could never
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know and you know water
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[Music]
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open up did you steal this from the
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divorcee
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it's my mad money about five thousand
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there should be enough to get you out of
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hock damn what's this all about come
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upstairs I got a proposition I wanna
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make okay let me get this straight we go
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for each other's bosses you go for my
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divorcee I go for your widow and whoever
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wets his wick wins with proof of course
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you might say that proof will be in the
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pudding what have you both get lucky
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drop the same if no one scores
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give me $100 so I know you're not
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bullshitting oh yeah would you all right
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you better check those Ben Franklin's
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all good cuz soon they're gonna be
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growing little wings all white and
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fleecy five I'm gonna say bye bye
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Frankie hey wait a minute
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I ain't got no five back
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I know so what do you want if I lose get
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to know you better
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how many times just once
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[Music]
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just for show some twisted [ __ ]
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what do you want I was just looking for
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a desk milk you've been screaming with
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your eyes for two years
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what is that you see Sydney you never
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saw you never knew anything about you
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won't fix it will you let me take care
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of that sweet tooth
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Oh
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[Music]
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Frank what is it what are you doing here
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[Music]
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peace first gentlemen I've made a
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slanderous assertion are you mrs. Surya
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I'm mrs. Arabian mrs. Hepburn's Arabian
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we're divorced
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coming offices coming we found him
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urinating into the tank of a motorcycle
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park next door you pissed in my home
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wait for me he'll cornhole anything
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let's have sloshed oh don't flatter
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yourself Howard everything okay yes
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you'd be quiet you're gonna wake Willie
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Willie how is he
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what would you take doctor sir even up
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to the green rules and this oh no sorry
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no children good night mrs. Riley its
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Hepburn's Arabian goodnight
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did I miss the funeral oh I'm sure we
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could arrange something impromptu Howard
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[Music]
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I didn't mean anything I said it's the
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Santa Anas I hate myself no sweetheart
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come on let me take care of
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[Music]
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I adore it we have our very own crystal
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so where's the good doctor van de Kamp
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00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:22,400
this morning they're talking to him
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about some big hunger project there
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might be exposing those clinical twenty
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minutes or whatever the hell it is
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I like sixty minutes I never watched 20
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minutes is it new woman magazine keep
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calling she wants to come tomorrow
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is it okay yes purser thank you tell her
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we expect her for brunch I am diving
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back into the goldfish bowl with a
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vengeance and the public instead in
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their eyeballs drop out what is here you
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00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:57,230
doing here as a half an hour ago some
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really soulful puking is that your
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husband that's right I'm morning
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everyone Christ I'm a sick Claire do you
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keep any suppositories come here come
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here you think you can make my life a
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living hell can waltz back in like Ozzie
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and Harriet huh God boy down Peter I can
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waltz in like Ozzie or I can waltz in
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like Harriet this is my hey Howard how
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are you feeling so sad about us 15 years
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Liz he walks out on you after 18 years
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but something means that a pap smear
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party and now he's this tall Jake Peter
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I can take care of myself
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now go in the house
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I'm like watching your brother get mad I
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can always tell what kind of a play he's
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working on I love the soaps I get all
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torn up I just make the switch from hard
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lenses to soft lenses it's a
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[ __ ] I mean it's difficult on
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the eyes I like things that are easy
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yeah they're pretty easy guys
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that's what they called me in Philly
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Philadelphia nice and easy
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cuz of my disposition I knew a girl look
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just like you really
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right here
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hey chocolate mama
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she's got a stomach like a Hershey's
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snare drum she's got an ass like a nasty
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heart beating on the other side I could
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dark globe of every place a man could
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want to go oh you actually saw it yes at
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the mama
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it was wonder damn what my dad with my
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crown I [ __ ] I think I've swallowed it
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yeah yeah I I don't stand a thing
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and I see something I'm not sure what it
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is it's way down there Oh might be my
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future oh she's outside with your daddy
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oh boy I gotta try and find toll Belle
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we were gonna do some shopping today
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excuse me have you seen your daddy I
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just wish you'd go away and leave us
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alone watching myself you love yourself
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don't you
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[Music]
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that's a funny taste a sweetheart I want
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to see your old a bride today I really
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do and I really think that we should
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check into a hotel no no I want to be
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here for my sister and I don't want to
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insult her friend hey everything's gonna
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be fine okay no we're going we'll come
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home I don't like parties for dead
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people I'll sneak upstairs we'll fool
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around how long has it been four hours
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goddamn winds have the whole world on
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the rag oh look who's here butcher does
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he remember Uncle Peter and aunt Oh
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Belle doctor mo how are things at the
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Hunger Project well do you know Rolf
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ever saw the game show host but he's a
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client at my clinic and he's top dog in
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honey you don't like to talk about it
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you know but there's a lot of money in
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hunger anyway they want my expertise
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what they're playing
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I want to get an apple given understand
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you've gotten some pretty bad press
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we've had a string of it that is a
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handful of deaths at the clinic
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unpleasant coverage in the media look I
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don't care who you talk to when you get
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a bunch of rich fat people who are
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determined to get thin at any price some
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of them are going to die it's just a
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rule of thumb there'd be some
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suppositories in here want to try
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heating up some nice corn on the cob and
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shoving that up yes so bail nobody walks
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on toe bail nobody look how did you find
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me now isn't that typical I married your
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wife's brother now how's that the
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[ __ ] real don't you get between me
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and Liz what you and I had was beautiful
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but it's over a thing ain't over - you
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can kick the dead body and it don't
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fault I'll do anything you say
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I'll give you what I mean hours I set in
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that damn honky Tonk Honolulu bar
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waiting for you to come back from the
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head everyone thought I was Oh will you
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just hold on tight doctor because what
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goes around comes around
544
00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:56,910
now you get out of my goddamn way I'm
545
00:38:56,910 --> 00:39:01,070
going to get me some Louis Vuitton I
546
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,100
want you to run down to filters and pick
547
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,960
me up some new duds I've got me a car
548
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,880
will you I don't know where I left the
549
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,640
nice thank you
550
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,269
I want you to talk to missus Arabian Liz
551
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,680
okay the two of you were close
552
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,269
I've gotta have her back Frank I know
553
00:39:18,269 --> 00:39:20,880
she needs me you can help her to see
554
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,559
that in the joint Cupid was my middle
555
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:30,180
name doctor really you and me a lot
556
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:34,950
alike we see something we want I go for
557
00:39:34,950 --> 00:39:35,339
it
558
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:37,259
oh yeah I mean the shoe could easily be
559
00:39:37,259 --> 00:39:39,539
on the other foot you could be worth 14
560
00:39:39,539 --> 00:39:41,160
million and I could be hustling for
561
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,700
peanuts we're from different stratagems
562
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:50,759
of society your caviar I'm fast food but
563
00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:52,739
I want to cross over like Ruben blades
564
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:54,930
cross silver I'm not looking for a
565
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:57,329
relationship that takes time and I know
566
00:39:57,329 --> 00:40:00,120
for you time is money I respect that
567
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,700
[Music]
568
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,340
my wallet can't buy me no stocks and
569
00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:09,960
bonds but my hands are Cadillac Coupe
570
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,320
DeVille
571
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:20,100
my body is a rolls-royce Corniche hey
572
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,860
that was a good one huh i oughtta be at
573
00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:23,580
the Comedy Store
574
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:29,030
I'm mrs. Edwards Raven may I talk to you
575
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:32,840
about dr. Surrey me
576
00:40:33,530 --> 00:42:14,449
[Music]
577
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,130
you're gonna be a hit for the ladies d
578
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,380
thought just wait till you get a little
579
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:23,160
older I'm not gonna get any older can't
580
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,170
you understand
581
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:28,620
it's getting worse I had a funny dream
582
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:32,880
last night standing on her pants oh man
583
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,670
that was a wet dream
584
00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:39,870
ain't you ever who I'm jacking off well
585
00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:42,600
sure but it's bad for you isn't it I've
586
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,860
been doing it six or seven times a day
587
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:44,610
for years
588
00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:47,600
look at me
589
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,500
I don't know Juan I'm so confused I
590
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:56,930
think I'm in love with Sandra
591
00:42:58,470 --> 00:42:59,760
tell you what I'm gonna do for your
592
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,830
teeth oh I know a little something about
593
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,830
love I'm gonna loan you some righteous
594
00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:13,440
videotapes very inspirational Frank I'm
595
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,670
dressing what are you doing here they
596
00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:19,530
always asked there Frank I'm trying to
597
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:24,210
get ready oh the first time I saw you
598
00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:26,310
you were wearing Valentino
599
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:31,230
you looked so hurt Frank your timing is
600
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,840
off I'm not the boogeyman Claire come on
601
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,690
it's my husband's wake I have to get
602
00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:42,060
ready sure I kind of look good for
603
00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:44,420
Sydney
604
00:43:54,220 --> 00:44:01,720
oh come on Frank Sydney why don't you
605
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,430
leave me alone I want to have my own
606
00:44:03,430 --> 00:44:03,940
life now
607
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:07,150
oh really darling I don't think you're
608
00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:09,310
setting his sights high enough busted
609
00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:10,540
why do they have a listener that's
610
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:12,700
strutting little prick strangling
611
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,340
yourself during ejaculation oh well it
612
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:17,200
sounded like fun of the time and I was
613
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,050
bored you say little ghost I'm not the
614
00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:22,630
bogeyman they're putting me not gonna
615
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:24,730
believe me I'm not gonna let you the way
616
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:27,660
the light pours in this room hmm
617
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,820
these are Sondra isn't home yet she's
618
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:32,530
supposed to be here for the week and
619
00:44:32,530 --> 00:44:35,350
that ridiculous little play right am I
620
00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:38,910
supposed to feel threatened
621
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:47,190
come here maybe I'll change Claire just
622
00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:48,269
give it some time
623
00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:51,980
hypocrisy one days in a row
624
00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:57,250
[Music]
625
00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:09,780
a cigarette that bears a lipstick
626
00:45:21,470 --> 00:45:24,000
as a matter of fact I have been city
627
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,950
three-act called nocturnal admissions
628
00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:28,470
it's partly Sofia unmannered as hell and
629
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:29,750
frankly the best thing I've ever written
630
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:32,460
you know he'd call my office three four
631
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,920
times a day whenever the phone rings I
632
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,280
still keep thinking incision clear it
633
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:44,240
was very fast he felt any pain you so
634
00:45:44,240 --> 00:46:02,750
tormented body to still be here
635
00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:06,010
do you think this means that I'm gonna
636
00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:08,710
die soon Willie you are going to live a
637
00:46:08,710 --> 00:46:09,930
long time
638
00:46:09,930 --> 00:46:12,190
Bojangles always used to go ahead of me
639
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:15,029
and Scout stuff out
640
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,099
God's got us all playing fetch doesn't
641
00:46:18,099 --> 00:46:19,390
he clear
642
00:46:19,390 --> 00:46:21,890
[Music]
643
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:25,400
you loved him too didn't you Rosa
644
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:31,980
Bojangles in arms of Quetzalcoatl now he
645
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:37,830
bark for Django vomit diamonds Google
646
00:46:37,830 --> 00:46:44,060
gun makes pain hot beautiful turns
647
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:48,030
together they fight the Joker
648
00:46:48,030 --> 00:46:51,169
[Music]
649
00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:56,150
but please I'm in the middle of serving
650
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,770
a fondue these people gonna throw [ __ ]
651
00:46:57,770 --> 00:47:06,980
it's cold 20 guys a party in her
652
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:08,900
pantyhose she's laughing so hard it's
653
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:09,530
part of my plan
654
00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:13,430
mm-hmm I'm establishing a rapport hey
655
00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:15,079
how's it going with the widow she's
656
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:23,150
freaked out about the door I would say
657
00:47:23,150 --> 00:47:27,050
Peter its ragged uneven pretentious even
658
00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:30,260
preposterous in other words you finally
659
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:32,059
written something that will sell are you
660
00:47:32,059 --> 00:47:33,589
trying to be clever does your bluesy
661
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,420
brain just yap yap-yap Old Party tapes
662
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:37,369
why don't you spit it out you quack
663
00:47:37,369 --> 00:47:39,530
it's trying to pay you a compliment I
664
00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,480
was talking about the castration scene
665
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,550
from your new play nocturnal admissions
666
00:47:43,550 --> 00:47:54,079
we told you about that Peter this is a
667
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:58,040
wake not a preview well wonderful
668
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,960
go ahead ruin the wake kill yourselves
669
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,000
have fun the man has no morals Claire
670
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,510
I'm sorry
671
00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:13,099
he's a moral psychopath please Claire
672
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,440
please forgive me Oh Peter
673
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,700
come and tell me what why yourself
674
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:23,740
day and night in this play my you look
675
00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:25,810
lovely this evening
676
00:48:25,810 --> 00:48:28,330
why thank you doctor van de Kamp you
677
00:48:28,330 --> 00:48:29,470
know I don't think I've had a chance to
678
00:48:29,470 --> 00:48:30,790
tell you how much I admire your
679
00:48:30,790 --> 00:48:31,630
husband's work
680
00:48:31,630 --> 00:48:34,390
my baby's a genius he gonna make us lots
681
00:48:34,390 --> 00:48:37,450
of money no I don't think so your
682
00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,640
husband is a genius but his kind of
683
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,620
genius doesn't sell not in this town
684
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:42,040
anyway
685
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,620
I respect Peter Hepburn I respect his
686
00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:47,170
vision I respect his courage to continue
687
00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:48,820
to do the kind of work he knows we'll
688
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:53,920
never bring him the big money we live so
689
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,800
well he spends and he knows Shirley
690
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,900
MacLaine the money is just the last
691
00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:01,990
scraps of a niggardly inheritance his
692
00:49:01,990 --> 00:49:04,150
mother was a suspicious woman she left
693
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:09,490
them what I call a distrust fund as for
694
00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:11,740
his famous friends well let's just say
695
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,540
playwrights make good pets and God knows
696
00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:17,020
Peters nearly housebroken by now say
697
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,000
don't think you might introduce me to
698
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:26,560
show you anything no they are great hot
699
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,620
12 a goblets of Crimmins and fever
700
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:32,350
chills and silk pajamas and the whole
701
00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:36,190
goddamn [ __ ] go just hopeless wonderment
702
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:39,780
of [ __ ] I can't remember the rest
703
00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:41,920
little Shylock's was my first produce
704
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,320
play ran six performances New York Times
705
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,050
said look out world a major poet is
706
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,300
slouching towards Shubert alley how did
707
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:53,010
you ever find it even anthology
708
00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:56,440
beautiful loses volume three Christ what
709
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,630
a reading you gave Bernadette never
710
00:49:58,630 --> 00:50:02,020
sounded so regal would you would you
711
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:03,450
read a scene for my new play
712
00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:06,720
I'd love to
713
00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:15,040
please no let me go on I'm gonna act
714
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,440
like a real man for once and hack it off
715
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,900
at the root you'd do that for me don't
716
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:22,030
you see it's these that have driven us
717
00:50:22,030 --> 00:50:25,510
apart these petty dictators swathed and
718
00:50:25,510 --> 00:50:28,180
cheap leather greedy little monsters in
719
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:29,890
an ugly wrinkled purse that have kept me
720
00:50:29,890 --> 00:50:32,740
from the kingdom of monogamy I'm begging
721
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:40,570
you put down the knife one you know nope
722
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,880
don't you I'm sorry yeah I thought that
723
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,890
instead of thinking why don't you go
724
00:50:44,890 --> 00:50:46,840
down to the kitchen and grab some
725
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,390
Brussels sprouts in in bacon or
726
00:50:49,390 --> 00:50:52,650
something yes
727
00:51:20,430 --> 00:51:32,369
[Music]
728
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:37,640
the night approaching my seed I will
729
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:42,260
stab in that gentle alien soothe soon I
730
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:46,460
am that Beyonce no more promise that you
731
00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:49,610
will obey my every lustful command my
732
00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:50,180
lady
733
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:56,350
Oh master I am no bride I promise Oh
734
00:52:08,870 --> 00:52:12,770
[Music]
735
00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:18,320
what is it grimaldo m'lady
736
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,050
what trouble spell on this joyous thing
737
00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:24,350
I would help pleasures from my master
738
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:27,200
tells me doctor said he wouldn't make a
739
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,620
nubile Imam and now his passions
740
00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:35,480
inflamed yet I am unprepared for I am a
741
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:44,680
virgin until bell sweetchuck I bring me
742
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:51,679
[Music]
743
00:52:53,290 --> 00:52:54,890
suppositories like that's what I
744
00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:56,830
recognize I used in myself
745
00:52:56,830 --> 00:53:01,700
mom you're lucky I know it she's pissed
746
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,290
I couldn't help it
747
00:53:03,290 --> 00:53:29,380
PCH is closed Malibu's on fire come in
748
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:33,020
what are you doing watching your mom's
749
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:35,150
Hilary pilot just spent most that meet
750
00:53:35,150 --> 00:53:38,540
again wait don't take that I'm not done
751
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:41,500
you are now
752
00:53:43,110 --> 00:53:49,290
I know what you were doing mm we're
753
00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:50,730
gonna grow hair on your palms and go
754
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:51,710
blind
755
00:53:51,710 --> 00:53:53,490
steroids you're gonna do that anyway
756
00:53:53,490 --> 00:53:55,440
really you need to get a girlfriend
757
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,880
before you turn into a pervert
758
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:03,240
you mean like Frank yes I rap to be
759
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:08,180
timely really what's your name 417 Cohen
760
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:10,200
would you like to know something truly
761
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:30,720
amazing to say that was pretty good
762
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,880
a new play I thought it was for real
763
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,010
thank you one what the critics was
764
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,270
appreciative yeah
765
00:54:36,270 --> 00:54:40,260
but um what's about don't freak out the
766
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,570
ladies got them all to himself [ __ ] I
767
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,340
mean he's trying to get her into bed any
768
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,160
it's all in the writing one it's poetry
769
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,270
tell when a woman goes down and a half
770
00:54:48,270 --> 00:54:49,620
the time she's going down on me
771
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:54,330
what'd you say Frank told you what now
772
00:54:54,330 --> 00:54:56,430
don't be angry he said that you talked
773
00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:57,750
in your sleep the night the policeman
774
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,900
brought you home have you really been
775
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:04,080
impotent since you left me I won't have
776
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,270
him fired no I demand that you fire no
777
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:08,730
Frank was worried he's kind and he's
778
00:55:08,730 --> 00:55:10,200
decent and who's only got other people's
779
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,240
interests at heart
780
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,400
now about this woman that you left me
781
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,860
for I never touched her I mean I touched
782
00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:18,540
her she touched me but that was all
783
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:20,480
nothing happened
784
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,630
I'm so ashamed I know what I have to do
785
00:55:24,630 --> 00:55:28,350
now what do you mean I'm going to check
786
00:55:28,350 --> 00:55:29,910
into the Moines Tayshaun doll suite of
787
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,230
the wheelchair with all the surgical
788
00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,030
equipment I need and I'll simply remove
789
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,440
them remove them
790
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,910
I heard about a man who took out his own
791
00:55:35,910 --> 00:55:38,340
appendix so why not just hack them off
792
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:42,750
at the root your balls my balls
793
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:46,560
I have no balls Liz all I have is a set
794
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,200
of fat petty dictator is sewn up in
795
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,050
cheap leather Howard I am really worried
796
00:55:52,050 --> 00:55:55,040
about you a couple of greedy monsters
797
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,340
dangling
798
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:59,850
in a smarmy woman's purse the kind you
799
00:55:59,850 --> 00:56:05,150
buy at Q Mart monogamy was my kingdom
800
00:56:05,150 --> 00:56:11,780
and they have exiled me oh poor baby
801
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:15,750
would you really do that for me give us
802
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,060
another chance Liz don't let it die not
803
00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:31,200
without a fight come to me tonight after
804
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:39,510
a tense your name attention ladies and
805
00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:40,860
gentlemen we have a special treat for
806
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:43,410
you tonight my popular demand and in
807
00:56:43,410 --> 00:56:45,420
honor of the impending revival of her
808
00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:47,520
series we are presenting tonight for one
809
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,760
showing only the original pilot of
810
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:58,950
Hilary Moe do we have to you gotta give
811
00:56:58,950 --> 00:57:00,270
the people what they want
812
00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:06,380
showbiz mom no you are evil lights
813
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:09,030
she's a wonderful comedian and terribly
814
00:57:09,030 --> 00:57:12,970
underrated I love you
815
00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:18,580
[Music]
816
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:28,100
so da excuse me okay my seed I will
817
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:36,680
stand beside it I think I saw this
818
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,550
tonight definite once
819
00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:46,010
[Music]
820
00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:53,039
[Music]
821
00:58:13,859 --> 00:58:18,459
until bill I thought you might not want
822
00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:22,179
anyone to see this I thought you were
823
00:58:22,179 --> 00:58:24,479
very good no lady
824
00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:26,769
you bought the only man I can remember
825
00:58:26,769 --> 00:58:30,159
that didn't want nothing from me I'd
826
00:58:30,159 --> 00:58:31,630
like to give you something
827
00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:33,849
can you meet you aunt Oh Belle in the
828
00:58:33,849 --> 00:58:34,689
pool house
829
00:58:34,689 --> 00:58:39,839
around midnight sure
830
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:50,700
oh it's me one why aren't you fixing the
831
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:54,240
knife its soybean life is a bullfight
832
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,000
because then right now it's a very dark
833
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,830
bullfight so why don't you go back to
834
00:58:58,830 --> 00:59:01,860
the house and I offer you the balls of
835
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:06,600
the great sad bull my cojones sure what
836
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,670
my dictations they got leather on them
837
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:12,300
with this leather it's cheap one stop
838
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,130
without your love mrs. heparins raping
839
00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:16,800
I'm just a sleazy woman's handbag my
840
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,040
monsters have greed in their kingdom
841
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:25,250
their kingdom of monogamy monotony yes
842
00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:29,010
Juan that's very sweet but you just
843
00:59:29,010 --> 00:59:30,630
leave those Dictation x' dangling in
844
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,000
that handbag where they belong
845
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,040
now go and get a tray of pigs in the
846
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:41,600
blanket in circulate okay
847
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,869
[Music]
848
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:59,930
is where you be I've been looking for
849
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,539
you please just show me his new plan
850
01:00:02,539 --> 01:00:05,479
Oh have you read it no but it seems I've
851
01:00:05,479 --> 01:00:08,410
been to a few previews he's a wizard
852
01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:11,799
strange evening
853
01:00:17,979 --> 01:00:22,910
you know how it's a fraud don't you he
854
01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:24,170
never talked about you
855
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:28,329
isn't that funny it was you
856
01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:32,010
sometimes I'd wake up and you just be
857
01:00:32,010 --> 01:00:34,770
staring at me used to call me his Dark
858
01:00:34,770 --> 01:00:38,910
Star I like that of course I knew he was
859
01:00:38,910 --> 01:00:41,850
full of [ __ ] that's why we click and it
860
01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:43,410
was just a coincidence that you married
861
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:45,780
my brother Peter just a freaky little
862
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:48,570
act of God how do you know I won't tell
863
01:00:48,570 --> 01:00:51,500
him everything it'll only hurt him I
864
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:54,990
care about your brother and he loves me
865
01:00:54,990 --> 01:00:58,620
come rain or come shine why are you
866
01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:01,220
telling me this
867
01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:06,960
shall I be honest please
868
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,550
just the mood I was in
869
01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:30,760
I knew it I knew it till Bill and I were
870
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,780
never right for each other
871
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,640
she has no ambition no life experience
872
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,079
with no bail what you see is what you
873
01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:37,690
get Claire look at me look at me
874
01:01:37,690 --> 01:01:39,550
I noticed soon after Sydney and all a
875
01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:41,589
life is for the living help me help me
876
01:01:41,589 --> 01:01:49,000
fight for us yes I'll make you some
877
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,740
happy alright you're wonderful playing
878
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,970
you're a great actress
879
01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:54,339
do you hear that he loves the way I act
880
01:01:54,339 --> 01:01:56,170
he loves everything about me yes he does
881
01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:57,520
it'll shot it to the world because he
882
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,380
loves you I won't let you go Claire
883
01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:01,359
we're still involved [ __ ] it's my
884
01:02:01,359 --> 01:02:03,820
time now I need to prove it to you Peter
885
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:07,320
yes I need you to stand with me tonight
886
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,510
tonight oh Claire I need to prove my
887
01:02:10,510 --> 01:02:13,050
love to you
888
01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:27,180
[Music]
889
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:33,610
yeah this annuda serabian she asked
890
01:02:33,610 --> 01:02:35,320
about you to come yeah I don't went for
891
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,060
that [ __ ] she needs a toilet roll
892
01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:40,290
change didn't get Frank to do it one
893
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,970
fight the Jaguar this cattle
894
01:02:42,970 --> 01:02:47,620
epoch-making puke like the poodle of a
895
01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:55,480
dirty monster evening star a true don't
896
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:12,610
take walks come in one you ever heard of
897
01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:17,530
ill ensures so deli isn't over there in
898
01:03:17,530 --> 01:03:19,890
Studio City
899
01:03:22,350 --> 01:03:26,710
whoa little drunker than I thought could
900
01:03:26,710 --> 01:03:38,290
you help me with this so did you cut him
901
01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:47,550
off yet shut the door
902
01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:52,950
you remind me of an orderly that I knew
903
01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:57,840
it ylan Jers the nuthouse he almost got
904
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:02,720
me well but not by the usual methods
905
01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:11,670
what is it one couple of answered
906
01:04:11,670 --> 01:04:14,869
prayers never hurt anybody
907
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,520
please
908
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:24,420
I wanted you but not like this not like
909
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:29,100
what my grandma told me there were just
910
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:30,770
two kinds of people in this country
911
01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:34,680
people who can't feel and people feel
912
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:41,030
too much okay which one am i you
913
01:04:44,350 --> 01:04:48,210
you're like the warm wind you talk about
914
01:04:48,210 --> 01:04:53,470
blue mountains Chevrolet's I win full of
915
01:04:53,470 --> 01:04:54,550
a thousand smells
916
01:04:54,550 --> 01:04:57,880
I ain't never smelled before is this my
917
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,850
brother Peter talking or is this
918
01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:04,110
something you saw on public television
919
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:09,280
no wait don't go it is you it really is
920
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:09,820
you
921
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:14,530
I'm sorry well I want to get your paws
922
01:05:14,530 --> 01:05:18,620
full of honey said furry bear
923
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:21,750
[Music]
924
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:40,159
[Music]
925
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:45,140
it happens to everybody Willie I feel
926
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:45,920
awful
927
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,369
[ __ ] I mean always the measure of a man
928
01:05:48,369 --> 01:05:51,349
with what you faced you more man than
929
01:05:51,349 --> 01:05:55,310
most I'm in with really why Shula lots
930
01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:57,530
of boys getting nervous the first time
931
01:05:57,530 --> 01:06:02,810
and if it's any consolation to you your
932
01:06:02,810 --> 01:06:04,520
whole lot better equipped than your
933
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:08,420
daddy so why don't you go in and get
934
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:12,950
some sleep talk about the best and a boy
935
01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:15,310
could have
936
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:33,020
[Music]
937
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:47,650
[Music]
938
01:06:47,900 --> 01:07:00,200
Oh Liz it's only you Liz only you always
939
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,369
yes dear
940
01:07:01,369 --> 01:07:05,930
but I feel so silly um Juan and I are
941
01:07:05,930 --> 01:07:07,029
running a little late
942
01:07:07,029 --> 01:07:10,519
so would you mind waiting outside or if
943
01:07:10,519 --> 01:07:13,690
you like you can come in and read a book
944
01:07:26,450 --> 01:08:54,559
[Music]
945
01:08:58,109 --> 01:09:44,009
[Music]
946
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,179
right early this morning yeah yeah
947
01:09:57,179 --> 01:10:00,719
tossed and turned all night
948
01:10:10,079 --> 01:10:25,869
what's this huh you screwed me no Rosa
949
01:10:25,869 --> 01:10:27,340
told me she was asking for you
950
01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:28,780
she couldn't get the lid off about him
951
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,869
hey you're listening to Rosa man she's
952
01:10:31,869 --> 01:10:33,670
got a dustpan loose so you didn't do
953
01:10:33,670 --> 01:10:34,780
mrs. Hepburn Ceridian
954
01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:39,210
no you do the widow
955
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:49,600
I'm working now which boils mrs. Lib
956
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:56,620
kill she's at the table just in time for
957
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,060
brunch
958
01:10:57,060 --> 01:11:02,380
Rosa Rosa can you bring another DiNozzo
959
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:05,050
coming sit down next week since I was
960
01:11:05,050 --> 01:11:06,340
beginning to think he was just a voice
961
01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:10,330
on the phone everyone this is Kelly to
962
01:11:10,330 --> 01:11:11,800
do a piece on live a lifestyle magazine
963
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:21,160
oh I adore lifestyles ashes from the
964
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,290
fire oh my friend Mimi's house burned
965
01:11:23,290 --> 01:11:25,150
down but they have two others in Malibu
966
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:28,270
so there's supposedly 17 separate fires
967
01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:31,000
going 17 spread over two or three
968
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,730
counties the winds are fanning it mmm no
969
01:11:33,730 --> 01:11:36,040
wonder I couldn't sleep the whims breed
970
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:36,970
depression
971
01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:39,040
I recommend junk food until you're ready
972
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,770
to vomit then a bracing saltwater in a
973
01:11:41,770 --> 01:11:44,950
man fake it down the wind storm of shame
974
01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:48,310
the wild palms beat they were till the
975
01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:51,340
room honey honey show em would you finds
976
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:53,380
us since locks can we please stop
977
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,150
talking about the [ __ ] wind
978
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:57,760
Howard Christ this phony table talks
979
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,500
enough to make anyone an arsonist
980
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:02,110
Howard what is it now last night I tried
981
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,600
to go to bed with my ex-wife Howard
982
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,160
don't do this there are children here
983
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,900
impress I'm not children anymore
984
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,510
Willie last night I came to your mother
985
01:12:10,510 --> 01:12:11,950
Kelly um how do you be working for
986
01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:13,840
lifestyle a long time yeah and she
987
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,400
wouldn't have me and I'm grateful
988
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,140
because I'm not worth it
989
01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:19,540
I've been a terrible husband and forgive
990
01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:22,510
me a worse father and I am simply tired
991
01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:25,480
of all the lies after brunch I'll pack
992
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,460
my things and go dad that's what you
993
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:29,260
always do Claire maybe I better come
994
01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:31,870
back next week oh well if it isn't Saint
995
01:12:31,870 --> 01:12:33,730
Howard the martyr and self-centered
996
01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:35,290
prick I deserve that
997
01:12:35,290 --> 01:12:37,300
Peter lighten up go pack your things
998
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,890
your buddy Sydney's having a swing party
999
01:12:38,890 --> 01:12:39,310
in hell
1000
01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:41,620
bring your own rope Sydney Lipkin was my
1001
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:44,110
friend you pretentious ass looking Oh
1002
01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:47,110
sir you're like some sad scum track left
1003
01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:49,420
behind by God knows what kind of hip
1004
01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:51,790
eating parasite um Claire maybe I better
1005
01:12:51,790 --> 01:12:53,640
come back her head
1006
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:56,020
Keller tell you're right but you're in
1007
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,830
love with Claire you want to run that by
1008
01:12:59,830 --> 01:13:03,100
me again to pal he's joking and how
1009
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,050
would I do got high on something or what
1010
01:13:05,050 --> 01:13:07,239
go ahead Eugene O'Neill tell her it's
1011
01:13:07,239 --> 01:13:11,020
the moral thing to do to Bluebell
1012
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:14,440
oh god it's true uh-huh
1013
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:17,950
so you in love with the rerun well ain't
1014
01:13:17,950 --> 01:13:20,530
that a [ __ ] the Ocelot must kill every
1015
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:26,080
day to live it is true I mean I'm not in
1016
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:31,300
love with Peter maybe well let me tell
1017
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:33,760
you something hubby dearest aunt he'll
1018
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,770
tell them about the movie reminds of my
1019
01:13:35,770 --> 01:13:37,510
favorite a few months ago
1020
01:13:37,510 --> 01:13:39,100
your buddy Howard here did some
1021
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,320
exploration of certain dark parts of my
1022
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:47,500
continent [ __ ] you didn't dr. Doolittle
1023
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,900
here went so deep into areas unexplored
1024
01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:51,790
by your people playwright NASA then I
1025
01:13:51,790 --> 01:13:53,680
got to think he was Lewis and Clark
1026
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,350
alarm Oh a minor well let me give you a
1027
01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:57,820
little something else to think about
1028
01:13:57,820 --> 01:14:00,700
yesterday I [ __ ] the houseboy Oh in
1029
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:05,080
broad daylight dog is stuff you cheap
1030
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,200
black [ __ ] Claire is a real woman and
1031
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,940
she likes to wash too with soap
1032
01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:11,170
everywhere
1033
01:14:11,170 --> 01:14:13,120
mama mother you didn't of course I
1034
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,820
didn't sweetheart Kelly let Rosa fix you
1035
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:18,760
up define little Mayan pancake you you
1036
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,860
screwed one the other one what's his
1037
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,730
name
1038
01:14:21,730 --> 01:14:25,720
Frank it was so degrading I felt like
1039
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,420
some fabulous farm animals spare me
1040
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:29,410
that's a lie
1041
01:14:29,410 --> 01:14:31,180
Frank wouldn't touch you and he would
1042
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:34,060
never treat a woman like that Oh what's
1043
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:36,430
got into you come over here and sit next
1044
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,640
to your aunt Liz and you you hypocrite I
1045
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,320
know you humped out what's left of your
1046
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,570
scattered brains with one last night how
1047
01:14:43,570 --> 01:14:45,700
dare you who told you that oh go ahead
1048
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:46,540
and deny it
1049
01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:48,580
I saw one on the stairs Sondra that's
1050
01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:51,280
enough I was with mrs. Arabian she
1051
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,750
wouldn't let me touch her but I was with
1052
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:56,260
her all night wasn't that Liz no I mean
1053
01:14:56,260 --> 01:14:58,840
aunt Oh Belle told me compared to my
1054
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,890
daddy I was hung like a rhino
1055
01:15:02,449 --> 01:15:06,199
try to run from hospital savage vulture
1056
01:15:06,199 --> 01:15:12,440
he will pull you into air by your next
1057
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:16,370
week for me it goes my chance at a
1058
01:15:16,370 --> 01:15:21,190
comeback thank you all very much
1059
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:31,670
[Music]
1060
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,670
Claire I'm sorry I didn't mean to start
1061
01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:41,610
anything
1062
01:15:41,610 --> 01:15:52,140
Howard it's not that used over Peter
1063
01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:59,440
Peter Sydney Christ always had someone
1064
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:03,790
in my life always like a drug I'm just
1065
01:16:03,790 --> 01:16:06,000
thinking the same thing the other day
1066
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,940
women always women I'm so tired of this
1067
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:12,550
dance there's a beauty in being alone
1068
01:16:12,550 --> 01:16:15,670
isn't the Howard hmm oh Claire I've
1069
01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:19,420
loved you from day one no Howard Sydney
1070
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:20,500
didn't know what he had
1071
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:26,260
ah I don't want to be inside you now are
1072
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:28,800
you insane
1073
01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:37,739
doctors Arabian is there anything else
1074
01:16:37,739 --> 01:16:40,790
you'd like me to convey to mr. Suri me
1075
01:16:40,790 --> 01:16:48,720
no Frank just mind your business and you
1076
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,739
don't get burned
1077
01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:17,550
[Music]
1078
01:17:17,610 --> 01:17:20,410
yoki
1079
01:17:20,410 --> 01:17:34,100
[Music]
1080
01:17:34,170 --> 01:17:45,160
you're singing about me Claire I might
1081
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,520
have been another time weekend's coming
1082
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,210
to an end
1083
01:17:49,210 --> 01:17:54,070
Frank they always do hmm should have
1084
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:55,000
happened by now
1085
01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:00,100
what am I for you a science project look
1086
01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:02,980
I had a crush on you that's all you're
1087
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:08,220
not hurt are you can you be hurt
1088
01:18:10,349 --> 01:18:14,000
I'm going away Claire I'm leaving
1089
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,040
when can you begin my room at about 4
1090
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:23,329
o'clock I'm gonna say goodbye
1091
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:54,180
you humiliated me Here I am primetime
1092
01:18:54,180 --> 01:18:58,470
and you [ __ ] the rerun tell me I'm
1093
01:18:58,470 --> 01:19:00,930
looking hot [ __ ] I hope you need a
1094
01:19:00,930 --> 01:19:02,850
transfusion get you some of that bad
1095
01:19:02,850 --> 01:19:04,500
hollywood blood sir just saw her ass
1096
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:48,680
right all right doctor alien bingo
1097
01:19:52,670 --> 01:19:56,760
sweet dreams Claire guesthouse Chico
1098
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:59,820
4:30 what's happening 4:30
1099
01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:03,119
the widows happening she's very happy so
1100
01:20:03,119 --> 01:20:12,869
be there or be queer little private
1101
01:20:12,869 --> 01:20:18,119
party straight down into hell Sandra
1102
01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:23,489
what's wrong what is it what have I got
1103
01:20:23,489 --> 01:20:25,349
to show for it nothing you're still very
1104
01:20:25,349 --> 01:20:30,000
young you've just barely turned 17 my
1105
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,670
idea of taking a risk is losing my birth
1106
01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:35,130
control pills or or shopping at sex
1107
01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:38,550
without a sale I want to live but I
1108
01:20:38,550 --> 01:20:44,099
don't know how would you like another
1109
01:20:44,099 --> 01:20:48,540
drink Claire no I've had enough Frank so
1110
01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:51,900
you're leaving us two years I got that
1111
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:57,290
clear inch Sandra come with me to Africa
1112
01:20:57,290 --> 01:21:00,840
what I said come as my assistant on the
1113
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,239
Hunger Project what are you saying we'd
1114
01:21:03,239 --> 01:21:04,590
have to ask your mother's permission of
1115
01:21:04,590 --> 01:21:06,090
course we should say yes I know she
1116
01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:06,750
would
1117
01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:11,150
there'll be disease heat swollen bellies
1118
01:21:11,150 --> 01:21:14,849
shriveled souls and a handful of people
1119
01:21:14,849 --> 01:21:19,530
like us will come back older sadder and
1120
01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:22,679
wiser but we'll have the joy of knowing
1121
01:21:22,679 --> 01:21:26,130
that we've sacrificed selflessly
1122
01:21:26,130 --> 01:21:29,720
no one could ever take that away from
1123
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:32,900
thank you
1124
01:21:33,469 --> 01:21:38,570
I feel myself changing already I know
1125
01:21:38,570 --> 01:21:42,890
now my whole life has been a preparation
1126
01:21:42,890 --> 01:21:45,260
for this journey
1127
01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:50,900
Oh ed Xandra will probably have to share
1128
01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:53,210
a small tent for the first six months or
1129
01:21:53,210 --> 01:21:55,140
so I know you won't mind
1130
01:21:55,140 --> 01:22:00,680
[Music]
1131
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:06,610
good to detect it you just once
1132
01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:09,200
you just want me because you know you
1133
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,450
can't Cameron I thought you wanted to
1134
01:22:11,450 --> 01:22:13,340
because I didn't care about you that's
1135
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:15,470
why you stayed with Sydney the truth
1136
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:16,040
isn't it
1137
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:23,350
you owe me I owe you nothing Frank
1138
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:28,570
there's a line see you're stepping on it
1139
01:22:28,570 --> 01:22:36,040
dangerously close now what was it you
1140
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:45,110
wanted to give me the line [ __ ] lie
1141
01:22:45,110 --> 01:22:48,500
oh my laughs a bit crossing that [ __ ]
1142
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,870
line I'm always amazed when there's
1143
01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:53,180
nothing on the other side I like you
1144
01:22:53,180 --> 01:23:01,010
Claire I love you boys we're gonna see
1145
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,390
what that would feel like to say that to
1146
01:23:02,390 --> 01:23:13,670
summer across that line I knew you
1147
01:23:13,670 --> 01:23:19,940
wanted me with this broken glass what do
1148
01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:22,390
I love you
1149
01:23:29,010 --> 01:23:43,379
[Music]
1150
01:23:43,730 --> 01:23:47,940
I'm sorry Claire I really wish I could
1151
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,510
have loved you
1152
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,860
you were right about those rich ladies
1153
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:01,410
going on should've stuck around for the
1154
01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:04,010
show I had other things to do man I
1155
01:24:04,010 --> 01:24:08,010
never felt so exploited in my life it's
1156
01:24:08,010 --> 01:24:11,370
gonna think she wanted me to do it
1157
01:24:11,370 --> 01:24:13,710
brings me back to pull it back not gonna
1158
01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:16,530
stand me up are you want there's a
1159
01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:19,640
reason man for well she I don't think so
1160
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:22,230
we had an agreement I slept with him
1161
01:24:22,230 --> 01:24:26,310
last night the divorcee I made love to
1162
01:24:26,310 --> 01:24:27,530
her in her bedroom
1163
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:30,750
you have to spell it out for you she
1164
01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:34,920
wanted me she cares for me she needs
1165
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:39,360
someone in the world for her maybe maybe
1166
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:40,910
I love her
1167
01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:46,380
[Music]
1168
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:56,650
so fine man our side won I wish we never
1169
01:24:56,650 --> 01:24:59,530
made the stupid bet yeah well you dick
1170
01:24:59,530 --> 01:25:02,350
might give you an argument so you're in
1171
01:25:02,350 --> 01:25:05,020
love with her name wait a little Van de
1172
01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:07,570
Kamp hears about this what you talking
1173
01:25:07,570 --> 01:25:09,400
about I may decide that before diet
1174
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,850
doctor a side bit Oh gotta cover my ass
1175
01:25:12,850 --> 01:25:15,490
in case of a draw you son of a [ __ ]
1176
01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:17,830
what if it gets back to Elizabeth she'll
1177
01:25:17,830 --> 01:25:20,170
think it's a riot I was she had to get
1178
01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:22,180
feelings over it it's not
1179
01:25:22,180 --> 01:25:25,480
I mean clue you in on something to these
1180
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:28,300
rich [ __ ] his life is just one big
1181
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:33,690
situation comedy Frank I like what I
1182
01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:38,290
lied okay I was putting you on you
1183
01:25:38,290 --> 01:25:41,140
shouldn't hey I never got close miss
1184
01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:43,000
acceptance Reagan's a classy lady I was
1185
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,200
in way over my head
1186
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:49,740
I want to talk about okay as for the
1187
01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:52,740
agreement
1188
01:25:52,749 --> 01:26:09,880
see you at midnight beeps he need to
1189
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:17,639
sleep the sleep of no dreams I am here
1190
01:26:17,789 --> 01:26:26,079
it's so Indian a pyramid Taiwan I think
1191
01:26:26,079 --> 01:26:29,920
though you got a fever why you're
1192
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:34,090
talking funny you know one or Chicana
1193
01:26:34,090 --> 01:26:38,969
sometimes you act like a super schmuck
1194
01:26:42,329 --> 01:26:46,989
one don't be a problem no Sangha to see
1195
01:26:46,989 --> 01:26:50,619
but me do now image in the Sun create
1196
01:26:50,619 --> 01:26:54,999
nothing the Senora she waits he don't
1197
01:26:54,999 --> 01:26:58,780
know for what make your heart a sword
1198
01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:04,449
not a spoon complain this yes I think
1199
01:27:04,449 --> 01:27:06,639
you should look into disability you're
1200
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:09,780
burned out as a housekeeper
1201
01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:23,670
come in why what is it I wanted to see
1202
01:27:23,670 --> 01:27:27,860
you that's all well here I am
1203
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:33,360
seal is pack seal is run seal is hide
1204
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,700
and right now liz is really tired so
1205
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:36,960
just say what you're going to say I'm
1206
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:39,720
like a child I don't know what you're
1207
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:42,000
talking about and I'm sure mrs. Lipkin
1208
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,140
wouldn't he treat me like a servant
1209
01:27:43,140 --> 01:27:48,840
either one please we made good love last
1210
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:52,520
night don't feel anything
1211
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:56,400
where's your life one big situation
1212
01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:00,480
comedy let's just say that it didn't
1213
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,490
happen it's gonna be better for both of
1214
01:28:02,490 --> 01:28:02,820
us
1215
01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:06,390
no way I thought I was too much it'll
1216
01:28:06,390 --> 01:28:08,490
feel the way you make me feel but that's
1217
01:28:08,490 --> 01:28:13,230
[ __ ] I want you Liz you're not
1218
01:28:13,230 --> 01:28:14,490
making any sense
1219
01:28:14,490 --> 01:28:17,310
I got for you what nobody ever had to
1220
01:28:17,310 --> 01:28:21,300
give it's impossible this I got desire
1221
01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,580
I got honor and I got heart I look in
1222
01:28:23,580 --> 01:28:25,770
your eyes and I know you don't want to
1223
01:28:25,770 --> 01:28:26,850
be in the cage anymore
1224
01:28:26,850 --> 01:28:31,170
Juan I don't know what love is but maybe
1225
01:28:31,170 --> 01:28:36,350
I can find out maybe you can save me
1226
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,170
[Music]
1227
01:28:40,170 --> 01:28:43,870
but but I have to warn you I wanted to
1228
01:28:43,870 --> 01:28:45,880
do things to go places to live in a life
1229
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,590
that you can't afford I have everything
1230
01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:50,590
to share but you're gonna pay with what
1231
01:28:50,590 --> 01:28:52,380
people think the way they look at you
1232
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:55,780
looks let's say she bought him I'm a man
1233
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:58,290
a looker whisperer
1234
01:28:58,290 --> 01:29:01,320
how can these things change a man I
1235
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:03,490
don't care about anything but being with
1236
01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:07,270
you is forever you know don't say
1237
01:29:07,270 --> 01:29:11,670
forever go one day
1238
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:20,760
[Music]
1239
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,570
good night guys
1240
01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:28,899
[Music]
1241
01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:31,620
tomorrow we'll go away we'll open all
1242
01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:33,770
the cages
1243
01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:46,160
[Music]
1244
01:29:57,530 --> 01:30:01,000
[Laughter]
1245
01:30:01,070 --> 01:30:05,610
what's so funny yeah no you're not
1246
01:30:05,610 --> 01:30:09,230
laughing at me you're laughing wit right
1247
01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:17,570
can take your shirt off hey go for it
1248
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:29,130
trip always worrying about hey hey what
1249
01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:32,820
are you doing taking yourself so thought
1250
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:36,980
she was gonna knock them off nice feet
1251
01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:53,430
good toys yeah when your stomach no
1252
01:30:53,430 --> 01:30:55,680
music no tequila you ain't gonna get no
1253
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:59,090
[ __ ] second date that's for sure
1254
01:31:01,380 --> 01:31:04,710
I'm gonna give you a massage are you
1255
01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:06,020
gonna loosen me up huh
1256
01:31:06,020 --> 01:31:08,550
this is no fun for me if it's no fun for
1257
01:31:08,550 --> 01:31:15,140
you one your pop will do Frank
1258
01:31:27,369 --> 01:31:34,050
good hands that's part into bad
1259
01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:56,240
you live long enough you bound to do
1260
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:57,870
some weird [ __ ]
1261
01:31:57,870 --> 01:33:15,980
[Music]
1262
01:33:15,980 --> 01:33:20,060
I'm sorry Peter simple truth is I have a
1263
01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:24,950
pro a commitment I see well goodbye and
1264
01:33:24,950 --> 01:33:26,630
thank you for a wonderful weekend
1265
01:33:26,630 --> 01:33:29,060
what about today I guess what she needed
1266
01:33:29,060 --> 01:33:33,370
all along was a good gynecologist
1267
01:33:33,790 --> 01:33:37,070
good luck with Hillary good luck with
1268
01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:39,320
nocturnal admission call me if you need
1269
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,180
help with the scripts it's been my
1270
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:45,190
lifelong ambition to sell out to TV
1271
01:33:51,130 --> 01:33:54,910
going somewhere punch up o me now
1272
01:33:54,910 --> 01:33:57,010
Claire's going away too but I want you
1273
01:33:57,010 --> 01:34:00,130
over there anyway with Rosa that's all
1274
01:34:00,130 --> 01:34:00,790
right isn't it
1275
01:34:00,790 --> 01:34:14,760
I love you mom where's my friend
1276
01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:23,740
hey man you are good and impolite [ __ ]
1277
01:34:23,740 --> 01:34:25,240
out of here before I hack off your petty
1278
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:27,140
letter dictation
1279
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:30,239
[Applause]
1280
01:34:33,650 --> 01:34:35,070
thanks man
1281
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:38,210
forget about I do right by my friend
1282
01:34:38,210 --> 01:34:44,489
friend friend so long dude all right
1283
01:34:44,489 --> 01:34:47,000
hey yeah don't do anything I wouldn't do
1284
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:52,250
better leave my right knee from Antigua
1285
01:34:57,020 --> 01:35:00,809
Juan where were you last night I missed
1286
01:35:00,809 --> 01:35:06,110
you well you're never gonna believe this
1287
01:35:08,690 --> 01:35:10,280
Sydney would you have dinner with me
1288
01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:11,810
tonight I really want to get to know you
1289
01:35:11,810 --> 01:35:13,489
again Sydney I am going away
1290
01:35:13,489 --> 01:35:15,440
well I travel light when do we leave I
1291
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:18,260
am going alone well and I don't want to
1292
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:19,130
see you anymore
1293
01:35:19,130 --> 01:35:21,139
but I just heard you say to thee yes
1294
01:35:21,139 --> 01:35:25,250
Frank commitment her name is Claire and
1295
01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:27,739
she's gonna make one hell of a great new
1296
01:35:27,739 --> 01:35:40,639
friend Sydney good luck on your own
1297
01:35:40,639 --> 01:35:42,530
journey
1298
01:35:42,530 --> 01:35:47,319
[Music]
1299
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:59,189
[Music]
1300
01:36:01,329 --> 01:36:05,260
you love me don't you Bojangles oh
1301
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:09,250
you're so full of [ __ ]
1302
01:36:09,250 --> 01:37:05,810
[Music]
1303
01:37:09,330 --> 01:37:13,990
we're all alone no chaperone can get on
1304
01:37:13,990 --> 01:37:16,110
over
1305
01:37:16,110 --> 01:37:21,050
the world and slumber let misbehave
1306
01:37:21,050 --> 01:37:24,989
there's something wild about you child
1307
01:37:24,989 --> 01:37:30,110
that's so contagious let's be operators
1308
01:37:30,110 --> 01:37:35,909
let's misbehave when Adam one meets and
1309
01:37:35,909 --> 01:37:39,290
he wouldn't stab me
1310
01:37:39,290 --> 01:37:46,829
he didn't care season they say that
1311
01:37:46,829 --> 01:37:49,739
spring means just one thing too little
1312
01:37:49,739 --> 01:38:12,650
oh wow keep song I feel quite sure Oh
1313
01:38:12,650 --> 01:38:15,150
would be attractive
1314
01:38:15,150 --> 01:38:19,890
[Music]
1315
01:38:21,609 --> 01:38:26,969
you know my heart is true when you see
1316
01:38:27,719 --> 01:38:29,720
somebody
1317
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:36,489
[Music]
1318
01:38:38,910 --> 01:38:41,960
[Music]
1319
01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:44,700
let's misbehave
1320
01:38:44,700 --> 01:39:10,260
[Music]
1321
01:39:10,260 --> 01:39:11,400
[Applause]
1322
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:15,709
[Music]
1323
01:39:18,159 --> 01:39:20,219
you
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