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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,441 --> 00:00:04,608 I never get to see you like this. 2 00:00:04,641 --> 00:00:06,541 ‐ Like what? 3 00:00:06,575 --> 00:00:10,441 ‐ Like... yourself. 4 00:00:10,475 --> 00:00:12,441 Come on. 5 00:00:12,475 --> 00:00:13,715 CLAIRE: What? ‐ Show me around. 6 00:00:13,741 --> 00:00:15,117 CLAIRE: Okay. ‐ Where we at, Claire? 7 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,141 CLAIRE: Okay, uh... 8 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:18,608 Follow me for the grand tour, 9 00:00:18,641 --> 00:00:20,408 but first, we gotta get you a costume. 10 00:00:20,441 --> 00:00:21,508 ‐ Oh, thank you, ma'am. 11 00:00:21,541 --> 00:00:22,708 ‐ There you go. 12 00:00:22,741 --> 00:00:23,741 Okay. 13 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:26,508 Here we have a deer. 14 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:28,008 ERIC: Elk. ‐ Elk? 15 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:29,517 ERIC: That's an elk. ‐ Okay, that's an elk. 16 00:00:29,541 --> 00:00:32,108 Oh, well, there's a deer to remind us we're in Texas. 17 00:00:32,141 --> 00:00:33,508 ‐ Don't mess with Texas. 18 00:00:33,541 --> 00:00:38,341 ‐ Um, all right, let's go check out the backyard. 19 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:42,175 [LCD Soundsystem's "Oh Baby"] 20 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,608 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 21 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:47,341 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:50,608 ♪ You're having a bad dream ♪ 23 00:00:50,641 --> 00:00:52,275 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:52,308 --> 00:00:57,341 ♪ Here in my arms ♪ 25 00:00:57,375 --> 00:00:59,041 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:59,075 --> 00:01:02,108 ♪ Oh, sugar ♪ 27 00:01:02,141 --> 00:01:04,608 ‐ Never want to leave. 28 00:01:04,641 --> 00:01:06,075 MURPHY: ♪ You came to me ♪ 29 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,508 ‐ Happy birthday. 30 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:10,075 ‐ Thanks. 31 00:01:10,108 --> 00:01:13,241 MURPHY: ♪ Could all be a bad thing ♪ 32 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:14,641 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,308 ♪ And do you harm ♪ 34 00:01:17,341 --> 00:01:19,475 ‐ Delete that video. 35 00:01:19,508 --> 00:01:20,641 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:20,675 --> 00:01:23,208 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 37 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:25,275 ‐ [sighs] 38 00:01:25,308 --> 00:01:31,741 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:33,075 --> 00:01:35,675 MURPHY: ♪ Oh, lover ♪ 40 00:01:35,708 --> 00:01:38,508 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:38,541 --> 00:01:41,075 ♪ You run from me ♪ 42 00:01:41,108 --> 00:01:43,241 [dog barks in distance] ERIC: Mm. 43 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:45,641 CLAIRE: Can you believe I found this place? 44 00:01:45,675 --> 00:01:47,708 ‐ When'd you book it? 45 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,508 ‐ Mm, couple weeks ago. 46 00:01:49,541 --> 00:01:52,375 ‐ A couple weeks ago? 47 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:55,541 ‐ Yeah. 48 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:57,775 ‐ How'd you know when my birthday was? 49 00:01:57,808 --> 00:01:59,075 ‐ 'Cause I'm a mind‐reader. 50 00:01:59,108 --> 00:02:00,575 [both laugh] 51 00:02:00,608 --> 00:02:02,241 'Cause you told me. 52 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:03,741 ‐ Did I tell you? ‐ Yeah. 53 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,241 ‐ Oh. 54 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,075 CLAIRE: So, here's to... 55 00:02:13,108 --> 00:02:18,308 the most talented, smartest, kindest, 56 00:02:18,341 --> 00:02:20,075 most handsome guy I ever met. 57 00:02:20,108 --> 00:02:22,175 ‐ Please keep going. 58 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,641 ‐ Uh, not to mention the 1375 you got on your SATs. 59 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:27,308 ‐ Thanks to you. ‐ I'm so proud of you. 60 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,375 ‐ How'd you keep this‐‐ this whole cooking thing 61 00:02:31,408 --> 00:02:34,008 a secret from me for so long? 62 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,475 ‐ I don't know, it's easy. 63 00:02:35,508 --> 00:02:37,041 You know, I also got a lot of practice 64 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:38,308 cooking with my brothers. 65 00:02:38,341 --> 00:02:40,175 ‐ I wish I ate like this when I was a kid. 66 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,575 ‐ What, spaghetti and sauce? 67 00:02:42,608 --> 00:02:44,341 ‐ No, a homecooked meal. 68 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,241 My dad basically took us to McDonald's 69 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:48,341 every night after my mom died. 70 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:51,475 Oh, my mom was the best cook too. 71 00:02:51,508 --> 00:02:55,208 Everything she made was from scratch. 72 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:59,041 ‐ You were, like, what, um, nine when she died? 73 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:01,408 ‐ Yeah, about that. 74 00:03:01,441 --> 00:03:04,575 My mom was so cool. 75 00:03:04,608 --> 00:03:06,575 She was the life of every party. 76 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:09,008 We used to have these huge barbecues, 77 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:12,741 and she'd have, like, buckets of gin and tonics. 78 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,308 The whole neighborhood would come by. 79 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:17,075 The house just felt... 80 00:03:17,108 --> 00:03:19,275 I don't know, it felt, like, alive. 81 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:22,775 And then she got sick. 82 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:27,475 And then she... got sick again. 83 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,508 Cancer's just the worst. 84 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:33,275 And then she died. 85 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:36,508 And, um... 86 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:39,075 Nate joined the military, and he shipped off, 87 00:03:39,108 --> 00:03:42,541 and then my dad, he started drinking, and... 88 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:46,708 And I was, like, alone in this... 89 00:03:47,775 --> 00:03:49,641 Um... 90 00:03:49,675 --> 00:03:51,375 incredibly quiet house. 91 00:03:51,408 --> 00:03:53,284 I don't know, sorry, I don't know why I'm getting upset. 92 00:03:53,308 --> 00:03:56,375 ‐ No. It's fine. 93 00:03:56,408 --> 00:03:58,341 I want to hear. 94 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,251 ‐ Anyway, I tried for a really long time 95 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,308 to be perfect, you know? 96 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:09,508 It was, like, my rebellion, to be the opposite of my dad. 97 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,741 It didn't work. 98 00:04:10,775 --> 00:04:12,408 I was just this, like, walking reminder 99 00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:14,641 of what he lost. 100 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:21,008 You ever think about reaching out to your dad? 101 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,308 ‐ [chuckles] 102 00:04:22,341 --> 00:04:24,475 ‐ Are you curious about him? 103 00:04:24,508 --> 00:04:26,575 ‐ Honestly? 104 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:28,375 No. 105 00:04:28,408 --> 00:04:33,508 I mean, I never knew him, so, really, what's to miss? 106 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:44,008 ‐ You are the best older brother. 107 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,308 And a really good man. 108 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:57,475 [birds singing] 109 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:20,541 ‐ Hi. 110 00:05:21,641 --> 00:05:23,108 ‐ Hey. 111 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:26,575 Snug in. 112 00:05:26,608 --> 00:05:28,641 ‐ Snug in. ‐ Snug in. 113 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:31,275 ‐ I like that. ‐ Yeah. Come here. 114 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:40,341 I like the way you smell in the morning. 115 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:44,041 ‐ I like seeing you in the morning. 116 00:05:44,075 --> 00:05:46,041 You feel any older? 117 00:05:46,075 --> 00:05:48,175 ‐ [chuckles] 118 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,508 Years older. 119 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:55,408 [cell phone buzzing] 120 00:06:03,175 --> 00:06:06,008 ‐ I'm sorry, I gotta take this. 121 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:10,775 Hey, honey. 122 00:06:10,808 --> 00:06:13,008 Yeah, the speakers are just okay, 123 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,675 but I think it's still worthwhile. 124 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:18,341 How long did you guys end up practicing for? 125 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:23,308 Um, yeah, I wouldn't... 126 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:27,375 Yeah, it's at 4:00, right? 127 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:29,741 I wouldn't miss your first gig. 128 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:34,375 Listen, I actually have a curriculum seminar 129 00:06:34,408 --> 00:06:37,475 that I gotta hit, so I should‐‐ I should go. 130 00:06:39,408 --> 00:06:41,675 Kay. Bye, I love you. 131 00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:53,341 Mmm. Coffee. 132 00:06:54,775 --> 00:06:56,408 Sorry about that. 133 00:06:56,441 --> 00:06:58,341 ‐ It's fine. 134 00:07:00,108 --> 00:07:01,608 ‐ Hey. 135 00:07:01,641 --> 00:07:03,175 What‐‐ come on. 136 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:04,417 You know I didn't have a choice. 137 00:07:04,441 --> 00:07:06,441 ‐ It's fine. Okay? 138 00:07:06,475 --> 00:07:08,308 ‐ Stop. 139 00:07:17,441 --> 00:07:19,075 ‐ Take your underwear off. 140 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,541 ‐ What? 141 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,241 ‐ Take your underwear off. 142 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:40,241 ‐ [gasps] 143 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,141 [panting] 144 00:08:02,575 --> 00:08:04,275 I'm scared to smoke pot. 145 00:08:04,308 --> 00:08:06,008 ‐ [laughs] You're scared? 146 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,608 ‐ Don't laugh at me. ‐ I'm sorry. 147 00:08:07,641 --> 00:08:09,375 Sorry, I just‐‐ 148 00:08:09,408 --> 00:08:11,284 I didn't know people like you still existed, to be honest. 149 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:13,041 ‐ I know, it's so pathetic, right? 150 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,475 ‐ Yeah. Kind of pathetic. ‐ [chuckles] 151 00:08:15,508 --> 00:08:18,641 Okay, well, technically, I did sort of get stoned 152 00:08:18,675 --> 00:08:20,341 when I was, like, 20. 153 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,241 But I thought everybody hated me, 154 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,741 and then I peed myself. 155 00:08:23,775 --> 00:08:25,308 ERIC: Mm. 156 00:08:25,341 --> 00:08:27,508 ‐ I didn't, for the record. 157 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,375 ‐ In that case, I'm gonna shotgun you. 158 00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:31,584 Do you know what that is? CLAIRE: No. 159 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:33,275 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna take a little in, 160 00:08:33,308 --> 00:08:34,741 and then I'm gonna blow it to you. 161 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,641 ‐ Like in my mouth? ‐ Yeah. 162 00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:38,108 ‐ Like we're kissing? 163 00:08:38,141 --> 00:08:39,484 ‐ Like that, yeah. CLAIRE: Oh, cool. 164 00:08:39,508 --> 00:08:41,441 ‐ Okay, ready? CLAIRE: Uh‐huh. 165 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:57,641 ‐ So? 166 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:58,775 ‐ I'm a stoner now. 167 00:08:58,808 --> 00:09:00,308 [both laugh] 168 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:02,141 ‐ Mission accomplished. 169 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,775 CLAIRE: Give me another shotgun. 170 00:09:06,808 --> 00:09:08,541 ERIC: All right, come here. 171 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:15,751 ERIC: I'm just wondering... CLAIRE: [giggles] 172 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:18,308 ‐ What were you like in high school? 173 00:09:18,341 --> 00:09:19,775 ‐ So boring. 174 00:09:19,808 --> 00:09:23,541 ‐ What? ‐ [laughs] Yeah. 175 00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:25,151 ‐ So you're telling me that you didn't have 176 00:09:25,175 --> 00:09:26,541 any boyfriends or anything. 177 00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:28,375 ‐ No, I was a virgin until I met Matt 178 00:09:28,408 --> 00:09:29,741 in, uh, senior year of college. 179 00:09:29,775 --> 00:09:31,475 ‐ What the fuck? 180 00:09:31,508 --> 00:09:33,041 No shit. 181 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,251 ‐ I know, it's so embarrassing. 182 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,475 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah. 183 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,108 Can you pass me those? 184 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:40,308 ‐ Yeah, yeah. Here. 185 00:09:40,341 --> 00:09:42,575 ‐ Yeah, so... 186 00:09:42,608 --> 00:09:44,275 it was self‐imposed. 187 00:09:44,308 --> 00:09:46,475 Like, I just wanted rules. 188 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:48,508 I needed rules. 189 00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:53,308 So no drinking, no boys. 190 00:09:53,341 --> 00:09:55,175 Like, I wouldn't even have a‐a beer. 191 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,308 I was such a prude. 192 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:00,708 Okay, how long were you and Alison together? 193 00:10:00,741 --> 00:10:02,541 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ What? Tell me. 194 00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:05,675 ‐ I‐‐ like, um... 195 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,375 six months. 196 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,675 ‐ Oh, so, okay. 197 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,008 That's, like, serious, then. 198 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,041 Did you guys say "I love you"? 199 00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:15,075 ‐ I don't know. ‐ What? You did! 200 00:10:15,108 --> 00:10:16,675 ‐ No. ‐ Oh, my gosh. 201 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:17,708 Oh. 202 00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:20,508 ‐ I was 16, you know? 203 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,141 What did I know? 204 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:27,741 ‐ Oh, the girls at UT are gonna be all over you. 205 00:10:29,441 --> 00:10:31,741 ‐ [laughs] ‐ They are. 206 00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,541 You have your whole life ahead of you. 207 00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:36,641 You're gonna have so much fun. ‐ Hmm. 208 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:39,441 ‐ You are, and you're gonna, like... 209 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:43,708 have so much sex with so many people. 210 00:10:43,741 --> 00:10:45,308 ‐ [sighs] 211 00:10:47,475 --> 00:10:49,175 ‐ Hey, you want to go into town? 212 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,141 We can go to a bar or something. 213 00:10:51,175 --> 00:10:53,741 ‐ I don't have an ID. 214 00:10:53,775 --> 00:10:55,641 ‐ Oh, right, no. 215 00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,175 No, yeah, let's just stay here. 216 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,575 Kay? 217 00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:04,141 ‐ [clears throat] 218 00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:08,175 I'm gonna get another. 219 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,608 ‐ Okay. 220 00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,375 ‐ [sighs] 221 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,308 CLAIRE: Hey. 222 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,775 You okay? 223 00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:42,441 ‐ [exhales sharply] Yeah. 224 00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:44,075 Yeah, I'm fine. 225 00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,508 ‐ Come on, why are you giving me the silent treatment? 226 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:47,708 It's our last night together. 227 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,008 ERIC: Exactly. 228 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,675 It's our last night together. 229 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,341 And tomorrow, you're gonna go back to him, 230 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:57,175 and this will have never happened. 231 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,308 Yeah. 232 00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:00,408 I mean... 233 00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:01,775 This isn't real. 234 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,475 ‐ Of course it is. 235 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:05,184 ‐ Is that why you're talking about who I'm gonna fuck 236 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,308 when I get to college? 237 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,475 Like, what is this to you? 238 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:12,408 Is this just some bored housewife shit? 239 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,308 ‐ You know that's not true. 240 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,408 You're not gonna want me when you go to college. 241 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:22,541 You're gonna be done with me. 242 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,541 [sighs] 243 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:35,141 [sniffles] 244 00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:39,541 Fuck, I'm risking my entire life to be with you! 245 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:42,475 I wish I could just stay here with you, but I‐‐ 246 00:12:42,508 --> 00:12:44,141 I can't, 247 00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:46,541 and I fucking feel like a terrible person. 248 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,708 ‐ Hey. Hey. 249 00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:53,675 ‐ No. 250 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,108 ‐ Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. 251 00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:57,708 I'm sorry. 252 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,141 I'm sorry. Please stop. 253 00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:02,775 Stop. Stop. 254 00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:05,075 [whispering] I'm sorry. 255 00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:07,241 I'm sorry. 256 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,741 I love you. 257 00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:17,075 I love you. 258 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:21,341 So much. 259 00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:25,275 ‐ I love you. ‐ [chuckles] 260 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,541 Say it again. 261 00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:33,241 ‐ I love you. ‐ [laughs] 262 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:36,108 [cover version of Rihanna's "Stay"] 263 00:13:36,141 --> 00:13:43,075 ♪ ♪ 264 00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:51,175 SINGER: ♪ All along, it was a fever ♪ 265 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:55,341 ♪ ♪ 266 00:13:55,375 --> 00:14:00,041 ♪ A cold sweat, hotheaded believer ♪ 267 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:03,508 ♪ ♪ 268 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,708 ♪ I threw my hands in the air ♪ 269 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:09,575 ♪ And said, "Show me something" ♪ 270 00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:12,108 ♪ ♪ 271 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:17,175 ♪ She said, "If you dare, come a little closer" ♪ 272 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,075 ♪ ♪ 273 00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:23,441 ♪ Oh, around and around ♪ 274 00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:27,508 ♪ And around and around we go ♪ 275 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,141 ♪ ♪ 276 00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:32,241 ♪ Oh, now, tell me now, tell me now ♪ 277 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:36,308 ♪ Tell me now you know ♪ 278 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,775 ♪ ♪ 279 00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:42,575 ♪ Not really sure how to feel about it ♪ 280 00:14:42,608 --> 00:14:47,075 ♪ Something in the way you move ♪ 281 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,075 ♪ Makes me feel like I can't live without you ♪ 282 00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:54,741 ♪ Yeah, it takes me all the way ♪ 283 00:14:54,775 --> 00:15:00,041 ♪ And I want you to stay ♪ 284 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:09,075 ♪ ♪ 285 00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:22,741 [door squeaks shut] 286 00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:24,341 ERIC: Hey. 287 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,375 ‐ Hey. ‐ Hey. 288 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,575 ‐ It's the birthday boy. 289 00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:29,641 ‐ Yeah. 290 00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:33,741 SANDY: Devon was sad he missed you on your birthday. 291 00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,517 I think he was sadder about missing some birthday cake, 292 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,541 so I caved. 293 00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,708 I let them each have a piece. 294 00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:43,141 I was hoping you might get home a little earlier. 295 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,575 ‐ Sorry about that. 296 00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:47,208 ‐ It's fine, you were having fun with your friends. 297 00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:50,108 We'll do something tomorrow night, okay? 298 00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,575 All right, I gotta go to work. 299 00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,417 Um, you were supposed to be home with the boys tonight, 300 00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:54,584 but I wanted you to have the night off, 301 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,275 so I sent them next door. 302 00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:57,541 ‐ Thanks. 303 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,108 ‐ Happy birthday. 304 00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:02,375 ERIC: See you later. 305 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,608 [door clicks shut] 306 00:16:07,641 --> 00:16:14,575 ♪ ♪ 307 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:38,582 ‐ Hello? 308 00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:41,548 [rock music playing] 309 00:16:41,582 --> 00:16:48,448 ♪ ♪ 310 00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,148 ‐ Hi. 311 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,315 ‐ Hey. ‐ Hi. 312 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,215 Shit, you smell good. 313 00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,048 ‐ Oh, thanks, I showered. 314 00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,015 ‐ Oh. Way to brag. 315 00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:03,148 [laughter] 316 00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:04,891 ‐ How long have you been waiting for a drink? 317 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,282 ‐ Forever. 318 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,148 ‐ So how bad is this gonna be? 319 00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,548 ‐ You might know some songs. They're a cover band. 320 00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:16,448 They do, like, Neil Young, Talking Heads, Wilco. 321 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:20,348 ‐ Oh, boy. ‐ [laughs] 322 00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,215 ‐ No, it's‐‐ that sounds pretty good. 323 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,548 ‐ Thanks for coming. [laughs] 324 00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:26,082 ‐ Excuse me? 325 00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:27,558 She's looked me in the face, like, five times. 326 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:28,582 ‐ Yeah, me too. 327 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,548 ‐ Fuck it. ‐ What the... 328 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,148 Kathryn! KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch! 329 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,415 CLAIRE: What're you doing? KATHRYN: [laughing] 330 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:39,015 CLAIRE: Oh, my God. 331 00:17:39,048 --> 00:17:41,082 [both laughing] 332 00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,548 Okay. 333 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,215 KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh. ‐ You are amazing. 334 00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,282 ‐ I'm even impressed with myself right now. 335 00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,282 ‐ Gimme. 336 00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:51,882 ‐ Oh, it's good. 337 00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:53,548 Mmm. 338 00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,415 Oh, so how was your weekend? 339 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,548 ‐ I wish you'd brought limes or something. 340 00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:00,448 ‐ I panicked. ‐ Uh, it was great. 341 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,315 ‐ Yeah, what did you do? 342 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,948 ‐ I went to a conference in Dallas 343 00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,815 with some of my old colleagues. 344 00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:08,948 Um... yeah, 345 00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:10,982 there were some really interesting keynotes. 346 00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:15,415 ‐ Is that the best you can do? 347 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:20,015 Come on, that might fool Matt, but doesn't fool me. 348 00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,482 ‐ Wha... ‐ Mm. 349 00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,482 You've been glowing recently, Claire, 350 00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:28,182 and you sure as shit aren't pregnant 351 00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,882 since you've been chugging this tequila, 352 00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:32,282 so I'm, like, 99% sure you're having an affair. 353 00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:35,415 ‐ Oh, my God, stop. 354 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,424 ‐ Come on, there's a reason people have been having affairs 355 00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,548 since the dawn of time. 356 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:43,182 How else would you remember you're still alive? 357 00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:44,848 ‐ [laughs] 358 00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:49,448 KATHRYN: Were you with a guy this weekend? 359 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,282 I knew it. 360 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:55,915 Yeah, you were. 361 00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,082 [squeals] 362 00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:59,282 ‐ [laughs] 363 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,448 I've never felt this way before. 364 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:05,082 I've never given myself permission to feel this way. 365 00:19:05,115 --> 00:19:07,815 KATHRYN: Yeah, life's too short. 366 00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,815 So if you want more than Weezer covers, 367 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,315 I don't blame you. 368 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,348 ‐ Uh, it's Wilco. ‐ Oh. 369 00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,415 [laughter] 370 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,348 So who's the guy? 371 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,282 ‐ Mm‐mm. Nope, I can't tell you. 372 00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:21,815 ‐ All right, fine. 373 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,415 At least tell me, how's the D? 374 00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,282 ‐ [laughs] 375 00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:28,148 Oh... my God. 376 00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:31,315 The D is great. 377 00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,415 ‐ Oh... ‐ Like, I love it. 378 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,548 Literally love it. 379 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,948 ‐ Yeah. 380 00:19:36,982 --> 00:19:38,348 The lust phase. 381 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,315 I miss that. 382 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,882 He's cute, then? 383 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,082 ‐ He's so cute. 384 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,282 ‐ He's older? 385 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,548 He's younger? 386 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:50,148 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ Oh, shit. 387 00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,182 ‐ [laughs] ‐ Oh, my God! 388 00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,415 ‐ I know. ‐ Claire Wilson, yes! 389 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,415 Oh, my God, who is this guy? 390 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,348 ‐ No. Mm‐mm. 391 00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:02,148 ‐ Please? Please tell me. 392 00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:05,415 ‐ I can't, no. KATHRYN: Please. 393 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,148 Please, please. 394 00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:09,882 I promise I won't tell anybody. 395 00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:11,315 Please, please, please. 396 00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,915 I promise. 397 00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,982 Come on! 398 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,115 Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me... 399 00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:24,448 Oh. 400 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:38,882 Come on. Mm... 401 00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:41,282 ‐ [laughs] 402 00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,815 It's Eric. 403 00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:44,948 ‐ Who's Eric? 404 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,815 ‐ Eric Walker. 405 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,148 Like, Eric, Eric. 406 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:53,015 ‐ [laughs] Come on. 407 00:20:53,048 --> 00:20:56,282 Yes, Eric is cute, but, like, you're kidding. 408 00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,548 Like, we get it. It's, like, lols. 409 00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:01,382 CLAIRE: [giggles] ‐ You're... 410 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,248 You're kidding. 411 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,148 Right? 412 00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:11,248 Claire, oh, my God. 413 00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:17,048 Claire... 414 00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,282 Um... 415 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,982 He's your student. 416 00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:31,015 ‐ I‐‐no, I know, but he's 18. 417 00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:34,015 And we're, like‐‐ we're in love with each other. 418 00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,482 ‐ He's your student. 419 00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:38,915 CLAIRE: Well, wait, Kathryn... 420 00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:42,415 Listen, let me explain, okay? 421 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:46,582 KATHRYN: That's, like, a monumental abuse of power. 422 00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,582 CLAIRE: You don't under‐‐ you don't understand. 423 00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:51,148 Okay, talk‐‐ talk to me about this. 424 00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:53,548 Please, I... 425 00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:54,948 He's an adult. 426 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,548 Okay? He's 18. 427 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,915 This is not abuse. 428 00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,291 We're in, like, a real relationship. 429 00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,424 KATHRYN: Ugh! ‐ We love each other. 430 00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,488 KATHRYN: My God, stop it! I don't want to hear that. 431 00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,048 ‐ He's over the age of consent. ‐ He's a kid. 432 00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:09,558 ‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 433 00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:14,048 No, you‐‐you basically forced me to say it. 434 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,415 ‐ Claire, what do you want me to do? 435 00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,448 I don't have a choice. I have to report you. 436 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:20,582 ‐ Please. 437 00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,582 Please, no. That will... 438 00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,948 It will literally ruin my life. 439 00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,915 ‐ Wow. 440 00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,548 Wow. 441 00:22:28,582 --> 00:22:30,382 Wow, wow, wow. 442 00:22:34,182 --> 00:22:37,115 ‐ [breathing heavily] 443 00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:39,139 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 29398