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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes, sir -- If you're looking
to move out of the city,
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I think your family
would love South Park.
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You can get four times
the house here
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that you can get in the city.
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A cortado?
Is that like a coffee?
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Yeah, we --
we have a coffee shop here. Yes.
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We're up in the mountains
about an hour from Denver...
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Do you think you could drive out
from the city this weekend
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and I could show you
some properties?
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Oh, you have a Tesla?
Oh, how nice.
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South Park -- yeah, it's
a charming country village.
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If you're able
to work from home,
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I think you'll really love it
out here...
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LaCroix?
The sparkling Mineral Water?
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Yes, I do believe we have that
in our stores here...
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We're seeing a massive influx
of city people
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moving out here to the country.
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And the truth is we just don't
have enough real estate agents
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to keep up with all the demand.
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Well, I don't have
much experience,
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but I thought
I'd give real estate a try.
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Mrs. Cartman,
being a real estate agent
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takes a lot of intellect
and a lot of raw talent.
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You have to get
your picture taken.
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Get people to like the picture
and go,
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"Oh, I'd like to hang out
with that person."
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And then act like
you like those people
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when you show them houses.
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Well, I do believe I'm good with
people, and the truth is...
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I need to do this for my son.
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Our...rent is going up
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because of all the new people
moving into town --
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and I don't think
I can afford it anymore.
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Well, then, I'm going to give
you a shot, Mrs. Cartman.
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For your little boy.
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God dammit...
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Hello, sweetie!
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Mom! Where the hell
have you been?!
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I've been home from school
for like 45 minutes!
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I'm sorry, honey,
mommy had some errands.
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I didn't have anything to eat
except Nutella.
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I was about to call
Child Services!
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Honey...
Mommy has some big news.
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What.
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I...got a job, Eric.
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I'm your job.
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Oh, honey --
It's going to be good.
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Mommy is just going
to be working a few days a week
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and you can be a big boy
and take care of yourself.
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No.
Eric, this has to happen.
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We can't afford
to live in this house
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unless I make more money,
and this job pays really well.
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Wha-- What job
could you possibly have?
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You don't know how
to do anything.
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I'm a real estate agent.
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A what?
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Hey, Butters,
I need your help.
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Well -- Well, sure, Eric!
What's goin' on?!
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Butters,
I have some shocking news...
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My mom got a job.
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Oh... Oh, and you're worried
that maybe now
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your mom won't always be there
to take care of you?
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What? No.
My mom got a job.
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My mom is dumb as shit
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and somebody is paying her
to do something.
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Have you ever heard of
a real estate agent, Butters?
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Well, not really.
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Yeah, well, neither had I.
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So I looked it up on a bunch
of those shows and stuff.
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You don't do anything.
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You just look nice
and hug people
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and then when someone buys
or sells a house, you make
money.
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Wow! Well, that sounds like
a good deal!
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It's more than a good deal,
Butters,
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it's fucking legal theft.
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If my mom can be
a real estate agent,
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then literally
anyone in the world can.
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We've got
all these people moving
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from the cities into our town,
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I can probably be a millionaire
in just a few days time.
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Wow wee!
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Now, whatever you do,
don't tell anybody.
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If anyone else finds out
about this,
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they'll all want to be
real estate agents, too.
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You've always been great
at taking pictures, Butters.
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I won't forget this
when I'm rich.
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Gosh, thanks, Eric!
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Okay, Liane...
You've got this.
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You can do this.
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Bottled water. Bottled water.
Bottled water.
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Hello there! I believe I spoke
with you on the phone?
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I'm Liane Cartman
with South Park Realtors!
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Uh-huh... Uh-huh...
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Well, this is the house
I was telling you about.
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It just came on the market.
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It's a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home.
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Detached garage.
Pilates?
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Excuse me?
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Pilates.
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Is there a gym
my wife can do Pilates?
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Oh, you're about five minutes
from the local gym.
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Pilates. Bottled Water?
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Oh! Um, you have such
a lovely family!
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It must have been a big drive
from the city?
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Tesla. We have a Tesla.
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Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi!
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Is there Wi-Fi?
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No Wi-Fi. Bottled water.
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Well, come on in,
let me show you around!
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Okay, this is a three bedroom
house with bathrooms.
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Front yard and back yard.
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Eric...
what are you doing?
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Oh, I just got some clients here
looking to relocate.
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These people are from the city.
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Uh, cortado.
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Bottled water.
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Wi-Fi. Pilates.
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Uh, excuse me one moment.
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Eric!
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What are you up to?
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I got a job
as a real estate agent, mom.
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You are not
a real estate agent --
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Neither are you --
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Now just march
right back home
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and I will see you
when I am done with work!
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Mom,
real estate is an open market.
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You're not the only one
who gets to take advantage
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of all the city people.
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Cortado?
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Cortado!
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Oh, bottled water?
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Wi-Fi!
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Metal bottled water!
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Eric,
this house is being represented
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by South Park Realtors.
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You don't get to just walk in
and show it!
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Oh! Ok! That's fine!
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I have tons of friends
in South Park!
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I'll get my own listings!
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Mayor: People...
this is the most exciting time
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in the history of South Park...
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As you know, there are people
from all over the country
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leaving the cities and coming
to small, rural towns like ours.
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It's truly incredible
for all of us.
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With this new surge of people
from urban areas,
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we're seeing more town money
from sales taxes,
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more profit
in our local businesses --
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My bakery has seen
a 20% increase in sales.
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Oh, I just love
all these city people moving in!
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That's right. It's great to have
chitty people.
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These chitty people come
with their fancy
chitty
clothes
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and their big chitty cars.
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You know,
and these chitty people
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have a chitty way
of doing things
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that will expose us all
to their
chitty
ideas.
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Yeah, and they've got city money
and city lifestyles!
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Chitty money,
chitty lifestyles.
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And they'll move here
and bring their
chitty
families.
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And their cultured, chitty kids
will hang out with our kids
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and expose them
to their chitty ways.
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I've always dreamed
of South Park
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becoming more than a little
hick town.
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And these city people
bring with them...a new hope.
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Here's to the future,
everyone!
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All: The future!
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Okay, so this is a three bedroom
two and a half bath --
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Come on in, everybody!
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Wi-Fi?
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- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha?
- LaCroix.
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You got about 2,300 square feet
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and there is
a finished basement.
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Oat milk. Oat milk.
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Detached garage --
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stairs head up to the master,
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which is an en suite,
if I remember correctly.
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Let's get on back
to the kitchen...
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Cortado?
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You've got a nice, big kitchen,
pretty, new appliances.
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Door in the back
gets you out to the garage.
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Excuse me,
what are you doing?
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Just showing them your house.
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Come on, let's check out
the second floor --
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Our house isn't for sale!
Hey!
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Nice, big bathroom
for the two rooms up here.
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Tweek's grandma
is staying in one of the rooms,
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which serves as an office space
when she's not here.
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And then we are back down
to the spacious living room!
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Will you please
get out of our house.
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Yeah,
we're just about done.
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Well,
what do you guys think?
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MacBook, Tesla.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that...
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My son left his MacBook
in the Tesla.
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Oh, sure,
well, let's head on out now.
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We can take a look
at Jimmy's house.
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It doesn't have
such sucky furniture.
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Let me talk to these guys
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and see if we can come up
with a number.
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I think I can get you
4 million for this place.
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$4 million? Really?
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I'll be in touch.
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Told you
our furniture sucked!
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Hey -- Hey, John,
I got some bad news --
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We just lost another client
to South Park Realty Group.
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What?!
We're losing people like crazy.
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These guys are ruthless.
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Who is this
South Park Realty Group?
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Has anyone heard of them!?
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It appears to be
mostly one agent.
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A-A pretty young guy --
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Can't have been in the business
that long --
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Oh, my God...
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That's a pretty
damn good picture.
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How'd he get
that kind of depth of field?
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I don't know he's gotta be using
some kind of soft filter --
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nothing I've ever seen.
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Alright, everyone!
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Looks like we've got
some competition!
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If anyone thinks they can take
our clients,
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they've got another thing
coming.
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Everyone get up.
We're gonna retake our pictures!
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All: Awww!
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No, no, no,
we're getting our butts kicked,
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and we need to show this kid
what we can do!
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Come on, Chris!
You gotta look really welcoming!
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Ugh. I'm trying--
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Come on,
arch your back more!
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I'm, ugh,
arched as far as I can...
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Come on, Chris,
you wanna lose another sale?!
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Arch your back more!!
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I-I got it --
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That's good, we got it --
Get in here, Carol!
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Got it! Ok, next!
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Hey, guys, it's Eric
from South Park Realty Group.
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Are you dreaming of moving out
of the city
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and into
the beautiful countryside?
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I want you to check out
Clyde's house.
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00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,842
This is a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home --
249
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,553
detached garage -- now listing
for just $3.5 million.
250
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:55,845
Let's check it out.
251
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,269
This house is so spacious.
252
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,937
I think my cameraman Butters
can attest to this.
253
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:05,813
Isn't this nice, Butters?
254
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:06,480
Butters:
Yeah, it's real roomy!
255
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,065
Just look at these amenities.
256
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,491
These giant, glass double doors
lead to the unfinished backyard.
257
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,535
Plenty of room here for a pool
or a horse stable.
258
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,037
This is just one of the amazing
properties we have
259
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:21,871
at South Park Realty Group.
260
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,914
We've got other great listings,
like --
261
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,544
And my personal favorite,
Kyle's house.
262
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,712
Get out of that sewage drain
you call a city
263
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:33,007
and start living the country
life you've always wanted.
264
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,091
South Park Realty Group.
265
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,970
Get out of the city
and into beautiful South Park.
266
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,406
Uh, Liane,
you got a call, line 2.
267
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,867
Sounds like a broker
interested in 4600 Highgate.
268
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,535
Ooh! Okay.
269
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,955
Hi! This is Liane
with South Park Realtors.
270
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:05,623
How's it going?
This is Eric Cartman
271
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,042
with South Park Realty Group.
272
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:08,959
Eric, stop it.
273
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,961
Well, I'm standing here
with some clients
274
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,630
who want to make a deal
on this Highgate place.
275
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,256
They wanna offer $175,000.
276
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,259
You are going to get me fired,
Eric.
277
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,554
And then we are going to lose
our home.
278
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,431
$175,000 is a great number --
$25,000 below asking,
279
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,141
but you know
you're never gonna get $200,000.
280
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,018
Don't worry, these deals
are always like this.
281
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,187
I am doing this job for us!
282
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,190
So we can have a roof
over our heads!
283
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,275
The HVAC all needs to be redone
and you know it.
284
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,611
I am not talking about this
anymore!
285
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,614
Okay, that's fine mom, why don't
you go to fucking hell?!
286
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,616
It always gets like this
with agents.
287
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,910
Don't worry,
she'll call back, watch.
288
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,789
South Park Realty Group,
this is Eric.
289
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,500
You are in so much trouble,
young man.
290
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,835
Okay, okay...
291
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,295
$180,000, but that's as high
as I can do.
292
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,131
We got it.
293
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,845
It just isn't fair...
294
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,638
We retook all our pictures,
295
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,306
and what does
South Park Really Group do?
296
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,393
They go and make a video.
297
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,646
And just like that,
they take all our customers.
298
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,816
I think maybe real estate
just isn't the same anymore.
299
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,278
Maybe we gotta start making
fancy videos to keep up.
300
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,824
Excuse me, there's all these
City People moving into town --
301
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,618
and I think I'd like to sell
my property.
302
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,289
- R-Really?
- That's great!
303
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,583
- Hey, hey, sir --
- We can sell your house!
304
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,501
Move! Move! Get! Get!
305
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,627
That's a very smart idea!
306
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,671
It's definitely
a sellers' market right now!
307
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,756
It's good you came
to South Park Realtors.
308
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,217
What kind of house is it?
309
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,854
Once in a lifetime,
a property comes up for sale
310
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,148
that is so unique,
it defies words.
311
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,483
We know that good houses
312
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,110
are getting hard to come by
in South Park...
313
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820
and that's why we are so excited
314
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,573
to bring you this exceptional
new property.
315
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,420
This is the historic
Aspen Park Hot Dog.
316
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,965
200 square feet of pure luxury.
317
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,050
Let's check it out.
318
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,228
You want to move out of the city
319
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,312
and enjoy the laid back
country life?
320
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,565
It's all here.
321
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567
Find out more about
this dream home today
322
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,695
at South Park Realtors.
323
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,370
Man: LaCroix? LaCroix?
324
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,205
- Wi-Fi?
- LaCroix?
325
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,124
Huh...
Sounds like
chitty
people.
326
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,798
Oh, no, there's way too many
chitty
people!
327
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,383
Go on! Go, go, shoo!
328
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,802
Too many of you chitty people!
Go on!
329
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,136
Go on, shoo, chitty people!
330
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,450
People...
We have a giant problem.
331
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,452
There are now so many
city people
332
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,745
looking for houses
in South Park...
333
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,874
that it could destroy
our rebounding economy.
334
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,917
Uh... How so?
335
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,462
I thought city people
were good for our economy.
336
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,132
They are,
but Mr. Kim has a theory,
337
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,051
and I think you all better
listen to him.
338
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,970
Mr. Kim.
339
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,640
What's the one thing
chitty
people hate most?
340
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,811
Other chitty people.
341
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,480
Chitty people wanna get out
of the city.
342
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,483
If too many come here...
343
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,236
South Park becomes chitty
344
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,989
and then all the chitty people
gonna leave.
345
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,160
We can't let that happen.
346
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,038
Not when things are finally
starting to turn around!
347
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,665
So then we have to find a way
to stop this.
348
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,461
It's the damn
real estate agents!
349
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,296
They're the ones
who are going overboard.
350
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,006
They only care about
their commissions!
351
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,384
Yes, we have to tell
the realtors to cool their jets!
352
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,180
Realtors don't care
about anything but money.
353
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,559
We have to show them who's
really in charge of this town...
354
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:40,356
Jimbo -- go to your gun store
and get the necessary supplies.
355
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,775
I'm declaring open season...
356
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,361
on real estate agents.
357
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,122
Cortado?
358
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:57,956
Cortado.
Oat milk?
359
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,918
Bottled Water...
Metal Bottle Water.
360
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,836
LaCroix?
361
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,836
LaCroix!
362
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,712
Metal bottle water?
Edamame. Edamame.
363
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,844
Cartman:
Welcome, Home Buyers!
364
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,221
I'm Eric
with South Park Realty Group.
365
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,224
We hope you're enjoying
the provided food and beverages.
366
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,393
LaCroix!
367
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,395
Yes, that's right!
368
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,563
You know,
here at South Park Realty Group,
369
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,357
we've had
some amazing listings --
370
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,566
Craig's house,
Jimmy's house --
371
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,362
but I think you'll all agree
that what we have for you today
372
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,405
is a whole nother level.
373
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,740
I present to you...
374
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,241
Tolkien's house!
375
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,371
- Baw?
- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha -- Wha?
376
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,081
These owners have just moved out
to a farm,
377
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,750
and we're listing this house
at just under $50 million.
378
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,924
Yes! Go on in!
379
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,552
Check it out!
Make me an offer!
380
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,138
- Pilates?
- Pilates?
381
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:58,434
You are in big trouble,
young man!
382
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,476
This is my listing, mom!
383
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,854
I have had it with you!
384
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,606
Come here right now!
385
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,606
This is my listing, mom!
386
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:04,940
Eric!
387
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,628
What the hell?
Over here...
388
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,713
What happened here?
389
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:32,426
They're too smart for us.
South Park Realty Group.
390
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,969
We tried to keep up --
391
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,471
took our pictures again --
ahghg!
392
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,306
My spine is broken.
393
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,310
Well, it serves you right for
what you're doing to our town!
394
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,562
You're driving
all the city people away!
395
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,191
Not us...
South Park Realty Group...
396
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,942
they upset the natural balance.
397
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,820
Real estate agents
don't really do anything.
398
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,447
If they start doing stuff,
399
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,949
then the whole housing market
goes crazy.
400
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,659
Where is South Park Realty Group
located?!
401
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,495
They're showing a house...
402
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,247
The Tolkien house...
403
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,584
You have to stop them.
404
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,005
Ahg! Help!
405
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,007
Somebody call
Child Protective Services!
406
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,176
Eric, you're only making it
worse!
407
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,102
I am not doing
a co-brokering deal, mom,
408
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,187
it's not gonna happen.
409
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,940
This isn't about that, Eric,
and you know it!
410
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,525
You're upset.
411
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,527
You're upset because you don't
want your mom to have a job!
412
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,111
That isn't true.
413
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,782
It is true!
You're scared and you're jealous
414
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,743
that a job will take
my attention away from you!
415
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,037
You just want to offer
the sellers a lower commission
416
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,248
to list this house and it's not
going to work, mom!
417
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,500
It's ok to be scared, Eric.
418
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,127
I know that I'm the only family
you have,
419
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:53,257
but you're making everything
worse for us!
420
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,885
I see one!
421
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,053
There's a real estate agent
right there!
422
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:03,225
There's a big one
and a little, fat one!
423
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,074
Eric, you need to stop this
right now.
424
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,492
When I close this deal, mom,
425
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,494
I'm gonna be the richest kid
in town!
426
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,080
It's doesn't work that way,
Eric!
427
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,165
You aren't going to make
any money --
428
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,250
you're just driving up
the market
429
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,086
and none of your deals
will make it through escrow!
430
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,922
Well, we'll just see in 30 days,
won't we?!
431
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,257
Except for some of my deals,
432
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,175
which have a 45 day
contingency period!
433
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,760
Fine, Eric.
434
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,138
Will you stop all this
if I quit my job?!
435
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,769
And you won't get
any other job?
436
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,937
No.
437
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,063
And your only job will be me?
438
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,858
And you'll be home
when I get back from school
439
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,027
and have my mid afternoon meal
all ready on the table?
440
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,029
Yes, Eric...
441
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,864
Yes..
442
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,464
Hold yer fire!
443
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,508
Come on out,
ya damn real estate agents!
444
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,805
Don't shoot!
I am not a real estate agent!
445
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,935
I am quitting as of right now.
446
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,980
And South Park Realty Group
is no more.
447
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,568
We did it...
We fucking did it!
448
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,167
Head Realtor: Real Estate
is a delicate balance.
449
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,295
It has to be left
to the professionals.
450
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,424
There's a great migration
happening all over America.
451
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,010
And if we do it right...
452
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,890
Everyone ends up in a home...
that they can afford.
453
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487
I think it's cool
we live in a hot dog.
454
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,034
We have everything
we need here.
455
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,202
We've got running water,
a couch to sleep on.
456
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,413
And most important,
we have each other.
457
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,886
Weak...
I live in a hot dog.
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