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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,920 So how about it, Nancy? 2 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,880 A comedy about nuclear weapons. 3 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,720 Satire. Mocking your husband and his government 4 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,280 for being so in love with them. 5 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,280 Charles will be furious. Please write it. 6 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,800 God, my husband's dull. 7 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,160 People aren't interested in bombs. 8 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,200 They want romance, seduction, 9 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,200 and me. 10 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,640 Isn't that right, Professor? 11 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,040 Yes, Mrs Kelly. 12 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,080 Please forgive my wife, Professor. 13 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,360 The film parts of drying up and so is her self respect. 14 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,960 Charles. 15 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,400 We were about to report you as a missing person. 16 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,520 Well, you know P.M likes to chat, darling. 17 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,736 You all right there, Professor? 18 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,520 Uh, yes, Minister. 19 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,720 He's worried about poor Mary's headache, 20 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,720 aren't you, Professor? 21 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,080 Hmm. 22 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,640 So am I. The poor girl didn't look at all well. 23 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,520 Go and check on her, please will you, Alice? 24 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,400 Mary Sparkes, 22 years old, 25 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,960 secretary to the country's chief scientific advisor. 26 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,000 You know who springs to mind? 27 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,080 Marilyn Monroe? 28 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,240 Victor Dean, found at the bottom of the stairs 29 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,720 in 'Murder Must Advertise'. 30 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,760 Turned out he'd been killed by a catapult. 31 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,800 Right. Well eagle-eyed Felix here 32 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,400 noticed something odd about this one. 33 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,400 The cut on her head, it's quite deep. 34 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,800 I thought. 35 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,456 Oh, yes. So we would have expected 36 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,120 some arterial spray, no sign of a ecchymosis either. 37 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,080 Ecchymosis? 38 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,440 There's no bruising. 39 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,520 In other words? 40 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,160 Young Mary was already dead when she fell down the stairs. 41 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,520 Are you sure? 42 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,920 I'd bet my Lord Peter Wimsey collection on it. 43 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,560 Oh, jolly good work, Sergeant. 44 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,200 Oh. 45 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,320 What is it, Sister? 46 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,000 It's her pupils. 47 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,160 They're like pin pricks. It suggests some kind of toxin. 48 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,320 The minister of defence and poisoning. 49 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Something tells me this is gonna get messy. 50 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,480 The maid who found her is on her way. 51 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,480 Poor girl. 52 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,040 All that champagne must've affected her balance. 53 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,480 Inspector, might I have a word? 54 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,560 Uh-hmm. 55 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,840 This is a delicate time for our government. 56 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,000 Can I urge you to keep news of this terrible accident 57 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,640 from the press? At least for the time being. 58 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,160 I'll do what I can, Minister. 59 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,360 Ah, here's Alice now. 60 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,200 This is quite the get-up. 61 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,040 Do you have a nurses outfit as well? 62 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,000 I'm working on a story and it just got a whole lot bigger. 63 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,880 Enlighten us. But keep your voice down. 64 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,760 Well, as you all know, Charles Streatham 65 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,320 is everybody's bet for next P.M. 66 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,896 He's also champion of the government's. 67 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,360 Traditional Values Campaign. 68 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,840 Ah, yes. Monogamy, abstention, religion. 69 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,800 A most commendable initiative. 70 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,680 Also known as the campaign for the end of fun. 71 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,560 Go on... 72 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,880 Well, 73 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,376 I picked up rumours that Mr. Traditional Values 74 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,000 was, in fact, having an affair. 75 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,136 So I pulled in a favour with a contact in the kitchen here. 76 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:58,960 And? 77 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,960 The rumours are true. 78 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,840 Or should I say, they were true. 79 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,000 Mary Sparkes? 80 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,240 Good Lord! 81 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,920 I saw the proof. 82 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,760 Which was? 83 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,840 A look between them. 84 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,360 Mary then claimed a headache and went to bed. 85 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,096 Moments later, Charles said he had a phone call 86 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,200 with the prime minister. 87 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,840 You call that proof? 88 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,496 Well it's enough for me to run a story under the headline, 89 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,160 'Murder Of Defence Supremo's Mistress.' 90 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,760 Who said anything about murder? 91 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,280 Spare me, Sam. The sister doesn't get called accidents. 92 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,360 I'm saying nothing. 93 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,200 Sister, look me in the eye and tell me the girl slipped. 94 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,480 I rest my case. 95 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,200 Fine, but you have to leave the house now. 96 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,680 Or I stay and help you find the killer. 97 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,640 Think about it, Sam. I can go anywhere, 98 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,840 listen in on conversations you can't get near. 99 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,880 She's right. Extra pair of eyes and ears and all that. 100 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,720 Oh, I'll do anything you asked me to. 101 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,080 You do not publish until I say so. 102 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,840 And you never ever tell anyone you were in this house. 103 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,920 Deal. 104 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,520 You have previous on breaking your word. 105 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,800 Oh, I won't this time. 106 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,600 Poisoned? 107 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,000 Only according to a nun, darling. 108 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,800 Let's be clear about this. 109 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,800 How utterly thrilling. 110 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,520 Aw, it's nonsense. 111 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,640 If that girl was poisoned, 112 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,800 it was with too much champagne. 113 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,400 And you are, um, Anthony Kelly, the playwright? 114 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,080 The far-left ying to Charles' centrist yang. 115 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,160 Ivy and I go back to Cambridge. 116 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,320 Ivy? 117 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,720 His nickname for me. Don't ask. 118 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,680 And we all know who you are, Mrs Kelly. 119 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,800 I very much liked, 'My Love of the Martian'. 120 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,440 Oh, please. 121 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,640 Call me Jocelyn. 122 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,040 Jocelyn. 123 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,080 This is supposed to be a working weekend. 124 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,400 S-sorry, you are? 125 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,280 Professor Azim Thomas. 126 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,320 M.O.D's Chief Scientific Advisor. 127 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,520 So Mary Sparkes was your secretary, Professor Thomas? 128 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,600 Yes. 129 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,880 The best a man could have. 130 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,040 How well did you know Mary, Minister? 131 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,880 Not at all well, I'm afraid. 132 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,576 Sorry, I don't mean to be insensitive, 133 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,480 but how long will this take? 134 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,440 Only I have a very important audition on Monday. 135 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,896 Well you must all remain in the house 136 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,920 until further notice. 137 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,640 But Inspector, if one of us is a killer, 138 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,920 aren't we all in great danger if we stay here? 139 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,760 There'll be a police presence around the clock, 140 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,760 but I certainly would stay vigilant. 141 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,600 My dad reckons World War Three is coming 142 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,480 and the Russians are gonna to destroy us all. 143 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,360 Your father was an excellent butcher, Peggy. 144 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,280 Let's just hope he's a terrible prophet. 145 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,440 Oh, Minister. 146 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Sister. 147 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,920 Any, um 148 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:05,920 progress? 149 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,720 Not yet. Still, early days. 150 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,440 Right. Well... 151 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280 Carry on. 152 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,880 What was that all about? 153 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:25,040 I suspect he may have been looking for this. 154 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,040 'My study, 10:30 PM. Think Marilyn Munroe. C, kiss.' 155 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,160 An assignation coinciding with the time 156 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,440 of Mary's death. From C. 157 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,800 Miss Penny was right. 158 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,080 It would seem so. 159 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,880 They'll have to compare handwriting samples. 160 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,080 So, Mary, heart racing, no doubt, came here to prepare 161 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,520 for her tryst. Moments later, she died on the stairs. 162 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,520 Say where was the poison hidden? 163 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,040 Fervour. Audrey Hepburn wears that. 164 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,680 The world's most expensive perfume, 165 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,960 according to Woman's Hour, 166 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,680 New box. Just opened. 167 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 I wonder... 168 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:32,720 Aw, my, my. It must be destiny. 169 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,976 On Monday, I'm auditioning for a Hollywood musical. 170 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,200 As a nun. 171 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,200 Oh, gosh. 172 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,560 She's a free spirit. 173 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,480 Falls in love with a father of seven. 174 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,760 Ends up fleeing the Nazis. 175 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,720 Oh, sounds just like sister Hildegard. 176 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,520 Married a chiropodist from Peterborough, 177 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,280 and now has four boys under six. 178 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,560 The songs are all pretty forgettable, 179 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,040 but I do it for the money. 180 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,680 It's down to me or Julie Andrews. 181 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,040 Well, the very best of luck with that. 182 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,440 You know, Sister, I find it incredibly helpful 183 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,520 to prepare in the clothes of my character. 184 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,880 I don't suppose you could lend me a wimple? 185 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,880 Oh, um, yes. No, I don't see why not. 186 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,080 Wonderful. Maybe there is a God after all. 187 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,320 A nun? Well she must be a very, very good actress. 188 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,880 Sister? 189 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,800 Look at this. 190 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,080 Another candidate for our poisoned. 191 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,360 Ah. 192 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,800 Good morning, Sister. 193 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,520 Morning. Did you pull an all-nighter? 194 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,960 Well, as Miss Bronte says, 195 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,800 'A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.' 196 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,360 Ha! Spare wimple, Sister? 197 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,880 Oh, yes. So that's for Jocelyn Kelly. 198 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,000 Turns out she's something of a method actor. 199 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,600 So, my research tells me Miss Jocelyn Kelly 200 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:04,160 has only remained fully clothed in one film. 201 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,720 A remake of 'Little Women'. 202 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,800 Play to your strengths, I say. 203 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,200 Anything else on any of our suspects? 204 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,640 Well, Professor Thomas has 205 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,120 some serious scientific pedigree. 206 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,720 Did you know he once ran 207 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,416 the nation's chemical weapons programme at Porton Down? 208 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,840 Chemical weapons? Doesn't seem the type. 209 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,000 So is this definitely the minister's handwriting? 210 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,640 Well the alignment, the pressure, 211 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,760 the flourishes on the Y's and T's. Unquestionably. 212 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,440 Huh. So much for Mr Traditional Values. 213 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,800 Hmm. Any joy with our M.O? 214 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,720 Well no nasties found in Mary's champagne glass. 215 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,320 Water or soap. 216 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,560 But she used this perfume for the first time, 217 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,640 just before she died, 218 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,760 and using good old fashioned 219 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,280 distillation and chromatography, I extracted this. 220 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,616 My spectrometer is trying to put a name to it, 221 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,440 but it's unpleasant, unstable, and most definitely 222 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,640 not a standard ingredient of Fervour. 223 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,800 So this is our poison? 224 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,040 Oh, it seems highly likely. 225 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,560 Superlative work as ever, Sister. Any prints? 226 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,680 Only Mary's, I'm afraid. 227 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,440 Hmm, shame. 228 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,600 Still, it seems if we find who gave her 229 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,920 that doctored perfume, we should find our killer. 230 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,920 Yeah. 231 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,280 And I know just where to start. 232 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,480 So, how can I help you, gentlemen? 233 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,560 We have confirmed that this 234 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,160 is your handwriting, Minister. 235 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,280 According to this, you were with Mary 236 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,520 at the time she died. 237 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,320 Honesty is probably best, given the circumstances. 238 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:36,240 Hmm. Mrs. Streatham must not hear about this, 239 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,080 do you understand? 240 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,320 I waited here for half an hour but she didn't turn up. 241 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,200 I assumed she'd gone to bed. 242 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,240 So you went to check. 243 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,520 No, I went straight back to the sitting room. 244 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,920 You gave this to Mary. 245 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,520 I've never seen that before. 246 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,720 Well she couldn't have afforded it herself, 247 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,480 unless she had another wealthy lover. 248 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,040 I'm obliged to ask this, Minister. 249 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,920 Was Mary blackmailing you? 250 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Aw, what? 251 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,280 Your reputation, 252 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,856 your chances of getting into Downing Street, 253 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,640 all depended on Mary keeping quiet. 254 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,240 Your marriage too, by the sounds of it. 255 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,560 Oh, don't be absurd. 256 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,920 There wasn't a malicious bone in that girl's body. 257 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,840 God bless her soul. 258 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,480 What a hypocrite! 259 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,720 But is her a murderer, though, Felix? 260 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,920 Poison requires planning. A government minister 261 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,536 would surely choose somewhere more discreet 262 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,280 than his own home. 263 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,080 Okay. I'll go see what I can find on the other suspects. 264 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,160 Good man. 265 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,600 Good. God. 266 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,000 So.. 267 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,960 What do you wear in bed, Sister? 268 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,680 Oh, um, well, um... 269 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,600 I can't lie. I've always had a soft spot 270 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,280 for Woolworth's pyjamas. 271 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,920 Here's my Captain Von Trapp. 272 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,520 He's certainly handsome enough. 273 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,880 Uh-hmm. 274 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,176 I want you to run a scene with me. 275 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,680 Uh, acting's not really my thing. 276 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,520 From So Maria. 277 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,000 Right, um, 'So, Maria, 278 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,400 have you found what you are looking for?' 279 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,400 I think I have. 280 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,680 Uh, I know I have. 281 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,880 I love you. 282 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,400 Oh, Captain. 283 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,040 Oh! 284 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,400 Butterfingers. 285 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,480 Um, I'd better go and give Alice a hand. 286 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,560 But Captain, we haven't finished our scene. 287 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,600 Leave the man alone, for God's sake. 288 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,880 They're only auditioning her 289 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,096 because the director owes me a favour. 290 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,040 Mmm. 291 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,440 She hasn't got a hope in hell. 292 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,960 I hope you burn in hell. 293 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,880 Never marry an actress. 294 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,200 Oh, I'm heading back to the lab. 295 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,680 My spectrometer calls. 296 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,360 The drop on the floor outside Mary's room? 297 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,240 Uh-hmm. 298 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,480 It was Brandy. 299 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600 That was close. 300 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,680 Thank you. 301 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,040 My pleasure... 302 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,440 Captain. 303 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,680 So? 304 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,840 Well Jocelyn Kelly was so drunk last night, 305 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,576 she got lost on the way out of the bathroom 306 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,416 and ended up in the library. It was only eight o'clock. 307 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,240 Maybe she was still drunk. 308 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,440 No, she's just barmy. 309 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,960 You know she slapped Elizabeth Taylor 310 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,680 at the Cleopatra premiere, and had a fight 311 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,576 with Audrey Hepburn in a Los Angeles restaurant 312 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,840 about eating disorders. 313 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,640 I think I prefer her holler and scream. 314 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,416 Was there any tension between her and Mary Sparkes? 315 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,040 Oh, no more than you'd expect, 316 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,560 given Mary was half her age 317 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,080 and getting all the male attention. 318 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,240 You were right by the way, about the affair. 319 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,840 But I just don't think he's our man. 320 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,000 Well, let's see. 321 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,136 We just need to find the proof 322 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,680 that Mary was blackmailing him. 323 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,920 Be careful, Ruth. 324 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,080 I can handle myself. 325 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,520 I don't suppose Jocelyn Kelly 326 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,000 was drinking Brandy the other night? 327 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,440 No. Anthony Kelly was, though. 328 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,000 Did he leave the sitting room? 329 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,080 Once. To get more cigarettes from his room. 330 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,040 When was that? 331 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,360 Not long after Mary went to bed. 332 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,840 I thought something was going on 333 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,760 between Charles and the girl. 334 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,040 So I went to check if she really did have a headache. 335 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120 And? 336 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,336 There was a key in the lock. I couldn't see anything. 337 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,520 So I went back to the sitting room. 338 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,960 Why were you so interested? 339 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,480 Because I cared about Nancy. 340 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,760 I don' want her getting hurt. 341 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,920 And did you tell Nancy Streatham about your suspicions? 342 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,880 Without any proof. 343 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,600 What good would have come from that? 344 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,000 Charles? 345 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,320 Charles! 346 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,680 Darling. 347 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,160 What did the police want? 348 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,560 Oh, I just, just routine stuff. 349 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,520 They know, don't they? About her. 350 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,520 Hmm, Nancy, for the last time. 351 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,400 There was nothing going on with that girl. 352 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,600 Oh, spare me, Charles. 353 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,896 Why in God's name did I give you another chance? 354 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,920 Nancy? 355 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,920 Nancy? 356 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,240 Nancy? 357 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,640 Whew. 358 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,360 So that perfume didn't kill her? 359 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,720 Our mystery ingredient turns out 360 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,160 to be seresium diflouride. 361 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,560 It's unpleasant but it would have given Mary 362 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,600 a tummy ache at worst. 363 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,920 So, how did she die? 364 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,320 Well, I think this was a binary poison. 365 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,440 Not one but two compounds combining in Mary's body 366 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,000 to create a single deadly toxin. 367 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,040 I suspect that perfume contained the second compound. 368 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,240 And what was the first. 369 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,640 Quite possibly ingested by Mary 370 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,000 from something in this room. 371 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,280 I mean, it all sounds a bit elaborate. 372 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,440 There's a lot to be said for binary poison. 373 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,840 Safer to carry around, easier to camouflage. 374 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,120 Now, why isn't that in an ashtray? 375 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,960 So does our playwright have a motive? 376 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,760 The opposite. Anthony Kelly clearly has the hots 377 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,360 for Nancy Streatham. 378 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,360 Mary, the marriage wrecker was good news for him. 379 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,360 Inspector! 380 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600 It's Miss Penny. 381 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,640 So Nancy Streatham knew about Charles and Mary? 382 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,960 Hell hath no fury like a wife scorned. 383 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,320 But I thought you said that 384 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,656 Charles Streatham was the murderer. 385 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,000 I know. I found this in his shredder. 386 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,840 'I can't wait to see this evening. You make me so happy.' 387 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,880 'Mary, kiss, kiss.' 388 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,520 Hardly reeks of blackmail. 389 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,576 Streatham has no idea you were in his study? 390 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,200 None. 391 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,880 Look, I need this story, okay? 392 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,800 You need it? 393 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,840 A contact at The Times told me on the QT, 394 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,240 there's a job for me there. I, I just need one big scoop. 395 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,160 The Times in London? 396 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,480 My dream job ever since I was eight. 397 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,480 I promised my father I'd get there one day. 398 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,840 Running your own empire 399 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,400 in Great Slaughter not enough for you? 400 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400 Well, clearly not. 401 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,480 Beautiful place. 402 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,160 Ah, It's falling to bits. 403 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,520 But as with politics, 404 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,320 it's how things seem, not how they are. 405 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,400 Some people may say that applies to marriages to. 406 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,520 Charles and I have a good marriage. 407 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,400 Uh... 408 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,280 Did you know that he was having an affair with Mary Sparkes? 409 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,800 You have proof? 410 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,120 Yes. 411 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,800 God, I'm such a fool. 412 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,120 You're telling me you didn't know? 413 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,480 I had no idea. 414 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,640 Not until last night, not until her clumsy exit. 415 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,400 Azim, I'm so sorry. 416 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,840 I think I'm going to turn in. 417 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,720 Of course, Mary. Are all right? 418 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,816 Bit of a headache, actually. Must be all the bubbles. 419 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,160 Oh. 420 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:52,960 Would you like the maid to bring you 421 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,200 up an aspirin, my dear? 422 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,240 It's fine, Mrs Streatham. Thank you. 423 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,320 Goodnight. 424 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,400 Goodnight. 425 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440 Goodnight. 426 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,720 Right. Update with the P.M. 427 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,040 I told Tony to go and check she'd gone to bed. 428 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,000 The look on his face when he came back... 429 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,440 Well, that's when I knew for sure. 430 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,920 Anthony Kelly told us that he didn't see anything. 431 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,160 Well the dear man was probably terrified 432 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,600 he'd turn me into a suspect. 433 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,400 But it wasn't Mary I wanted dead. 434 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:40,080 To bring a girl here, to make her a guest in my own house, 435 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,760 to be so cruel... 436 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,920 If Nancy Streatham had been ignorant of the affair 437 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,576 until that moment, she wouldn't have had time 438 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,976 to plant the perfume in Mary's room, 439 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,440 let alone administer a second poison. 440 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,040 So the question is, do you believe her? 441 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,880 I think I do. Ruth reckons this scoop 442 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,040 is gonna land her a job at The Times. 443 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,800 The Times in London? 444 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,480 Exactly. 445 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,880 I mean, why she'd want to leave Great Slaughter... 446 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,560 Well, I'm sure that you could persuade her to stay. 447 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,560 Me? 448 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,696 You should have to swallow your pride, of course. 449 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,720 Heh. 450 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,400 You are leaving? 451 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,960 The Order has recalled me. A position in the Mother House. 452 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,520 It's a great blessing to be needed. 453 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,600 Maria, wait! 454 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,240 What if you are needed here? 455 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,000 You will find another Governess. 456 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,160 And lose my soul. 457 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,720 Sister? 458 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,800 Yes? 459 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,520 The postmortem. 460 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,560 Oh, yes. 461 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,800 Anything in there that you didn't know? 462 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,880 Yes. 463 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,480 Mary's lungs and liver weren't just poisoned. 464 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,720 They were ravaged. 465 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800 Ravaged? 466 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,080 Outside chemical weapons, 467 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,640 I've never seen levels of toxicity like it. 468 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,840 Chemical weapons, eh? 469 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,120 Seresium difluoride? 470 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,760 Are you absolutely certain of that? 471 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,640 This is highly confidential, 472 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,600 but Serezium difluoride is one half of a binary nerve agent 473 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,320 we developed at Porton Down called Sintoxin. 474 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,720 Sintoxin? 475 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,360 The thing is, 476 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,160 last year one of our laboratory assistants 477 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,160 confessed to sharing the recipe for Sintoxin 478 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,400 with the K.G.B. 479 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,360 You're surely not suggesting the Russians 480 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,280 are behind the murder of Mary Sparkes? 481 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,840 The K.G.B are the only people crazy enough 482 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,040 to deploy nerve agent on British soil. 483 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,440 It wasn't me, it was a KGB assassin? 484 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,080 It's quite the defence, Professor. 485 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,400 We must speak to the minister. 486 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,520 What I am about to tell you is top secret. 487 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,720 Absolutely cannot be shared outside your investigation. 488 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,560 You have our solemn promise. 489 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,040 Last night, a document was stolen from that safe. 490 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,640 It looked like a harmless M.O.D spending review. 491 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,280 It actually contained highly sensitive information, 492 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,760 in microdot form. 493 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,840 How sensitive? 494 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,960 Pantarus is the UK's next generation of nuclear missile. 495 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,360 A pillar of our nation's 496 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,480 nuclear weapons strategy. 497 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,480 The plans for Pantarus were concealed 498 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,960 in a dot two millimetres wide within that document. 499 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,040 If Moscow got their hands on those plans, 500 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,400 the whole Pantarus project would have to be scrapped. 501 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,176 Setting our country's defence strategy 502 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,680 back a decade. 503 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,720 And you think a K.G.B spy stole the document? 504 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,360 So someone murdered Mary with a nerve agent 505 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,480 because she caught them in the act? 506 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,880 As I told you, no one else could do such a thing. 507 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,080 There is no sign the lock's been forced. 508 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,680 I will get someone to come and check it for prints. 509 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,200 There is one obvious candidate for our spy. 510 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,960 I found this earlier in here. 511 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,440 I assume you've done full background checks on... Alice. 512 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,440 Of course. 513 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,160 I don't even know her last name. 514 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,600 It's, uh, Kennedy. Alice Kennedy. 515 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,640 And there was nothing in Miss Kennedy's background 516 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,280 to suggest she was a thief or a K.G.B agent. 517 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,480 Naturally you've informed M.I.5 of the theft. 518 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,960 Yes, of course. 519 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,080 But until they get here, we're relying on you 520 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,840 to find that document. 521 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,200 The entire nation is. 522 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,080 M.I.5 relying on us! 523 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,720 Quite the vote of confidence. 524 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,320 I'll go get pack up and start a search for that document. 525 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,600 Not a word, okay? 526 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,600 Refreshments, gentlemen? 527 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,000 In return for an update. 528 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,600 What? 529 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,800 What? 530 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,520 Coffee, please, Alice. And some biscuits. 531 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600 There's a good girl. 532 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,480 Did that rather well, I thought. 533 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,640 Espionage and chemical weapons. It's Agatha Christie's, 534 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,280 The Incredible Theft, only even more thrilling. 535 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,800 You do know that smoking's bad for your health, Sister? 536 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,400 Research. That cigarette butt I found in the bin? 537 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,600 Well I found these chaps lurking in it. 538 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,440 That's funny looking tobacco. 539 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,096 Thanks to my mass analysis, I know what they are. 540 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,336 But would you mind awfully if I didn't tell you? 541 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,080 It's a state secret. 542 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,800 You mean that's our second poison? 543 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,280 Excellent. 544 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,600 Right, who smoked that cigarette? 545 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,640 Well, first we need to identify the brand. 546 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,320 Now there were no markings on the filter, 547 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,296 so I'm trying to match up the nicotine and tar levels. 548 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,976 Which is why you've denied half the village 549 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,400 of their daily fix. 550 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,240 Exactly. 551 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,880 Hmm. 552 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,776 Now in tandem, I need you to establish the brand 553 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,080 of cigarettes smoked by the three male suspects. 554 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,600 Right. 555 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,200 Why just the male suspects? 556 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,376 Well, because if either Nancy Streatham or Jocelyn Kelly 557 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,056 had smoked that cigarette, then I would have seen 558 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,936 traces of lipstick on the filter under a microscope. 559 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,160 Of course. Leave it to me. 560 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,360 Aw, lovely cuppa. 561 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,360 Thanks, Miss... Alice. 562 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,280 Incredible, isn't it? 563 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,800 What the inspector found out. 564 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,360 Oh, it's all right. He told me everything. 565 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,160 Oh, right. Terrifying, more like. 566 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,040 A K.G.B assassin here in this house. 567 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,680 I know... 568 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,640 Uh... 569 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,720 Yes. 570 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,120 I just saw Charles Streatham 571 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,320 smoking a packet of Kensington Slims. 572 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,920 Now, Azim Thomas smokes Filberts, 573 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,280 which leaves Anthony Kelly. 574 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,400 Sir, I did some digging back at the station 575 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,480 on Anthony Kelly. 576 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,440 Excellent work, Felix. What would I do without you? 577 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,280 You shouldn't have lied for me. 578 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,760 I happen to think you're worth lying for. 579 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,720 God. 580 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,400 Oh. 581 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:40,680 Nancy? 582 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,640 She wants to be alone, Charles. 583 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,160 Then maybe you should take your paws off her, Ivy. 584 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,160 You're a narcissistic fool. You don't deserve her. 585 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,600 You'd be wise to mind what you say. 586 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,920 Mr Kelly? 587 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 May we have a word? 588 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,600 In 1961. Khrushchev invited your play, 589 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,400 The Day Ends At Noon, to be performed 590 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,320 at The Moscow Art Theatre. 591 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,600 Visa records show you were out in Russia 592 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,920 for the whole six month run. 593 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,520 Plenty of time to be recruited by the K.G.B. 594 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,040 Why the hell would I want to work for the K.G.B? 595 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,840 'Communism is our most minimal demand.' 596 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,560 'Whoever is opposed is an enemy of the human species.' 597 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,720 My place or posture. Look at my life. 598 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,480 It's hardly textbook Marxist. 599 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,520 I went to Russia because Khrushchev paid me a lot of money. 600 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,800 And what did he expect in return? 601 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,240 Nothing. 602 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,920 Just having me there made him look good. 603 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,080 I found an interview you did where you explain 604 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,480 why Mr. Streatham calls you Ivy. 605 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,640 It's I-V, right? The Roman numerals for number four, 606 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,760 as in the fourth man in the Cambridge spy-ring. 607 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,336 Oh, come on. It's just a joke between friends. 608 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360 Mm. 609 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,216 Look, I'll admit to being a Bollinger Bolshevik, 610 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,080 but I'm no bloody K.G.B murderer. 611 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,240 Oh, and M.I.5 have already identified the fourth man. 612 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,000 Charles told me. Because he trusts me. 613 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120 Can I go? 614 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,480 Ah, I wish I covered the K.G.B agent interrogation 615 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,120 at Hendon. 616 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,080 Well at least we know what cigarettes he smokes. 617 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,560 W.P.C Button, what's wrong? 618 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,880 Me and my big mouth. 619 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,680 That was a low blow. 620 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,360 Even by your incredibly low standards. 621 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,880 You shut me out. 622 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,000 In the interest of national security. 623 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,320 The K.G.B using a nerve agent on British soil, 624 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,000 and stealing a top secret document. 625 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,576 You don't think the British public has a right to know? 626 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,120 I gave my word to the minister. 627 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,480 A man deserving of all our trust. 628 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,560 Aw, give it a rest, Ruth. 629 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,760 All right, so where's M.I.5 now? 630 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,416 Why aren't they here tearing the place down? 631 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,616 And why is the defence minister relying on you? No offence. 632 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,920 None taken. 633 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,440 This whole thing stinks, Sam, and you know it. 634 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,040 You need to leave this house now. 635 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,320 As if that would stop me from publishing. 636 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,000 Finally your true colours come out. 637 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,600 This is the scoop of the decade 638 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,960 and I'm not going anywhere. 639 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,720 Not until I find out the name of the person 640 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,880 that killed Mary Sparkes. 641 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,040 Mmm. 642 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,160 If she does move to London, 643 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,040 I'll be glad to see the back of... her. 644 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,280 Ruth's thinking about her career, and so should you. 645 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,080 Which means solving this case. 646 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,280 Bingo! 647 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,240 The nicotine and tar levels in this cigarette 648 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,440 match those in our murder weapon exactly. 649 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,520 Which brand is it? 650 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,600 Um... 651 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,440 Belgravia Milds. 652 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,400 But no one smokes Belgravia Milds. 653 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,200 Hmm. 654 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,880 So one of those three men has a secret packet 655 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,000 of Doctor Belgravia Milds? 656 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,120 Time to turn out some pockets, I reckon. 657 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,200 Right. 658 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,520 Captain Von Trapp. 659 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,840 Ah. 660 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,520 Have you found our killer? 661 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,440 Uh, We are working on it, Mrs Kelly. 662 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,760 What a relief. 663 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,560 I don't suppose your husband ever 664 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,920 smokes Belgravia Milds, does he? 665 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,120 Anthony? No. 666 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,360 Hurlinghams. Nothing else will do. 667 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,360 Why? 668 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440 No reason. 669 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480 How mysterious. 670 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,720 Darn it! 671 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,400 Allow me. 672 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,440 Thank you. What a gentleman. 673 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,760 Come on. 674 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,520 She had a pack of Belgravias'. 675 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,960 What? No, it can't be her. 676 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,680 There was no lipstick on the filter. 677 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,360 She used a cigarette holder. 678 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,520 Good Lord. 679 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,760 Jocelyn Kelly, a secret K.G.B assassin? 680 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,760 Well, my dad's going to be so disappointed. 681 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,840 Yeah, the question is now, W.P.C Button; 682 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,160 Where would she have hidden that document? 683 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,320 I think I might know. 684 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,400 C'mon. 685 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,320 I found her stumbling out of here at about eight o'clock. 686 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,200 She was drunk, claimed she was lost. 687 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,200 But what if the whole of last night was, 688 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,600 in fact, a performance? 689 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,000 How are we supposed to narrow this down? 690 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,816 She would almost certainly have chosen a title 691 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,120 that meant something to her. 692 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,720 Well. This is a nice surprise. 693 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,640 You're a far better actress than they give you credit for. 694 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,120 Your double life. Working for the K.G.B, 695 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,480 being an expert safe-breaker. 696 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,200 Good Lord, Captain. What an imagination you have. 697 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,440 But the nerve agent in your Belgravia Milds, 698 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,200 isn't imaginary, is it, Mrs Kelly? 699 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,480 'Great Hollywood Women'. 700 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,640 Great choice. 701 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,760 Anything? 702 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,400 'The Many Lives Of Mata Hari'. 703 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,560 Surely... 704 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,320 Oh, this is hopeless. 705 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 Hmm. 706 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,360 My career was going nowhere. 707 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,400 That's why I followed Anthony to Moscow like a pet dog. 708 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,280 When the Russians made me their offer, 709 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,360 they took what Hepburn got for Breakfast At Tiffany's 710 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,440 and added a zero. 711 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,960 So this was all about money. 712 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,240 Money and respect. 713 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,240 The K.G.B don't expect me to undress before they'll pay me. 714 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,800 And poor Mary. She spotted you 715 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,680 breaking into Charles Streatham's safe. 716 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,680 Silly little girl. She was in the wrong place 717 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,760 at the wrong time. 718 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,656 I knew Mary would tell Charles she'd seen me 719 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,080 coming out of his study. 720 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,280 She had to be eliminated. 721 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,840 Mary, Mary, quite contrary. 722 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,080 Why were you a Mr. Streatham's study? 723 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,480 It's his birthday on Tuesday, 724 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,120 so I've left him a little surprise. 725 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,360 Oh. 726 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,040 So, you and Charles, huh? 727 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:15,560 Don't worry, darling. I can keep a secret too. 728 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,240 Do you know what Charles' favourite perfume is? 729 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,880 Fervour? 730 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,120 I was given a case of it on my last job. 731 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:35,960 Take it. 732 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,040 Oh. 733 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,360 Thank you. 734 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,240 Now remember, not a word about my present. 735 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,120 She didn't deserve to die. 736 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,480 I know. I feel dreadful. 737 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,200 This is it. 738 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,320 What is it? 739 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,720 'Little Women'. The one film 740 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,360 that's allowed her to keep her dignity. 741 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,360 Have you eliminated anybody else for the K.G.B? 742 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,200 No, but to be honest, darling, it's only a matter of time. 743 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,720 Oh! 744 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,280 Next time you confront a K.G.B assassin 745 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,920 armed with a chemical weapon, please wait for me. 746 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,160 I promise, Sister. 747 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,240 Sir! 748 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,160 Excellent work, Sergeant. 749 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,520 With help from Miss Penny. 750 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Inspector? 751 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,640 Is that the document? 752 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,720 Yes, Minister. 753 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,600 This case will be the making of you, Inspector. 754 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,216 That hypocrite is going to come out of this 755 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,880 without even a scratch. 756 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,120 I totally underestimated her. 757 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,120 I'm here if you need me. 758 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,960 I have a feeling 759 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,520 we're going to need each other, Nancy. 760 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,680 It's going to be all right, darling. 761 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,920 Everything's going to be all right. 762 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 No... 763 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,600 No it's not. 764 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,600 Oh my God. 765 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,320 You've humiliated me enough. 766 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,080 I'm not prepared to accept public ridicule as well. 767 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,520 You can't publish without my say so. 768 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,800 You gave me your word. 769 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,720 Well, as you said, I'm not to be trusted. 770 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,320 Ruth Penny. 771 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,960 Now we should probably talk. 772 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,240 That's a good idea, Minister. 773 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,800 Once the country reads 774 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,840 what a philandering security liability you are, 775 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,200 they will be dying to hear your side of the story. 776 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920 A security liability? 777 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Well M.I.5 never came because 778 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,120 you never told them the document was missing. 779 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,720 I bet they didn't even know you brought it out here. 780 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,000 You risked our nation's nuclear defences 781 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,280 all for a dirty weekend in the country. 782 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,120 She worked out most of that on her own, to be fair. 783 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,240 You knew she was a journalist? 784 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,280 And you shared top secret information with her? 785 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,560 You're finished, Gillespie. 786 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,360 If my career is over, 787 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,000 I am sure as hell taking you down with me. 788 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,640 Well, that's that then, isn't it. 789 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,120 Maybe he didn't mean what he said. 790 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,656 Why did I let Ruth stay in that house? 791 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,120 What was I thinking? 792 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,520 She can be very persuasive. 793 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,160 Maybe Miss Thimble's hiring. 794 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,800 You've come to dance on my grave? 795 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,200 Tomorrow's edition. Sneak preview. 796 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,040 In the interest of national security. 797 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,000 What about Mary Sparkes? 798 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,280 Jocelyn Kelly lost her temper 799 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,000 and pushed her down the stairs. 800 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,800 Just as every other newspaper in the country 801 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,080 will be reporting tomorrow. 802 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,440 But your big scoop... 803 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,560 The Times, your dad. 804 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,360 There'll be other scoops. 805 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,280 Thank you. 806 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,000 There is more good news. 807 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,160 I bluffed. Told him I'd print unless he walked. 808 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,120 Good work. 809 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,800 I think you owe me a drink. 810 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,080 I think I probably do. 811 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,960 You in, Sister? 812 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:48,760 Peggy? 813 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,640 Yep. 814 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,240 Come, pull your legs up. 815 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,320 Why not? 816 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,760 I can't believe she did that. 817 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,320 She must absolutely love Great Slaughter. 818 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,280 Hmm? Unbelievable. 57919

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