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Previously, on
"Bob Hearts Abishola"...
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What the hell is that?
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My resignation letter.
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You want to talk about it?
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God, no. That's why
I wrote you the letter.
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Come in here.
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God, can we not make
a big thing out of this?
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It is a big thing.
You're quitting the family business.
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No, I am exploring
"new and exciting opportunities."
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What opportunities?
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I don't know yet, but I know
they are new and exciting.
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Thanks for doing this dinner.
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No problem,
sweetie.
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I actually have
some pretty big news
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- to share.
- Did we not get
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the garlic knots?
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- Oh, it's right there.
- Here.
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Maybe you should eat one
so we both have bad breath.
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Good idea.
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So, back to my news...
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Oh, speaking
of bad breath,
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Douglas, tell 'em
about the gift I got you.
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Mom got me
a toothbrush.
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With a Waterpik built in!
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- Do those work?
- Oh, yeah!
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It's like a bidet
for your mouth.
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So, my thing...
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Bob does not floss as
much as I would like.
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I have sensitive gums.
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That's why flossing's
important, Bob.
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I got a job!
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Oh, my God! Hey!
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That's incredible! Christina,
that's wonderful!
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Thank you.
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- That's amazing.
- Where are you working?
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It's an online company
called Toesey Woesies.
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Oh, no.
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Are you selling pictures
of your feet again?
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No!
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I'm the chief
brand manager.
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They brought
me on board
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to take their footwear
to the next level.
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Oh.
Oh.That sounds like
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- a great opportunity, Christina.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I-I really feel like
I'm a part of something special.
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You know, right now,
it's just eight of us
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working out of
the boss's garage.
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Garages are cool.
I love my garage.
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Plenty of great companies
have started out of garages.
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Apple.
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Mm-hmm.
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Other ones.
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There is a lot
of room for growth
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- in a company like that.
- Yeah.
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That is what I said
in my interview! Yes.
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It's gonna be fine, honey.
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Yeah, I-I know
it's gonna be fine.
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I'm not worried.
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Neither are we.
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Oh,
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you know, there is one thing...
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I knew it.
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You got to show more than feet.
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No. Uh, Toesey Woesies
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sells socks.
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So I'll be working
for a competitor.
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In a garage.
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I wouldn't worry about that.
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We're proud of you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And no matter what people say,
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any job that makes a
paycheck is a good gig.
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Yes. Well,
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actually, they're paying me
in stock options.
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That is terrible.
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Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing...
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*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 03 Episode 14
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Episode Title:
"Every Subpoena is a Tiny Hug"
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Aired on:
March 07, 2022.
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Poor Christina.
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What? This Toesey Woesies thing,
I mean,
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who the hell's gonna pay $20
for a pair of socks?
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What's that printed
all over them?
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It's either a kid
with a weird head
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or a smiling taco.
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Why would they put
a disfigured child on a sock?
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Okay, it's a taco.
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Still not worth
20 bucks.
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This company's
gonna go under in a month.
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You never know.
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People buy many stupid things
on the Internet.
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Like a little tiny vacuum
for your car.
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Do you want to sit in crumbs?
'Cause I don't.
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Maybe I could throw some
MaxDot business Christina's way.
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- You are a good brother.
- Well, I'm not gonna let
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my baby sister dive headfirst
into an empty pool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait.
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Toesey Woesies
was on Shark Tank.
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Mm, not everyone on that show
goes on to be successful.
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They grossed $218 million
last year!
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Really?
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Maybe they could send
some business your way.
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Tunde, I'm going out
to run some errands.
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Ah. Have a wonderful time.
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Are you going to be
okay here by yourself?
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Oh, yes.
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Because I will be doing
a lot of...
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this.
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Have fun.
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Oh, it will be torture
without you,
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but, somehow, I will survive.
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"Get Ready"
by the Temptations playing...
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♪ I never met a girl
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♪ Who makes me feel the way
that you do ♪
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♪ You're all right
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♪ Whenever I'm asked
who makes my dreams real ♪
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♪ I say that you do
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♪ You're out of sight
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♪ So, fee-fi-fo-fum
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♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
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♪ I'm gonna try
to make you love me, too ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
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♪ I'm on my way
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♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
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♪ If you want to play
hide-and-seek with love ♪
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♪ Let me remind you
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♪ It's all right
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♪ Of the lovin'
you're gonna miss ♪
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♪ In the time
it takes to find you ♪
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♪ It's out of sight
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♪ So fiddley-dee
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♪ Fiddley-dum
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♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
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♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
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♪ So get ready, so get ready
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♪ I'm gonna try
to make you love me, too ♪
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♪ So get ready
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♪ So get...
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Ah-ah.
Ebun.
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Where have you been?
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Uh, running errands.
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I came to see you.
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I have been waiting
nearly six hours.
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Check your phone next time,
dear.
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For the love of God.
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I'm sorry.
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The day must have gotten away
from me.
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As did the dusting.
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Did you notice your
bedroom ceiling fan was filthy?
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No. I have not
inspected it lately.
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Well, I did.
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But do not worry...
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I got right up on your bed
and scrubbed it clean.
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I had to hold her legs.
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Why don't you answer your phone?
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I also ironed all
of Tunde's shirts
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and bleached your filthy floors.
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My floors were clean.
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They were brown.
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That was the varnish!
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Now that you are home,
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I trust that you have
a plan for dinner.
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Olu, you did not.
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I did.
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It is fine!
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It is my cheat day.
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You have had a cheat lifetime.
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Olu, since when do you neglect
your household and your husband?
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Never, sister.
I will toss this out
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and make a home-cooked meal.
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Ah, no.
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You do not want this food
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stinking up
your freshly scrubbed kitchen.
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I will take it to the dumpster
on the street.
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I might be a while.
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"This bird may be flying,
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"but she will never forget
where she was hatched.
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Love, Christina."
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What a thoughtful gesture.
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Oh, that's a rough-looking kid.
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It's a smiling taco.
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Oh, the hair's cheese!
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That's cute!
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What's going on?
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Christina sent us socks
from her little Internet job.
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I have done some investigating,
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and it is
a very successful company.
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I know.
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They grossed $218 million
last year!
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I know!
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The box is also
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completely biodegradable.
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You can eat it.
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Don't eat the box.
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Christina suggested
the foot-shaped packaging
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when she was here.
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Are you sure?
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When she presented it, you said,
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"Honey, are you
on something?"
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Doesn't sound like me.
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Mom, to be fair,
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you were always shooting down
her ideas.
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Well, so were you.
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Every time she opened
her mouth, you'd groan.
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This is why I keep
my ideas to myself.
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I would love to hear your ideas,
Douglas.
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I don't have any.
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- Get her back.
- We can't do that.
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Why not? Well, number one,
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she's got her dream job now.
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Number two,
we already filled her position.
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All right, new guy,
what do you got?
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Well, I was thinking,
perhaps,
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with every sock MaxDot sells,
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we donate a pair
to people in need.
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I call it "Care Pairs."
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Honey, are you on something?
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Whoever gave you this
recipe is not your friend.
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This is Mummy's recipe.
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I do not think so.
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Mummy's recipe is not runny.
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It is not runny.
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Run-ny.
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Tunde has barely
even touched it.
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Why are you not eating?
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Because I ate the
Wendy's on the sidewalk.
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Maybe if you had
not been out all day,
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you would have had time to
make a decent meal for him.
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Thank you for your advice,
sister.
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Tomorrow, you should make
braised goat with obe ata.
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Not even you could ruin that.
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That takes two days to make.
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Well, we will start tonight.
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I'm very tired.
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How do you
think I feel?
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I have done your work all day.
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I did not ask you
to do that.
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Someone had to.
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Yes, you are the perfect wife.
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I am.
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That is how I have kept
my husband happy
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all of these years.
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And yet you are
6,000 miles from him,
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with no plans to go back!
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Excuse me! I have this thing in
the other room I have to go to.
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I cannot believe this is how
you treat a guest in your home.
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Guest? I do not remember
inviting you.
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I do not need to listen to this.
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You are as insulting and
as tasteless as your stew!
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Maybe you would have preferred
it be cold and bitter like you!
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Is it safe?
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It is safe.
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Ah.
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I have no idea
why we don't do
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these mother-daughter
coffee dates more often.
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I agree.
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Now that we don't work
together anymore,
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we can just be gal pals.
262
00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:47,160
Sure.
263
00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:48,815
Oh.
264
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,654
Sorry. It's work.
265
00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,960
Hey, is this an emergency?
266
00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:56,028
Then I'm gonna stop you
right there.
267
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,778
I'm having coffee
with my mother,
268
00:10:57,863 --> 00:10:58,754
so please give
the report
269
00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,837
to my assistant
and I'll circle back.
270
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,795
Okay, bye!
271
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,015
Sorry, where were we?
272
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,020
Boy, you've come a long way
273
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,285
from the girl who sat
in the yard eating dirt.
274
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:12,363
Mm.
Yeah, I'm on iron pills now.
275
00:11:12,699 --> 00:11:14,501
Whatever you did,
it's working.
276
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:18,150
Mm. Well, I had a very strong
woman as a role model.
277
00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:19,453
Thank you, honey.
278
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,684
I meant Abishola.
279
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,511
But of course you, too.
280
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,514
Well, I'm very proud of you.
281
00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:28,778
Thank you, Mom.
282
00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:31,255
Anyhoo...
283
00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:36,480
If you could
just sign this.
284
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,845
Well, what is it?
285
00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:40,224
Something to make sure that
business doesn't get in the way
286
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,573
of family.
287
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,054
It's just a silly little
document that states
288
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:48,188
any ideas you thought of at
MaxDot are property of MaxDot.
289
00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:50,016
I-I don't understand.
290
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,706
It's very standard language.
291
00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:55,020
You hated every one
of my ideas when I worked there.
292
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:58,745
Honey, just because I hated them
doesn't mean they're not mine.
293
00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:02,114
They're not yours.
They came from my mind.
294
00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:05,980
A mind which came
out of my body.
295
00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:08,904
Come on, you're a big girl now.
This is how business works.
296
00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:10,886
I am not signing that.
297
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,839
You want to go
that route, fine.
298
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,571
A cease and desist order?
299
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,984
You like dirt...
Let's play in the mud.
300
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:35,501
What are you doing?
301
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,017
Just thinking
about how I'm gonna die here.
302
00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:41,543
Well, do it somewhere else.
303
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,070
That's the point, Bob.
304
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,463
There is
nowhere else.
305
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,073
There's just
these four walls,
306
00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:48,761
and they're closing in.
307
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,774
You got to stop drinking
at work.
308
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:52,905
I'm not drinking.
309
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,182
I'm toasting.
310
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,245
To Christina,
who found a way to escape.
311
00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,940
You know, if you're
really not happy here,
312
00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:03,655
you could leave and
pursue something else.
313
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,948
I don't have the balls.
314
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,534
Yeah, me neither.
315
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,311
To Christina.
316
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,510
You know, when Dad died,
317
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,065
I had a choice...
318
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,241
Stay in school
or come help here.
319
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,370
- You picked wrong.
- I know I picked wrong.
320
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,581
Could've had
a whole different life.
321
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,946
I would be the voice
of the Toledo Mud Hens,
322
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,401
calling all their
games on AM radio.
323
00:13:36,823 --> 00:13:37,950
That's a minor league team.
324
00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:40,043
I'm a simple man, Douglas.
325
00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:41,168
Hmm.
326
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,819
What about you?
327
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,956
I'm here.
328
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,464
In every timeline, I'm here.
329
00:13:52,601 --> 00:13:54,503
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
330
00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:02,714
Usually when someone gets
a new job,
331
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,847
their family gives 'em
an "attagirl,"
332
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,500
not an injunction.
333
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:09,347
Man, you rich people
love to sue each other.
334
00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:11,845
Well, I can tell you,
I do not love this.
335
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,681
Your mother is
just trying to scare you.
336
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,640
Why?
She should be happy.
337
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,620
Happy that her daughter
no longer needs her?
338
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:19,401
- Don't be stupid.
- Well,
339
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,465
I'm sure you wouldn't do
something like that
340
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,620
to your children.
341
00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:24,855
I would destroy
my son's career
342
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,866
if it meant he would
talk to me again.
343
00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:30,843
She's the wrong person
to ask about family stuff.
344
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,700
I'm proud of you.
345
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,702
Leaving MaxDot
was very brave.
346
00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:37,543
- Now my mom hates me.
- Mm-mm.
347
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,881
She doesn't hate you.
348
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,167
What she hates is
that you got away.
349
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,215
And that you are
succeeding without her.
350
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,757
And not appreciating all the
hard work that she put into you.
351
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,454
And the sacrifices
that she made.
352
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,108
Like staying in a
loveless marriage
353
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,237
so you could have a
roof over your head.
354
00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:56,375
Yeah, that's not
really my story.
355
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,573
It is all you ungrateful
children's stories.
356
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,353
Wait, so, in a weird way,
357
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:05,319
she doesn't hate me.
358
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,126
She's jealous of me.
359
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,410
Jealous?
360
00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:10,129
Why would she be jealous of you?
361
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,792
You are successful
because of her!
362
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,909
Stupid, ungrateful children.
363
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,355
I think you're onto something.
364
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,992
Ha! Jealous. Idiot.
365
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,409
E kaasan, sister.
366
00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:36,304
Make your apology and go.
367
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:39,028
I have to re-mop
these floors.
368
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,422
Bob's cleaning lady
uses organic products.
369
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,445
She may as well do nothing
at all!
370
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:47,701
I am not here
to apologize.
371
00:15:47,786 --> 00:15:49,835
You insulted me
in my own home.
372
00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:52,888
Only after you almost killed
me with that runny soup.
373
00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:54,178
It was stew.
374
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,961
It was soup!
375
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,440
Do you know
why I left Nigeria?
376
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,187
Because Tunde was going
to take another wife.
377
00:16:03,752 --> 00:16:05,713
His family
were forcing him to.
378
00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:08,545
Because I could not produce
children.
379
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,105
I said many prayers for you.
380
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,193
And God sent
381
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,978
many blessings.
382
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,284
Tunde and I
are happy here.
383
00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:21,328
Away from the judgment
of others.
384
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,770
We do not judge you.
We pity you.
385
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,292
And I pity you.
386
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,914
Eh-eh! Me?
387
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,687
I have done everything right.
388
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,819
And yet
you are still not happy.
389
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,750
I am very happy!
390
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,824
I suppose you are so happy
391
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,797
you do not want this.
392
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,133
What is this?
393
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,281
A movie ticket.
394
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:47,250
Maybe, instead of
scrubbing floors,
395
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,437
you could have fun
with your sister.
396
00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:56,152
Does this movie have
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
397
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,071
I think they all do.
398
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,423
It is the middle of the day.
399
00:17:01,508 --> 00:17:02,589
What will people say?
400
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,504
Ah, we are old.
401
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,245
We do not get judgment.
402
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,188
We get discounts.
403
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,212
Hello?
404
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,344
I have Christina Wheeler
for Bob Wheeler.
405
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,587
Uh, okay.
406
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,672
Please hold.
407
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,390
Hold?
You called me.
408
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:26,178
Hey, Bob.
Thanks for taking my call.
409
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,571
Is Mom with you?
410
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,573
Yeah, we're all about to start
the sales meeting.
411
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,141
Oh, perfect.
Can you put me on speaker?
412
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,317
Christina would like
to talk to everyone,
413
00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:37,176
and, apparently,
she's got an assistant now.
414
00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:39,147
Can everyone hear me?
415
00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,250
You sound wonderful.
416
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:44,259
Did you have a chance
to think about our proposal?
417
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,328
I did.
418
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,514
And I just want to thank you
for suing me.
419
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,681
- We're suing her?
- No.
420
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,414
We're threatening to sue her.
421
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,903
This is why
I can't leave.
422
00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:56,281
I'm not a loser...
I'm a prisoner.
423
00:17:57,148 --> 00:18:01,164
This lawsuit has shown me
that you respect my talents.
424
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,314
Why would you sue her?
425
00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:05,053
Because she loves and misses me,
Bob.
426
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:06,572
All right,
you found out
427
00:18:06,657 --> 00:18:08,393
about my dirty little secret.
Now come back.
428
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,711
Aw, I can't. You know,
429
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,790
seeing the lengths that
you would go to for my ideas
430
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,749
was the validation I needed.
431
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,578
Every subpoena is a tiny hug.
432
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,376
Bobby, she's not afraid
of me anymore.
433
00:18:20,461 --> 00:18:21,581
Do something.
434
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,627
Ch-Christina,
I'm still playing catch-up,
435
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,107
but we do miss you here.
436
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,564
If you come back,
we'll give you a raise.
437
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,764
Uh, how about a raise for
the people that stayed loyal?
438
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,102
Excellent question, Douglas.
439
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,205
And now
440
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,771
you're throwing money at me?
441
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,947
Mm. My heart is full.
442
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,775
Well,
443
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,532
this has been great,
but I got to go.
444
00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:46,927
Fly away,
little bird, fly!
445
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,002
Don't you hang up, Christina.
We're not through talking
446
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,189
- about this!
- I'm sorry.
447
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:51,682
Ms. Wheeler
is no longer available.
448
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,384
Would you like to schedule
another time?
449
00:18:53,469 --> 00:18:55,485
I have Thursday at 3:00 p.m.
450
00:18:55,662 --> 00:18:57,242
That works for me.
451
00:19:04,148 --> 00:19:05,979
There is hardly
anybody here.
452
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:08,114
That is why I come
during the day.
453
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,297
The theater is mine.
454
00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:15,287
Here, have some popcorn.
455
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:16,984
I did extra butter.
456
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,857
If we eat it now, there will be
none left when the movie starts.
457
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,206
There are free refills.
458
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,055
No.Yes.
459
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,994
Surely it is to make us thirsty
and purchase more drinks.
460
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,828
There are free refills
on drinks as well.
461
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:32,695
It is as if we
are stealing from them.
462
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,564
This truly is a
country of fools.
463
00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:36,414
Hold this.
464
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,358
Eh-eh. What are you doing?
465
00:19:43,624 --> 00:19:45,117
Changing your life.
466
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,340
Mmm!
467
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:56,057
I jumped once
during a scary movie
468
00:19:56,142 --> 00:19:58,451
and invented
this wonderful snack.
469
00:20:02,403 --> 00:20:03,842
Can I tell you a secret?
470
00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:05,976
Of course.
471
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,228
My husband has not
called the entire time
472
00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:10,055
I have been in Detroit.
473
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,152
Do you want to talk
about it?
474
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,690
No.
475
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,867
That is the great thing
about movies...
476
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,744
For a little while,
477
00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:25,047
you can just sit
in the dark and forget.
478
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:39,328
Captioning sponsored by
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479
00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:42,985
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
480
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,563
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