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Previously on B Positive...
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Gina,
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how long are we gonna do this?
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Do what?
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I love you.
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Ah, the long pause after
I tell a woman I love her.
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Reminds me of my marriage.
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It's complicated. I just...
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I need more time.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Hey. Are you mad at me?
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Not at all.
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- Can we talk later?
- Not sure.
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I might need some more time.
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Stings, don't it?
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Good morning!
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- Hey, everybody!
- Hey! Morning!
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All right, let's get started.
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Gideon, any health updates?
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We need to keep an eye on Mrs. Jenkins.
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Her blood pressure's a little high.
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But... she's from Mississippi,
so that could be
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because a gay Black man touched her arm.
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Make sure she's taking her meds
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and maybe ease up on the show tunes?
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I have something I'd like to say.
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Uh, one second, Althea.
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Bert, have you hired a new dishwasher?
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Yeah, but I don't think
it's gonna work out.
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He's not real smart.
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How would you know?
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How would I know what?
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All right, moving on.
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Can I please say something?
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One more second. This
is super important.
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Another prospective resident has
chosen Golden Horizons over us.
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That is the third one this month.
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How do we stop losing people to them?
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We go on their Facebook page
and tell people they're sluts.
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Gabby, we don't slut-shame
other retirement homes.
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- Can I please speak now?
- Sure.
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- I'm quitting.
- What?
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Starting Monday,
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I'm working at Golden Horizons.
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Were you saying I'm not smart?
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? It's okay to have just a little ?
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? And it's swell to have a lot ?
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? On the bottom or in the middle ?
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? In a rowboat or a yacht ?
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? Love is what we long for ?
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? To be acknowledged and to be seen ?
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? In the end, does it really matter ?
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? If you're a prince ?
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? A pauper or a queen? ?
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- ? The more you give ?
- ? The more you give ?
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- ? The more you live ?
- ? The more you live ?
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? Your happiness is relative ?
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? And if you're feeling like crap ?
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? It's time to face the fact ?
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? It's your prerogative ?
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? Your prerogative ?
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? To be positive ?
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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You okay?
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My back.
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It's been a while since I lifted...
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weights.
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I'm the weights.
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Based on what I heard from my
room, it was a one-minute set.
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I can't hear. What are they
talking about over there?
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Bette and Spencer had sex.
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Oh.
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The chicken's good today.
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We got a problem.
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- What's up?
- You know how Mrs. Ludlum
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made the staff schedule?
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Maybe. Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Well, she did.
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Okay, what's the problem?
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With her gone, there's no schedule,
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and no one came in to
work the night shift.
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Well, what do we do?
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We go home.
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You should probably freak out.
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Tell her the other thing.
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There's more?
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You know Mrs. Hampton?
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That sweet quiet lady? Just turned 90?
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She's moving to Golden Horizons.
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That bitch.
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They sent two guys over
to get all her stuff.
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One cute, one didn't like to be tickled.
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So they're poaching our residents now?
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- Looks like it.
- Oh, man.
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- Anyway, have a good night!
- Bye!
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You're really leaving me?!
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? Up, up and away ?
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? My beautiful, my beau... ?
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Hello? How may I help you?
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Oh. Yes, hi!
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I'm calling from Valley Hills.
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I'm hoping to speak to
someone who can help me
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with the insurance claims
that we made on behalf
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of our residents...
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No! No, please don't
put me on hold again.
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Please! I can't listen to that music!
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? Tall and tan and young and lovely ?
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? The girl from Ipanema goes walking ?
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? And when she passes,
each one she passes goes ?
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Screw it.
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Hey. Got a minute?
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How may I help you?
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I need to, uh, submit these
gas receipts for reimbursement.
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Why you tellin' me?
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Because Mrs. Ludlum would
normally cut me a check.
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Do you see Mrs. Ludlum?
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- I don't.
- Well, then I don't see
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how you're gonna get your money.
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Is someone having a bad day?
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Bite me.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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I don't know how to do any of this!
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And I sure as hell
don't know how to compete
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with Golden Horizons.
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What if we went over there, you know?
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Checked 'em out? See
what we're up against.
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Like spies?
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Exactly.
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We'll pose as a normal couple
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just looking at retirement homes.
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Yeah.
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And we could have Norma come
along as my mom who I love,
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just not enough to let her live with us.
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We'll need new names and a cover story.
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I'll be Doug,
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a successful architect.
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No, landscape architect.
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With a drinking problem. Maybe pills.
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I'll work on it.
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And I could be your wife,
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Stacey, who's only
occasionally unfaithful.
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- Why?
- Oh, Doug,
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you know why.
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Wow. Swanky.
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No wonder you're crappin' your nappies.
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I told you not to bring her.
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And I told her not to come.
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Yet here we are.
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Look at this place.
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We don't have a chance.
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You really don't.
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I hate to say it...
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I wouldn't mind living here.
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- Drew.
- Doug.
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Check out the pool.
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Oh, and cabanas.
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And cabana boys.
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Those are cabana men.
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Stacey cheats on you with him.
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I get it.
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He's like an Avenger.
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Hi there! I'm Asher Singleton,
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regional director of Golden Horizons.
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And, uh, you must be the...
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Obama family.
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Yes, it's actually O-apostrophe.
We're Irish.
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O'Bama. Ta-tee-ta-tee.
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Hi, I'm Stacey.
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Uh, this is my mother, Norma,
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- my Aunt Irene.
- Hello.
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They're looking to move into
an assisted living facility.
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She has a titanium hip.
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And she wears diapers.
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Doug O'Bama, landscape architect.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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Uh, why don't we chat
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a bit and then we can take the tour.
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You might want to have someone
take a look at that ficus.
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Among other amenities,
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we also have
a four-lane bowling alley...
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three restaurants...
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and a holistic health spa
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with a natural hot spring.
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Oh...
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I guarantee you'll forget
you're even at a retirement home.
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Because it's great, not
because of cognitive decline.
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I'm in.
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Why don't you go wait in the car?
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Why don't you go wait in the car?
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Ladies, ladies, please.
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Oh, so sorry. Sisters.
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Half sisters.
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Oh, yes. Her father killed a man.
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Uh, charming.
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When are you looking to move in?
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- Oh, we're still thinking about it.
- Yeah, don't ask
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the old ball and chain
to make a decision.
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She'll just say she needs more time.
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Doug, like I said on our wedding night,
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get off my back.
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All right, kids.
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Settle down.
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We're also looking into Valley Hills.
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Valley Hills?
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Don't you love your mommy?
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Um, she doesn't love anyone.
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I've actually heard a lot of
good things about that place.
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Really?
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What I've heard
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is there is rampant drug
use amongst the staff
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and the van driver is having
a full mental breakdown.
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I've heard that, too.
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Plus, I just hired away
their best person
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to be our general manager.
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She is a gem.
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That's all well and good, uh,
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but what we're looking for is
a place that treats its residents
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with respect, kindness and compassion.
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Once a year, we take all
the residents on a cruise
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through the Caribbean.
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How do you frickin' do that?
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We're a huge corporation.
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We have our own boat.
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I'm gonna go wait in the car.
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This cruise ship,
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does it have slots?
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- One more?
- Mm.
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Nine more.
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You're really good at your job.
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You know what I'm good at?
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Nothing.
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I thought I was good,
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because, you know,
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look at me.
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I'm adorable.
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But...
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recent evidence suggests that...
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that is not adequate.
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You actually have to
know stuff, and I...
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I don't know stuff.
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I don't...
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I don't even know
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what I don't even know.
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- Have some nuts.
- See?
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You're good at your job.
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Oh, my.
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Now I know how Rose felt when
she went below deck in Titanic.
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Uh, no spoilers.
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I haven't seen it yet.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey.
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Mm, it's time for you to go home.
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Ooh, but I just got my nuts.
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Those are the best.
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When you wake up the next day,
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they're still in your teeth,
and you can eat them again.
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Yeah, come on, Gina, this
isn't accomplishing anything.
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Don't you get it, Drew? I failed.
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I completely failed.
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I can't run Valley Hills
without Mrs. Ludlum,
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and I sure as hell can't
compete with a place
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that has a damn boat.
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Okay, so you failed a few times.
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Success only has meaning
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if you've also failed.
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00:11:14,388 --> 00:11:15,998
Believe me, I should know.
270
00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:17,626
When did you succeed?
271
00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:19,235
Hey, I'm on your side.
272
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,488
Can I tell you a little story?
273
00:11:22,493 --> 00:11:24,936
Uh, Bert, now's not the time.
274
00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:27,757
When I was in culinary school,
275
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:30,486
I thought I was the worst one in class.
276
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,335
No matter what I cooked,
everything turned to diarrhea.
277
00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,569
Not literally, but was the cause of.
278
00:11:37,098 --> 00:11:38,665
Where are you going with this?
279
00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,106
Let's see.
280
00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:44,499
I worked my ass off, I never gave up
281
00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:48,602
and when I graduated, I got
recruited to be the head chef
282
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,218
at the Connecticut
State Prison For Women.
283
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:53,999
Which is also where I met my wife.
284
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,358
I don't even know what to say to that.
285
00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,017
No one ever does.
286
00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:01,741
Gina, do you know the saying,
287
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:03,879
it's not how many times
you get knocked down,
288
00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,632
it's how many times you get up?
289
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:07,225
I do.
290
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,694
It's time for you to get up.
291
00:12:08,699 --> 00:12:11,377
I don't want to. Get up, Gina.
292
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,405
No. I just want to stay
here with my salty nuts.
293
00:12:16,599 --> 00:12:17,775
Get up.
294
00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:19,595
Get up.
295
00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:23,439
Okay. Okay, I will.
296
00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:27,593
It's time to get up.
297
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:31,413
- Oh, God.
- It's okay!
298
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,582
I'm okay.
299
00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,093
No, I'm not.
300
00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:42,585
It'd be great if you could get
those insurance reimbursements
301
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,366
in the mail today.
302
00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,061
Payroll's all squared away,
303
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,007
the bills are taken care of.
304
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,142
What's so funny?
305
00:12:50,147 --> 00:12:51,945
You guys know how to do stuff.
306
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,116
- Why wouldn't we?
- You're old.
307
00:12:55,663 --> 00:12:58,244
I finished the staff
schedule for the next week.
308
00:12:58,249 --> 00:13:00,910
I happen to excel at Excel.
309
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,069
Yeah, say it a tenth
time, then it'll be funny.
310
00:13:04,648 --> 00:13:05,850
How's it coming with the, uh,
311
00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:06,943
Yelp reviews?
312
00:13:06,948 --> 00:13:08,689
I think I got a winner here.
313
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:12,134
"My grandmother checked
in to Golden Horizons
314
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,413
"a vibrant, fun-loving
85-year-old woman.
315
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:19,468
She's no longer vibrant and
fun-loving 'cause she's dead."
316
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,940
I prefer mine.
317
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:26,670
"Like the winds of
Aeolus in Homer's Odyssey,
318
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,366
Golden Horizons blows."
319
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,501
Mine's simpler.
320
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,241
"The rooms are small
and the people are ugly."
321
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:40,313
Hello, is this Mr. Asher Singleton?
322
00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:45,689
Hello, Asher, this is
Cynthia Wallaby Smugbottom.
323
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,469
How have you been?
324
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,693
What do you mean you don't know me?
325
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:53,392
I'm going to have your
baby, you scoundrel!
326
00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:55,395
Watch your step,
327
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,917
Cynthia, I think your water broke.
328
00:13:57,922 --> 00:14:00,391
Oh, God, no.
329
00:14:03,882 --> 00:14:05,274
What's happening?
330
00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:07,189
Well, uh...
331
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:11,024
sometimes when you have trouble
getting up, people help you.
332
00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:12,578
I don't understand.
333
00:14:12,741 --> 00:14:14,239
We're getting all the paperwork done
334
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,724
Mrs. Ludlum took care of.
335
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,753
Really?
336
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,570
It was his idea.
337
00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:21,490
Well, everyone pitched in.
338
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,454
But yes, it was mainly me.
339
00:14:23,538 --> 00:14:24,771
Thank you.
340
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:26,169
How you feeling?
341
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:28,437
Ugh, not so great, I...
342
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,521
Hold on.
343
00:14:33,129 --> 00:14:34,870
Nuts.
344
00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:37,242
Ew.
345
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,884
Nothing like a cold beer
after a job well done.
346
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,053
Mm-hmm. I'll stick to my hard seltzer.
347
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:48,582
- Yeah.
- Beer gives me the toots.
348
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,595
And is the job done?
349
00:14:53,044 --> 00:14:55,280
Seems like Gina's gonna need our help
350
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,200
until she can replace Mrs. Ludlum.
351
00:14:57,259 --> 00:15:00,827
We're here for her.
You need to hit the road.
352
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,896
Well, eventually.
353
00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:05,364
Okay... l-let me guess,
you're sticking around
354
00:15:05,369 --> 00:15:09,599
to "help Gina," right, hoping
she'll come to her senses.
355
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,083
Mm.
356
00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:14,107
The Jedi master sees
through his young Padawan.
357
00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:16,244
Shut up with that nonsense.
358
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:20,264
Seriously. You really think
there's a future for you two?
359
00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:23,656
Well, I did tell her I love her.
360
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,272
So what?
361
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,187
I once saw Ava Gardner
in a train station,
362
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,934
I yelled out "I love you, Ava!"
363
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:33,146
Frank Sinatra's goons
chased me for 11 blocks.
364
00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:34,654
What's your point?
365
00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:36,881
Well, I had more of a shot than you do.
366
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:42,967
I just wish she'd give me a chance.
367
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,482
Well, my old man used to say,
368
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,814
"Wish in one hand, crap in the other,
369
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,204
see which one fills first."
370
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:51,436
Hmm. That is an unpleasant image.
371
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:54,035
So is you sitting in a retirement home
372
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,781
waiting for the princess
to come kiss the frog.
373
00:15:56,825 --> 00:16:01,474
So basically, I'm a frog
with a fistful of poop?
374
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,354
Now you're getting it.
375
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,107
Gina?
376
00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:25,849
Some ginger kid unplugged it.
377
00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:28,419
What are you doing here?
378
00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:31,217
Uh, I missed you, I just
wanted to check in.
379
00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:33,488
Over here.
380
00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:39,785
So, um, how you liking your new job?
381
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,487
It's fine. I've got a big office
382
00:16:41,492 --> 00:16:43,645
with a view of the putting green.
383
00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:46,401
Hmm. Putting green. How about that?
384
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:50,403
I got to admit,
385
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,740
I had no idea how much
you did at Valley Hills.
386
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,489
You thought I worked 60 hours a week
387
00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:59,497
'cause I liked the constant
smell of old people?
388
00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:01,667
I don't smell it anymore.
389
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,621
It's like when you live next to a farm.
390
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:09,026
I'm sorry I didn't appreciate
you like I should've.
391
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,317
You and me both.
392
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,918
I want you back.
393
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,489
- Gina...
- Hear me out.
394
00:17:15,613 --> 00:17:17,789
I cannot do this without you.
395
00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:21,262
So let me make you general manager.
396
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:23,035
I'm already general manager here.
397
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,173
Plus ten percent
ownership of Valley Hills.
398
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,965
Are you serious?
399
00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:33,895
You are the glue that
holds that place together.
400
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:38,890
Now if we succeed, you succeed.
401
00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,706
I don't know what to say.
402
00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:43,191
Say yes.
403
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:47,895
I admit, this place doesn't
have the soul of Valley Hills.
404
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,723
I knew we had something they didn't.
405
00:17:51,223 --> 00:17:54,293
Yesterday we had to kick somebody out
406
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:55,601
'cause they lost their insurance.
407
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:58,216
- You would never do that.
- No.
408
00:17:58,221 --> 00:17:59,699
I wouldn't.
409
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,125
I also wouldn't know how.
410
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,712
Well, I appreciate the offer.
411
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,822
I just need some time to think.
412
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,723
I get it.
413
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,919
Boy, do I get it.
414
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,785
Thanks for talking with me.
415
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,569
- Gina.
- Yeah?
416
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,324
Do you still think it was
the right thing for you
417
00:18:23,329 --> 00:18:24,794
to buy Valley Hills?
418
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,192
I do.
419
00:18:26,197 --> 00:18:28,199
- Althea, do you have a moment?
- Oh.
420
00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:31,364
Mrs. O'Bama, how
lovely to see you again.
421
00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,301
"Mrs. O'Bama"?
422
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,090
Mm, got to go.
423
00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,459
Why did I do that?
424
00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:02,266
Hey.
425
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,360
- Hey.
- Hey, good news. Uh...
426
00:19:04,365 --> 00:19:06,395
Mrs. Ludlum's coming back.
427
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,160
Oh, that is good news.
428
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:11,984
I just, I wanted to thank you
again for everything you did.
429
00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:14,457
Well, you gave me a kidney
and I scraped you off
430
00:19:14,462 --> 00:19:17,102
of a barroom floor, I'd say we're even.
431
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:19,849
Yeah. I'm...
432
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,960
I'm really lucky to have you.
433
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:24,141
No, I'm the lucky one.
434
00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:30,067
So I have decided on my next adventure.
435
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:32,676
Oh. Valley Forge again?
436
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,247
I am intrigued by the
historical reenactments.
437
00:19:36,324 --> 00:19:38,731
I was actually thinking Alaska.
438
00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:41,020
Wow. Really?
439
00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:42,635
I've always wanted to go.
440
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,422
Maybe I can work on a
crab boat for the summer
441
00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:45,754
like in Deadliest Catch.
442
00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,631
I have a nice set of rain boots.
443
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:53,091
That's a long time to be gone.
444
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:57,199
I figured it would be good
for me to get away for a while.
445
00:19:59,446 --> 00:20:00,883
Are you sure about that?
446
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:02,926
I'm sure.
447
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,871
It just
448
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:07,314
feels like it's time for me to move on.
449
00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:30,779
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