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'My name's Maria Jackson,
and this is Bannerman Road.

'I've just moved in with my dad
after he and my mum got divorced.'

Oh, right, on the brush.

You've got some on your face.
There, just there.

Then,
in this big old house over the road,

I met Sarah Jane Smith.

She's a journalist...

who investigates aliens.

That's Luke.
Born yesterday, near enough.

Sarah Jane's adopted him,
and together, we saved the world.

I discovered that life was so much
bigger and stranger and better

than I ever thought possible.

Oi! Thank you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

But when school began, I thought
things might go back to normal.

I was wrong.

They just got weirder...

..and weirder...

..and weirder.

Wahhhh!

Now, you take care. OK?

Goodbye, Mum. Oh, I don't think so.

No, Sarah Jane's just fine.

Oh, hi, Maria.

Why were they laughing?

First day, and your mum's
kissing you goodbye? Is that bad?

Bit embarrassing. Plus,
she so wants you to call her Mum.

She said she didn't.
It's not what she said.

That's a bit flashy.
It's a brand new building.

There was an article about it in
the paper. Wonder what's inside it?

Not them. Scan along.

Where is he?

There! Him.

He's not that big. How will I fit?

He'll do. Get yourself ready.

I'll go fetch.

What can I do for you?
Stand right there, Tim.

Any particular reason?

Very particular.
Oops!

Happens to us all.

And I'll need those. Sorry?

Waaaaahhhhh!

I'm feeling anxious. So am I.

But you've been to school before.

Not this one. Budge up.

You new today? Yeah. Maria.

Clyde. New too.
Probably hang around with you

till I meet some cooler people.
How do you do? I'm Luke Smith.

OK, that was a joke. Now I mean it.

Good morning everybody.
ALL: Good morning, Mr Blakeman.

What's funny? The wife gave me
cabbage and bean tartlets last night.

Yet another reason
to despise Jamie Oliver.

Welcome back everybody, it's
a new year, hope you all do well.

Don't run in the courtyard, don't even
think of wearing make-up, and study hard,

because I guarantee
none of you are gonna be pop stars.

What's his problem?

So.... What else?

Oh, yeah.

What a bright future you've all got,
children of the world!

Etcetera. Right...

as you've seen,
we have a new technology block.

I'll be taking you over in groups to
look at our amazing new facilities,

starting with...Form 10B.

There are 16 classrooms
with broadband connections,

but anything dubious your adolescent
minds may be drawn to,

I've locked out.

I've signed us up for this.
First meeting's tomorrow.

Lunchtime science club?
And now I'm backing away.

Shut up!

Why is farting funny?

It just is. But it's a normal
process of the human bowel.

Are you for real?

Smells weird in here. Farts?

Dunno...metal, electric.

Like batteries.

Can I sit here?
Only if I'm not gonna shame you.

Well, I either sit here with you
or sit there with that.

What, there's someone worse than me?
Just.

So where are you from? Hounslow.
My parents split up,

so I moved here with Mum. Like me.
Only I moved with my dad.

Yeah, how's that? Better than
them rowing all the time. Yeah.

Ow!

What's wrong with that? It's mouldy!

What kind of slop
are they serving here?

Is it leftovers from last term
or something?

Sir? Sir? What?

How am I meant to eat that?

Just pick the bad bits off.

Great. That leaves me with a pea.

Mine's off too! That is disgusting!
What's wrong with this place?

It stinks, the food's rotten.
Something weird's going on here.

Goodbye, repellent pubescents.

Until tomorrow. This skin...
it's killing me round the legs.

Right. Time for a test run.

Now? What about the caretaker?

I've taken care of the caretaker.

Everything's ready. Come on!

Oh, I see, you've cadged a lift,
have you?

I offered. I dunno, Lady Muck,
getting the neighbours

to chauffeur her around. Shut up,
Dad. How was the first day, then?

OK. A bit weird, though.
The headmaster keeps farting.

Really? What, noisy smelly ones
or silent but deadlies? Eugh! What?

Place stinks like batteries.
And the food was off.

I'll make you a proper tea.

You go and get changed.
Bye. See you, Maria.

I want a proper tea too!

Make it yourself! I'm not your cook.

Whatever. No, forget it, it's all
right. We'll phone out for a curry.

Can't have you straining yourself
after your long voyage home, can we?

You think you're so funny! Yeah.

How do you get like that,
you and Maria?

Always been like that,
don't really think about it.

Anyway, the school can't be
that bad, they've just built this.

Someone donated the money and
this technology block was put up.

Looks incredible. Hold on. I did an
IT job in a school, in a new block

that looks like that. Was it built
by Coldfire Construction?

Yeah. Where? On the other side of
town. St Sheldon's, in Upminster.

That place smelt odd.
Sort of metallic.

Anyway, better go.

Stop her ordering the entire menu.
Bye!

Systems online.

That's it. Now, synchronise the
mega-wattage. Synchronizing mega...

watty...er...

That one!

Kept making social mistakes today.
I think I made one too.

Driving to school when it's round
the corner, kissing you goodbye.

Oh, we're both new hands at this.

I don't know anyone
except Maria and Clyde.

Maria's in different classes
to me most of the time.

And Clyde thinks I'm uncool. Clyde's
not the only kid in the school.

What if I make more mistakes?
Never make the same ones again.

Listen, anyone is nervous
starting a new school, a new job.

I've never been a mum before.
Do I have to go?

I could take you out,
teach you here. I considered it.

But you, Luke Smith,
you're going to live a normal life,

as normal a life as I can give you.

What if I get it wrong again?
It makes me feel...stupid.

Remember, you saved the world
the day you were born.

Not many people can say that.

No-one else can say that. That's
the problem. Nobody else is like me.

What are you doing? Checking up on
the firm who built your new block.

Coldfire Construction.

They started expanding 18 months
ago, contracts all round the world.

Some odd things cropping up.

Now they're putting up school
buildings all round London.

Makes a change for me.

Not aliens, is it?

Stabilising...

There!

Aaah!

Only me, come for a gawp.

Alan, this is really
kind of all right!

Thanks, Chrissie, I really value
your opinion. Don't be sarky.

Is Maria upstairs? I think
it went OK for her today.

What went OK for her today? Her
first day at the new school. Today?

My mind's just been
all over the place,

stress like you would not believe.

So why did you come round? To see my
daughter. Do I need another reason?

Oh, while I think about it,

you were gonna give me
that 13.5 tog double duvet?

Only you don't need it,
you've got the single.

Maria, love, it's your mum!

Lights out, London!

School can't be that bad.

I mean, like I said, it's
a much better catchment area.

Ooh, got to go, love. Ivan's taking
me to the pub, it's opera night.

The waiters sing while you're eating.

Oh, great(!)

There's a torch.

With a flat battery.
I'm not saying anything

I'll get the candles.

Power cut?
Yes, Mr Smith's not responding.

The computer just went pffft, and
guess who forgot to save her work?

I'll just see how long it'll be,
I can check the local power grid.

That's impossible. It never
loses power. Can't lose power.

There we go. Goes as far as
I can see.

Happened all the time
when I was a kid.

It once went off right in the middle
of Manimal, I was distraught.

Weird. Why's that happening?

Give them to me!
I can do it. No, I'll do it.

What was that?
It's destabilising hell!

Turn it off, turn it off!
Turn it off!

What?

Weird. Must be faulty.

Or the same thing that cut
the electric off cut this off.

Fantastic(!) Every station
in the loop is working,

but the stabiliser cuts out!

I'll fix it. You bought those plans
off that Wallarian,

you took his word it worked!
I'll sort out the storage problem,

then it'll stabilise, OK? Until then
I'm stuck here, in this.

Teaching science
on the planet Thick

where they still haven't worked
out string theory! Ooh, it chafes!

Oh, shut up! Don't you get it?

We're nearly there! One more step...

and we destroy this planet!

Science is my first class today.

Lab 2A, with Mr Jeffrey.

You'll be fine!

See you, then.

Oh, hi.

Oh, not interrupting? No, no, no.

Just making a start. Had a bigger
garden in the old house.

Do you miss it?
Yeah, well, needs must and all that.

Shame, I had a lot of plans
for that old garden.

Just didn't plan on my wife
running off with a judo instructor.

You ever been married?
No. Never found time.

Wise move. Anyway...sorry?
Oh, I was just wondering,

that school you mentioned
in Upminster. St Sheldon's?

I'm sure I've still got
the plans here somewhere.

Yeah, there we go.

Cost a fortune. They had
broadband installed, the works.

Where did the money come from?
I dunno, private funding.

What sort of journalist are you?
Oh, local stories, nothing exciting.

Maria was saying you'd travelled
a fair bit? Could say that, yeah.

What's that bit? It's blank.

Never went in. Coldfire kept that
to themselves, it was sealed off.

There's no door. You reckon
they're hiding something, do you?

Ooh, something mysterious
inside a school.

That would be ridiculous! A bit.
Do you mind if I keep this? No.

A transformer is
an electrical device

that changes the voltage
of the AC supply.

Such as your...

our mains electrical supply.

Anybody know who invented
the first transformer? ..You.

Faraday. Correct. Though he didn't
know what to use it for. What?

I've thought about it too. You could
get rid of the transformers,

get a better system
and induct power instead.

Just pointing out, I'm nothing
to do with him. Quiet!

Name. Clyde Langer.

Troublemaker. Noted.

OK.

You're cool because you make trouble.
Should I make trouble?

I hear talking!

run out, I'm getting a new one.

Let me see that.

Oh! What is it? Cold chip sandwich.

Made it this morning. Not chancing
my life in that canteen again.

Oi, you can't do that!

You can wait until lunchtime and
use the canteen like everybody else.

I'll report you for that!
Go on, try it.

Right. For tomorrow,
1,000 words on transformers! Oh!

2,000!

Hopeless, Miss Smith!
Even worse this term.

I believe you had the wiring
in your new block re-installed.

keep crashing. And look.

Look at this.

Fresh this morning.
Everything goes off.

And there's that smell.
Like batteries.

And it started when you got
your new technology block?

Hasn't anyone tried to work out
what's wrong?

a parent governor raised it
at our meeting. And?

Fell off his bike the next morning,
three months in traction.

Can't you feel it, Miss Smith?

Like...a thunderstorm's coming.

Hello, Miss Smith.
SHE LAUGHS

Incredible knowledge!

This child, Luke Smith, is a freak.
You really think he can help us?

Yes! We'll use him
to solve the storage problem.

A 14-year-old human? Something's
strange about him. These kids stink.

Acne and grease and coats
and crisps. But he smells...fresh.

When can you get to him? Very soon.

We have a rendezvous.

Welcome to lunchtime science club.

I had hoped for a slightly
higher turnout, but never mind.

There's only me.

And me. Carl.

Luke. Pleased to meet you.

Hi. Carl's the science star
of the school, supposedly.

Though I imagine he's probably
pretty rubbish compared to you.

Take a look at this. Now, over the
summer I've been having tons of fun

working on a new project.

What do you make of this?

Um... It's a model
for a giant capacitor system.

Purely theoretical.

Nobody could possibly build this
for real.

You designed this?
Yes, I'm wasted here.

Do you like it? It's amazing.
Let me see.

Now, I have a problem.

My purely theoretical problem is...

anyone? Don't tell me.

Oh, yeah. With this, you could store
huge amounts of electrical energy.

But there's a loophole.

Here in the storage,
it wouldn't stabilise.

That's my problem, well done.
Gold star.

No star. You went wrong here.

You need to add an equation
into the computer control.

Yeah?

I'll take your word for it.

The power stabilises, your problems
are over. Yes. All my problems are...

I don't know about yours, though.

And that school has exactly
the same problem as yours.

So I'm off to Coldfire Construction.

Do you want me to do anything? Yeah,

have a look round, see if you can
find where that smell's coming from.

OK, see you later. Good luck!

Who was that, then? Nobody.

Result!

Yes! That's it!

And he just handed it over!

Hilarious! Humans...

even the clever ones are stupid!

At last! We will be avenged!

We'll finish this planet tonight!

Someone looks happy!
I had double maths this afternoon.

Science club was brilliant.
Mr Jeffrey's really nice.

I think we'll be friends. You don't
make friends with a teacher.

Why not? You just don't.
Anyway, Sarah Jane phoned,

she wants us to look
inside the new block.

What are you doing?
Investigating the new block.

I left something in the new block.
What is it with you and her?

I've seen weird people,
I know weird people.

But you two, you're beyond weird.
Go find some normal people then.

Can I help you?

That's not right.

I want answers. Where are you from?

doesn't make any sense.

But where've you been all your life?
You don't know farting's funny,

you let your mum kiss you in public.
Where was your last school?

I've never been to school.
Your mum taught you at home? No.

And she isn't my mum. There are 16
classrooms in this building. Hold on.

What's Sarah Jane to you?
She adopted me.

Why don't you call her Mum?
She doesn't want me to.

What about your real mum and dad?
I haven't got a mum or dad.

Everybody's got a mum and dad.
I have a dad...somewhere.

This block measures about
1,539 metres squared,

so double that for both floors...

The area of each room
doesn't add up to that.

So there's an empty space...
through there!

I think you should go home.

So what are you saying
about our company then? Miss...?

Oh, you can call me Janine.

Janine.

I've been reading up. It's not just
these school projects in London.

You've moved from country to
country, hiring cheap local labour.

Yes? At your building in Santiago,
workers refuse to go in.

Food goes off.
Endless technical problems.

Valencia, Paris, the same story.
And another thing.

The plans for each building have
a large empty area behind a wall.

Why is that?

There's another room, a secret room.
Behind there!

I'll tell you this... But how do you
get inside? I'm not getting through.

Stop...being...strange.

Who's that?

I know you're in here...

I can smell you.

Ah, a little girl.

Fresh as a daisy.

Sugar and spice and all things nice.

She really shouldn't be hanging
around school after home time.

Not when I've got no reason to hide
in this stupid skin any longer.

because these projects are so far
apart, nobody connects them.

I strongly advise you
to leave right now.

If you know what's good for you.

Is that a threat? Yes.

What?

After all...

why should I hide?

That was your last chance,
Miss Smith. Be fair.

I did give you fair warning...

I am Slitheen!

Oh, I love it when they run!

Your Luke Smith's too clever by half.

He's right outside! There's
another one. I'm after her now.

Oh, it feels good, after so long.

Rejoice in your hunt, brother!

I know you're in here,
I can smell you.

Mmm, what lovely perfume
you're wearing, Miss Smith!

You're positively fragrant!

We're out of here, now, come on!

What? Where's Luke?
I know you're out there, girl...

That's only Mr Jeffrey. And
another one! A boy! You are sad.

Hiding from a teacher. What can he
do? Give you a detention? Come on!

Oh, no!

Run! It's no fun if you don't run!

The smell of human fear...

love it!

Kiddies!

Kiddywinks!

Run as fast as you can,
I'm coming to find you.

Raarghh!!

It's a door. And every door
must have a door handle.

About here?

Children, children, come to me.

We've gotta get out of here!
We can't. We need to fight them.

Quick, in here!

So, Luke, how d'you like
our little science project?

So where's Jeffrey? I heard him.

That's Jeffrey, that thing chasing
us. Oh, I'll believe it, why not?

Thanks.
Is there a way out through here?

No. There's no way out.
HE BREAKS WIND

Oh, no.

Ha-ha-ha!

I am a child of the Slitheen
and this is my hunt!