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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:07,540 Oh, hey, Calvin. 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,209 Ready for our, uh, tee time. 3 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,100 Oh, sorry. Rain check, buddy. 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,300 I'm missing a part of the suspension kit 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,200 for a '63 Impala. 6 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,620 It was right here yesterday. 7 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,680 Oh, well, uh... 8 00:00:24,030 --> 00:00:25,060 Is this it? 9 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,500 No. That's the muffler. 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,875 Right. Which is, uh... not part of the suspension? 11 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,200 Very good. 12 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:40,750 And tomorrow we'll work on shapes and colors. 13 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,890 Okay, well, 14 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:45,410 I don't understand. Why don't you just get a new suspension? 15 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,580 Because it's an original from 1963. 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,250 I can't just jump in a time machine 17 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,010 and go back and get another one. 18 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:55,209 Besides, Black people don't like to travel back in time. 19 00:00:56,770 --> 00:00:57,792 Hey, you know... 20 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:02,125 you don't think it was one of your employees, do you? 21 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,917 No. 22 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,280 I trust my guys completely. 23 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:10,900 Which is why I hid a bunch of cameras all around. 24 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,667 Did you check the cameras? 25 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:19,210 Di... Did I... Come... 26 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:21,840 Did I check the cameras? Really, Dave? 27 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:24,660 That's the question you gonna ask me? Did I check 'em? 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,209 You didn't check the cameras, did you? 29 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,834 Look, I just got robbed, Dave. Stop blaming the victim. 30 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:35,110 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 31 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,058 Why is the footage so grainy? 32 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,584 I don't know. 33 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:48,420 These cameras were state of the art 34 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,792 when I bought 'em in '92. 35 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,540 Calvin, I was 11 in 1992. 36 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,959 My View-Master had better resolution. 37 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:00,167 Oh, there's the thief. 38 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,334 Or is that a smudge? 39 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:07,260 Well, that smudge is stealing your car parts. 40 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:09,167 Unbelievable, man. 41 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,400 I mean, you work and you struggle 42 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,980 to make an honest living. 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,200 And then some lowlife just feels he can come and take it all. 44 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,980 - All right, well, let's call the cops. - And tell 'em what? 45 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,080 Find a working VCR, and fast-forward to the smudge? 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,049 Well, what are we gonna do? 47 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,629 We're just gonna let this guy get away with it? 48 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:31,420 No. The thief didn't take all the parts, so he'll be back. 49 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,680 And when he does, 50 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,440 I'm gonna be right here waiting on him 51 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:38,300 with my good friends law and order. 52 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:44,125 And I'll be waiting with my good friends Rizzoli and Isles. 53 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,040 Everyone take a deep breath in and hold it at the top. 54 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:59,020 This will clear your heart chakra. 55 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,580 One sec. 56 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:04,375 I've got to clear my porch chakra. 57 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,000 Hey, girl. 58 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,792 - Oh... - Oh, what? 59 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,917 Are you having a party? 60 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,990 Oh... no. 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,625 Oh, no, just having a couple of friends over; nobody you know. 62 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,750 Hello, I'm Aria. 63 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,334 Hey. 64 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:21,200 Welcome, goddess. 65 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:24,042 Ooh, you have a beautiful aura. 66 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,500 Well, thank you. 67 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:29,470 You know, I use cocoa butter. 68 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:35,875 Well, you came just in time for the tranquility sound bath. 69 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,520 Okay. Well, what's that? 70 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,620 Nothing you'd be interested in. 71 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:42,980 Plus, we're capped at five people. 72 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,290 - Fire marshal stuff. - Oh. 73 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:49,792 Gemma, there's always room for one more in the spiritual tub. 74 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,140 See, I am down for that. 75 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:54,460 But I'm not getting my head wet. 76 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,459 This is over $300's worth of somebody else's hair. 77 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:03,125 Okay. I guess nobody cares about the fire marshal. 78 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:06,790 Okay. This looks like so much fun, ladies. 79 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,125 You know, I used to play drums in church. 80 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:16,584 All my childhood trauma's coming back! 81 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,190 Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina? 82 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,000 - Tina. - What? 83 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,920 These are sacred bowls. 84 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,917 We play them to clear our chakras. 85 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,248 Chakras. 86 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,700 Okay. 87 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:32,834 The idea is to make them sing. 88 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,240 Here. Let me show you. 89 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:37,167 Oh, girl, nobody needs to show me how to sing. 90 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,540 Well, then, join me. 91 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,470 ? Ah... ? 92 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:49,659 ? Ah... ? 93 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:55,125 ? Chakra, clearing my Chakra Khan. ? 94 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:59,042 ? I'm ev... ? 95 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,959 ... ery goddess. 96 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,125 ? It's all in me ? 97 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,625 ? I can read your thoughts right now ? 98 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:10,875 ? Every one from A to Z... ? 99 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,834 This is fun. 100 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,500 You know, nothing makes me happier 101 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,917 than living with my parents. 102 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,380 Uh, yup. 103 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,334 That earthquake was a blessing in disguise. 104 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,334 They're not here, ass-kisser. 105 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:34,370 Hey, man, I'm just trying to stay in the will. 106 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:36,834 Okay, check out this picture of me and Necie. 107 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,792 We recreated The Lady and the Tramp. 108 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,000 God, you two are so corny. 109 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,880 I know. I know. We're perfect together. 110 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,099 You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, 111 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,375 but I think I may have found the one. 112 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:53,167 Wait a minute. Marty, you-you posted this on Instagram? 113 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:55,800 - Yeah, man. - You know, posting a romantic photo 114 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,590 after only a month is relationship suicide. 115 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,360 - What? - Yeah, you know, 116 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:02,209 you got to start with a soft launch. 117 00:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,030 Look, first start with a close-up of both of your hands. 118 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:12,960 Huh? And then, you creep on up, 119 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,370 yeah, to the elbows. 120 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,540 Elbows? 121 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,209 - Yeah. - I'm trying to show the world my girl, 122 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,625 not do a lotion commercial. 123 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:24,020 All right, but if you make your relationship official 124 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,200 before she's ready, 125 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,209 lotion gonna be all you got left. 126 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,167 You know what? What do you know, Single Person? Okay? 127 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:34,834 We hashtag "Black love" over here. 128 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,040 Hey, where did our picture go? 129 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,660 Oh, crap! 130 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,680 Necie untagged herself from my post. 131 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,834 See, man? You scared her off. 132 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,500 No, but we call each other "boo." 133 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,200 The parking lady at work calls me "boo." 134 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:52,830 Oh, it's Necie. 135 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,440 - I'm about to be dumped. - Wait, wait, Marty, Marty. 136 00:06:55,460 --> 00:06:56,709 Don't answer it. 137 00:06:56,710 --> 00:07:00,250 She can't break up with you if she can't reach you. 138 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,625 That is terrible advice! 139 00:07:05,209 --> 00:07:08,000 But I am gonna take it until I can come up with something better. 140 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:13,459 I mean, how crazy was that? 141 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,170 I thought the singing bowls and the crystal rubbing was kooky, 142 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:19,100 but that, uh, Reiki massage? 143 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,700 I mean, thank God I didn't pay for it. 144 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,370 You know, she never laid a hand on me. 145 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,780 Tina, this isn't a joke to me. 146 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,700 Oh, come on, Gemma. 147 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,950 You didn't think that was weird? 148 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,780 No. I believe in energy healing. 149 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:36,620 Ha! Since when? 150 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,360 I mean, come on, Gemma. We used to make fun 151 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:41,000 of the hippie-dippie Cali girls 152 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,790 flirting with trees and howling at the moon. 153 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,480 I mean, come on. 154 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,060 It's more than that. 155 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,417 It's about tapping into the feminine collective and healing. 156 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:55,667 Are you sure this is sage you're burning? 157 00:07:57,340 --> 00:08:00,830 No offense, Tina, but this is why I didn't invite you. 158 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:06,875 You have a tendency to be a teeny, tiny bit obnoxiously judgmental. 159 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:12,580 Well, I think "the collective" tapped you in your head. 160 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,917 'Cause you're falling for some New Age baloney. 161 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,030 It is not baloney. 162 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,625 And, you know, Aria was wrong. 163 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:23,417 Your aura isn't beautiful! 164 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,750 It's just okay! 165 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,840 Yeah. Here you go, Mr. Thief. 166 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:35,310 Ooh, please try to steal from me tonight. 167 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,310 'Cause when I catch your ass, 168 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,630 you won't have fingers to steal, 169 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,125 legs to run, or a mouth to beg for mercy! 170 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,240 That's right. 171 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:46,459 - We're gonna make him go directly to jail. - Yes. 172 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:50,548 Lock him in the pokey, send him to the big house! 173 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:52,990 Whatever it takes to scare him straight. 174 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,250 'Cause there's one thing I can't stand, Dave... that's a thief. 175 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:58,320 Especially one that tries to steal from me. 176 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,000 Come on! 177 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,670 This is exciting. 178 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,667 It's like a real-life stakeout. 179 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,125 I feel like Will Smith from Bad Boys. 180 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,140 Dave, if anybody is Will, it's me. 181 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,050 I'm at least two inches taller than you, 182 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,520 and America loves me. 183 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,084 You hear that? 184 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:23,667 It's the thief! 185 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,084 They've come back for the parts. Go, Dave! 186 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:27,530 Stop! 187 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:29,480 I'm getting too old for this! 188 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:37,334 They're out here somewhere. 189 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:40,209 There he is. Get him! I got you, you... 190 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:43,240 Where are you going? No, no, no. Come here, you dirty rascal. 191 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:46,330 Look here. I hope you like your toilets in your bedroom. 192 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,459 Yeah. You're done, bro. 193 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:50,500 Yeah. 194 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:54,590 Uh... Lady bro? 195 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,330 Ms. Bro? I... 196 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,709 Look, I'm sorry. Uh, what are your pronouns? 197 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,780 She, her. I'm a girl. 198 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,750 Which probably explains why I make less as a thief. 199 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,080 You're-you're just a kid. 200 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:12,000 What are you doing stealing car parts? 201 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:13,292 Because Enrique needs them. 202 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,167 Yeah, there it is. 203 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,750 Always some dude. 204 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:21,420 Yeah, you know, steal for yourself, young lady. 205 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,292 You're better than that. 206 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,667 Enrique is my car. I'm restoring him. 207 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:29,209 That's a '63 Impala. 208 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,380 Looks pretty good. 209 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,125 There's no way you fixed this car up. 210 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:35,459 Esta chica puede arreglar un carro mejor que t�. 211 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,700 What'd you say to me? 212 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,830 She said, she can fix a car better than you. 213 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:46,660 What? I am quasi-fluent in all the romance languages. 214 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:48,500 Yeah. 215 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,220 Yeah, whatever. 216 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,450 Just because you put a cotton candy air freshener in there 217 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,584 doesn't make you a certified mechanic. 218 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,680 You know what does? 219 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:01,140 Dropping in a 427-cubic-inch V-8 engine in. 220 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,300 And I changed the exhaust to Flowmasters. 221 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,480 - Oh, my baby Enrique is loud. - Oh. 222 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,500 She really does know her stuff. Sorry. Excuse me. 223 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:12,199 My car right now is making the weirdest noise. 224 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,630 - Hmm. Okay. - It just goes, "Urgh." 225 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,210 Okay, please. I'll give you your stuff back. 226 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,020 Oh, so now you want to humble yourself 227 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,290 now that you got caught? 228 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,940 Big surprise. It's you, Yoli. 229 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,375 Let me guess. Car parts? 230 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,240 Yeah. 231 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,280 So what are you gonna do? Call her parents? 232 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,340 Make her clean up trash on the side of the freeway 233 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:36,375 in one of those really unflattering orange vests? 234 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,750 No. I'm arresting her. 235 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,210 - But I-I can't do this to my... - I told you the last time, 236 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,940 no more warnings. 237 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,917 I need you guys to meet us down at the station. 238 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,830 Come on, man. I can't go to jail. Please? 239 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,180 Okay, Officer, look. 240 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,790 I'm not gonna press charges. 241 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,290 Really? Are you sure, sir? 242 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,880 Yeah, I don't think putting her in the system 243 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,542 is gonna solve the problem. 244 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,720 All right. 245 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,520 Free to go. 246 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,040 Don't make him wrong, Yoli. 247 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,790 Thanks. That was really cool of you. 248 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,630 Look, you're a kid, 249 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,610 and you made some bad decisions. 250 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:23,834 I'm giving you an opportunity for a second chance. 251 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,900 Thanks. 252 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,042 Deuces. 253 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,750 Hey, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. 254 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,920 No, this second chance comes with two conditions. 255 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:37,320 One... you work for me, 256 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,084 and two... you work for me. 257 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,334 I don't think so. 258 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,459 Oh, really? Dave, why don't you call the cops back? 259 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,740 - Okay, okay. - Yup. 260 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,119 You win. 261 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,300 All right, I'll expect to see you at my shop tomorrow. 262 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,334 And this time, you're invited. 263 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,875 And make sure you're on time. 264 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,417 Deuces. 265 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,499 Ooh, ooh, have to grab my car parts. 266 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,110 - Come on. - Oh, you... 267 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,140 Oh! 268 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,417 The renovations are starting to come together. 269 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,959 Marty, the kitchen sink is in the living room. 270 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,639 Yeah, and at this rate, 271 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,875 we're gonna be at your house another two months. 272 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,542 What? Mama, that is 1,460 hours. Uh... 273 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,080 Not that I was counting. Yeah. 274 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:28,834 Ooh. Oh. 275 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,459 No! 276 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,834 Necie's out there, and she's headed to our house. 277 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,500 She's trying to break up with me. 278 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:39,417 No. No, no, no. No. No breakup. 279 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,660 You like this girl, and more importantly, I like this girl. 280 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,709 Let me talk to her. 281 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:48,400 Mom, no. I can handle this on my own. 282 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,500 I'm not a kid. 283 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,459 But if I do get dumped, 284 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,140 can you have your shoulders ready, 285 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,450 and can you please make my favorite hot chocolate? 286 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,660 Oh. I got you, baby. 287 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,209 Mommy'll whip you up a batch from the... living room sink. 288 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,084 Hey. Oh! 289 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,880 Hey! You almost got me. 290 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,550 You would've deserved it. 291 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,920 Marty, why are you ghosting me? 292 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,320 If you're gonna break up with me, at least do it to my face. 293 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:19,739 What? I thought you wanted to break up with me 294 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,160 because you untagged yourself from our picture on Instagram. 295 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,500 Oh. 296 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,420 I untagged the picture from my professional account. 297 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,300 I can't be slurping spaghetti on my boxing page. 298 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:33,060 Unlike you, cute is not my brand. 299 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,520 Y-You're right. I am cute. 300 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,620 You know, you have no reason to feel insecure. 301 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,080 You got me, boo. 302 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,667 And guess what, boo? You got me, too. 303 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,209 Yes. 304 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,875 No. 305 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,450 Knock, knock. 306 00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:01,750 Oh, if it isn't the Jolly Green Goddess of Evergreen Drive. 307 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,040 Well, usually I travel by astral plane, 308 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,000 but I decided to walk over. 309 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,960 Tina, I am really sorry about this mess. 310 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,667 I should have told you I was exploring mysticism. 311 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,000 Why did you keep it such a big secret? 312 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:22,340 I knew you'd think all this stuff was silly, 313 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,300 but after my miscarriage, 314 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,690 I was searching for a way to work through my pain. 315 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,280 Nothing worked until I met Aria. 316 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,667 That goddess group really helped me heal. 317 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,200 Wow, Gemma. I had no idea. 318 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,690 And I'm glad you found the healing you needed. 319 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,160 And I'm sorry. 320 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,500 I-I would never mock anything that's important to you... 321 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,089 except maybe your husband. 322 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,792 Yeah, well, we all do that. 323 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,660 But just for the record, 324 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,459 you are a big source of positive energy in my life. 325 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,640 That's mutual. 326 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,875 And you know you can talk to me about anything, right? 327 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,000 I do. 328 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,040 All right. 329 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:07,680 Well, now that you're a goddess... 330 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,084 ... can you invoke anything to speed up my damn renovations? 331 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,119 Hey, I am just stepping into my feminine power. 332 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,667 I can't work miracles yet. 333 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,579 But I can make a bottle of wine appear. 334 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,292 - What? - Ta-da! 335 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,750 Ooh! 336 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,042 Amen! I mean, A-woman. 337 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,160 Thanks for not pressing charges. 338 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,000 I brought back everything. 339 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,959 Even the things you didn't notice I stole. 340 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,160 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 341 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,580 No. 342 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,540 The deal we made is that you work for me. That's part of the bargain. 343 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,220 Oh. 344 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,740 You were serious about that? 345 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,660 Yes. Now I may not call the cops, 346 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,760 but somebody in this neighborhood knows your parents, 347 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,330 and I will call them. 348 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,520 Good luck. 349 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,139 My papi got deported when I was 12, and my mom works doubles. 350 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,875 So, I take care of myself. 351 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,200 That's tough. 352 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,580 I'm sorry to hear that. 353 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,880 It is what it is. 354 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,100 Enrique was actually my dad's car. 355 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,770 We were working on him together, 356 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,160 and I was trying to finish him for when... 357 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,159 if he gets back into the country. 358 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,470 Well, he did a good job teaching you. 359 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,917 You just need to use your talents in a way 360 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,334 that keeps you off my security cameras. 361 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,625 Where are those cameras? 362 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,334 You don't need to worry about that. 363 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,620 You're right. 364 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:43,250 Hey, have you ever installed a throttle shifter? 365 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,830 No. 366 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,250 But I did try to steal one once. 367 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,200 Well, don't try to steal one twice. 368 00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:52,834 I'm nice, not stupid. 369 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,200 Here. Watch and learn. 370 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,150 Well, I got to say, your '63 Impala is nice, 371 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,667 but it's not factory original. 372 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,249 The '63s came with chrome mirrors and not stainless steel. 373 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,625 Sorry, viejo, but '63s definitely came with stainless. 374 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,292 Oh, really? 375 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,209 If only there was a way we could figure out who was right. 376 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:17,500 Okay. 377 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,330 Oh, yeah. 378 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,700 Yeah, here it is right here. 379 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:27,749 1963 Impala... chrome... and stainless steel mirrors. 380 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,334 So I was right. 381 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,792 And I was also right, right? 382 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,625 Yeah, but I was more right because chrome was first. 383 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,740 Oh. 384 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,140 All right, well, we've done enough for today, all right? 385 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,290 You can get on out of here. 386 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,380 Uh, I saw a Buick in the back. 387 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,660 Do you need any help with that? 388 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,320 Sure. Why don't you call your mom 389 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,419 and let her know you're gonna be late. 390 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,750 I'll text her. 391 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,667 _ 392 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,334 I don't know what she said, 393 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,042 but I'm gonna take it as a compliment. 394 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,580 Hey, hey, get back to work. 395 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:14,720 ? Whoa, my love ? 396 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:18,280 ? My darling... ? 397 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,360 Okay, now only three of our followers 398 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,589 are gonna get this Ghost reference, 399 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:26,042 but those three people are gonna really like it. 400 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:30,540 The only follower I care about is you. 401 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:34,459 ? Lonely time... ? 402 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,760 More clay? 403 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,167 - As much as you've got. - Mm. 404 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:48,680 What the hell kind of freaky mating ritual was that? 405 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,640 I got to tell Tina. 406 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:57,917 ? This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius ? 407 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,750 ? Age of Aquarius... ? 408 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,160 What in the hell kind of freaky female ritual is this? 409 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,500 I got to tell Dave. 410 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,880 ? Aquarius... ? 411 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:15,900 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 29522

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