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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,208 Marriage is such an important thing. 2 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,541 How can we be certain we want to wake up 3 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,708 every morning next to the same person? 4 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,541 You have everything you need to make a woman happy. 5 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,375 But we're still young. 6 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:12,083 Paul, don't be mad at me for this, 7 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,875 but I don't feel ready for marriage yet. 8 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,333 You understand, don't you? 9 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:19,291 Absolutely. 10 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,000 DOMEC DATING AGENCY 11 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,416 Guess who! 12 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,375 Someone who's poking my eyeball! 13 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:45,208 -How are you? -As happy as a socialist. 14 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,750 So, how did it go with your fiancee? 15 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:50,416 She hasn't moved since the war, covered in cobwebs, 16 00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:52,833 and yet, she's being fussy. 17 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:54,958 You go to meet them, not to marry them! 18 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,833 Honestly! Rejected by an old, rotten-smelling woman, 19 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,875 how depressing! 20 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,791 Paul, I need you. 21 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:07,166 Mom! I have all this paperwork to do! 22 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,666 These books won't keep themselves! 23 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,958 Liberal professions are booming. Put your bow-tie back on. 24 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:14,250 And hurry up! The client won't wait. 25 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:36,208 We� we had an appointment? 26 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:37,833 Yes. 27 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,250 Doctor Paul Martin. 28 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:50,958 -Barbara Penning. Nice to meet you. -And you. 29 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,541 We should sit down. 30 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:02,208 You're a doctor? 31 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:06,541 Uh, yes, no, uh� Yes, Doctor Paul Martin. And you? 32 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:09,666 -No, I'm not a doctor at all. -That's okay. 33 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:14,333 -Are you� American? -No. 34 00:04:14,416 --> 00:04:15,416 British? 35 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:19,500 -Sorry, it's not my fault. -That's not a problem. 36 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:24,000 I must warn you, I'm not good for business. 37 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:25,750 Sorry? 38 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:29,000 For a doctor, I mean. I'm in good health, I never get sick. 39 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,666 Oh, I see� 40 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:35,916 Have you been trying to get married for long? 41 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,375 You're the first one I've met. 42 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:43,791 -What do you want in a woman? -Well, uh� 43 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,708 She has to be a woman, I mean, a real woman. 44 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:48,916 Oh? Are there fake women? 45 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:53,333 No, no, but some women are, uh� 46 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:55,625 What would your ideal woman be like? 47 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:59,000 Well, first of all, I'd want her to be smart� 48 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,458 -Hi! -Pretty� And she must like kids. 49 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,833 So, you want to get married to have kids. 50 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,666 -No, no, no! -You alright? 51 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:07,750 Yeah. 52 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:10,833 How's your article going? 53 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:15,166 Well, I met a sad little doc with lots of issues. 54 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,708 That's normal! 55 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:20,833 A self-confident, happy guy wouldn't sign up with a dating agency. 56 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,250 Yeah, I know, but I feel uncomfortable 57 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:26,750 putting on an act for all these lost souls. 58 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:30,208 You're too sentimental. It'll be your downfall! 59 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,041 I just feel sorry for them. 60 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,333 You weren't hoping to meet Paul Newman, were you? 61 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:38,041 Do you know the story of the little coffee? 62 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,625 -No. -In its underwear? 63 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:42,291 -What? Why? -No, forget it. 64 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,625 Wait, here's another: Vivo and Viva are putting on hair products. 65 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:48,166 Viva's a girl, okay? That's very important. 66 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,375 What product does Viva put on? 67 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,166 "Vivagel", of course! 68 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:58,166 No, you probably don't get it, you're not French. 69 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:01,291 It's from a TV ad. It doesn't work with another brand name. 70 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,791 I've got one: 71 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,875 Why don't Chinese women ever use this finger? 72 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,416 Because it's your finger! 73 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:12,333 No, no, it's very funny! But I already knew that one. 74 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,375 -Are you religious? -Yes, but I don't practice. 75 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:20,958 Same for me with riding a bike. I believe I can, but I don't practice. 76 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,083 Are your parents still alive? 77 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,791 My mother, especially! 78 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,666 Tell me about yourself. 79 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,041 Do I interest you that much? 80 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,458 What do you want to know? 81 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:34,666 Everything. 82 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,666 Hey, miss! This is my spot. 83 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:16,875 Excuse me, miss. That's my spot. 84 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,458 Do you have ten dimes on you? 85 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:20,791 That's my spot! 86 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:24,416 Maybe four quarters, or 20 nickels? 87 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,041 I said, that's my spot! 88 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:29,833 It was your spot, but that's in the past. Now, think about the future. 89 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:33,916 Be nice, go get some change and put it in the machine, or I'll get a ticket. 90 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,916 Thanks in advance! 91 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,541 Another bouncing check won't do! 92 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,500 Guess who! 93 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:06,583 Stop it! 94 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,166 You know, love at first sight is quite rare. 95 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:13,625 Well, Doctor Paul Martin is very nice, 96 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,791 and funny too. But� 97 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,916 I understand. Alright, then. 98 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:25,833 I'll introduce you to a man who's elegant, very classy, a great guy: 99 00:08:25,916 --> 00:08:26,916 Julien Duchemin. 100 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,625 Sorry I'm late, but-- 101 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,875 I couldn't find a parking spot. 102 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:44,166 Really? I was lucky. 103 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,916 I found one right away! 104 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,541 You thinking about what you'll get me for my birthday? 105 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,375 -No, about whether God exists! -Oh. 106 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,208 And what's your conclusion? 107 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:01,541 It's got pros and cons. 108 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:04,875 Hello, everyone. 109 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:08,166 -Well, lovebirds? All good? -As good as socialists. 110 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:11,041 Got anything for me this morning? Life insurance? 111 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:14,208 -No, it's quiet. -Come on, check. A little mutual fund? 112 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,708 No, you crook. Zilch! 113 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,166 Oh, times are hard. 114 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,625 Well� 115 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:21,000 Anyway, I trust you. 116 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:24,416 If there's talk of marriage, call me to tell me the names! 117 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,750 As usual. 118 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,791 Same goes for you. Once you're done with this loser, 119 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:31,500 and you want to know real love, give me a call. 120 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:34,083 -I'll think about it. -Alright, see ya! 121 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:38,500 That kid's pretty nice. 122 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:39,958 But he might bite. 123 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:44,416 -We don't need to take both cars. -You're right. We'll take mine. 124 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,541 I get scared when I'm not driving. 125 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:50,000 Oh, shit! Who's the asshole who did that? 126 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:51,125 It was me. 127 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:53,250 -What? -Sorry, but it felt so nice. 128 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:57,708 Really? In that case, we better take your car. 129 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:58,791 I guess. 130 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:02,875 Was that Ms. Penning leaving? 131 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,166 Did she mention me? 132 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,291 Don't worry, she thought you really were a doctor. 133 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,750 Right, sure, but� 134 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:14,541 As a man? 135 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,250 No. No, nothing special. 136 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,291 "Nothing special." 137 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,291 Even if she did, you wouldn't tell me. 138 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,791 You've always stuck your nose in my love life! 139 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,416 -Calm down! -I won't calm down! 140 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,458 I'm sick of this! I'm suffocating here! 141 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,875 I'm an accountant, a sidekick, play dress-up. 142 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:36,125 For once, I meet someone else than an old bag, and you butt in! 143 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:39,875 Want to keep me for yourself? Just tell me! Until what age? 144 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,458 Until I'm 60? 145 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,416 Want me to tell you what she said? 146 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,666 "Very sweet, but not love at first sight." 147 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:49,875 What do you know? Were you there, on our date? 148 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,500 I could feel something was happening, I was there! 149 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,875 And maybe it's love at first sight, but slightly delayed! 150 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,041 That does exist! 151 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,833 She'll call me and ask to go out together. 152 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:03,083 She'll say she's in love with me, and I can marry her whenever! 153 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,541 -Why not? -Why not? 154 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,125 No hesitation, I'll agree right away! 155 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:11,250 How about in the meantime, you go back to work, okay? 156 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:13,958 In the meantime. 157 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,458 In the meantime! 158 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,250 So, you have no family in Paris at all? 159 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:24,333 I don't have any in London anyway, so definitely not here! 160 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,666 -You're a poor immigrant worker. -Especially the immigrant part. 161 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,333 Like them. 162 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,791 Poor things, so far from Africa. 163 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:46,500 Sorry, sir, it's my first time here. I can't find the exit. 164 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,291 Thank you. 165 00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,958 -Look how cute! -Let it go! 166 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,041 Let go! 167 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,958 -What's the matter with you? -You're completely oblivious! 168 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:11,458 -I had the same stuffed animal as a kid. -That one's not stuffed. 169 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,666 Good day, I'm Captain Paul Martin. 170 00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:23,916 Nice to meet you. 171 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,291 -May I ask you a question? -Sure. 172 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,916 Just because, I thought� Well� 173 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,708 Normally, given the way you look, 174 00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:37,291 you shouldn't have any trouble getting married. 175 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,666 Neither should you! 176 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,125 No, it's not the same. 177 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,958 Where do you think you are? 178 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,041 Excuse me? 179 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,541 If a waiter drops your steak at a restaurant, 180 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,833 does he put it back on the plate? No! 181 00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,583 Would you eat meat that's been trailing on the floor? 182 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:02,583 -No. -Then, why did you give it to him? 183 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,000 Next time, you're fired. I'm warning you. 184 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,083 Yes, sir. 185 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,041 I'm so sorry, but I can't stand incompetence. 186 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,708 Wait, this place is yours? 187 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,541 -This is yours? -Yes. 188 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,625 That's incredible! 189 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,958 See that one? I practically bottled-fed him. 190 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,416 Now, that's something I'd love to do! 191 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,500 "Dear Barbara." 192 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:44,833 "Upon reflection, it appeared clear to me 193 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,500 that we have many things in common." 194 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,125 What about your second wife? 195 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,208 Such an extraordinary woman, like a young girl on the inside. 196 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,500 Why? Was she an old ruin on the outside? 197 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,625 Not at all. On the contrary. 198 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:00,000 I killed her. 199 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,833 -You killed her? -Yes. 200 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,083 -Do you like bouldering? -What's bouldering? 201 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,416 Mountain climbing. 202 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,083 I told her I didn't want her to come, I wanted to go alone. 203 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,708 She wasn't very athletic, so she lost her grip. 204 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:16,666 -"Lost her grip?" -She slipped. 205 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,333 You mean, she broke her neck. 206 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,708 Yes. 207 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:22,166 She fell and landed 300 feet below. 208 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,500 Down 300 feet? 209 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,041 Perhaps 500 feet, actually. 210 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,541 What a horrible accident! How incredible! 211 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,083 I killed her. 212 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,166 No! 213 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,833 No, it must have been fate. 214 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,041 You weren't meant to be together for long. 215 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,625 No, no. I know it's my fault. 216 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,791 More champagne? 217 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,125 "Please know that I'm thinking of you, just as you're thinking of me." 218 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,166 "Love, from Paul Martin." 219 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,375 What are these for? Hara Kiri? 220 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,375 Not at all. They're Moroccan daggers. 221 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,875 -From Tarfay. -You can still commit suicide with them. 222 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,583 Sure, you can try. 223 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,958 It may be the champagne, but� 224 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,583 -But what? -No, forget it. It's ridiculous. 225 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,041 That's not fair. 226 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,541 When you start a sentence, you have to finish it. 227 00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:24,750 Can you feel how peaceful it is here? 228 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,250 Yet, at the same time, extremely tense. 229 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,916 Nature has a strange alchemy to it. 230 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,375 Confusion and contradiction. 231 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,791 I know there's no hope� Oh, well� 232 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:54,708 I love you. 233 00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,416 Yes, I love you. 234 00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,458 I want to marry you. Yes, I do. 235 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:03,458 Barbara� 236 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:06,500 do you take� Yes! 237 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,750 -I don't have money for the church! -What? 238 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,458 No, it's nothing. 239 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,666 Come on! Don't sleep in just because it's Saturday! 240 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,041 What? 241 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,541 I'm getting married! 242 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,291 Have you been drinking again? 243 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,875 I met a great guy, really attractive. 244 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,583 He wants to marry me, so why not? 245 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:35,875 Is he any good? 246 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,375 I don't know, we just talked all night. 247 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,708 You won't be having much fun, then. 248 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,833 He's very unhappy. 249 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,750 -He needs me. -Well, you know, marriage� 250 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,625 You should try it at least once in life. 251 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,375 After all, that's what divorce is for! Look at me! 252 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,416 A letter came in for you. 253 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,333 Hello? 254 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,083 No, uh, yes! That's me. 255 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,708 Did I wake you? No, it's Barbara. 256 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,416 Not at all. I was about to go to the hospital. 257 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,708 Absolutely! Anywhere you want! 258 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:22,000 This afternoon? Around three p.m. at Montsouris Park. 259 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,458 Okay, see you then. 260 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:28,625 What's wrong? Are you sick? 261 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,708 -No, I'm fine. -Why are you going to the hospital, then? 262 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,375 Why would I go there? 263 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,125 I didn't say it, you did! 264 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,958 I'll go to the hospital when I'm sick! I'm fine now, so let's drop it! 265 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,041 -Catherine. -Yes? 266 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,458 Catherine. 267 00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,750 -Yes, honey? -No, no. 268 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:57,000 Don't interrupt me. I have to tell you something, it's not easy. 269 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,458 What's wrong? 270 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:02,041 Okay, I've met an incredible woman and I want to marry her. 271 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,708 -Barbara! -Doctor! 272 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:25,291 -I'm glad to see you. -Me too! 273 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,041 I thought he was going to eat me! 274 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,791 Scram! 275 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,875 Go on, beat it! 276 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,125 I'll never let anyone hurt you. 277 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,000 -Paul? -Yes, Barbara? 278 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,458 -I have something important to tell you. -Great, so do I. 279 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,375 I'll go first. 280 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,500 I'm not who you think I am. 281 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,416 Neither am I. 282 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,708 I'm a journalist for the Daily Mirror. 283 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:51,791 Well, that I'm not. 284 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,875 I met with you 285 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:57,583 because I was investigating how French people feel about marriage. 286 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,500 Right, and that's how you meet the love of your life. 287 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,208 -Yes! You understand? -Absolutely! 288 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,958 No, Paul. I'm afraid you didn't understand me. 289 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:12,583 How can I explain it? It's hard, yet so simple� 290 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:18,416 I've met someone who doesn't have all your qualities, but� 291 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,666 How should I say this? 292 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,791 Well, dammit! I'm getting married! There. 293 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,583 I'm so sorry. 294 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,083 I hope I haven't caused you too much pain. 295 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,875 No, no, on the contrary! 296 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:35,041 What luck! I came here to tell you that� 297 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,791 well, you should stop fantasizing about me because I too� 298 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:42,708 I've met a girl, uh� a bit older than you� 299 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,875 who speaks French without an accent, 300 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:48,666 who barely speaks at all, she's mute and great, and� 301 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,208 she's asked me to marry her. 302 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,791 And I said yes. There. 303 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,250 How can I explain, physically? 304 00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,458 How to tell you, physically? 305 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,625 -Do you know the Pompidou Center? -Yes. 306 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:04,916 Well, she lives next to it. 307 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:10,875 BARBARA PENNINGTEN AND JULIEN DUCHEMIN ARE GETTING MARRIED 308 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:12,291 Waiter, give me another! 309 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,541 Come on, champagne for everyone, my treat! 310 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,375 Today, my wife is getting married. 311 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,416 -Who's there? -It's me, Paul. 312 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,333 What are you doing here? 313 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,041 One, to ask for forgiveness, 314 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,041 and two, to make love. 315 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,708 Hi, Martial. 316 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,541 Hi, Paul. You alright? 317 00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,625 As happy as a socialist. 318 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,708 Just stop me if I'm wrong here� 319 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,000 My fiancee and you� 320 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,458 -It's going pretty well? -Very well, yes. 321 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,583 Well, I'm very happy. 322 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,208 For you. 323 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,125 I'm very happy for her. 324 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,375 I'm happy for Barbara Penning, happy for her husband. 325 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,166 I'm happy for everyone. 326 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,625 The Duchemins, what a couple! 327 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,916 She's fantastic. 328 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,500 I don't know him, but he must be an idiot. A real idiot. 329 00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:40,000 My company got in real trouble for getting them life insurance. 330 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,083 Let him eat dirt! 331 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,583 No, seriously! He was widow twice. Each time, he made a fortune. 332 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,333 Yeah� 333 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:51,875 What's wrong with him? 334 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,750 Forgive me, I wasn't myself yesterday. 335 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,208 What were you saying about Duchemin? 336 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,375 What? 337 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,000 He killed his first two wives? 338 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,541 I didn't say that, but seems he's pretty unlucky. 339 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,541 Your company's unlucky. 340 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,458 His wives cost the company half a billion in ten years. 341 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,791 How did they die? 342 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,375 Accidents. The first, drowning, 343 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,333 the second, mountain climbing, 300 feet, 9,000,00 bucks. 344 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,125 Here. 345 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,750 That's a lot per foot! 346 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:37,583 What the�? 347 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,250 Accidents. The first, drowning, 348 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,083 the second, mountain climbing, 300 feet, 9,000,00 bucks. 349 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,958 -Must make a lot of money. -What? 350 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,916 Your boss must be stinking rich. 351 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,416 More like a bottomless pit! 352 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,416 Really? 353 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,083 Know how much it costs to feed these beasts? 354 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,250 No idea. 355 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:29,666 Well, in restaurants, a tiny rib steak already costs a fortune, so� 356 00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:33,583 Well, here, we have over 200 animals to feed! 357 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,791 How does your boss manage? 358 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:36,958 He doesn't! 359 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,333 He's just gone to Morocco with his wife, fine. 360 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,625 But if he can't get 9,000,000 bucks, 361 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,541 he can say goodbye to all this. And we'll be unemployed! 362 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,083 -Did you say 9,000,000? -Yeah. 363 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,375 Where in Morocco? 364 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,166 No, Paul, you're not going! 365 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:55,250 Mom, I'm sick of you telling me what I can or can't do! I'm 33 years old! 366 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:58,500 Exactly! That's the age when you make mistakes! Look at Christ! 367 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,625 Stop your bullshit! He's going to kill her! 368 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,416 He needs 9,000,000 bucks, he needs the insurance money! 369 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,333 Just like his other wives. Things always come in threes! 370 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,708 Paul! 371 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:24,291 Hiya! 372 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:30,083 -Julien. -Yes? 373 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,208 -I'm scared. -Of what? 374 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,125 Because I'm too happy. 375 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,458 Well, enjoy it because it's not going to last. 376 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:40,041 -I'm not kidding. -Neither am I! 377 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:45,791 What a varied landscape� 378 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,833 I'm dying from this heat! 379 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:50,625 You're unbelievable, nothing's good enough for you! 380 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:53,958 Morocco's too hot, Saint-Tropez is too crowded, Tahiti's too far. 381 00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:56,041 -I give up. -Don't use that tone with me! 382 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:59,041 Come on, give it a rest already. 383 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,500 What's going on? 384 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,541 I think it broke down. 385 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,666 -No! -Yes. 386 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:31,083 Could you go back to the city and send a tow truck? 387 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,166 -Not a problem. -Thank you. 388 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,000 This holiday's off to a great start! 389 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,041 We can't just leave them here. 390 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,791 I just couldn't stand them. 391 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:06,125 If I hadn't gotten rid of them, I don't know what I would have done. 392 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,625 And I wanted to be alone with you in the desert. 393 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,708 Really? 394 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,000 What's that lake over there? 395 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,791 -What lake? -That one, there. 396 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,208 That's not a lake, honey, it's a mirage. 397 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,875 -Want me to prove it? -Yes! 398 00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:02,208 Mrs Duchemin, please. 399 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,375 -Duchemin? -Yes. 400 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,708 -Room 256. -Yeah? 401 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,791 They've gone out. 402 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,583 I have to know where they went. 403 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,041 -Ask the tourism office. -The tourism office? 404 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:17,375 Hello, I'm looking for Mr and Mrs Duchemin. Duchemin! 405 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,166 -They went to the desert. -Right. What? 406 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,333 All alone? That's mad! 407 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,041 We never send people alone. They went with another couple. 408 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,041 I see. That's better. 409 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:36,875 The engine's dead. 410 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,791 -Is it a real breakdown? -Yes. 411 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,208 It's not cars they lend you, it's junk. 412 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,625 But don't worry, I've got it all under control. 413 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,166 We'll die out here like rats. 414 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,375 No, I'm just kidding. 415 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:53,750 So� 416 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,458 We're right here. 417 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,416 There's a village an hour away. 418 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,583 I'll go there and come back with some help. 419 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,375 In the meantime, you stay here and enjoy a suntan. 420 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,083 -What a nice beach! -No, seriously. 421 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,041 Protect yourself from the sun as best you can, 422 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,500 And drink water regularly. 423 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,833 -Even if you're not thirsty. -Okay. 424 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:23,833 I'll be back in about an hour and a half or two hours. 425 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,208 -See you later. -Yes. 426 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,125 -Behave! -You too. 427 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,333 Bye! 428 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:49,666 Are you here alone too? 429 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,916 What kind of a question is that? 430 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,083 No, I didn't mean anything by it. I'd like to play tennis, but I'm alone� 431 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,958 You should win easily, then. 432 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:05,083 I played alone this morning and yesterday, I'm a bit bored of it now. 433 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,083 I'd like to play tennis. 434 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,708 Just watch TV, then. 435 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,916 -Do you know how to play? -Miss, quick! 436 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,458 Quick, quick! You must send a tow truck right away! 437 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,791 The Duchemins broke down 42 miles out there! 438 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,958 -They're alone in the desert? -Yes. 439 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,333 Couldn't you wait for me? 440 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,416 -Honey-- -I'm so sick of you! 441 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,291 -Where are they? -On route 510. Honey, listen to me! 442 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,125 I don't have a car. Can I rent one? 443 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,208 -If you like, I can lend you mine. -Thanks! 444 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,833 Which one is it? 445 00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,416 He's going to kill her. 446 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,375 He's going to kill her, that bastard! 447 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:10,458 Dammit! 448 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,541 Hey, wait! 449 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,708 That's the wrong car! 450 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,500 Wait! 451 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:45,375 A Land Rover and a tow truck� Are they still far? 452 00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,666 -The sun's hitting hard today. -Yeah� 453 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,166 A woman's dying back there! 454 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:53,791 Your wife's dying back there, and you're running this way? 455 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,875 She's not my wife. 456 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,750 What do you care, then? 457 00:32:56,916 --> 00:33:01,208 No, listen� I have to go get the car to bring it back to that woman. 458 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:04,208 So, to go there, you're going that way? 459 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:07,083 Look, I won't ask why you've got a bandage on your head! 460 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:08,333 Take me that way! 461 00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:12,375 What's that? 462 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,791 -Camel! Camel! -Yeah, it's a camel. 463 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:32,833 Over there! 464 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:35,166 How do you turn this thing? 465 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,458 Can't we go any faster? 466 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:15,666 You know, boss� 467 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,250 those who go faster, end up faster in their grave. 468 00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:19,958 There! The Jeep! 469 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,375 Shit! 470 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,958 Barbara! 471 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:50,333 Hey, boss! 472 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,125 Over there, boss! There! 473 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,375 I knew it! That rotten bastard! 474 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,208 How's it going, lovebirds? 475 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,541 Water, quick! 476 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:01,833 Give me a hand. 477 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:09,583 -Where's the nearest hospital? -Just the infirmary in Ouled Said. 478 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:10,666 Is that far? 479 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,666 -Drive back to the route. -Okay. 480 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:16,833 Then, head south. It's two hours by camel, you can't miss it. 481 00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:19,250 -What about by car? -Same. 482 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,541 Right� 483 00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,375 Boss? Hey, boss. 484 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:25,041 If you don't plug that red wire back in, 485 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,250 the car won't start. 486 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:29,166 -Where does it go? -Let me do it. 487 00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:34,208 There. You can go now. 488 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,250 Thanks. 489 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,500 Have a nice holiday! 490 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,416 Sure, thanks. 491 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,166 If you'd found her two hours later, she'd be dead. 492 00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,125 It's okay, Barbara, the nightmare's over now. 493 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,000 Doctor, where am I? 494 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,791 -Where's Julien? -You almost died, but you're fine now. 495 00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:06,625 Am I in Paris, or are you in Morocco? 496 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:08,666 In Morocco. I came to save your life. 497 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,125 But� 498 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,458 Where's Julien? 499 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:17,583 He left you for dead, out in the desert. 500 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:19,541 He died while getting help? 501 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,666 You don't want to admit it! 502 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,750 -Julien! -No, please! Calm down! 503 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,666 -Julien! -Someone help! 504 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,666 -Julien! -You need to calm her down. 505 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,583 Yes, some Valium� 506 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,416 My wife� 507 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,625 I left her in the desert. Please save her. 508 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,708 Yes, yes. 509 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:13,041 My car broke down. 510 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,750 I left my wife in the desert. 511 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,666 Paul� 512 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,666 Yes? 513 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,666 Tell me the truth. 514 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,041 Has something bad happened to Julien? 515 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:31,333 No, no. The only bad thing that's happened to Julien is that� 516 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,791 Do you understand what I'm saying? 517 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,958 -That's Julien! -I said my car broke down! 518 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,583 -What? -That's Julien. 519 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,125 -You have to go now! -That's impossible! 520 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,125 I left my car in the desert! 521 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,208 My wife's out there! 522 00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:50,666 -Are you Julien Duchemin? -Yes! 523 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:52,500 Let him go. 524 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,666 We found your wife. 525 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,291 -Is she�? -She's here. 526 00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:13,666 Julien! 527 00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,083 Julien! 528 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,166 Barbara! 529 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,541 I got lost, you know? I got lost! 530 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,583 -What a great actor. -Really? He's an actor? 531 00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:33,666 I don't know. 532 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,875 I heard you call him an actor, that's all. 533 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,083 I doubt it! I never say the word "actor". 534 00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:41,000 Like "shut your cake hole!" I never say that. Or "balls!" 535 00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:46,791 -Does she have to stay long? -In 48 hours, she'll be good as new. 536 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,875 Right. 537 00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,250 He'll just have to try again. 538 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,250 -Hello, sir. -Hello, miss. 539 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,875 -Hello. How are you? -Fine, thank you. Enjoy your tennis. 540 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,833 -Thanks. -Gotta flirt with all of 'em? 541 00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:06,916 -Hey-- -That big grin you gave her! 542 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:10,208 -Not a single room? -Sorry, sir. The hotel is fully booked. 543 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,875 I'll take anything. A tiny room, a closet, anything! 544 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,583 You've received a letter. 545 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:24,791 No, it's actually for Duchemin, the room next door. 546 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,791 When do you leave? 547 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,708 At the end of the month. Why? 548 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:32,791 No reason. 549 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,083 -How about some tennis? -Sure! 550 00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:47,916 Get it! 551 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,375 -Hey, can I play? -Aw, come on! 552 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,791 Sorry! 553 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,208 No, maybe the net's too high. 554 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:10,208 No� I just play badly. 555 00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,208 No, it's your backhand. 556 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:15,083 You're doing it wrong. Wait, I'm teaching him something. 557 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:18,833 You're blocking your move. Don't stop it like that. Here, look. 558 00:41:18,916 --> 00:41:21,500 Steel yourself, and you get lots of strength. See? 559 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,958 Oh no, I'm so sorry! 560 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:31,000 No, it's alright. It's my fault. 561 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,083 Try the sauce. 562 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,625 -Here. -No. 563 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:37,500 That's kind of you, but my stomach's feeling a bit funny. 564 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:40,083 Are you nuts? It's harissa paste, it's very mild. 565 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,166 Go on! 566 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,208 It's good. 567 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,083 -You alright? -I'll be fine. 568 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:52,875 It's probably the couscous. 569 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,166 It probably wasn't fresh, that happens a lot. 570 00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:00,000 I made a new friend on holiday once too. 571 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,000 We met in Paris, but I never saw him again. Sad, isn't it? 572 00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:05,208 But we'll meet again for sure. 573 00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:12,208 What's going on? 574 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,041 The starter's busted. 575 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,458 You push the car and I'll steer. Is that okay? 576 00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:19,833 Of course, Paul. 577 00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,416 Go on, push. 578 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,791 Hey! 579 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,250 -Push! -Yeah, but� 580 00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,458 I said push! 581 00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:41,791 Watch out! 582 00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:49,416 Why d'you jump under the car? You okay? 583 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,500 Is the car alright? 584 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,500 When you get back to Paris, I'd love it if you called, 585 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:56,833 so we can meet up. 586 00:42:56,916 --> 00:42:59,875 My parents have a nice country house in Orly. 587 00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:01,416 Sure, sure. 588 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,375 -Enjoy your holiday! -You too. 589 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,541 You're very lucky, you know? 590 00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:28,750 "Where there's a will, there's a way." Saint-Exup�ry said that. 591 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,916 What kind of treatment did you get 592 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:40,541 to heal so quickly? 593 00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:41,875 They added salt. 594 00:43:42,041 --> 00:43:44,583 I don't know why, but my salt levels were low. 595 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:45,833 That's normal. 596 00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:50,375 Too much sun caused too much perspiration. 597 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:51,708 Thus, loss of sodium. 598 00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:54,625 So now, you need shots to replaced the lost sodium. 599 00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:57,208 Without you, I'd be a widow by now. 600 00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:59,083 You'd do the same for me. 601 00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:03,416 If you found my wife in the desert. Since she's not yours, you save her. 602 00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:08,000 -Are you a doctor? -No. I've just been sick a lot. 603 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:11,166 -He's a doctor. -Really? 604 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,791 That reflex of yours is very honorable. 605 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,458 I didn't know you and Barbara were acquainted. 606 00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:20,208 No, yes� We crossed paths once or twice in Paris. 607 00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:21,250 Three! 608 00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,958 Three? I'm no good with numbers. 609 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,625 But when I saw you lying in the desert, I thought, 610 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:27,166 "Hey, I know that face!" 611 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,708 How lucky you were passing by! 612 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,500 Yes! I love off-road adventures. 613 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,958 I love going off-trail when I'm skiing, 614 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,291 so in the desert, it's all I do! 615 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,625 What the hell is this? How awful! 616 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:39,500 Is this melon? My dress is ruined! 617 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,541 We're still recovering, so please excuse us. 618 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:49,416 Could I thank you with a kiss? 619 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,291 Uh, sure. 620 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,750 You're a bit prickly. 621 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,916 -Good night. -Good night. 622 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,375 -See you tomorrow. -You're not prickly at all! 623 00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:03,333 -See you tomorrow. -If God wills it. 624 00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,041 That guy's good. He's really good. 625 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:08,208 Why didn't you tell me you were a doctor? 626 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:10,791 -But I-- -Say, while I have you here� 627 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,541 Some doctors claim injecting living cells to fight the aging process 628 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:17,625 is dangerous for the organism. Be honest, what do you think? 629 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:20,750 -Well, there are pros and cons� -Sure, but I mean-- 630 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:24,458 Listen, the best way to stay in shape is to sleep for 14 hours. 631 00:45:24,541 --> 00:45:26,375 So, that's what I'll do. Good night! 632 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:28,916 Sleeping for 14 hours� 633 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,958 He's not here by chance, that's clear. 634 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:36,750 Sure, he is. He told me he was here to look after the king's sick cousin. 635 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,500 He's the sick one. 636 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,416 He's in love with you! 637 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,208 It's as clear as the mustache under his nose. 638 00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:48,416 Come on, he doesn't think he can flirt with me on my honeymoon. 639 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:49,833 He's very, very sick. 640 00:46:58,166 --> 00:46:59,166 Wait for me here. 641 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:19,458 How much is it? 642 00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:22,416 For you, a special price: 350. 643 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:25,375 You say 350? Come on, 225! 644 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:27,041 -No, 300! -Come on-- 645 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:30,541 I don't want it anymore! Everything's too expensive when it's for me. 646 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,125 Come on, honey! 647 00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,666 -Do you have any Tarfayas? -Yes. 648 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:40,208 -Could I see them? -What's a "Tatafya?" 649 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:43,333 No, "Tarfaya". You know, my collection of Berber daggers. 650 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,750 -Here. -It's magnificent. 651 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:50,083 Sure, but it's not a Tarfaya. 652 00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:51,541 Doctor. 653 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:55,250 Other doctors have prescribed me this medicine to sleep better, 654 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,708 but it's not working. 655 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,458 -How long have you been taking them? -Five to six weeks. 656 00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:02,500 Triple the dose. 657 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,666 Thank you, Doctor. How much do I owe you? 658 00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:05,708 Nothing, it's fine. 659 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,666 �because I can feel that-- 660 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,083 No, no thanks. 661 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,916 -No, I'm not interested. I'm a Taurus. -Doctor! 662 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,791 I can feel I'll need a prescription 663 00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:20,125 for my intestine, I don't know what I ate� 664 00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:26,416 -Sir! Do you have any "Tatafya?" -"Tatafya?" 665 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,500 -Yes. -No. 666 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,833 Come over here, I've got some pretty necklaces at good prices. 667 00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:32,625 -No, I want "Tatafya"-- -Barbara! 668 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,416 You never should have married him! 669 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,875 I know, but what can I do? It's too late now. 670 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,750 But he's dangerous! 671 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,458 Please divorce him, it's a matter of life and death! 672 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,458 -I'll take this one. My husband will pay. -But-- 673 00:48:45,541 --> 00:48:46,541 Barbara! 674 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:49,375 -She's not my wife! -That's my necklace! 675 00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:51,125 -Pay me 1,500 dirhams. -What! 676 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:52,166 Julien! 677 00:48:53,958 --> 00:48:57,166 Hey, you were right. That doctor's really sick. 678 00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,333 See? I told you. 679 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:02,333 It's worthless plastic! 680 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,875 Alright, alright, let's discuss this. 681 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:09,333 -I have an idea. Let's make a deal. -Right. 682 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:12,750 Give me half of it now and the rest right away. Okay? 683 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:16,333 Good evening. 684 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:20,416 We're neighbors? 685 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,083 Looks like it. Funny coincidence, isn't it? 686 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,291 You got that right. 687 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:27,625 See you later, at dinner? 688 00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,333 No, not tonight. 689 00:49:29,416 --> 00:49:31,041 -Good night. -Good night. 690 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,166 -Honey. -Yes? 691 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,291 How do you want your eggs? 692 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:03,666 Soft-boiled! 693 00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:08,000 Do you want jam or honey? 694 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:09,583 Jam. 695 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,166 -Peach, plum, or pear? -Plum! 696 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,250 Oh my God! 697 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,083 What are you doing here? 698 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:52,375 I heard a scream, so� 699 00:50:52,541 --> 00:50:54,583 -I banged my knee. -Get the hell out! 700 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:58,250 -Are you sure you don't need help? -You've done enough! 701 00:50:58,416 --> 00:50:59,916 Get out, I'm naked! 702 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,125 -I'm a doctor, so I've seen-- -Get out! 703 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,916 Alright, alright! I heard a noise, so I hurried over. 704 00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:06,791 But everything's fine. 705 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,208 Well, good night! 706 00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:09,291 Good night. 707 00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:20,250 What's gotten into you? 708 00:51:20,791 --> 00:51:22,000 Nothing, just a crab. 709 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,416 I'm an idiot! 710 00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:26,083 Why am I such an idiot? 711 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,666 An idiot! What an idiot! 712 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:33,291 You saved my life, you know. 713 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:37,208 -Stop exaggerating. -I'm not, I assure you. 714 00:51:37,291 --> 00:51:39,000 That little black crab 715 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:42,333 was a scorpion. If it had stung me, I'd be dead in two minutes. 716 00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:47,208 You'd have screamed and our neighbor would have rushed over. 717 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:50,791 I'm begging you, don't talk about that guy. I can't stand him. 718 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,666 He'd rush in through the door. 719 00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:56,333 -He's not a bad guy. -But he's clingy. 720 00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:59,416 Will he be like this during our whole trip? 721 00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:02,541 At least, not tomorrow. 722 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,750 -Do you have a pencil? -Not on me. 723 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,583 Just a minute. 724 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,500 Hello. 725 00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:30,000 Shit, my camera! 726 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,250 -After you. -Thank you. 727 00:52:57,416 --> 00:53:00,583 Hey! Before we got married, you'd let me go first. 728 00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:02,416 Come on, honey� 729 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,041 -I told you he wouldn't come. -Well done. 730 00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,875 -Hello, sir. -Hello. 731 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:24,333 -It's 8:30 a.m. -Thank you. 732 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:26,166 What? 733 00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:38,041 -Doctor! Thanks to you, I slept so well. -That's great to hear. 734 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:39,500 Doctor, wait for me! 735 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:41,666 Doctor! 736 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,666 -Is the waterfall tour group gone? -Yes, sir. 737 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,791 -What's wrong? -Do you have any money? 738 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:51,458 -Yes, uh-- -We'll take a cab. Come on, hurry! 739 00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:53,208 Wait for me! 740 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,541 -Hurry up! -Alright, alright! 741 00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:18,958 Can you imagine? You go on holiday and come back as a corpse! How awful! 742 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:22,875 What'd he say? 743 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,958 -I don't know, I'm British. -Oh? 744 00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,791 He says there's an accident here every week. 745 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,666 When I have to stand, my legs swell up. 746 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:48,375 When I sit down, my back seizes up. 747 00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,416 You won't fit any more! 748 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,583 And as soon as I lie down, I feel a lot of pressure. 749 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:06,708 Yes, me too! 750 00:55:11,625 --> 00:55:12,958 You look amazing! 751 00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:25,875 I'll take a photo of you from here, it's magnificent. Come here. 752 00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,291 -Hurry up! -Alright! 753 00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:43,583 Smile! 754 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,250 I can't, the sun's in my eyes. 755 00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:54,208 Professor Blas made me do thousands of x-rays, but found nothing. 756 00:55:54,291 --> 00:55:55,375 Nothing at all! 757 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:58,083 Doctor! Wait for me! 758 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,791 You're right! It's much prettier from up here. 759 00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:08,958 Wait, step back a little, so I can get the whole view. 760 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,125 Like this? 761 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:15,625 Yes, but a little more to the right. 762 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:19,041 How do I know if I have a tumor, Doctor? 763 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,750 -Get an autopsy! -An autopsy? 764 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:22,750 No! Look out! 765 00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,708 Doctor, wait for me! 766 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:26,916 Let go of me! 767 00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:29,625 Doctor! 768 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:30,916 A bit further. 769 00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,208 Does it look nice? 770 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:34,500 Amazing! 771 00:56:34,666 --> 00:56:35,583 Look out! 772 00:56:37,166 --> 00:56:38,083 Just a little more. 773 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:42,291 Watch out! 774 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,750 What's going on? 775 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:50,791 But� you were about to fall! 776 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,375 -I'll kill him. -No, Julien! 777 00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:55,291 -No! -I have to, it'll calm me down. 778 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:57,083 There are other ways to calm down! 779 00:56:57,166 --> 00:56:59,250 -I'll kill him. -That's not a solution! 780 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,791 -She's right! -I have to, it'll calm me down. 781 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:04,125 No! How about a slap? Just a little slap! 782 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,875 You see? 783 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,166 Feels nice, doesn't it? 784 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:12,750 Do you feel better now? 785 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,416 Yes, that made me feel better. 786 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:16,291 That's funny, it made my ear hurt. 787 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:20,458 -Forgive me, I really had to. -That's alright. 788 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:22,666 Yeah, but without me-- 789 00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:25,125 -Don't start that again! -I didn't say anything! 790 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,875 -Stop moving, you'll hurt yourself. -It already hurts! 791 00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:31,333 Careful, now. 792 00:57:31,416 --> 00:57:33,875 -What happened to you? -She slipped! 793 00:57:34,041 --> 00:57:36,375 We need a doctor, but finding one in this dump� 794 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,166 Allow me, I'm a doctor. 795 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,291 Let me see. 796 00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:44,208 -Does it hurt if I press here? -Yes! 797 00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:46,166 Right, it's her ankle. The ankle. 798 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,291 So, we'll put her in the minivan 799 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:50,208 and I'll� wrap a bandage around it. 800 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,541 Sensitive, isn't it? That's normal. 801 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:57,583 It's full of bones and all that� Ligaments, arteries, veins� 802 00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:01,541 It's crazy how much is in there. You'd never guess, very tricky. 803 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:03,250 Right, well� 804 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:05,125 In 48 hours, you'll run like a hare! 805 00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:09,208 Thanks, Doctor. 806 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:17,916 -After you, darling. -You could ask if I enjoyed myself. 807 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,250 -Did you enjoy yourself? -No. 808 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,791 -Could you please send in a nurse? -Yes, sir. 809 00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:31,791 You're a doctor? 810 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:35,125 Yes. Well, I'm more of a pediatrician, really. 811 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,250 Hello. 812 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:42,041 The nurse can't come in today. 813 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,500 Luckily, our friend can give you your shot. 814 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:48,041 -That's so kind of you. -Well, if I can help� 815 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,041 I'm terribly sorry for earlier. 816 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:53,250 -It's fine, don't mention it. -Okay. When you're ready� 817 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:57,291 I would but I don't have any syringes or equipment� 818 00:58:59,416 --> 00:59:00,875 You've got everything ready. 819 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,541 Great, otherwise I wouldn't� 820 00:59:03,625 --> 00:59:06,500 be able to give you your shot� 821 00:59:06,583 --> 00:59:07,708 This is a great one! 822 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:09,916 You get some fantastic results 823 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:13,791 with this super famous product. Professor Hubert developed this one� 824 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000 in 1958. 825 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:20,333 De Gaulle came into power then, while Hubert was in his lab at� 826 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:24,416 uh, Roquette Street, working hard on developing this product� 827 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:29,000 which is super famous, and we'll use to give you your shot. 828 00:59:30,416 --> 00:59:31,458 Great product� 829 00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:35,875 Would you rather have it intravenous or intramuscular? 830 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:38,041 I don't mind, I can do either way. 831 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:40,791 The nurse yesterday gave me the shot in my butt. 832 00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:42,666 Let's not change your habits, then. 833 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,250 Can you hold that for me? 834 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,791 -You're bleeding! -It's nothing, it's part of the job. 835 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,666 You'll see, you won't feel a thing. 836 00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:02,000 It's easy, you just fill it up like a pen. 837 01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,958 It's very simple, I just need a hand. 838 01:00:04,833 --> 01:00:06,166 I'd prefer it if you left. 839 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:09,125 I hate it when people read over my shoulder in the subway, 840 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,166 When I give shots, I hate it even more. 841 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:14,791 -Okay, then� Let's do it. -Yes! 842 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,500 -Wouldn't you prefer it in the arm? -No. 843 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:29,333 Oh, wait, there's no rubbing alcohol. 844 01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,416 There. 845 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:39,791 -Ready? -Yes. 846 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,166 You won't feel a thing. 847 01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:48,041 Won't feel a thing� 848 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:52,208 If you keep rubbing, you'll rub my skin off! 849 01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:55,666 Well, it's necessary. 850 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,791 What's wrong, Paul? 851 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,041 You're acting strange. 852 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,791 No, no, I'm fine. 853 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:05,666 Let's do it. 854 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,333 -Yes. -Let's do it. 855 01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:14,625 -What are you waiting for? -I can't do it. 856 01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:17,375 I can't do it! I'm not a doctor! 857 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,583 This isn't the time for games. 858 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:21,833 I'm not playing games, 859 01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:25,791 I'm just a shitty, worthless accountant, in love with someone out of my league. 860 01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:27,958 You're not Doctor Paul Martin? 861 01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:30,958 No, I'm Paul Domec, 862 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:33,791 the son of the woman who introduced you to your husband. 863 01:01:34,666 --> 01:01:35,708 That's not good. 864 01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:37,041 I know. 865 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,125 I thought you were sweet. But you've been making fun of me. 866 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:43,958 No� But I'm not the only one who isn't what they seem to be. 867 01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,041 What does that mean? 868 01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:48,000 -Your husband isn't who you think he is. -You're obsessed! 869 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:50,750 -I've never killed anyone! -What are you insinuating? 870 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,500 -You'll be his third victim! -Are you crazy? Get out! 871 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:55,958 He tried to kill you in the desert with a Jeep! 872 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:58,666 Right, and today, he tried to throw me off a mountain! 873 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,083 -Yes, he tried to push you! -You're jealous! 874 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:03,958 You like me but can't stand that I married someone else. 875 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:07,208 No, he's going to kill you and make it look like an accident! 876 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,166 -For 9,000,00 bucks! -Get out of here! 877 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,958 I'll keep protecting you anyway! 878 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,500 Get out, Zorro! I don't need you! 879 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:18,250 -He'll kill you by the end of the week! -I better enjoy these days, then! 880 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:38,458 Just look at him! 881 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,125 I just feel a bit sorry for him. Don't you? 882 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:49,458 I'll go. 883 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:15,625 Does she turn you on? 884 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,750 -No. -Why are you looking at her, then? 885 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:20,208 I don't know, I'm just looking. It's nothing. 886 01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,833 -Let's go for a swim. -No, we just ate. You have to wait. 887 01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:29,333 Thanks! 888 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:32,125 I saw you were struggling, so I came to help you. 889 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:35,875 Do you know how to hike? 890 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:37,458 -"Hike?" -Yes. 891 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:40,083 Well, I go on hikes once in a while, sure. 892 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,708 -Oh, you mean balance the boat? -Grab that rope. 893 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,541 Keep your legs straight, okay? 894 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:51,500 -Keep your body parallel to the water. -No worries! 895 01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,750 So, you say I want to kill my wife. 896 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:04,541 You think I'm an assassin. 897 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:06,125 -Don't you? -I didn't say that. 898 01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:08,791 Why did you tell my wife I'd kill her? 899 01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:10,125 It was just a joke! 900 01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:16,000 Let's head back, you want to return the boat on time! 901 01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:17,500 We can take five minutes. 902 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:19,458 You have to pay for every extra hour! 903 01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:22,333 It'd be dumb to pay an extra hour for just five minutes! 904 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,500 That extra hour's on me, you're my guest. 905 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:30,875 You see, if I were an assassin, I could drown you right now. 906 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,208 Accidentally, of course. 907 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:34,708 Right, but you're not an assassin! 908 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,583 That's what I wanted to hear! 909 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:38,625 Hiking sure is fun, isn't it? 910 01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:43,083 Honestly, do you really think I want to kill my wife? 911 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,208 Not at all, on the contrary! 912 01:04:46,291 --> 01:04:49,666 Well, you're wrong. I will indeed kill Barbara. 913 01:04:50,416 --> 01:04:52,875 And I must kill you too because you know too much. 914 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:56,250 But don't worry, it'll look like an accident. 915 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:01,708 Watch your head! 916 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,125 Who would do my company's accounting if you hadn't 'undrowned' me? 917 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:20,041 -Come on, just forget it already. -My poor mom! 918 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,416 If I were you, I wouldn't have saved my life! 919 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:26,125 If a guy loved my wife and called me an assassin, I'd let him drown! 920 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:29,666 Do you know why I wanted you to be a jerk? 921 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:30,750 No. 922 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:34,625 I hated you for marrying her, even though I saw her first! 923 01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:36,083 I'm very sorry. 924 01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:38,541 Don't be sorry, I had no right. 925 01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:40,083 I'd have done the same. 926 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,833 He's much more handsome than me. 927 01:05:41,916 --> 01:05:43,125 You're not so bad. 928 01:05:43,875 --> 01:05:46,875 Sure, if you say so. But my beauty's not as classic as yours. 929 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:49,500 But you're handsome on the inside. 930 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:51,000 You're handsome everywhere! 931 01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,250 Okay, I'm going to go. 932 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:54,666 No! Why? 933 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:56,833 I feel like a third wheel! 934 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:02,541 -I hope I didn't ruin your honeymoon. -No, on the contrary! 935 01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,500 The key for room 254, please. 936 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:08,791 Don't forget, dinner tonight is on me! 937 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:12,083 -Sure. See you at nine o'clock? -Yes, at nine. 938 01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:14,166 I'm really sorry. 939 01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,000 Doctor! 940 01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:17,583 It's getting worse! 941 01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:20,916 What can I do about it? You have to let it heal on its own. 942 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:27,166 TWO MORE DEATHS ON ZIZ ROAD 943 01:06:31,666 --> 01:06:35,666 Could you connect me to the Air France reservation desk in ten minutes? 944 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:37,583 Thank you. 945 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:44,125 You scared me! I didn't hear you come in. 946 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,291 Sorry. 947 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,541 It's fine, I'm just being silly. 948 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:51,000 In the end, your guardian angel is quite a nice guy. 949 01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:52,083 Very friendly. 950 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:59,291 -Yes? -Air France reservations. How can I help? 951 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:00,458 Yes, hello. 952 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,125 Uh, hello� 953 01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:04,083 Yes, that's me. 954 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,291 Air France reservations. How can I help? 955 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:09,125 No kidding! 956 01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:11,000 That's wonderful! How much? 957 01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:13,916 -Hello? -Three? 958 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,333 You want three seats? What destination? 959 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,541 Casablanca? 960 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:20,750 Casablanca? Which flight do you want? 961 01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:22,375 Of course, I'm interested! 962 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:24,750 Sorry? 963 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,458 You bet! I'll be in tomorrow. 964 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:29,875 -The 8:20 or 11:15 flight? -At 10:00 a.m. 965 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:33,666 No, there's a flight at 8:20 or at 11:15. 966 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:35,875 That's great, the 10 a.m. flight. 967 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:38,250 And thanks again. See you tomorrow. 968 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:49,125 A Moroccan banker wants to invest three million in my animal reserve! 969 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,208 That's great! 970 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,958 So, I'll go see him tomorrow morning in Casablanca. 971 01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:54,583 Terrific! I'll come with you. 972 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:58,083 It might not be a fun trip, you know? 973 01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,416 That's okay, I want to be with you. 974 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:05,125 Me too, but I'm worried you'll be bored to death. 975 01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:08,750 I'll just watch you. I never get tired of watching you. 976 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:11,416 Wouldn't you rather stay here, relax by the pool? 977 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,666 No. 978 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,541 The mayor said a wife must always follow her husband. 979 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:17,333 Sure, but he wasn't Muslim! 980 01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:34,541 ATLAS TOURIST ROUTE 981 01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,750 If she's looking for a fight, she'll get one! 982 01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:43,875 -Cut it out� -Sure, go ahead and defend her! 983 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,458 Alright, I'm going for a swim. 984 01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:49,458 -Yeah, go look for that whore of yours! -Come on, drop it. 985 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:00,458 Sir, sir! 986 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,833 -Buy my rock, sir! -No, thanks. 987 01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:05,458 Give me a cigarette, sir! 988 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:14,416 Me, sir! I want one! 989 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:23,000 Let's pretend we're on a desert island after a shipwreck. 990 01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:25,875 -What about Julien? -Julien? I don't know� 991 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:28,958 -He's dead. Drowned, for example. -Poor thing! 992 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:31,208 Yeah, it's no fun but that's how it is! 993 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:34,000 Poor little darling, such a handsome man. 994 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:37,041 I wonder how I've survived before meeting him. 995 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,666 By breathing through your nose, like everyone else. 996 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:45,625 I do hope you'll meet the man of your life one day. 997 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,916 I'm not looking forward to that. 998 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:53,375 -I mean, the woman! -That's much better. 999 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,833 But I've already found her. 1000 01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:56,833 No! 1001 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,666 -Sorry! -It's okay. 1002 01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:18,708 -You get a kick out of stealing husbands? -Excuse me? 1003 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,750 Stop flirting with my husband! 1004 01:11:20,916 --> 01:11:22,166 I don't understand. 1005 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,500 -Sure, play innocent. -But I swear, I-- 1006 01:11:26,041 --> 01:11:27,041 That bitch! 1007 01:11:27,958 --> 01:11:30,041 -She's crazy! -Are you insane? 1008 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:34,458 Hey, did you just call my wife a bitch? 1009 01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:35,541 Yeah, why? 1010 01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:40,125 Sorry, I have to pretend to yell at you, or she'll be pissed at me again. 1011 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:42,458 You bastard! 1012 01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:44,875 I forbid you to speak to my wife like that! 1013 01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,708 Thanks. 1014 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:05,333 It makes you wonder why some people get married. 1015 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:11,125 Especially since it's so nice to live with someone you love. 1016 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000 Is that so? 1017 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,625 To your love! 1018 01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:14,958 -How did everything go? -Wonderfully. 1019 01:13:16,541 --> 01:13:18,541 -You've got some dirt on you. -Where? 1020 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:19,625 Right there. 1021 01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:21,750 Oh, yes. 1022 01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:26,791 -Did you have a nice day? -Yes, we washed up on a desert island. 1023 01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,666 Yes, but all completely innocent. 1024 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:31,125 I see, you're not bored when I'm gone. 1025 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:33,333 I like it better when you're here. 1026 01:13:34,541 --> 01:13:37,000 Well, I wasn't wasting time either. 1027 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:39,458 -Did you get the money? -Yes, it's all settled. 1028 01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,750 That's wonderful! 1029 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:44,791 And the Moroccan man told me where to get more Tarfayas. 1030 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,916 You know, the daggers. 1031 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,541 Yes. Did you buy some more? 1032 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:52,166 No. I'd like to go with you tomorrow, it's not too far. Are you busy? 1033 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:54,125 -No. -Paul? 1034 01:13:54,875 --> 01:13:58,000 -Come with us. -No, I've bothered you enough as it is. 1035 01:13:58,166 --> 01:14:00,875 Paul, you're coming with us, that's an order! 1036 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:02,958 Alright, fine. 1037 01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:10,083 "Sidi Abdou, 1038 01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:13,666 "you access the Berber village by driving down a road 1039 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:15,833 that overlooks the Ziz Valley." 1040 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:19,166 Yes, it's the road we took to go to the waterfall the other day. 1041 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:24,375 -Yes, sir? -I asked you for a squeezed orange. 1042 01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:26,916 -Yes, sir. -Then, bring me a squeezed orange. 1043 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:28,583 That is a squeezed orange, sir. 1044 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:31,291 No, this is orange juice, not a squeezed orange. 1045 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:33,708 Sir, I assure you that it is a squeezed orange. 1046 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:36,291 I've been drinking squeezed orange for 40 years, 1047 01:14:36,375 --> 01:14:39,791 so I know the difference between a squeezed orange and orange juice. 1048 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:41,416 But sir, I can assure you 1049 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,916 I squeezed that orange myself earlier. 1050 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:47,500 Listen, I want a freshly squeezed orange, 1051 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:48,875 not from the fridge! 1052 01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,875 Please excuse me. Sir! 1053 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,250 -Where's the chef? -There. 1054 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,166 -Are you the chef? -Yes. 1055 01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:16,416 -Is this a squeezed orange? -Excuse me? 1056 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,291 Aren't you funny! 1057 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,500 If a guy threw his drink right in my face, 1058 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,250 I'd throw my fist right into his. 1059 01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:29,750 But you� You didn't study 1060 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,416 at culinary school. It must have been coward school. 1061 01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,333 Thanks for that! 1062 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:38,291 Freshly squeezed, not from the fridge! 1063 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:44,708 Go ahead without me, I'm not in a state to go out. 1064 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,416 I'll stay by your side, my love. 1065 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:49,208 Paul, could you please pass me that map? 1066 01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:53,125 Now, you can't miss it, it's easy. 1067 01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:56,416 It's the first right turn after the tunnel. 1068 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,125 The tunnel near Sidi Abdou. 1069 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:00,916 We're not in a hurry. We can go once you feel better. 1070 01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:02,166 Do it for me! 1071 01:16:03,416 --> 01:16:04,958 I can't say no to you. 1072 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:06,041 Kiss me. 1073 01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:11,458 Goodbye, my love. 1074 01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,708 See you later. 1075 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:17,875 We should get going. 1076 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,583 See ya. 1077 01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:25,958 Bye. 1078 01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:53,416 -Turn right! -No need to shout! 1079 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,208 -Right! -Okay, I'm not blind! 1080 01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:19,250 Would you be interested in a desperate guy? 1081 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,500 It depends on who. 1082 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:24,958 -I don't know� Someone suicidal? -I love people who commit suicide! 1083 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:28,291 I think there's nothing more beautiful than a successful suicide! 1084 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,791 -Get behind the wheel. -What are you up to? 1085 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:45,791 Go on, step on the gas! 1086 01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:48,250 You have to put your head right under the wheel, 1087 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,125 or you'll just end up paralyzed. 1088 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,500 Oh, right. 1089 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,125 Okay, got ya! 1090 01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,791 Go ahead, Barbara! I wish you lots of happiness! 1091 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,208 I don't know how to drive! 1092 01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,208 Miss, got a cigarette? 1093 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,166 Sorry, I don't smoke. 1094 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,833 -In the glove box. -No, I said-- 1095 01:18:20,916 --> 01:18:22,250 Yes! Here! 1096 01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:28,916 The man took it out from there yesterday. 1097 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:30,083 What man? 1098 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:42,333 But this isn't the road to Casablanca, is it? 1099 01:18:42,416 --> 01:18:45,083 No, Casablanca's the other way, silly! 1100 01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:48,583 But� Why would Julien tell me he was going to Casablanca? 1101 01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:49,916 The fake breakdown! 1102 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,791 Damn, we've broken down! 1103 01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:59,083 So, he came by here yesterday with the car. 1104 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:02,041 The breakdown's over, I plug it back in and off we go. 1105 01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:04,375 That's how I fixed your Jeep in the desert. 1106 01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:06,708 The engine wasn't dead? 1107 01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:12,166 No! The car broke down because of all the potholes. The cable was detached. 1108 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,708 Julien said it was because the engine was dead. 1109 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,291 I don't know, he didn't see the cable and thought-- 1110 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,250 But� why did he lie to me? 1111 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,875 Turn around, I have to go back and talk to him now! 1112 01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:30,208 No, we said we'd go buy those "tar-thingies." 1113 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:33,208 There's something weird about this. 1114 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,291 Hey, look out! 1115 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:40,416 Dying with you would be pure joy! 1116 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:42,083 We're not in a hurry! 1117 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:02,750 -What are you doing? -What's going on? 1118 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,500 I can't do anything! 1119 01:20:09,416 --> 01:20:10,458 You're insane! 1120 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,500 You almost killed us! You dangerous madman! 1121 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:18,583 Shut up! 1122 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:43,333 -What report? -For the car accident. 1123 01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:47,208 -What car? -My car! It's down there. 1124 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:49,708 We need to make a report for my insurance. 1125 01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:52,250 Not to say "I told you so", but it was sabotage. 1126 01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:54,958 -What? -So, how do we handle this report? 1127 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,041 Now's not the time! 1128 01:20:57,166 --> 01:20:58,541 He was very clever. 1129 01:20:58,625 --> 01:21:00,666 -Who was? -Julien, of course. 1130 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:01,833 What about him? 1131 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,625 -I have forms for the report. -Yes, perfect. 1132 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:08,375 -Yes, but they're in my car. -Go get them, then! 1133 01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:18,500 And to think I hadn't fully paid it off yet! 1134 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:19,916 The steering's busted. 1135 01:21:20,791 --> 01:21:22,875 -It's been sabotaged. Here, look. -Sorry? 1136 01:21:23,708 --> 01:21:24,708 Look. 1137 01:21:26,958 --> 01:21:29,541 I'm curious to see what he'll do in the final scene. 1138 01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:31,875 -Last scene? -When the widow mourns his wife! 1139 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,500 -What do you mean? -You'll see. 1140 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:35,083 -Can I use your phone? -Sure. 1141 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:45,083 -Hello, Mr Duchemin? -That's me. 1142 01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,666 This is Inspector Achouba. 1143 01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:49,541 Terrible accident. Your Jeep in ravine. 1144 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,583 Two deaths! 1145 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:53,083 That's impossible! 1146 01:21:53,166 --> 01:21:56,875 Come identify the car and bodies at the tunnel. 1147 01:21:56,958 --> 01:21:58,541 Alright. 1148 01:21:58,625 --> 01:22:00,083 That's awful. I'm on my way. 1149 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:13,250 You're right. The steering's been sabotaged. 1150 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,250 That's impossible, it can't be true! 1151 01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:17,125 Is someone trying to harm you? 1152 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:49,333 Sir? 1153 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:02,708 I don't understand. What happened? What's going on? 1154 01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:05,750 You'll find this man's fingerprints on the car's tie rod. 1155 01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:09,625 -Sorry? -You're coming with me. 1156 01:23:09,791 --> 01:23:10,833 To check your prints. 1157 01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:14,125 Ridiculous! Why would I sabotage my-- 1158 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:15,583 Who said it was sabotage? 1159 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,791 Sure, let's go. 1160 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:22,833 -Julien, it wasn't you, was it? -Of course not. 1161 01:23:27,666 --> 01:23:28,916 -Let's go. -Come on. 1162 01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:51,833 Julien! 1163 01:24:08,166 --> 01:24:09,166 Pay. 1164 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:11,916 Come on, honey, cut it out! 1165 01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:17,625 This sure isn't cheap! That's 10,000 per person per week! 1166 01:24:30,041 --> 01:24:33,291 There's a problem� I think there's a problem with� 1167 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:36,291 Can I use your phone? 1168 01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:38,041 Absolutely not! 1169 01:24:38,125 --> 01:24:41,666 -I warned you, but you never listen! -Mom, listen to me! 1170 01:24:42,625 --> 01:24:44,583 -Absolutely not! -But I-- Mom! 1171 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:46,958 Mom, listen, I-- 1172 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,375 That's not what I'm asking you, mom! 1173 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:54,125 "Mom, give me money or I'll be stuck in jail!" 1174 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:57,916 -Mom, my dear mommy-- -Go to jail, then. I won't lift a finger! 1175 01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:21,500 "Julien Duchemin, found at the Canary Islands." 1176 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:24,916 "A complaint from a restaurant owner against a man who assaulted him 1177 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,541 "because the steak he ordered was overcooked, 1178 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:29,875 led to the interrogation of Julien Duchemin." 1179 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:32,666 "He was living in Las Palmas under a false identity." 1180 01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:36,166 Domec, the director wants you. 1181 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,250 Me? 1182 01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:45,875 Paul! 1183 01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:00,375 It's nice of you to get me out. 1184 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,916 -Did they torture you? -No, why? 1185 01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:07,500 Well, I was worried. You've lost some weight. 1186 01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:09,666 -You think so? -Yes. 1187 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:15,041 I did feel a little responsible for what happened. 1188 01:26:15,833 --> 01:26:16,875 A little. 1189 01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:19,833 Did time go by really slowly in your dark cell? 1190 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,875 No, it helped me think things through. 1191 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:25,000 Sorry, I'm still in love with you. 1192 01:26:25,166 --> 01:26:26,041 Oh, Paul. 1193 01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:28,208 I don't want to hurt you. 1194 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:29,500 Too late. 1195 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:35,416 I need to� go away and forget all of this. 1196 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,083 I'll travel around the world. 1197 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,333 Alone. 1198 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,166 Not a problem. 1199 01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:49,541 Paul, what are you doing now? 1200 01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:51,166 You said "around the world." 1201 01:26:51,250 --> 01:26:54,000 The planet's round, you'll eventually end up back here. 1202 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,083 So, I'll wait. 1203 01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:06,708 See ya. 1204 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:13,416 Barbara! 87922