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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,606 - What did he do? - Dealing fentanyl. 2 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,275 Really? 3 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,777 Hey, what's up, Sam? 4 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,821 Hey, Drew. 5 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,334 Hey. 6 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,504 - Hi. Good morning. Drive. - Good morning. 7 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,299 I am amped the fuck up! 8 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,470 I have been racking my brain, trying to figure out 9 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,014 why the fuck was Rick at choir practice? 10 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,183 Anyone can go to choir practice. 11 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,143 Ah, that dumb fuck. No fucking way 12 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,396 he'd show up there on his own. No fuckin' way! 13 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,232 You know, I was over Tricia's house, and he's laying around, 14 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,485 playing games like he always fucking does, 15 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,888 and I see something sticking out of his pants, and I'm like 16 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,155 what the fuck is that? 17 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:16,117 And it was a big old fuckin' wad of fuckin' cash! 18 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,912 Well, sounds like business is good. Great. 19 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,372 That motherfucker doesn't have two nickels to rub together. 20 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,459 His allowance is like, I don't know, 30 bucks a week or something. 21 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,920 - Oh. That is small. - Yeah, 22 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,797 so how the fuck does he have all that money 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,342 in his fuckin' pants, and what the fuck is it fuckin' for? 24 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,885 Huh? 25 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,679 Think about it. Think about it. 26 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,182 - Okay. - Drugs. 27 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,017 - Oh. - Yeah. 28 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,811 - Really? - It's everywhere, man. 29 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,813 Oh my god, pull in here. 30 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,232 Oh, Randy's working! 31 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,943 - Hey, Joel. - Hey. 32 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,186 Oh. Hey, Sam. I didn't see you there. Uh, hang on a sec. 33 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,881 Oh no, that's okay. If I have any more coffee, 34 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,824 - my heart's gonna explode. Now, Joel... 35 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,826 So, uh, when'd you two start hanging out. 36 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,536 Oh. Well, um, okay, 37 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,179 - you know I work at... - It's not the time, Joel. Joel, Joel, Joel. 38 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,285 Sorry, Randy. We have to go. 39 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,011 - Okay. No problem. - Thank you. Okay. 40 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,294 - Pull over there by the dumpster. - Say hi to Tammy. 41 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,759 Oh my god! Are we buying drugs? 42 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,553 No! 43 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,405 Well, it's just that you had me park by a dumpster, 44 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,824 and you're talking about all this stuff... 45 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:23,143 Joel, Rick is selling drugs. 46 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,895 What? No. Rick-Rick? Are you sure? 47 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,730 Well, if he is, I'm gonna cut his dick off. 48 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,692 That's Shannon's dad! Fuck. 49 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,193 Look, he stops here every morning. 50 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,778 He's a very predictable dude. 51 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,155 At least, I thought he was. 52 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,198 You know, I've stalked people online, 53 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,759 but I haven't stalked anybody in person in, 54 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:39,868 like, since high school, 55 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,078 so this is kinda exciting for me. 56 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,414 - Oh, that's him! Get down! - Oh god. 57 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,374 - Huh! - Ew, that's your bottom! 58 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,376 This is so intense! 59 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,961 Don't sniff! 60 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,939 It looks like Toto! 61 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,196 Couldn't it be like a gambling problem or something? 62 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,700 No. Rick is way too unlucky. To his credit, he knows it. 63 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:22,160 Oh my god, embezzling. 64 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,245 Joel, I've given this a lot of thought. 65 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,496 It has to be drugs. 66 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,290 Why else would Rick be at choir practice 67 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,643 -if it wasn't to move some fucking product? - I really don't think 68 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,170 anyone there would be buying... Oh my god. 69 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,355 - What? - Oh shit, shit, shit. 70 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,565 He's stopping. He's pulling over! 71 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,507 - He's pulling over! - He can't see me! 72 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,967 - Okay. Okay. - Okay, just be cool. 73 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,678 Pull a casual U-turn and park where you can have eyes on him. 74 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,763 What's a casual U-turn? 75 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,365 I can't be casual about breaking the law. 76 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,017 - Joel, just turn around and park! - Okay, okay! 77 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,520 Joel, park over there! 78 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,482 - Oh, I don't like that spot... - Joel, park the fucking car! 79 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,067 I like to have shade! 80 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,902 Oh my god, Joel! 81 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,779 Oh, Jesus Christ. 82 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,113 All clear. 83 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,410 Oh my god. This is some shady fuckin' shit. 84 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,705 - Oh my god. - What? 85 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,749 - What? - It's Bill Baker. 86 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,459 Who's Bill Baker? 87 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,212 Bill Baker, the chainsaw artist. He's a genius. 88 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:17,006 His beaver is installed in Town Hall. 89 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,425 - That's pretty cool. - What's he making? 90 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,719 Excuse me. 91 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,183 - I'm a birder. - What are the chances? 92 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,311 Wait, gimme those. 93 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:33,690 - But I'm... I'm using them right now, but... - Just give them. 94 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,903 - What is it? - Okay. Okay, no, no, no. 95 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,863 - Get out your phone. - Oh. 96 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,198 And get ready to hit record 97 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,659 as soon as shit starts going down. 98 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,911 Copy that. 99 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,624 You gonna get a little hot dog? You sick fuck. Oh yeah. 100 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:55,044 - How am I gonna know when shit is starting to go down. - Oh, you're gonna know. 101 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,091 But how? 102 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,468 I just saw Poppy's new window display. 103 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,721 They have a Toto in a little raincoat. 104 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,015 I know. I saw it. I freaked out. 105 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,766 - It's disarmingly adorable. - Well, 106 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,393 we are gonna fight 107 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,562 fire with fire. 108 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:22,238 He hasn't moved for 40 fuckin' minutes. 109 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,366 Maybe he just loves chainsaw art. 110 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,745 - Joel... - I mean, who doesn't? 111 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:32,248 Man, I'm really starting to crash from all that caffeine. 112 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:34,500 I could use, like, a little snack or... 113 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,755 I might have something in the winter survival kit. 114 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,923 - Oh. - Like an old granola bar. 115 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,052 - Mm, I love an old granola bar. 116 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,386 Hit me. 117 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,890 One time, I drove off the road during this crazy blizzard. 118 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,308 You don't even wanna know 119 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,352 -the things I had to do to get through. - Um, yes, I do! 120 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,940 - No. - Come on, just tell me one little thing. 121 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,527 - No. - What, did you, um... 122 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:05,281 take yourself a little cup... 123 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:07,742 take your little, or big... 124 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,786 penis out, 125 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,579 fill up that cup 126 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,289 with some wee-wee? 127 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:17,210 ♪ I gotta drink my wee-wee ♪ 128 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:20,338 - Oh no... Oh no... - Why would I have to drink my own urine 129 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:23,299 during a snowstorm? There was plenty of water to drink. 130 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,301 ♪ Drink, drink, drink my wee-wee ♪ 131 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,136 ♪ Oh no ♪ 132 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,138 - I gotta drink it. - Drink it! 133 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,099 - Drink it! - Uh, drink it! Oh, fuck! 134 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,017 - Where's Rick? Fuck. We gotta... - Oh right. 135 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,436 - This is serious. Pay attention. - Right. Okay. 136 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,900 - What do you wanna sing at choir practice tonight? - Oh, shit. 137 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,778 God, I don't know. 138 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,614 - There's so many solid gold options. - Yeah. 139 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,157 Maybe you could do a rocker. 140 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,285 I don't know. It's only my second time. It just, uh... 141 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,912 I don't wanna go too crazy. 142 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:55,623 How about, like, a little Air Supply? 143 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,083 Or maybe something more classic? 144 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,520 - What's more classic than Air Supply? - That's a good point. 145 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,838 But are we All Out Of Love, 146 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,506 or are we Lost In Love? 147 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,842 Or are we Making Love... 148 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,137 Out Of Nothing At All? 149 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,369 - It's cute, right? - It's so cute. 150 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,913 So cute! 151 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,000 Come on! 152 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,507 Fuck! 153 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,344 - Hi, Mom. - Your father wants to know 154 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,805 if you're coming home for the barbecue. 155 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,016 I'm making my egg salad... 156 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,560 Oh, you know what? I got a lot going on today, Mom. 157 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,898 Um, actually, I-I gotta go. Bye. 158 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,500 Are we still gonna be tailing Rick then? 159 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,026 'Cause I have some stuff. 160 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,028 No, he'll be at my parents' house. 161 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:08,362 Well, then you gotta be there. 162 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,032 No. I have better things to do. 163 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,868 Saturdays are actually pretty big for me. 164 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:16,704 - Oh really? You got, like, a Saturday ritual? - I do. 165 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,498 - Oh! - I like to sit down and write out a list 166 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,751 of goals for the week, and... 167 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,770 then, of course, I write down a list of accomplishments 168 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,088 -for the previous week and stuff like that. - Oh my god! 169 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,383 - That's so amazing! - Yeah. 170 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,760 I don't do any of that. 171 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,179 I like to lay around, drinking wine in my underwear. 172 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,890 - Oh. Hm... - It's pretty fuckin' great. 173 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:39,101 Hm. 174 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,187 "Hm" what? 175 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,772 I don't know. 176 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,400 Just... sounds a little lonely. 177 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,405 Yeah, well, it works for me. 178 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,491 Okay. 179 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,785 And what do you do with your Saturdays? 180 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,373 Like church outreach stuff mostly. 181 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:04,168 I do ESL, I do youth group mentoring. 182 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,462 Today, we're packing up, uh, 183 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:09,423 donations from the canned good and toiletry drive. 184 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,634 Then, I'm gonna set up for choir practice. 185 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,303 Every other weekend, I have this volunteer gig 186 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,389 at the pediatric clinic. 187 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:19,141 And then, I do sometimes do clowning 188 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,395 - for the kids in the hospital. - Jesus. 189 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:25,523 You do so much stuff. 190 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,900 Eh. I just... 191 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,402 try to keep busy, 192 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:33,322 - make sure that the terror doesn't creep in. 193 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,117 Rick is on the move. He's on the move! 194 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,576 - Well, fuck, let's go! - Oh. 195 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,162 Okay. Um... 196 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,291 Fuck. 197 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,335 Just keep three cars between us, okay? 198 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,962 But there aren't any other cars. 199 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,839 Alright, well, then hang back. 200 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,299 - Joel... - Oh wait, I'm just gonna let this guy go. 201 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,636 Joel, no, no, no! Go around, or we're gonna lose him! 202 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,221 Well, no. I can't go around. 203 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,848 - Joel... - What about oncoming traffic? 204 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,600 You just said that there were no other cars, Joel! Hit it! 205 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,270 - No... No. It's too risky! - No, no, no! Hit it! Go! 206 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,813 It's not risky! You can't hesitate! 207 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:06,814 Just pull up and go around. 208 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,566 - You can do it! - Don't hesitate. 209 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,776 Don't hesitate. Don't hesitate. 210 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,861 Hit it! 211 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,863 Oh... no! 212 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,966 - I'm sorry, I hesitated. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Joel! 213 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,616 Joel, we're gonna lose him! Go! Go! Go! 214 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,077 - Don't hesitate! Just go! - Oh god! Ah! 215 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,996 - Ah! Car! There's a car! - Ah! Go! Go! Go! 216 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,334 - Oh god! - You did it! You did it! You did it! 217 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,378 - You did it! - Oh, that was scary and fun! 218 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,547 Oh no! 219 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,967 - Oh no, no, no, where's Rick? - God, where is he? 220 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,304 Fuck, we lost him. Fuck... 221 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,576 - Hi, honey. - Where are you? 222 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,202 - I thought we were getting lunch. - Oh, I'm sorry. 223 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,228 I'm just helping Sam out with something. 224 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,622 Michael: What does she need help with? 225 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,482 Just some music and stuff for tonight. 226 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,360 - Okay. Joel? Have fun with Sam. - Wha... 227 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,739 - Michael says hi. - Really? 228 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,444 Ah. What is this, a leap year? 229 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697 How did we get to be so lucky? 230 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,407 Hey, Dad. 231 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,950 What's Rick doing on the grill? 232 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,662 Eh, I figured I'd let him burn the chicken for a change. 233 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,754 Are you ladies ready? 234 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,424 No, Dad... 235 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,641 ♪ I get my kisses in the meadow ♪ 236 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,519 ♪ He gets his kisses by the stream... ♪ 237 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,107 ♪ I get my kisses from my baby ♪ 238 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,569 ♪ I get 'em on the count of one, two, three ♪ 239 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,279 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 240 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:22,158 ♪ He gets them on the count of one, two, three... ♪ 241 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,664 - Hey, Sam. - Hi, Mom. 242 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,382 You want another cold one? 243 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,843 Nah... 244 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,474 I want chips and salsa 245 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,185 and a frozen margarita for dinner. Is that so wrong? 246 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,062 No, that is so right, Pastor Deb. 247 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,981 Emmet? Margs? 248 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,275 - Okay. - Okay, great. 249 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319 You two go on ahead. I'm gonna stay behind though 250 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,404 because I wanna work on some new choir music. 251 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,240 Oh. Right. 252 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,075 I can't wait to hear it. 253 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,996 Yeah, it's a really great essay, Shan. I love it. 254 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,291 And that stuff about you and Grandpa with the popcorn garden? 255 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,002 - Hit me right in the heart. So sweet. 256 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,314 I didn't know that you asked Sam to help with your essay. 257 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,048 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's her job. 258 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:19,965 Yeah, I know it's her job, 259 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,927 but I was accepted everywhere 260 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,012 I applied to, so... 261 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,514 You know, why don't you ask your mom 262 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,033 to help you with that community service part 263 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,951 - you've been struggling with. - I'd be happy to! Scooch. 264 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,936 It'll be great. 265 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,271 And I am gonna go check on Mom 266 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,107 and see what's going on with that egg salad situation. 267 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,237 - You're doing it wrong. - Just the one paragraph? 268 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,906 - Yeah. - Now, honey, right off the bat, 269 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,616 I don't like this typeface. 270 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,000 What the fuck? Oh, 271 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,419 you dumb little fuck-nut. What the fuck are you doing? 272 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,839 What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he doing... 273 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,592 - What are you doing? - Oh my god! Uh, nothing! 274 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,303 I was just, um... Oh god. I'm a little cold. 275 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,057 Huh. Well, you can't be that cold. You're sweating. 276 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,101 Yeah, well, I run hot. You know that. 277 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,187 I thought you just said that you were cold. 278 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,190 I did. I was. Now, I'm not. 279 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,026 Excuse me. 280 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,946 Okay... 281 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,303 Rick: I think we're good. I got my sous chef. 282 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,971 Don't burn it. 283 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,849 Dad'll make fun of you forever. 284 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,355 Wouldn't you be more comfortable at the table? 285 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149 Eh, too comfortable where I am. 286 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,484 I guess so. You haven't moved all day. 287 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,487 Hey, I just got a call. I gotta run. Busted heat pump. 288 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,489 - Babe, it's family time. - I know, 289 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,117 - but it's my weekend on. - Hey, hon! I gotta go. 290 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,702 Bye, Dad. 291 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,550 Mom! 292 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,680 - There's shells in here, Mom! - Well, eat around them. 293 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,187 Anybody want s'mores? 294 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,187 - Shannon! Are you okay? - I'm good. I'm okay. 295 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,489 Mom! What were you thinking? 296 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,892 Shannon could've really been hurt! 297 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,617 It was an honest mistake. 298 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,536 - Don't make such a federal case. - God, Mom, you're wasted! 299 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,039 Everybody just calm... Ah! 300 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,666 - Ah! Ow! - Dad! 301 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,001 - What happened? - My foot must've fallen asleep. 302 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,245 Don't blame that on me! He shouldn't have been standing 303 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,798 - behind the car. - You ran over Dad? 304 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,299 His foot. Don't be so dramatic. 305 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,052 I-I'm fine. Everyone just stop it, alright? 306 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,720 Everybody here drinks like fishes, 307 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,472 and I can't have one little drink. 308 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,058 Yeah, no, Mom. You can't, apparently, have one drink. 309 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,728 Everybody's always picking on me! 310 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,065 - Dad, are you okay? - Yeah, I-I'll be alright. Yeah, I'm fine. 311 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,901 Family, huh? 312 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,069 Oh. 313 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029 It sucks. 314 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,824 Get your stuff. I wanna go. Let's go. We're leaving. 315 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,742 - Tricia! - You know what, Sam? 316 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,869 I'm tired of dealing with it. It's your turn. 317 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,896 Hey, kid. Oh, thank god you're here. 318 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,524 - Oh, hey, Fred. - You okay? 319 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,735 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 320 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,737 You know what the Rock always says? 321 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,449 - I don't. - Control the controllables. 322 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,302 - What does that mean? - It means you're here, you got yourself a drink, 323 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,538 there's a microphone. Come on. We need you. 324 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,081 - Okay. - Yeah? 325 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,250 - Yeah. - You ready to give these kids a treat? 326 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295 - Sure. - Jeez, we're doing great, but we need the energy a little up, 327 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,273 and I know you can bring it. I know you can bring it. 328 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,759 - I'm excited. Alright? Let 'er rip! Let 'er rip! - Alright, let it rip. 329 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,473 Alright, give it up for Judy's magic fingers! 330 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,309 Wonderful! Alright, thank you. 331 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,519 Alright, we got one more to go, 332 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,772 and you are in for a treat, kiddos, 333 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,524 because here she is, our very own 334 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,318 Little Miss Sampire! 335 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,944 Come on, Sammy! 336 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,947 Come on, Sammy. 337 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,533 - Change the vibe in here, please. - Okay. 338 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,038 Okay... 339 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,625 You guys'll know it. 340 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717 Woo! 341 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,845 ♪ Didn't I make you feel ♪ 342 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,016 ♪ Like you were the only ♪ 343 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,518 ♪ Man ♪ 344 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,228 Yeah! Yes! 345 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,815 - ♪ Yeah, didn't I give you nearly everything ♪ 346 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,983 ♪ That a woman possibly can ♪ 347 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,985 ♪ Honey, you know I did! ♪ 348 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,530 ♪ And each time I tell myself ♪ 349 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,074 ♪ That I think I've had enough ♪ 350 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,452 ♪ And now, I'm gonna show you, baby ♪ 351 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,663 ♪ That a woman can be tough ♪ 352 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,998 ♪ I want you to come on ♪ 353 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,126 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 354 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,545 ♪ Come on and ♪ 355 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,754 ♪ Take it ♪ 356 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,383 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 357 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,718 ♪ Oh shit! Break it ♪ 358 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,972 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now, darling ♪ 359 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,765 ♪ Yeah ♪ 360 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,225 Come on! 361 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,979 ♪ Have a little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 362 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,982 ♪ You know you've got it ♪ 363 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:14,319 ♪ 'Cause it makes you feel good ♪ 364 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,989 Hi, Fred Rococo. 365 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,324 - Come here! - Really? 366 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,869 ♪ You're out on the street ♪ 367 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,704 ♪ Looking good! ♪ 368 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,665 ♪ But, baby, deep down in your heart ♪ 369 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,376 ♪ You gotta know that shit ain't right ♪ 370 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,504 ♪ Never, never, never, never, never hear me ♪ 371 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,257 ♪ When I cry, when I cry at night ♪ 372 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,968 ♪ And, honey, I cry all the time ♪ 373 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,096 ♪ And each time I tell myself ♪ 374 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,056 ♪ That I can't stand the pain ♪ 375 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,184 ♪ Oh, when you hold me in your arms ♪ 376 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,770 ♪ And I sing it once again ♪ 377 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,231 ♪ I want you to come on ♪ 378 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,774 ♪ Come on ♪ 379 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,736 ♪ Come on, come on... ♪ 380 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,739 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 381 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,408 ♪ Come on, yeah! ♪ 382 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,701 ♪ Take it! ♪ 383 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,413 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 384 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,414 Sing it with me! 385 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,874 ♪ Oh, break it! ♪ 386 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,543 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now ♪ 387 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794 ♪ Darling, yeah ♪ 388 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,588 - What? - Have a...! 389 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,466 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now ♪ 390 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,092 ♪ Baby ♪ 391 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,845 ♪ You know you've got it ♪ 392 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,474 ♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪ 393 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,575 Killed it. Killed it. You got it. 394 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,160 Yeah! 395 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,871 Yeah! Sammy! 396 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,505 You should rest that foot, Dad. 397 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,799 Farm doesn't take care of itself. 398 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,011 There's work to do. 399 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,101 You need to talk to her. 400 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,564 About going to rehab, Dad. 401 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,983 You're as crazy as your sister. 402 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,484 Rehab. 403 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,279 - What are we, movie stars? - Dad... 404 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,990 So, she drinks too much sometimes. 405 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,908 We all do it. That's not a crime. 406 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,119 You brought the beer. 407 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,329 Yeah. 408 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833 But, this is different. 409 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,794 She ran over your foot. 410 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,255 She could've really hurt Shannon up there. 411 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,923 Dad, I mean... 412 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,134 what's next? 413 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,181 Look, if you girls wanna talk to her... 414 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,391 She's not gonna listen to us. 415 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,313 MJ and me, we've known each other 416 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,441 since we were 15 years old. You... 417 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,359 You're with somebody that long, 418 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,696 you-you stop being separate people. You become... 419 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,282 some kinda... 420 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,493 four-legged creature. 421 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,371 She's my other half. 422 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:58,418 - I'd sooner cut off my arm than harm her. - I know. 423 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,965 That's why it has to be you, Dad. 424 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,329 ♪ I know just how to whisper ♪ 425 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,083 ♪ And I know just how to cry ♪ 426 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,545 ♪ I know just where to find the answers ♪ 427 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:27,257 ♪ And I know just how to lie ♪ 428 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,594 ♪ I know just how to fake it ♪ 429 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:34,389 ♪ And I know just how to scheme ♪ 430 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,517 ♪ I know just when to face the truth ♪ 431 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,354 ♪ And then I know just when to dream ♪ 432 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,858 ♪ And I know just where to touch you ♪ 433 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,612 ♪ And I know just what to prove ♪ 434 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:51,907 ♪ I know when to pull you closer ♪ 435 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,452 ♪ And I know when to let you loose ♪ 436 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,997 ♪ And I know the night is fading ♪ 437 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,375 ♪ And I know the time's gonna fly ♪ 438 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:06,087 ♪ And I never gotta tell you everything I gotta tell ♪ 439 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,591 ♪ But I know I gotta give it a try ♪ 440 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:13,094 ♪ And I know the roads to riches ♪ 441 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,723 ♪ And I know the ways to fame ♪ 442 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:20,101 ♪ I know all the rules, and then I know how to break 'em ♪ 443 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,605 ♪ And I always know the name of the game ♪ 444 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,775 ♪ But, I don't know how to leave you... ♪ 32764

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