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- What did he do?
- Dealing fentanyl.
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Really?
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Hey, what's up, Sam?
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey.
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- Hi. Good morning. Drive.
- Good morning.
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I am amped the fuck up!
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I have been racking my brain,
trying to figure out
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why the fuck was Rick
at choir practice?
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Anyone can go to choir practice.
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Ah, that dumb fuck.
No fucking way
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he'd show up there on his own.
No fuckin' way!
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You know, I was over Tricia's
house, and he's laying around,
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playing games like
he always fucking does,
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and I see something sticking
out of his pants, and I'm like
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what the fuck is that?
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And it was a big old
fuckin' wad of fuckin' cash!
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Well, sounds like
business is good. Great.
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That motherfucker doesn't have
two nickels to rub together.
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His allowance is like, I don't
know, 30 bucks a week or something.
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- Oh. That is small.
- Yeah,
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so how the fuck does
he have all that money
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in his fuckin' pants, and what
the fuck is it fuckin' for?
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Huh?
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Think about it. Think about it.
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- Okay.
- Drugs.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- Really?
- It's everywhere, man.
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Oh my god, pull in here.
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Oh, Randy's working!
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- Hey, Joel.
- Hey.
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Oh. Hey, Sam. I didn't see you there.
Uh, hang on a sec.
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Oh no, that's okay.
If I have any more coffee,
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- my heart's gonna explode.
Now, Joel...
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So, uh, when'd you
two start hanging out.
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Oh. Well, um, okay,
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- you know I work at...
- It's not the time, Joel. Joel, Joel, Joel.
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Sorry, Randy. We have to go.
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- Okay. No problem.
- Thank you. Okay.
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- Pull over there by the dumpster.
- Say hi to Tammy.
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Oh my god! Are we buying drugs?
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No!
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Well, it's just that you
had me park by a dumpster,
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and you're talking
about all this stuff...
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Joel, Rick is selling drugs.
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What? No. Rick-Rick?
Are you sure?
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Well, if he is,
I'm gonna cut his dick off.
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That's Shannon's dad! Fuck.
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Look, he stops
here every morning.
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He's a very predictable dude.
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At least, I thought he was.
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You know,
I've stalked people online,
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but I haven't stalked
anybody in person in,
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like, since high school,
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so this is kinda
exciting for me.
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- Oh, that's him! Get down!
- Oh god.
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- Huh!
- Ew, that's your bottom!
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This is so intense!
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Don't sniff!
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It looks like Toto!
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Couldn't it be like a gambling
problem or something?
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No. Rick is way too unlucky.
To his credit, he knows it.
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Oh my god, embezzling.
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Joel, I've given this
a lot of thought.
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It has to be drugs.
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Why else would Rick
be at choir practice
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-if it wasn't to move some fucking product?
- I really don't think
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anyone there would be
buying... Oh my god.
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- What?
- Oh shit, shit, shit.
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He's stopping.
He's pulling over!
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- He's pulling over!
- He can't see me!
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay, just be cool.
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Pull a casual U-turn and park
where you can have eyes on him.
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What's a casual U-turn?
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I can't be casual
about breaking the law.
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- Joel, just turn around and park!
- Okay, okay!
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Joel, park over there!
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- Oh, I don't like that spot...
- Joel, park the fucking car!
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I like to have shade!
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Oh my god, Joel!
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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All clear.
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Oh my god. This is
some shady fuckin' shit.
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- Oh my god.
- What?
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- What?
- It's Bill Baker.
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Who's Bill Baker?
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Bill Baker, the chainsaw artist.
He's a genius.
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His beaver is
installed in Town Hall.
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- That's pretty cool.
- What's he making?
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Excuse me.
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- I'm a birder.
- What are the chances?
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Wait, gimme those.
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- But I'm... I'm using them right now, but...
- Just give them.
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- What is it?
- Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
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- Get out your phone.
- Oh.
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And get ready to hit record
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as soon as shit
starts going down.
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Copy that.
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You gonna get a little hot dog?
You sick fuck. Oh yeah.
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- How am I gonna know when shit is starting to go down.
- Oh, you're gonna know.
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But how?
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I just saw Poppy's
new window display.
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They have a Toto
in a little raincoat.
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I know. I saw it. I freaked out.
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- It's disarmingly adorable.
- Well,
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we are gonna fight
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fire with fire.
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He hasn't moved for
40 fuckin' minutes.
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Maybe he just
loves chainsaw art.
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- Joel...
- I mean, who doesn't?
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Man, I'm really starting to
crash from all that caffeine.
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I could use, like,
a little snack or...
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I might have something
in the winter survival kit.
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- Oh.
- Like an old granola bar.
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- Mm, I love an old granola bar.
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Hit me.
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One time, I drove off the road
during this crazy blizzard.
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You don't even wanna know
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-the things I had to do to get through.
- Um, yes, I do!
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- No.
- Come on, just tell me one little thing.
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- No.
- What, did you, um...
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take yourself a little cup...
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take your little, or big...
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penis out,
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fill up that cup
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with some wee-wee?
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♪ I gotta drink my wee-wee ♪
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- Oh no... Oh no...
- Why would I have to drink my own urine
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during a snowstorm? There
was plenty of water to drink.
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♪ Drink, drink,
drink my wee-wee ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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- I gotta drink it.
- Drink it!
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- Drink it!
- Uh, drink it! Oh, fuck!
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- Where's Rick? Fuck. We gotta...
- Oh right.
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- This is serious. Pay attention.
- Right. Okay.
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- What do you wanna sing at choir practice tonight?
- Oh, shit.
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God, I don't know.
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- There's so many solid gold options.
- Yeah.
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Maybe you could do a rocker.
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I don't know. It's only
my second time. It just, uh...
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I don't wanna go too crazy.
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How about, like,
a little Air Supply?
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Or maybe something more classic?
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- What's more classic than Air Supply?
- That's a good point.
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But are we All Out Of Love,
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or are we Lost In Love?
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Or are we Making Love...
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Out Of Nothing At All?
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- It's cute, right?
- It's so cute.
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So cute!
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Come on!
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Fuck!
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- Hi, Mom.
- Your father wants to know
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if you're coming home
for the barbecue.
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I'm making my egg salad...
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Oh, you know what? I got
a lot going on today, Mom.
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Um, actually, I-I gotta go. Bye.
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Are we still gonna
be tailing Rick then?
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'Cause I have some stuff.
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No, he'll be at
my parents' house.
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Well, then you gotta be there.
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No. I have better things to do.
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Saturdays are actually
pretty big for me.
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- Oh really? You got, like, a Saturday ritual?
- I do.
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- Oh!
- I like to sit down and write out a list
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of goals for the week, and...
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then, of course, I write down
a list of accomplishments
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-for the previous week and stuff like that.
- Oh my god!
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- That's so amazing!
- Yeah.
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I don't do any of that.
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I like to lay around,
drinking wine in my underwear.
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- Oh. Hm...
- It's pretty fuckin' great.
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Hm.
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"Hm" what?
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I don't know.
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Just... sounds a little lonely.
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Yeah, well, it works for me.
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Okay.
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And what do you do
with your Saturdays?
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Like church outreach
stuff mostly.
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I do ESL, I do
youth group mentoring.
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Today, we're packing up, uh,
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donations from the canned
good and toiletry drive.
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Then, I'm gonna set up
for choir practice.
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Every other weekend,
I have this volunteer gig
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at the pediatric clinic.
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And then, I do
sometimes do clowning
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- for the kids in the hospital.
- Jesus.
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You do so much stuff.
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Eh. I just...
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try to keep busy,
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- make sure that the terror
doesn't creep in.
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Rick is on the move.
He's on the move!
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- Well, fuck, let's go!
- Oh.
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Okay. Um...
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Fuck.
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Just keep three cars
between us, okay?
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But there aren't any other cars.
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Alright, well, then hang back.
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- Joel...
- Oh wait, I'm just gonna let this guy go.
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Joel, no, no, no! Go
around, or we're gonna lose him!
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Well, no.
I can't go around.
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- Joel...
- What about oncoming traffic?
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You just said that there were
no other cars, Joel! Hit it!
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- No... No. It's too risky!
- No, no, no! Hit it! Go!
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It's not risky!
You can't hesitate!
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Just pull up and go around.
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- You can do it!
- Don't hesitate.
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Don't hesitate.
Don't hesitate.
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Hit it!
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Oh... no!
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- I'm sorry, I hesitated. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Joel!
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Joel, we're gonna lose him!
Go! Go! Go!
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- Don't hesitate! Just go!
- Oh god! Ah!
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- Ah! Car! There's a car!
- Ah! Go! Go! Go!
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- Oh god!
- You did it! You did it! You did it!
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- You did it!
- Oh, that was scary and fun!
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Oh no!
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- Oh no, no, no, where's Rick?
- God, where is he?
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Fuck, we lost him. Fuck...
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- Hi, honey.
- Where are you?
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- I thought we were getting lunch.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm just helping Sam
out with something.
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Michael:
What does she need help with?
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Just some music
and stuff for tonight.
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- Okay. Joel? Have fun with Sam.
- Wha...
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- Michael says hi.
- Really?
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Ah. What is this, a leap year?
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How did we get to be so lucky?
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Hey, Dad.
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What's Rick doing on the grill?
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Eh, I figured I'd let him burn
the chicken for a change.
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Are you ladies ready?
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No, Dad...
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♪ I get my kisses
in the meadow ♪
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♪ He gets his kisses
by the stream... ♪
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♪ I get my kisses from my baby ♪
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♪ I get 'em on the count
of one, two, three ♪
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ He gets them on the count
of one, two, three... ♪
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- Hey, Sam.
- Hi, Mom.
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You want another cold one?
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Nah...
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I want chips and salsa
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and a frozen margarita for dinner.
Is that so wrong?
246
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,062
No, that is so right,
Pastor Deb.
247
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,981
Emmet? Margs?
248
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,275
- Okay.
- Okay, great.
249
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319
You two go on ahead.
I'm gonna stay behind though
250
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,404
because I wanna work on
some new choir music.
251
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,240
Oh. Right.
252
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,075
I can't wait to hear it.
253
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,996
Yeah, it's a really great essay, Shan.
I love it.
254
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,291
And that stuff about you and
Grandpa with the popcorn garden?
255
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,002
- Hit me right in
the heart. So sweet.
256
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,314
I didn't know that you asked
Sam to help with your essay.
257
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,048
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's her job.
258
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:19,965
Yeah, I know it's her job,
259
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,927
but I was accepted everywhere
260
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,012
I applied to, so...
261
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,514
You know, why don't
you ask your mom
262
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,033
to help you with that
community service part
263
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,951
- you've been struggling with.
- I'd be happy to! Scooch.
264
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,936
It'll be great.
265
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,271
And I am gonna go check on Mom
266
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,107
and see what's going on with
that egg salad situation.
267
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,237
- You're doing it wrong.
- Just the one paragraph?
268
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,906
- Yeah.
- Now, honey, right off the bat,
269
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,616
I don't like this typeface.
270
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,000
What the fuck? Oh,
271
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,419
you dumb little fuck-nut.
What the fuck are you doing?
272
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,839
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing...
273
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,592
- What are you doing?
- Oh my god! Uh, nothing!
274
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,303
I was just, um... Oh god.
I'm a little cold.
275
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,057
Huh. Well, you can't be
that cold. You're sweating.
276
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,101
Yeah, well, I run hot.
You know that.
277
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,187
I thought you just said
that you were cold.
278
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,190
I did. I was. Now, I'm not.
279
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,026
Excuse me.
280
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,946
Okay...
281
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,303
Rick: I think we're good.
I got my sous chef.
282
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,971
Don't burn it.
283
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,849
Dad'll make fun of you forever.
284
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,355
Wouldn't you be more
comfortable at the table?
285
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149
Eh, too comfortable where I am.
286
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,484
I guess so.
You haven't moved all day.
287
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,487
Hey, I just got a call.
I gotta run. Busted heat pump.
288
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,489
- Babe, it's family time.
- I know,
289
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,117
- but it's my weekend on.
- Hey, hon! I gotta go.
290
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,702
Bye, Dad.
291
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,550
Mom!
292
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,680
- There's shells in here, Mom!
- Well, eat around them.
293
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,187
Anybody want s'mores?
294
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,187
- Shannon! Are you okay?
- I'm good. I'm okay.
295
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,489
Mom! What were you thinking?
296
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,892
Shannon could've
really been hurt!
297
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,617
It was an honest mistake.
298
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,536
- Don't make such a federal case.
- God, Mom, you're wasted!
299
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,039
Everybody just calm... Ah!
300
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,666
- Ah! Ow!
- Dad!
301
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,001
- What happened?
- My foot must've fallen asleep.
302
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,245
Don't blame that on me!
He shouldn't have been standing
303
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,798
- behind the car.
- You ran over Dad?
304
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,299
His foot. Don't be so dramatic.
305
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,052
I-I'm fine. Everyone
just stop it, alright?
306
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,720
Everybody here
drinks like fishes,
307
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,472
and I can't have
one little drink.
308
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,058
Yeah, no, Mom. You can't,
apparently, have one drink.
309
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,728
Everybody's always
picking on me!
310
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,065
- Dad, are you okay?
- Yeah, I-I'll be alright. Yeah, I'm fine.
311
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,901
Family, huh?
312
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,069
Oh.
313
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029
It sucks.
314
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,824
Get your stuff. I wanna go.
Let's go. We're leaving.
315
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,742
- Tricia!
- You know what, Sam?
316
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,869
I'm tired of dealing
with it. It's your turn.
317
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,896
Hey, kid.
Oh, thank god you're here.
318
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,524
- Oh, hey, Fred.
- You okay?
319
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,735
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
320
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,737
You know what
the Rock always says?
321
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,449
- I don't.
- Control the controllables.
322
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,302
- What does that mean?
- It means you're here, you got yourself a drink,
323
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,538
there's a microphone.
Come on. We need you.
324
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,081
- Okay.
- Yeah?
325
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,250
- Yeah.
- You ready to give these kids a treat?
326
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295
- Sure.
- Jeez, we're doing great, but we need the energy a little up,
327
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,273
and I know you can bring it.
I know you can bring it.
328
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,759
- I'm excited. Alright? Let 'er rip! Let 'er rip!
- Alright, let it rip.
329
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,473
Alright, give it up
for Judy's magic fingers!
330
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,309
Wonderful! Alright, thank you.
331
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,519
Alright, we got one more to go,
332
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,772
and you are in for
a treat, kiddos,
333
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,524
because here she is,
our very own
334
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,318
Little Miss Sampire!
335
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,944
Come on, Sammy!
336
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,947
Come on, Sammy.
337
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,533
- Change the vibe in here, please.
- Okay.
338
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,038
Okay...
339
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,625
You guys'll know it.
340
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
Woo!
341
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,845
♪ Didn't I make you feel ♪
342
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,016
♪ Like you were the only ♪
343
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,518
♪ Man ♪
344
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,228
Yeah! Yes!
345
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,815
- ♪ Yeah, didn't I give
you nearly everything ♪
346
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,983
♪ That a woman possibly can ♪
347
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,985
♪ Honey, you know I did! ♪
348
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,530
♪ And each time I tell myself ♪
349
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,074
♪ That I think I've had enough ♪
350
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,452
♪ And now, I'm gonna
show you, baby ♪
351
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,663
♪ That a woman can be tough ♪
352
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,998
♪ I want you to come on ♪
353
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,126
♪ Come on, come on ♪
354
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,545
♪ Come on and ♪
355
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,754
♪ Take it ♪
356
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,383
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
357
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,718
♪ Oh shit! Break it ♪
358
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,972
♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now, darling ♪
359
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,765
♪ Yeah ♪
360
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,225
Come on!
361
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,979
♪ Have a little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
362
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,982
♪ You know you've got it ♪
363
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:14,319
♪ 'Cause it makes
you feel good ♪
364
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,989
Hi, Fred Rococo.
365
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,324
- Come here!
- Really?
366
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,869
♪ You're out on the street ♪
367
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,704
♪ Looking good! ♪
368
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,665
♪ But, baby, deep
down in your heart ♪
369
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,376
♪ You gotta know
that shit ain't right ♪
370
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,504
♪ Never, never, never,
never, never hear me ♪
371
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,257
♪ When I cry,
when I cry at night ♪
372
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,968
♪ And, honey,
I cry all the time ♪
373
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,096
♪ And each time I tell myself ♪
374
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,056
♪ That I can't stand the pain ♪
375
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,184
♪ Oh, when you hold
me in your arms ♪
376
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,770
♪ And I sing it once again ♪
377
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,231
♪ I want you to come on ♪
378
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,774
♪ Come on ♪
379
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,736
♪ Come on, come on... ♪
380
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,739
♪ Come on, come on ♪
381
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,408
♪ Come on, yeah! ♪
382
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,701
♪ Take it! ♪
383
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,413
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
384
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,414
Sing it with me!
385
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,874
♪ Oh, break it! ♪
386
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,543
♪ Break another little
piece of my heart now ♪
387
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794
♪ Darling, yeah ♪
388
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,588
- What?
- Have a...!
389
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,466
♪ Have another little
piece of my heart now ♪
390
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,092
♪ Baby ♪
391
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,845
♪ You know you've got it ♪
392
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,474
♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪
393
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,575
Killed it. Killed it.
You got it.
394
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,160
Yeah!
395
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,871
Yeah! Sammy!
396
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,505
You should rest that foot, Dad.
397
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,799
Farm doesn't take
care of itself.
398
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,011
There's work to do.
399
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,101
You need to talk to her.
400
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,564
About going to rehab, Dad.
401
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,983
You're as crazy as your sister.
402
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,484
Rehab.
403
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,279
- What are we, movie stars?
- Dad...
404
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,990
So, she drinks
too much sometimes.
405
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,908
We all do it.
That's not a crime.
406
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,119
You brought the beer.
407
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,329
Yeah.
408
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833
But, this is different.
409
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,794
She ran over your foot.
410
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,255
She could've really
hurt Shannon up there.
411
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,923
Dad, I mean...
412
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,134
what's next?
413
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,181
Look, if you girls
wanna talk to her...
414
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,391
She's not gonna listen to us.
415
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,313
MJ and me,
we've known each other
416
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,441
since we were
15 years old. You...
417
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,359
You're with somebody that long,
418
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,696
you-you stop being separate people.
You become...
419
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,282
some kinda...
420
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,493
four-legged creature.
421
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,371
She's my other half.
422
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:58,418
- I'd sooner cut off my arm than harm her.
- I know.
423
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,965
That's why it has
to be you, Dad.
424
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,329
♪ I know just how to whisper ♪
425
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,083
♪ And I know just how to cry ♪
426
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,545
♪ I know just where
to find the answers ♪
427
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:27,257
♪ And I know just how to lie ♪
428
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,594
♪ I know just how to fake it ♪
429
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:34,389
♪ And I know just
how to scheme ♪
430
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,517
♪ I know just when
to face the truth ♪
431
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,354
♪ And then I know
just when to dream ♪
432
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,858
♪ And I know just
where to touch you ♪
433
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,612
♪ And I know just
what to prove ♪
434
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:51,907
♪ I know when to
pull you closer ♪
435
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,452
♪ And I know when
to let you loose ♪
436
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,997
♪ And I know
the night is fading ♪
437
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,375
♪ And I know the time's
gonna fly ♪
438
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:06,087
♪ And I never gotta tell you
everything I gotta tell ♪
439
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,591
♪ But I know I gotta
give it a try ♪
440
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:13,094
♪ And I know
the roads to riches ♪
441
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,723
♪ And I know the ways to fame ♪
442
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:20,101
♪ I know all the rules, and
then I know how to break 'em ♪
443
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,605
♪ And I always know
the name of the game ♪
444
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,775
♪ But, I don't know
how to leave you... ♪
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