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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:04,040 Ripped by - YoungJedi - 2 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,772 Look sharp, son. 3 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,941 We're in for one hell of a battle. 4 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:27,111 General Krieg, is it true the Shale Steps fell? 5 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,654 Aye. 6 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:32,658 And the monster is still unknown. 7 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:35,661 But you are the Arms of Emon, 8 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:39,498 entrusted by Sovereign Uriel with the safety of the realm. 9 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:44,086 We don't need to know the enemy, we only need know ourselves. 10 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:47,506 Our training, our devotion to this land. 11 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:50,468 No matter the danger, victory is ours 12 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:55,306 if we fight with honor and raise our swords on high. 13 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,767 You heard the General. For Emon. 14 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:00,436 - As one! - As one! 15 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:03,230 What a load of shite. 16 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,149 Best finish making camp. 17 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:08,235 A storm's blowing through tonight. 18 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:23,876 Is that... 19 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,920 Eyes up. We've got incoming. 20 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,382 Stand your ground. 21 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,886 Archers, make ready. 22 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,763 - Let loose! - Fire! 23 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,314 Ready the catapult! 24 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,237 Release! 25 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,450 - Yeah! - Yeah! 26 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,765 Fuck honor. 27 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,639 And you saw it? 28 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:43,515 - What did this? - The beast 29 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,601 is a blue dragon, sire. 30 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,645 Only a few of us managed to escape. 31 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,772 My Gods. 32 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,107 Allura, you've dealt with such creatures in the past. 33 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,567 How do we fight it? 34 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:55,903 Oh, that was a red dragon, years ago. 35 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,864 But to my experience, dragons are fiercely intelligent, 36 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,574 calculating creatures. 37 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,451 Their machinations run deep. 38 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,583 Ah, Sir Fince finally joins us. 39 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:12,920 I hope this crisis hasn't kept you from your skulking. 40 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,006 I've been gathering intelligence we sorely lack. 41 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,384 Seems your band of fools have gone missing. 42 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,887 Safe to say you've sent Vox Machina to their doom? 43 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,682 Doom? We don't know the meaning of the word. 44 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,350 Uh, I certainly don't. 45 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,311 Sovereign, hold on to your goddamn crown. 46 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:32,189 We've discovered that the monster is none other than 47 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,233 a blue dragon! 48 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,276 We know. 49 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,361 Did you kill it? 50 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,946 I wouldn't say "kill," really. 51 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,365 We're still kind of working on that part. 52 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:45,244 I can't believe you made it out alive. 53 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,954 How did you survive? 54 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,123 Mm, trade secrets, I'm afraid, Kriegy. 55 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,708 We hid and it flew away. 56 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,918 Wait. 57 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:55,170 How did we survive that? 58 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,047 These blabbering fools 59 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,216 are useless, sire. 60 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,760 Perhaps if we made an offering to the dragon. 61 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,346 Gold in exchange for peace? 62 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,473 Why don't we shake its hand and offer it a fucking pint 63 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,683 while we're at it? 64 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,727 A dragon cannot be bartered with. 65 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:13,105 If it desires Emon's destruction, it will not relent. 66 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:16,775 You heard her, sire. You know what must be done. 67 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,737 But what if it attacks the city? We'd be sitting ducks. 68 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:22,114 What would you have me do? Let it burn more farmland, 69 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,907 slaughter more innocents? 70 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,368 No. We will bring the fight to it 71 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,203 on our terms. 72 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,831 General, you may move our soldiers at dawn. 73 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,583 But sire, you know as... 74 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,668 I have made my decision, Lady Kima. 75 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,214 This council is adjourned. 76 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,466 All right, you heard him. Clear out. 77 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:43,552 Hey, hey, hands off. I'm leaving. Geez. 78 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,596 Uh, don't kill it before we do. 79 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,140 Y-Your offer's still on the table, right? 80 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,185 Yes, you are... 81 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,394 Oh, yes, you... Oh. 82 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,400 I felt it again, that same feeling I had 83 00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,693 around the dragon. 84 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,697 There must be a connection. 85 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,449 One of them is working with that fucker. 86 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,451 Uh-huh. Uh-huh, yeah. I bet... 87 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,411 I bet it's Allura. 88 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,747 I never trust anyone prettier than me. 89 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,499 Uh-huh, uh-huh. I knew it. 90 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:16,919 - No, you dipshits. Fince. - The creepy one. 91 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,171 Looked like a withered piece of scrap leather? 92 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,714 Oh. 93 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,674 I didn't catch anybody's name. 94 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,177 So, what do we do next? 95 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,721 Vax and Pike go to Gilmore's. 96 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,640 Buy us a weapon that can kill a dragon. 97 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,643 Uh, with what? We're flat fucking broke. 98 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,646 Please, with the way that man dotes on you, 99 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,523 I'm sure you can work something out. 100 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,733 The rest of us will split up and search for Fince. 101 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,027 If you find him, don't let him out of your sight. 102 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,238 That sounds like a plan. 103 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,199 But, uh, you're not the only one with ideas, Vex. 104 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,910 {\an8}Is that so? Please Scanlan, tell me yours. 105 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:55,040 Uh, I'll tell you 106 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,334 when I have one. 107 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,175 You have entered a realm 108 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:09,888 of mystery, of magic, of marvel. 109 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:13,767 Welcome to Gilmore's Glorious Goods! 110 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:17,396 Enchanted curials and magical artifacts at discounted prices. 111 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:19,982 I take gold, silver, platinum... 112 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:24,027 Why, if it isn't the mysterious Vax'ildan? 113 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:28,282 Oh, I was hoping you would swing back through again. 114 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,370 Glad to see you've lost none of your charm, Gilmore. 115 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,622 Oh, listen to you. 116 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,082 Don't. Stop. 117 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:40,002 I can't take it. 118 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,754 I've missed your visits. 119 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,592 - Hi. - So, 120 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,887 are you here on business or pleasure? 121 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,972 Uh, business, I'm afraid. 122 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,683 We need information on blue dragons. 123 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:55,642 Hmm? 124 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,227 Particularly, how to kill them. 125 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,021 Well, for 20,000 gold, I'll sell you 126 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:03,567 this handy-dandy magic Lance of Dragon Slaying. 127 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,944 A fantastic bargain. 128 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:09,865 We can't presently afford such a weapon, 129 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:13,577 but perhaps some advice for a tiny fee? 130 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:17,998 Hopefully what you're offering isn't too tiny. 131 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,460 I-I suppose size isn't everything. 132 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,671 We need to know if blue dragons have any weaknesses. 133 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,506 Weaknesses, eh? 134 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,967 Well, to start, they're egomaniacs. 135 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,428 They hate being insulted and have tremendous vanity. 136 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,430 Not that I can relate. 137 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,515 Hi. Still here. 138 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,100 Is there any way to stop them? 139 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,771 Honestly, there's no simple way to kill a dragon. 140 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,773 Even in tomes of old, 141 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:46,068 legends of their destruction are largely poetic drivel. 142 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,820 Ah. 143 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,865 "The Wyrm shall only find defeat 144 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,785 in the gorge where the twin rivers meet." 145 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,204 See? Cute, but... 146 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,622 Useless. 147 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,416 While dragon anatomy is a topic for many a scholar, 148 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,087 anyone close enough to find out seems to get themselves 149 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,964 snapped up. 150 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,341 Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, 151 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,176 but you get what you pay for. 152 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,762 Gilmore, this is all very helpful. 153 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,555 Even the bullshit. 154 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,557 If we survive this... 155 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,226 ...I owe you dinner. 156 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,312 You owe me more than that, my handsome half-elf. 157 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,773 All right, you two, foreplay's over. 158 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,900 We should probably go find our friends. 159 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,448 So, um, 160 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,325 what were we supposed to be doing, again? 161 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,120 I don't know, searching for Fince or something. 162 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,788 God, this is boring. 163 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,665 Hold up. 164 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:45,210 You know where that creepy little taint-raisin would be? 165 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,837 The brothel. Oh, yeah. 166 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:50,299 Yeah, we can investigate there for hours if we need to. 167 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,676 Yeah, but, won't Vex be kind of pissed 168 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,511 if we ain't doing what she said to? 169 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,055 I don't give a wet fart what she thinks. 170 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,975 Clearly, I'm the brains of this operation. 171 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:03,645 Really? 'Cause she told me you have "dick for brains," 172 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,648 which doesn't seem possible. 173 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,152 You know what, screw Vex and her stupid feather head. 174 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,778 I'm going to the brothel. 175 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 It's that thin-lipped crypt keeper. 176 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,753 Come on. 177 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,438 Hey, can you see him from up there? 178 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,775 That way. Across the street. 179 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,610 He's sneaking up to that fancy manor. 180 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,071 - Oh! The fuck... Fuck... - Hmm? 181 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:04,915 Okay. That skanky goat groper is up to no good. 182 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:08,001 You keep an eye on that house, I'll go get the others. 183 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,670 Right. Can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back? 184 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,047 What? A sandw... No. 185 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,091 I'm not going on a food run, dummy. 186 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,885 Please? 187 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,513 what do you want? 188 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,350 Mmm. 189 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,645 So good. 190 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,356 Sturdy lock. 191 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,441 Nothing a little magical song can't handle. 192 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,779 Open your back door, baby 193 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:39,241 Loosen your hinges, I'll show you my key 194 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,535 Damn. That usually works. 195 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,955 What if I heat the metal and melt the lock? 196 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,459 What the hell, Keyleth? This is imported silk. 197 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,545 The lock doesn't seem to be magical. 198 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,880 I'm not sensing anything. 199 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,426 Can you people do nothing right? It's just a damn door. 200 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,969 Hmm? 201 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,971 Hmm? 202 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,520 All it takes is a little finesse. 203 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,522 Amateurs. 204 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,899 That was my toothpick. 205 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,736 Wow. 206 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,655 This place is fancy. 207 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,323 Apparently Krieg lives here. 208 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,159 And has dreadful taste in art. 209 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,412 Oh, shit. I bet Fince is here to assassinate his ass. 210 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,746 Oh, you think? 211 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,415 Why don't you three head to the second floor? 212 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,916 Scanlan and Grog, search the attic. 213 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,544 Vax and I will start here. 214 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:36,214 Or maybe we all just go check the cellar. 215 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,972 Aha! 216 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,641 We caught you blue-handed, chicken humper! 217 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,226 Drop your blade. 218 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,021 What? No, no, you don't understand. 219 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,064 I'm not stealing anything. 220 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,816 Of course you're not. And that sword 221 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,694 isn't to murder General Krieg with, either, right? 222 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,197 Pike, I think it is. 223 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,658 You must listen to me. These documents are evidence. 224 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,454 General Krieg is planning to... 225 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,545 What? 226 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339 - Krieg! - Krieg! 227 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,840 Nice bloody technique. 228 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,800 How do you stay so quiet in that armor? 229 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,845 Oh, no. 230 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,850 He's the one, in league with the... 231 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,393 Of course it was me. 232 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,063 I championed you because you're a bunch of witless oafs 233 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065 who no one gives two shites about. 234 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:39,236 You've been lucky so far, but you have no idea 235 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,030 what you have gotten yourself into. 236 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,366 I've got him. 237 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,621 Finesse, huh? 238 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,292 Krieg! 239 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,675 He's gone. 240 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,927 Quite the keen observation, Scanlan. 241 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:07,055 There must be a hidden exit or trap door. 242 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,431 Fan out. 243 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,183 Look for some kind of fulcrum. 244 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,310 Wait, a fuck room? 245 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,853 I mean, that's what I heard. 246 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,105 A lever, a button. 247 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,440 Just... stand over there, Grog, 248 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,734 and don't touch anything. 249 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,280 Whoa. 250 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,075 You guys, everything in this room is magical. 251 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,160 Where do we even start? 252 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,079 Oh. 253 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,205 Oh, my. 254 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,126 Oh, how booty-ful. 255 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,254 This guy really has a thing for dragons. 256 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,136 Grog, it's rude to stare. 257 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,179 Grog, you're being gross. 258 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,100 Oh! Keyleth, you found it! 259 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,226 It's a portal! 260 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,437 Nice work. 261 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,605 Brilliant, really. 262 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,815 Oh. It was nothing. 263 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,900 She threw a book at a head. It was nothing. 264 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,654 My arms. Scanlan, lookit! 265 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,073 They're in the booty. 266 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,367 That is so cool. 267 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,578 Listen, if we're gonna fight Krieg, 268 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,747 we have to do this as a team, all right? 269 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,665 Organized. As one. 270 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,667 Please, we... We don't do organized. 271 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,669 Look at us. We're Vox Machina. 272 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,463 We fuck shit up. 273 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,214 Can we at least try? 274 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,300 Can we at least go, already? 275 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,469 Lead the way, big man. 276 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,807 {\an8}You know what, guys, uh, good luck. 277 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,310 {\an8}I'm just gonna keep a lookout from here. 278 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,067 So cold. 279 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,777 What is this place? 280 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,112 High in the mountains, I'd say. 281 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,741 Wherever we are, 282 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,910 we're far from Emon. 283 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,915 No way. 284 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,500 Gold. 285 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,335 Gold. Gold! 286 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,253 Seems excessive for a council member. 287 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,214 Seems excessive for anyone. 288 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,757 Yeah! 289 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,929 Magic scrolls, jewels, potions. 290 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,597 Is this a troll dick? 291 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,016 Think of all the ale I could buy. 292 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,519 Buddy, we could be drunk for weeks. 293 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,937 Days, even! 294 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:22,023 You know what, Uriel can keep his paltry payment. 295 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,608 We're rich! 296 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,527 Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 297 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,029 This gold didn't fall out of the fucking sky. 298 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,572 This is a horde! 299 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,866 We're in the dragon's lair! 300 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,285 Those are pretty. 301 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,954 But also... 302 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,123 ominous. 303 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,587 Intruders. 304 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,925 I didn't do that. Did I do that? 305 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176 I don't think I did that. 306 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,388 I must say, 307 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,390 I'm impressed. 308 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,642 To tell you the truth, I was certain 309 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,980 you would die the moment you met the mighty Brimscythe. 310 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:06,401 But it seems some vermin are harder to kill than others. 311 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:10,488 You-you wanted Uriel to send the entire army out of Emon. 312 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,283 So your dragon friend could wipe them out. 313 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,786 The Age of Man is coming to an end. 314 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,957 There was a time when dragons ruled all of Tal'Dorei, 315 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,919 {\an8}when we ruled the entire world. 316 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,504 Did he just say "we"? 317 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,601 Didn't see this one coming, did you, Vex? 318 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,783 Grog! 319 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,078 - Are you all right? - Um, no. 320 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,545 A tickle. 321 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,756 Let me return the favor. 322 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,717 Shit. 323 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,010 Aah! 324 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,602 Fools. I'll devour you all. 325 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,145 Huh? 326 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,112 Pike? Pike?! Pike?! 327 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,044 Look out! 328 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,380 Vax, did Gilmore give you any insight 329 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,840 on how to kill this thing, 330 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,925 or did you two flirt the whole time? 331 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,426 Shit. Right, right. 332 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,263 Uh, uh, dragons are vain, arrogant, 333 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,973 egotistical... 334 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,517 I know that already. I studied them, remember? 335 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,729 Doesn't matter. 336 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,107 We can't do shit if it's in the air. 337 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,154 "Where the twin rivers meet." 338 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,990 The neck. You see that? 339 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,825 We have to get it on the ground. 340 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,410 Vex, do you hear me?! 341 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,288 Yes! This way. I've got a plan. 342 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,082 - Aw, another one? - Shut up. 343 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,045 Look, okay, for once, you were right. 344 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,006 Maybe we don't fight as one. 345 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,633 Maybe we do what we do best. 346 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,012 What? We have no best. 347 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,724 So, what do you want us to do? Run out and yell, 348 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,561 "Hey, dragon man, we don't know what the fuck we're doing"? 349 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566 Ha! 350 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:55,194 You think you can hide in my lair? 351 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,823 Hey, taint smear! 352 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,658 You're in my way again, you ape. 353 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,160 What'd you call me? 354 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,037 Maybe I'll squash you, too. 355 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,831 Oh, as if either of you could kill anything. 356 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,876 {\an8}A preening, peacoated peacock and a witless goon. 357 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,461 You watch yourself, peasant. 358 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,713 {\an8}If the three of you will shut up already 359 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,673 and let me kill this inflated windbag... 360 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,176 Kill me? 361 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,095 I am the iron storm. 362 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,473 You are nothing but insects! 363 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,565 Pathetic. 364 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,200 What? 365 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,746 Impossible! 366 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,623 - Gotcha. - Now! 367 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,416 Oh, come on. 368 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,585 Come on, come on, come on. You got this. 369 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,239 Scanlan's Hand! 370 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,546 Light him up, Vex. 371 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,101 I will sunder your bones. 372 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,021 Look who's nice and low. 373 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:57,650 I would like to... 374 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:02,947 rage! 375 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,887 Is he dead? 376 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,347 We did that. 377 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,807 We did that, right? 378 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,810 It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits. 379 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:35,938 Souvenir? 380 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,399 Proof we killed the scaly turd. 381 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,985 Huh. You know, you're a lot smarter 382 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,737 than we give you credit for, Grog. 383 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,448 - Yep, I'm a genius. - Huh? 384 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,995 - Aw, fuck this day. - Oh! 385 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,833 - Exit strategy? - Run! 386 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,465 Wait! 387 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,759 The-the loot! 388 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,179 Damn it! 389 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,394 We got him, kid. 390 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,778 Vox Machina, 391 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:26,864 for your selfless heroism, I proclaim you all 392 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,324 Protectors of the Realm 393 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,535 and honorary members 394 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,079 of the council of Tal'Dorei. 395 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,498 I know. I can hardly believe it myself. 396 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,127 Oh, how I've missed respectability. 397 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,379 Yes, yes, yes, that's all fine and good, 398 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,422 but where is the... Ah. 399 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,799 There we are. 400 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,677 Payday. 401 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,011 Uh... 402 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,721 Keys? Parchment? 403 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,850 - Where's our reward? - You're holding it. 404 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,227 The deed to your new keep here in Emon. 405 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,063 We need our protectors close at hand to, 406 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,565 you know, protect. 407 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,945 Uh-huh. Uh, hypothetically, if we sold it, how much 408 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,238 do you think that... 409 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,656 Okay. 410 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:12,118 Sister, we have a home. 411 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,122 Wait till I tell my father. 412 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,499 Oh, the Ashari will never believe this. 413 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,042 I bet... 414 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,462 I'm ruining a moment right now, aren't I? 415 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,424 Yep, I'm just gonna go over here now. 416 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,551 As protectors, you must understand 417 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,720 that the threat is far from over. 418 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,514 We suspect Krieg may have been part of a larger plot. 419 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,267 As such, I have arranged an important banquet 420 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,644 to discuss the security of our realm. 421 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,396 It'll be quite delightful, really. 422 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,023 We have a wonderful cook. 423 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:45,359 We trust you will all attend. In fact, 424 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,696 several dignitaries should be on their way as we speak. 425 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,910 Huh? 426 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,583 L-Lady Briarwood, there's something blocking the road. 427 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,211 Can you go around it, Desmond? 428 00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:05,922 Allow me, my love. 429 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,895 Well, ain't this a lucky night. 430 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,521 Looks like royalty to me. 431 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,024 What do you say, gang? 432 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,404 Oh, he's a fancy one. 433 00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:33,074 We want everything you and the missus got 434 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,201 unless you want to be gutted like a fish. 435 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,203 What, are you deaf or something? 436 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,496 Empty your pockets. 437 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,622 Aah! 438 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,086 The fuck?! 439 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,098 I hope it wasn't too much trouble, Sylas. 440 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,849 Delilah, my dear, 441 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:02,103 it was nothing. 442 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,676 Ripped by - YoungJedi - 443 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,708 Chirp. 30351