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Ripped by
- YoungJedi -
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Long ago, in another realm
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stood the majestic kingdom
of Tal'Dorei.
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Once the battlefield
of gods and titans,
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its lands now harbor magic,
wonder and mystery.
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It was a time of peace...
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...until a great evil arrived.
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A brave group of heroes
banded together,
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ready to face this evil.
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Hold fast. The beast approaches.
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What the fuck?
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You shall pay for y...
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Holy sh...
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Humanity will never fall to y...
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Well, that was... something.
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Fuck!
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All of our mercenaries
slaughtered like lambs.
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I state my case again,
Sovereign Uriel:
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send our army to challenge
whatever this fiend is
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before it decimates
the entire kingdom.
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Perhaps we have been ill-advised
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in our strategy, sire.
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I propose we attempt
to capture the beast
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and use it as a weapon
against our enemies.
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I must object, Sir Fince.
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We don't even know
what the creature is.
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Demon? Elemental?
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And how do you propose
we capture it?
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Lady Allura is right.
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- But sire...
- I will not send our remaining army
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beyond the city walls until we
know who or what our enemy is.
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We must find more mercenaries.
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And where, might I ask?
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The Torian Butchers
are butchered,
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the Murder Hobos murdered,
the Death Dealers are all dead.
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Then find someone worthy!
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Do not rest until you bring me
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the greatest band of mercenaries
in all of Tal'Dorei.
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Chug, chug, chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Yeah!
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That's right! Who's the best?
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Yeah!
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Grog wins. Again.
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Fuck me.
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Why do we always play
drinking games
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with a guy twice our size?
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Because it's the fastest way
to get drunk, obviously.
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Who's drunk?
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Not me. I'm great.
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I think we should
go to another...
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another...
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Didn't you only have one ale?
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Oh. So chunky.
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Watch it, bitch.
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Hey. You watch it, dicknose.
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Easy, Grog.
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We don't waste our time
on talking assholes, remember?
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- Hmm.
- Oi, tavern keep.
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Another round for Vox Machina,
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the greatest band of mercenaries
in all the realm.
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The greatest?
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I heard you couldn't even rescue
a cow from a burning barn.
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"Vox Machina."
What a fucking joke.
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Let's keep things civil, friend.
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We're not looking for trouble.
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Oh, I'll bet you ain't.
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Everyone knows you're a bunch
of pathetic losers
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who can't get a fucking job.
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Look at your scrawny ass.
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Too weak to tickle
your own pickle.
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Are you offering to help?
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Yeah. U-Uh, well, no.
I... fuck you!
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Oh, I'm only asking you
to give me a hand.
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You know, Vax, I think he's willing.
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Ooh, can I keep this?
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Don't just stand there
gawking, louts.
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Kill them!
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I had him.
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Hmm.
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- I'm coming, Percy!
- Oh, no.
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Oops.
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Pike, love, can you try to stay
out of the way?
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Hey, come on.
You tripped over me.
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I'll take that.
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Not bad, brother.
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Why does this happen every time
we go out drinking?
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Good boy, Trinket.
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Over here.
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Grog, step aside.
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Oh, bollocks.
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Where the hell is Scanlan?
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La, da, da
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La, da, da,
my lady's rose I will pluck
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My love,
it's time for us to
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For goodness' sakes.
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Percy, the hell, man?
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If you want to join in,
you got to ask first.
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Scanlan, I should've known.
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Could you put on some pants
and help us?
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You got to be shitting me.
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Stop!
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First, you people drink me dry,
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then you destroy my tavern.
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And-and what is that gnome
doing with my daughter?
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Mmm...
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It's probably best
you don't know.
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Who's paying for all this?
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Goodness, such a mess.
Absolutely dreadful.
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But I can assure you, darling,
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Vox Machina will find
those responsible...
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Uh-uh, don't even try it.
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Money, now.
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Well, you see...
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We don't exactly have any money
on us, per se,
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but if you give me five...
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Uh, hello? Yes, excuse me.
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Ah.
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Thank you, much appreciated.
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And stay out!
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Does this mean
we're officially banned
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from every tavern in Emon?
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Wonderful.
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We've got no money,
no place to live
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and fuck all for prospects.
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Well, perhaps if someone
didn't accidentally decapitate
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the last fellow who hired us.
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Well, I apologized, didn't I?
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We have a mountain of debts
and-- oh, good--
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three silver to our name.
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We need a job.
Anything, at this point.
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I mean, if protecting carts
from swindlers
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and killing goblins for gold
isn't getting us anywhere,
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I don't know, maybe...
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maybe we could try
doing some good this time?
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- Nah...
- Boring.
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Pike, ethics are a luxury
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we currently can't afford.
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Have you guys ever thought
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maybe we're not really meant
to do this?
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I mean, Vex and Vax
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- only care about themselves.
- Well, fuck you.
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- Grog just wants to murder everyone.
- Yeah, pretty much.
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Percy barely wants
to be seen with us in public,
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- and Scanlan wants...
- To bed everyone in the realm.
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Yes, you can say it, Keyleth.
I'm not ashamed.
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Honestly, why are we even together?
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Well, while you're all
moping around,
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I have to drain
the proverbial basilisk.
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{\an8}Hmm?
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{\an8}Oh... Oh, apologies.
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It has a mind of its own sometimes.
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What's the matter with you?
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- Come on.
- Hmm.
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This!
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This is our purpose.
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Fighting for justice, for glory,
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protecting the kingdom
and stuff.
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And most importantly----
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lots of money!
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We're really gonna see
the sovereign
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looking like this?
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Halt.
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Okay, we'll take you in,
but the bear waits outside.
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It's okay, buddy.
We'll be back soon.
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Lady Kima, it is imperative
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Lord and Lady Briarwood join us.
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{\an8}- Sire, Whitestone hasn't been heard from in months.
- Excuse me?
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{\an8}- Our last messenger never returned.
- Excuse me?
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They must be
warned of these attacks.
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Send another guardsman straight away.
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I'm sorry, who the hell are you?
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Vox Machina. You see,
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it's actually a somewhat clever
play on words...
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Honestly, we don't care.
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Sire, I warned you
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the notices would attract
the scum of Emon.
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Excuse you?
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I think Sir Fince
means a foe this deadly
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- requires more seasoned...
- Krieg, don't bother
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with these drunken buffoons.
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Guards?
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{\an8}Buffoons?
Clearly you've never heard
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{\an8}of the Legend of Vox Machina.
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{\an8}Allow me to give you
a proper introduction.
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Oh, gods, here we go.
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Your Excellence
tried the best fighters
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Who've adventured
far and wide
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But I promise
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That you've never met
a troop so qualified
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There's Grog
our mighty giant
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He's a simpleminded hulk
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And Percy's pepperbox
can blow apart
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Your fucking skull
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Nature hath no fury
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Quite like Keyleth
the Ashari
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Controlling plants
and animals
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She's a magical safari
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The twins Vex and Vax
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She shoots,
he hides in the pitch
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They're stealthy
and quite deadly
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But I forget
which one is which
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- He's Vax.
- She's Vex.
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Pike's divinity is pure
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Her hands can always heal
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Oh, and did I mention
we have a bear?
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Trinket, no big deal
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And as for myself?
My name is Scanlan
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The man with the phat
purple hand
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My music's the jam, going ham,
you can't stand it
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Get some water,
hide your daughters
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Oh. Uh, sorry.
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Brave warriors are we
and far more clever than a fox
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They'll tell tale
of our exploits
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In the Legend
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Of Vox
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Machina
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Uh, thank you very much.
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- Oh.
- Mm, okay. Uh...
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- Uh...
- Give the council a moment
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to discuss your curious group.
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You can't be seriously
considering them
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for such a crucial task.
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Sovereign, their reputation
is less than stellar.
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Well, they do have a bear.
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It looked quite ferocious.
And the song was entertaining.
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Why not give them a chance?
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Perhaps there is more
than meets the eye
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with these warriors.
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Eh?
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Yeah, doubt it.
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Let's just call in
Agar's Assassins again.
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Uh, Agar apparently had his hand
chopped off in a barroom brawl.
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Oh, shit.
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Very well.
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You're hired, Vox Machina.
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Mainly because I like the bear.
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Lady Allura will accompany you
to the Shale Steps,
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the village closest
to the last attack.
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So, what exactly are we killing,
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and how much are we making?
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We don't know what you're killing,
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but once you kill it,
all this is yours.
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Uh, one more question.
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Yeah, how are we supposed
to get there?
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Brother, I am telling you I felt it,
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right there in the throne room.
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I haven't felt that since...
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Isn't this ship amazing?
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There's two bathrooms
downstairs.
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Hey, by the way,
why are you both whispering
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- like we can't hear you?
- Can you mind your business for once, gnome?
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As you can see,
the creature has already razed
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three villages
and miles of farmland.
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If this evil persists,
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the kingdom
will starve to death.
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This mission sounds kind of deadly.
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- Do we really want to do this?
- Yes, this task
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is dangerous, which is why
only the most noble, heroic
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00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,440
- and true...
- Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism
261
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,151
is fine and all, but we're
in this for the money.
262
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,821
I see. So it's coin
over character.
263
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,032
Not surprising.
264
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,545
The Shale Steps are beyond
that hill. Good luck.
265
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:20,217
Please don't, oh,
fuck this up, as they say.
266
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,718
Thanks for the sweet ride.
267
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,720
You'll be back to pick us
up later, right?
268
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,602
Yeah, she'll be back.
269
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,153
What we doing here again?
270
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,113
The last attack
was just south of here.
271
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,324
We're gonna ask around,
see if anyone knows anything.
272
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,951
Ask around.
273
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,994
Excuse me, green friends.
274
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,164
Have you seen any evil wizards
or giant monsters
275
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,541
passing through here?
276
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,501
- Uh...
- That's kind of weird.
277
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,046
Nah, it was too foggy.
278
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,840
All we saw was dark clouds,
lightning.
279
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,467
We thought it was a storm.
280
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,844
{\an8}Oh, you didn't see
anything, huh?
281
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,266
{\an8}How convenient, Mr. Fisherman,
if that is your real name.
282
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,769
- Whoa...
- Okay, maybe let me handle the questioning, Scanlan.
283
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,438
I'm sorry about him.
284
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,274
You're a priest of sorts, aren't you?
285
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,317
Could you bless our house?
286
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,777
- Protect it from this evil?
- Uh...
287
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821
A-A blessing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
288
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,614
Uh, no problem.
289
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,825
Okay, here goes.
290
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:32,372
May the Everlight
shine upon your home.
291
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,457
Everything will be tip-top.
292
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,585
Okay. I'm sure you'll survive
these trying times,
293
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,713
so, good luck?
294
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,550
Are you sure
you're a holy person?
295
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,802
Yeah, I'm-I'm just,
uh, out of practice.
296
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,138
I don't really bless
a lot of houses these days.
297
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,015
Thank you, dear.
298
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,851
I'm sure it'll be enough
to keep our family safe.
299
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,105
Wow.
300
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,525
Are you a wizard?
301
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,278
Nah. The magic's all
in the fingers, kid.
302
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,990
Wow.
303
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,909
And now it's in yours.
304
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,411
Whoa.
305
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622
That's real silver.
Keep it safe.
306
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,498
There's a monster roaming about.
307
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,875
- You mean flying.
- What's that?
308
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,793
Something flew right over us.
309
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,295
It knocked down
the big tree on the hill.
310
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:24,424
We heard wings beating but
we couldn't see it in the storm.
311
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,718
But it was big. Really big.
312
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,927
Yeah.
313
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,227
Get over here.
314
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,480
Trinket found something.
315
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,192
The tracks are too muddy
to discern.
316
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,235
But it looks like
it took to the air
317
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,820
and flew along the coast.
318
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,992
Whoa.
319
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,453
Think you'll be needing this.
320
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,080
Ah.
321
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,341
Now they look...
322
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,842
human?
323
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,140
It's close.
324
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,767
Everyone, get ready.
325
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,616
{\an8}Get the fuck out.
326
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,619
What, a little lamb
was behind all the mayhem?
327
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,454
Oh, don't let that thing
bite you, Vex.
328
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,428
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
329
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,389
Fuck!
330
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,592
- I suggest we run. Right now!
- Fuck that.
331
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,844
We fight!
332
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,014
Grog, you dumb, brave asshole!
333
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,858
Grog's down already? Come on!
334
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,709
Keyleth! A little magic might help.
335
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,173
We're in serious trouble here.
336
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,802
Keyleth, snap out of it.
Keyleth!
337
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,804
- Keyleth!
- Sorry. Um...
338
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,096
Okay. Okay.
339
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,663
Did I just make it worse?
340
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,340
Look out!
341
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,278
Uh, get me out.
Get-get me out!
342
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,947
I'm trapped under Grog's ass!
343
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,033
{\an8}So...
344
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,453
{\an8}this is what rock bottom
feels like.
345
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,207
At least we're still alive,
346
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,834
thank the Everlight.
347
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,795
{\an8}And thanks to Keyleth
for the giant shrub.
348
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:34,007
{\an8}But did you have to make it
so thorny?
349
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,051
That dragon.
We almost... died.
350
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,722
Except we didn't die.
Because of you, Keyleth.
351
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,181
You hear me?
352
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,601
We're alive because of you.
353
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,855
- Grog. You're hurt.
- Nah.
354
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,940
Just a flesh wound. No big.
355
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,735
Question: Is this normal?
356
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,716
- Oh, no.
- Holy shit.
357
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:55,812
I'm gonna throw up.
358
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,363
Hold still, old friend.
359
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,615
I got you.
360
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,414
Oh, I feel better already.
361
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,875
Thanks, Pike. You're the best.
362
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,461
That... took a lot out of me.
363
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879
- I got you.
- Oh.
364
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,465
Uh, thanks.
365
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,342
Oh, uh, you can put me down now.
366
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927
Oh. Yeah.
367
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,553
Uh... yeah.
368
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,473
All right,
fuck Uriel and all of this,
369
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,141
we're done here.
370
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,268
We didn't sign up
for certain death.
371
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,063
Must I remind you
we gave our word to the council?
372
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,440
That should probably
mean something.
373
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,859
Oh, who gives a soggy anus
about the council?
374
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,321
The only word I care about
is "Scanlan Shorthalt."
375
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,281
And yes,
I know that's two words,
376
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,283
but you know what I'm saying.
377
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,203
Yeah. What have those
fuckity-fucks ever done for us?
378
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,455
Except give us a job
and a bunch of gold
379
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,457
and treasure and stuff?
380
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,668
We've fought a lot of things...
381
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,002
but a dragon?
382
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,754
An actual dragon?
383
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,965
It's not about the council,
384
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,175
or the contract...
it's about these people.
385
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,551
They need us.
386
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,804
We can't just run away.
387
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,223
This is why I hate traveling
with holy people.
388
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,600
- They're too goddamned good.
- Pike...
389
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,978
this creature is beyond us.
390
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,480
When Vex and I were young,
391
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,607
one of those monsters
killed our mother.
392
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,235
I've studied dragons
my entire life, hoping to find
393
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,403
the one that did it.
394
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,570
I can...
395
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,447
feel when they're close.
396
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,242
A horrid pain in my head.
397
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,743
Then it's settled.
398
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,996
We'll go back to the palace
and get out of the contract.
399
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,789
You don't understand, Percy.
400
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,125
I felt it there, too,
at the palace.
401
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,127
Y-You're just
telling us this now?
402
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,878
I'm sorry. I...
403
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,214
I wasn't certain
until the dragon...
404
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,591
It's been years since Mother...
405
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,218
Are you sure, Vex'ahlia?
406
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,387
I know what I felt.
Someone on the council
407
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,098
must have been in contact
with the dragon, or...
408
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,935
I don't know,
but I-I'm sure it was real.
409
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,396
Then we walk away
from all of this.
410
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,815
It's not worth it.
You heard her.
411
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,568
One of them might be working
with that monster.
412
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,653
Let's just get
the hell out of here
413
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,906
and never set foot
in Emon again.
414
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,409
Can we all agree on that?
415
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,496
Oh, no.
416
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:57,668
They wiped them out, all of them.
417
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,425
Pike! Get over here!
418
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,098
Please, Everlight,
419
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,100
let your power reach him.
420
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,768
Pike. Please.
421
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,395
Shit!
422
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,772
No. I can't do it.
423
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,400
I'm still too weak from before.
424
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,745
We could have stopped this.
425
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,415
Should have.
426
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,549
What the hell
are you doing, Scanlan?
427
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,760
Thinking of a rhyme
for "dead dragon."
428
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,345
'Cause I...
429
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,347
I guess we're killing one.
430
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,099
I'm in.
431
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,519
Uh, I mean I'm not gonna lie,
I'm terrified out of my mind.
432
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,979
But I'm in.
433
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,481
I don't like losin'...
434
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:46,235
but now I'm feelin' things,
on the inside.
435
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,030
They don't feel right.
436
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,158
So yeah, I'm with ya.
437
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,409
That was...
438
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,536
actually well stated, Grog.
439
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,538
- What was?
- Uh, never mind.
440
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,457
Count me in as well.
441
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,042
You guys...
442
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,668
we're doing this.
443
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,880
You all realize we're going
to die a truly horrible death.
444
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,256
Perhaps, sister.
445
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,010
But we'll die gloriously,
446
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,013
and we'll kill a fucking dragon.
447
00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,828
Ripped by
- YoungJedi -
448
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,860
Chirp.
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